/smg/ - Stock Market General

luigi edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc smg:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

Isn't it too early to buy 0DTE calls? time decay will eat up its value. Today isn't looking like a constant rally like yesterday, Even if there's a shoot up to your strike point it may be late day or worse, after close

You did slurp a mstr leverage on that dip right? You wouldnt purposely miss out on free money right?

NVDA = scam
buy the dip suckers!

STOP RECOGNIZING THE PATTERN OF THE BOTS, THIS IS LIKE COUNTING CARDS IN THE CASINO

nvda will make me rich today niggas

to the moon

SOXL DROPPING. INSIDERS GOT THE NEWS. NVIDIA EARNINGS DISAPPOINTING.

Body like Baywatch

Face like Crime Watch

You Nvidia-lettes beware…and prepare for the after earnings rug pull (which always happens).

wtfwt

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That's a man

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line literally only goes up. there will never be a red day again.

how much would it cost to bang this teenage whore

So when nvdia dumps after earnings, should I go in?

We are red today and will end red

top signal
i am selling NOW

I have cash ready to slurp the NVDA dump. Make it a big one HUANG

I bought women's underwear yesterday and today it is down 6%. That's my fucking luck. Apparently the website is down with rumors of a cyber attack, but who knows because they are too pussy to do a press release.

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Companies are so cringe

Hmm... There appears to be uncertainty about NVDA's earnings. Better transfer all our money into defensive stocks like JOBY

If you had bought 0DTE puts at open you'd be 50% richer in 15 minutes.

Spy puts are now the new BTC

Imagine investing in the scam of electric aviation. lmaoooooooo

2nd crash is supposed to come between 21,5 - 22,5k

nasdaq is nvidia driven

earnings causing dump in nasaq

everything dumps

hollies shit it all makes sense now

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S E X O
E
X
O

On the bright side my investment theory remains sound.

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GME sitting on billions in cash from diluting their shareholders

no idea what to do about it

business keeps losing money no matter how many stores they close each quarter

suddenly they get a bright idea

buy half a billion in bitcoin

they are selling $1.3 billion in bonds now for more bitcoin

Not sure but milkers like that are

I have cash ready to slurp the NVDA dump

don't catch a falling knife, it's got a looooong way to fall

ITS ALL RED AIYEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPP
I SHOULD HAVE SOLDED THE TOP

got my exercise early so now i can sit back, relax and lose my money in the market

ok haha thats funny, can we poomped it again

I am timing the market.

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dax poopy day but rhein keeps on delivering

Every scam company is jumping into bitcoin. Microstrategy was a key player in the dotcom bubble.

nvda keeps tickling my 135 order
such a fucking slut

Looking like a crab day with downward bias to me. It will probably pump later in the day because earnings but we should be entering a nice correction very soon IMO.

Fuck I hope so. Mmmm.

my mouse is double clicking, it's so over.

What's funny is at least their cash was pulling a Berkshire and generating millions in interest payments. But now there is no cash flow from the bitcoin

oh negro video day is today

doing a martingale strat myself
trying to anyway

What is fair value for nvideo? 100?

googly mooglies how we feeling
jul18 185c are still feeling good to me

they build them to fail just like that
i stopped buying razor years ago because if it

u gotta be flipping my flapjacks

AI bubble will bust.
Everything will end like 2000s.
NVDA's ER is the final push.

It's weird to me that GME turned into some kind of mass joint checking account shared by millions of men and ent(h)rusted to one big daddy who decides what to do with his male harems money. It's become the gayest queer thing that ever fagged or homo'd

See you at 200

That bubble has more time to grow. All the VC money is still going into it.
The EV money has completely run out.

It's a Logitech B100, so it's ok.

The problem is there was a genuine short squeeze and then a bunch of people jumped in from FOMO and had to make up a bunch of conspiracy theories on why it was going to happen again

Without a short squeeze it's just a shitty brick and mortar company with no future for growth

Nvidia crashes the plane with few survivors irrespective of their earnings.

Keep or sneed?
Dumb nigger smigger NVDA bears need not reply your IQ is too low

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The squizzle has not yet squozzled!!!!1 DIAMOND HANDS!1111111111111111

isnt fomc days always crab days?

