/SMG/ Stock Market General

I had to take apart mine and resolder a part cause the middle mouse button wouldn't click. Also had to 3D print a battery lid. But I like my G602 too much to get rid of it.

How dumb would it be to go all in on INTC now?

Rebind right click to keyboard

Crowdstrike

P/E -5000

What in the actual fuck?

if you missed this rally probably wait for a pullback to 123 range it swings 4-7% daily on the regular. pretty good volatile stock to swing trade. going higher long term though. it is the glowie's choice

Canada are you okay, are you okay Canada?

I use a Virpil Constellation Alpha Prime with the Flightstick Z-Extension and my own custom software as a mouse. Very responsive, very comfortable, and very good for preventing RSI.

Thinking of making a pair of custom datagloves to type on a FIK.

Thanks anon, will add it to my list

god i hope so

theres an anon that works for CRWD and has some massive bags of the company stock he is the resident expert on that one. Broadcom is the better bet for next week and could bring SOXL / semis higher. Pretty sure facebook is going to start buying chips from them soon

business-reporter.co.uk/management/jpm-says-meta-will-become-broadcoms-next-billion-dollar-customer

Reminder that Microstrategy (ticker: $MSTR) will shortly return to its fair valuation of 20 United States Dollars per share

Is this UNH? Reddit put amigo? In front of all the chicks?

It's a B100. I'm just gonna buy another one for 4-5€

Just buy the OEM Dell mice if you're going to go for a basic mouse. For some reason they last a retardedly long time.

That's like the cheapest mouse you can buy...lol

finally pozz on ytd for SPY

starts crabbing down in the morning

ffs

News?

beats earnings, pumps

gets half of its gains eaten by market crabbing yesterday

dumps the next day

Thank you NVDA, very cool!

I'm only watching women's underwear.
And we good!

Both at least survived more than 1, rather 2 yeary. That's ok.
In this time and age I'm not gonna bet a new mouse +30€ is going to last longer.

My MX510 back then lasted 10 years.

This isn't reddit, you can call whatever stock by its actual name without getting banned or summoning a heckin chungus bot

Seriously can Trump just not post like a retard about China? Not because I am in with any chink stock, but because it is causing electronic components on alibaba to either stop shipping here or become not cost effective for my side hustle of building custom electronics and robots.

Based Eelchad, may your day be crispy.

what did he mean with this

I can't let her go...

I would rather call it the underwear stock.

its because I had a strangle on NVDA and the price gap was right under my breakeven. perfectly good trade if you ask me

It’s joke

You can call it that on reddit

MAs touch

Price dumps

It really is that simple. Why didnt you go all in puts?

I hate reddit and nuked my account there years ago.

When does VSCO sell all their product? Christmas and valentines day? Sounds like q1 and q4 are the only ones that matter. Gambling on their earnings call next week sounds like a bad play if it's q2 and there's no sex holiday.
Their pink brand is the moneymaker but I doubt there's any seasonal fluctuation in demand there, bitches always need bras

ever having had an account

What a fascinating thing to admit

That's a lot of buttons

Wtf why did nobody tell me about unity. you bastards..

he doesnt know about IV crush

you always exit in the first hour a day after the beat, they take it right back down so option writers keep the premium and it doesnt pay out. wouldnt be surprised to see a green day next week that brings it right back up to 140s

what they really need is for Xi to bend the knee and placate Trump so it can start printing this sweet china revenue that is currently not factored in. slim chance on that though

4U

WE'RE FUCKED

I'm surprised Russia didn't slap Microshit down before this. They shut down McDonalds and then Nationalized all the locations into a new brand of burger joint call Vkusno & Tochka

unh dump after the meeting?

Wow that guy that was spamming about unity for a year actually was right.

based chewy anon

youtube.com/watch?v=_bDSyy7zW24

what meeting?

