Zillow sisters I dont feel so good

Zillow sisters I dont feel so good...

you called me out for trying to scam you and successfully called my bluff this is bullying or something

Why are real estate agents like this?

my house is worth x in my mind but i had to sell it for less because none bought it!

I was getting scammed!

Lol seems like hoooone owners now get to taste the other side

sent a letter complaining

File a professional complaint with whoever runs licensing for real estate agents. That agent is the one who fucked over their clients, and is now whining about it. They need to be penalized.

ALWAYS make petty complaints like this official and on the record. ALWAYS do everything you can to punish attempts to manipulate like this.

I bought my house 3 years ago and now need to sell. I have a feeling im gonna get some brutally low offers

bo-ho

brutally low

You mean reasonable...shelter shouldn't be treated as an "investment vehicle" in the first place.

My soul sings as I'm reading this.
Get that shit on writing. Always, if it benefits you. Always, if it fucks someone else over.

Im cursed. Buy high sell low as usual

why do you have to sell after 3 years anon? did you get an ARM?

Im a stupid person and never make good decisions. Only emotional or impaired decisions. I am constantly in pain

reddit screencap thread

apologize or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

192 days is the problem. Sold a house last fall and got 4 offers very close to asking price the irst weekend. Did the same thing as in OP (multiple offers, call for best offer), and none of the 4 budged. So I took the best cash offer.

You can sell as long as 1) it's reasonably priced for the appraisal, and 2) you're not at the high end.

But the multiple offer thing 192 days in is just the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

It's the same tactic every middle man that actually adds no value use.

Just buy a small house. Let's say a third to a half of what you can get mortgage approval for, as long as it isn't in a crime ridden area, it's ok if it's in an undesirable area.
Then you just start amassing cash because housing is such a vacuous drain on your bank balance.
Bonus if you have a decently sized garden.

My older bother (real estate agent) who is 9 years older then me actually took the 2.5% commission on my first house i ever bought. You'd think family gets a little discount after the fact

Bros give me advice.

Thinking of buying a 3b1ba townhome in a MCOL college town

school bent the knee to Trump so not worried about jobs/students to rent to

sold 2022 for 160 as fixer-upper

current owner did DIY gut reno w/ about 30 in materials

offered 225 countered to 240 furnished

Should I pull the trigger or make them sweat it out a little and hope I can get it down to 230 or 235? Or should I just walk away because it's retarded to buy right now?

enough with your self-loathing anon. tell us WHY you have to sell after 3 years???

Cash should get wiggle room
Finance buyers should get the rope

Note I'm not renting it out unless I lose my job. Just want a place to live with access to a steady supply of college girls.

What was the asking price? Seems like you'll get it for 235 without too much trouble, but who knows? You're still dealing with a person, and people are unpredictable.

Just buy it, I don't sweat over 5k diff on a 200k asset

They're a little unreasonable. Listed at 280 (comparable to 3b2ba of similar sqf) then reduced price twice to 250, been on the market a month.

Because I lost my job and havent been able to find a new one and am running out of savings. Any suggestions

Based. It’s called the free market

In that case is probably right. 240 might be the lowest they'll take for a while, unless you want to wait a few months and risk not getting it. You could always try 235 and then go 240 is they say no. The fact that they countered at all isn't a bad sign.

when the homes are on the market for 30 days, they very often remove the listing and put it back on just to reset the counter on the website...fuck realtors

I'm going to buy another 5k of UNH if it drops below 300 again

What did you do
How much did you make at your last job

Take renters in

Find a gay realtor, start your price lower than you want and you'll get several offers over

scalpers getting counter-scalped because they can no longer afford to just sit on inventory

businesses complaining they can't find workers, getting sued for pushing dei shit and h1bs

Hahaha
The world is healing.

Houses are moving in the spring man.
I've seen a lot of shit go the last two weeks I'm kind of jelly I didn't move on it.

You're right. I'm moving. It's a good deal. It's furnished I can stop living in my mothers basement.

Fuck boomers! Get fucked.

Holy shit this might even be real according to a quick google on the market

Just want a place to live with access to a steady supply of college girls.

Basado honestly

Literally rent out rooms or Airbnb the mofo anon
If you live near any movie productions then rent the house out for that purpose
Should be able to rent rooms out virtually anywhere unless you're off grid and look like Uncle Ted (RIP king)

Barely. Companies have not suffered nearly enough yet.