/smg/ - Stock Market General

I wish crypto shit was outlawed

Futes ripping. Bears fucked

The one big beautiful bill just passed the house boss.

us30y to 6% by monday

noooooo my boomer stocks should be the number one alternative asset, stop investing in 0s and 1s reeeeeee

seethe

Lol, the 10y just bumped 2 beeps

just a modest bulltrap. it will crash later just like yesterday

So does it matter if a trade is crowded? Like if a lot of people buy puts or calls on a stock will market participants try to move the price the opposite way or at least stabilize it?

yes because because there is a lot of money being made on fucking up the crowd
learn about potential energy

outstanding

Cmon Trump show more videos on black south africaners genociding white people, and say something about trade deal boss.

I'm sharting SPY until enbideo earnings

I shorted USO because of you yesterday.
Position: $68.08 x 73 short sells

Just wanted to say thanks!

How can I profit from white genocide in South Africa?

I'm sharting enbideo after enbideo earnings

They'll be taking in white farmers. So... buy John Deer???

Yeah UNH is DONE. Hope you took profits.

Good idea
All the financial news sites are trying to argue it always goes up after Q1 earnings, when it has gone down every other earnings
They're obviously trying to pump it up knowing it will drop after earnings again
I'll do the same as you

Anyone also bought mlgo at 1.2

Bullish

They're talking about 7% GDP growth boss.

I tossed in a small amount, but I wouldn't be surprised if it falls

lets pump on made up numbers

Leeching fucking refugees taking in government funds to buy farmland and John Deere tractors when their homeland is perfectly safe.
These kinds of woke government expenses are the reason behind the 10y going to 5,00%

There's even funding for golden showers boss.

pay a pack of baboons to murder families and then buy their land cheaply in the auction, build a macro farm using fenced in illegal immigrants and fill the perimeter with eastern euro mercenaries who shoot at the local children for fun, that's the way of the belgian entrepreneur

Gm sirs
Now let's get a UNH pump today

I know, there's way more black people killing white people here in America than in south Africa. What makes them think they'll be safer here boss?

Valid arguments if you were talking about non whites.

So anyone who played ZM earnings just got fucked over huh?

Should I get some HSAI calls the pump has been ongoing but seems unstoppable

Farming is hard anon it's not like you could do it

I welcome the unlimited supply of white farmers into jewnited states

Why was this post prunned? Its the most sensible thing ive read on these foruns

So why shouldnt I load up on puts before this data comes out

Where best to put? I’ll join you

the problem is you already produce way more than you can consume and your exports will go down because of the tariffs and the end of the war in ukraine, the chinks will also try to pump african feed crop outputs, your farmers will struggle to make ends meet as it is and more competition will only make things worse for them

I expect the data to be atrocious, but I might 100% be wrong. Anyways Im buying puts on spx unless someone whos more knowledgable tells me why I shouldnt

Economically speaking are massage and KTV girls more economical than getting married?

implying we produce more food than we can consume.

Is that a challenge boss?

C-C-CUNNY

Wait did anybody read this fucking bill? We didn't even defund planned parenthood boss.

Sooo SCHD is trash, right? Its crabbed at $26 for months since the split. Its too late to the party, isnt it?

gold is in freefall

Are you memeing or something? Gold is way fucking overpriced, still. Its dropped like, 2 bucks. Tf you talmbout?

1 white farmer is worth more than a 1000 nigger refugees just my opinion

Should I be counting my McDonald’s rewards as assets when calculating my net worth?

Is it still good to go all in on CRWV? What the fuck is this climb? When will it stop?

more fats in america is good for my novo nordisk bag so I encourage you and your compatriots to eat as much as you can

im waiting 15 minutes after open to see. if its green im buying puts if its red im buying calls

this can't be happening

The big beautiful bill has been approved. Let's commence even higher interest rates, more money creation and hyperinflation

1,000,000,000

CRWV. Look at this graph. It didn't even care sbout yesterday's dump. I want to go all in. Why is it so good?

