/smg/ - Stock Market General

Nice ass, but not as nice as this. Apparently this weird bone (bottom of bird) is often given to birds to keep their beaks sharp. The guts (bowl) absolutely stank, but the removal of the skin from the body was very easy, and the head seems like it will be simple to remove the tentacles

God forbid we get an OP that is actually stock market related

I'm still sitting on cash. This rally feels like an extended dead cat bounce.

It's got a ton of calcium bro, chow down and get invincible bones.

Fuck UNH and its shareholders desu (except for any anons here, good luck hope you get out with minimal losses)

which euro calls should i buy?
hard mode: no Rheinmetall

I think the experts are wrong.

The Fed printed trillions of dollars to buy US government bonds from 2008 to 2015 and it did not cause inflation.
It was only when the helicopter money came in during covid that inflation happening.

Printing money is fine as long as normies don't get their hands on it.

Why am I saying this? I think the implication that Trump is going to cause inflation because he gave up on cutting spending is wrong.
He can print money to buy treasuries and keep the debt snowballing and it is not going to matter as long as he doesn't give free money to normies.

I could be wrong but 2 years from now all the "experts" will be trying to figure out why inflation isn't happening or why the much predicted "stagflation" was never a thing. And all the people trying to buy "inflation-resistant assets" will be left holding the bag.

Tentacles on top, body on bottom
It tastes like shit

What do you mean? 2011 was the moment everything only went up from.

Can confirm, my cockatiel loved cuttlebones.

Zürich Rueck

seafood's gross

I came to the conclusion that the bond market selloff was a coverup for insiders selling before eu 50% tariff threat.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Any chance we retrace back to SPY $590? Or is the meme energy to keep above 2% EOD too strong?

The fuck did you call me

Would you think so when it’s frying up with some garlic and capers in butter anon?

March 2009 was the stock market bottom

But there was essentially no inflation in all the years of QE
It was only in 2020-2021 when normal people started getting free money that it went out of control.

I don't know how to explain it but it's true.
Printing money only causes inflation when it goes to normal everyday folks.

Chewy anon here. Nvidia weeklies don't fit my new trading restrictions. Women's underwear it is.

stock rises 5.1% in one day

calls go up 1.3%

stock pulls back 1.1% next day

calls lose 6%

God I hate these meme gambling shit stocks.

Putin's dickrider-in-chief Medvedev is teasing WWIII because Trump called his oshi crazy. Could affect bonds and energy futures

You finna make some shiokara outta those guts? If you like pungent and sharp food like bleu cheese, then that shit goes hard af with with alcohol.
foodinjapan.org/japan/ika-no-shiokara/

I am anxiously waiting for the Thursday nvdia dump to slurp

The 2008 to 2015 printing was exaggerated, nothing compared to the covid dump.

SPY 575 EOW
Dont ask how, just watch the magic unfold

Zamn that shit is good
Wow I’ve never heard of it, I’ve kept them aside so I’ll rustle up a recipe, thanks anon

Anyone else invested in BBAI?

You figured it out anon.
And thats exactly why the bond faggots are okay settling with only 4-5% returns.
That 5% will be “15%” before you know it.

Where my NVDA Chads at?

yeah inflation requires an increase of money velocity. printing it and locking it away doesn't much.

It is an acquired taste, but when it hits ong shits amazing. Just a full blast tangy taste that hits your entire mouth and makes shochu taste so fucking good. I recommend a bottle of Ikkomon if you can get it shipped to your area.

You are three days late to the pump anon.

I am now, lets go BBAI!

youtu.be/N3oH54REBxc?si=Gb2mjN8KNUz4eoof

youtu.be/YA73_lD4b2I?si=cujsuZVv454aVW4D

These two made me hungry yesterday. But on a diet, so no.

