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I lost $29.47 today
wow

Buy puts tomorrow afternoon if you like money.

Based Joby bird scrambler going to dominate the air drone market

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Tomorrow:

UK releases public statement: fuck your framework deal

EU: LOL INCOMPETENT TRUMP

CHINA: XI calls Trump to congratulate on tariffs being blocked

Orange man is gonna chimp out and put tariffs back on then we dump

That one threw me for a surprise, but it shouldn't have. Toyota as a majority stakeholder should've made it an easy buy but I ignored it.

Reminder to buy NVDA.

i am the only one left holding ai dashcams

We’re going to have to be careful tomorrow. Will have to see if investors sell the gap at open or if we are going to try and test SPY 600.

Either way, I am ready and I hope my fellow 0dtechads are as well.

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Toyota as a majority stakeholder

Now they are. Toyota expressed interest before but I understand there was interest, but no deal until recently. That is why the stonk moved today. Still speculative but I am going to gamble on it tomorrow just for fun.

Will it actually go up from open to close or is it going to giga dump then v like its been doing every time

lmao glad I was able to dump my VIX after hours

left holding ai dashcams

what is the ticker, someone asked you like five threads ago. I am not sure which one it is.

Funny, I could've sworn weeks ago that JOBY was majority owned by Toyota.

I think I might have mistaken a dream for the waking life.

Man, as a Bobo now you only not have to expect Trump to cuck by himself, but also Trump getting cucked by the courts. Brvtal

What are your plans for tomorrow?
I think I will just take the pussy move and buy SCHG + SCHD. Maybe buy some PLTR. Dunno how I feel about buying more NVDA at 140ish

meanwhile I bought UVIX today lmao

I could've sworn weeks ago that JOBY was majority owned by Toyota

It could have been. I saw the price jump and checked the news and saw a new article so I assume AI trading bots read the news and started buying. The news sparks strong buying and dumping at light speed.

Yeah, NVDA risky. Literal 1000 PE ratio PLTR is the way to go.

how much are you down?

only 5%, probably more when market opens. not too worried about it. something mental will cause a VIX spike again and I’ll still profit

That's the issue. People say the market is efficient, it is right, everything correct, perfect. But then they call it "correction" when it dumps.

How that makes sense? Nobody knows.

tfw my Telus bags are doing better

brutal
why are you not selling this piece of shit? GSI is going to slow bleed your position

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I'd say just treat it like memes. If people like the meme, it goes up like crazy regardless of merit. If people do not like the meme, it gets dropped hard.

It's virality.

Trump Always Cucks Out

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Will the ERS now refund everybody?

Well, yeah, the market moves on memes. The biggest: Trump

keep saying the line leftypol. That wont save your portfolio

It depends what the price is at open. Most of the action has been happening after hours/premarket then it just crabs during the day

i can call trump a cuck and make money off it

the absolute state of MIGA shill cope

Kek. You're a fag.

How is this shit even a news? We already knew from day 0 that his tariffs are illegal. Doesn't prevent him to put them in place anyway.

because it took weeks for someone to finally decree theyre illegal

No deals though. Actually the other countries should retaliate now for the disruption and damages

Setting my trailing stop loss on all my positions this evening to go all cash and wait for the cheapies. Idk why people are still buying, literal delusion.

because ill get to dump on institutions soon duh

I mean, guys, let's face it...
there's a incredibly high chance that Trump will not recover from the humiliations he took today.
The efficacy of his presidency has been pretty much slashed to zero within hours.
Might as well just resign before EOY.

court document must have leaked to my DHL guy cause i got a package and was not asked to pay import duties on it

DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU TO YOUR DHL GUY?

Huang Set to Deliver More Updates Next MonthHuang said investors will get the chance to hear from him at GTC Paris on June 10-12, where he will deliver a keynote discussing quantum GPU computing, robotics, and Nvidia’s AI partnerships.

Nvidia's annual shareholder meeting is scheduled for June 25

henlo mister jerome
pleas explain nvidia
thank you your honor

Hope it happens, pal

trump lost

common case of TACO

Now countries should also pull back their investment into the US.

2 more weeks

actually lol it's 2 more years for me, ttc wont commit until 2027, and trains will also take their time until closer to fra deadline of 2027

the investments were all as real as the $10 billion Foxconn factory

Bobos are full retard thinking Orangeman would actually follow through on harming the markets

Futures as hard as a taco shell

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They want to test 600
Let NVDA run to 145 pls MMs

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he hasn't harmed the markets so far?