Apes stronger together, stay strong fellow apes

why does HIMS keep getting target priced by jews? It's a good stock, and these retailers keep buying the actual last DIP before it pumps.

Was this ze bottom? Patriots on control now?

past performance doesn't necessarily mean it will happen again. it's been in this range for like a year. it will leave eventually.
but i'll take profits before close if the opportunity arises

No! I was going to bail at 18.50.

It's just FOMC minutes today, complete nothingburger and no one pays any regard to it

What made me laugh is their weird expensive DRS campaign to "fight the system" only for Ryan Cohen to dilute the fuck out of the company so hard it made the DRS irrelevant lol

To buy LLY or not to buy. That is the question.

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NVDA is nearing the largest cap stock in the world because...?

another day another job rejection. I don't even feel disappointment anymore, just rage. I'm so tired of living pay check to paycheck. And inflation just keeps rising. I'd light the whole world on fire if I could.

On other news the 0DTE 592 put position near open reached 70% gain

ayy
eye
bee
y

but anon if you did that you would kill all your friends at /smg/

Just start your own business.

I approve of destroying this nigearth

Because ai is taking over and half our body will be ai soon. Didnt you see the girl with the arm that detaches that she can still control?

say thank you

It peaked. The short squeeze is over.

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NVDA Chads hold through earnings
So many reasons to be a Bull

Nvidia's (NVDA) stock price target is currently a range of $160 to $220, according to analysts. The consensus price target is around $164, suggesting a 21% potential increase from the current closing price. Some analysts have higher targets, with Wedbush and Oppenheimer both recommending "outperform" and setting a price target of $175.

addxgo.io/community/9051666654789894541?

marvell.com/company/newsroom/marvell-nvidia-provide-to-custom-solutions-advanced-ai-infrastructure.html

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Wow these options are terrible. Insane how nvdia premiums still up even tho it’s in the red

Anyone one else hate this guy for not making enough RTX 5090's?

It's gonna crab all day dump after close to ensure goys cannot exit early.

The problem is NVDA isn't actually the linchpin of AI that people make it out to be. NVDA has been receiving 98% of the credit for AI, when in reality, they're mainly just the hardware. Innovation in the realm of models and training algorithms is where the real value is.

nvda is a dogshit company to own shares of. anyone who is a shareholder in nvda is either a duper or a dupee.
that being said, if you wait until tomorrow, nvda might be able to hit $140 for a few minutes, so you could sell your calls then.
but otherwise no they will be worthless next week. nvda is going to crater. why else do you think their ceo is showing up on CRAMER of all places? damage control
write puts for $100 or less, july expiration

because...?

because people are FUCKING STOOPID.
It's beautiful :)

analysts say a stock will do well

Biggest bear signal ever

Ok then what are the most innovative ai companies to invest in

Our bodies are controlled by electricity, we are no different than machines right now. Blood is just our oil. All our limbs move based on electricity reactions

NVDA Chads hold through earnings

So many reasons to be a Bull

lol go tell this guy some of those reasons nvda ain't got SHIT for its shareholders!

Soon

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Blood is not oil. There is no analogy for that. Food is our oil.

anon discovers what carbon based lifeform means

isnt this the cunt that insulted the fatty as kid and he become hotshot just to dump her?
on that note i still didnt watch s2

nvda comes down to 135.01 a several times

me with my dick in my had at 135.00

you've got to be fucking kidding me

Apparently, the answer was not to buy LLY. It doomped five minutes after I posted this.

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just FOMC minutes

what does that mean
no rates discussion today?

not about to start shilling nvda but that's retarded.
what are all the 'innovative ai companies' gonna train their models on

inb4 muh huwawei, muh amd

not in the near term

inb4 muh cloud datacenter

still need hardware
the 'ai bubble' isn't a result of nvda (although it will dump when pop at which point slurp), it's a result of these nothingburger 'innovative ai companies' that have retarded 1920s esk 'flying cars by 21st millenial' ideas

UNH pooooooooomping

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i buyed united health

BUDDY look at at futures computer!

planned to swing a bunch of AI stocks today on the expectation they'd pump ahead of NVDA earnings
obviously not happening
do i cut losses or will it be buy the news (assuming they more or less track nvda)??

anon it took me a year of struggle and long hours but now i make 10-15k per month selling toyota cars. anyone can get this job. its about who shows up everyday to build their book of business. the hours are long, but i didnt have a life outside of this place anyway. at least now i have some respect with my fellow high income colleagues. walk into a dealership i guarantee if you arent a complete retard you'll get the job. weather you stay and end up succeeding is solely dependent on you.

