/smg/ - Stock Market General

US-EU trade war paused edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc smg:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

Theta gang wya? Loving the passage of time

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YOU SICK FUCK

I'm running 3 iron condors and 2 bear call spreads, I luv m theta

Why is swing trading with leveraged etfs so easy? Ill be a millionaire in 3 years.

But enough about path of exile

Rheinmetall

ATH

EU is King!

They called me a baggie for bying wdef but I'm 20% up

Tell me your secrets anon. How do you know when to sell?

look at these fake ass 'generals' with coombait, more faggots and trannys ruining the website with the botted auto general horseshit
kill yourselves faggots

You bought calls right anon?

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Based quads of being a retard and whiny bitch

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buying my bags

lmao

Let the threads run to 500, who cares if it's past bump limit

What the fuck is going on with crwv?

Sold my Robinhood calls too early. Oh well still a nice profit. Just could have been more! Now I got nothing that looks worth buying. I'm sure Trump will say something dumb again soon.

You're the reason they renamed "Geriatric Pregnancy" to "Advanced Maternal Age" lmfao

/blueboard/ you niggers, quads of truth, seethe

Yes, two 587Cs and six 588C 0dtes. Already up quite a bit today. Easy trades so far.

Coreweave got its first downgrade since filing for its IPO in March. Barclays downgrading the stock to equal weight from overweight calling short-term upside limited, but also raised its price target on Coreweave to $100 saying the analysts there remain optimistic long term. Despite all of that, Coreweave shares are currently higher by 15%. I do see a little bit of an AI trade more broadly, of course, but interesting to see the stock continue upward momentum. Remember the company came public at $40 for its IPO. So trading already well above those levels at the moment.

I still think it's overbought and I'll run a 121 bear call on it

lmao

Does the Maersk pain train never end, I don’t even want to dip buy becuase it just gets fucked every week

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Still makes more sense than TSLA at 355

I think people are wrong and the bond market will lose

U.S. government probing gold reserves

U.S. government moving into crypto reserves

Clearly getting ready to crank inflation sky high to erase USD debts. Bond holders will be left holding the stinky bags. Stock holders should melt up with inflation, right?

NOW YOU AMC ME !
NOW YOU AMC ME 2!
NOW YOU AMC ME NOW YOU DON'T!

you're underestimating how much the us govt cares about the dollar by a lot. We will start WW3 before we let the dollar crater, I believe that's the real plan to save the currency.

nuke consumers in a consumer economy. what could go wrong!?

Cantor Fitzgerald

median target accuracy of Cantor Fitzgerald & Co. is at -39.3% of its stock targets, while the median 12-month return on following Cantor Fitzgerald & Co.'s buy/sell/hold advice is -7.28%
some people might think they were pumping nvda in anticipation of poor earnings

The bond market is reality
Cratering the dollar will literally set us back 100 years, its a fucking retarded fantasy with no basis in reality as we are a service based country

I have sold the top, we can bearpost again you guys no need for this bullshit posting

havent you heard they are a robotics company now. The robots will shit pure gold so any price is too low.

So what now, just wait for another dip?

MR. TRUMP
TEAR
DOWN
THIS
RALLY

tfw you realize retail is the new smart money

META and GOOG are still reasonable.

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Check out Bloomberg TV right now. The founder of Sygaldry is laying out his business model.

Another tweet

retail can be retarded a lot longer than institutions can be uncomfortable

cant invest in someone who picked such a retarded name for a company

this rally is invincible. literally nothing could cause a massive dip in the next hour

if we dont close with some volatility, tomorrow has serious rally potential. It makes the bobo most uncomfortable.

Wah wah wah wah
Putin thinks youre a fucking moron just sanction him, he doesn't care

Pretty sure it comes from the King Killer Chronicles book. If I recall it in the story is it a kinda pseudo scientific application of magic to create advanced technology. Take that with a grain of salt because I read those books over a decade ago.

Putin put out a statement in response to Trump calling him insane that basically said

You okay lil bro? You seem kinda worked and emotional. Why don't you take some time off lmao.

It was pretty funny to be desu.

He still thinks netanyahu and putin are his ""allies""

APOLOGIZE

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NVTS

WTFWT

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the market as been skyrocketing for over a month. how is there any money left in the world?

