/smg/ - Stock Market General

Visconti edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc

financialjuice.com/home
tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
fintel.io/

Egg Resources:

fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

the smell of female anal

Buy. Natural. Gas.

Trips for retardpump

WAKE UP

IT'S PUMP TIME

green ID

dubs for crash

Dubs for pump

I'm putting an end to this. Repeating integers in my post number and we crab all day and all of next week lol.

futures

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dubs for crash

retards bought puts yesterday

market will pump AND crab specifically to fuck them over

when they close them it will dump again

Know GME is a fucking meme stock but figured I'd buy at the lowest point yesterday for a dirty swing trade

It dumps some more in after hours

Fug. Not like this. I don't want to be a GME bagholder.

That's why I only buy stocks I can defend holding long term.

Anon you decided to mess with GME years after /smg/ bought in, years after reddit jumped in, years after the /gme/ cope & seethe general was formed--I don't even know what to tell you other than it couldn't have been more obvious.

there is absolutely no way that the news saying "Trump tariffs have been blocked!" being smeared everywhere on the same day as NVDA's earnings report wasn't market manipulation. they wouldn't do such a thing so obviously unless the stakes were high enough. there is an AI bubble. period.
MSM is covering for institutions to exit their positions before a crash.
There is no dip this time. GTFO

I mean the past is irrelevant when I'm just looking to swing trade. I've done so successfully when it was lower than this.

I almost did that with coreweave but that shits way too volatile

Indeed

perhaps I should have joined the SBET pump play rather than buying INAB

i wake up, i buy

Just bought BYD yesterday, after all, with a 12% weekly drop it could only go up, right? Heh
At least it will generate dividends as I wait

If this post ends in a number, market will pump, or dump. Who knows.

I'm 33% port into BYDDY at $100, its easy free money bitches.

So, anything happen since yesterday?

UNH & GOOGL are going to rip up so much today its not even funny

I forgot my picknick blanket outside over night and now it is wet from rain.

Mmmm soggy blankie yum

its going to be a green day

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lol what stock is that

Don’t get me hard

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4

number

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It will shoot-up to ATH and then immediately crash.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

TACO Don is awake

US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

"Two weeks ago China was in grave economic danger! The very high Tariffs I set made it virtually impossible for China to TRADE into the United States marketplace which is, by far, number one in the World. We went, in effect, COLD TURKEY with China, and it was devastating for them. Many factories closed and there was, to put it mildly, “civil unrest.” I saw what was happening and didn’t like it, for them, not for us. I made a FAST DEAL with China in order to save them from what I thought was going to be a very bad situation, and I didn’t want to see that happen. Because of this deal, everything quickly stabilized and China got back to business as usual. Everybody was happy! That is the good news!!! The bad news is that China, perhaps not surprisingly to some, HAS TOTALLY VIOLATED ITS AGREEMENT WITH US. So much for being Mr. NICE GUY! Show More 1"

maybe I hsouldn't have AAAAAH'd first, had to wait 45 sec.

I literally don't know what he even means? Did they tariff the US more %? Or what? What agreement?

it's because of the TACO comment. That fucking reporter should have kept his mouth shut.

WTFWT?

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No, that reporter was completely right

US Trade Representative Greer: We Have Other Tools If The Tariff Ruling "Goes The Other Way" As Well - CNBC Interview

- Had Emails And Texts From Foreign Officials Saying "We're Just Going To Keep Negotiating With You As Before"

Yes yes, I'm sure

When the hardliner approach to tariffs sticks this time

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We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Trump. We had volatility. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, swing-traded and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.

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revision incoming

500% TARIFF on CYHINNA!
500% TARIFF on EU!
Back to April low LET'S GOOOO!

