/smg/ - Stock Market General:

They made us watch that scared straight program in school. Not that comedy bit you posted on it. I'm 43 and never been arrested. So same as back then it didn't apply to me.

they weren’t nsfw mods are being faggots as usual

idk whether to buy soxl now or wait

mods are being faggots as usual

You think they would have learned their fucking lesson after being doxed.

d00000d that one was not ok

Stop buying

Is the whole market just sitting on their ASS waiting for NVDA or something? This crabbing is so fucking GAY

just allow a red day for once

all bobo's getting antsy will be punished.

Is the whole market just sitting on their ASS waiting for NVDA or something

More or less

its the only chart i'm looking at yeah

take the scalp profit now

gamble on earnings

decisions decisions

Be careful what you wish for.

SOXL

NEED another 9%

bro, SOXL is going up to at LEAST $60!!! Diamond hands hodl!!! Diamond!! Hands!! HODLLL!!!

green nvda dildo after hours pulling the whole market up.

ASMB stock ladies!
Assembly Bio
It will be bought!

how does linking your broker in tradingview work? can you just trade on the tradingview site?
would you guys recommend it?

Ride to Valhalla
Fully leveraged as much as I could

Lotto tickets that will either print or ruin my vacation

my smoke detector is chirping
can I use the forbidden word

yes, I think it's a few dollars a month. I like it.

EVERYONE is saying that so now I think the opposite will happen.
Dare I say, MAGA Based!

Based

linking your broker

I don't even link my Steam account and you want to link all your money???? NO!!!

come to bant white man

Deirdre Bosa's tits looking huge today think she is hurtin for a squirtin from my BWC

I was there and it was good. But it was time to reunite the tribes.

a few dollars

no? should be free
you really trust a broker with your money? NO!!!

is it safe to assume the market is dumping if NVDA misses

Sell NVDA or hold? Those CC options are also looking pretty good….

Sell

Lil more. Mood is gonna be either seriously ruined or euphoric in slightly over 2 hours

Will it form the right shoulder?

in the same boat
brain is telling me to sell half/run half
dick is telling me to hold it all
what to do what to do

Selling 150C weeklies seems like a safe bet for some insurance

buy stock

next day drops 10% for no reason

I guess I just suck at random events, bros.

Trying to set up autopay on a bank of america account that I 0% apr transfered is fucking painful

10%

Just average down bro. I'm up $30k AND just paid off my car.

we rise?

Brain is telling me to sell, past few earnings where NVDA beats they still dump anyway. On the other hand I feel like they’ll recover relatively quickly. A cc could just get me a few hundred bucks and let me keep the stock.

This but unironically

Nice on the car. I do plan on buying more. Just annoying when my luck always seems so bad.

You scared me, I sold another 1/6 just to be safe.

days are just not allowed to be even slightly red

I feel that the gains on the CRWV investment are going to surprise some and somehow not factored in. China 5.5B hit was already announced weeks ago and Saudi took the place for the majority of that spend. Just need to hope they can keep selling to China

Also someone just but a shitload of QQQ 0DTEs

Sold off my tech related stocks, some at a profit, some at a bit above break even. I don't trust this NVDA stink bomb.

I regret I didnt sell half last week, though I 100% relate to what you are saying. I love Nvidia, I hate them market so it's tough.

Also someone just but a shitload of QQQ 0DTEs

That was me it's going to pump up until close

It's tough timing the lows. Fingers crossed you can catch a retard pump out of nowhere.

If anything it will probably be a nothing burger -2%. I doubt we will get raining blood from the majestic 7

Stealing from an empty thread.
NVDA
Last closing price : $135.50
Prev Q actual EPS : $0.91
Upcoming Q est EPS : $0.75
Retained earnings per share : $2.79
Annual dividend per share : $0.04
52-wk high : $153.13
52-wk low : $86.62
To put this in perspective:
If you pay $135.50, you will get 1 share in a company that will "entitle" you to $2.79 of the pile of all money they've already made, as well as less than a dollar's worth of both bottom-line profit and distributed dividends combined, every quarter. That's a 0.07% quarterly earnings yield. That's less than half the earnings yield of the SP500.
In order to match the market's earnings yield, NVDA would need to make earnings of over $60 billion in Q1 2025 alone. That's over $100 billion in revenue in Q1.
Market analysts say the public should be excited about their forecast that NVDA will report earnings of $43.28 billion, which is $16 billion less than they need to match the performance of SPY.
The only thing that you'll benefit from by buying this stock is if you can sell it after you buy to somebody willing to pay more than you did for it: the greater fool.
It's a meme stock: there's no value in holding it long-term.
It has 67.51% institutional ownership.
If the only value that can be gotten from trading it is in selling it, who do you think is going to be first to sell?
Who do you think is going to sell at the top, and who will hold until the bottom?
Institutions or retail?
Have fun!

