/smg/ - Stock Market General

It's usually 10-30 min after close

Waiting for FMST to retrace into discount after this wakeup run before pulling the trigger. Watching uranium spot for clues.

OH SHIT IT'S A MISS
HAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

Crazy big swinging rn in AM

The NVDA candle is insane bros wtf

IT'S A MISS I TOLD OYU

WTF WAS THAT

post numbers

missed

up anyways

it's almost like even if it misses the revenue went out of control

GOOD HEAVENS

THE NUMBERS ARE OUT

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Holy FUCK

I meant it's over for bears

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NVIDIA (NVDA) Q1 2025 (USD): Adj. EPS 0.81 (exp. 0.92), Revenue 44.1bln (exp. 43.28bln)

BULLISH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAGMI BROS TO THE MOON NVIDIA

WHY IS IT CANDLING

Fee fi fo fum
Bobo never gets 2 cum

*NVIDIA 1Q DATA CENTER REVENUE $39.1B, EST. $39.22B

N(IGGER)VDA CHADS
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

GOD CANDLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! no no no no no no no no
not like this. NOT. LIKE. THIS.

*NVIDIA 1Q ADJ EPS 81C, EST. 93C

Where are my AMD boys at

*NVIDIA SEES 2Q REVENUE $45B PLUS OR MINUS 2%, EST. $45.5B

BOBOS ARE ON PERMANENT ORGASM DENIAL

Hmmm... air is getting thinner?

bobobros…

post lib day high

Let’s get this out on a tray

Trump Always Cucks Out

This is honestly ridiculous. TSLA tier. Let me guess what's coming next : no guidance, and an additional pump over that news.

This pump is gonna collapse in the overnight bros...

Mumu chan not like this *moans*

I'm seriously considering it.
I just can't deal with the public man.
I wish mercenary/private security work was easier to get into, not joking. Doesn't seem like a bad gig. They just want prior law enforcement/military exp which I don't have unfortunately.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU RETARDED FUCKING NIGGERS TOLD ME IT WAS GOING TO DUMP REGARDLESS OF EARNINGS WHY DO I LISTEN TO CUMSTAIN COVERED RETARDS LIKE YOU FUUUUUUUUCK

down nearly 2% at close before Nigvidya earnings

now up almost half a percent

Thank you based Nigvidya

nvidia eps of 0.81

palantis p/e of 540

So nvidia's real value would be 0.81 * 4 * 540 ~= $1750 a share
Why is everyone acting surprised nvidia is going up????

Nah nvidia at 143 by market open

I hate how all the real trading is done on closed markets

• Revenue: $44.1B (est. $43.29B)

• Adjusted EPS: $0.81 (est. $0.93)
• Adjusted Gross Margin: 61% (est. 71%)
• Data Center Revenue: $39.1B (est. $39.22B)
• Compute Revenue: $34.16B (est. $35.47B)
• Networking Revenue: $4.96B (est. $3.45B)
• Sees Q2 Revenue: $45.0B ±2% (est. $45.5B)
• H20 Revenue Loss Reflected: ~$8.0B in outlook
• Quarterly Cash Dividend: $0.01/share (payable 3 July)
• $2.5B in H20 revenue delayed from Q1 shipment
• Nvidia CEO: Company at “center of transformation”
• Blackwell NVL72 AI Supercomputer now in full production
• Global AI demand described as “incredibly strong”

Retail will say this is bullish

Doomps when it beats

Pumps when it misses

are we forgetting that they can't sell to CHINA?
whatever.

Only the trannies said it was going to dump

LMAOing@thisClownMarket

everyone shitting on Trump

as if this stupid trade war on semi's and EV's didn't start under Biden

Both of you are retarded

orange man will cuck out as per usual

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Don't listen to bobotards

it had a double beat in the shit that matters, are you two you fucking retarded or having a giggle

ok ccp tranny should've bought

FUCK MY PUTS

He’ll keep chickening out right?

uh yeah no, you are retarded lol.