Hope you are right anon. I had that suspicion and setup that was, heavy on spxs and vix, with some other puts on pltr and ionq

I'm sorry but even as a bull, the constant pumping is retarded. Worrisome, even.
I'll slowly deleverage myself and stay in unleveraged positions.

on everybody's soul we ALL did this

I love you come hop into my bucket

If it would save lives and prevent climate change, why aren't the bottles coke and Pepsi use in all states subject to bottle deposits?

I thought you liked to eat green grass Mumu

That's it Mumu eat up, get big and fat for Bobo. Why? Oh, no reason. Bobo just wants to see Mumu healthy and well fed.

If bbai can revover then grrr can too

Because then I wouldn't be able to get my neighbors to give me all their empties and then use them to manufacture PTE filament for 3d printing.

Thread theme for Women's underwear stock.

youtu.be/RqcjBLMaWCg?si=vsx9yoxtkuNqdf_G

I already got mine

Fun fact: my son died doing exactly this.

Fun?

How

GRRR is going to have a fantastic 3 weeks in the runup to earnings. It'll pump if any new contracts announced but will dump otherwise.

3D printers can be used in the manufacture of ghost guns, and needs to be b& by the ATF.

High speed crash with no seatbelt. Head gets smashed into the seat in front in the wrong way, dead. If I had to guess.

Good shit anon, I’ve went with 20% salt, some mirin, and some plum wine my weeb housemate had to hand. Tried to avoid the ink sac
It’s a good thing it’s after dinner so I have immunity, but will save for next time

He was probably photographing chicks sleeping on the bus when the crazy guy ran up and grabbed the wheel and took them off a cliff boss.

NVDA
MSM preparing public for less-than-amazing earnings, moving the goalpost from quarter-over-quarter growth in earnings to "accelerated performance in later half of year".
Public being prepped to see potential revenue from middle east as substitute for lost revenue from China sales restrictions and less orders from big tech.
Budget Blackwell being presented as means of circumventing long-term restrictions to China, as well as countering increasingly attractive offerings from competitors such as Huawei, AMD, and Intel.
Poor reception of Nvidia's latest gaming GPUs being presented as evidence of "wise" decision by Nvidia to focus on data center revenue.
CoreWeave stock price being presented as a paper gain for Nvidia, to additionally offset lost real revenue.
First analyst (Seaport Research) to set price target at $100, other analysts either lower price target $5-10 or reiterate.
MSM articles focusing on Nvidia options market strategies, shifting from supporting direct stock purchases.
NVDA stock price has been unable to break $140 in recent history, current volume of trading is weak relative to historic market price increases.
Current EPS forecasts are less than the previous quarter's EPS forecasts for the first time in over a year, and MSM articles stress that investors would be reasonable to expect a "modest beat".
Possible interpretation:
Whales are attempting to avoid a "flash crash" of NVDA due to poor earnings and "messy" guidance, and are seeking to extend the period over which they can exit their positions before geopolitical news concerning much awaited US trade policies on semiconductors breaks.

a good samaritarn saw the pedo and gouged his eyes out and tore his head off in front of the helpless defenseless vulnerable 17 year and 364 day old little girl on the bus he was victimizing.

Damn anon. Thanks. I always forget they have to placate the normies.

yeah sorry doom bull to infinity it doesnt matter. market sentiment oscillates hourly now. We are currently in the "spy 650" exhuberance. Literally nothing can stop this rally.

Had a girl sleep like this on a overnight bus behind me once but she wedged her ass between the gap between my seats. I got to stick my face in there and inhaled deeply. One of my treasured memories.

US Steel SURGING

If you use PET to manufacture a 3D2A fun then you deserve exactly what is going to happen.

Good lad. We don't get cuttlefish round these parts, but I remember many long nights at drinking parties eating weird shit because Japs are obsessed with fucking with gaijin and expecting you to overreact to foods even they think are weird.

Sold my NVDA long

Yeah. Not feeling this semen slurping stock right now. Crabbing for almost a week straight. This shit is going straight to hell after earnings.