Sold as soon as I saw this post for a nice little swing profit

Will buy back in at $288 in a couple days time.

Just start hurting people.

THEY CANT STOP THE SELLING

low IQ post

Opinion discarded holding long through earnings for the inevitable 2-3B beat. It had beat the last 11 quarters straight and is all up on the “street” / algos determining whether the Rev beat is big enough to justify a pump or not
Worst case scenario it dumps to 125 and gets gobbled back up to this range by next week anyways. 100 would require a black swan event

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This is pretty badass honestly

still need hardware

The AI chips that NVDA sells are a CYCLICAL INDUSTRY. It's absurd to think they will sustain the level of sales they've been reporting the past year throughout every year in the future. the "earnings growth" analysts have been talking about is just utter horseshit for the mathematically illiterate.
In tech, customers will also typically order MORE than they need, to ensure there won't be a shortage, and then cancel outstanding orders they don't need after they've gotten enough.
and NVDA counts ORDERS PLACED (not actual product deliveries) as their Revenue! They can do this according to GAAP principles because they say that they sell a "service" instead of a physical good.
So when orders start getting cancelled, NVDAs revenue will shrink considerably.
And guess what? there's enough nvda chips already out there at this point that pretty much all the new "innovative" ai startups can use to develop their "innovative" ai ideas for the next year or two, easily.
nvda designs some nice, quick little chips. but they are so totally NOT going to earn what all these tech-ignorant chimps seem to think they'll be able to get their grubby little paws on
oh and insider trading.

is tomorrow a international holiday?

Minutes from the last meeting

Even Google turns red.
It's truly over bros...

10 to 15k a month working at a dealership, damn.. I’m about to start my first job out of college at a firm making 60k salary and I’ve talked to some people who have been working for 15 years and there salary still isn’t 6 figures.

STOP THE COUNT. It was supposed to go lower for a better entry price

I'm not saying the hardware is useless, obviously the AI companies need hardware to train the AI. But the hardware and the AI are two separate things, and NVDA's hardware is the same shit that has been around for decades, it just so happens to be well suited for training and running this new, innovative thing called AI (which NVDA did not invent, and does not really innovate). All I'm saying is I'm not sure NVDA deserves to be a 10 trillion dollar company in the long run, or at least not by virtue of its involvement in AI.

if Nancy Pelosi is still holding NVDA, I'm still holding NVDA

shrimple as.

Opinion discarded holding long through earnings for the inevitable 2-3B beat.

FUCKING STOOPID!
where'd you get the number "2-3B" from? "intuition"? HA!
You know the ironic thing is that you are the type of person who AI can totally replace! To be clear, AI is useful. NVDA is a DOGSHIT STOCK TO OWN!
STOOPID MONKEY!
:)

palantrannyjewtir still green

that dogshit needs to die

Leave me alone Mr Chad I’m not man enough

finally

Are you good at burping? I made $20k over 2 years burping on onlyfans as a guy. I’m done with it now but it allowed me to max my Roth 3 times.

she looks like she is wearing a human costume
what would she know lol

onlyfan has dudes?!?!

She's only one of the world's top traders
Oh hey burpanon

This is your final remiinder that we are in the last throws of the complacency phase of the great 2020's AI bubble. Nvidia will have good earnings, decent guidance. But it will dump and trigger a fire sale in the market and we will retest April lows. That is where I will be slurping up some delicious, cheap, blood stained shares in my fave companies.

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Brownest post I've read today. Reeks of curry.

She knows how to suck something I can tell ya that

Correct, no rates discussion today. It's just the notes from their last meeting. It doesn't contain any new information. Market reaction to it is usually very minor.

I always find these comments against rich old people weird. She's 83 and looks more fuckable than your Mom, of course there is an uncanny valley. Same with RFK. I hope to look half as good at 83. Eighty fucking three.

is nvidia earnings AH today?

are the stooge markets open tomorrow

God I hope so If it dumps under 120 I'm slurping

Hour turns

instant reversal

Bots showing their all today

With them big tities.
Her husband mainly just bought google options for the past 15 years so I think they are over hyped, but 300m is 300m.

granny lover

mcfucking kill yourself sick fuck

Brownest post I've read today. Reeks of curry.

