/smg/ - Stock Market General

Will you finally kill yourself if nothing happens't? this coping is getting ridiculous, you already got btfo

Black swan event already happened

the thing i most resent
is having to consent to illusion
while confessing distress with my fist
will history prevail
my exploding whale...

this coping is getting ridiculous

this isn't cope. This is canary in the coal mine. Clearly somebody stopped by /biz yesterday that actually knows something. I checked his math, and apparently he's right. Fucking even Forbes is now repeating the same thing this guy is saying. I love it when people that actually know what they're talking about post shit in /biz because it definitely gives me an edge, but the degree of coincidence with this latest example freaks me out.
"hurr durr kys btfo" is the ultimate cope. I'm going to read the writing on the wall.

If NVDA is overvalued then why does it stand at 145 right now?

If the market is never overvalued and always correct, why do they call it correction?

Yeah right, TSLA is going to plummet any day now too bro, be sure of it. Speaking of which I find it funny that in such an insane market Nvidia in particular is treated like the sad child of strict asian parents

you exceeded my expectations? NOT GOOD ENOUGH I WANTED AN ACHIEVEMENT NUKE, try harder next time or the entire stock market will bleed because of you :*

fud

less profits
increasing competition (TPUs, NPUs, hardware matmul)
new restrictions on one of the largest markets for fake and gay AI shit (Chynah)

It will probably go up for some time, but I wouldn't say it's guaranteed.

Jesus christ how fucking greedy are you people?

The administration could replace the 10% across-the-board tariffs with similar duties of up to 15% under Section 122 of the Trade Act. They would last up to six months, after which Trump would require Congressional approval to extend them.

Interesting option should the judges actually achieve a W for once

muh infallible journoid

Meanwhile in reality, some intern ask chatgtp the same question as that anon

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way

would

Why does the market only move afterhours? Is there a reason for it thats not a conspiracy

Speaking of which I find it funny that in such an insane market Nvidia in particular is treated like the sad child of strict asian parents

...okaaaayyyy...are you asian? Because the "expectations" that analysts gave NVDA seem to have been waaaaaay too low given the price NVDA is trading at. So they didn't beat the expectations that really mattered. If NVDA was trading for like $10 a share then the revenue they just posted would be phenomenal! But it's NOT trading at $10...it's trading at a price that needs to see huge revenues in order not to have already overpayed. It' s like buying a fake Rolex. Of course people are going to be pissed when they paid up front for a Rolex and then the earnings report shows that the movement is actually Citizen. "Oh well Citizen is still a really good movement!" you say, but good luck selling that to the next guy for the same price you paid for it..
Sad to say this, but only a kike would insist that anyone should pay over $100 for a Citiz- I mean NVDA.

some intern ask chatgtp the same question as that anon

Go ask chatgpt right now, then screencap the response and post it here. Guaranteed it's going to shill NVDA...which kind of makes sense, don't you think?

but it's not like Trump is just going to give up and when the tariffs are back on again everything has to dump, again

I've decided to buy puts 2 hours after open. Wish me luck.

an option to cuck agaian in six months

TACO
A
C
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Why did you get against the US? Did you really think Trump can cause a recession?

I like how tds has devolved into school yard name calling

Did you really think Trump can cause a recession?

I think people are saying that Biden caused a recession, and Trump is going to have to fix it after it happens, whenever it hits.

It's the federal reserve that causes the recessions, they just aren't brazen enough to tell you to your face that they raised interest rates for the sole purpose of fucking things up

interest rate increase = future recession

They do it over and over again

Go ask chatgpt right now, then screencap the response and post it here.

Here ya go. I left out telling ChatGPT it was NVDA to avoid any shilling and just gave it the financial performance.
Enjoy.

futures

T-T-TDS!!!

everyone is laughing at you, tranny

Have you even said “Thank You” yet?

People buy a lot of Celsius and Alani products

I can't help but feel I'm buying the top.
Something feels off, and anything but Rheinmetall (middle term) and UNH (middle-longterm) in stock feels iffy.
I HAVE dumped money in there, but I can't help but fear the bear.
Should I trust my gut?

ok, now tell it the company has an 80% global market share in AI chips

Macro events for today
Let’s see what today brings 0dtechads.
Unless I see immediate signals, I’m going to wait out until a little past 1030 to make plays.

Macro events for this morning*
There are more fed speeches in the afternoon but I’m not concerned about them yet.

YOU GOTTA DIAMOND HAND HODL NVDA BROS HODLLLL!!!

