We're excited to share that Chainlink Labs has been recognized as one of Newsweek's Top 100 Most Loved Workplaces

shits on projects whenever jeets are on the team

"fully white doxxed team saars"

CL does it, WOW THEYRE SO HECKIN BASED AND NOBLE FOR HELPING LE NIGGERINOS

Who shits on projects for having Indians on the team?

>We're excited to share that Chainlink Labs has been recognized as one of Newsweek's Top 100 Most Loved Workplaces

It probably actually is.

Honestly though what do all those people actually do? I don't mean the FUD memes but like what is the most common job role. I doubt many of them develop anything. You can only have so many project managers. Are they event coordinators? Marketing roles?

I'm not saying they are unnecessary per se I'm just curious what their actual job description is?

Each of those individuals represents a node in the critical neural infrastructure of chainlink.

Happy workers means higher productivity.

Community advocates maybe? That sounds like a marketing role sort of. I was looking at their website to understand. Ironically, people here have tons of knowledge and enthusiasm about Chainlink. Many would make great advocates if they could reign in their autism long enough

There’s plenty of candles to go round the whole crypto congregation

spends weeks posting Chainlink regional events in Africa with 4 attendees

Chainlink is black, anon, I promise!

CLL posts a staff picture

it's blindingly white

uh... r-roasties!

hilarious, desperate move of the goalposts there lmao

Chainlink transcends borders

Alright. Probably more developers than I originally thought and various sales positions as well. Specialists and technical experts to help teams integrate LINK into their projects as well etc.

I'm looking at their open roles on the CLL site, these job titles all look pretty real. I only see 3 fake jobs.
Advocates are not employees, they are volunteers that get perks. Slight difference. From what I heard they would get early access to the staking pool (even if they weren't holding x years ago) and shit like smartcon tickets or things of that nature. There's definitely more that they get but it's not actual cash.

Advocates are not employees, they are volunteers that get perks. Slight difference.

I see thought they were employees.

I'm looking at their open roles on the CLL site, these job titles all look pretty real. I only see 3 fake jobs.

I looked as well. What do you consider a fake job exactly?

Top 20 token. They are doing a great job.

Look at all the roasties at the front. Just look at it. All your money went to that abomination. And just imagine the smell

I hate all women (except my mother) so much it’s unreal

What do you consider a fake job exactly?

Culture & Communications Lead. This role could work until you realize it's an entirely remote company. It's impossible to have any real culture in that environment. Community Manager, similar reasoning to past role. Lastly Head of Liquidity. Maybe I'm retarded but this just sounds fake. "you will be responsible for accelerating adoption of the cll platform.... by providing liquidity as a service to defi and tradfi to and help close deals" That just doesn't seem like something that needs it's own specific role, especially when we are told that cll just builds infrastructure while everyone else provides the liquidity.

Well.

Hatred is a one way ticket to disease within your holy brain.

HUNDREDS UPON HUNDEDS OF WORTHLESS POSITIONS. CAN CUT ABOUT 90% OF THIS WORKFORCE. WAKE UP, SERGEY

What would a Culture & Communications Lead look like for the TCP/IP protocol?

friendly reminder, link endgame is that eventually you will ALL be an employee of CLL in the galactic gig economy.

ETH/USD alerters were the first to figure out this inevitable truth as they toil day in and day out to maintain the integrity of The Feed.

Normally threads like these were made by adem. Haven’t seen him in a bit, hopefully he finally killed himself

If it means Anons benefit?

Happy to help

Calm down faggots

Lot of HR faces upfront but we see all the males who do the coding in the back. Nice try shill kun. Actually no not nice try you stink at this.

Their wages all come from bagholders btw.

Head of Liquidity did sound kind of funny as a title but once I read the description it made more sense.

I can agree that culture would be seemingly hard to develop remotely but I would assume they have frequent video calls so maybe not.

Silly you. Your hatred of women comes precisely from your mother.

