/smg/ - Stock Market General

Rate my portofolio
Asml
Novo-nordisk
Siemens
Xiaomi
IShares(blackcock) Msci world, global clean energy, physical gold.
Vaneck uranium and nuclear.
Vanguard ftse all-world high div.

youtube.com/watch?v=2eNBfXb-A-Q

makes me upset

What do yall sell puts on?

He is just increasing liquidity. Good guy

Spy but only as a part of a calendar spread WITH a call calendar spread as well.

Shamefully thin.

Thanks!

To ensure greater certainty for businesses and the market alike we should introduce a coin toss done at 11 AM and 2:30 PM daily that determines if tariffs are currently on or off

At this rate I don't even know if tariffs being removed would pump or dump the market. Logically it should pump but who the hell knows.

Why do you think an ETF that mirrors the entire goddamn stock market is gambling? Just get a high yield savings account if the broadest possible exposure & maximum diversification is too exciting for you.

What date are the EU tariffs currently due to come into effect?

Based anon?

we are looking at a bearbullish bullbear market climate, controlled by Metachaos, the Human condition and a demented Orange thus I predict we have a 50/50 chance the market will either PUMP or DUMP (if not it will DUMPPUMP)

A more respectable effort. My own wife has redoubled her efforts for gains after looking at some photos of herself and her friends.

we really need to zoom out. Let instituions take a breather. short week with lots of action. next week is more important for macro
did you actually look at their SEC filings for picrel?

It's at a high price and Jensen is constantly on the news talking about how he's getting fucked losing the China market with chip restrictions. Cheap Nvidia soon brothers

July 9th
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114570775887793036

Stocks I'd be ok with owning if I get assigned

cruelty squad taught me how the stock market works

Gun down all belgians who believe they are not genetically engineered to be dutch slaves
Buy nintendo

it drives me crazy that in psycho patrol R you basically have to save your money in the stock market if you're not a poorfag and you only get one buy and sell a day unless you get all this accreditation, too uncannily like real life
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+30%
Based 0DTEs. Could've been better, but I take it.

So is this some 4D chess going on that prices won't go up from the tarrifs because consumers will simply spend less and consume less?

we are in a price discovery phase

I like asml and seimens and don't like all world etfs, too much junk dragging it down

The whole spend less consume less is a cover for the secondary objective of reducing living standards for first world people to bring in the world order. Markets will adjust to not having to stock 4 separate years of 1000 chinese starwars models of Finn that nobody buys.

It's obvious shit isn't going back to what was once considered normal so what is the new normal going to be. We are seeing stagflation while AI is slowly creeping into the market taking jobs with already self driving trucks on the highways in America and the education system is now more of joke since everyone is just using AI to cheat.

I see that happening but FNKO still exists. It's funny because right now you can watch scalpers getting rekt as the collectors market is collapsing in value since people in general have less disposable income as the economy changes.

How long will it take for the scotus to rule on the tariffs now? Will they be forced to move (relatively quickly) or will they just put that case in the freezer?

They probably need to address it and I think they will. I think the court reinstating them is just for the remainder of the appeals court process.

Rate my portfolio:
SCHG
SCHD
INTC
a little gold

Replace SCHD with TQQQ.

I am too decaypilled for TQQQ beyond swing trading

Got 500 to throw on something random, you guys got anything good for long term?

No anon, there's nothing good left

SGOV

Fuck off bobo

i'm actually a dejected mumu

nintendo.
if i had fullported nintendo i wouldn’t be down 90% from misplaying options with tariff news

t.

We have entered a market where it's filled with bobos pretending to be mumus and mumus pretending to be bobos.

markets closed monday

tarrif relief for EU

POOMP

nvda pre-ER POOMP ends, crabby dump

nvda ER

mooning

((they)) say, no, no, naughty donald

more mooning

today

futes look ok

giga dump into crabby aids

exam Friday (tomorrow)

done fuck all work

down 10%

past couple days have felt like a fucking k hole.
can next week start now please

Yieldmax chads

Based

Just got out of neetdom for the first time in 10 years. Thinking my whole paycheck goes like this

40% QQQ
40% Small Cap 5-10 baggers
10% Financial Stocks
10% Cash to wait dips

What you guys think?

Right, the appeals court is reininstanting them for what will probably amount to a week or so. They have to take time to review the briefs and then make a ruling as to actual substance of the case.
And of course if they rule against the admin and hold the lower court, you can be certain the admin will make an appeal to SCOTUS.

this will age poorly lmao

Found this one as well. Shitty cost basis on some and picked some losers

Best ones
PLTY
MSTY
SMCY
NVDY
HOOY
CVNY

Some of the Roundhill DTE ones are pretty good

thats happening anyways because the people suing want them off. They can appeal as well.

“Even if we lose, we will do it another way,” Trump trade advisor Peter Navarro told reporters at the White House on Thursday afternoon.

your calls are cooked mumu-sama

jesus fucking christ, RGC went up another 40% today. will this clearly ridiculous company die soon, pump forever, or what?