I never understood buying large caps like nvidia, you will never ever get a 2d unless you use leverage.

t minus 10 minutes

If the Fed prints to buy bonds, yields will go down though.

OTM options are literally a scam. You might as well just write a check to Israel instead of buying them, it'll accomplish the same thing with less stress

ASMB STOCK LADIES
ASSEMBLY BIO

Heaven or Hell, LET'S FIGHT

Leverage is how I've lost a lot of money fast. Just slowly but surely buying low and selling at 10%+ has been much safer for me.

A 2d what? Waifu?

there will be turds in the pool. extremely bearish

Not today buddy, this time we reverse dump.

Apple first became the most valuable company in the world in 2011, by definition the "largest cap".

It wasn't a bad time to buy and hold all the way until now. It never stopped printing money.

22 Witnessed

+2.2% S&P500 gain confirmed

wait what’s a reverse du-

And? The face value would go up. If you buy bonds you want rates to go down. You can get your gains today!

youtube.com/watch?v=DnM1OnkEMi4
This market is only big enough for one of us.

If you have to ask...

ITS HAPPENING

I sold all my reit positions. I don't think they're going to print faster then s&p and did hedge well against the downturn from a month ago

RONBINHOOD EXECUTED MY PUTS BEFORE THE INCOMING DUMP
WHAT THE FUCK WHY?

Oh shit, I guess trips decides this.

I'm a snibby crab if trips

NVDA reports total word domination and parternership with TSMC, SOXL mega dildos to an instant 200 after market
tomorrow pre market SOXL shoots to 400, peaks a mid day at 800
everyone loses their mind

Today has been an exceptionally very good day. I think I will crack a bottle of Palacio del Conde Gran Selección 2019 and grill a pork chop. Thinking a honey, onions sauce, garlic, and red pepper marinade.

お前はもう死んでいる

Isn't that good?

I WAS HOLDING PUTS

No refunds

I am going to beat your ass

Babbys first thread

Oh so it sold them and rug pulled you. That sucks, but maybe you shouldn't have entered an order.

ooooooooooooooo

What we thinking on HIMS? just bought 400 shares in low 53s today

Dump cancelled

big candles both ways

I guess American exceptionalism is a thing now.

lmao this JP Morgan asset manager on BloombergTV right now is pretty funny.

Aaaaaaand here comes the pump

bears always lose
real shit
all you have to do is zoom out
they're so fucking retarded

Yeah, earlier today i think some company bought 40,000~ shares and pumped it. It has been hovering around 53 since their competitors announced this nothing burger of a healthcare plan that only exists if your employer has some specific EU healthcare company. Cuz EUs are fat yknow.

Then Novo nordisk had something to do with HIMS making some limited time offer, costs 500~ instead of 1300~. Since they announced that Eli Lilly has dropped and novo nordisk has gone up.

I think there was this huge dump for HIMS, saw a lot of volume selling one day. Might have been one of the retailers selling at 65

hi /smg/ it's been a while (1 week, felt like eternity)
was holding FSLR, RKLB, NVDA, OKLO, MSFT, AMZN at the end of april/start of may.
sold them all off to try gamble with long/short leverage.
had good entries into all of them
would be up ~30% on my portfolio if I'd just remained a baggy
instead I am down 5%
upside is that it's only worth 9k gbp (presently) so the loss/lost gains aren't life changing
just wanted to get that off my chest, thanks for reading anons
p.s. tell me what the next niggermoon stonk is please

Sold CC's against my SOXL today. Also bought calls at 19 and puts at 15.50. Depending on NVDA's earnings tomorrow, if SOXL crabs I keep a good amount of premium. If SOXL dumps my losses are capped. And if SOXL moons then I still get upside exposure. Here's hoping for a surprise NVDA beat.

Line literally always gongo up.

Damn, AMC cleaned up on Memorial Day weekend. Record high ticket sales this weekend. Does anyone know what films came out?

does anyone spot that wick at 1:13pm est on SPY?