Honestly I haven't met a jeet who wasn't completely enamored with AI. I imagine a jeet would be shilling FOR nvda, if anything. Nah, i'm just a little euphoric because I got the dope on the upcoming ER
:)

is nvidia earnings AH today?

yes. yes it is. and it will be glorious to watch AH trading during that conference call.

Anyone have the link to the original “you might get HOOKED! “ video? YouTube is pos and filled with zoomer clickbait I can’t find it

DON'T STOP SELLING. I WANT A BULL BARBECUE TONIGHT.

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Ummmm, mumubros, I thought there wasn't gonna be any pullback?

Yea for niche stuff like that
Howdy

i posted it on Anon Babble

glorious

Why?

Another day, another total Rheinmetall victory

Ziggers stay poor

Hitler stays winning!

True. There has also been a few instances where the earnings come out and the stock rallies. For the most part the inverse is true.

I have no skin in that game. Good luck Anon.

Anon you should listen to He said "weather" and still makes six figures

Based and obvious reply.

fucking insider trading WHORE
youtube.com/watch?v=LAUHgQSsZhQ
i hope she suffocate on that money little whore

My nvidia calls are going up in value even though nvidia is Crab dumping

Are you the anon who called the Nvidia blood bath in Jan/Feb this year when the price danced around $150 for a moment?

Kek, having a brain doesn't make ne an old person fetishist you fucking retard. Why are you here, you are obviously poor, uneducated, and a lonely loser virgin with no friends? You should be on pol or bant with your people you genetic deadend.

because people are FUCKING STOOPID.

It's beautiful :)

tranny slang

Opinion discarded

What tickers will own the world during the great reset? I already put my money into Blackrock, Blackstone, Apollo, KKR.

its crazy i thought the position would get stopped out but nope its been there through the ups and downs and the pathetic sum in there is starting to grow into some real money

13 posts by this ID

Not one mention of stocks

We need to find a way to filter these brainlet losers out. You know Anon is just an awful miserable lonely poverty fag bringing the thread down.

Why is Unity up 10%?

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you are obviously poor, uneducated, and a lonely loser virgin with no friends?

nice reflection shit eating tranny
stop leeching your mom and go to work fatass lmao

Is this the reversal?

we

or you just go back to the shithole you came from shit muncher

the anon who called the Nvidia blood bath in Jan/Feb this year

i think that anon is back here

SCHD

Thank you, so there are still multiple generals? Where does John rockers beautiful hands post?

Nice, a genetic deadend obsessed with other genetic deadends, but with axewounds. I wonder why you are friendless, poor, and women won't fuck you? LOL.

Why is it red today?

mathematically illiterate

you mean innumerate?
1)
you're making out like everyone who has ever placed an order for blackwell chips has ordered 2-3x what they needed.
yes, i'm sure they order excess, but it's unlikely an excess >10%
2)
demand will continue. the next two generations of chips are in the works
if you weren't retarded, you'd have noticed that LLMs have become much slower as demand has increased.
faster hardware is necesarry to resolve this
3)

nice, quick little chips

tech-ignorant

jesus christ, go back

no, nvidia doesn't innovate ai models, they make the hardware they run on
jensen is aware of this and knows his market (no, don't know him. i watched GTC)
irregardless of whether or not the tech has been around for decades, nvidia have 80%+ of the world market share in GPUs that have the express purpose of training ai.
i'm not saying it will necessarily become a 10 trillion dollar company, but it's moronic to think its going anywhere

muh cheaper options

i stand by what I said, its like VWs and Skodas

Bait dump before the pump to shake out panicans.

I have no idea what Coda is but I hear thats the real NVidia moat. Even if China made cheaper chips all AI is currently using Coda.

america is poor and has no money left
please understand

Erm you're hallucinating sweaty, we're 0.3% in the green. You just hate america

could Oil have bottomed?

this is what counts as red?