CVNY

That's not surprising. The court ruling yesterday basically spelled out the section they should be using (allows for up to 15% for 150 days for balance-in-trade reasons).
However, the balance-in-trade stuff would limit who they could place tariffs on (only countries who we have a deficit with). Though, in all fairness, that's a lot of countries still. It would exclude Australia, though.

and who let red robin pump 50% after hours??

A buddy of mine refused a delivery on some stuff he ordered from overseas because the import charge was going to be more than the actual cost of the items thanks to Orange Man. So the other day he got a bill in the mail from UPS for the tariffs + return shipping to Switzerland

Imagine borrowing money to buy some ponzi etf that gives you your own money back while losing value until it disappears and you get margin called lmao

is it time to kms?
didnt sell the top....

non burger here
qrd on the court? did the tarif war end now?

America doesn't have a trade deficit with Aussies?

Just hold bro. Turn your screen off and just look away, losses aren't real unless you sell as a loss.

Just sell the next top

, losses aren't real unless you sell as a loss.

yeah holding 3 big fat loss positions which i bought before the big dump
i bought the bottom of the dump tho now i am constantly between loss and profit

I just got my vanguard restricted buying a jew stock ama

SQQQ

catch INAB before it triples in the next 5mins. penny pharma pumping hard (just started pumping)

fool.com/research/us-trade-balance/
Apparently there's more countries with whom we have a trade surplus than there are we have a deficit with.
Its just that the countries we have deficits with, we do so much trade with that overall we end up with a deficit.

MSTY already made 200M in income this month and distributes next week

refuse delivery

"not my problem"

jej play jewish games win jewish prizes

Yeah, is distributing the money of the retards buying it. It's called a ponzi and it's hilarious to see morons falling for it.

already up 30%

germans deserve to get slapped

If you were an inch deep into your mum and your dad was an inch deep into you, would you rather move forwards or backward to get out (they cannot move from horror)

Ich hau dir eine in die Fresse wenn du so weiter redest, du Hurensohn.

Forward duhh. What you think I'm gonna take more dick?? How did I get there anyway???

So many Ponzi scheme yieldmaxxers are out there bobo

why germans LOVE to eat shit?

I used to think you could just use one of those HYIP-tracker sites and rotate your funds through them once per month so even when they rug you lose next to nothing and keep playing the game. Then I learned that they're basically all owned by the same people so my plan wouldn't work.

It's never real shit when it's the professional stuff.

Wow /smg/ really sleeping on SBET, this shit is going to $500-1000 according to Martin Shkreli since the float is 2 million shares and the rest are locked up for months

It's almos june bro, why the February pic? lmao

It's crashing to $11 tomorrow

Wow /smg/ really sleeping on MULN, gonna moon any day now

Just imagine instead of working a regular job, I could wake up and spend 5 hours one day looking for fresh HYIPs, logging them in Excel, then spend 5 hours the next day rotating my money from old HYIPs into the new ones, and then I'm set for the other 28 days of the month, every single month.

This only works if the ponzis are operating independently though. If it's one guy operating most of them then it's fucked..still not sure if this plan would work though.

You sicken me, anal sex is barely even sex

They are the subhumans of europe
What did you expect?

I only fuck marina in the ass when she's pregnant
Anal sex is okay, but her butthole is super tight

futures

Not my account

Is Shkreli still deep in the hole on quantum?

You have to swing trade these and get a good cost basis if you sell immediately after capturing the loss you have to worry about wash sales if you want to go back into them and it gets hard to track. But yes there are literally cultists on plebbit that are retired and do just that

needs some schneider electric and airbus, I'd also add some banks, for example nordea or bnp, some energy company like e.on, retailing like carrefour or unilever, for cars and trucks volkswagen or mercedes, some telecom deutsche telekom, and then diversify continents by adding some american tech and investment and some asian industry like mitsubishi or samsung

Meanwhile I get banned in Anon Babblesmg for posting a couple of music clips.
Ps: fuck you pedo nigger bunny

I swear I have the kiss of death with stocks. I buy and next day the companies website gets knocked off the web.

Ohnonono mumusisters...

I never understood collecting. To me, it seems like a corrupted version of stockpiling for the winter with none of the utility.

*AHEM*
BULLUNE
BULLY
BULLGUST
BULLTMBER
BULLTOBER
BULLVEMBER
BULLCEMBER

if it doesnt pump on asiasession its fucking over

high as balls

sell an ITM call instead of OTM

Thanks for the money TLT, now go back down

After the rogue janitor who stalked me for 4 years got doxed I believe I deserve a break from janitorial action
Nay I have a right to be exempt from it

So, how have anons done this month? Personally I had a killer month, made about 10.5k USD. SOXL options have been treating me really nice. Not sure I'll have such good months regularly unless SOXL continues to crab right at 17, which honestly would make me a very happy man. Crab-chan is better than mumu and bobo.

I can't believe you faggots missed out on RGC. I've been telling you for weeks.

Sigh, wtf I miss out on this shit. 2 months ago would have been perfect.

missed out

so you sold, then? if not, what’s your price target

Didn't see you posting. I assume you did well if you were on it early. Congrats anon.