They can't sell ADVANCED chips to China. Shoulda bought

I'll just hold probably. I only have 100 shares

So you sold?

nvda will be red within a few hours and will dump heavy tomorrow. happens after every earnings no matter how good they are

ELF reported they're buying another makeup brand for ONE BILLION DOLLARS from fucking hailey bieber of all people. additionally they PULLED GUIDANCE for 2026

the stock is tanking after hours and i am beheemed.

but the earning were’t good

No, I missed the boat on that ticker. I have other uranium miners/explorers though. FMST is probably going to like $20+ by 2028

sucks it wasn't that Italian chick cnbc has with noticeable mustache, trump would have had a field day with that shit

at least they're still sponsoring a race car right?

im retarded nvm

Just because it started under Biden, doesn't mean it wasn't cooking under the guy before him.

TDS trannies on suicide watch
Bobos on suicide watch
we just can't stop winning
decay gorillas rekt
muh nazi trump le bad niggers rekt
we're gonna do so much winning you're gonna be tired of winning
LINE
ONLY
GOES
UP

2 more hours

If it doesnt do exactly what you say it will I will hold you personally responsible and I will find you and put my thumb through your eye.

nvdashits cannot save bull rull.

we going up again

V of Peace™

how is the market endlessly up? even with all the nonstop crazy uncertainty, never ending erosion of the middle classes future, its just a rocket ship up every day

Toyota reliability coming to the skies. For Toyota to invest in Joby and not ARCH they must see better value. Toyota already has experience developing aircraft via their TAA-1

Because Trump Always Cucks Out

because nothing ever happens little chud

Everything is a nothing burger

that pump

the cost of those calls

So are the nvda calls even going to make money even off of todays lowest prices?

too many wagies with disposable income gambling all their leftover change on every dip

the dollar is not doing well.

Because people dollar cost average. It needs a reason to go down it doesn't need a reason to go up

why did investors sell right before the NVDA rally. Are they retarded?

to incite panic

M2 money supply has been increasing again as of late.

This entire market is based on proving Trump wrong, making foreign investors rich, America last

we live in an era of incredible, tangible technological progress. if you think otherwise, it's because you've fallen for a demoralization campaign.

Congratulations

we live in an era of incredible, tangible technological progress

Are you twelve years old? We live in the opposite. Technology has barely progressed the past decade compared to previous decades.

i just need soxl to hit 182.3 so i can afford a chicken sandwich and fries for dinner tonight

HAHAHAHAHA DEMORALIZATION NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH. DON’T BET AGAINST AMERICA BITCHES

incredible, tangible technological progress

faggot

NVDA CAN'T JUST PUMP LIKE THIS IT'S A 3T MCAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy fuck ELF was down -15% after hours and is now +2.5%

i am unheemed holy shite

It'll touch $60 bro diamond hands hodlllll!!!!!

Finna boutta hit an ATH on the back of NVDX ong
No cap

IT'S GONE GREEN WHAT THE FUCK

My calls expiring tomorrow atm costed 4$... is this all it will pump? This is gay even when I'm right this is it!?!?! When I'm wrong it's a 100% loss and when right breakeven? Lmao options are gay

HOL FKIN NGGGas

LETS GOOOOOO NVIDAAAAAAAAA

It benefits me if you think this way. That's literally why the demoralization exists in the first place, reduces buying pressure.

Become a chad option seller instead

we live in an era of incredible, tangible technological progress.

still cant loli waifu

we're basically in the stone age still

Has sex
Never had sex

Nvidia dumped for 3 months straight. You got too cocky

Thank you m8 am more curious as to how these are gonna pan out on the open and whether to hold til Friday or cash out first thing?

Important economic data tomorrow. If the GDP revision erases the negative print, things are going to be extremely green.

How much capital is needed to sell options? It looks like where all the money is made.