US Core PCE Price Index (Y/Y) Apr: 2.5% (est 2.5%; prev 2.6%; prevR 2.6%)

- Core PCE Price Index (M/M): 0.1% (est 0.1%; prev 0.0%; prevR 0.1%)
- PCE Price Index (Y/Y): 2.1% (est 2.2%; prev 2.3%)
- PCE Price Index (M/M): 0.1% (est 0.1%; prev 0.0%)

uh this is good isn’t it

US Personal Income (M/M) Apr: 0.8% (est 0.3%; prev 0.5%; prevR 0.7%)
- Personal Spending (M/M): 0.2% (est 0.2%; prev 0.7%)
- Real Personal Spending (M/M): 0.1% (est 0.0%; prev 0.7%)

US Wholesale Inventories (M/M) Apr P: 0.0% (est 0.4%; prev 0.4%; prevR 0.3%)

- US Retail Inventories (M/M): -0.1% (est -0.1%; prev -0.1%; prevR -0.3%)
- US Advanced Goods Trade Balance (USD): -87.6B (est -143.0B; prev -163.2B; prevR -162.3B)

Fakest inflation number I've ever seen
Doesn't mean it won't make the market pump, but I don't believe for a second there's no fuckery behind inflation supposedly coming down

Starting to think I should have sold in May and gone the fuck away

Man he really does think burgers are complete and utter invertebrate retards

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yes it's all a conspiracy against you and your happiness

US Goods Imports Fall 19.8% M/M, Biggest Drop On Record

That's how you balance the deficit

Buy in May to stay and play

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There's less goods

But believe me bro inflation is coming down it has nothing to do with Trump fuckery and toying with the fed

Sure thing buddy

Aren't they?

t. panican

this is the easiest fucking trade of the week and you guys are gonna fumble it

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What the fuck does he even mean by this lol.

Yeah so I royally fucked them out of nowhere and they weren't happy about that, fucking assholes amirite?

isn’t this him calling himself out on the TACO meme? he’s literally saying he saw factories shutting down and made a “quick deal” to save both china and the US. what is he even accusing china of violating?

God emperor taquito hasn't done shit to lower inflation. If anything all his actions are inflationary. He's cooking the books to a much bigger extent than sleepy Joe, that's all.
Anyways don't trade against the current but who knows how long the charade can be kept

If i'm understanding this right, this means that supply and demand are both falling in a proportional manner leading to no real change in prices, right? Seems like an indication of reduced economic activity and if it holds for Q2 we'll officially be in the recession zone.

Optionsfags, does this indicate upward pressure on the stock? The corresponding call price being above the put at all distances from the current price, right?

ask chat

It’s being retarded

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Didn't the tariff pause keep us still at a 30% china tariff? Or did that pause too?

NOOOOO HE’S WRONG I’M RIGHT INFLATION HAS TO GO UP

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all his actions are inflationary

inflation since he took office

April 0.2

March -0.1

Feburary 0.2

adding taxes that are explicitly intended to increase the price of imported goods

this isn't increasing prices though it's all good :)

Panicans get the shakeout

Patriots get the breakout

Stay poor sideliners & bearfags

Presidents do nothing. Inflation is down because oil prices are down.

Nick Timiraos

@NickTimiraos

Two caveats to an otherwise A+ inflation report:

1) Forecasters anticipate price growth in goods to pick up in May and especially in June as the Liberation Day tariffs bite

2) Inflation cooled through the middle of 2024, so the year-ago comps were already less favorable'

A+

2,5% Core with +4% interest rate

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wtf is he talking about

I mean you can say that all you want. Inflation has still been trending down. We have a month or two, maybe three, before we hit 2% and the fed will cut

that just means importers are absorbing the tariffs, retard.

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Funny enough one of the biggest part of inflation keeping it high is the cost of housing. Lowering the fed rate will drop mortgages and lower inflation lol

if importers are absorbing the tariffs then they're not working, the entire point of a tariff is to raise the price of imports so locally produced goods are more competitive
if the tariffs don't raise prices nobody brings factories back

It means demand is higher for calls than puts, for sure. Yeah, it could be bullish, but depending on how out of whack it is, it could also be an "extreme greed" top signal as well.

What news caused the Jewish algos to gigadump?