SOXL has been rallying for over a month, it's overdue for a little bump on the road man. I see a bearish crossover forming on it too.

NO SUCH THINGS AS TROONS IN THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS NOW
thank god logic prevails

I'm not very big into TA but I've been thinking about using VWAP as an indicator on my options selling rather than what I normally do, which is just look at the chart and pick a delta I like. Do you have any indicators you really like anon?

i posted about it as well, but mostly to suggest shorting it. the response was to stay away from the money laundering stock completely

Obviously I killed it while you were all in here asking "where's muh voooluuume". Hello, It's where I said it was going to be.

larp
one anon makes a few godly calls to the hour and a bunch of faggots spawn in, wtf

Bought small during the dip yesterday. Didn't expect to be up so fast

NVDA ratings

SOXL has been rallying for over a month

When SOXL goes up, I buy SOXS.
When SOXS goes up, I buy SOXL.

I think Trump will end up causing a lot of crabbing so why not load up on both when they go low? Crabbing will just cause them to decay a lot until a huge market movement starts shaking people out.

eh
prepping, toys, just different kindsa autism

Who is the shotcaller of SMG? KO boomer? SOXL poster? Arthur poster? Leverage gamblers? Boglechads?

ladyboy anon

Definitely the dude into ladyboys. Without a doubt he does better than all our tripfags and namefags.

So you are saying some middle aged rich guy in thailand has keys to the SMG yard?

The CAPE ratio is in extremely overbought territory with or without tariffs.

AAPL

Im not familiar with VWAP desu. I didnt realize Robinhood had it until today kek. I'll keep an eye on it and see how it behaves.
My favorite indicator is MACD (12, 26, 9) and signal. I think crossovers are very reliable. Rarely you see a bullish crossover forming in a weekly view without SPY bouncing up, or bearish crossovers forming in a 3 month view without price going down for a period.
Today I was checking the 1 week view with 30 minute interval and thought MACD was too low by 11AM, it had to have a bounce (even if small short lived). That plus the "Mario" pattern I saw on the 1 week 10 minute interval view made me buy 0DTE calls that went +35% in 5 minutes. If I held for 30 more minutes it would've been +100% but I got spooked, plus I had errands to do and couldn't actively monitor the trade for long.
I also like when the MA 10, 50, 200 crossover and how 9 out of 10 times it means the price is going to move harshly up or down when that happens.

I was practicing 0DTEs before 0DTEchad appeared in the general lol.
0DTE just means you don't think SPY (or whatever you trade) moves randomly and you can pinpoint the points when it will spike or dump and trade accordingly (since entry point is the most important part of 0DTEs).

I don't find the women who would fuck me attractive, and I'm invisible to the women I do find attractive
Best investments for this feel?

AMD
You'll always been disappointed, or get excited and have that excitement dashed quickly.

The eternally seething bitchfaggot Russians defending every catastrophic decision trump makes

MUH PRICE TARGET

More like a hopium target. These prices projectors don't know shit.

i've been cleaning my house. it's important to do that every year or three at the least.

Best investments for this feel?

Be in shape, take a shower, go to the local rub n tub for happy ending. Life at its best, no child support or spousal support.

it literally just a 20%+ pull back
not shilling
but
are you a retard or are you a retard?

RBLX

I won't even touch that shit
Lawsuits in their future

crypto is collapsing again.

honestly, i'm just salty
schwab won't let me do anything other than covered calls

lets me get into debt w margin though... fuckin kikes

robinhood won't give me any kind of options
yes i have lied
then i have lied harder
what is the criteria ///:

i won't miss $1500 ETH this time. but if it hits that low again this soon i'd be worried about alt coins in general.

I'll buy one share of Microstrategy (ticker: $MSTR) for exactly 20 United States Dollars, final offer.

Clean yo bussy, playa

What date are the EU tariffs currently due to come into effect?

postponed to july 9th, but probably never

What the fuck do you mean robinhood won't give you options? That's all it's good for. When I signed up with my broker I immediately took the test to get level 4 options trading. What's the problem, those tests aren't even hard.

I'm not saying it will collapse like it did in April, there's no reason to believe that (yet at least). It is doing a bearish crossover and it should move downwards for a while, maybe it will shake it off in 1 week and that's all. You can't unironically believe lives only moves up.
In the long term, if Trump doesn't fuck up (so it isn't out of the question) line will move up, but these downturns are important for degenerates like us who swing trade or options trade.

Here are 10 times Trump has threatened, then backtracked on, tariffs since he took office.