I implore you to rethink this strategy. It isn’t a sound one

i read it was so even that one vote made it happen

who gives a shit? the 1% need their leg-shaking orgasm, the rest is irrelevant

Based gambler

If that was true, why is Trump trying to deport Ukrainians

So, is it time to sell everything? I don't see any juice left to go higher, now. And the 90-days expiration is coming soon.

I would sell

Fuck... I want a leg shaking orgasm... but all I've got are these fucking leaps.

what is mesugaki? is it crab in japanese?

Any Ukranian in the U.S. betrayed their country. Why would we want them here?

Sell what?

Ukranians are slavs, Afrikaners are dutch/britsh

15 minutes to the jobless claims

uh oh stinky

Because they kill mongoloid trash like yourself

This thread fucking sucks. Half of you are bots.

My leveraged NASDAQ-100.

If they are in the U.S. it means they fled a war in their country. We don’t want those kinds of people here

This thread fucking sucks. Half of you are bots.

something has definitely been off lately

I saw a young black gentleman purchase 2 cans of Alani nu in Wawa this morning. Bullish for CELH

You don't have to keep switching vpn's like you do on Anon Babble and Anon Babble there's no flags here, Russian shill

go back

because this board has been dead since 2019 brother

Cope

lmao the fat

I'm not a bot

You mean to say there's ppl dumb enough to think Russians are white instead of mongoloid trash so the white black dynamic Psy op plays better to cover your genocide in Ukraine

Youre the biggest bot of them all

You forgot your meds boss.

Posting pics from the pedocord in the pedo coded general, can't get more Russian mongoloid than that

why da hell is spy rising rn

What a fucking retarded post
Instead of getting mad at the 50 farmers we let in, get mad at the 150k approved H1B applications that are going to absolutely shit up the entire tech and healthcare industry. Imagine the continual browning in this country as a flood of Palestine refugees Muslify suburban areas across America (since cities are slowly getting fucked)

borderlander isn't a race boss

that means we dump on open

Yeah I’m sure that made sense in your head

could have flipped euro futures for forty bucks but got greedy and exited + reloaded lower

its funny seeing posts like that. they’re completely fine with hundreds of thousands of shitskins but completely lose their shit seeing 50 white people KEK

I'm just here for Crabitha

Every time I feel bearish the market moons. So I'm thinking it's a solid green day. Nobody cares about "yields" or "budgets".

Isn’t H1B for like, people with masters degrees and shit? I doubt you’re going to see that many Palestinians. Also smart and functional people have more in common with each other than with their respective races really

Do you like the services you currently receive in tech and Healthcare and is that suddenly supposed to get better now that Dr. Parnjeet ramaswamy will be your acting physician

masters degrees

lmao

smart people have more in common with each other than their races

something a retard would say

Subtlety isn't your guys strong suit, but humiliation rituals sure go hand in hand with your jew russian handlers

SAAR WE ARE EDUCATED SAAR

schizo general

More like dead general

tax cuts will raise GDP but not enough to make up for the loss in revenue

tariffs will lower GDP but magically this will lower GDP so much that the increased revenue from this form of tax will be a net negative to the budget

I don't understand this free trade jew argument

youtu.be/E9n0LrZWb_A?si=3k5d9l4u2IWG014_

Can someone who read the One Big Beautiful Bill explain to me how it is going to impact our beloved stock market boss?

I’m in Europe so this is already the case
They are a meme but not a meme accessible to palies
Post hand and doctoral thesis

ask chatGPT
post the screen shot
i'm too lazy

stocks will continue to go down as bond yields rise in fear of inflation and default until inflation is finally low enough this year that powell drops the fed interest rate and the yield curve drops down

basically its a buy the dip while everyone is freaking out until everyone realize the central bank is complete bullshit and has more impact than any bill or budget could

I don't know how to use chatGPT boss.

This market is so fucking schizophrenic.

Basically it is a huge boon to the American middle class. Obvious plays are consumer discretionary. I’ll start buying Sherman Williams

It's gonna crab until the bond auction and then either gigapump or giga dump

guess we're fucked then

It catastrophically nigger rapes the American middle and working class, get ready to get poor

Fucking hell, im so tired of working and stuying that the highlight of my days is seeing the market dump.

What are your thoughts on MHK boss?