He literally already appealed the courts though.
But markets are full on drugs mode so it won't even care if the court is ignored (like Trump has done with every single court ruling against him so far) though. Literally the only thing that could tank the markets now is if Trump made a bet he's no TACO bitch and put the 100%+ tariffs back on China or something extremely retarded (but not impossible because he's stupid) like that

im just going to assume spy to 800 before a red day happens

SPY to 600 tomorrow probably.

Yields not down

Not good

Revenue?

Nope

Tax cuts?

Fell for it award?

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Chevron will lay off nearly 800 employees in Texas, according to a notice to the Texas Workforce Commission, part of the US oil producer's plan to cut up to 20% of its global workforce by the end of 2026. More here:

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Toyota needs to gift Trump a TACOma

i'm annoyed that this pic is no longer just a cute apu wholesomely enjoying a mexican meal, it's now a policy statement on economics and foreign policy

Trump has turned America into a laughing stock

If Democrats won the stock market would be way higher and still roaring consistently like last year (and no the pre inauguration bump doesn't count for Trump, you always get that bump after an election no matter who wins). Trump learned to lower expectations to hell and fuck up then outdo it so finance fags would be like "hey he's not that bad what a relief"

Trump can claim now that the markets are roaring and take credit for it and think he's a genius when he has done jackshit kek
Markets rewarded his retardation and reinforce his belief in tariffs

Oh yeah he mad mad

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I wonder what would be more humiliating for him, if the Supreme Court decided not to hear the case or if they heard it and it was a 0-9 judgement against him?

judgement against him would have him dropping trvths like no tomorrow in blind rage

impotent rage of an alzheimers patient not getting his way

he is a born cuck. He is enjoying this. probably likes watching newsome and macron gang bang melania from his cuck chair.

at this point it would have been better for trump supporters if he had lost the election so they could complain about how trump would have done a better job

lmao the cope is starting

LAW & ORDER

he started to Q-lite-meme the last time he was rendered inefficient by the system, too

Fuck off TDS retards

Wow trump got literally demolished. Any chance for a comeback? Can he announce 500% tariffs on everyone to prove he is not a bitch?

He can't really "ignore" the courts here. Importers are going to immediately cease paying any of those duties covered by the order and government officials that close on the ground aren't going to ask for them to be paid.

Apparently the government has to refund all tariffs collected until now, so now the US owes China billions of dollars on top of it all.
There's no chance in hell Trump lets that happen.

he won't let the money be paid back. he can have the US Marshalls Service or Marines occupy the relevant courts and chain the doors shut. FDR almost resorted to this multiple times during his Presidency.

god u guys and your fan fiction are so retarded

trump doesnt give a fuck he just shrugs off every thing and moves on

I'm actually so fucking mad. I can't be the only one that wasn't prepared for this V shaped recovery right?

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be president

strong arm every country with tariffs

get what you want from them

remove tariffs

get called a chicken

its so over magamen

im not a trump at all, im calling out trump retards who think hes some fucking hitler wannabe
no he has dementia and wants to golf and not die in jail

nobody is going to give america anything now that trump has had his tariff powers removed

it's priced in. yurotrannies were already hoping for this but he'll win big on appeal and bigger at the supreme court. then there will be literally no negotiating weakness. ywnbaw

Update

I also got no longs/closed them too early. Even on friday I bought, but closed them on the recovery top and didn't rebuy at close. And didn't close my shorts that were green, lol. My positions do not expire, but it's still very annoying that this bitch is cucking out at every chance undoing each dump

But he got nothing, except for the UK-SPASTICS. Man, imagine they'd still be in the EU. If they had pressured the rest quicker into a deal with the US.

if only he didn't restrict every chip designer in the US from dealing with China

you are a seething, coping, TRANNY

I don't mind V shaped recoveries if they can be seen with TA.
I hate how much of Trump's market is determined by news that come at any second though, it's bullshit. It also makes the charts look all messed up.