Everyones waiting to see what Nvidia does.

tranny slang

Lol’d

Doesn't answer the question but ok, hope you feel better edgelord, kek.

look it up u remmy?
it's nvda designed software that pairs w nvda chips to make them work gooder
like directx on windows

close MSFT short since it doesn't dump unlike indices

starts dumping

But directx is obviously easily replaceable. Curios if that's actually the case for Coda.

innumerate

no, illiterate. As in "they can read or understand mathematical equations".

you're making out like everyone who has ever placed an order for blackwell chips has ordered 2-3x what they needed.

Yes. 50%->100% more than they need is pretty typical, especially when they are concerned about competition. They cancel them later.

faster hardware is necesarry to resolve this

that's not how training works. You can train LLMs just fine with slower chips, it just takes longer. faster training means you can update your model to handle new information in less time, but the vast majority of LLM queries don't involve as much new information as you may expect, hence the fastest chips only being necessary for "tip of the spear" and the bulk of data center chips being slower models. WHY DO YOU THINK DEEPSEEK WAS SUCH A BIG THING?

nice, quick little chips

they are nice, quick little chips. they're a bitch to maintain, and expensive, but they are nice, quick little chips. They're like the extra little spice in your kitchen that make all the difference in the final dish, but they are by no means the meat-and-potatoes of the next AI revolution...it's complete overkill. And yes, the stock has captured the minds of a bunch of brain-dead millennial gamers who remember seeing "made with NVIDIA" brand videos at the beginning of every video-game play session. That's probably their greatest strength: the level of branding they created in the minds of 10 year olds back in the early 2000s.
But those 10 year olds aren't the ones placing orders for nvda's AI chips right now...big companies are. The 10 year olds are the idiots who say things like "next stop, the moon!"
fucking sad man
but glorious to watch what's coming

i mean
i'm not sure it matters, its only compatable with their chips.

As in "they can read or understand mathematical equations".

*can't.
Ha, very ironic typo :)

So what company is the meat and potatoes?

there is an infinite amount of cash at the federal reserve chud

That's what Im trying to figure out? Is it an actual moat.

GME is out performing most of your portfolio holdings since it's lowest point of $10. How's your SOXL faggots :^)

Hope everyone sold UNH while it was in the green because weeessssa going dowwwwnnnnn

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I've made 1.3m of SOXL in 60 days so ok I guesse.

I've made 1.3m of SOXL in 60 days so ok I guess. You?

no point in having a green day cause next day all those gainz are gone.

10 year olds aren't the ones placing the orders

big companies are

It's absurd to think they will sustain the level of sales they've been reporting the past year throughout every year in the future.

Sounds like they are doing just fine then, especially considering NVDA had to eat $15b in inventory when they could not sell China their advanced chips.

don't talk about my wife like that you bastard bitch

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Why are earnings allowed to be after hours? Is it so the insiders can dump without letting retail exit?

So what company is the meat and potatoes?

for china, huawei obviously
for the us, a blend of intel and broadcom most likely, but it remains to be seen how AMD and TSM will be able to move manufacturing to the US, so they could get a slice as well.
To be clear: Nvidia has a product. And they (or the people working for them that actually constitute the design team) will have a place in the future, duh. This is not like "Theranos". Instead, this is just a case where the public really has NO IDEA what nvda ACTUALLY DOES...and are filling that empty space with their own childhood fantasies and attaching whatever price to it they think would be "fair" for them to sell their stock at in order to reap the benefits.
For chrissakes, there are limit sell orders in Level II for over $1500! These expire automatically in like 90 days: some idiots really think "oh i'll sell when it hits $1500 in September, THAT sounds reasonable"
The mentality, man.
But NVDA is DESIGN "expertise"...you're buying "art", not an actual business. It's worth "whatever you believe it is man"...like the banana taped to the wall.

line go up 2%

fine

line go down 0.2%

everything is lost

It's not an actual moat, you can still storm NVDA hq with cavalry and take their treasures

peeked at the /gme/ thread

please never let /smg/ get that retarded

why are we dumping?

what did he mean with this

innumerate

/Jˈnjuːm(ə)rət/

adjective

without a basic knowledge of mathematics and arithmetic.

"to this day *you* are practically innumerate"

50%-100%

ah yeh, jenson cc's you huh?

WHY DO YOU THINK DEEPSEEK WAS SUCH A BIG THING?

please stop with the caps mate
deepseek is a farce propped up by the CCP to make their wee chink dick look bigger

those 10 year olds aren't the ones placing orders for nvda's AI chips right now...big companies are

yes. and the big companies are still placing orders?