Not relevant to today, but a "bad" showing from NVDA could wreak chaos in the tech sector, especially if they don't say "AI" enough.
NVDA partnership. Fun fact: I bookmarked this stock when it was under $2 and promptly forgot about it.

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when are you niggers going to learn that his ramblings on truthsocial don’t matter

Holy shit quantum emotion 2xd today, sweet. Tempted to sell but who knows how high it can go

All Hail The Don

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new money is made every day

This
Nothing
Ever
Happens

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We'll be doing the retail shakeout dance for awhile i assume

write a twitter with some bullshit 50% tariffs

market drops 1%

cancel it

market rises 2%

Jewish tricks are that simple?

tfw NVDA’s $250M position now adds $2B paper gains

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There will come a ruler whose brow is laid in thorn
Smeared with oil like David's boy, oh-lei, oh-lai, oh, Lord
Oh-lei, oh-lai, oh-lei, oh, Lord, smeared with oil like David's boy, Oh-lei, oh-lai, oh, Lord
Oh-lei, oh-lai, oh-lei, oh, Lord, he will tear your city down, oh-lei, oh-lai, oh-oh

His smile and optimism gone

Kabbalah magic is a real thing

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sold my SPY puts at a massive loss. the market can crash now

Jewish tricks are that simple?

pretty much. that's all he's been doing since he came to power this term. He literally DGAF anymore.

tell your friends and family to buy xyz stock after he tweets

he says some nonsens it dumps

they slurp it up

he withdraws nonsense

it goes up

they sell

and repeat ad nauseum
they've been doing it for months now

OH MY GOD SHES ONLY 20 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FREAKS

why did DJT dump on bitcoin announcement?

need 1k by tomorrow give me your best lotto

That's almost as bad as the Terran Orbital founder using LLAP (Live Long And Prosper) as his ticker

missiles and drones are being shot into Ukranian cities for no reason whatsoever

They're at war you dumb motherfucker.
Also, why does he capitalize random words?

They're at war you dumb motherfucker.

nigga obviously you're not supposed to indiscriminately target civilian infrastructure, even while at war - its against international law. That's only reserved for god's special people.

CRCL IPO next week. $24-$26 a share.

Redditors will never not be embarassing.

jeez that body language says so much

So you are saying I'm betting on a 60% chance? Good enough odds for me bucko

Retail boomers are the biggest holder of DJT and crypto frightens and confuses them. Issuing a shit ton of debt just to buy crypto set off the boomer fear response.

Trump is a spoiled brat, that thinks the world of politics is like his epstein parties where everybody gets along somehow

haha we are buddies haha yeah, remember back then

Also: Another US session that is 3-4 hours nonstop pumping

Is nvda gonna hit 150 tomorrow I am sick of this dogshit stock

They make tremendous amounts of money and the AI revolution is still in early adaption. That's really where the parallels nvda bears draw to dot com fall apart, cisco p/e was ridiculous, nvidia's is not.

Not our war not our problem

This

Yes kek wills it but the algos will probably only let it hit 150 briefly within the first 25 minutes of the numbers coming out. It WILL have a schizo response AH just like last time and theta could eat any gains by Friday so longs over 140 don’t cash out but that’s the risk you are willing to take take trading a 3.3T stock that will probably trade near 400M shares tomorrow

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i suck at trading and therefore I buy high and sell low at a loss

this means nvda is dogshit

Kill yourself.

I'm expecting a massive sell-off in Thursday which is when I'll go in

QBTS dumping

did you remember to thank daddy don for the gains today?

Just going off p/e numbers the nvda bubble burst in mid 2023

I love making money while knowing jack shit about stocks

what gains ?

if you bought on friday you’re up bigly brother

this market will literally never dump ever. anything lost last week was regained plus some within the first hour.

Yeah, I don't think there's any point in buying it now. If it goes up in the middle of all this shit, it's going to infinity dollars anyway, meaning that your cost basis ultimately won't mean too much in a couple years. Meanwhile, if it doomps, it's a buying opportunity because there's no way it won't recover eventually.
Now if you were to buy NVDL now, that might be a different story.

Thank you for sharing you beautiful son of a bitch!

glad those MIT scientists finally figured out how to stop the line from going down. Smooth sailing from here.