Palestine refugees

Auf dem USA? Do they really let in Palestines in there? Not a burger, genuinely don't know.

Thats what ive been thinking, spx puts before bond auction

it's actually over

Sorry lads, I needed to sell to move some money around. We'll be back on Tuesday.

make love 69 style

Why would you want this with a couple whores in a sex-tourist spot...

that are going to absolutely shit up the entire tech and healthcare industry

You're not making a very convincing argument here.

I've unironically never met a dumb Palestinian irl even in Europe, they're just like any other group in the Levant. They tend to cluster around tech, social sciences and cultural stuff rather than school playgrounds.

saaaaaaah!

Make dealings. Indian subcontinent, Central Asia and Africa are the bad immigrants. If you think otherwise then I'll gladly trade two (2) for one of those or a gypsy.

say market could go up or down

get 5.5K viewers daily

is it really this easy?

STD´s are like battle scars, the more you own the more of a man you are.

hey guys, did you know the last time 30y bonds were this high the year was 2007, crazy right?

When puts on IBIT

I love how people pretend this shit isn't gambling. You'd have better luck using astrology

great time to go all in on euro/usd futures
at least those won’t decay like options

interesting. i wonder if anything happened the following year. probably nothing.

when is this?

Ive nutted to crab brat cunny

Kek baggies

Unemployment data:

dol.gov/ui/data.pdf

If you scroll out further you'll see the yields were much higher for a long time and everything was fine. TDS losers always lose.

Why is this bad?

dump because bond yields are high

less than 24 hours later yields remain high

pump

Everyone is pretending that interest rates won't immediately plummet once the fed lowers their rates.

The federal interest rate is 4.25% and 30 year bonds are at 5.1%

That's a fucking joke of a difference. If the fed lowers the interest to 1% do you think the yield curve will just keep the 30 year at 5.1%?

Absolute bullshit

big nothing burger

walmart employee here working toys
500 price changes increasing toy prices. doing dolls rn. $12.97 -> $16.97 for the latinistas

once the fed lowers rates

geeeeeg

And cause massive inflation?

I'm gonna buy spxu bull spreads and kill them/ keep them after auction personally

inflation has been trending down already since he took office
0.2, -0.1, 0.2 each month and the year is down to 2.4%

putting the stock holders over the costumer is bullish. assuming the costumers keep buying.

inflation is the only way to manage the deficit. we’re Zimbabwe now

Auctions will go to shit, market will gigadump , Trump will fire powell because he won't cut rates, replaces with stooge to cut rates, gigapump for a month and then when q2 stats come full blown crisis

yup. inflate the debt away. maybe later join with canada and mexico to mint a new amero currency to reset the fiat scam.

And when this doesn’t happen?

You scream

'GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HEDGIES BULLSHIT MARKET'

and watch the line go up while you lose money

MLGO is spiking. might be a good exit point

Me, who mainly passively invests in index funds? Why would I do that?

spy gonna go up or down on open?
either way it’s gonna move quite the amount

I got all these $4 calls that expire tomorrow. FUCK YOU BOSS.

This is when I'm supposed to say "hope you're happy being poor forever, once GME triggers MOASS we'll own the financial system!" or some shit

I dunno I go for divys

USO hit a premarket double top and is set to dump hard. bottom was already tested at 66.5

i did the exact same last week

This better be good.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON WE'LL MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLL SELLLLL IN MAY AND GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Total return on Celsius puts approaching 200%

I should really thank that Shoe Shine boy, boss.

fire Powell

When will you retarded zoomers learn that the fed is fhe real gov and trump is an actor? He cannot do shit to Powell. He has to wait till next year to appoint his guy who will then tell him to fuck himself once in position.

Pumping on open. Perfect time to hedge with spxu

Whew. May have missed out on SNOW like a moron, but I dodged a bullet on CVX. Trump admin immediately removed their ability to operate in Venezuela despite previously promising a grace period. Schizo government.

Tranny jannies are back. Thanks mossad.