Not a black face in the whole crowd

All those $200k total comp packages. Thanks marines. This year we're gonna need you to buy more/

To be fair, the marines on biz are all doing very well from their investment. I believe they are early adopters and so maintain great profit which undulates.

Who’s the guy that Sergey is with?

x.com/EidJohann

2x more employees and 13x higher mcap. Ergo XRP employees produce 6.5x more value then a chainlink employee does

THIS
IF CHAINLINK WAS TRADING AT 200+ A POP THERE WOULD BE 0 FUD

lol
Imagine being a chainlink bagholder for 7 years while Sergey dumps millions of tokens just to pay useless fat women
All those fatasses have profited more off this project than anyone on Anon Babble

ANOTHER FACT
THE ONLY ONES THAT HAVE MADE IT FROM CHAINLINK ARE THE CL LABS EMPLOYEES
I BET THOSE WHO WERE HIRED IN THE LAST 2 YEARS ALREADY HAVE FATTER STACKS THAT THE 2017-2018 ERA MARINES

this thing is 100% jewish

Thanks chatgpt. Makes me feel great given i've been here since 2019 and i'm down.

So this is why this dogshit coin can’t sustain any price action huh. They have to dump enough each month to pay for alllll these fucking useless employees. I can’t even imagine; and I bet a large chunk of them’s entire job is just to shill Chainlink online so there IS someone to dump Chainlink into. Kek. Imagine getting into this polycule

Ripple employees have nothing to do, nobody uses Ripple or XRP for anything at all, not even within crypto.
Also their banking connections are 1/100th those of Chainlink, so there aren't really any accounts and relations to foster and maintain either.

So this is why this dogshit coin can’t sustain any price action huh. They have to dump enough each month to pay for alllll these fucking useless employees.

Ripple dumps 3x more and has more than twice as many employees.
lol

They put the 10 women up front and the rest is all men kek. Reminds me of picrel. Based CLL.

I used to work at a great workplace like tha, pic related.
Literally nothing ever get done, just constant parties and events. And grand promises to investors.

muh Ripple is worse

not an argument sweaty, just a distraction
but thanks for inadvertently admitting that Chainlink is in deep shit

youtube.com/watch?v=YXltXrGSv9c

You can't say Link has bad price action because of things half the top 10 does way worse kek

sweaty this isn't a competition, comparing LINK to every other failed scam isn't an argument, it's pure deflection and whataboutism
either LINK is whatever the shills hail it to be and deserves to be held to higher standards, or it is a shitcoin like the rest of them

Johann is the man. Really cool, friendly dude.

Top 100 Most Loved Workplaces

A workplace where you do no work is certainly comfy

If a causative relationship only applies to a single entity, then it's not a causative relationship at all.
This is one of the absolute most basic elements of formal logic imaginable.

Were you ever instructed to perform an IQ test? Maybe to qualify for some type of government benefit?

Ok but where are the BIPOCian and/or trans folx… ? Sirgay, kindly correct this issue. This is not very wholesome of you.

I am gladly carrying the torch for him, him and schwab anon were visionaries. Schwab anon was carrying the lone torch of fud in the darkness of 2021, he could see the future before fudding link was cool. He was a single man lighting fires of fud in an ocean of hyperbullish link shills. Years later and now fudding is the rational man's position, with dozens of former cultists switching to the fud side, as chainlink continues to dump and underperform, our cause gains more momentum.

Those could me FtM troons doe

yes the marines are doing so great, how could you tell?

i regret not holding any bitcoin.

fcuking scam. everything but bitcoin is a fculing scam

i bought this fcuking coin for 4 years. and got 1,300 link

i sold my car for 200 link.

for years i only got 1300 link.

nice pseudo-intellectual deflection honey
a cause can absolutely be valid for one specific system or context, even if it doesn’t apply universally.

meant for

Where are all the nonwhite employees??