"next stop, the moon!"

when people say that in here it is obvious irony
it nonetheless doesn't change the fact that nvda is not actually a memestock.
this whole 10 year old branding point is absolutely zero sum

dumping

is this why we're doomping?
GFC 2.0?

could have made more with GME but you got psyop'd like a retard

he's looking for out of country (saudi, very likely) bagholders.
saudis are probably willing to take it or else no AI chips. (that's also the main reason they promise so much "investment" into the US)
pay2play

VTI down -1/3% right now. that's doomping to me.

filling that empty space with their own childhood fantasies and attaching whatever price to it they think would be "fair" for them

bough the top, sold the bottom confirmed
cope and seeeeetthee YOU AUTISTIC FUCK

I made this much money

Double post

no screenshot or anything

I feel a little more demoralized today than baseline, what changed in the timeline?

my "safe" stocks are cratering today

baggies love to brag but never post proof

1.3m wealthier than you

psyop'd like a retard

lol, lmao even. Enjoy the 2k youve made champ. Now if you'll please fuck off, the adults are talking.

bottoms in

all these negative sentiment posts

Definitely a shakeout.
We pump in after lunch

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Are we cooked nvda bros
I feel a drop coming

rather be in her bottom than have her bottom be in if you catch my drift

sour grapes missed opportunity bitching

fuck off faggot

Just sold everything, we fake pump then dump HARD & FAST

hue hue hue xdxdxd

Interesting post. He’s definitely got a hard on for Nvidia being retarded while serving up some interesting analytics.

Why is this GME nigger kvetching when the stock is down 10% today lol.

It's the 70% profit growth, 80% revenue growth that attracted me. That and Ray Kurzweil.
If SOXL hits 18.50 I'll sell 66% becuase the bond vigilantes scare me and this 41 PE assets, but I feel like a pussy for abandoning ship.

Damn he is speed running every financial disaster of the last 40 years

I guess 2008 is up next

and yet we're not crashing, how curious

why is this SOXL nigger kvetching at half the price of GME?

make 30Y mortgage interest rates 3.5% again

This will unironically boost the economy more than any stock market pump ever would and in fact keep us propelling to ATH in perpetuity but J Pow is adamant about keeping them at 7%. As soon as he’s out we get interest rate cuts and boomers BTFO no longer leaving their houses they bought for 150k 30 years ago and refusing to sell for anything less than a 4x just letting it sit on the open market until Blackrock offers all cash over ask

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obviously a dumb nigger that bought yesterday and not a true faithful cultist that slurped at 10 last year

I am up so much on Microsoft it’s becoming stupid. Now if they would split… 2:1 or 4:1…

taking companies public

Why is this bad?
Wont this boost the marketcap of indexes

Mortgage rates arent the crux of the issue for housing
Housings issue is the actual prices of the homes being double or triple they should be
We have an affordable housing crisis, unless youre a WFH who can afford to live in bumfuck no where Florida

Are you going to post your bags are keep acting like a woman?

I dont even know what you are talking about, SOXL went from 7 to 19, GME went from 21 to 32?
Back around 2020 some Anon begged me you buy at 12 when I made my first M. I remember laughing in his face before it shot up to 200. I think about that Anon a lot, and definitely have sour grapes there.

The only one that could dissuade me from holding long through earnings is hedge fund anon who called the top before the April low and knew everything would dip, NVDA was around 150/ATH and he was extremely confident and had some good data that “we” would take it back to 80 and buy it back there and that’s exactly what happened in April. Don’t think he posts any more and would like to find that thread again

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fifteen SMG tourist niggers faithfully crying about the history of GME's peformance

calling it trash

one faggot who made calls on SOXL could have made more with calls on GME in the same 60 days

you all can suck my dick and cry about it

Uh oh, we have a panican over here

How hard do you have to sell and do you have to deal with sketchy customers?

No amount of money would make it worth working in sales. I'd sooner blow my brains out.