Crabs and butterfly spreaders win

IBKR shitting the bed on currency exchange to stop me buying the UNH dip, perhaps a sign
Left it outside as a legendary loot drop for a bird

these kids dont know yet, I know theres a couple oldfags here still but most haven't lost enough money yet to realize the only truth about this market
it only goes up, if you DCA you just can't lose

Lilo & Stitch live action remake plus Mission Impossible

givne the length of time this general has existed, /smg/ hasn't experienced a *Real* bear market

Mission impossible? I dont watch movies and Eden I was planning on seeing it.

Nice end of day dump Bobo, real scary.

I don't go to theaters but I would be willing go if it is to watch a new MI movie. They are cool as fuck on the big screen.

I think I paid too much for Women's underwear today.

Freshly used?

MMs really like that 590 spot

Fuck. Do I buy a bit of UNH here? The downward trail seems too clean to just reverse from here. Looks like it will continue to slide down.

I went to see it and was pretty good, there are two insane action scenes that are worth watching the whole movie

Worth seeing in Imax? I was thinking of going to see it this week.

Isn't the PE ratio like 10? Are they going to stop earning money somehow?

When we hit $350 next Friday I want you to remember you typed this out.

Its the most obvious buy I have ever seen, so safe, so clean. Nice little divvie as well to sweeten the deal. UNHealthy chad stay winning.

crabbing to close

12, it's not THAT cheap. It only looks that way because everything else is insanely overvalued.

That's gay

It is just the fraud spook and CEO head blasting that I feel will hold the company unsteady. It will obviously recover eventually but in the short time is the question
I don't know man. I'll pussy out and buy tomorrow if it dips again.

noob here, if I want to buy a stock at x price (lower than current market price) but also want to have it instantly ready to sell at x+y price (higher than what I bought it for), what kind of order is that? or is that not possible to setup because I don't have the stock in my possession?

CRWV

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

no end of day dump

bullish

Apple is trying to rally and that makes me irrationally angry. I want Apple baggies to suffah bish.

LVMH MON AMIE, YOU RECOVERED WHILE I WAS COOKING

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

GRRR

I knew tuesday would moon. I knew we wouldn't dump. but I didnt have the capital. and we will stay at this level all week.

Finally unloaded my ASML bought a week ago, now this time I won’t buy until the next dip

+3.72%

Mumu treating me right.

I never expect some random tech startup to get partnered with NVDA

+26% on options scalping. Got some decent trades in the morning, but then it just got so comatose I walked away to keep myself from being tempted into a loser. Hard to make scalps when it's always in such a tight range.

+1.32%

I didn't slurp enough on Friday! I could have slurped more and I didn't! And I... I didn't!

i watched it on a regular theatre, I think it's enough, there is a lot of filler desu but the two action sets are so great

Seems like a buy under $300. I slurped a bit more today.

and it did not cause inflation

Inclined to stop reading right there, you fucking fuck.
It's you UE, isn't it?
Pompous fucking poorfag Fed shill.

Rheinmetall +6.54%

TZD NHH 1488

i watched it and it was bad. yes, Tom Cruise is based regarding the stunts he does. movie was bad

Today was literally just a straight line up. Homosexual market. Even in other stronger rallies there's a point where it retracts a little. Today is an exception.

+2.7%

RHEINMETALL IS HEADING TO 10000€ BUY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

DAX doing well today

Today: +1.81%
This Month: -1.79%
This Year: -44.51%

+2%-ish. All smiles.
Have a risky position in play and some cash to slurp a dip if one shows up.

+3.4%

5foot8

+3.67%

Bobo chan i....*hump her ass*

magine being Bron Breakker. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. You feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. You take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being Bron Breakker

+1.4%
All because that niggerfaggot UNH didn't pump

That is such a freaking sick IPO I could have gotten into damn... I just prefer trying to make it big since I am poor but I regret it now, I mean 6000$ is 6000.

some european faggot tanks and planes stock is the New Gamestop

fuck that

+3.06
TSLA, AMD, and NVDA were the big movers.