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GET FUCKED BOBOS

Well you can sell covered calls on a stock you own, or sell cash covered puts, that's what I do

my options are too strong for you, retard

if youre the obnoxious faggot in late night smg spewing bullshit this is your sign to stop

If nvidia stays up 4% at open then they'll probably be up 20-30%

Gyaaatt Dam look at that pump

ANON N-NO YOU CANT HOLD LEVERAGED SEMIS ANON S-STOP

THINK OF THE DECAY!! YOUR STOCK IS DECAYING ANON

see you retards at 70

3 months highest

This is hilarious. I haven't traded since last year and when I finally decide to check on my stocks again, look if it isn't the 28th of May! thank god I bought at 135. Fingers crossed for last minute before earnings report...

investor.nvidia.com/events-and-presentations/events-and-presentations/default.aspx

unless its bearish im not clicking that shit

me with the NY cap on

I’m getting an Asian hooker tonight to celebrate. Thanks Jensen.

futes

futas

YOU DOUBTED HER, AND SHE PROVED YOU WRONG

goddamn i could have bought soxl at $8 FUCK

Nancy, I kneel…..

same, I was too much of a coward

I fucking hate you bobotrannies so fucking much its unreal. Im going to lynch every single one of you

how much pain can a bobo endure

we live in an era of incredible, tangible technological progress

Yes we live in an era of incredible technological progress...that is why all of the developed world are slowly killing themselves. Birthrates are collapsing and most people can't even afford a child or to buy a first home. Jobs are being slowly eradicated due to accelerating AI and robotics... And here you are clapping like a seal that is about to be bludgeoned to death by Norwegians.

She fucked up on TEM.

fiat has not bottom

Is this the end for Burry?

Because trump wants to be remembered. Hes going all in every day trying to pump markets to claim "golden era"...what trump fails to realize is that he is ushering in and accelerating AI replacing his voter base. Trump is helping to usher in the system of the beast.

youtu.be/mUOEsGEADIw?si=gFZwtL-IyUuRY4O5

Shkreli bros, our guy doesn't look like he is doing so good...

Isn't he shorting QBTS? I bet he bought puts at $13.00.

Why didn’t he just cash out like around the time Jensen and zuck tagteamed quantum and said that it’s decades away?

Impressive. Very nice run Mumu.
Would be a shame if ((someone)) interferred

Yaaaassss my SOXL cult queen! Diamond hands hodl!!!!!

this is bullish

posted 6 hours ago

he thinks something will happen

Makeup for this look?

Is he ushering in the beast or is technology just a double edged sword? I think the political conversation needs to change to get Americans and the World a constitution when it comes to technology, like no man raises a robot army, or uses AI to make counterfeit humans or impersonate them, and bring back privacy rights. Don't get me wrong, there are some real evil people in the world and with all the Diddy, Epstein, Maxwell, and even guys like Jimmy Saville shows that there is definitely a two tier civilization going on in the world.

an asteroid wiping out half the population of earth would result in a pump

nothing ever happens chud

Diamond hands hodl!!!!!

nice try reddit. that meme only applies when you buy the top like a retard.

DESU Lad I voted for that trade war, you hadn't noticed every Chinese company is getting crapped into the ground so its been working for me. Those assholes should always get wrecked for all the mean stuff they are always pulling on us.

I think he is just overly assured of himself and he isn't going to listen to anyone. The guy took out puts right a before a hyperbolic bullrun before because he was that confident of a crash.

Extremely bullish, think of all the jobs it will create having to rebuild civilization. We are looking at least a 1000 year bull run if that happens.

Giga narcissists like him think the world will bend to their will then get btfo when it doesn't. Usually they learn and become more humble or they crash out.

uh oh

yeah but what do you buy for that scenario? AMD? BA? Maybe AME?

Fuck yes pump my BAE Bibi, these 1000 pound guided bombs are wasted on Gaza resort demolition

You buy the cheapies and rest of civilization that are still left over

uh, number go down
why number go down
guys?
i already spent the gains...

JENSON WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING
STOP TALKING ABOUT CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING JEWVIDIA
i want these subhumans to go bancrupt
why always jews wins? why wont they go extinct?

now is the time to load NVDQ

why? i already did at 59 usd
was 50% in los, -20 now

B U Y M O R E S M C I
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He legally has to anon

Bulls buying NVDA after-hours

So is nvda gonna hit 150?

not anymore lol

With this clown market, I bet my oil would en up fucking down somehow.
I'M FUCKING FED UP WITH THAT BULLSHIT

we almost reached the dumpzone for second crrash before the real crash

what broker/ bank is this

nothing in this call is new information. nvda got ahead of this a month ago.

enjoy the rollercoaster anon, momentum is needed to move things forward

I believe that's RabbiHood but I'm not sure

insider shit drinking whore

wow big shocker
also you retard dont even know if she sold

Wolf filinf bankruptcy

Why are you so sure? I was even thinking of gambling some on them.

i actually bought a bit more at the bottom
but based on what you say buy

Its on the books today. Just saw on x. I know some people here trade it. I guess im not 100% sure

So is nvda going up or down tomorrow

up only

read my thread please anons

Look at this face. How could you not buy shares of this beautiful man's company?

sentiment was quite bearish into earnings, so it may leg up.