Are they not one and the same? A 2020 3% mortgage for a 300k house is probably the equivalent of a 7% 500k house and the mortgage is probably double the price now. You get the interest rates down then these boomer fucks aren’t tied to their low interest rates anymore and the priced out Millenials and below can afford to become homeowners like the Lord intended and start families instead of living with parents or roommates in their mid 30s

Anyone else hear the sound of whining women?

begging for my money like a bitch

okay little lady

thoughts on buying and holding MRVL?

red days are simply not allowed.

sorry bubby i'm just waiting for my 1 BBBY bond to make me a quintillionaire

The dilutions will continue until moral improves

he's sitting on the couch

idk what kind of company that is but generally that will lead to the likes of blackrock slurping them and suing if they are too good for the customer like they do with unh

Oh we got another 1 post by this id gme baggie

You'll never be a real schizo

?? i cant afford a couch

Lets sell government agencies responsible for housing loans to blackrock and PE

Let's make a deal. If I post my bags, will you post your bags?

Sauce on this guy? What did his analysis look loke

Women to stop wearing underwear.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

daily reminder you deserve your bags

They buy their undies off amazon now, no one buys garbage mall lingerie anymore

Average of 10 on my SOXL
you're a fucking pussy if you can't handle 30% dips evey now and then
SOXL is on it's way back to 60, you can't beat the market bobo, line only goes up, zoom out nigger

What's the lore about GME being mind broken over pajeets?

dude GME baggies are actualy mentally ill
you know how i know, I used to be part of that deranged cult. they're all still waiting for this magical mega MOAS. if you try to be rational for even a second in their thread they'll gang on you and call you a hedgie, bought indian shill by le hedge hedge funds who still haven't closed their positions since the last squeeze
they will find 500 different ways to rationalize any movement on GME stock to justify their narrative
oh the CEO just took a shit? guess we're 2 days out from the MOAS guys, get ready for GME at 1 million per share
fucking deranged macaque niggers

imagine being a woman and instead of buying cool mall ninja shit like swords and throwing stars to have fun with the local kids at the park like the coolest big bro all you can think about buying is underwear that you hope a man will like. everyday i wake up i thank every god i know of that i wasnt born a woman. I'd rather be a nigger than a woman fr fr

The funniest part is the company they are backing

Santiago my son

you have funds now from government covid stimulus

ignore how this will assfuck us later with inflation

you must now choose how to invest it

you can choose state of the art technology semi conductor companies that will literally define the investment world the next few years

you can choose the blue cap companies with decades of experience

or a host of others

....

goes all in a crappy brick and mortar company run by a retard after the short squeeze

The fact that they are literally ban evading to spam literal shit is genuinely hilarious. The lack of self awareness is near biblical

"No! I am not in a cult! I am not mind broken! Now I will go ban evade repeatedly to spam AI images of scat!"

Here's my bags like I promised. If you ever tire of spamming AI scat feel free to post yours

im surprised how quickly some things get deleted while literal ragebait stays up for hours and is probably fully ignored

My GME's postion is up $28k since open
This sounds like meme stock reddit speak, slit your wrists retard. Back to $20 when? $3 fair value when?

cries cult

holds SOXL

holy shit lmfao

Good call. It's been so long since I saw one in the wild I forgot.
God Speed

Women still want the brand name underwear.

you dont understand bro the only stock that matters is up a whole 15% on the month and your silly soxl is only up 45% you dumb fucking baggies

My GME's postion is up $28k since open

I also own stock that magically goes up when it goes down. Check out this PE ratio by the way god DAMN

to top it all off, these GME niggers will brag about their "gains" on GME but they have 0 unrealized gains because they never sell. that's literally the whole point of their cult, buy buy buy never sell
I'll be the first to preach about DCAing for gains, I truly believe line only goes up, but GME isn't one of them, that burning bag of shit has been crabbing for years since the split, any upside movement that just happened on GME is gonna get reversed cause it's a fucking shitty outdated game selling company that only got any attention because some faggots got lucky enough to time the squeeze 6 years ago
all they have left for their future is crabbing and crashing

literally ban evading

You will NEVER be a real schizo lmfao

up $28k

since open

you're holding bags because you don't know how to fucking read
also zoom out

thank you mods for cleaning this literal filth up
It'll pass after earnings come out and they shit the bed again

Obviously a triggered indian janny very mad lol

SMG hasn't had anyone talking about GME since you tourist faggots came back after the election, bitch harder about it faggot