Selling CSPs on SOXL is comfy

impose 145% tariffs on chinese goods

china increases their tariffs on your goods to 125%

lower your tarifs to 30% like a little bitch

china lowers their to 10%

in the meantime your yields increased and debt became much more expensive

in the meantime no sane company is still investing in the usa where cheeto will randomly kill your projects for no particular reason

court says your 30% tariffs are illegal and they have to be removed

end up with 0% tariffs on chinese goods, and 10% tariffs on your goods

????

ART OF THE DEAL

what the fuck was that cheeto retard thinking?

I thought we would be around 597 or 598 by open. Why are we going down frens?

end up with 0% tariffs on chinese goods

Didn’t happen
Won’t happen

there are people who think nvidia will dump today

retard take

asking other retards if he should trust his retarded gut

yes, retard.

yes it will dump upwards

Tarrifs are aggresive economic action therefore military action and completely within the purview of the commander in cheif, that's my cope

Thank you.

doesn't have that much longer, everyone is already building their own chips and people are pretending this isn't the same Nvidia that's fucked up numerous times on gamer GPUs

that dude who designed the Ryzen chip is running his own AI chip company and there's like 20 others that have had numerous rounds of private funding

THANK YOU

@grok, is this cope?

kek, I love doing this on twitter. This is the current ragebait. So stupid how people can react so aggressively towards that

cope

depends on the goal, i actually invest long term and don't fuck with 0dte because my parents actually loved me and i'm not a literal degenerate gambler

at least i can actually form an opinion on something, niggerfaggot.

For fuck sake stop dumping tqqq went from up 6.5% to now only up 3.5%

@grok, is he now doubling down on cope?

We’ve been pumping and dumping constantly, we are on a pump, don’t let the FOMO get to you, it will dump again for some reason in the next week or so

@grok: looks like it nigga

The commander in what, chief?

>lower your tarifs to 30% like a little bitch

>china lowers their to 10%

This is a victory he can claim because in the past it was 20/20 now it's 30/10 in America's favor.
But in the end he has chickened out because the tariffs are too low to matter so no jobs are moving back and he looks like a coward.

Hood is the only safe buy in this enviroment

nigga

zoomers are niggers.

im so excited for the jobless nothingburger pump

@grok, what do you think?

HOW CAN SHE DUMP

Devastating

futes

grok asked me to ask, you why are you a 40y/o on Anon Babble and don't have a wife, or kids?

Don't think so

zoomers are niggers

dragging you into a personal attack

bro, why you lie to grok?

Based

Lower trading volume means each individual trade's effect on stock price is more pronounced. It also tends to be used by institutional and accredited investors, so the trades tend to be larger.

China had 0 tariffs at the start of his term. Jobs were never gonna come back even with the tariffs. At least not the kind of jobs he wants. Almost 100k people lost their jobs instead.

...coping with what? A person can't "cope" unless it's related to something particular. He can cope with having been wrong, but he can't cope with a future that hasn't yet arrived because no one can. Ultimately, telling someone they're "coping" in the context of Anon Babble forums is analogous to neo-communists referring to the current state of the world as "post-capitalism": the person accusing the other of "coping" is attempting to aggressively assert their opinion as being the only possibly outcome because they feel threatened that their own anticipated outcome may not arrive.

Also, the screenshots of AI responses clearly demonstrate the failures of AI to detect social nuances, especially in regards checking social interactions against reality.

i like having trump as pres.

good volatility

so the trades tend to be larger.

sometimes (with block trades) this can be the case for individual trades, but just looking at tick-by-tick data you can see that it's usually smaller trades occurring, or? That's one of the ways to spot manipulation, by low volume pumps pre-market especially, because you get better bang-for-your-buck with less competition.

US GDP Annualised (Q/Q) Q1 S: -0.2% (est -0.3%; prev -0.3%)

- Personal Consumption: 1.2% (est 1.7%; prev 1.8%)

- GDP Price Index: 3.7% (est 3.7%; prev 3.7%)

- Core PCE Price Index: 3.4% (est 3.5%; prev 3.5%)

Company profits -3,6%

US Initial Jobless Claims 24-May: 240K (est 230K; prev 227K; prevR 226K)

- Continuing Claims 17-May: 1.919M (est 1.893M; prev 1.903M; prevR 1.893M)

cope

nice copy paste grokslop niggER

>US GDP Annualised (Q/Q) Q1 S: -0.2% (est -0.3%; prev -0.3%)

>- Personal Consumption: 1.2% (est 1.7%; prev 1.8%)

>- GDP Price Index: 3.7% (est 3.7%; prev 3.7%)

>- Core PCE Price Index: 3.4% (est 3.5%; prev 3.5%)

>Company profits -3,6%

>US Initial Jobless Claims 24-May: 240K (est 230K; prev 227K; prevR 226K)

>- Continuing Claims 17-May: 1.919M (est 1.893M; prev 1.903M; prevR 1.893M)

To be clear, this data suggests an incoming recession caused by the amount of jobless people not only increasing, but remaining jobless over time, as well as an expected reduction in consumer spending and the resulting reduction in company profits. And all this as the cost of consumer goods continues to increase.
Are we on the same page here or are you reading something else into it? I would assume that as people remain unemployed over time and their living costs only increase, eventually they're going to have to sell off any stocks they own to pay the bills (or at least rotate from growth stocks into income stocks) and this will have an effect on market prices?