Not only he hasn't signed a single deal besides with UKuckistan, but also now that the tariffs are cancelled all his trade negotiations go down the drain because the tariffs were his leverage.
He's going to challenge this in the courts but solving that mess is going to take time, pushing back the negotiations (which besides India weren't going anywhere with any other country)

His appeal wont win because his lawyers have to do cartwheels and handstands to prove whats a national emergency in court
and his lawyers are fucking awful

the UK deal was a nothingburger too lol

Yep. It's over. China wins. Hope you like buying chink shit forever because that's all industry is going to be in a couple decades.

im not betting against trump
the man is driven now like never before
he really believes he's some sort of chosen one because of the failed shooting
and he will behave accordingly

line is going to go up regardless

Not betting against Trump = Tariffs are reinstated = the market tanks when those news drop though
So which one is it, line never goes down, or are tariffs reinstated?

The market is going to tank tomorrow.

Basing his tariffs on "national emergency" is stupid on a level like the german government taking the corona-printmoney and putting it into a climate fund and thinking they'd get away with it.

The US brought itself into this situation/place. And there are other ways to get out of it.

Yeah, he should just single out countries and embargo them one by one until the rest cave like he's doing with Harvard.

china won the moment he did the tariffs on the whole world because it suddenly made us untrustworthy

*Not that tariffs are impossible, but he tried using an exeption to the rule and the main competence lies with the legislative/congress

When does debt become an emergency?

7% 10 years

when they stop moralizing about social security

Not when government officials nonstop publicly say it is fine and the debt is not an issue.

15 years ago

Full bobo bloodbath incoming. It's gonna be bigly, possibly the biggest, ever.

Holy fuck these futures
Tariffs being off will be a giga-green event for at least a week or more. Big calls on any eCommerce stuff, BABA will probably print huge too, and semis and tech are going to go nuclear green. US Tech 100 futures are already nearly 0.4% higher than US500.

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for at least a week or more

unless he tweets something

KEK BOBOS

No, I think his tweets in this case had a lot of power because the tariff situation. But if his tariffs have been declawed then I don't see that happening.
Yes, the admin already appealed but unless they get a stay of the decision, the tariffs are off.
Also expect this to hurt GDP this quarter as importers go fucking NUTS bringing product in at lower cost (to them, probably not to us), just in case the tariffs somehow come back.

Lmao what a bitch

What we can say Trump actually has achieved for now is bring US-Yields up. That is undeniable. For free

we have had giga-green for a whole month

A reminder that Trump can do whatever he wants and he's not backing down.

ok
*wipes my ass with the court order*
im not paying tariffs

he's not backing down.

TACO

eroded confidence in the US for nothing, amazing

I'm confident that it's still not time to bet against America

When paying it off leads to serious problems funding other programs

The US currently exports much of its inflation away but the current high interest rates combined with the enormous existing debt has created an immense issue that will one day destroy many souls (but is simply not your problem today)

An issue with democracy is that politicians are heavily incentivized to run up debt to appease current voters - because they hand off the debt to future leaders and generations which have no power to affect current elections

Why is this piece of shit company crabbing

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ill go out on a limb and say the inflation caused by that spending isnt too popular with voters

DOGE "saved" 8,5% of goal amount

Musk quit

yeah

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2 trillion

ok maybe 1 trillion

ok maybe 250 billion

ok we saved like 170 billion guys come on

even then the final number is literally a complete lie

How do I stay positive and keep reminding myself that there will always be more opportunities to make money in the future?

that would only work with weak countries that wouldn't even require that kind of retarded "display of power" meanwhile every other country watching starts doing everything they can do decouple as much as possible from the US economy

I'm all in on hood because it's affordable and not affected by tariffs so much.

$170 billion is like 10 days of spending by the federal government btw

wasted quads from europoor meltoid

UK Seeks To Speed Up Implementation Of US Trade Deal – FT

HAND OUT THE KEK AWARD TO THE UK

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Yes. The courts run the country, not the president or congress.

Right. Just like they were going to do when the global tariffs got put in place. How's that going by the way?

TACO DON LOST
MIGA LOST

Right. Just like they were going to do when the global tariffs got put in place.

What the fuck are you talking about?

It did make countries that usually hate each other decide to work together.
EU dropped restrictions on the Chinese EVs.
China, Japan and Korea have agreed to work on trade framework.
Billions of dollars of tourism revenue is lost.
Only countries wholly dependent on US exports, like Vietnam and India, came running to the table.
Should have just instituted a 10% sales tax and called it a day, and singled out China for more tariffs.

drumpf literally ruined tesla in EU kek

so... ATH when?

Elon did that himself by being an annoying retard.