The fed is not known for trying to ankle break bond holders by pretending they are not expecting to cut rates and then doing so

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Is it possible we just over estimated the amount of goods we import that cause inflation? Most of our food is local. As is energy. And housing is completely irrelevant from imports considering the amount of lumber and labor that is local

297.35 is the pre-market price that your app is using as an anchor. the option prices are reflective of the closing price of the previous day. most of the time calls are not more expensive than puts.

then what is the point of the tariffs at all? i thought it was supposed to be a massive emergency that means america is losing trillions every day

Everything is out of whack for sure, but hopefully not about this. Thanks bestie

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retail will buy the dip

GME is not going to continue it's year and half long up trend or experience random pumps EVER AGAIN

some of you say the dumbest shit in here

ahh so thats why we are reverse bullish

The current pride seems pretty close thoughbeit
We are retail

media serves most of sheep america big nothing burgers.

niggercattle trump is the one who keeps saying it

i won't pass a chance to buy slurpies for cheap

Yeah, I really should have followed my gut instinct. It was obvious that he was going to do something stupid after that.

technically wouldn’t it still work (just poorly) by merit of making the imported option less profitable to the business importing the product?

prices rise -> less demand -> less profit
prices don’t -> less profit

It's to make foreign goods more expensive and local goods more attractive. Everyone knows that. What I'm saying is that most of the goods that we use to track inflation are local

most of our imports are luxury goods. We don't use cell phones and computers to calculate inflation

Morning frens
We're gonna dumpcrab until the tariff bullshit is resolved, aren't we

here’s hoping INAB does a 2x or more today. bought more cheap

but according to miga niggercattle its not making anything more expensive
everyone will still just buy the cheaper foreign products

The 30% was still ongoing. Chinese imposed a 10â„… to the earlier 0%.
Fed numbers have always been cooked, even more so since Covid.
But no one makes the product locally.

You're making your domestic importer less profitable or bankrupt

its not making anything more expensive

did you forget literally last month TEMU had to add surcharges due to tariffs? not that I would care since I don't buy temu slop

and if prices don't go up people will still not make the product locally, so how would tariffs bring manufacturing back?
tariffs are explicitly designed to make imported goods more expensive, if they don't then they are NOT WORKING

tell that to MIGA niggercattle

they aren't the ones buying temu slop from my knowledge

it’s absolutely the white and black poors buying the temu shit. definitely white women buying shein

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I WAS ALL CASH UNTIL YESTERDAY. I AM FUCKING CURSED.

seems like today is a crab day

At least with Biden they had the decency of keeping him locked in. Literally every day its this boomer saying some dumb shit lol.

The market is becoming decreasingly reactive to this shit so you might be okay

tds smg

you're incredibly gay and broke if you don't have money for buy opportunities, fuck off

Half the year has gone by and the S&P500 is less than a percent from where it started. I want my fucking money now, hurry up shit market.

We're not even down much, what are you crying about? Also why would you lump sum all in after the S&P went up by like 20% in 1 month.

Trump is already older than Biden was during his term, funny how nobody brings that up.

Plunge at open, crab rest of the day.

how we look going into open
i think so, weve been crabbing for days now

using one’s right to free speech is le bad

What to slurp? My google and unh positions are already too big for me to add any more. Need some diversification.

The moving averages I keep track of are converging again, let's see if that means something after all.

what the FUCK is his problem?

DOCS

he's based as fuck

the schizo bears are out in full force. we have more room to run

Inshallah
I'm still mostly cash. I had been hoping for a dip to get back in, but NVDA's results made me think that wasn't coming. I capitulated and began buying at 9:55 AM yesterday, exactly five minutes before SPY began to doomp. That's the real slap in the face.

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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Based

Bye bye SPY!

soxl sissies...

spy not even down half a percent.

Taco trade is real because Trump always cucks out.

SOXL taking a nice dumpy, good good.
SPY being more resilent but I'm already well positioned in my play

did you forget literally last month TEMU had to add surcharges due to tariffs?

Wasn't aware of it. I don't buy from Temu. Not buying cheap Chinese landfill allows me to gamble away more money on the stock market.

I told that anon yesterday not to buy SOXL, hope he listened

under 586 and its pink wojaks

It's over.

why is russiell 2000 still green tho?