I can smell a dump coming like a farmer can smell a thunderstorm

Why do you post this in every thread? Kind of weird bro.

Is this Celsius?

ty for posting this

Lol
Lmao even
Enjoy the cope posting for the next three months

NTDOY

It has to pullback. There is nothing they can present at earnings to make the kikes not take profits to buy yachts and child prostitutes for the summer. Look at pltr now, it's dumping for the exact same reason. Kikes want line to go up, not sideways.

Nah, it's CERN using the Large Hadron Collider to pump stocks to infinity.

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This has to be a vatnik right? Nobody is this big of an indoctrinated genetic deadend loser to constantly post this daily?

Just read Circle's white paper. I don't have long term confidence in their ability to deliver on their promises, but I think there is some juice to squeeze if you jump in on the IPO and hold until FOMO drives retail gamblers to grab the bag.

company that owns stock releases "fair value" estimate way above it's cost basis

Any reason to not just buy soxl now

I mean they are all that matters from a market perspective.

ID says “like down low”

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short HIMS
short PLTR
short RBLX
short TSLA

Keep em or sneed em?

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I am positioned at a neutral to slightly bearish tilt over the next month. nvda is going to beat and the market is going to rally an additional 2%.

Keep. NVDA is literally the only relevant player in the GPU game. They cannot fail.

they could just double their dividend

Back to Anon Babbleeddit, NOW

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No there are lots of burgers like this too, the reaction jay pegs must be getting quite stale after three years

Fuck. Why didn't I take my own advice? I've got GOOG, but META was the better intraday play.

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Wow, Nagel
Very insightful

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OOOOOOOO SHIT HERE WE GOOOOO

Is that an actual photo or some sort of computer/artists rendition? Obviously it’s edited for clarity but I’m talking about the original

ah the famed BEARBULL signal

I BET AGAINST AMERICA

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590

590

590

BEARS ARE IN SHAMBLES

MY FUCKING PUTS

CODE GREEN CODE GREEN CLOSE SHORTS CLOSE SHORTS AAAAAA PULL DOWN PULL DOWN PULL DOWN
STALL
STALL
STALL
PULL DOWN. RETARD RETARD RETARD. CLOSE ALL SHORTS NOW.

ARE YOU OKAY BOBO

SNB Chairman Schlegel just announced that they are looking at negative inflation in the coming months.

s&p just casually up 2%

STOP THE COUNT

No, I'm not okay. I cut off my penis and have to routinely dilate a festering wound where it used to be.

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digits trvke

me rn looking at spy

What was the restart pump about? Algos? Orange man post?

Twerking is honestly repulsive desu

Is her name spy?

Sorry I don’t like to use the r slur but ykwim fellas

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missed out on last Friday's generational bottom by only slurping a little instead of a lot

Life is truly suffering

Bobo-kun...

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Trump-Sama... nani wa?!?!

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generational bottom

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my bot tells me to buy calls

i go take a piss before making the trade

come back and somehow there was a megapump while i was taking a piss causing the risk of my position to double

extremely gay

20 trading days in a month

further out buddy. maybe some IV witch craft too. No idea why VIX tanked even though actual volatility is way the fuck up today.
it's true!

TRVKE check

Calm down, like damn it's been 30 seconds.

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Somebody think of the bobos please

Vixxx

nigga were hitting 600 eow.

Why would you ever bet against the greatest economy in the history of mankind?

Why would you ever bet against the Orange eternally youthful 6'4 billionaire retard with history making meme magic and bullet dodging aura.

What part of your thesis says to bet against this man? This great nation? Are you retarded?

There is nothing that could end this rally and im not exaggerating

see it was to keep me down

I will short this fucking clown market until I lose everything. I don't care anymore.

Never underestimate America's ability to fuck shit up.

I am waiting for the stock market to take its medicine the don' prescribed.

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No idea why VIX tanked even though actual volatility is way the fuck up today.

What, you kidding me? IVR's been below .2 pretty much all day today. Market's practically asleep right now.

eternally youthful

Lets not get ahead of ourselves.

spy ytd is green

you SELFISH mumus. does your greed know no bounds?