…except for those pesky numbers which show the tariffs currently signed are working as intended and sentiment for the US economy is net plus across the board irrespective of the (((analysts))) shreeking Orange Man Bad/Biden Messiah are completely fucking wrong 100% of the time.

Nigger I live in Switzerland so as an outsider some of you are so fucking short sided in your own ignorance and pettiness that you blame your inability to make money on a politician you have never personally met who you think is crashing your economy and markets when the opposite is clearly true. Lmao grow the fuck up.

Every time “the Cuck” says Tariff on live TV that is your very obvious que to make a move in the market if you wish. The next one is coming when the retards in Brussels attempt to bring something to the table in June. Many people are holding cash or have averaged down like crazy. Observations show American lefties are too ignorant and perpetually salty to utilize current trends for long term plays or swing options. Or maybe some of you are too young and stupid to pull up a chart of virtually any company that has been publicly traded for 12 years (three US presidencies) or more to see that time doesn’t give a fucking shit about who is the US president and ‘line go up’.

Russian shill

It's also setting up for a catastrophic collapse at some point in equities. Maybe later this year, maybe in 2 years time, but at some point it's going to go down in flames.

Bears on plebbit are melting tf down, literally shaking.

Elmo responding to himself

What a looser.

The time has come for a soxl play

Future looks bright, very bright.

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you're going to buy at open and then get dumped on

I'm gonna do a bull put spread at 16 so victory is guaranteed

Not really trump is just an old pussy that gets bullied. He will cuck every time.

Don't expect a bunch of losers from leftypol to reply with anything but ad hominems

Goddammit bro I better not see AMC stock at over 4 when I wake up I might throw my tablet at the wall, I should have just held since they were basically free calls but they went from 60 to 48 and then I said hell with it.

Something in my head said buy them back but I just thought AMC is trash. Sigh.

Also everything is going up and I don't have anything to buy how did I not just buy fucking TSLA two month outs 300 at 260 argh I hate stocks lmao its all just kicking yourself for regretting things most of the time unless you have a real long term portfolio.

That's the whole point of it. The low quality insults and arguments are a key element, Snowflake. What? You want us to write an essay? Leftwingers can't meme, have you forgotten?

is there anything more cucked than being a migger? just think about it.

Are we going to hit $150 by June 20th?

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buffett is retiring

Drill

Baby

Drill

Crashes the industry

They are America's best goys

OPEC cartel
the most you can do as president is slash regulations and make it easier to open new wells but all that doesn't matter if the price of oil is too low to justify new production

Oil is obviously not the source of inflation anymore. It's cheap considering the higher costs for companies that are drilling.

And Musk probably also left cause he dislikes the lack of government's effort to harness sunenergy. He's constantly posting about China and their sungenerated energy, that it is practically free and unlimited energy. And Trump wants to drill more (which is harmful for the environment, especially with fracking) instead of planting and developing a lot more solar.

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*blocks your tariffs* Hey, nothing personal

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futures

170 billy in savings a year, if true and sustainable, would fill like 9% of the deficit. Not that sick but otoh I haven't noticed the sky falling from some layoffs like we were told it would. Otoh I'm not a newly orphaned african or anything like that.

why the fuck have euro futures been rising since 26 minutes ago

So is value investing just finding the company with the worst chart that only moves down and to the right and then bagholding that all the way down while posting DD copes on Seeking Alpha?

At least yields are steadily rising

What spread is this?

So basically is the US civil war gonna start now? I can see Trump chimping out 3rd world style where all government entities are taken over by military, dissenting political figures publicly executed and so forth.

WAKE UP

WAKE UP

PUMP INCOMING

COME GET GAINS

Nothing ever happens.

wake up

look at news

kek taco moment

That's called a value trap. How do you identify one, you ask? You use the kinds of analysis that value investors reject

I am making a lot of money.

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you forgot TACO

big beautiful bill passed

tariffs removed

how much debt is orange man going to print?

SOXLSISTAS
what's our target?

what in the everloving fuck calls for 1.5% green futures at this point in time

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tariffs canceled

Trump neutering.

Why would you invest in intel?

bond market's gonna love it

the people demand stimulus and more jobs and so do i. president trump, turn on this money printer.

why does everything hate me?
this thing isn't going to correct until i run out of fucking money is it

of course not. the market is rigged specifically against you. on sundays we all meet, play cards, and laugh at your portfolio.