There is supposed to be a pump before the dump

Also there isn't really a reason for dumping

next week on /smg/

That fucking reporter should have kept his mouth shut.

the reporter was a plant. WWF
what they're trying to negotiate is who to blame for the AI bubble popping and dragging down the SPY: chinese twofaced underhandedness or millennial twofaced greed?

thanks for the tip on GM random anon

Wait, have even the mindbroken leftoids become bullish now? I remember a month ago you were all shorting the S&P and were convinced that Trump is going to tank the economy. How did this sentiment turn into "Trump is making too many concessions and didn't tank the economy, what a cuck!"

where are the bulls now that didnt believe me yesterday when I told we entered the sell zone ?

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Why isnt googl going up

Small businesses are abnormally resistant to supply chain shocks and temporary losses of revenue

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Anon predicted 200 of the last 5 sell zones.

was looking at ulta calls yesterday but wasnt confident. now they are up 1000s% . I should just kms

except we reached the at the Y of the X Y Z correction

what's the news anyway, why the dump

I can't keep track of whatever their current narrative is. If the EU can survive on 25% VAT taxes on all products and services domestic and imported then America can handle a 20% import on China

The fear mongering is just doom bears being retarded

GAP kek, more like GAPE

earnings EPS even beat

NVIDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

this again

zscaler up 7-8 %

sold before the earnings for a mare 5% profit

lmaoing @ me for pussying out

You know how Trump does that thing where he starts from ridiculously high demands and then walks it back to what he really wanted originally so he can look like he compromised?

Yeah he's doing that for the 10,000th time and the markets are panic buying/selling

if euro crashes under the yellow line we might win

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Difference is that stoxx 600 has a 17 p/e while the s&p is 28.

Last time I put on BYD I panic sold and lost a 3%. Then it bounced back a 5%. They do this shit constantly, I was not familiarized with their game, really. It will probably dump even more and then next week or month I'll be seeing green.

Bought SPY puts

Anyone know why Newsmax is in free fall today? Not seeing anything new that happened.

CHICAGO PMI MAY INDEX 40.5 (CONSENSUS 45.0)

I mean for it in particuar, it's dumping harder than basically anything else.

Thanks coffee anon

It's down now...
Looks like UNH is the most resilient stock afterall.

almost like the fat dementia patient has put himself into a lose/lose situation

The European mindset and American mindset are apples and oranges when it comes to the prices of goods and services.

this isnt even red, just amber. when are we getting an actual red day?

And what does that mean?

tariffs being this doomsday device that the rest of the world gets to use but America doesn't really just feels like free trade globalist retards getting mad the status quo is being challenged

trump supposedly does these master genius deals but so far he's gotten literally nothing

I’m coping that people who are getting scared out of Mag7 by all this shit will take the leap and dip buy it like me

Didn't he get China to agree to "pause" everything with a 20% tariff on our side?

All my risky stuff is pumping today and all my shorts are pumping
There truly is a god

yeah look at the trade deficit, it got cut in half

first world countries have average tariff rates of 2%, you have been conned because you are a fucking moron

I hate you retards.
Just shut the fuck up if you dont know what you are talking about

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damn is it finally time to get into unh

and can you articulate why a "trade deficit" is a bad thing or do you just blindly believe whatever ron vara i mean navarro say, none of this is any good for americans

Baited by thread clown award

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providing hard numbers

Look man, leftoids are just going to say orange man bad. They're literally hoping for catastrophe even more than Anon Babble does.

t. retard who thinks tariffs won't raise prices

What’s going to be nvidias bottom, bros? I want to sluuuuurp

I'm not talking tariffs here at all, I'm just saying that Americans are accustomed to lower prices for things in general compared to Europeans. Americans are very price sensitive, and when prices go up people start bitching.

It has pumped over the last 3 weekends
Will we get a fourth?
I might buy more before close

They're literally hoping for catastrophe even more than Anon Babble does.

I refuse to believe that's possible.

The last two digits of this post

Business stockpiled beforehand in anticipation of tariffs, of course they're buying less now. It's irrelevant in the first place because it's unanimously agreed amongst economists that trade deficits don't matter.