OH FUCK WE'RE PLUS 350% BOSS!!! GET FUCKED FAGGOT SHOE SHINE BOY

not today mushit. senate passes tax cut bill 100-0 to blow up yields more.

uhm soxl xisters, why isn't it going up?

bruhhh

I legit ban evade every """racism""" ban. Dropping an N-bomb is a god damn right on this shithole of a site.

SELLLLLLLL SHORT SELLLLL SHORT SELLLLLLL SHORT SELLL SHORT SELLL IN MAAAAAAY AND GO AWAAAAAAY

USO put on it's concrete shoes and Im basically printing free money on it. Target price was as low as 54 dollars.

haha he said the nono-word !!!

Its not pumping

I hope the next time this shithole gets hacked, it leads to the jannies' SSNs getting leaked (not that they would be of much worth, lord knows these guys aren't paying any income taxes).

they do it for free

unh is recovering?

price range stays antisemitic today

largest insurance company with straight 6 months of FUD is still the largest insurance company heavily tied into the healthcare system and has massive Insider buying over the past month

Imagine my SHOCK

so based! i don't EVER want to see a no-no word on Anon Babble! good work janny!

we’re ending the week green buddy

Oof. Thanks.

that big, beautiful bill is going to send us to the moon boys

Holy fuck i want a cinnabon in my mouth right now

When I say MOOGLIE

You say GOOGLIE

MOOGLIE

GOOGLIE

OOOoooOOOoooOOO

ZM puts are getting bailed out pretty hard right now

Google hard carrying my entire portfolio

ASMB ladies
ASSEMBLY Bio will be bought :)

Thank you, great green GOOGL gains will be your reward we are mooning gang.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY CALLS

its so over hims baggies

Imagine fucking doubting GOOGL when it was at 17 P/E. The only tech that was underpriced.

Buy MODG.

Traded in my Celsius puts for a pile of those SPY faggot's delights. Investing isn't really complicated. When you buy something and it goes up you sell it for something else boss.

What the fuck just happened? Did Buffett decide to abandon his all-cash position?

spy dump at 10 (or megapump)

The One Big Beautiful Bill is on it's way to the senate for final approval before getting signed into law by our dear leader boss.

That happened before the market opened.

MY NVIDIA CALLS LETSGOOOOO

yeah IDK why people are freaking out over Evernorth/cigna capping weight loss drugs copay to $200 for employers

BUT ITS VERY SPECIFIC, and not all employers have cigna.

It is just a stupid cope for fatties

exactly, retail, who has no clue what is in the fucking thing, had to wait for the market to open up before they could buy the hype boss.

after the optimistic it will totally go to 100 post a banker was pricing it at 30. supposedly it was heavily shorted so the jew probably asked his banker friend for help to crash it

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO MAN

For all degenerate gamblers out there, should i buy calls on sunrun? Company shit the bed and is currently -40%.
I did the same with unh and doubled my money (now I'm out). What's the wisdom on sunrun?

spy dump soon. sell calls

you guys had everything on the 'arty but noooo you had to come back to being herded by troons and glowniggers

DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE YIELDS!? WHY ARE YOU BUYING NOW?? YIELDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

we are crabbing to august

don't mention any negative news/data or we'll megapump

I don't even know what a yield is.

i wouldn't. the whole solar movement is fucking dead until the faggots get in power again boss.

I saw that pricing at 40-30, multiple sources. Was retarded jew fud indeed

The 10 year projections are always wrong, the tax incentives to build factories in America alone will push us to 7% GDP growth and it'll actually create a budget surplus at the later end of the curve boss.

Apparently I should have went all in on WOLF

How much will a mcburger cost my then? 30 bucks?

still waiting on those regan and bush cuts to trickle down boss and eliminate the deficit.

its over

I'm the retard from yesterday with $100. I boughted 4 shares of SCHD. Guess I just do this every month now. Not nearly as exciting as being a crypto bro

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

"Don't worry concerned citizens, we sill save you by raising taxes on the rich!"

"Since the wealthy already pay 90% of the taxes, can't you just lower or remove our taxes instead?"

"DON'T BE INSANE"

you got a job? you can thank those tax cuts for it. you don;t have a job? get off your ass and get one boy.