Nvidia is going to tank the market, no good new will reinforce this, and the bond market will have what it needs to actually throw a real shit fit.
Cant figure what happens after that though, and we are only weeks or days away.

kek

i'm makin a lil bit of money today
hopefully more after hours

youtube.com/watch?v=TyA8sV7x7fI

its time for institutions to do the old after hours rugpull on retail NVDA holders. then retail sell hard tomorrow trying to bail and institutions buy it all back up after lunch.

TEM

Uh oh stinky Paul Pelosi’s favorite AI stock isn’t doing so good today

Buying opportunity here

Is anyone else getting frustrated by how... fraudulent everything is now? Crooks and charlatans have always existed, but now no one seems to care or call them out except for leftist shitters, but we know they'd be totally fine with the fraud if it were someone on their side doing it so their voices don't count. Feels like living in an asylum.

If it dumps, retail will just buy the dip tomorrow

go cry on reddit

Trump says he’s not ‘chickening out’ on trade: ‘It’s called negotiation’

kek
A little worried that this means that he's going to do more more trade shit just to satisfy his ego.

This is cope. Markets are never rational you retard. NVDA is going to pump hard.

probably a good time to buy UVIX

Federal Reserve Minutes Flag Tariff-Driven Inflation, Eye US Market Volatility As Economic Risk

Jerome pls do something it's crashing

news...

wtf just happened

At 2:45 exactly everything falls at the same time

How did he know?

bro wtf just happened to tqqq

Seriously what happened. I cant find anything

nvda leak?

idk, but I bought nq at 21404 and sold at 21455 in about 10 seconds kek

I think we have reached the Tour de France levels of scams. The competition is just so intense, that cheating is the only way to win. Exactly like how online games are, except in real life.

I can't help but notice the hysterical frothing doombull faggot from two threads ago isn't saying anything rn

youtube.com/watch?v=wx6_MWVHZ4g

Eeeeeehm guys? That candle looks scary. Also I had a lot of bears in my captcha just now

Aaaaand the dump has been completely re-slurped. Great job doing absolutely nothing as always, market. Even when the market does something, it does nothing.

Turned to 10% volume and it still feels like it is high. Annoying video. Also typical anime tits where they can't show the nipple.

We are V'ing back up trust the plan
watchin Martin Shkreli right now and he says NVDA will post a solid beat. RIP his quantum positions though

Maybe someone at the FED had to take a piss for a minute. Wonder how much longer they are gonna prop this shit up.
We need a healthy pull back, if not a depression kek

Why are the losers with the worst reading comprehension always the most confident, LOL. We both know you are a poor broke loser who's barely passed highschool English, please just listen for once in your miserable existence. Or try reading that again and see what I'm mocking you for missing you illiterate retard.

now no one seems to care or call them out except for leftist shitters, but we know they'd be totally fine with the fraud if it were someone on their side doing it so their voices don't count

I try to pretend this doesn't bother me but it's a lie. Their hypocrisy really does bother me a lot. As for the general fakery and thievery of the markets, I came to terms with that some years ago and elected to join 'em as I cannot beat 'em.

Press 'V' to v-shape recovery

did that fake bloomberg guy tweet something again?

tqqq needs to go back up, i don't wanna trigger a wash sale

that red candle might be insiders selling before something truly bearish happens, like how insiders bought before trump cucked on tariffs the first time

V nigga Vvvvvvvvvvvvv!

Sell now.
You’ve been warned.

I'm already fucked. Too late.

HOLY FUCK EVEN HIS ID IS RED
IM SELLING

new phone who dis?

sounds like you're a leftist shitter too

youtube.com/watch?v=AKdftmjhMYo

Unfortunately, nothing ever fucking happens.

nah

Shakeout?

selling

GET A LOAD OF THIS LOW TEST MOTHER FUCKER

I sold like the insider said.
Why are we pumping?

POWER HOUR
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This market if fake and gay.

Chances of EoD dump?

Certain

whats causing these schizo movements?

Even some of the biz shitcoins are pumping today. All 3 indexes close green and we get a mega green candle AH

Imagine selling into the most obviously slurpable red candle I've ever seen. Wish I would've slurped more, the market is clearly just going to be in melt up mode forever now, just got to buy when the system gets a little gunked up.

The schizo traders and the AI telling the money managers to trade a zillion times a second because some dude tweeted something he read from reddit, which was just a repost of Anon Babble /smg/ bullshit.

excuse me wtfwt this time?

repost of Anon Babble /smg/

So literal gold.

tariffs ai tariffs tariffs ai tariffs

I seem to have developed a skin tag on my benis

fucking AGAIN

FUCKING STAY DOWN. I don't even have puts. I just want this bullshit to stop.

Question for oldfags that have been in the market for a long time or just more knowledgeable, has the market EVER been more volatile and clownpilled than it's been the past few months?