We been pumping for a month thoughbeit

coffee drinkers are junkies

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trump has already proven himself an utterly incompetent clown and the midterms are already a guaranteed slaughter for republicans lol

literally everyone disagreeing with me is a leftie

It's all so tiresome

I guess the bottom is in already

OMG THE CONSUMER IS NOT AS UNHAPPY ANYMORE AS PREVIOUSLY BUY BUY BUY BYU

University of Michigan sentiment for May final 52.2 vs.51.0 estimate

same value as last month

Oh no
Anyway...

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here’s some hard WINNING numbers

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rip the poor bastards holding onto UNH $300p

the EU literally has a VAT tax of 25% on everything and they're doing fine retard

MY LVMH BAGS

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AI will increase global GDP by 3% this decade

nothing ever happens

they are claiming that the modern countries (kek at the EU being a modern country) only use 2% tariffs

and just ignore the massive VAT taxes on everything and inflation being fine
its europoor hypocrisy

they're doing fine retard

why do you think we call them europoors?

Bait

Don't consumers like always consume? Like if you talk to people it is all about the latest phone, buying a nice car, getting a house, going on trips. Rarely do you hear anyone talk about saving unless they are saving for something.

WTFWT

Tariffs, yes, are deflationary in nature for the US. Deflation doesn't mean prices go down though necessarily.
Not sure what this has to do with your original post where I called you retarded for though.

It's different per country, usually food items, transport among others are taxed at 10% or lower
B2B is deductible

thats the sell signal. thats why everything has been freefalling the past 3 days

you don't know the difference between taxes and tariffs?

I bought the top of unh..

Aren't the democrats at a record low approval rating? Trump is absolutely going to be in trouble if the tariff stuff isn't resolved by the midterms, but if it is resolved and the market is up, democrats will have absolutely nothing. Their overall agenda is as unpopular as it can possibly be with the average voter whereis republicans firmly have taken the winning side of almost every 80/20 issue.

The point though is that it's massively hypocritical and retarded to call Trump retarded for putting what is essentially a VAT tax on imports only (tariffs) while ignoring the fact that EU's have had VAT taxes near 20% for years to the point that a massive portion of their budget is from VAT taxes

Like jesus christ. This is why everyone is so god damn sick and tired of dealing with liberals and europeans

"We only use a 2% tariff you dump American!"

yeah but you have a 25% VAT on everything

"But that's not called a tariff!"

like jesus christ what are we in highschool? Fucking kill yourself

Nobody likes to say he's doing bad. Except germans.

Bait

How does it feel being the smartest guy on Anon Babble?

democrats are literally at half his approval rating or something
it's a big reason the shills are spamming the taco bullshit because his support went UP after all the tariffs

Don’t make me tap the sign

Why is there always a ridiculous V recovery, every single time

Democrats still aim for the woke faggot crowd they have absolutely nothing on Trump. The average person doesn't care about stocks

The tariff only hits foreign stuff. The VAT applies to everything. What's so hard to get about that? Are you like retarded or something?

Value Added Taxes taxes

Damn, 600 USD a pop must really sting anon

Because you didn't listen
So you didn't learn

The last two digits of this post

$66 sounds about right actually

?

trumpism has been losing globally, he’s getting utterly shitstomped in the midterms

Chewy anon here. My women's underwear investment is still in the red. But they got their website back, so I'm hoping it goes green today. I bought the dip yesterday to help mitigate the loss.

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trumpism has been losing globally

Lmao patently false. This is some insane amounts of cope.

It's just like one of my crypto shitcoins

When are (((((economists)))) going to admit trump is right? Reducing shitskins who depress wages brings inflation down and increases median income and quality of life.

I would buy some but there's no way I'd hold that shit over the weekend

retail has become more scared of missing out on a rally than of holding bags for a little while.

my strategy is to buy

Trumpism is an American fenomenon, don't sort us with pseudo-Maoist H1B loving post-ethnic American fascism

Why is a Toyota Tacoma 50 thousand dollars?

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They're spelled differently, for one.

Why is a Toyota Tacoma 50 thousand dollars?