1% ytd

higher

You will regret not being 100% vix

how are stocks and bonds both up so bigly?

and now that i'm in calls the mm jews are trying to dump it

Schizophrenia

This is the top signal I was waiting for

Why? You're fighting inflation and the every 2 week 401k deposit. Number must go higher

They been moving in tandem because the market is absolutely fucked.
If bonds tank then faith in the market tanks and visa versa.
Cant print our way out or lower rates much.
It really seems like the end of the line. No one is willing to fund this shit anymore. Everyone is trying to get out before the music stops Trump n friends trying to find any buyers they can for all this garbage.

Shoe shine man?

What the fuck is that

Kek i was thinking the same thing. Saw it all last week to.
Its ogre

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Actually I think the uber driver / food delivery person is the modern shoe shine market sign.

Anyone know where I can watch the Bank of Japan Institute for Monetary and Economic Studies Conference? The NY Fed chairman Williams is speaking in a few hours.

I am half snib half bobo so I am confident in saying this pump won't be undone tomorrow or this week.

I saw 2-3 white ones in the last few weeks (UK)
Usually they are all illegal immigrants or Poles

No, fundamentals will prevail in the end. This fake and gay market WILL crash and I'm determined to profit from it.

Good morning leftypol! I think are puts are fucked comrade!

Things actually are different this time.

We have learned from every previous crash and put checks and balances in place to prevent them from happening again.

Everyday more normies from across the world hop on robin hood throw in their spare change see some green candles and get hooked. There is more money in the markets today than yesterday but less than tomorrow. The line will keep going up, occasionally it will go on sale but it will always go up.

You dont hear that? The uneasy quiet?

I finally stopped losing money. 3 dollars. I will now trvst the plan on my great leader.

362

It's literally TSLA pumping everything

no news is good news. the "silence" into a pump is everyone sweeping the gains under the rug. no nay sayers? It's not getting undone. We probably wont even close down 0.25% tomorrow from today's close. We will crab, maybe slight green or slight red. There isnt anything rational behind this pump so there is no obligation to obey reason or news. Im unironically telling you nothing will stop this pump.

everyone will be rich somehow and no one will have to work
and people believe this because AI will be doing it all for us or something

Establish a higher high first

Yeah the country that is harboring the largest child trafficking -> adrenochrome and organ harvesting pipeline for the pedophile parasites is definitely the good guy

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All those things sound like fun to me.

mumus will listen to my Technical Astrology, trvst the plvn.

I honestly want to slurp the BYD dip. I can't see it in any other way than it taking over the world.

President Trump knows what's up.

so its going to be a end of day dump

There is no tooth fairy
There is no santa claus
And There is no end of day dump.

Robots will be a $10 pentillion business

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Do people really believe robotaxis will be a thing? it can only work on a 1rst world civilized country like Japan.
Otherwise, enjoy your hobos sleeping in them and high-count STD whores squirt all over the banquets.

If everybody used one, the streets would be jammed. And where will they wait/stand/park? There is no space in cities here in EU.

By that logic Waymo should have gone out of business due to hobos and homos destroying its SF fleet, but instead it's expanding into more areas

im looking forward to the daily 9/11s from all the jeets and kurds that will inevitably drive them. Yes feds, this is a joke. No you don't have to come to my house to make sure.

Lots of bots and shills. Russia has its own JIDF. There's one that posts furry porn on Anon Babble on every woman related thread.

She is sadly right. People aren't going to have cars sooner than we think.
It will get cheaper and cheaper to taxi around.
It will get to the point you cant realistically buy a new car for yourself. Old cars wont be allowed on the road because they are “dangerous”

I'm back in on women's underwear.

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You just know bad actors are going to be able to hack the car and just drive away with it. Or stand in front of it and hijack the passengers. But I'll let Wall Street have its fun until these ponderings become weekly news stories.

bad business, low margin, high cost of entry and high maintenance.

So you essentially need legislation with dystopian theme vibes

She looks cute with the stuffed animal. I wonder how old she is.

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how is her performance compared to the market?

1 pedo by this ID

probably will work like a hotel. require a credit card and will reserve the right to charge you later if you fuck shit up.

retarded take. cars are a trillion dollar industry.
Dealerships
auto loan banks
car washes
auto shops
auto parts stores
oil change places
roads that need to be built and maintained
construction to build these businesses
government revenue from gas tax, registration fees, ticketing revenues, sales taxes on the shit you have to buy for your car.
the infinite wage slaves to staff these places
corporate conglomerates that "need" to exist to fuel these businesses.