So now that Trump knows he's the joke of wall street, does that mean he's not going to "cuck" out next time?

Boomer talks nvda youtube.com/watch?v=jtTH_rx2t0g

njggerish football arse

good looking

Just Long NVDA in all forms
Simple As

sorry you're a homo

graphs without X nor Y axis

Robinhood

People hate but it gives you the most margin at the best rates other than maybe IBKR but has an actual usable UI and debit/credit card functionality, sports betting, etc. also a good stock HOOD going to 80 HOOY if you want the divvy version

whoever told me to buy INTC months ago, kill yourself

Small bubbly butts are better

t. negro

If that is someones son, then yes, yes I am.

does anyone in here know a lot about makeup/beauty products? i'm trying to determine whether Elf's acquisition of haley bieber's rhode brand is a good one or not

since inception 3 years ago, rhode did 220m$+ in sales, direct-to-consumer only, and they only have 10 products. it seems the plan is to get rhode onto the shelves in Sephora

is haley bieber super popular? like kylie jenner or something?

Stop posting 3d girls please, its very unsavoury. 2D girls only, thank u anon

i can't agree

selling right now
oh wait marked is closed

see you crying in 1-3 weeks

there is a weird janny today that has problems with racism
on fucking Anon Babble of all places lol

Right? Even on the reddit tier boards like Anon Babble and Anon Babble they say nigger constantly.

bullish for adobe

there's a janny going around deleting non-nsfw pics even though its literally not against the rules

ZIGGY ZAGGY
ZIGGY ZAGGY
HOOY HOOY HOOY

ZIGGY ZAGGY
ZIGGY ZAGGY
HOOY HOOY HOOY

youtube.com/watch?v=WPpR30gMNWk

anyone holding net?
i want to sell but it keeps going up every day

i have an account with them

double beat in Q1 trump tariff land

still bearish

what compels the euro permabear? is it just hate of america?

i am 15% up but it moves so fucking slow
when will it go back to its old highs?
on Anon Babble?
every board has its own schizo janny i guess

just think of me and this post when everything dumps soon again to the recent crash levels.
we are 1 tweet away from collapse in this clownworld

futures

1 tweet away from collapse

seems like trump buck broke you anon

Thanks for buying my bags mr. retard

Trump sees the writing on the wall NVDA to 4T as he allows needed chips into China he just wants Jensen to pay up a bit more if you listened to the conference call they are building multiple fab and packaging facilities in Arizona and Texas along with collaboration from companies like TSM and will be able to domestically produce chips in the US next year. NVDA is going to go higher over the next quarter but will be trimming some tomorrow

How do you anons feel about CoreWeave? Might be fun to add for a wheel strat rotation

will be able to domestically produce chips in the US next year.

Lol. Lmao even.

NVDA uber alles

numbers tells u full of lies nigger

the pump is over, bears won

Anyone using robinhood is a casual and shouldn’t be investing or trading

I'm too scared to check did atm nvidia calls expiring tomorrow make money?

this

being dellusionally ignorant of history benefits me

lol

kys for submitting the order retard

???

If you've ever typed or said aloud 'clown market', you're simply not gonna make it.

clown market

we live in an era of technological progress

Yes

we live in an era of incredible technological progress

No. We are historically in a slow era of technological progress. Post WWII through the 2000s was incredible. Progress slowed down through the 2010s. Progress has been at a lull during the 2020s.

i hate so much that i agree with this, i really like the stock market, how it works, stats numbers, excitement, the one thing i truly dislike is how irrational it is, and yet it keeps moving forward based on that lack of proper logic, and anyone who refuses to participate in this lack of logic is ultimately destined to remained sidelined forever

Who is she?