Because people pay it.

People are really dumb.

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pseudo-Maoist H1B loving post-ethnic American fascism

what HRT does to a mother fucker

are we going to actually have follow through or will it just go back to red at end of the day

UNHygenic Chads we are winning

Googlie Mooglies its so over

HOW IS THIS GARBAGE MARKET STILL GOING UP
MY SPY PUTS ARE FUCKED ITS SO JOEVER
7X586P @ 0.90 AVG
2X587P @ 1.74 AVG
IM BROKE
PLEASE LORDS BOGDANOFF JUST ONE GREEN CANDLE I DONT MISS OR PANIC SELL ON
WHEN I PANIC SELL AT MINIMUM GAIN IT SHOOTS TO THE MOON AND WHEN I DONT IT GOES TO THE SHITTER
WHY

what a retarded rally

Is it really true that Tim Cook really still calls them that in the earnings calls

Because you are being a good goy who buys 0dtes for the jew bots to gobble up, stop doing that and do CSPS

Anything can be true if you believe in it.

BEARS SLAUGHTERED

-0.1%

mumus cumming in their undies

Fuckin A mang
Also indeed UNH carrying my entire dogshit port this week into green, LEL

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Is the Honda CR-V still biz approved? I like the rims on the 2020 to 2022.

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GOOGLIE MOOGLIES we have just bottomed. Commence bouncing to the moon, I hope you are strapped in.

RAV4 PHEV chad here, lick my taint you fucking cuck

Yes but the new AC systems are prone to early failure and the paint is still mid quality.

everything up so hard just to cover my shitty leveraged mstr position

So you paid 10 thousand more to save 1000 in gas a year? That is not biz approved. RAV4 is fine though.

Aren't lots of Hondas notorious for having trouble with their continuously variable trannies?

That's really Nissan. My 2009 Honda Fit is fine.

Today's chart so far reminds me of a certain food, like you could hold it in your hand. I can't put my finger on it though.

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An ice cream cone?

Burgers?

$6500 credit on leases, paid off immediately, so it's more like $4000 more to save $1000 a year on gas. Also, double the tow capacity of the RAV4. I mostly drive under 30 miles a day, so it's perfect for me, haven't filled it up since I got it four months ago.

intel back under 20

Go for the jazz it's about 62 MPG on a 10,6 gallon tank
I think mine has about 125k miles without any major maintenance. Brakes are still perfect and won't have to be replaced for another 125k
Little fucked saved me a fuckton with fuel prices pumping

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Lil bit of chicken fried
Good to know, thanks. I'm in the market for a used daily driver for the wife.

That's not bad then if the battery gets you ten years to 80%. Be sure to put stabil in the gas tank if you aren't using it that long.

Half eaten croissant?

lost in romania

lost in Australia

lost in Canada

losing losing losing, every candidate that supported trump is now losing BIGLY

Maybe, i've lost just as much as ive gained with 0dte's, and AS SOON AS I SELL TO LIMIT LOSSES, ITS GONNA MOON
fuckin swear dude
shoulda sold my goog calls when i was at 1500$ profit on 3x 180c 20/06

RAV4 PHEV

Probably the best normie car on the market today. Add in the electric only range and it's great for short commutes if you have a place to charge at home.

My 09 Fit (jazz) gets 30mpg. They don't make them anymore in the US. Replaced with the HR-V. I'd rather have the better CR-V.

this is like the 20th day in a row with a V opening
fags never learn

Your welcome. You gotta watch cause lots of people will trash the CVT like Honda because they would rather have a standard transmission. But Honda doesn't have the problems Nissan has with them.

Good advice I am sorry I called you a cuck

Car comes with a charger for a standard 120v outlet, battery charges to full in 12 hours on it. I love this family mobile so much.

Honda's never fucking break. At least the old models. I got mine over 200,000 miles and it's fine

i hope yall bought calls on gm or tesla

Don't have time to watch it anymore.....Does he still go on tv? when was he last on and what is his current sentiment bros?

a chip perhaps?
its nice to see NVDA and SPY diverge.

anon that bought GME is doing better than SOXL

tale as old as time

Half the fun of Anon Babble is getting called a fag then continuing to talk and enjoy yourself.