E.U. tariffs

Wine tariff

Canada and Mexico tariffs

Tariff on films

Reciprocal tariffs

China tariffs

Tariff on iPhones

Colombia tariff

Tariff on dolls

Auto tarrifs

nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/10-trump-threatened-backtracked-tariffs-wall-street-embraces-taco-trad-rcna209450
KWAB! LOL

AAON, and US Lime or USLM
go for it anon

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA!
trumpchickensout.com/

i dont know...
no test though, just told to enter income/trading experience (seemingly no evidence needed)
I am in the UK though
probs a red tape thing

most cucked president EVER

just did a bigger sort of my stocks
LNTH, UFPT, AAON, XPO, and TSCO
Have at it anon. Better with momentum and make a bunch of money

No anon, there's nothing good left

there are always opportunities to make money

line go up

no obviously not without consolidation
but in the last 5 weeks it went +130%, -20%. +25%, and now -10%.

overdue bump in the road

unironically, are you a bot?

what happened to china now? YINN is dipping

40% QQQ

40% Small Cap 5-10 baggers

10% Financial Stocks

10% Cash to wait dips

What you guys think?

I'd switch QQQ to at least QQQM (Same product made by the same company, but it has less cost), or FTEC which is fidelity's version and has better performance with less cost.
How are you picking those small cap 10 baggers? I have a similar strategy
though I think tech is in a bubble right now, so I'm buying VOO instead of QQQ or a tech etf. and I'm trying to go with the buffet/lynch style of picking "boring" sounding companies. Boring, but highly profitable is good. I avoid tech style companies basically.

I am in the United Kuckdom though

That tracks, your government is probably trying to protect you from your own retardation. Of course, if your competent, you've just been cut off from one the best ways to make money. But don't worry citizen, some sacrifices are necessary for the greater good :^)

That's not surprising. The court ruling yesterday basically spelled out the section they should be using (allows for up to 15% for 150 days for balance-in-trade reasons).

However, the balance-in-trade stuff would limit who they could place tariffs on (only countries who we have a deficit with). Though, in all fairness, that's a lot of countries still. It would exclude Australia, though.

oh... interesting
Same situation with the UK. Which is probably why that deal went in so fast
australia is another friend, and we have a trade surplus with them, so I'm guessing the aus trade deal will be coming soon

Trump is gonna dab on Melon Husk tomorrow.

this
something random and good long term sound at odds to me lol
if it is expendable, and you don't work 9-5
in premarket/first couple hours, go tradingview->home->most volatile stocks
use MACD, vwap, (cummulative) volume delta and have a go at scalping/swing trading
if you can find the balance between holding your nerve and cutting losses, as well as not being too greedy, it's easy money.
unfortunately, I am too greedy and often get caught in flash crash (often happens around lunchtime as swings/scalps sell before they go eat)
nonetheless, I'm getting there

inb4 I said long term

both of my two friends are busy tonight shut up and read my drivel

didnt sell the top....

there will be another top, and another one, and another one
captcha: NGW8V, nigga WAIT... V something
The captcha is advising patience my nigga

We will see, don't cry when you make a bad call for being a permabull

uKuckdom

satrifices for the 'greater good'

yeah, right..
alhamdulillah

not shilling

mong

Meanwhile I get banned in Anon Babblesmg for posting a couple of music clips.

bro, you had a meltdown and spammed the thread
you'd post 5-10 times in a row with totally off topic nonsense. Half the thread was you spamming.
Get over it, and next time don't spam shit. Simple as.

So, how have anons done this month? Personally I had a killer month, made about 10.5k USD. SOXL options have been treating me really nice. Not sure I'll have such good months regularly unless SOXL continues to crab right at 17, which honestly would make me a very happy man. Crab-chan is better than mumu and bobo.

I learned some lessons about not betting against momentum. I thought I was buying the dip on stocks with high dividends (one of them was going down for 2 years already), which would just mean they have a higher dividend.
Thinking back on it, that money was better put elsewhere. Where am I going to get a better return on my money? By not betting against momentum (aka don't catch a falling knife)
So I took a loss on some of them, a gain on others
Bought a tech stock during the dip, sold at a profit. Wasn't really my intention, but I didn't really think the company was good any more. It did GREAT 20 years ago, but the last 10 years it has almost exactly mirrored QQQ. And it's so large now with such a small niche I don't think there's any chance it will go up another 10x. So what's the point. I sold that, and got into a company which I think has better long term growth prospects
Feel a lot better about my portfolio. The money is in places that I think will make me more money, in the long run.
For example, I'm pretty excited about TSCO. Tractors! hahaha. I love that company. It's like hank hill. "I sell propane, and propane accessories" but with tractors.
The company has a history of doing amazingly well out of recessions. Handily beats VOO and QQQ. So I'm buying the dip/crab on that one. I think it will shoot up like a rocket out of this vibe-session/tariff tantrum/fake out whatever the fuck we're going through right now.

mfw he calls Musk a boot-lipped nigger who needs to go back to Africa

mfw TSLA goes-up 5% after the conference ends

company which I think has better long term growth prospects

do tell anon, do tell :^)