75% of pbtid are about reddit

kill yourself faggot

apparently they have it soon

X-DDDDDDDDDD
do you like the crabbening?

can someone in the WH just take Trump's phone away? treat him like a little kid with screentime limitations. and put parental controls over the truth social app on his phone.

so sick and tired of the constant random dips spawned from his twitterfingers.

getting constipated over someone's post history

They do that on this other website too...

thanks just lost everything

I'm sorry but you guys use way too many vowels in your language

Why is Trump having another press conference with Musk? I thought Musk hit the limit of his special position and was going back to focus on his shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=2hmPAD1QOUc

Biweekly check-in: what is /smg/ listening to today?
youtube.com/watch?v=uDIwokWI5S0

Bought myself some Broadcom. Lets see how it turns out.

Here is my favorite animated crab. It is cute and made of yarn.

MARINA

New album finna be sweet. I don’t like the choruses as much as the verses so far though
youtu.be/YbQYrVILo6o?si=Bbqg6u8ac114JFQ8

It's not looking good bro. Maybe you guys should import some more indians. I am sure that this time it will work out.

Skill issue.
Also, trump speaks in a few hours right? After the taco shit and ramping up the trade war with China again, thats another reason to think it will dump again

China's US Embassy spokesperson:

Both China and US have maintained communication over their respective concerns in the economic and trade fields on various bilateral and multilateral occasions at multiple levels.
China has repeatedly raised concerns regarding US abuse of export control measures and semiconductor sector and other related practices.
China urges US to cease discriminatory restrictions and jointly uphold the consensus reached at the high level talks in Geneva.
The comments are in reaction to/in response to the post from Pres. Trump this morning:

I am not sure there will ever be a solution. The US will not trust China. China will not give up all it does or its sovereignty. It might be that if Apple can't produce in the US competitively, consumers go to Mexico or Canada to buy iPhones or gets them off smuggling boats off the coast of Florida. Drug runners will become iPhone runners. China will smuggle chips into its country.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Why do iphones have to be 500000 dollars but google can sell a phone for 700 dollars

I just read the news again.

dubs and i buy 0dte unity put

what now

No, I can't say I do.

Trucker's Delight EP from Flairs, specifically this remix
youtube.com/watch?v=MXaBBQz0XRE

two hours

so about 3 days ago was where the bear season started? its been struggling to go any higher and all the greens just keep getting purged

The iPhone 16 is $800 and the 16e $600. Seems close. My 16 Pro did cost $1000 though.

unh dump now?

Not sure why. Trump is a chicken.

Designing it in Californa is expensive.

Honestly, I'm not particularly fond of her more recent music. I thought Love+Fear was a mixed bag, and everything after that has just been less inventive than her previous work. She's been struggling to convey a message in her songs while keeping it pleasing to the ear. I also miss the "throaty" style of her earlier stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=LWjtItZ7MJs
Bookmarked.

SPICY TACO AYE-YI-YI!

nvda is ovrvalued, simple as

meaningless in this market

Japan governments economy minister Akazawa met with US treasury secretary Bessent and Commerce Secretary Lutnick for 130 minutes:

They agreed to accelerate trade talks, hold discussions again before G7 summit
US and Japan have deepened understanding of each other's positions, made progress towards a trade deal.

=========================

White House Chief of Staff Miller has been sent out to speak about China:

China must show its commitment to a rules-based international order.
Trump's hope is that China will choose the path of cooperation and common ground.

RGC went up another 20% and is approaching 1k/share

NVDA dumping

DJT pumping

not when its dumping
...because its overvalued and a scam

+0.13

Does anyone hear circus music approaching?

This could be us:
youtube.com/watch?v=37ptdYkJ1d0

Goodbye meeting. Would be great if they sperg out at each other but it's more likely they'll just suck each others dicks for an hour.

Bookmarked.

Check out the music video of the original version of the song, it is jokes.
Also Virgo Space Acide from GiGi FM is pretty good, cheggidout
gigifm.bandcamp.com/album/virgo-space-acid-2

This post has same energy

more likely they'll just suck each others dicks for an hour.

Pretty much what I figured.

might just read more news later. you'll let me know.

NVII

wake up babe a new covered call fund just dropped
buy ze dip

Designing it in Californa is expensive.