Into the filter you go

an incoming recession

That's cool, let me know when deflation starts to occur and prices for goods and services actually start falling. Any day now... just two more weeks, am I right?

Don’t respond to grokslop

shut the fuck up

just interpret the data and tell me what it means

Phew, I almost bought SQQQ yesterday

WH Trade Advisor Navarro: No Question There Is An Economic Emergency - BBGTV

- On Trade Court Ruling: Nothing Has Really Changed
- Trade Deals Are Going To Happen
- Courts Are Getting In The Way Of Trump Agenda

@grok, is that cope?

It means Jerome Powell will just step in with ultra low interest rates and money printers and artificially hyperinflate the entire economy to stop line from going down. Nothing ever happens, and that goes doubly-so in Finance.

BYD Chads we are so back

Ask grok for the likelihood of a q1-q2 2025 recession considering the import frontrunning has taken costs from q2 and lumped it into q1

AAPL

TQQQ

SMCI

FUBO

So many tickers to buy, and only so much money

I'd buy it but fuck this dumb limitation of having to buy x100 shares at once. Exactly like on the Nikkei, what's wrong with these asian faggots.

That rally from yesterday got popped by Navarro lol

will there ever be a pullback?

were you in a coma? we just had a 20% crash

I love how adamant some doom posting retards are

inflation going down is bad because the economy is cooling!

okay but inflation will kick in any second now from Trump!

and when it does THEN it'll be bad!

any second now!

surely the fourth month will be bad!

everyone losing their shit over long term bonds and this crap has less than a 1% spread on the fucking thing

Buy BYDDY like me :)

are you new here? dont feed permabears. they never put their money where their mouth is.

I'd rather not buy ADR for chink companies. You never know when Trump is gonna chimp out and ban them from the NYSE. I know such an issue would get resolved if that happens as they'll offer the possibility to convert them to HK/Shenzen, but that's an annoyance I'd rather avoid.

The fear mongering around bonds was new because even the MMS was doing it. Which just made me want to buy more.

More stock that is. Fuck bonds. I cannot imagine the level of cuckoldry required to buy bonds.

Can we get an AI edit for a pic like this?

What happened with soxl? Nvda is 5.5% up and soxl is only up 6.

Ask grok

it says (as all AI does) what it's cobbled together from however many articles have been published online about this shit. namely,
that the fed is expected to cut rates in July.
that if unemployment stays elevated, it'll be a problem.
that there's distortion in macro-data like GDP and each industry needs to be looked at in detail to detect trends.
then it says "30-45% chance of recession", which is obviously not a figure it came up with itself, but is just what it pulled from (again) what articles it has access to.
So when you ask grok or chatgpt or anything to give you an answer, you're asking it to consult whatever the majority of published articles are saying, and if that's the case just train an AI on the Koran, Hadith, and Reliance of the Traveller and see how well it fares with accurately predicting the future.
AI can't think...but it can do jobs that don't require thinking...which is the kind of jobs people getting fired from recently DO...so if you're pro-AI, you're betting on unemployment remaining elevated over time, as an example.
Also, if inflation stays elevated, as this macro-data suggests, how will chair powell be able to "make money printer go brrrrr"? I'm pretty sure prices don't have to go down for us to be in an economically bad spot, just look at that classic weimar hyperinflation situation.
But, to your point, it looks like US hourly wage growth grew 0.3% in april, but CPI seems to have increased 0.2% in april, so wouldn't that mean "prices fell from the perspective of the people that still had jobs"? percentage-wise

REMINDER:
The gay court has no legal authority to stop Trump tariffs.
The tariffs will be stay, stay made yurocucks.

Yeah I don't get that shit. It's beyond obvious that tariffs are 100% the duty of the president. It's always been that way. Fucking courts being gay

Historically there have always been 2 inflation spikes and in the current we have had only 1. It also always required a recession to tame the consumer confidence. The reason I believe #this time is different, is because consumers were crushed by the tarrif shock and have already gone through the psychological change that normally comes from recession

They were pretending everything was fine under Biden so they're still pretending we need a recession to lower inflation. As if we didn't spike to fucking 9% and then come back down

Annual inflation as of April was already 2.3%. That's basically right on fucking target

It’s my impression that consumers have not experienced anything at all yet

Good morning frens and fellow Nigvidya holders

ELF

I didn't read the post, but is he jyst spending a lot of words to say it has a high PE ratio? You could say that in 6 words. I don't know why people spread fud here. You won't move the market, you'll just trick poor 4cels.