I have a three accounts. Two are boomer long holds RH is for day trading and swinging and short term plays. The UI is better than everything else when it comes to that.

he's right
you lost money shorting didn't you?

ngmi

anyone who refuses to participate in this lack of logic is ultimately destined to remained sidelined forever

I guarantee earnings multiples will crash back down to earth within two years. Until then, there's plenty of excellent opportunities outside the states. I sold all my American stocks last year.

multpl.com/shiller-pe

what about Clown World? I accepted that we entered a different reality 5 years ago nothing feels the same

what you have to realize is that the "market" operates within a separate reality, with a distinct set of logic rules, detached from our own. its an entity defined by the sum of our individual and institutional sentiment, logic, and forward predictions. at any given time its more sensitive to some parameters over others. what one group believes is always a partial picture of the whole. volume is the purest indicator.

Why did we just boom up 2%

Godvidia (pbut) carrying

perhaps I should have waited on buying UVIX lmao

nvidia will lead the next bull. higher

futures

Court is trying to block liberation day tariffs. Thats why we pumped.

God I want to see a 70% crash in the S&P followed by a decade of stagnation so much. I will throw a party while these clowns are offing themselves. This and seeing crypto go to zero and I can die happy.

last minute miracle pullbacks

5 seconds before deadline turnarounds

literally a pro-wrestling story line unfolding

Whoos booming us right now its not nvidia they been the same for hours

60427676

did you get off while typing this out

tariffs have been ruled illegal if Trump does them
SPX 8000 eoy

we're all gonna fucking make it, bros

Gay, I want cheapies

Now that the taco is out of the bag will Trump be more hawkish with his tariff policy?

Post source.

HOLY SHIT IT'S TRUE
apnews.com/article/trump-tariffs-trade-court-0392dbd59f548e49ad4f64254ae3f94a

damn, trump is going to be pissed lol
didn’t the new budget bill say that federal courts can’t block trump though?

immediately liquidated all bearish positions aside from UVIX

reuters.com/world/us/us-court-blocks-trumps-liberation-day-tariffs-2025-05-28/

Case seems to be the argument that since 2000 the US has run a deficit so this situation isnt “abnormal” or an “emergency” or something like that.
Its totally baseless obviously lmao

Guess it's fucking over for bears. Time to go all in?

Good
Bought enough cheapies I'm ready for this tarrif nonsense to be over so we can moon

damn, trump is going to be pissed lol

he is not
this is the moment he waited for after realizing that what he planned to do is dumping (or is being made to dump) the markets
remember the following

TARIFFS

WERE

NEVER

MEANT

TO

BE

PERMANENT

this will be the motto now
in short time Trumpenstein will proclaim to have "WON" whatever whatever and nobody
I REITERATE

N

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will care enough to object because NPCs as well as big finance will be sooooooooooooooo fucking drunk on NEW SPX ATH's they simply won't care while lighting 100 dollar bills on fire.

you fucking know that this has an extremely extreme likelihood of coming to fruition with nearly perfect accuracy

The supreme court cucks to Trump and you believe this ruling will stand?

every cent that ai dashcams goes up is another cad$3.7k for me, a 3rd contract won in the US not even canada this month

the schoolbus dashcam market in canada alone is $200 million for a bit over 50k schoolbuses, ai daschams will charge each schoolbus us$3.3k to outfit them in ai dashcams and us$25 per month subscription
there are 500k schoolbuses in the US and ai dashcams is eating it up like amd agaisnt intel (bus patrol in this case)

once trains come into play, those will be charged around $30k per train not a measly $3k
i better start looking into DETACHED houses now, not just 3 bedroom condos or townhouses!!

supreme court

It was just another (((federal judge))) in a (((district court)))
Still, SPY 600 tomorrow

check THIS WAS THE EXIT PLAN, MOTHERFUCKERS!
just understand that!

both sides, every side HAS FUCKING SETTLED ON THIS.

this has been agreed in unison.

too bad we can no longer focus on tariffs because muh law

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(yes, I know I'm posting annoying shit and having a mini melty)

Tariffs were made an explicit presidential power in the early 20th century. Its like a court case saying he cant pardon someone or veto a bill.
The court should be shut down for even letting it through.