TACO'd

Posting redhead Tyler for red day

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we are so up right now m8

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I just saw some value guy shilling UPS, had a look at the chart...yeah nah. Mooned thanks to COVID and has been going down since. Now at March 2020 levels again lol.

he won’t do shit

Stocks seem a little high Quick someone open a hedge fund and publish research that links NVDA to cp.

holy geeeeeg here’s your mutt chips bro

This late night baiting is really getting to me. Whichever discord put you up to it, tell them to stop

Strategic trump tweet to crash the market at premarket hours

Why do you believe that the market is in need of a correction right now when it just recovered from a 20%+ correction in april, which was entirely based on a catalyst that is now no longer going to be an issue?

because the only way these prices make sense is if the dollar is going to be devalued 10x or more in the next few years and i don't see that happening

inverted yield curve

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Well, I dunno? Seems like at least 20% more upside

We will pump endlessly until trump finds an insane way to rape checks & balances and reinstate tariffs by force, triggering total mumi death and great depression 2

FedEx is the better buy they just got Amazon business, spun off their Freight division for a profit and will be combining their Ground and Express divisions and using contractors similar to the amazon model

Issue it's TACO is the market sentiment anyway intrested to see how Iran ends

Atleast the anti-semitism laws passed fellow migapedes

Alright, baby, we're back to March highs!

I was expecting crypto to crash.

GERMAN ECONOMY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

So what are the current tariffs on China? Media says trafficking and retaliatory tariffs are paused. So does USA have 0%on China and the chinks maintain the 10%?

They should raise it to 30%

Bought Rheinmetall a year ago and went into RENK a few months ago. Good times.

Rhm is dumping right now

Not even down 2 %. Time to panic and sell.

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

just read nvda earnings report
not good

It’s somewhat overbought

What stocks are too expensive in your opinion? The Mag 7 have all reported and other than Tesla they've all crushed earnings and some of them are at the cheapest valuations in years. Healthcare sector is down big time, the Russel has been flat for 5 years, gold is at ATH and we just come off of a major correction. None of these indicators suggest that the market is overvalued right now.

just bought more nvidia, how fucked am I?

That only worked when people still thought the US president had any sort of power and authority. They made it pretty obvious now that it literally doesn't matter what Trump wants to do, he can and will be blocked by a random judge any time he steps out of line. I'm frankly surprised too, as a non american, I always thought the US president makes the big political decisions and then they go to the congress or senate to be voted on, but turns out the real people in charge are actually just a bunch of unelected district attorneys and judges.

trias politica

Does it make sense to go heavy into Chinese stocks like Xiaomi and byd? Been kinda on a downtrend this month and the latest tarif news sound pretty bullish for Chinese companies

Will nvda go up or down today

No

What's wrong with my reasoning?

I bought so it will crash and burn today, be ready for the dump slurp

I always thought the restaurant manager makes the big menu decisions and then they go to the owner to be voted on, but turns out the real people in charge are actually just a bunch of unelected health and safety officers

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Just as gas prices were decreasing, oil is up.

He'll make Nebyulina blush with embarrassment.

tariff means nothing when xiaomi and byd have pretty much no market share in the US, even if they did trump would kill himself before letting them build stakes in the US market and there's no guaranteeing that the next president won't feel the same way
also investing in any chinese company comes with a unique set of risks like their CEO getting disappeared for a month because he publicly complains that the govt isn't doing enough to help the EV market, or finding out that the whole thing is a scam and their cars catch on fire or their balance sheet is completely made up or some other bullshit, you think I'm exaggerating but im not

kill himself

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Now, since NVDA missed and the stock is up, are we back to FULL clown mode?

Health and safety officers: Your restaurant passes our health and safety check, but we don't agree with the prices you are charging on your menu, so we're shutting it down

get what you want from them

what did he get?

tariff means nothing when xiaomi and byd have pretty much no market share in the US

Wait, what? I admit I'm fairly new to investing but lower tarifs/less uncertainty leads to higher production and exports so stonk go up no matter the market share.

also investing in any chinese company comes with a unique set of risks like their CEO getting disappeared for a month

Has this ever happened? You're telling me a Chinese CEO of a megacorp doesn't know how to play the social/political game? It's more likely they're directly involved anyways.

finding out that the whole thing is a scam and their cars catch on fire or their balance sheet is completely made

This sounds more like a certain US company

It only takes five minutes to read your constitution you know

Always have been.
Anyways, it's based on guidance, not just earnings.