Economic emergency faced in 1971

Court ruling 1974

ELF

Why didn't you buy me anon?

5 minutes until MAGA

Biden had tariffs on china

When I say TRUMP you'll say I'M SORRY

TRUMP

canary in the coal mine

/biz

even Forbes

/biz

read the writing on the wall

this is singlehandedly the clearest astroturfed post ive ever seen on here

Don’t need to say sorry
I never doubted him

seems shorting the euro then falling asleep was a poor decision. i thought we were pumping the dollar

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Based

Weeeeeeeeeee

Expecting morning sell off to check if the pre-market gains were real, then midday buying as normies start hearing the tariff news.

Nvdia exploding upwards 170 soon

EUR IS KING

Their legal opinion rests upon there not being an "emergency" which is not for the court to decide as the president has declared them before unchallenged.

I like how small cap futures were up 2.67% last night and we are just barely green now

It will close above 200 once it fully moves to Taiwan

which is not for the court to decide

Then what the fuck is the point of that requirement? The law has a requirement that has to be fulfilled. It's a restriction, which is why the President has this power given to him by Congress, as it is an exception. The judiciary has to be able to decide upon it otherwise there is no judicial oversight over the executive, which is the point of the jucidiary branch.

the president has declared them before unchallenged

When

whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/04/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-declares-national-emergency-to-increase-our-competitive-edge-protect-our-sovereignty-and-strengthen-our-national-and-economic-security/
April 2

The point of the courts is to put the bad hombres out of our country and behind bars, not interfere with the supreme authority of the president

If you actually believed this, you would be shorting the market.

dude why stop at $200? Make $1500! Go big or go home

Shippy fat balding paedophile

Tariffs are already priced in

The court has not challenged the presidents right to declare emergency

Which means the current interpretation is arbitrary and undermined my confidence in the justice system. Thanks AI

Bought leveraged nvdia at the exact bottom.. seems all too good to be true.

Analysts reiterated it'll hit 190

euro/usd skyrocketed

its over
we are going to crash again
ITS FUCKING OVER AHAHAHAHAH
FUCKING NUKE THIS MARKED HAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Biden declared 20 states of emergency

Uh oh stinky

$NVDA | Nvidia CEO Adopts Trading Plan To Sell Up To 6 Mln Shares Worth $850 Mln

jews dumped
i really need apple to hit 210 or I’m washed

this is just a dip right?

short PLTR
short HIMS
short RLBX
short TSLA

selling pressure is so weak..

Imagine not buying NVDA when it was $86 or so a couple of months ago

Yes
Correct

wait till normies find out about the tariff news

RBLX*

Is VOO a fucking meme that shit has been down for months now

its over

Is Dell worth playing for earnings?

Is retail selling because the tariffs are gone? Is that honestly what's happening?

red was sell box
if it doesnt bounce on the trendline its over
going to crash to the latest levels

Normoids were beaten over the head that Trumps tariffs were good for Murrika so now that they are removed they think it is a bad sign. Simple as.

it's another episode of midday V-shaped megapump

the script is getting old...

Ah the states. I misunderstood. I suppose the legal challenge is to whether you can do literally anything you want and justify it with the emergency, or how far it extends. As far as I’m aware, despite Navarro saying the deficit is clearly an emergency, the actual emergency declared is about fent, which Switzerland and Japan would seem irrelevant to

why is everything selling off..

No this is institutional
Telltale sign of a shakeout, look at the volume on that initial selloff

Guys.. Netflix?
Maybe Netflix is in trouble, considering Netflix makes money selling their shitty slop series with their subscription. When average people with a few thousand can make AI movies with better stories (prompts), theoretically there could be a lot of competition coming up.

They should better focus more on actual events (like boxing and other sports) instead of shitty series that are pure timewaste

already pumped back kek didn't even last 30 mins
bears are so weak

Is that the V?

SELL SELL SELL

you think you just get to MELT UP to 6000? Oh no, that is NOT how this works.

