/smg/ stock market general

How's it looking for you guys?

Baggler fuck off you're in every thread bitchint about celsius, I want a non bobo enthusiast take

Can you just not pay back your loans in burgerland or something?

My loans are still paused from COVID. Last communication from my lender they said they expected them to be unpaused in 2026. I'm happy to let them sit, I ain't paying shit on something that isn't accruing interest. And the interest is only 4% so honestly who cares, it barely beats inflation.

Nope. Keep chipping away at domestic market share(they added 5% this quarter by purchasing Alani) and continues expansion into the international market.

It’s a shit tasting pretend healthy energy drink, boring ass meme stock and it’s prop is the thread image

spy dumped too late for 0dtes to matter :/

SPY

HAHAHAHAHAHHA they are really dumping 10min before close

what the FUCK just happened

The government was/is paying off the interest so they just sit there on hold. But now that's ending this year so you have to pay or you default

In your opinion.

The bill that just passed the house changes our paused loans.

It is too much money to pay. I was making jack when I graduated and the income based monthly payments were really low, so the balance went up and up.

I'm 23 and should probably diversify but I don't really see the point of doing so at this level. Would rather try and get lucky on options using 1.3k and keep the rest in the stablecoin that GME has seemingly become

lmao

No shit

WTF WAS THAT

The bill that just passed the house changes our paused loans.

My loan's held by a private entity, not the govt. I think that's why they're so weird and they're having so much trouble with them.

Profit-taking because the pump was bullshit and everyone knows it.

Man market makers absolutely hate 0dte fags

BOBO'S
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
Well, how did it go today?

+1.06%

The last minute dump was extra gay today

Was just curious why you were offering your opinion on the taste when it clearly isn’t having any problem selling

-7%

WAS UP UNTIL THE LAST FUCKING 10 MINUTES WTF

Sorry poem anon, didn't know you were dingposting

-22.49

Snibbs working his magic. Scooping up soxl en masse

makes sense I guess

TRUMP DO SOMETHING YOU ORANGE NIGGER

Likely not private. Nelnet, Mohela, etc. They just service the loans. If they were private they wouldn't have been paused. Kind of strange you don't know what loans you have.

Today: -0.45%
This Week: -1.83%
This Month: -2.77%
This Year: -45.06%

that last second drop is genuinely hilarious

$96.66 (-0.09%)

Ive seen it before. It dumps exactly 30 minutes before close. I wonder what causes it, MOC imbalance was positive.
spx puts went from 100$ to 2500$

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING YIELDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

in his defense they keep moving them around. While mine's been on pause it's been sold three times. I'd log on to check and they'd tell me to make a new account with a new company that bought them

I sold women's underwear for a profit at the last minute.

Based pervert

Ask stupid questions get stupid answers, did you think someone in here knows what Celsius corporate is thinking about M&A? If you want to shoot the shit about it don’t get bent out of shape

+2.3% on my 0dte training. Not so hot. At one point I was up 33% but the day just kept trolling me hard, every time I took a position it went against me instantly. Absolutely schizophrenic market today.

On the dot each and every day

How does he do it bros?

+2.9% today, 9% YTD.

My portfolio is exclusively GOOGL, GRRR & UNH and that is all the diversification I need thank you very much

-1%
this isn't accounting for the TZA I sold today for a profit mind you.

In addition to also being my experience I also consolidated them just before COVID which adds another layer of complexity.

Anyways I don't really care about them, I'll pay attention to the messages they send me and if I have to start paying I'll switch to the 25 year plan and just pay that because the interest rate is so low. 4% is just nothing, it barely matters.

+18.05%

Then they should go to studentaid.gov.

if i did that i'd take the rest of the year off

Are they waiting for the Trump bill to pass the senate or something before the pump floodgates open?

great day fren,

Sold my coreweave near the top and didn't get bag held.