Apple be like we can't build in America it is too expensive!
Me: Well then you are paying way too much to design them in America. Better move that to China!

how to instantly lose all your ip

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=fphK5sonBDc

Someone posted it a week ago.

I'm all for chyna saving us from Nvidia's jewishery.
t.gamer

They have done that themself.

can president retard please do something about cannabis already. how the fuck has nothing been done about this already

HUGE sell signal

awful

what do yall think of NVO. looks like a decent long term hold

based
gamers win

Im finally feeling like investing doing something with my money. I got 30k and feel like investing 5k. Is now a good time to enter the market?

we're at the literal 10-year pico-top son just wait for the -20% drawdown

It gets better a minute in, then great two minutes in.

Explain? Is there about to be a big dip thanks to taco don?

it's literally over

I would literally never buy or use this and if someone tricked me into it I would rampage

das bringt den reissack zum fallen

Until Chinese GPUs are on the shelves and numerous benchmarks have been done I won't believe shit.
Chinks fucking love to boast with articles but it never actually becomes a reality.

Well Nigvidya sisters at least Leather Jacket man got to dump a bunch of shares at a good price

I’d rather buy AMD or Intel GPUs at that point.

The last time China announced they indigenously produced a competitive chip, it turned out it was just a relidded intel CPU. I guess their idea of indigenous production is really vague.

What happened to 3D chess?

msn.com/en-us/money/companies/ceo-jensen-huang-to-sell-800-million-of-nvidia-stock/ar-AA1FI4yo

Based but he does this every year

Look man, if there is at least 1 Chinese person working in intel or nvidia, it’s basically a native Chinese product!

3D won't cut it any longer

It's over

any weekend plays? thinking about picking up some june 6 calls on boeing.

Look man, if there is at least 1 Chinese person working in intel or nvidia, it’s basically a native Chinese product!

Ok, Senator Warren

I wish I could sell a quarter million shares of something whenever I needed some cash

damn unh is rising again

holding anything over the weekend right now is risky

HIMS is better they can sell the same GLP-1 shit and dick pills, psych meds etc
also kind of a meme stock

hims.com/novo-nordisk-collaboration

This is also why China thinks they own the US. A Chinese diplomat took a shit in one of the restrooms and now the CCP thinks they own the damn place.

never mind lol
unh is a shitcoin

isn't that similar to some of the current squatters rights and laws and shit in the US?
what's there to complain about?
kind of not chinkbro's problem...

yes I was looking at it but it looks to late to get in before it corrects plus novo down alot yearly. I dont really know tho

isn't that similar to some of the current squatters rights and laws and shit in the US?

Hell if I know, all the more reason to revoke squatter's rights in totality.

clearly it's a bull market

has to pay out fucking bears every fucking day

SOXL BELOW $16

The Intel graph is truly a nightmare. If you bought on release at 2000 and held to today you'd have made +7%.

Nothingburger. The Chinese claimed virtually the same thing several years ago and it turned out to be nothing.

tbf, run that through a dividend reinvestment calculator.
probably not much better but at least more realistic.

i am barely resisting the urge to throw 10k at it because i know it'll dead cat bounce to at least 20 sometime between now and july...

80%

what a leet Anon

its sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo over

No options for it so who cares. Too risky to short on margin so there's nothing anyone here can really do unless you dare to risk that much capital

From 86 cents to 2.50 bucks. Is it so easy to triple your account?

why

Wtfwt

i'm done. it's over.

soxl is fucking dying

down it goes

holy red candle

Oh no, it's like DeepSeek all over again!

another nothingburger

No

something like 90+% of companies go to zero long term, and that's real companies

of the entire basket of tech in 2000, only apple is doing okay afaik. and they haven't being growing for years and their business strategy is literally being a monopoly lol

lower

did trump just say some dumb shit or what happened

SOXL

weren't you guys having a giggle at GME's -10% day? lmao

I really did buy the fucking top again

everything okay guys?

IT'S STILL FALLING. STOP.