Anyone here daytrading TQQQ? Is it really this easy or am I just a lucky fuck?

Tariffs were made an explicit presidential power in the early 20th century.

b-b-b-b-but the law says so

NOT ANY MORE THEY'RE NOT

(you know what happened next in that "movie")

Trim some NVDA here at 142? Have to wait til 8:01 so it doesn’t count as a day trade. Not sure if the run up continues in the morning but if tariffs are truly getting cucked we get a further broad market rally and SPY goes to 600?

NVDA 141.36

Source: trust me bro
Trump will not cave in cancelling all liberation day policies because his entire foreign policy revolves around it. Beside he's authoritarian he won't let the judiciary take over a role the executive has in his view
Doesn't mean SPY won't moon because bulls pump the market for both good and bad news, and true and fake news. It's important for the future though, that prices won't go down

you're a lucky fuck.
count your blessings.
and ride on the wave of good fortune.

No, I just hold it.

Source: trust me bro

You better trust me, bro.

courts can still deem laws to be unconstitutional.
They can find problem with the abdication of the power of congress not delineated as something that can be abdicated.

Dude some nothing judge in buttfuck Michigan shouldn't be allowed to overrule the president. Next we'll have a war declaration and some retard judge will say he can't do that.

Unless Trump is LITERALLY RETARDED he will use this as opportunity to blame someone else as to why he can't tariff anymore and move on to things that will actually improve the country

and some retard judge will say he can't do that

Not if that war benefits Israel, tough. ;^)

Unless Trump is LITERALLY RETARDED

I got news for you

I agree with everything except

improve the country;

which I believe is very antisemitic of you.

so he’s guaranteed to contest the ruling

so he’s guaranteed to contest the ruling

some nothing judge in buttfuck Michigan shouldn't be allowed to overrule the president

The reason 'some nothing judge' can do this is because he's clearly abusing emergency powers. The tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China for fentanyl are retarded but at least they can be somewhat justified by an actual emergency. Tariffing the entire world under the same emergency isn't justified

boomerrocks

I hope you guys took my financial advice and bought NVDA before earnings.

hold up what just happened in the last 1-2 hours????

damn i should’ve went on margin and shorted the euro

Why is Everything up now suddenly?

sell zone is finally reached

holiday in my shithole and i cant sell

AAAAAAAAAA FRIDAY IS GOING TO BE BLOODBATH AND I CANT EXIT

scroll up

Brace for 700% tariffa on China tomorrow

ultra short term this strengths the dollar but anything longer than that and you are still looking at a weak dollar
if tariffs are gone for good fed will cut the rates

Locking some in here bought a few days ago

i should have bought more

shut up, Frangue
even your ID sounds french and gay

you are a blight on your race

AAAAAAA WHY DID I SELL MY APPLE CALLS

How bad is this?

New bread when

Is Apple up so much solely on the tarriff news? Not that I’m complaining this will help a mutual fund I have that is 15% Apple. Gains of peace

It's literally a matter of zooming out and pondering the question if the world did collapse the last time it happened.

Because interest rates are still too low. They’ve been too low for over 10 years.

I bought at 199 before the market closed. its at 206 right now I would have been up 1k

but of course I pussied out and sold thinking nvidia was gonna tank

Gains are gains m8 I didn’t see that one pumping 4% randomly on NO NEWS

This somehow converts to freeing up 21k of buying power contemplating yeeting it all back into NVDA but will watch pre market before deciding

could allin on YINN and sell before trump wakes up

Imagine being a bear right now your entire reason of why you're short just got nuked

Interest rates too low and taxes too low. It's caused asset prices to soar because too much money being created

OHNONONONO

It's not a judges job to determine that. Congress ceded that power to the president, if Congress wants to take it back they can. It's not a federally appointed judges responsibility to be congress.