I boughted 4 shares of SCHD

Good job. Build the emergency fund. If you want excitement play sports. Making money investing is not exiting, just look at people like Warren Buffet and Charlie Munger who made shit tons of money. Calm, cool, planned it out.

the work requirements for gibs me dats should lead to some competition in the labor market which should put some downward pressure on wages, which will be good for profit margins boss.

what do yall think of mntn

we are so back

emergency fund

I need a retirement fund. That's why gambling seems more attractive desu

Difference between price and payout.

AMZN will be the next google
I believe

Why is it red? I think my chart is broken, boss.

Retirement is easy if you buy low cost funds that track an index. I like Schg for growth stocks and SCHD for value stocks. Honorable mention for AVUV because small cap value does well over long periods. To finish it off I like vlps as my bond fund. Bonds are boring but I was glad to have them in April. The market took a shit and my bonds stayed steady. Sold a big portion of them and bought cheap Schg. Building my bond position back up as the market continues to run.

Please stop crab chan… i can only take so much…

Looks green on my end

DIVVY BROS
WERE FINE JUST RIDE THE WAVE AND RELAX

these whipsaws are violent today

crab crab crab

I got to $4k yearly recently
SCHD dropped again so scooping more

Realistically, for at least the next 2 years, I can only do $100 a month. Should I just do 50/50 SCHD and SCHG? Hoping to have a real job in 2 years making a livable wage and then put more in. I'm only 24. So I have time. I think.

Switch to VOO. This is with dividends reinvested. When you need money, sell some shares.

Told u it would crab till the auction

Also if we somehow pump after the shit auction then bobos are done for, nothing will dump the market ever again

imagine taxing people who actually make money instead of those that can barely eat

Yeah, where middle class wages have stagnated since the 1980's.
Aint no party like a diddy party

was correct. dumped my puts. holding onto two SPY $583p for a bit to see if we megatank

mmm celsius

auction

Priced in already with yesterday's drop.
Unless it's worse than yesterday's. The market is already expecting the outcome.

I mean, it makes sense that everyone has to pay a token sum of money, or else they would get complacent about governance.

Yeah, where middle class wages have stagnated since the 1980's.

I pity you. You're just flat out wrong boy.

everything is priced in since liberation day desu

VOO

*SCHG

VIX above 20 again

yeah i'm thinking we're back

can't resist buying cheapie puts 6 months out with the vix this low

oh good
looks like the NATGAS storage report
was decidedly
BEARISH

Nothing is ever priced in

Why are they boosting spending

This is so dumb.

Feudal lords spend more on the upkeep of their men-at-arms, than the serfs

They're outfitting our military with new equipment and giving everybody a golden shower boss.

The problem is this has never been suggested. We start taxing people who make minimum wage

That's complete horse shit. At least the republicans can argue that decreasing taxes on the wealthly can spur job creation. The fuck are the lower and middle class supposed to benefit from with liberals raising taxes on the rich?

This doesn't mean shit
Rand Paul and McConnell both think the bill is shit and the two women who hate trump in the senate will defect as usual
Once that happens the senate then takes turns raping the bill to nothing and fucking over trumps retarded spending

If you’re only 24 I would do 75% schg 25% SCHD.

Can you explain? I'm very dumb when it comes to this stuff. Zoomers weren't taught about the economy. Why 75/25?

because trump wants to get 1 trillion dollars in military spending to wave his cock around

I need a retirement fund

first you need an emergency fund, and that is the first part of your retirement fund. The rest of your retirement fund is bases on safe savings, bonds, growth stocks. Once that is on track you can gamble with small very small portion to test your luck. I know plenty of people who had no emergency fund and when something happened they were destroyed financally, so no retirment for them.

The fuck are the lower and middle class supposed to benefit from with liberals raising taxes on the rich?

Has nothing to do with who "benefits", we have bills due and someone has to pay. We're basically taking out a loan and giving it to the billionaires while putting the whole country on the tab.

If youre still bullish idk what to tell you, prepare for a sell off to at least 560,maybe not today but in a week or two

two more weeks

I'm very dumb when it comes to this stuff

You are young and inexperienced, you will learn. Keep asking questions and developing a strategy for success. It takes time. The next 30 years you will see some crazy markets swings up and down, likely a major war, a market crash, inflation, and a stock market boom or two. You need to ride the wave up and sell some to protect your gains and protect yourself from one of the major crashes/corrections that always comes. Listen to the people recommeding the ETFs. Learn about each one, the differences, and develop an investment plan.