No one in USA buys anything other than Apple, Samsung or pixel. Chinese EVs are already shadow banned in the USA.

It depends on the industry. No tariffs means that the dominant US tech companies can keep or continue to expand their market share in china. For example take the semiconductor industry. The tariff drama was very bullish for chinese semiconductor stocks because there was uncertainty if Nvidia and AMD are allowed to continue to sell their chips in the chinese market. But when there is tariff-free trade, China will continue to buy Nvidia and AMD chips but no US company will buy Huawei's chips because they are simply not as good yet.

Trump lost
Russia lost
Chuds lost

based on guidance, not just earnings.

well the earnings were bad. obvious bad.
i haven't heard the guidance conf call yet, but if I had to guess it would probably involve huang saying stuff like they expect trump's admin to be bypassed and to allow them to sell to china and that would be why they would offer some kind of "positive" guidance?

FULL clown mode?

there could still be a huge sell off by end of week. check the price history: the last FYE report caused a pump at the beginning of the next day and then sold off for the next several weeks. same post-ER pump and dump happened the quarter before as well.
literally the only time NVDA has gone up in the weeks after an ER release has been when they beat expectations by like 20+%. This time they "beat" by 2%...and the expectations were already nerfed considerably by "analysts".
nah, i'm shorting. orange man is going to rage.

Now that the Chinese have seen the US being entirely unable to do shit and after having blinked first during the tariff escalation they will surely buy more US shit than previously

Yeah, I don't know.

taco on trade

curry on immigration

it's over

It's not my constitution, as I said, I'm not from the US. I'm just confused why during the 2 months of extreme fear mongering by the media not a single "expert" bothered to mention that the US president isn't actually allowed to implement tariffs and it's entirely up to a bunch of judges. Instead you had fund managers say they sold out of equities and are completely in gold and cash and you had bank of america advise their clients to short the S&P at the bottom.

lower tarifs/less uncertainty leads to higher production and exports so stonk go up no matter the market share

Xiaomi and especially BYD basically sell zero phones/cars in the US, tariffs or no tariffs, and (in my opinion) this is unlikely to change in the near future

Has this ever happened?

Yes the most famous example being the (at the time) richest man in china Jack Ma who talked shit about the regulators and got disappeared for a couple weeks before doing a complete 180 on his stance

You're telling me a Chinese CEO of a megacorp doesn't know how to play the social/political game? It's more likely they're directly involved anyways

You cannot criticize them and you especailly cannot become more powerful than them or they will come after you. This isn't the US where you are free to claim that soros is more powerful than the government or that senators are all in the pockets of bezos and bill gates. It is the other way around in China, you tow the party line or you get squashed like a bug.

This sounds more like a certain US company

luckin coffee, TAL, countless other examples. This is from a country with a history of increasing grain exports during a famine just to make it seem like they are more successful. From a country who installed furnaces in homes and told the peasants to melt their pots and pans into pig iron to be remade into pots and pans so they could show the world their record breaking iron production numbers. This was less than 75 years ago and the same party is in charge of the country today. Why you would trust any number that comes out of that place I don't know (yes I do, it's greed)

One has nothing to do with the other. China has already been buying all the Nvidia, AMD and Intel chips that they can get their hands on, despite the fact that Nvidia and AMD are only allowed to sell an inferior chip set that is specifically designed for the chinese market. These US companies are simply years ahead of any chinese competition, which is why if China wants to stay in the AI race, they have to continue to buy Nvidia and AMD chips whether they like to or not.

whats going on with TACO and trump?
Is trump partnering with Del Taco?

it's news to you that the judicial branch has the power to keep the executive branch in check?
the problem isn't the separation of power, it's that congress and the courts so far seemed completely okay with not exercising their power and being pathetic lil' cuckolds. that's what people were/are concerned about.