60436352
i told you
but you said

The taco has caused a shart

should have held my SBIT and SOXS

nothingburger

chink shit and being opensource literally blew up the entire fucking western business model towards these things, doesn't matter how much china spent or us companies spent on it

no consumer is going to pay 20 bucks a month for the top of the line chatbots and they literally assumed they'd be pushing netflix subscriptions numbers off this shit, ALREADY

so you sound like a fucking retard, m8

he bought?

i will buy the exact picobottom of soxl at $15.19 then it will go to $60 and i will wagmi

can he just be normal for at least one fucking day?

in theory yes in practice no, a lot of it is psychological especially with large amounts

ITS HAPPENING

they shut down Macdonald's

Mcdonald's left the market the Russians then the Russians made a clone by combining the franchises in the country

It works til it doesn't

You guys shouldn't have made from of Trump. Now he's going to start WW3 to protect his ego. He's not going to back down because you made fun of him.

dump cancelled i guess

DOG I TOLD YOU
I T O L D YOU ABOUT THE MOVING AVERAGES
YOU DIDNT LISTEN. YOU LIKE BEING POOR

Boy howdy am I glad I put everything into TSLZ.
[spoiler] At 1.70 about a week ago, but still. [/spoiler]

bUS Plans Wider China Tech Sanctions With Subsidiary Crackdown - BBG

- Rule Would Cover Subsidiaries Of Chinese Firms Under US Curbs
- People Familiar With Matter Describe Bid To Target Subsidiaries

and the dump is over

Fuck off chink, the consumers will continue to buy whatever the best name brand slop is and it isn't china's shit as proven by how widely adopted DeepSeek is. We were just at January's high. Get a grip.

nice. would get if it works well on gnu

getting tired of generational bottoms every 2 weeks

Someone called him TACO so of course he was going to sperge out

Just buy at the generational bottom and sell at the top.

is the dump over already?

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

LOL
Made me think of this

SLURP IT UP GUYS ITS TIME FOR A SOXL/TQQQ SWING TRADE TO SAVE YOUR DAY

lets taco 'bout it faggot
two more weeks trvst the plan
tired of winning yet mucuck?

wow and theres still at least 3½ years of this left

my shit is already back

I miss Sleepy Joe's market.

Just buy the dip anon

Oddly enough, that's what the President Harris dimension is saying.

DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

when can I slurp?

the speculators will own nothing and be happy
the leddit brampf cope is insane. They'd rather their 4 figure poorfolio be up 5% YTD than not have trannie death squads killing straight people and open borders.

Depends how bad gop gets slaughtered in the midterms
I expect a lot of young shitlibs to make it into the house

I'm waiting for at least sub-$580 SPY to slurp a little

is retail finally getting the hint?

yeah it was a beautiful market. i made some gains every day. now its impossible since any second trump could post something that causes a massive sweep and wipes out everything

yeah ha ha. it really muddied who was actually a good trader and who wasn't. Everyone's a genius in a bull market bud.

What hint? That their 50 thousand dollar Tacoma is worth shit and that their 400k houses are made of junk particle board? No I think retail if anything buys more stuff.

dont care
still slurping

Volatility le bad

I don't know how the 0DTE addicts do it, man. I'd be fucking terrified of a random "Truth" obliterating my position at any moment.
I mean I guess today is a bit different, people were expecting him to shart because of the court decision (even though its been stayed pending appeal). Looks like they were right.

whats the news??

see

yeah im happy with 20-60% per day and biden gave that. sure i might now make 200% in a day but that doesn't bring much joy when it disappears the next day

bros wtf happened?

ngmi

Orange Man did a thing

dumdum journalist made trump angry and he is now getting his revenge on the wall street

It’s over.

Biden had butt cancer and dementia, that fake and gay growth needed trump correction.

Heartburn from the tacos.

spy is approaching its reasonable price of 450

market calls trump a chicken for always bluffing

he increases trade war

market IMMEDIATELY cucks

bros what happened to the TACO theory?

honestly mostly its the brokers fault. they lack some essential features. would switch but i would probably have to forget payslips and im too lazy for that and the current broker mostly works well enough

Reminder that red days are for slurping and Green Days for selling

3 years of this
This reality show sucks

you can come down fast from both sides of the taco :)

Sooo about 3% dump followed by a 6% pump?