Bless the bell

Post options ytd

im lucky mine's in five parts so if they start up again I can knock out three of them in a few weeks

Pump

The tax bill is literally anti pump because its gonna fuck the yields for generations

I just wish I had more invested to begin with. I can see how billionaires get addicted to this

was up 10% and ended -3.78% due to being fucked on puts when i was JUST ABOUT to sell at 1:10pm but helped a customer and here we are

The fuck are you trading nigger

that’s months away

Better get to scooping

somewhere near flat and also i'm recovery from a horrific cold/viral infection thing this is brutal. i was running a fever off and on for three days for fuck sakes

scooping what

Soxl

FNMA

CELH

cope

Market noob here

Do you people do this to get money from dividends or from buying and selling your stock

whew both timed right too

I haven't traded anything in years, I just come here for the shit posting boss.

interesting

looks meme stockey

desu I don’t wanna touch the market rn just doesn’t make sense and MMs are raping overly directional bets

I don’t know what dividends even are and I lost all the time. Some people actually take what i make up as fact and then yell when they lose money

it's fun

post* not lost

Any thoughts on the bond auction?

yes but this is mostly a gambling thread

You only make dividends from the stock market if you have significant ownership of a company

Everyone here is literally gambling

No sell stocks only buy stocks, reinvest dividends in more stocks

Dividends generally don't matter. It's not a benefit or a detriment to a stock if the company pays dividends. When a company pays a dividend, that dividend comes out of the stock price -- so you don't actually end up with any more than you started with. Dividends are mostly for companies that don't believe they can grow any more -- so instead of reinvesting their profits in themselves and growing, they pay dividends, and that's how they provide value.

That said, avoid high yield dividend funds like a plague -- those are actually just awful and involve moving money around like a shell game to make it look like they're doing something. Funds that hold dividend paying companies like SCHD are fine, but funds that turn non dividend paying companies into dividends are newbie trap trash and you should avoid them at all costs.

Long story short most people invest in growth stocks because the money is better, but there's nothing inherently wrong with a dividend paying stock.

Stfu about yields you fucking nog. 7 days times two from now no one will care.

I mostly just buy and hold but I do swing trade a little and sell options. I don't chase divvies

It’s not as bad and catastrophic as people think it is (yet), just remember to not miss this train

Well I failed to buy the dip last month because I am retarded. But good news, a crappy job near where I used to work might hire me immediately without making me wait two months to hear back. This time I'll just accept the shitty job instead of wanting more.

I wish it was still 2017-2019. Back then I would just be stoked to have any fucking job, I would haul lumber and knock on doors doing sales in 0 degree weather and work on political campaigns in 100 degree weather. I was fucking motivated as fuck, considering I didn't make much.

down 100 because CRWV

That's what I get for being greedy. Take the little victories and run. Now I have to buy the dip and hold

I've been waiting for the bond vigilantes for years and now that I'm 88% SOXL is when they start to think about appearing. Bullshit!

You might not care about yields but your kids sure will

UNH stop being a niggerfaggot

Its good to see that there are still some masters of the old arts.

I see and honour you brother

INTU

This is getting fucking embarrassing. Nearly bought before the bell but pussied out at. I need to stop being such a coward.

+0.19%
Disappointing day. Had a bunch of spikes upward just to crab to flat.

This picture is literally me

Can someone explain why it started dropping right at 30 minutes before close? Is there any way I can predict this? I saw this happening a few weeks ago aswell

Fake, gay, schizoprenic, idk any more adjectives to describe to markets

Algos trigger a panicked flashsale that is self fulfilling. Just buy because we are going green tomorrow.

This time I'll just accept the shitty job instead of wanting more.

keep looking in the meantime. you do not have my permission to give up.

Is there any way I can predict this?

Use the force.

+1.5%

Nvidia being pretty much flatlined is annoying me. What is with this GAY stock and why the fuck isn't it moving?

predict the market

This is day 1 shit bro.

Implying anyone on Anon Babble could ever attract a mate

Gonna slurp some unh tommorow.
They trying to shake us out but you just know that shit going back up above 400 one day in the not too distance future.

The one big beautiful bill now has 500 billion dollars of cuts to medicaid boss.

Just sell calls.

cut

bitch mode

I just slurp and hodl these days even if shit takes a hard turn down. Trying to time the market has always cost me gains so idgaf anymore.

Based and slurp pilled

+0.24% outperformed SPY so I'm happy

i lost 2$ how over is it..

He is so smug. How did he know?

We're going red tomorrow

Good, I sold.

did your suppository hurt, mumu?