Because you’re young and growth will suit you better. At retirement age or close to you sell most of your growth and put in fixed income and divvies.

SCHD/schg combo is better than voo in my opinion. Same great growth but with a slightly higher dividend depending on your allocation.

Pic related is a fun overlap tool between them. They don’t overlap at all which is good. You might want to add some non US etf like VXUS too but that’s up to you.

etfrc.com/funds/overlap.php

liberals raising taxes on the rich?

these are retarded campaign promises for stupid people to believe. They don't give a fuck about you, they are playing the game of politics. Its just a game.

Shorting the market when the house has just passed a generational, comprehensive bill that is going to fix everything for the foreseeable future.

you do you boy

Pic rel
Still waiting for that defict to be eliminated and high paying jobs to flood the market since the last set of tax cuts.Gotta pay for shit somehow, and not just put it on the credit card. But dont worry we are gonna kick grandma off of SS and medicare and thats gonna fix everything .

It's actually a bit of bad math. Stocks can be categories in a few ways, and the most common is their size and their valuation.

small cap and large cap

value and growth

Small and value companies are inherently more risky and less popular, so there is the idea that you can invest in them and get a premium i.e. more return. This is called alpha risk and there are a ton of articles and papers on this. There is no alpha for large cap and growth.
BUT
This shit goes in cycles. Over the long term value/small cap will out perform, but there will still be periods of time where growth temporarily out performs (usually right before a bubble crash). The issue is that the current cycle has been a massive bull run of large cap growth caps. So investors improperly think that investors should go for growth while they are younger and then swap over later. hence why it's popular to go for SCHG and SCHD.

There is a genuine argument to be made that these cycles are so large that you should be able to easily predict the crash. BUT right now valuations are still sky high. Going for a long term play on a growth index is a bad play.

If you compare SCHD and SCHG for their dividend growth, SCHD easily wins. Someone suggesting SCHG is arguing that you ride the growth cycle, hoping that it continues, and then sell later on.

I'd rather suggest you just stick with SCHD since it's 1) passively index 2) the best dividend growth fund that exists.

Pic related look at the two's dividend growth comparison

they won't pass the full bill until august

But what about minimizing spending so people don't have to pay taxes
What about small government

lmao you think the two parties care about limited spending? are you new?

Okay. That makes sense. The growth fund is gonna help build an emergency fund more effeciently?

DEBT BOMB 2028 FOR PRESIDENT

small govs is for faggots and poors. We are gonna spend 1 trillion on space lasers and give the money we save by cutting social programs to billionaires so they can pee out butler jobs.

cutie

I'm completely fine with the idea that we need to raise taxes on the wealthy. But there are two major issues.

First, the faggots saying tariffs don't work are the same retards that have been arguing for increasing the corporate tax rate for decades.

"You can't raise tariffs! That cost will go directly to the consumer! No I will not accept the fact that this will benefit and push consumers to the cheaper american based companies that will drive growth for jobs. Oh the corporate tax? On ALL companies? Of course we need to raise that! Huh? No of course the cost won't be passed onto the consumer. What are you a fucking retard? They can just pay the tax and nothing changes."

And again I agree that we need to fix the budget. But there is no reason we need to tax the lower and middle class. Especially the lower class.

You could remove the income tax on all American families under $200,000 and barely have to raise the taxes on the wealth by 10% (30% to 33%) and it'd be budget neutral and the economy would explode.

But the problem is liberals and especially millennial liberals are the most economically illiterate generation to have ever existed

seems we are repeating yesterday. pump then big dump

1985 looks like it's about 55k
2025 looks like it's about 80k
I mean your own data proves you wrong boy.