There is WAY too much money in cars for someone to try and make the us less goybox-centric.

Can UNH stop fucjing DUMPING PLEASE THANK YOU

Frankly I hope robotaxis and robodeliveries become a thing so uberjeets cease to exist

car manufactuerers, delivery drivers. I mean the list is endless

why didnt you buy the dip like everyone else?

i think of robotaxis as the bell boys in the elevators. you technically needed to be skilled but ultimately due to automation that job went away

It's not as bad as it used to be and honestly she's probably due for another broken clock moment

If everyone used one traffic would be unironically 10x better, the average driver is a complete moron, there is one study showing 20% efficiency loss because people don't go at green right away

Cars will simply get to expensive to own.
Anything monetized like gets to the point you can barely afford it even if its making you 3% gains a year.
And why would anyone own a car if the “Uber” only costs 12% more than the energy cost of the trip?
If we had robo taxis today a trip to the grocery store would only be $2-4 round trip.
How much is your car payment? $200? $400? I think the median right now is over $1000. Insurance is another +150 a month.
It’s going to happen as soon as they are introduced. Its just economics.

Given the way it is going United health care is going to hit a new 52wk low. Ceo kill, ceo resigns. No one wants the job!

So why are we going up today again?

About 10 days ago I told my dad that BYD and other Chinese carmakers are not commercial entities but just fronts for the PLA, whose only mission is not to sell cars and make a profit but to destroy any last remaining industrial base in the West by killing off other carmakers.

He called me the next day and he told me he thought about what I said and realized I was 100% correct.

Now they announced massive discounts triggering the start of the car price war. I feel a bit smug.

Seeing how old the pic is shes at least 30 by now

not gonna happen. imagine thinking they would let a tenth of us GDP to vanish.

Retail driven meme rally. If you look at the S&P composite companies, the biggest gainer is TSLA.

If only you knew how bad things really are

The bigger winner is always tesla though

she's probably due for another broken clock moment

sure, whenever that happens.

20% efficiency loss because people don't go at green right away

...what about pedestrians? can you imagine the scope and scale indemnification for corporations that utilize robotaxis would have to be? it's dystopian
you'd have to pass legislation for robo-car operators similar to the National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act of 1986 was for vaccine manufacturers, and you'd get severe pushback from the unions
oh and you'd have to completely ignore all of the different car-centered subcultures (like latinos, a pretty huge demographic, for starters).
nah, not gonna happen.

Anyone seeing any swing opportunities?

BYD is starting a price war and is down 10%, that's going to effectively wipe out tesla's already dwindling market share in china.

Are you kidding me? This is going to explode gdp.
Instead of buying cars every ones in awhile, having cash sales, etc. etc. now every day you have many transactions. The entire country is dropping money daily.
This would in fact make gdp more stable, perhaps even increase it because because can now loans for their rides. Splurge on better rides sometimes etc.
probably similar long term on gdp, but the stability will be insanely temping for the govt.
And like tv and radio once you get people hooked on cheap rides and get the alternatives bankrupt you cant increase prices and add advertisements.
Now every rides to work is morizable. New taxis will make better coffee.
Maybe you pay extra for the ad free ride.
Etc etc.
The Fifth Element on steroids.

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BYD swing to $120
UNH swing to $350
GRRR swing to $20

If this happen all the pakis and jeets will go out of business so I genuinely hope musk succeeds. Also if it will work will personally buy a tesla just to make money

Yeah we've already seen what happens to robotaxis and the autonomous delivery vehicles when they're deployed in diverse cities.
They're owned by Google and are currently hemorrhaging money

got a question: if trump follows through with his "golden dome" plan, will nvda supply any chips for like targeting or something?
...and will trump restrict nvda's sales of its high-end chips to foreign countries as a matter of national security? or force nvda to manufacture its chips in the US instead of eastern china/taiwan for the same reason?
just wondering if a WH announcement is coming soon, china is mouthing off again

Cunt

pakis and jeets will go out of business

Who do you think works at tesla?

what kind of shoes is he wearing there? those look like something i could use for work

It’s worth a discounted slurp

10K EVs in the US can you even imagine the seethe. It will never happen unfortunately but the new cheaper Teslas will probably run in the 20-30k range with tax rebates etc

On Friday, BYD announced 10%-34% discounts on its BYD-branded models through June 30, with the heavier discounts generally on the low end. A Seagull EV is now RMB 55,800 ($7,745), down 20% from RMB 69,800. The Seal hybrid sedan saw a 34% price cut to RMB 102,800 ($14,269).