China has already been buying all the Nvidia, AMD and Intel chips that they can get their hands on

including purchasing them through vietnam, singapore, etc smuggling routes.
if China wants to stay in the AI race, they have to continue to buy Nvidia and AMD chips whether they like to or not.
i don't think they're going to continue purchasing as much though, they probably have been stockpiling already, plus the US is now more aware of the smuggling and will do something about that regulation-wise.
nvdia chips aren't as crucial to ai as MSM is trying to make retail believe, nor is "cuda". chinese strategy has never been about "high performance" anyway, its been about how to get the result you want in the cheapest possible way. and you can absolutely do that without nvda

I imagine you have some kind of point beyond pretending to simply be confused, but also

not a single "expert" bothered to mention that the US president isn't actually allowed to implement tariffs

This was widely reported and commented at least by Reuters, legal challenges from democrats and judges started immediately after lib day

TACO and trump

acronym
Trump
Always
Cucks
Out

It was new to me that the judicial branch has all the power, yes. I thought checks and balance means they have the power to intervene when one branch tries to do something illegal and unconstitutional, not that they have a veto right on literally anything the executive branch wants to do. Call me crazy, but if a democratically elected administration wants to enact a simple trade policy and congress is on board or at least not opposed to it, I don't think it's very democratic if unelected judges can then block them from doing it.

tarrifs to be decided in court

Oh no, uncertainty...

you have some kind of point

i think his point is that MSM is clearly being used to manipulate stock prices by painting selective pictures of developing events.
This is so goddamn obvious at this point it can't be anything other than a top signal. even the normies must be able to see it now.
right now they're trying to paint the picture like "visionary" big business (Huang) and plucky "courts" are really standing up to Trump (ha that showed him!). that's kind of a weird 180 compared to what they were running earlier (namely, trump tax cuts only benefit "big business" because big business lobbyists and trump using "laws" upheld in "courts" is wrong because blah blah illegal immigrants).
this kind of pivot is waaaaay to sharp, reeks like exit pump

Somebody contested the legality of those tariffs by the executive based on the law they were implemented and their justification. The justification for those tariffs seems to not be sufficient (trade deficit being an "national emergency")

"Unelected" judges (they were appointed in this case (I think), and one of the three judges even by Trump (I think), have the job to "check" if an act by the executive is legal. It's exactly their job and they found the act to be unlawful.

If judges that have to be a lot more qualified than any politician, also have to be elected by the people, then good luck. Could be possible, but a lot more effort.

The constitution give judges that power and right, so it's up to Congress to change that (if that even is possible under that constitution).

If trumpo didn’t tariff the whole
world and pinguin islands with zero inhabitants maybe the case for national emergency would’ve been easier

guys im up $800 on my stocks :)

I hate how you can't trade options in pre market. If i could sell my calls right now I'll make like 200%. Or it could dump for the next 4 hours and they'll open down -50%

Kremlin: Currently No Plans For Putin To Speak To Trump

Oof, next bitchslap

Should I short tech futures now or wait til after open? I'm worried that retail will act like their usual retarded selves and jump on this.

As a non-American I often wonder how this shit is seen from within the country. You can't even parody that, it's peak memery.

UnitedHealth Group's stock is experiencing significant decline, down 42% year-to-date and 30% in the past month. The company faces regulatory scrutiny and investor uncertainty. Despite adding 700,000 new clients last quarter, the stock trades below major moving averages with an RSI of 26.75, indicating oversold conditions.

Does the retarded IBKR bot have a point?

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Why should he? He's clearly winning.

This delayed judgement is honestly infuriating

Yes. 3-0 rulinhg, judges were appointed by Reagan, Obama and Trump.
Insurance should be nationalised. There is no innovation in that industry whatsoever, and it would unironically solve high healthcare costs.

The core issue at stake is appointed federal judges to inferior courts as individuals are being allowed to engage in partisanship and attempt to inferior with the execution of laws.

Burgers will not tolerate nationalisation, true free countries only have nationalised fire services and police forces, 1/3 emergency services must be unshackled from the government to avoid communism from festering

insurance should be nationalized, it would make it cheaper

Wrong and factually the inverse of reality. Functionally you are backstopping their retardation with infinite tax dollars, creating excessive demand that will shoot prices up. Nationalized insurance is just redistribution aka socialism.

so how long is the ''appeal'' of the court decision going to take to play out?

KEEP GOING UP NVDA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Trump gave Putin 2 weeks or else though.

Or else what monkaS

It'll probably keep escalating through courts until it gets to the supreme court

degenerate gambler only talks about wins

i havent had losses really

Seeing the daily 1% bleed of MULN as the fewer and fewer mindbroken investors reach their breaking point is so tragic, I can’t even fathom the loss

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doubt it will hold

Anon Babbletroon syndrome

Sad. Many such cases.

Seethe troon.