I've got cash waiting on a serious dip

no mom coast them with vasoline first

I am so happy I closed my quantum shorts 2 days ago.
At least I got to keep some of the money, otherwise I'd probably be very upset right now.

$100 $BITU and $100 $HOOD by eoy seem a given at this point. maybe only $80 in a mega bear market.

anon is a bigger man than shkreli, watching that bitch kvetch, mald, seethe and cope during the stream was absolutely kino.

Kek if the repubs want any sense of a political future theyll beg the senate to save their asses
Otherwise this is the death of any hope for their retention in the midterms guaranteed

their earnings report is going to be disappointing. china market is lost, tighter chip regulations coming, tariffs on semiconductors going official for taiwan and chinese, and everyone knows trump is gonna shit down jensen's throat next week for having run his mouth like an sperg
check out the end of every day the past week: sell off before the closing bell

Nothing negative comes into effect until after midterms. Originally the plan was 2029.

That's not a good thing, voting records are public and this is now going to plastered everywhere, reds are going to get raped

Yea everyone is going to care so much you’re absolutely right

I want to short UNH into absolute oblivion

The elderly are the most active voting population and they have been swinging away from the GOP every election
They are also the most active midterm voting bloc because they have nothing else to do, i know you never leave your room but reality is reality

Dividends generally don't matter.

I only get about $24k in dividends years. Not enough to live on but shit its free money for owning stock. I figure I am on track to eventually make about $40k/year by reinvesting divies into treasury ETFs

It's not free money. That's a fallacy. That's money you earned by holding stock -- the same as if you held a growth stock. If you held VOO and sold $24k worth of stock a year you'd be in the same position, or possibly a better one because indexes usually beat dividend portfolios because dividend portfolios tend to be too centralized in specific industries.

It's all psychology. You view it differently and therefore overestimate its value. Whereas if you actually calculate its value, you come to realize it actually doesn't matter -- it's not a bad thing or a good thing for a company to pay dividends.

If you want more background on the discussion complete with multiple scientific citations, these are actually some pretty good videos on it.
youtu.be/f5j9v9dfinQ
youtu.be/4iNOtVtNKuU

Are you 12 years old?

This, but sometimes much of finance is psychological. You should just buy tqqq, but 99% of people can't handle 95% crashes.

I am and what is this?

Nope, it’s just that nobody is able to explain the current evaluation or why it should continue to go up the way they want it too in the foreseeable future. It’s simply not gonna be another GME

buying a lotto put on qbts when it hits $21

hr lady sends email

she wants to share the monthly corporate update

it is attached as a 59mb pdf

it's text with a few photos

you know. i thought after all these years the boomers would at least learn about file compression.

nobody is able to explain the current evaluation or why it should continue to go up the way they want it too in the foreseeable future.

The same could be said for most stocks you insufferable child.
This doesn't explain your childish comment above. Are you mad you missed out on shorting already? Do you really not understand how too big too fail UNH is? Buying the dip makes more sense than shorting now you realize right? Right?

it's baby boomers fault Adobe is trash

I mean kind of but not the way you arr inferring.

Sounds comfy

I make $120 before taxes/hr as a doctor and I regret my life choices. Would have been way happier with a worthless WFH job where I make 30/hr

pdf is already compressed like .docx i think. a lot of file formats have baked in compression. they probably have needlessly high detail media in it.

Normal conditions based on the profits it generates the world considers it a 20-30x forward earnings stock.

the stock has had a boat load of headwinds coupled with some questionable stories about its behavior.

The Company is in a fairweather industry that remains relatively unscathed during downturns and large moats in terms of inability of other competitors to steal marketshare from them.

This stock will go back to higher valuations once the bad news kinda blows over.

My older brother has worked for Adobe for around 18 years now. He trooned out shortly after getting that job. Mom said, "I knew something was wrong when he insisted on living in San Francisco".

worthless

yes it is

WFH

no it's an actual job i have to go in person and toil

compression to save <59 MB

Why even bother, that's not even 1 second of download time for most people any more, let alone being a significant amount of storage space

you chose to be the wrong type of doctor.

What should I buy bwos?