We're out of bull(shit)ish narratives you can sell now

Why won't you even switch stocks? Could have risked it on AMC hitting it big on memorial day, it open >4 so might still be a chance it does 6 this week which would take away all yearly losses.

I know you got SOXL so i hope the best for Nvidia though.

Indexes are basically at ATH, defense is all the fucking rage these days, what the FUCK is Anduril doing? When the fuck are they doing their IPO. Now is the perfect time if they want to grab as much money as possible while the market is at its peak.
They're fucking retarded.

Incredible chart did you really sell the bottom

no way they're pushing us past 591. this is insanity. I dont even see the bottom falling out anytime soon.

okey. will sell everything right away bobo-san

Circle's IPO is next week and I am pretty bullish on it. I don't think it has legs, but getting in early and then selling before the rugpull looks like a pretty solid short term investment.$24-$26 offerings so I will probably pick up 1000 shares.

finance.yahoo.com/quote/CIRC.PVT/
circle.com/

was nice to break that 590, bobo in shambles

where we're going, we dont need bullish narratives

+0.45%
Dragged down by BYD starting a price war. You would think that that would affect TSLA, but not in this meme market.

Kek
What the fuck

holy fuck

p=0.20 between alphabetical order of The List and performance today

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

$838 (0.82%)

SCHD surged 1.46% today and SCHY went up 0.25%

This wine is fantastic. Thanks to the Spanish anon who recommended it to me on the other Anon Babble when Anon Babble was down.

12%

Stay poor

shit stock that will only keep dumping

Also "Rex Steiner" would've been such a better name for the guy.
Wtf even is a Bron Breakker?

Rechsteiner

Rex Steiner

Even Burgers could figure that out!
(Even through it took them a while to realize why they liked to chant "Rusev Day" so much)
They didn't even give the guy the chainmail :-(
t. lifelong wrestling fan

What was that last pump from? Insiders buying? >___>

Don’t worry about my phone, I can always plug it in. But don’t hold Maersk or Rheinmetall until they are better aligned with the market universal unconscious

about -50% to the targets. probably will happen just like the absolutely ridiculous tesla targets did

RIP WEAT

still over 100k. nice. miss you and thinking of you.

live action

why must they ruin everything....

You already know exactly why ((they)) ruin everything

i don't have the energy anymore to look at individual stocks
yes, to the minute

dad found the wheat planet

You are a disgusting freak. What did it smell like though?

futures

guys

limit order for the stock at x, with automatic profit taker order attached at x+y. IBKR lets you do this, idk about others

I think I'll slurp some BYD. In the long term, I think they'll dominate hard. Even harder than today.
I don't care if they'll be tariffed to hell in the US or EU they'll sell everywhere else in the world, including at home. And that's a fucking lot of people.
I know if I was allowed to buy one of their cars, I would do it.
When I want to buy the product, I know I should buy the stock. They always turned into stocks performing well. NTDOY being the last one.

there will never be a pullback, so whats to stop me from all inning spy calls?

Nvidia suppliers are quickening their AI data center rack production. Nvidia is fixing to make a big play.
ft.com/content/26ad4a47-aefd-4a96-9605-275027f83b5
archive.is/KFlVO
Archiving for the poors is in progress so just wait a bit for it to finish and reload

100%. As soon as Bron signing was announced Anon Babble had already come up with that name within like five minutes. It would have been perfect for the reason you mentioned, and also because Rex is a traditional name for dogs in the US and his father's gimmick was basically being a rabid bulldog.

Also Bron's cousin Brock (Scott's son and yes he is named after Lesnar) has already announced he is signing with WWE when he completes college AND he wears the chainmail when he is one the sidelines of football games. Brock is a beast and the tallest member of the family by a lot.

futures

I'm using trading 212 and I can't do that, I'll check out ibkr thanks

you're welcome, please post sharpie in ass

Brock is a beast and the tallest member of the family by a lot.