Biweekly check-in: what is /smg/ listening to today?
youtube.com/watch?v=Ll4NJs3NBIU

*actual reallife events

All ETFs are crabbing ever since april

that's exactly how this works

cant tell if all the bear fud is either a psyop or just bitter bears.

that was the weakest "dump" ive seen in weeks

imagine being a retarded bear

see you crying in 5

If jimmy buffet is still in cash so am I

nope, institutions are back in control and have no fucking clue which direction things are going, so they're not going to do much except for maybe reduce their risk a little (which is probably why bond rates are dropping again). expect it to crab.

man i wish the jannies would ban the early thread maker already. now there is multiple threads not even at bump limit

Buyers are in control.
You missed the dip.
It’s only up from here.

I swear, if I bought at the fucking top again...

looks pretty good to me

This is the End.

I sold and then this shit went back up to 143

Wasting away in Margheritaville ~~~~

janny is bussy deleting every """"racist"""" post
so posts that are agains his pajeet ass

What's the point in holding cash in our rapid inflation economy? You're waiting for a dip that will massively beat inflation and your missed oppurtunity costs, but its clear Trimp will cuck if anything gets too low.

You missed the dip.

i didnt tho
bought the bottom and preparing to sell now
if i am not already too late

Typical kike shake out

IM RICH!!!

Sell offs are getting weaker and weaker

there’s a tranny janny going around banning people for racism like nigger fuck off

Yielding 4% isn't bad, I mean at I'm not locked into that for 30 years. But otherwise yeah hyperinflation is real. I feel paralyzed lately and can't trade.
Going to see what happens over the next few months and then go into some stuff.

Bought AAPL two minutes ago, and I already want to sell.

"trump intelligence briefing" in 1 hour, qre they just going to say fuck your appeal and crash this shit?
if they do please screencap this

Oh oh House sales

CAUTION: we reaching levels of cope noone thought possible

literally everyone has shit on your doom-fud
please stop, it's embarressing

Me too bud. Why did I drunkenly full port into GOOGL at $175 last night. WHY?

I respect your sacrifice
live brave man!
your post shall not be forgotten even if you have to go

5 months, you mean? years?

It was also the culmination of taking profits from a few things and preparing for some job uncertainty. And after I took the profits I realized I didn't know what to do next kek.

Do you know why copy trading doesn't work? There is only so much alpha in a trade. Imagine copy trading one of the most popular investors of all time, you are splitting that with at least a million plebs. Honestly better just holding brkb if you believe

ITS PAYDAY FELLAS!!

we need flags

nah i actually mean next week but could also be today if we dont get back into the zone

had to sell some bags have seen it sell off after earnings far too often. pretty much right at the open not at the exact 143 top but near it

but dax is dead. freefalling for the second day

US Pending Home Sales (M/M) Apr: -6.3% (est -1.0%; prev 6.1%; prev R 5.5%)

- Pending Home Sales NSA (Y/Y): -3.5% (est 2.7%; prev -0.1%; prev R -0.7%)

It's over.

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS WAS BEING RELEASED TODAY? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE GDP

the market is green yet the sentiment feels like we’re crashing what the fuck

Uh, GOOGLesbians. WTF is happening>

This is bullish

freefalling

I freefell gently into my seat looking at this chart

UHM SOXLSISTERS??

Shakeout before the breakout, baby.
Seen it a million times before.
Slurp while you can sisters.

WTF WAS THAT

Yup.
If you aren’t buying now, you’re going to be priced out by this afternoon

you had flags and no porn in the sharty but you chose to come back here

Looks like another V day

ITS OVEEEEEEER
I KNEW IT AND STILL DIDNT SOLDED
FUCK MEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m actually up on the UVIX I bought yesterday

If you come here for stock picking advice and not just to determine sentiment and talk shit, you are a complete fool btw

Everybody's just getting tired of all this bullshit man. Maybe we don't need to put up with this shit, surely there are other ways to run a society.

Yup. Only normie retail gets spooking about housing data. Insitutions are riding the negative sentiment to scare even more people away.
We pump in the afternoon.

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS WAS BEING RELEASED TODAY

tradingeconomics.com/calendar

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass

Buy at 9:55 AM

SPY starts falling at 10 AM

You cannot make this fucking shit up.
I need someone to spoonfeed me this type of info.

only ass getting kicked is yours, bobo

Buy SOXS yesterday after close

Judge cancels tariffs, market moons meaning SOXS gets destroyed

Wait until midnight to see if the rally loses steam, nothing happens. Close SOXS at a loss

Then today happens

I'm not happy. Not happy at all. My bearish play wasn't even the wrong call but I couldn't predict the tariff shit happening, and I couldn't predict bulls cucking out today in the morning despite those news.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Justice has been served. Justice is going to continue to be served.