It’s gonna be okay man, just turn off the computer if you’re somehow this emotionally charged over a single post

Thx anon I’ll look into it more

You're seriously overestimating the American public. They won't know until it smacks them in their retarded faces and then they'll blame Biden or Soros.

gets btfo for being a childish imp

seethes

I accept your concession. Now go do your homework kid. Adults are conversing here.

ass

We’ve investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing

I bought two celsius today for five dollars, oen for today one for tomorrow

Kek

Is that bad for unh?

no, they lose some money, they charge the customer more. Simple as.

6 out of 10 ppl already hate trumps economy because they googled what a tariff was

Old people die. Repubs have the younger generation

BVLLI$H

alright fags, recommend some pennies for bear money. pretty please

~310-330 Mid june in a bullish scenario

Literal delusion

i've actually got a strategy using TQQQ, but i'd rather reduce returns to make sure i don't have my ass handed to me in a 2008 situation

We'll see $400 by July

Anons name your favourites among the large cap stocks (or other "boring" shit) to beat S&P over the next 5 years. I'm thinking JPM, AMZN, UBER and GOOG

It could easily do that in a day. It was just $320 the other day.

You lost the young vote to republicans and now your coping. That’s funny

Well obviously anon but not everyone has the grades and test scores to be a radiologist/anesthesia/dermatologist

Short SOXL puts at 16.50 expiring tomorrow.

Closed today at 16.51

Nervous.jpg

Come on theta don't let me down.

Dead people vote democrat more reliably than even the blacks boss.

You couldnt be more wrong. Enjoy your nogains

i just bought my first option contract

1 (one) SOXL JUN 27 2025 $11.50 PUT

i have no idea what im doing but i keep over thinking options and you guys always mention the ticker. there goes $45 lmao

lmao you are brown

godspeed little retard

You have to go back mouth breather

I sold all of my tqqq at $69 that I bought at $41. Hopefully we dump again so I can repeat

these are actually some pretty good videos on it.

All cue ball says is dividends do not predict future returns. its still free money.

Im just giving you a hard time anon. You are doing god's work. They dont value you or pay you enough for dealing with the non sense. Keep buying index with your paycheck and set a little aside for gambling and WAGMI.

Have any of you made it off of 0dte options. I turned 2k into 15k last week. If I could that 2 more times I'd basically be a millionaire.

You can be directionally right but overshoot a little bit and theta can evaporate your entire NW by expiry.

Yeah I know how they work. Best method I've found is buying them 1dte a few dollars out of the money for whichever direction you think it's going to go overnight or premarket.

Maybe time to risk it in 6 months

Not falling for bobos tricks. The bottom is in, SOXL chads.

I hate the company, but not sure what they did was actually illegal. Unethical sure, but these guys have armies of lobbyists and probably wrote the laws anyways.

Thanks to whoever shilled MLGO a few days ago, I bought a mighty $1k worth at $1.27. I hope this shitter stock goes up to $6/7 again

No, it's not free money. It's money earned from stocks. And dividend stocks are not any better at earning money than non dividend stocks. That's the whole point. By focusing on dividend stocks you're focusing on something that doesn't matter, and can even hurt you if you focus too much on it.

Republicans won because independents voted Republican
Egg voters dont exist in midterms retardgod

Add another high print:

Japan Natl CPI (Y/Y) Apr: 3.6% (est 3.5%; prev 3.6%)

- Natl CPI Ex Free Food (Y/Y): 3.5% (est 3.4%; prev 3.2%)

- Natl CPI Ex Fresh Food, Energy (Y/Y): 3.0% (est 3.0%; prev 2.9%)

40y at 3,6719%

Yeah but its free money. There academic processes for evaluating a company's stock price, then there is the stock market which makes no sense. Short sellers, meme energy, insider trading, federal intervention. Shits working for me and I don't care how many vids cue ball makes, I am sticking with my free money dividends.

If it's "free money" then VOO is "free money", and more of it. So you should hold that instead. That's the whole point.

I turned $900 into 14k then turned that 14k into -3.5k in the span of 3 weeks.

I hold TLT for 4.5% dividends and sell covered calls for another 10%

Even in LE BOND APOCALYPSE there's pretty much no way to lose with this strat. DC would have to get nuked for TLT to go under $80

oh oh

as exports of both goods and

services fell for second successive months in May.