Hopefully Gable Stevenson humble bear won't repeat itself with the Steiner kid...

what ever happened with the INVZ hype -_-

i dont know what p/l means or how to invest so just give it to me straight. why does it matter if he's getting his money back over time? what's an example of a good "p/l" for a another stock.

let's say he got 30k of nvdy and gets 1k dividends back every month. after 30 months he starts to make money right? what's wrong with nvdy

btw i now realized how people can get scammed by being ignorant. i'm super close to putting money in nvdy and the other 'y' strategies

I'm gonna break my computer this is bullshit

I have no sharpies because I ate them all sorry

Nvidia suppliers are quickening their AI data center rack production. Nvidia is fixing to make a big play.

AMD, Intel, and Huawei all use the same suppliers as Nvidia. This means less market share for Nvidia.
In the event of inadequate earnings, it's uncertain if NVDA stock price will fall immediately on Thursday or if investor sentiment will dramatically shift the following week.

UNH

overvalued, nobody is going to seriously buy large volumes after the dip

Checked, everybody gets one
There's no way this shit is not oversold, it's not a meme tech business, competition will take years to eat into their market share, and the board members are buying and not selling

That's a man

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
You see those links that are in the OP? They can help you figure this shit out. I wouldn't rely on asking Anon Babble to explain things to you because you are probably going to end up in this kind of situation.
youtube.com/watch?v=2D-4zgezQE4

I don't think he is going to be 92ing anyone. It looks like he is in a pretty committed relationship with his gf.
instagram.com/brockrechsteiner

okay I'm looking into this 'automatic profit taker order' and in 212 it's called take profit order. seems to only work with CFD's and I'm (currently) not interested in those which is really gay. I'm just gonna assume it's the same for ibkr and not bother

crypto bro discussing his favourite currency with his fellow scholars in the "which hole does the triangle peg go into" general

baited by a pretty girl into smg

jizz_in_his_pants.lonelyisland

realises his preferred financial instrument has mooned 1000%, was bought by the government of Libya, and crashed to nothing after being nationalised

post nut rage kicks in

"that's a man"

1 post by this ID

but my question is too specific to research

+9.75%. Big wins today with SOXL, SOUN and a swing trade of mstx with gains of 4%.

I'm just gonna assume it's the same for ibkr and not bother

today I have led a horse to water. perhaps its for the best, its a ballache to sign up and trading 212 is the youtube ad one for normies, perhaps easier this way

I don't think he is going to be 92ing anyone.

lmao
I meant the high expectation the system had in the guy and the complete letdown the person eventually turned out to be.

indexes didnt even flinch. holy shit.

How do you do fellow 18-24 year old males, would you like to talk about drinking beer?

I bought 50 shares of pepsi (ticker symbol: PEP) today

I hate beer and want my white or japanese wife to fuck all day long NOW. Im so sick of the bullshit. YOU FUCKERS RUINED IT FOR ME.

what is your favourite brand boss

okay okay I'll look into it and sign up there
I don't know much about these things and don't know if I want to spend a lot more time getting all these things set up. I suppose it's an investment so why not

trading 212 is the youtube ad one for normies

really that bad? I'm EU and it looked like the lesser evil out of all the shitty brokers here

nah i be talking shit mang, ive never used it that's just the only time ive seen it

BUILD WEALTH FOR AS LITTLE AS £1 A MONTH WITH NO COMISSIONS, ONLY WITH TRADING 212

Nah, Gable's entire family was dimeless which is why his brother got future endeavored too. From what I have seen Brock seems to have way more charisma than Bron (who I suspect is shoot on the spectrum). Here is a pic of him when he was fifteen years old already mogging the rest of his family. I haven't seen any pics of the whole family together like this, but Scott always makes sure that when he has his picture taken with Brock it is from the waist up.

Did the announcement that foodstamps wouldn't be allowed to buy coke affect the stock much?