Yeah but I'm not going to find them

TQQQ

>company which I think has better long term growth prospects

do tell anon, do tell :^)

well I already told about TSCO
XPO also looks great
I'm excited about LNTH. They have an amazing growth rate, but also a low PE ratio. It's incredible.
AAON and UFPT also seem like slam dunks, to trade with momentum, and also I want to hold them long term
and STLD steel dynamics is an interesting stock to buy, but it's in a sideways period so there's no buy now signal flashing right now due to momentum. I could buy that at any time, and will at some point once I'm done buying all the shit I want to buy (once this buy the dip opportunity finally passes and I run out of buy the dip ideas)

woah
after the 2022 bear market, TQQQ only just barely got back to a new ATH? while QQQ had a new ATH a long time ago
damn. That is decay if I ever saw it
still looks good on a long term chart though
I feel like tech stocks... eventually... will crash since they are in a bubble right now. Unironically though? The fake out non-crash we just had will give AI companies time to get real shit done.
And not just the shovel companies like nvidia who are making money selling shovels to the bubble
Once the average person, or maybe a normie small business owner, can make us of AI to actually make money, then AI is real. It has yet to filter out to the masses in any way other than "yeah that's pretty cool" as a gimmick kinda shit.
but I dunno, maybe for normies who literally do not know how to do a google search, asking AI questions and getting answers is a game changer. For like absolute retards who don't know how to use a computer at all, ai chatbots might really actually be how they use computers
anyway, I don't like tech right now.
But I think it will still go up for like 3-5 years before the next real crash, or correction. Maybe 2-3 years before the next small bump in the road.

biden had butt cancer and fifteen other niggers calling the shots little dude

$7 trillion in money market funds

Won't that dump into stock/bonds once rates go down?

what’s up with the LNTH 1y chart having super big updown days flashing between $70 and $100?

i gained $23.61 today

glegleGODS who only found investing due to seeing the generals on bant run this thread

Circle IPO Yay or Nay?

what’s up with the LNTH 1y chart having super big updown days flashing between $70 and $100?

they are a biotech/R&D company
so I assume that's being caused by news on their products. Good news, stock goes up massively, bad news stock crashes
That's why I like them. Right now they are on a downswing and I think it's very likely they will go up again. So it's a great time to buy
and also I want to hold them long term.
if you zoom out to their max time window, the swings up and down this year aren't that big, compared to the overall up trend. So I think they will keep going up
And a 13 PE ratio is just super hard to beat, considering the growth rate. Out of all the fast growers I'm buying lantheus has one of the lowest PEs

The US Federal Aviation Administration said it would extend by three years a program that allows Boeing to perform some tasks on the agency's behalf like inspections, saying the planemaker had made improvements

For if we would judge ourselves, we should not be judged.

once rates go down

lol

rs) - U.S. President Donald Trump called Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell to the White House on Thursday for their first face-to-face meeting since he took office in January and told the central bank chief he was making a "mistake" by not lowering interest rates.

He told Trump that he and his colleagues at the Fed "will set monetary policy, as required by law, to support maximum employment and stable prices and will make those decisions based solely on careful, objective, and non-political analysis," the statement said.

White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt said she and the president had seen the Fed's statement and that it was correct.

YO LATE POWELL COME HERE, YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE

Here's my statement Mr. President

Late Powell, you are Correct

end of talks

That's actually anothet TACO

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERY RALLY GETTING EATEN UP REEEEEEEE

Now thats a spicey taco!

US Sec Hassett: Multiple Trade Deals Imminent, Including Progress With India; Expects Trade Deals Within Next Week Or Two

• Briefed On Three Imminent Agreements

• Reports Productive Talks With India

Ok dude

KEK BAGGIES

another trump surrender, what a fucking fsggot cuckold pussy, MAGA keeps LOSING

10/10 business idea

j pitty, get your twink ass to my White House right fuck now

y-yes master don...

get handed report

don't understand shit, at all

"looks good to me, Jay"

trumpchickensout.com/

this will be the one and only time something being made in china is the selling point

YES MASTER POWELL, WE CAN’T CUT RATES, I SURRENDER, LET ME KISS YOUR SHOES

as long as picrelated is still ongoing,
clown world it still is

why do doombulls desperately cling to ATHs when there is no justification.

60434011

holy cope redditard

Donnie TACO strikes again.

trump was demanding Powell cut rates now he’s saying Powell is right to not cut rates, you trying to spin that as anything but another ENORMOUS trump cuckout is pathetic

yeah, I’ll definitely pick up at least one share tomorrow, maybe more if this INAB stock gets short squeezed

good evening reddit!

Tell me about INAB, what's the squeeze story?

The world is a business anon.

On the tariffdecision:

The Presidency would never be the same! This decision is being hailed all over the World by every Country, other than the United States of America. Radical Left Judges, together with some very bad people, are destroying America. Under this decision, Trillions of Dollars would be lost by our Country, money that will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Two of the judges are likely republican. One appointed by Reagan, one by him. And one by Obama. LOL

honestly i dont UNDERSTAND what it means to refinance the national debt
isn't it all just bonds
those payouts are all guaranteed
whose payouts are they changing when refinancing and if they aren't changing them how does it work exactly

This.
It's a fugazi.

The point one forgets about the yields is that governmental yields are generally considered safer.
But there are also corporate bonds (like AAPL and other companies). An increase in governmental yields likely leads to higher yields on corporational bonds as they are less safe/riskier. It pushes all existing debt higher.