Markets have pretty much fallen back to where they were yesterday at close. Trillions in overnight wealth WIPED OUT.

im gonna crashout I bought the aapl top didn’t i

I think the market will recover a bit until around noon. When this press conference happens and Trump unleashes his fury at the court and reaffirms the tariffs I expect a dump again

buying the sell zone

what did you wait for the last weeks retard bro?

we havent seen prices this low since...17 hours ago

Just like that NVDA will never be 140 again

it's literally green
why are people freaking out

premarket pumps then dumps on goys at open

Stop panicking, wait for the shake out to end and enjoy the power hour rally.

because there people who bought at open which proceeded to dump

FTC backs DOJ proposal in Google search antitrust case

Because I'm a fucking retard

freefalling

at ATH

Because it should be the same level of response as the tariff pause was. Except probably higher, because this is even bigger.

The fact that bulls are ignoring the best news all year is solid evidence we are in fact in a bear market. This is what happens in bear markets -- good news gets ignored.

Its literally over

rally at power hour

Earlier than that. Watch what happens from 11-1pm
Algos are going to reset to just buy everything up

what are we slurping boys?

Aaaaaand fuck it's all going down
Fuck everyone glad I sold

i dont know what you bought but at least buy something which is not at its ATH or round it like xyz, smci, adobe maybe apple

Fraudulent judgements, believe it or not bearish

I sold

balls of steel.
i knew it was the sellzone but i wanted to wait™ and see
but i was too pussy to sell

if you sold you are dumb money

And just like that WE ARE SO BACK

Based predictable algorithms

Don't have anything in the US market at the moment

YES. DIE DIE DIE.

should i buy calls on SGOV

Maybe people are tired of getting jerked around by orange man news 24/7 since it's so unpredictable and chaotic and we'll see a lot of sidelined cash until this clown is out of office. Short term bearish but long term should be fine as always.

If I bought SPY puts like I wanted to do after open I would be at +100% now...

is crwv a pump and dump?

What is the trump briefing in 30 minutes about anyone knows? I feel like its going to megadump

my guess is we're going to finish around 5900 today, unless trump says something retarded like trying to arrest the judge that ruled against him or whatever.

Googlie mooglies what the fuck is happening.

This.
Pending home sales means Jack shit to anyone but retail.

germany imposed random 10% tax on google and meta

Bad news is piling up

The worst feeling, and its a recipe for FOMO without thinking things through, dangerous

Where u see that

They basically just stockpile nvidia gpus so people can rent it out. Seems like a meme. Juicy premiums though.

Ahh you’ve reminded me about UNH, have slurped 250 thanks

Financial juice

Because it should be the same level of response as the tariff pause was. Except probably higher, because this is even bigger.

Tariffs getting willfully paused is drastically different than tariffs (which have already been in effect for 2 months) getting deemed fucking illegal. What is the government supposed to do with the tariffs already collected? What's going to happen to the 5 gorillion trade deals in progress now that Trump's main leverage is gone? It's hard to overstate what a shitshow this is. But the market will go back to neon green anyway.

WHO ARE THE DUMB NIGGERS THAT SOLD?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Things and stuff

sorry, i meant 5910

what were you saying bobo? we're back up again

SOXL KEKS
BACK TO 10

He should 2bh, it's treasonous

SELL SELL SELL! REDDIT SELL!

If my uncle had balls, she'd be my aunt.

What is the trump briefing in 30 minutes about anyone knows

He will say the court ruling that he's unable to set tariffs will not change anything, because he wasn't actually putting tariffs in place, just announcing them and then chickening out. So it was his constitutional freedom of speech to create fictional narratives.

Reverse Holocaust NOW
It's still red on my screen.

Keep buying fellow Mooglie, its ridiculously cheap until about $225+ but with a bit of luck and market euphoric mania will reach $300 within 18 months.

If it was just Youtube and Google Search I'd buy at this price, but you get Waymo, Android and Fitbit etc for free. Its a steal.

Is this why DAX is falling?

i buy on monday every single week then just watch the daily movements for fun i really don't care what the line does in short term.

You niggers are acting as retarded as the gme general

not only that, but with decay im down around -200% cuz the stock disintegrates everyday so there's nothing to sell. fuck leverage

-_- see

emotional traders try not to act emotional

I would say yes, although I should've known it would poomp regardless thanks to AI euphoria.

today's honk:

full V back to open with touch of SPX ~5948pts before eod

I don't think there is a specific reason. I just looked at the list of DAX stocks, none seems to make dramatic moves today, all are in a range of +/- 2%. Guess it's just some people taking their gains.