I like Guinness. My friend used to have his own brewery/pub and he made a blonde ale with Norwegian yeast or some shit and it was the best beer I ever had. He called is the Norwegian Viking, I dunno it was unfiltered and had an incredible taste. Only thing I could compare it to is like a hoegartden. I miss it boss.

that's pretty special, no access anymore?

guinness

hate being at a pub and someone orders this, the pouring half and letting it settle and then finishing it just for the person to say

reeeeee the head is too big and it's two degrees too cold

based OP posting real woman and not that cunny shit

out of 10

Too late jannies, I've saved it.

been a good year for lean hogs

hopefully glow niggers dont cry pizza

No

I'm a WOLF baggie with average of $4.19. Each day I count on hopium junkies and squeezers pumping my bags and each day I live in fear of the company filing for chapter 11.

too bad faggot read on

NVDA earnings release is tomorrow after close, right?

Why would vatniks cry Pizza?

No
Yes

OTM options are literally a scam

It's funny cuz if you try to sell them e.g knowing the scam you will end up getting fucked over the long run anyway

The real question is whether or not the other Chinese EV companies are strong competitors. The Chinese EV market is ridiculously competitive. I don't see how Tesla and their terrible build quality can survive in China against $7k EVs with autopilot bundled.

So sell SOXL or hold...

Imagine if China creates a functional operating system

Does that mean Nivida will be pumped so the big players can get money before the earnings dump?

Bobros, at which point do we resort to violence? They're making a mockery of the markets....

Everything china does is trash and will always be

Ironically the Tesla built in China have better build quality than the ones built in the US.

Made in china doesn't mean made by china

jannies take 8 hrs to remove thirst trap OPs on the biggest general on their board

insta 3 day for mentioning politics

He sold his brew pub. I am sure we could make a small batch, but I haven't thought about it much boss.

I know, based beyond belief. Poltards deserve to die alone.

good
this is a coombait board

the key to being a successful bear is patient
the most famous bears waited a long time, sometimes multiple years, before their bets paid off
they key is maintaining colateral and emotional stability

that's true but they're still cheap (relatively speaking) so it doesn't matter

;)

you're welcome anon

there is literally no reason why pepsi stock dumped that much
it's a boring consumer staple stock it's only going to go up

the moment you do we'll have a pullback
we're all waiting for you anon

will Bessent succeed?

qrd?
what's he up to?

in what?
trade?
deficit?

Where are my 0dtechads at?

I made a killing today with a SPY 590C bought in the morning when. SPY was 584. I usually never buy a few minutes after open but reading the tape I just knew things would turn out the way it did today.
Made back everything I lost last week and then some today.
I probably won’t make that play again unless I am just as certain.

baking

Anon, the bull thesis is literally just "stocks always go up." There hasn't been a narrative for the past 5 years. They just open robinhood and smash the buy button, fundamentals be damned

Your right anon. Anyone who has taken a couple intro economic courses knows that inflation = money supply x velocity. In other words, if new dollars don't circulate, there isn't much inflation. Giving out money to normies causes inflation. Locking up money in the treasury market/overseas doesn't, not really. Of course, this has encouraged crazy levels of debt, which do actually cause problems when the service cost grows faster than revenues and overtime can cause countries to become effectively overleveraged.

It crossed above the 60 minute moving average at 10:00am and did not touch it again until 1:30pm. Fuckin crazy

narratives are needed for bear markets
the default state of the market is line go up

Also can you explain what did you see on the tape? How did you decide we are going vertically upwards?

This isn't exactly true, because we are in the middle of an indisputable bear market narrative. Literally the only shit to happen so far this year are 10% tariffs across the board, shrinking GDP, and a few hot inflation reads. Not to mention the S&P is up 100% over the past 5 years. Not 40% like it should be historically; ONE HUNDRED percent. Objectively, there is zero reason this should be another up year, and statistically we are extremely overdue for a down year, given the S&P is more than double its normal performance, every year, for 5 years running, despite no corresponding increase in earnings.
So in summary:
Default state = go up
Bear narrative = also go up

problem is the macro bear narrative is too weak, just look at today's consumer confidence

Mumu always wins unless there's a 2008 type situation where he goes to the slaughterhouse. But that's only occasional.