Why would you lend a company for 5% when the government yields you 5%? You'd want 6% or more from the corporation who can easier default.

public debt can contribute to corporate debt insolvency

That's actually fucked. Government commies may actually ruin everything.

is she serving tree trunk on a plate?

They're just threatening the bond holders. Everyone knows that lowering US bond interest rate = global collapse. But that threat goes both ways, it gives bond holders leverage over the government and the government leverage over the bond holders

I dont see why they wouldnt be allowed to redeem the bonds. Issue absurd amounts of bonds at low rates, use the proceeds to redeem existing debt. This could easily be dispeled if I just googled but I dont care.
this is very interesting. heres a (you)

is she serving tree trunk on a plate?

That's a slice of her tail. She feeds her tail to people she likes.

i dont UNDERSTAND

Its just a game, like Monopoly. You play until one person has all the money, kill them, redistribute the money, and start over. Its the eb and flow of money. There are no nations, there are no peoples. Its IBM, ATT, Google, Netflix, Goldman Sachs. Enjoy the ride.

futures

no fucking idea, just saw it rising rapidly while looking at the daily risers on robinhood, googled it, and some redditor mentioned something happening may 30th

She feeds her tail to people she likes.

does it hurt her? man this show was weird even without watching it. good loli tho.

So what actually happened today?
Besides me getting fucked
And not in a good way

probably but dragons either don't process pain the way humans do because they regenerate so why would they? Or they just have insane tolerance, probably both.

hyber crab. the weekly chart looks odd. Gap overnight over a *court order* of all things that got filled. Maybe TA schizos can tell me what that means.

i bought smartwool socks from some dropshipper on amazon other day. open package today and there is a business card included. it say thank you from the Coopers, picture of a wholesome white family. go to their own website and it's this adorable small business from Newfoundland. I didn't expect this. Most amazon dropshippers are mega chyna corpo product sales conglomerate.

SHOOT JANITORS

My kid recieved a book, which is obviously made fully with AI, pictures and text. I looked it up on amazon and it is 15 bucks.

Selling calls on INTU today ngl

funniest shit ever lmao

scamming breedoid normalfags

based as fuck author
i should get into this business

Problem is those giant drops. Sure it's good if you buy it at the beginning of a mega bullrun (with consistent tech overperformance) but fuck up the timing (like buying in 2021 or something) and you get fucked by 80% drawdowns and delayed return to ATHs

You owe creditors a payment on a 5.5% bond

You print a 3% coupon bond to pay them

This is contingent on there being demand to buy the cheaper bond.

Money market funds is bonds. You give your brokerage cash and they buy bonds and then send you monthly dividends. People are in money markets because the long term yields aren't attractive yet so they don't want to lock in.

Sell the EU pump, ameriniggers will SELL REDDIT SELL

using debt to pay for debt is like the stupidest shit ever

nvda to $70 end of month
total pump and dump with MSM collaboration
funny that MSM ran an article saying "trump tariff blocked by court!" (so ppl think "ah nvda can sell to china! yay!) on same day of nvda earnings? and then today it runs articles saying "uh, trump tariffs are unblocked..." because yeah duh.
complete.
chink.
scam.

It has almost 1000 reviews on amazon, so it seems to be working.

The price projections on IBKR are completely shit and have no correlation with their buy hold sell recommendation, I look at them when I want to have faith that I can beat the market

UNH has lawsuits in their future, but it doesn’t justify the company having its stock price halved for a massive company with huge revenue

It is when median wage growth does not match the rise in debt as debt growth caused cost of living to go up through inflation of the money supply.

My kid recieved a book, which is obviously made fully with AI, pictures and text.

AI generated slop is a huge problem everywhere in general.

It has almost 1000 reviews on amazon, so it seems to be working.

Those are likely bot generated as well.

You should see all the instructional videos on how to use AI for personal gain and profit. They're also AI generated. Overwhelmingly of South Asian, African, and Mediterranean descent.

Nothing will become real. My concern is that people will give up when AI can emulate human behaviors not only well, but can easily exceed the average person's potential. They may lose their passion and will for life, and just be reduced to a consumer.

ULTA announced quarterly EPS of $6.70, beating expectations by 15.50%.

The more stressed out women get over Trump and the impending patriarchial misogynostic dystopia, the more retinol and bioderm skin care products they'll need to purchase to smooth out their worry lines.

Trump tariffs did get blocked by the trade court, and then they got reinstated by the appeals court. Apparently, the reason the appeals court allowed the reinstatement of the tariffs is that they have agreed to repay all the tariffs collected so far if they lose the challenge in the higher court.
Yeah, these are a thing now. Some yt channel bought a 6 book series for learning to code, and it was all AI slop.

he thinks the stock market is rational

I think other anons beat everyone over the head over this, but people stay irrational longer than they stay solvent.

aaand it's pumping

ULTA

selling hair weaves so women can get their hair did?