It's not happening, I bought calls you see

You're better off with NVDA because CRWV is just riding its coattails. It'll come tumbling down eventually like NVTS did after its partnership announcement.

how can you not be an emotional trader? I am sitting here with my poorfag investment sweating bullets because I am a 100 bucks down with my nvidia stocks thinking about selling

Emotional traders lose money faster than bagholders

8.57 has you at some good returns

returns dont matter when decay disintegrates your stock

this might be your lucky day

true, tilt is the real bogdanoff

bottom's in
relentless bids starting

i thought we were selling?

based, i do mostly the same except i look for dips

The bulls, the bears, the pigs, et cetera

Thoughts on $AMKOR, $KGS and $EE??

Who sold the bottom?
Be honest, now.

Thinking of ELF puts. Is that jump really justified from acquiring some celeb makeup brand? Inb4 Selena Gomez

I didn't sell but I didn't buy the bottom for an easy swing. Sucks.

I caught the falling knife thinking it would turn around a lot sooner than it did.

Me, but quickly made it all back plus profit and learned an expensive lesson. May have just bought the top again though lol.

I think it's a combo of that plus potentially no China tariffs.

i bought PLTR at the pico top with leverage. Already down 13%

pump time?

Not yet. There was a rejection at VWAP on SPY.
Wait to see if we retest that

Congrats!

Bought spy bull spread 0dte, soxl call, hood LEAP 40 mins ago.

I think we're gonna crab for the rest of the day man until around close.
I'd say we would dump but this is the end of the month so maybe it will pump just because of that instead.

Fed's Goolsbee Says 'This Is A Stagflationary Direction, But It's Not Stagflation'

Here is what I've discovered : stay the fuck away from 0dtes. What they do is crab all day then make the real move after market especially to fuck over 0dtes. So always go 1dte and have some theta positive options for guaranteed income.

If it is not a recession, not stagflation, then what is this?

Madness.

If a ship is sailing towards a sandbank, it doesn't mean it's stranded already

Madness?

Yes, but what is it doing in the meantime? The economy

the last few lines of blow before the sun rises on the end of our shameful debauchery

Stinky not like this

when is it time to go all in on tslz again

line go up because everything is great and always getting greater though

shortly after the robotaxi service goes live

I was 30 when I bought my house and back then I already thought I was kinda getting a little bit of a late start on home ownership. My neighbors who just moved in a couple of years ago are both in their early 50s. They overpaid, too. Housing market is grim.

after "stop the squeal" drudge dropped another masterpiece lmao

motherfucker where’s the “SPY goes up”

What you're seeing in this line, funnily enough, is boomers starting to die right now, all while the younger generation can't buy (same as it's been for a while now, nothing is changing for them). Meaning the median buyer are the sons and daughters inheriting from the boomers right after they die, and they indeed are over 50yo right now.
Either way, if you ever intended to earn money in the housing market, it's about to get completely fucked for the next 25 years. It'll start about right now to get worse and worse each year for at least 10-15 years as the boomers die more and more.

The market would be red if NVDA wasn't +4%. And TSLA +2%

Link?

Crazy that it basically erased the majority of the Futes in the first 2 hours

The market gods heard me

I don't think we're going up today.

Sparta.

stagflation

when inflation has been going down

stagflation is if they had to raise rates
it's been trending down for a while even with the retard decrease before the election

it sharted

we're dumping again

my money...

Did something just happened?
Why are we dumping?

i have faith in you figuring it out yourself

the one day I don’t blast into SPY puts we go red

Womp womp guess we'll hit 150 in two weeks maybe even longer
Hurry up and crash already

Broker forces me to pay 5 bucks a month to see the US graphs in real time

15 minute delay was cancerous, so I goy'ed out.

Retail isn't buying the dip. They unironically think tariffs are a good thing.

Same

TACOcession.

the market is literally back to where it was at close. all the futes gains are erased

How in the fuck real time not the standard everywhere already. Even when browsing on he internet for foreign markets -and I don't mean some literally who market like Congo or whatever- it's so fucking hard to get real time quotes. Everything is delayed by 10 to 15min.
It's fucking ridiculous.
We're in 2000 fucking 25.

Can we at least call this the taco selloff? I missed the train on puts so at least I want to laugh at something

He didn't like the TACO acronym. Therefore the market is expecting, and they're right, an announcement that will shatter that title out.
Expect 80% tariffs on the EU, China and Japan.

i actually bought calls because of the anti tariff shit. terrible mistake

futures

what happened to the retail faggots buying the dip? they fucked me over every time i shorted the bottom. save my calls goddamnit

Put a buy order at 297 for UNH since that was close to the lowest price today

After I buy it goes down and hovers around 296 instead

I blame the Jews...

buy a put then they'll buy the dip

I boughded anon dw :DDDDD

it will be back at $86 in 4-6 weeks.

has trump said anything? if not then I think it's safe to buy.