Trump seems to have been sperging out about China not fulfilling their duty of shipping critical minerals

I guess the chinese are
1. trying to make him mad and show power
2. not trusting Trump to play fair afterwards

What are we slurping bros? Waiting for pltr and nvda to drop a bit more before I start slurping.

Man. market folded immediately bros.

yeah trump, we're catching on to you back tracking everything you say. We're pricing it in now

trump does a thing

HOOOOOLY SHIT SELL SELL SELL WTF WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS HE'S SERIOUS THIS TIME ABANDON TACO THEORY HE WONT CHICKEN OUT THIS TIME GUYS SELL SELL SELL

so who wants to be the first to admit that nvidia was full of shit after all?
PT = $70
faggots deny that

New thread theme (as the markets have changed):
youtube.com/watch?v=PTZgxW_3LIQ

VSCO

I AM SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THIS FLIP FLOPPING BULLSHIT PUMP AND DUMP EVERY WEEK MARKET JESUS CHRIST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

hah yeah they call trump retarded but take a look at this market bro

We voted for a clown!

You're not mad at the flip flopping, you're mad retail ran out of money and isn't buying le dip anymore lmfao
Eat shit mumu

We

not all of us are cuckmala sneeds 4 hairy

Why do they call it heartburn in english, it's obviously not the fuckin heart you feel the burn in. Like what the hell is that

thinking retail has any effect on this market

shiggy

I didn't vote for it
Sleepy Joe made line go up
I wouldve voted for his cancer tumor

Why do you keep shilling this anon. Convince me

How does he do it folks?

bears get fucked too when the sweeps hit. when shorting/longing a 1% underlying change is a 100% loss or gain

I'm really sick of this orange nigger spouting shit every odd week and sinking the market. Come next week I'll sell all of my SP500, tired of this shit.

At this point I really want China to win over the US, they are starting to seem like the reasonable side.

Are we crashing because bitcoin is crashing because China just made it illegal to own. I thought shitcoin was supposed to be tied to stocks now not the other way around fuk

DELET THIS

Pretty sure this wallet is indefinitely lost forever and the guy forgot the password

they went down 10% cause of a cyberattack which took down their website (it is up now)

they have an investor buying up and trying to take control of the company

earnings are expected to be good

price targets are higher than the current price

earnings next week

women continue to buy and buy and buy

I voted for this

The burning sensation you get feels like it's near the heart.

The Elon meeting is just gonna be a dick measuring contest isn’t it?
Dare I say

Priced in

I think we may have hit the bottom for the day, but Trump speaks in 30 minutes and I'm betting on another smaller dump before closing my short position

4

that's fine, quantum computing will just crack the satoshi wallet password
and which ever quantum computing company DOES that will immediately be super wealthy

it will all get wiped out over the weekend, just like last week.

dump on news

try a V again

I laugh every time I read the old ass $DXY news on ThinkOrSwim and it says:

Citi: Expect a stronger dollar if Trump wins the elections

08/29/24

Time to choose!

3/8" for me
Those are some tasty looking 3D fries

Repeat

load quantum immortality

thank you president faggot retard!

3/8ths I think are superior fries. You get enough non-crispy potato in the center to add to the crispy exterior. 1/4th has a good chance of just being mostly crispy skin with very little meat to it.
1/2 is okay, and wedges are a sometimes thing but not something I usually have a huge hankering for.

1/2, especially for poutine.

try not to blow a gasket troon

I had an itchy spot above my eyebrow and I scratched at it a lot and it kept getting itchier until I had to start scraping at it with the awl on my swiss army knife and now it finally isn't itching but a stream of blood went down my face, blood red. Just like the charts.

What happened, does your Real ID say male?

THANK YOU PRESIDENT STUPID IDIOT CUNT BASTARD

3/8"
thanks.
too thin bad
too thick bad

I voted for this

Ayo this nigga crashing out