I mean you also didn't post any proof lol but keep it up. You better be posting here during earnings

you see this shit this is the type of derangement im talking about, and this is somewhat a lite version of what actually goes on in their threads
they'll delude themselves with these short temporary unrealized gains, never take profits, wait for the LE MEGA CRAZY MOASS GUYS, and have it crash again and crab for another year
actual fucking derangement

comparing an ETF that encompasses companies which are the literal future of the world to a burning steaming pile of hot outdated shit with a CEO who owned a fucking pet store company

kek

i'm now down 4% on MSTY
wtf this isn't right help

lmao, go back to your containment thread and trump OMG LE NAZI hating plebbit
you lost, go kiss a tranny to make yourself feel better

Bro literally refuses to post any proof lol

"I totally made $28k! Just trust me!"

yeah and my cock is a foot long and I dual wield latinas
lol get fucked retard
post proof or gtfo

you won't take profits, you'll go back to being a hot pile of shit crabbing at 20 for another year
get fucked nigger

He won't post his cock basis because he know's it'll show he either is post moass or didn't go for any of the spikes that happened already

they never will, these deranged faggots logo is BUY AND NEVER SELL
I'm ashamed i was once part of this shit

okay I'll buy soxl but not until after earnings

I'm trying to get into stocks but all this talk of "Le market will...COLLAPSE!" has me wondering: Wtf do I do with my stocks if shit starts crashing? If I sell, it just contributes to the crash but if I hold, all that money is down the drain.

The truth nuke is that holding has historically always been a safe play, as long as you have time to spare.
The downside is just that, you get locked into bagholding for a long time whereas if you sell early you take a realized loss but if you use that money well you MIGHT make back the money you lost and then some.
Keyword being "might" because most people lose in the market, meaning that it isn't actually easy to play.

buy eery dip and hold
the fucking silent generation is still running the show and their wealth is mostly in stocks, if there is ever a collapse money won't mean anything anyway

stop hurting people's feelings and start telling the truth.

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someone else needs to buy SCHD already

line only goes up
zoom out
if you're not an options retard you have nothing to fear
the stock market is literally the primary means of control of the faggots who run the world
think, if it all does crash down to world collapse levels, they lose everything, you really think they want that
expect major pullbacks every couple of years (extremely good buying opportunities) and slight pullbacks throughout the year (good buying opportunities)
other than that, line only goes up
zoom out

I need nvda to hit $150 by 5/30 or im cooked

I was in those threads too. I’d be curious to read what he has for an update coming into 1/2 year mark of Trump in office.

I was sitting in around 80k in cash which I was going to pile into Nvidia early January but his posts convinced me to be cautious. I have a few acquaintances who bought 50 - 60K above $150 expecting 100% to rocket off the then new contracts Nvidia was securing at the time. Anywho. I would consider buying if the price went sub $90’ish again.

i'm leaving very soon. you're very much on my mind and i want to fix things. next time we talk i want us to be kind to each other. have a good day and try to treat people kindly.

bro you're DERANGED

you're in a CULT

you HAVE to SELL

I'm going to hold SOXL to $60 :^)

you retards are so stupid

Any apple fags here? I need this shit to go to 210 or I’m rinsed

if that happens i wont complain. good luck anon.

hey fuck you answer my question about the dog sex

Post your cost basis or stfu loser

odysseus has sex with circe in the odyssey as various different animals so yes it's appropriate but only if it advances the plot.

schizo babble

don't you have a thread you can actually feel good in
go talk to your other mentally ill deranged retards

OMG GUYS YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF HEDGIES IN SMG

kek

Honestly it’s just a $2k gamble I have with some otm calls. I’m deep in shares though

Kek

damn that's almost as hot as lot's daughter seducing him like 2 hours after his wife died because the next village was like a 12 hour walk away

sorry i need to clarify, lot had TWO daughters and they colluded to seduce him but of course this was not long after he let the entire city of sodom gangrape their virginites away

SOXL made me good money but it’s not designed to hold long term (unless you get in crazy low). Expect the grind back to $60 to take years irrespective of the 3x. Run the Wheel on that mofo.

They 404d the bake and hopefully the bakers life

I did get in at a crazy low, basis of 10
I'm cool with longterm holding but I understand the skeptcism if you get in at these levels