At least green does exist in my account. Finally.
+36% in a quick SPY $588c
But I only traded 1 contract because I was pissed I was missing on this bearish day (the spy put I wanted to trade went +300%). So this was anger trading or revenge trading I guess.

SAVE MY FUCKING CALLS FUCKK

thanks for playing anon...

no it's a fraud to boost NVDA's revenue. NVDA "invests" in CRWV, then CRWV buys NVDA's chips, so it's basically NVDA paying someone to buy their chips. Their operating costs will never reduce to allow for a non-negative bottom line. Simple as.

i am financially ruined

finally wake up

most of the gains erased from open

So it was almost like another one of those value gained over night but gone by open except partial? Almost as if they didn't want option holders to make money. Did you NVDA option holders even gain more than 10% on your options?

2 hours

Dip buyers fucked me again, this time by not buying the dip. I thought there would be a massive green candle a short time after open because of all the retail lunatics rushing in to buy the dip. That's when I was planning to buy my puts, but we went straight down.
Oh my fucking god at least be consistent in your lunacy. I hate bulls so fucking much.

I respect the skillage but you options traders are incorrigible masochists

+36% in a quick 0DTE SPY $588c

The strategy I used for this trade is simple, I call it "the Mario"
When there's a downturn followed by an upward movement (the first leg), then a V movement where both peaks are about the same value and the bottom of the V is not that low, and then another downturn (the second leg), and the second leg movement is lower than where the first leg started, it forms a noticeable M shape that's almost always followed by a sharp movement upwards.
From my experience, if a Mario forms, then a sizable part of the rest of the day will be bullish. Though the end of the day may still be bearish.

Like I said this strategy almost always works, the hard part is detecting when the second leg of the Mario stops so you can time your calls. In my case I did time the Mario perfectly out of sheer anger of missing a big gain

If the rest of the day crabs upwards I'll take credit.
If it doesn't then you shouldn't listen to something as ridiculous as a "mario" predicting how the market will move. But it is true there's almost always a sharp movement upward, at least for 15 to 30 minutes, after a Mario appears. Good for scalping

Suspicious the whole pump won't be sustained and it'll fall back down, teeter about there, and eventually fall further than the April lows. I sold a good amount of my holdings the other days. If all of these options dump to $0 value I walk away profitably but being able to go in harder just feels too difficult. I made a profit but the numbers just don't make me confident. I could make more but the numbers and what I make of it suggest there isn't much more, so why take the chance?

tfw you swung the scam company

Shoulda held past the earnings beat and then cashed out but go in and out of this name every few days past couple weeks
Very volatile and high IV haven’t tried options with it

MLGO is shooting high today

Did alright but I’m bagholding 3 150cs that expire tomorrow and I’ll eat $200 on those losses. Should just go ATM or IT next time (((they))) never let the OTM print

Was Trump going to speak today or something?

I wouldn't touch that shit until it goes under 1

Did you guys play the GME earnings call pump and dump? It happened a week earlier than normal

futures

A second judge has hit the tariff block

Mini pump maybe?

fundementals

catalog isn't refreshing again

putin did a hitler on epstein island

Maybe post lunch break, sees like theta gang wins today

When did you buy that 60%+ gain option. Feels like more than expected

who else TACO'd out like a true panican?

Buy nvidia at 140 or buy something else? When the fuck is the anduril ipo popping anyway?

Why do people seem to think they are going to inherit anything? My parents already told me ill be lucky if they dont pass on any debt, and its statistically likely that they will have to, as they´ll get old and live up to their late 80´s and spend more money with pharmaceutics and geriatrics

source? we got a mini crab instead

Somebody baked.

I think its a bad headline. There was a second tariff ruling that blocked tariffs. The lawsuit was filed by a toy maker.
Its fucking annoying because I have the headline on my ThinkOrSwim news but I can't find it on Reuters.

Reminder that WAGMI
Best month in recent memory. Locked in 30k worth of NVDA related positions and slurped more stocks that were on a discount

Bought the 140 on Friday and all the rest yesterday, should have waited til the end of the day when it dipped but it pretty much came out of nowhere and was FUD hedgies shorting to get retail to sell bags before the report

continue pumping, goddamnit
don’t tell me that transient wick was the exit pump

anduril ipo

i want to go long on anduril
short nvda

Buy it on fundrise
Luckey said he wants to keep it private for now. Look for the innovation venture fund. No account minimums and the fund is positive ytd despite tariffs

fundrise.com/
Wait for pullback on NVDA it will be back to 130-135 in a week just wait for it to flatten out and then go long and sell weekly CCs until next quarter. (((They))) say it will be between 170-200 within a year