TRUMP ADMIN ORDERS US CHIP DESIGNERS TO HALT CHINA SALES

yes, covid

TRUMP ORDERS US CHIP DESIGNERS TO STOP SELLING TO CHINA

should i buy uvix?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ORANGE DID IT AGAIN

SELL

Did you know about this you son of a bitch haha

fuck sake

Remember your training

Please crash. Please please crash

Guys it was just like, some peace of shrapnel or something dw

NVDA seems to be holding. People don't think Trump will go through with what he says anymore.

are you the GME butthurt faggot I called a deranged nigger on the last smg
yes bro SOXL is totally like GME bro, totally, fucking hedgies man
hedgies out to get us here man, never sell gme bro mega moass is coming any day now, any day you'll wake up and GME will be and 400 gorillion niggers per share bro
you got this buy and hold diamond hands hahahaha :) fuck trump too haha that nazi, literally hitler impersonated hahaha

Sounds like great new for non-us chimpmakers. Is he retarded?

he's a fucking retard lmao

Really? It seemed to go down pretty fast and actually consistently before a consistent recovery.

Which Trump happened to be President, too. Remember negative oil?

My broker won't clear my deposit until tomorrow.

Didn’t biden halt chip orders as well? So he’s extending this order?

Samesies, glad the market doesn’t care about orange man this evening

you will have to hear about for the next 4 years anyways

Trump wanted to be Democratic party President so bad, but was rejected for Obama lol

JOBY

the poor man’s ACHR received a $250M investment from Toyota for flying robotaxis

ir.jobyaviation.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/130/joby-aviation-announces-closing-of-250-million-investment

SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL REDDIT SELLLLL

Meh. Doubt price controls would have pushed the market up much. Stupid bitch.

Trump: halt chip sales to chyna

Chyna: This goes against our trade agreement

Market rattled

Trade war talk escalates

Market shits the bed (again)

Someone stop him pls.

nigga trump is still basically a democrat. this general is basically zoomer newfag central

youtu.be/NNFBRNblx9g?si=HYeYzDjyiTGcv-Gd

SELL EVERYTHING

Nvda bros is it over?

crab all day

after hours nvdia dumps and all the top buyer goys get rugged

this is fair

orange man...
bad...
he was bad after all...
why didn't we listen...

God I hope NVDA beats and sends SOXL to 25.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where can I watch this?

WO TO THE VANQUISHED

do not redeem the flying cars Saar

youtube.com/watch?v=JR_9Q97fraU

in before big miss and huge pump because nothing makes sense anymore

the question now is how much MORE do they have to beat by to counter this Trump shit

Good view right here

Right now?
Right when I'm eating dinner?

I want to buy soxl but I'm shitting myself in anticipation... I hope you get some gains, I'm just going to watch

nvidia can still beat it and it might dump anyways lmao

I've got shares and a 3-legged option strategy open. I make money if we moon, but otherwise my portfolio will just crab sideways no matter what.

Uuuuunnnnnggggggg!

nvdq is at a 52-week low if anyone else wants to throw a few bucks at the inverse etf

TACO

I either buy the dip or I win. either way somethign about to happen

Nvda to $161?
Hopium???

TRUMP ORDERS US CHIP DESIGNERS TO STOP SELLING TO CHIN

NVDA not mentioned - funds are safu

While it accounts for a relatively small share of the overall semiconductor industry, EDA software allows chip designers and manufacturers to develop and test the next generation of chips, making it a critical part in the supply chain.

Synopsys, Cadence Design Systems and Siemens EDA account for about 80 per cent of China’s EDA market.

i voted for this...

Earnings release is after hours

The only ones who can make a real time decision on it are the Jews playing AH

The goycattle have no choice but to be on a rise or fall

How is this fair? How is this even legal? The market should be fully closed during off-hours.

trump orders chip designers to stop selling to china

so you're telling me SOXL is gonna pump
thanks
bought some more

smart money going here

Nvdia will dump 500% because it doesn't matter if you beat earnings you need to promise trillions to kikes to keep them from dumping on you and taking profit

bros if nvda misses the rug has been pulled

not much you can do anyway. market reacts within nano seconds before your browser can fully load the report.

chip designers, not makers

he doesnt know about after hours or the 24 hour market

NGMI
for options you are fucked though and have to wait until the next day unless you are quick enough to scalp in a half hour

ACHR has a Jewish CEO that has all the connections that come with it.

hi elon

how come they can never get the effects right? White flash great, but the small poor fireball is retarded. A more distant air burst with a lingering fireball like in the actual test movies for the thermal nuclear weapons is the best example.

The megajew beats any algo with (((insider knowledge)))

What I mean is have a 24 hour market open to every broker, or have every broker be forced to close their service after the closing bell.
None of this kike shit.