AI generated slop is a huge problem everywhere in general

Idk how widely shared this story was, but even in scientific papers it’s a fairly big problem for low impact or niche journals getting AI written review articles or touched results sections. This diagram actually got published in Frontiers and was retracted 48hrs later, it’s a great meme now. My friend worked for the journal at the time and the consensus is that despite publishing fees being high, what was now being outsourced to unqualified Indians is now being checked with more AI to cut costs even more. Actual clown world

That’s only a problem if you go options or put everything in the market without any savings. I put 10k into UNH and I won’t need it even if I’m unemployed for the next three years, I’m pretty happy to wait

If that banning Chinese students goes full retarded I think they will pull out TikTok, its the last straw, so I will buy VINE.X, Elon Musk has literally nothing to do and its going to take almost no effort to make Vine a thing.

7-8/10 sessions EU pumps in premarket (7am germantime). They just can't help themselves. General rule is: EU wakes up = more likely pump than dump

If the TikTok alternative is half baked people will just use Instagram reels or YouTube shorts.
No one uses Threads because you need a lot of momentum to get a social media platform going, or else no one will use it because no one's using it

It's a powerful tool. I can't say I was surprised to see this happen. Most people cannot handle power in general, they do stuff like this and just cause problems. It's a waste of a perfectly functional mind. What a shame.

I too, also stick to the saying that I should never gamble with money I cannot afford to lose. Opportunities come and go, so why risk a comfortable safety needlessly?

I think they will pull out TikTok

China would be doing the US a favor if they did. Also, the Chinese would also be equally mad because Americans would just infest RedNote and bring slut and pervert ways to the Mandate of Slut Heaven and the Chinese Pervert Century.

why do the eurocucks poomp only to get rugged by the americans? seems weird

It's part of their VAT (Value given to Americans Tax)

Any reason not to go ass deep into SBSW?

This is a sexual neurosis which developed as a result of the Marshall plan

Selling puts on JXN

Any reason not to go ass deep into SBSW?

SA went through lots of shit already and that company still exists. Electricity down? Who cares, just run electric generators. It cannot get much worse can it

Exclusive: Semiconductor design software firm Synopsys has told staff in China to halt services and sales in the country and stop taking new orders to comply with new US export restrictions

Kek, the US is trying to pressure China so hard into deals

It cannot get much worse can it

It probably can, but the ANC is slowly losing power in South Africa because of how obstructive the corruption is. The continuity and safety of the nation is damn near completely privatized. I've never seen a government get replaced because it's completely incompetent at being a government, but South Africa is getting pretty damn close to it.

Kek, the US is trying to pressure China so hard into deals

You should see the Chinese memes about Trump. During the first administration, the Chinese painted him outwardly friendly but inwardly cunning. Stabs Xi in the back every time. This current administration, Chinese are really keen on character assassination, but its effectiveness seems questionable, especially on this site, because anon just responds by posting Chinese industrial accidents, and they're still just as bad, if not worse in current times.

Bro anyone that's been around the world and has lived in America and done business and China can easily see the whole global economy is one big dog and pony show.

i dont get the memes isnt stitching up nikes exactly the only thing china is good for? shouldn't they be worried about losing their jobs?

only white people have perfectly functional minds

dck

I remember there was a guy donating dozen of AI generated kids books one time and the library immediately starts tossing them in the trash

white people have perfectly functional minds

kek wtf don't tell me my mexican great grandma is the one responsible for my schizophrenia

You gotta keep in mind this is still government propaganda, it just happens to be chinese.

only white people have perfectly functional minds

TRVKE

the whole global economy is one big dog and pony show

The point of a good play is the acting.

isnt stitching up nikes exactly the only thing china is good for?

China has been stuck in a rut where they struggle to indigenously produce high value manufacturing without outside foreign investment. That investment dried up around 2022 when the CCP disallowed capital flight. It's only a matter of time before they figure it out but they don't get it as easy as they used to and they are seething and malding through the floorboards, and that's not because the floorboards are counterfeit.

shouldn't they be worried about losing their jobs?

China hasn't exactly increased their spending significantly on their internal security, so the population is probably in that middle ground where they're subjugated but not so starving that they'll risk death for the next meal.

The point of a good play is the acting.

I'm seriously concerned what everything is heading to.

Grim

Give me a stock or etf guarantee to make +%45 in a year

UNH

GEVO

It's because I am a pussie
Thats Lehman brothers financial statement

footes

Thats Lehman brothers financial statement

yeah i know. where did you get it from?

China has been stuck in a rut where they struggle to indigenously produce high value manufacturing without outside foreign investment. That investment dried up around 2022 when the CCP disallowed capital flight. It's only a matter of time before they figure it out but they don't get it as easy as they used to and they are seething and malding through the floorboards, and that's not because the floorboards are counterfeit.

also because of the massive covid lockdowns, that the incompetent government kept doing (their vaccine don't work so good, compared to western vaccines). They were still doing draconian lock down bull shit for years after 2020.
But like, unironically, the dumb shit with america right now might actually make china look like the reasonable partner in comparison. Trump, just like the chicoms sink their own boat!