Consumer confidence is a measure of the retarded feefees of all the normies in the country who don't even know what the S&P 500 is. The macro narrative is, like I said, tariffs, shrinking GDP, and inflation still sort of unruly after 5 fucking years. Don't get me wrong, stocks are 100% guaranteed to continue going up. But the macro bear narrative is ironclad and there's no rational reason stocks SHOULD go up.

fair enough, but until something actually breaks (like in 08) stocks will keep going up
the macro narrative was bearish in 07 and stocks went up because nothing actually happened

In Europe where people save like retards consumer confidence is important. Most burgers spend everything they have immediately anyway so it doesn’t really matter how confident they are, if big price rises ever materialise they will be immediately underwater

Fucking Trump bended to the EU's superior negotiating tactics and cucked the fuck out tariffs like a fat white dude sitting in the cuck chair while his wife is getting fucked 4 feet away by a big black cock. The EU is going to continue to rip the US off on trade and force our companies to adopt their backassward standards instead of innovate modern solutions to complex problems. What a joke country mine is boss.

Yeah SPY is unironically going to hit 700 this year easily, maybe even within the next few months. Retail investors no longer consider stocks to be a risk asset. There's no conceivable way they can go down at this point until something physically fucks the entire United States in the ass with no lube.

The EU has been fucking us in the ass for decades boss.

Breddy good but tomorrow is the real deal either makes or breaks me

They try to but their dick is so tiny it doesn't really affect us. Trump is just angry that they would be so brazen as to even try. But in terms of actual economic impact, nobody actually harms the US with their "unfair trade policies"

tariffs still not removed (still 30% with china)

supply chain still fucked

jpow not cutting rates

wages stagnant worldwide

CPI coming in next month

How the fuck is stocks and crypto 2% from ATH? We should be fucking dumping, what is this market

being a bear is all about patience
being a bull is all about playing the musical chair game and finding a chair to sit before the music stops

Retail participation has hit new records every single year for the past decade or so, and they neither understand nor care about fundamentals. More demand for stocks = higher prices on stocks.

One moment please. I’m eating dinner

Which defence stocks would benefit the most from the golden dome?

this
it's a free market asset prices don't have to match fundamentals

TSLA still pumping in the aftermarket even after a +7% day

fucking hell

Then we'll see regular legs down when retail gets to the point where they have to stary selling off their portfolios to cover rent and shit at some point

but optimus prime though?

noooooooooo I was the smart boy, I deserve to win, fuck these bullish queers reeeeeeee

Trump has been the best thing to happen to my portfolio and I started my positions four years ago

Thoughts on Nvda earnings tomorrow?
I have 4 ATM calls for 6/6

in general, restructuring the american economy from wall st to main st

small beat but it still dumps

Or retail could just run out of money
A very likely and imminent scenario if tariffs A) aren't all totally removed and B) have the same impact that they did when you learned about them in high school econ

Raytheon, Air Defense is their bread and butter. Absolutely terrible company and so pozzed it is unbelievable, but they are the best at what they do sadly.
t. former Raytheon tech wagie.

/smg/ is an ANTI skub general

I'm long like everyone else, retard. Do you not see me throughout this thread saying "stocks are 100% guaranteed to go up" ? There is nothing more profitable than an irrational market.

That's years away. Like I said earlier, retail investors literally do not consider stocks to be a risk asset anymore. They'll sell their cars and houses before they sell their stocks, because stocks are considered 100% guaranteed free money, and it's a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point.

Post proof that retail is carrying the pump or shut the fuck up

You think price hikes and economic slowdown from the tariffs are years away?

restructuring the american economy from wall st to main st

It's different this time

Skub is great, who could be anti-skub?