Made 65$ :)

RAV4 is prolly better than the CR-V desu if you have to have an SUV

I genuinely want to beat some users here to death but i'd be faggy to rage quit

Someone also told me not to buy 2 days ago at 15 but I'm still up. Not too worried about it

he retired after he got 2024 wrong

so you're not having a good morning ?

Watch out guys, we've got a trained navy seal here

Ulta, Hims
Any other companies that exploit peoples insecurities? These seem to perform really well

They are very similar. I was watching videos comparing them. I'm just more familiar with the Honda's now. CR-V does have a little more room in the back. Plus Toyota just announced they will all be hybrids going forward. I don't want a hybrid.

opinions on picking up some Boeing calls for next week at the end of the day

Harley Davidson

rage quit

ESL

Money is clearly rotating into PLTR today

PLTR calls
FNMA calls

arlier this week, Fannie Mae (FNMA) launched an AI-powered Crime Detection Unit in partnership with Palantir to combat mortgage fraud in the U.S. housing market. The new platform utilizes artificial intelligence and machine learning to analyze millions of datasets, finding previously undetectable fraudulent patterns.

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lmao

the liberals are upsetting me
its like they purposely want to act as tranny as possible

Made one of my twice monthly deposits into the account

crwv is a fucking contrarian ass stock. why is it up when everything else is cratering?

large data analytics

but ai

Can't help but think that it's going to get very racist. Tay's Law is an inevitability.

Is one bigger than the other? I make a small one when the rent / utilities / credit card is due.

Hybrid is the best way to save money.
Longevity of the batteries is also better preserved compared to full electric
I do like Hondas, and Jap cars in general, being more clean, less bullshit

Based. I got my wife a Prius PHEV used for around 28k out the door. Having the option to use gas for long trips is great, meanwhile 99% of her drives are to and from work and that's always on the battery. We save so much on gas.

You guys are SURE you don’t want a seat on the UNH-EXPRESS WEEKEND SERVICE ?
Probably the ozempic and similars providers if

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you chose to enter the fighting dojo instead of having a harmonious morning. much of it is your own fault. i just hate to see you so upset so early. hope you can find some peace and make today special.

vix in freefall

Nah, they're both the same size. I'm stretched a little thinner when the mortgage is due but not too bad. I could probably increase one of the deposits a little bit though now that you mention it.

work is annoying mostly why upset
dumb boss

I can wrench. So I would rather give her a tuneup and get the older girl to new performance than deal with battery cell degradation. Besides cars are so expensive and I'll be buying a 4 year old CR-V by the time I save up for one.

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i'm sorry to hear that. tell me about it. maybe i can help.

than deal with battery cell degradation

That's mostly reliant on how the manufacturer does charge logic. Toyota cycles between 20%-80%, which keeps them running fine. They used to be extremely conservative with a 40%-60% charge cycling. That's how they keep the batteries lasting the way they do.

Then you have Stellantis that does 5%-95% and wonder why their Jeep hybrid keeps catching on fire.

clearly, thinking UNH topped out at $302 today was a mistake

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, thoughbeit you can't pick your friend's nose fr fr 'd 'o many have been saying this.

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Has anyone bought a buttplug thing for their iPhone lightning port? With AirPods now I don’t need it and I want to treat her

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fuck’s sake I really missed out not buying into SBET

wat

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This image has a deeper meaning from /bant-times. You don't want to know. You don't want it to reemerge here.

Jeep hybrid

I don't know who was even asking for one of those. I saw so many piled up at various dealerships last time I had a roadtrip. Just lines and lines of the things that didn't appear to be moving.
I haven't checked on sales numbers, so maybe my impression is wrong.

But it did top at 305, down to 295 we go

being a leftoid is when you disagree with left wing (protectionist) trade policy

Wow 3 whole countries lmao, this is hysterical. One of which where nearly half the country almost elected another Viktor Orban style President (assuming the election wasn't stolen, of which there is an investigation is pending right now- it almost certainly was).