China hasn't exactly increased their spending significantly on their internal security, so the population is probably in that middle ground where they're subjugated but not so starving that they'll risk death for the next meal.

china's army is made for crushing rebellions. Hasn't china massively increased their military spending in the last decade? Or has that all gone to the navy and missiles, and not much for the army

The gambling vid meant I might act very dumb when I see losses or gains as I have shit genes that makes me easily addicted to things.

It's from some youtube vid when i searched lehman brothers financial statement or something.

Cramer shilling unh

Totally a good sign goys

I'm seriously concerned what everything is heading to.

I'm not. It's inevitable.

Hasn't china massively increased their military spending in the last decade?

Can't say I know. If China is to be believed, they have already ascended to godhood, have ten billion troops ready to invade any place yesterday, destroy entire armies with disposable chopsticks, and will be blessed by the ghost of Mao Zedong when the red sun rises in the sky with the Chinese flag waving towards the heavens.

sec.gov/search-filings
you can do it here as well. Just a rare actually-looking-at-a-companies-finances post that is typically a cut above what smggers are capable of.

their (covid) vaccine don't work so good, compared to western vaccines

you need to go back nigger

Ten birrion troons
WOW

*troobs

hmmm I really wonder what will happen if they keep distributing the money

lmao what a bunch or morons

did I say futures yet?

futures

Either answer works.

>their (covid) vaccine don't work so good, compared to western vaccines

you need to go back nigger

Excuse me?
It's a matter of public record
the chink vaccine sucks. Not all vaccines are created equal. That's why we do trials. To figure out which ones are safe and effective
turns out the chink vaccine is like 70% effective. It's garbage.
So they kept doing lockdowns. They are communist, and retarded. But I repeat myself

ok booster boi im sorry your fat grandma died of the flu you fucking idiot

ok booster boi im sorry your fat grandma died of the flu you fucking idiot

Are you okay?
I said the chink vaccine is not as good as the western vaccines
Are you like a chink fanboy or something? Do you have a mental illness? but I repeat myself

It's true that whatever happens is inevitable but what it entails or means is what is cause for concern.

He’s a 2016 wave retard I wouldn’t get bent out of shape about it, really even mentioning vaccines in bizrael is a bad idea lest you proc the vaxxie die off in two weeks

sec.gov/search-filings

Thanks!

how many boosters?

NGMI, imagine looking at 'positive' net income, free cash flow, and ebitda and thinking that's a good thing

t. proud 2021 WOLF hodler

Filing for bankruptcy? What's a 'bankruptcy'? I'm buying calls, fuck you

how many boosters?

None?
I feel like you would agree with vaccine skepticism. I'm telling you the chink vaccine is shit
Is there a problem with saying the chinese vaccine is bad? You seem to not like vaccines

Huang on Cramer...nvda is toast. he has been practicing his "american" accent...but he just sounds like he's been watching keanu reeves movies
"amurrrrican"
"preez let us be walled garden for all of ai rike appull and microsoft...preeeeeeez mister president you want amurrrrrican win?"
bad
this guy is a fucking phony dweeb

those images of people generated by AI in rating section

lol

W-we can do it too! We're part of the resistance guys!!

It will be generations from now before the left can meme.

those horns

Is she a bull girl or a colony of coral?

fat finger ASML buy at 666.0 instead of 660.6

At least the order was filled immediately, you’re welcome for taking those bags anon

you niggers sleeping on the news?
trump just got uncucked
youtube.com/watch?v=K2ZYPtmiOmE

wrongl ink
youtube.com/watch?v=jC9N5e97GJY

a fucking herbal remedy for autism

pumps 17000% in 2 months

I don't know what to say anymore, need to start my own ponzi scheme, maybe psychological dick enlargement

Its soooooooo over
Why the fuck didnt i sell

This market is do dead. Not even apple can pump

Thirteen hours late sweetie, try spending more time at computer

we need to pump now!! line go up you son of a bloody, bastard scoundrel, slumgullion lunkheaded yowl. I NEED LINE UP

no just watch the whole 3 hour video this is totally different

Why does nobody in market cares about this? This seems like a big risk. Maybe people think the rates will go down a lot so they will recover?

Absolute horseshit btw lmao post proofs sir
My attention span only allows for notifications from FinancialJuice to be processed, nothing longer

fair enough i aint watching that shit either

alphabet earnings next week

so pump until then and after that sell off?

Today will retardpump.

PCE will come in soft. BUT the previous PCE will be revised up pretty strong. BUT the market will not give a fuck. BUT that means in general the current numbers are pretty unreliable. BUT the market doesn't care

skadden.com/insights/publications/2025/05/the-one-big-beautiful-bill-act

Section 899 of Trump's big beautiful bill gives Trump rights to tax the foreign investors if his jimmy rustles. Will this make foreign nations stay close to US or away from US?

just read a headline on the DAX that basically says "the DAX is pumping but no one knows why", I might as well throw a tarot every morning to guess how the sentiment goes

danny burger is such a good name

average american take
did mcdonalds pay you to say this

DAX always finds a way

Yeah

We are going to be so green today you'd think the sky were made of freshly cut grass.

Europe up

EUR down

yields up

US futes down

oil up

gold down

Weird day

new