When nvdia dumps buy leaps and do pmcc, don't be a bagholder.

Kamala's coconut committee would have been way better sister

Shlong on NVDA?

Way too many plebbit libtards and demoncRats with TDS ITT

Big, high chances for big dump now, so I can exit before he folds again and it will result in pump.

what happened?

i'm sorry wtf

oh you didn't know?

its over

GME crashed -10% and took everyone with it

Elon Musk Tried To Block Sam Altman’s Big AI Deal In The Middle East – WSJ

Oh nonono

Of course orange man decided to wait 20 minutes after I sold my bearish position to tank the market

no
no no no no no no no no no no
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

fakeout short they do this every time before the print dont fall for it

I sharted

How shitty is your life that 2017 pol is what you decided to make your personality. Women and friends must love that...

IT'S SO OVER

TRUMMMMMMMPPPPPP
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I VOTED FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GME buys into BTC at the absolute peak

Holy fuck lmao

BUY PUTS BUY PUTS

One last end of day dump, for the road

We could have had tampons anon...
we could have had tampons...

Rheinmetall +0.45%

You haven't seen anything yet. Now the markets will close and the kikes will rugpull every nvdia top buyer.

my btc position got liquidated

It was nice knowing you anons…

PULL UP PULL UP
PULL UP PULL UP

RETARD
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

Won 22% with my Nvidia stocks
hold or sell?

Bought more CELH

absolute peak

no one knows when they bought it, but a prerecorded video implies sometime in April (80-100k)

if there is any sanity, this is going to tank hard

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

There is no sanity, so it won't. SPY 600 tomorrow

DENN +1.28%

big whoop

-$851.56 (-0.83%)

that get

AAAAAAAN IT'S A MISS

Checked. I made $11k before my position dropped -10%

NVDA earnings when?

Today: -0.40%
This Week: +1.40%
This Month: -2.19%
This Year: -44.73%

Nvda $160 tomorow

threw a fuckton of cash at uvix right before close, hope it pays off tomorrow

I hope you learned your lesson /smg/
Don't EVER say what you did again

there's no way they miss
a miss would obliterate the market

it will pump even if it misses its a clown market

The führer soul lives within the war economy of Germany...

How did it go today?!?!

Well 666 helicopter pepe, I slept in and did not do shit, so I don't know.

nvda will beat and dump like always. its done this every quarter for years straight

digits

it begins

4:20 man

which one looks better, better funded, supported technically?

Ok, still the time to watch anime episode and eat supper

*FLICK*
15 minutes...

Give it to me straight: did NVDA save the bull rally?

Too bearish in here. Watch NVDA pump things up.

-1.89%

NVDA chuds panicselling kek

More for me bears

Leftypol discords frequently raid this board and /smg/.

trade iron condor 0dte

get assigned on call side

now you are at the mercy of after market kikes who can pump the stock to fuck you until next day

And that's why I only trade eustoxx 0dtes

and NOW its recovering. kekw

You sound like you get your feelings hurt easily

jwu my order bought for 135 do you think I fucked up? I think this quarter was good but I'm having second thoughts seeing how it's still going down after market close.

CRM beat

AI beat

Synopysis which is what the China FUD news is about even beat and is flat

10 minutes

oh no another plebbit macaque chimping
back to your containment website you go
dont 41% yourself
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

BUY SMCI
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-0.6% outperformed SPY until last minute dump

it's been 12 mins holy shit release it already

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

I'll take that as nervous laughter (you need to go back)

NIGVIDIA soon

oh nvm it went up while I was writing, typical nvda tsundering.

AH traders with TDS hitting the sell button. Don't pay it any attention.

what do you have against tacos

Anyone got humanoid robotic stock

Pretty soon the Tacoma is going to cost 100 grand.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wish I had that much. Psychologically it should help me trade better while also earning more without taking such high risks.

Or do you mean these?

new

If you report after hours you should be legally required to release earnings immediately after the closing bell

Why it already pumped from 30

Tesla says they're targeting June 12th for robotaxi launch

Thanks for announcing this right after market close. Very cool.

Theres still a little life left in this one

this one is private - Figure AI
same guy that founded Archer

youtube.com/watch?v=Z3yQHYNXPws

3 minutes

Ive been getting this energy that many are expecting Nvidia to save the semi sector. I have a bad feeling about this.

Well they can be useful too, somebody gotta hit the sell button once in a while to keep stuff going. Gonna make some food to waste next 42 minutes now.

It's going to $100 my friend

triggered.
Anyway, you should tell that to the hundreds of totally organic Trump seethe posts every day

Trump won, you lost

that would really be poetic wouldn't it. A bunch of tech bros/cryptobros saved it, and the vessel of their supposed salvation is the one that annihilates their chosen stock.

Cry moar Anon Babbletroon.
YWNBARW