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Is this the place to ask what the estimated job growth of may will be?
Seems to be a decent way to double your money at this point
I’m leaning towards less than 150k
What do you goys thing
Btw 7% battery chads ftw

I mean those that drive taxis

The company sold the stock to buy, the stock went down because they sold the stock.

they bought bitcoin at ATH

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Those guys already got wiped out by uber.

Not really a related stock market image

Chewy bro play NVDA weeklies much better than panties

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everyone knows it's fake again

market pumps

god, Trump is the biggest cuck in the history of the US, huh?

Why did it stop pumping? 4 1/2 hours are not enough

These are his other pair

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I thought ACHR was supposed to correlate with MAGA sentiment, why is it not up >:^(

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You guys thought a slight SOXL pull back was a crash
hahahahahahaha, where's my decay gorilla nigger at

Gonna make some money on TSLA trannies.

I can't use those for work

All set to sell nvda at the end of the day before the usual earnings dump to buy back later

News all looks suspiciously positive accepting that it won't be as great as usual

Worried it'll actually pump instead now

Oh God I'm going to cuck out, it's going to dump anyway and I'm going to feel like an idiot

Ride out with us to $160 anon, no fear, show courage. Its only money.

They doubted us, soxl chads. I never fell for the fomo and just scooped even more

Answer my question

You want to bet on the government's fake numbers?

Gambling on this kind of shit

Just kys yourself my man

economists always miss these estimates constantly, do not ask the smoothbrains in here. there are more fun ways to gamble

unironically just go play blackjack, it is more fun and you are more likely to win

Hiring freeze because of AI and slowdown plus Government job cuts from DOGE I'd look conservatively at job growth

Hiring freeze because of AI

no one is dumb enough to use LLMs to actually do anything production ready.......r-right?

Biz memes and quantum don’t fly as much when we get 2% index up days, too much real shit pumping on days like this. Still some tho

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only entry level coding at this point really

WHAT ARE YOUR ESTIMATES PREDICTIONS PLEASE SIRS

During the covid bitcoin boom like 4 years ago I set a reminder on my phone that repeats every month and says "buy bitcoin"
The plan was to buy $100 a month.

I did it for like 2 months and afterwards it was just my reminder to pay rent, credit card, mobile bill and shit like that every month. It said "buy bitcoin" and I did everything except buy bitcoin.

What a dumbass.

Turns out a lot of what happens in business is just writing emails and people are already using AI to do that for them.

ffs. everytime I look at some M$ scam project and see what copilot does, I question if all this is some insane fever dream.

TMChads its so over

my spy put is down 77%

more tickers

Some of these are probably good shorts

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above/below zero

Sir this is the stock market general. We don't buy fake funny money which is in reality just a big ponzi scheme.

up a casual 20k on VOO in a day

Mirin desu

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Ok in my defense I did buy a Vanguard S&P 500 index fund religiously every month. I should have mentioned that. It's been good to me so far.

betting against blumpf

lol.

I wish I didn't load like 16BTC onto a darkweb wallet to buy acid and leave half of it in there and then have the website taken down by the FBI in like 2017, but such is life brother
I'm leaving that shit alone, I don't spend enough time watching it. I just bought ACHR when I was hammered on here

Yeah, we only buy serious companies like ACHR

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BBAI

My negro

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do these come with airbags or does a chinaman just jump out of the dash and scream . You done. when you crash ?

GRRR is about to breakout

We're all going to be Gorillionaires

New thread

Thanks for protecting my calls during my nap guys

They're owned by Google and are currently hemorrhaging money

How long did Uber take to become profitable? If there wasn't a good reason to keep funding it the company notorious for cancelling projects would have cancelled it by now

uuuuhhh whomst?

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