I am trying to think of a 1DTE maybe you're right. Its either YINN or AAPL or something else.

futures

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Trump won
The tariffs will stay

less than an hour

Wouldn't the order be reversed irregardless until the appeal is won. Could take months

what kind of nigger activity is this with SOXL in aftermarket
whos cooking the fucking books

Keep coping bobo

should have bought lol

nigger I'm SOXL team tranny here, I'm holding longterm and making fun of the decay gorilla nigger and gme baggies that try to come in here with their deranged TDS and "LE HEDGE FUNDS ARE AFTER US MOASS SOON"
with that said, im talking about the fucking price action at the end, the fucking dive bomb crash
wtf is that

I took out 0% balance transfers (some cards just give you cash) to slurp the tariff dip with margin on top of it. I knew it was wildly irresponsible, but damn has it paid off.

gme

tds

nigger you are stupid as fuck, Cohen is a trump supporter to the fullest

This pump just bought me a switch 2 and multiple games thanks donny

Kek

found another deranged gme tds nigger
go back to plebbit and yell about le nazi trump and that the hedge funds are out of money
ANY DAY NOW GME WILL BE 400 WORTH 400 GORILLION NIGGERS A SHARE
what's the cope this time, it's been 5 years I wonder what kinda of cope you guys are cooking in those threads nowadays, cohen took a steamy dump but it came out purple? thats why moass is delayed another week?
pathetic deluded deranged macaque fucking niggers

these leveraged ETFs are such memes, but i'll take the money

Generational shorting opportunity right here.

lul wut

2 more dollars

zoom out bobo.. i know you're either wiped out or not invested.. stop trolling

Totally
And next week
And the week after

another

That was me earlier you dumb rambling faggot. That's why your soxl dumped.

I'm so fucking tired of being a retarded bear.
Tomorrow I'm YOLOing on 0dte calls... dgaf anymore.

Make sure to stream your suicide bobo

Why? Line only goes up HURDURR fuck off nigger

My entire portfolio is NVDA

It’s been a wild ride these past few years.

Meaningless without context. The question is why they're selling bonds. To buy stock, for example?

Now that "retail is doing the rally smart money knows better!" cope is out what will Bobos say next?

That is the worst I have seen the last 4 minutes.

damn, BROG really rugpulled. went up 220% in 14 days then cratered 70% today

but retail was fueling the rally? now hedge funds are buying because tariff fears are overblown

soxl sissies, wtfwt?

The line only goes up until you buy in, dumdum. Thats how this works. This is why you fail.

they’re voluntarily delisting from nasdaq lmao

0DTE Chad knows his stuff
Maybe do a few days expiration or weeklies to start

hedgecel panicans btfo

Congress ceded that power to the president

Power to address an emergency.
Balancing trade deficits isn't an emergency

I'm actually really upset I didn't go all in, I only put in half. Oh well.

why the shit has amc been pumping all month wtf

Wouldn't the order be reversed irregardless until the appeal is won

generally yes

we keep mooning. i never got a chance to slurp anymore sub $10 $SOXL and sub $50 $TQQQ cheapys. i will slurp some more next week regardless of price.

at least i will hit 7 figure net worth imminently. was stuck at $800k and $900k for over a year.

was stuck at $800k and $900k for over a year.

are you working and contributing, or is the increase just from investment gains?

WMT just hit $100

tariffs blocked

this is bullish

forget about the damage that has been done by it

forget about the instability of this admin

He bought SPY 594c right at open lol

What damage? JP Morgan predicts NO RECESSION

leftypol sisters... our puts....

PLTR

cnbc.com/2025/05/28/palantir-teams-up-with-fannie-mae-in-ai-push-to-sniff-out-mortgage-fraud.html

Should have made it at least a 1DTE but the concepts of a plan were there

you still haven't answered you bumbling nigger
whens MOASS
I mean it's been 5 years, it's surely coming right?
what's the scoop bro, this friday? Next week? week after that?
fucking retarded gorilla nigger

I sold quickly at a small profit. A pure scalp. Wasn’t holding for the longs to sell and the morning algo reset.

i don't work i just restructure my portfolio from time to time. i have about $600k in stocks. i used to work but it becomes a waste of time once you get enough in the market.

new

And yes, it was only like 3% profit. Can’t make 300% gains every day.
Now let’s see what tomorrow brings.