Do not get baited by baggie challenge impossible

News?

a tax on profits or income tax forces companies to do something else with the money or pay the tax. i.e. invest or increase wages. A tax further inside the business process like at goods procurement increases expenses over decreasing income. Businesses with no profit or income still pay it, and it unavoidably increases prices

by the way someone shot up a jewish mueseum and killed some jews
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/shooting-dc-jewish-museum-rcna208427

Look I wish we could starve the minorities, and push grandma and grandpa off a cliff too, but apparently asking people to be personally responsible for themselves is too much boss.

SOXL sisters, not like this!

Back to pol

Corporate taxes are taxed on profits while tariffs are on revenue, the former is much more efficient.

No options for kosher stocks sadly. So I bought one instead

Not surprised given the EU and now drump are starting to realize maybe netanyahu is a piece of shit after all

Isn't part of the reason that it's so high is because he wants to start throwing money at meme start-ups like Andruil?

Bottom 50% of taxpayers aka those earning under $50,399 paid approximately 3% of all federal individual income taxes

Okay so again, we can remove their income taxes and benefit the Americans that need it the most, literally 50% of them

But we're arguing about wealthy taxes

Then he shouted "Free Palestine" as he was being taken away. This "Free Palestine" is the new Admiral Ackbar cry for the modern Jahoodie boss.

new bread

SCHG

*TQQQ

This but with the debt going down instead of up. Trumps still increasing spending.

bro , I think we agree. I dont think tariffs are a bad idea, i just think they could have been rolled out in a more durable way that would make them work.

stop being an obtuse faggot. You think the guy that was working 40 hours a week supporting wife 3 kids , owning house , and taking a vacation every year, on a middle class median single salary household still exists?

The growth fund is gonna help build an emergency fund more effeciently?

A retirement account has benefits and drawbacks. A key benefit is you contribute pre tax, you money grows tax free (this helps accelrate your growth). A drawback is the age restriction to take your money out. There are some exceptions for emergencies, but you need to understand this. An emergency fund is money you have saved, earning interest, that you can access without penalty and quickly (meaning that day or the next), without paying penalties. A good finanical foundation would be a savings/cheking account, and a separate retirement account. You want your money in the retirement acccount to keep growing for a few decades. Any withdrawls from your saving/checking should cover your daily/weekly/monthly expenses plus cover any emergencies, which at some point will come up. You can have all that at some brokerage like Schwab, SoFi, or there are others. Or you can have bank and seperate brokerage/retirement account. Also look into the different types of retirement accounts. 401(k) (for work), and IRA (you set up yourself), or Roth IRA (you set up yourself). You bank/brokerage can help you with these.

sold another put just before the picobottom. holding onto one (1) SPY $593p just in case it’s a free $500 later today

My argument is that 24 is young enough to ride out the crashes and go for growth despite the chance that a bubble pops.

I've discovered a secret dividend hack. You buy a good stock that has better total returns, then you simply sell part when you need your dividends. Keep this secret here. Don't spread it around.

waited until bump limit to bake and got digits go go go

2 things i see right off the bat
expense ratio, which would be fine if it outperformed by enough but then
checking the 1 year chart, TQQQ is up by 6 poo scent
and SCHG is up by over 14 poo scent

An emergency fund should be seperate from your retirement investments. It should be kept in a HYSA. I’d reccomend at least 3-6 months of cut back expenses to give you some wiggle room in case you lose your job. I understand that will be hard to build up as a 24 year old. The truth is, starting at 24 is putting you way ahead of the pack as it is.

not my fucking problem boy

gold no longer pumps with bear markets

buying the news yesterday (LMT / LHX) was a mistake.. seems like I'm an investor now.

Well fuck me, I accidentally placed a trade and now my account is going to be flagged for day trading
FUCK EVERYTHING

Once the account gets flagged you can still trade, just with settled cash right?
This restriction is so fucking stupid.

Depends on your broker. At my broker the only restriction is that if my account drops below $25k in net value then I can't day trade until I bring it back up or ask them to remove the flag. They said they would remove the flag once every two years, so if I need to I can just call and ask and have it removed -- but if I get it again I'm stuck with it for 2 years.

this happened to me the other day as well
I dream of the day when the SEC allows T+0 settlements.

Once the account gets flagged you can still trade, just with settled cash right?

pretty much, yeah

i will never understand the point of this rule