While tariffs had in some instances reportedly helped

encourage new sales to domestic customers and
prompted increased activity to front-run tariff-related
price hikes, trade policy was widely linked to falling
foreign sales of both goods and services.

Although manufacturing reported an easing in the steep export decline reported in April, exports of services

(which includes spending by foreigners in the US) fell at the sharpest rate since the pandemic lockdowns of
early 2020. In fact, excluding the pandemic, the fall in
exports of services was the largest recorded since
comparable data were first available in late 2014.

I mean:
1. Why would I buy american that already is more expensive than chinese
2. Why would I buy american that now get's even more expensive since the parts for that US product are more expensive causing price hikes for the endproduct domestically and also for export

why is Japan getting fucked so badly recently?

why is Japan getting fucked so badly recently?

long term effects of radiation

if got dc nuked tlt would go to $200

first option contract

Don't do what most beginners do and exercise it on the expiration date. Buy to close next time SOXL goes down a lot, then open your next contract using the profits.

Tomorrow is the day gme goes to 1 million per share
BE PREPARED

that really fukus the shima

Gojira!

What if Tokyo got nuked?

Divine punishment for creating an*me

Why is bobo obsessed with soxl. The bottom is in

imagine the anime quality in 50 years

Because they're too dependent on the US dollar. Every time the US shits the bed the rest of the world has to clean up after it. Jap and German treasury yields both shot up when the US's credit rating was downgraded.

can someone explain why lil bro Anon Babblesmg has all the newfags and poors?

Buy to close next time SOXL goes down a lot, then open your next contract using the profits

explain this as if u were a small dog or golden retriever. it wasn’t intelligence that brought me to /smg/, i can assure you of that.

To get rich. If I was rich I might go for dividends

Uhh bro's which one of you is watching me?

this is literally the worst /smg/ ever

Anyone that makes it likely never returns. Why come back once you've made it? Dab on other anons? That's gonna get boring quick.

anyone that makes it

oh, my sweet child, you think there’s ever enough

ever notice how the big tech execs keep working despite having tens or hundreds of millions of dollars?
why not just cash out at that point?

Lack of other purpose in life, coping mechanism for mortality

TFW you gave a decent looking crack whore $200 to completely destroy her asshole with some viagra, and you’re still getting rock hard watching her face contortions on the hidden cam

complete and total bliss.

Major U.S. banks are exploring a joint stablecoin to compete with the crypto industry.

Banks see an opportunity in using stablecoins for faster transactions, like in cross-border payments, but there are still security and regulatory concerns.

One possible model discussed would allow other banks to use the stablecoin.

The bank consortium discussions are in early, conceptual stages and could change.

Conversations have so far involved companies co-owned by JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo

MEME ECONOMY, MEME NATION, MEME FINANCE

We don't need financial clearinghouses *wink*

ONE WORLD CURRENCY INCOMING

bitfuck will go to fucking ZERO

nice I knew gold would go higher

Making the implicit explicit. The banking cartels already own the west with the exception of China Russia Iran etc. this is just the next step in doing away with nations.

I really like this image. Mind if I save it?

no of course not
go ahead good sir

You niggas prefer btc or mstr? As an investment

i thought the point of meme coins was to not be fiat

Thanks turkroach

I don't really have much of a life outside of the stock market. So what do you people do? I bought a larger power station and just got it today in the mail. Had a two day power outage, so I wanted something in case I get another one.

I prefer SGOV. You should put your money in SGOV. Loads of money to be made there.

BOCA RATON, Fla.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--May 21, 2025--Celsius Holdings, Inc. (Nasdaq: $CELH) announced today that the company will host a conference call at 4:30 p.m. ET on Wednesday, May 28, 2025. John Fieldly, Chairman and CEO, and Jarrod Langhans, Chief Financial Officer, will deliver prepared remarks and address high-level, modeling-related questions following the successfully completed acquisition of Alani Nutrition LLC on April 1, 2025.

youtu.be/XaNcxKOD2_o?si=eoilGU_hRPt__os6&t=260
4:20
This explains it.

Doubt this is bullish. I expect them telling share holders they will be expecting lower quarterlys since they have to make back the money spent on the acquisition

Cope

futures

sauce on this place?