/smg/ - Stock Market General

nothing ever happens edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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Concerned about today

Celsius put options up 50%

Tried to tell you to short this shit boss.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
atgas and oil

qbts dropping today

What can I say, I just love slurping

going down during trading hours is against the law

XPEV

News?

Why are the major oil companies going down while oil is rising? Am I stupid?

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i don't know
i don't worry about coompanies
i just trade
NATGAS AND OIL
futures prices
BASED
ETFs
like
BOIL KOLD UCO SCO

ur mom

schd is good! I promise! Yieldmax is shit

no need to post it twice

I posted it once

Slurped up some soxl and still have some capital, what are mumus watching right now?

will there every be an actual red day, not orangish days?

Celsius slurp

oh look at that yet another reversal

The post said it would go back to green. That ain't happening unless some external news poomp it all the way.

I drink that shit sometimes and bormies love it.

BRB slurprin

it's already crabbing upwards
green is pretty much guaranteed

youtube.com/watch?v=pMo1QSbIjQg
Comfy 3B (big beaute bill) stream. Anyways, will we crash today? My trade will profit if we do but not below 568. Where my snibbas at?

THE PUMP IS FAKE
THE PUMP IS FAKE
WARNING
WARNING

Based

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they want a green close so bad. we either grind upwards and close +0.01% at 4pm or we piss missile in the next hour.

Ah ok, we are back to the frameworks of a plan of a concept of the possibility of maybe a concensus on a deal.
So we may be finishing green after all

Any of you guys ever get an escort before?
Worth investing?

This shit tastes like aspartame and gives me a headache so of course normies are in love with it...

scoops is our local SME on that topic

Damn dude I don't know if you wanna do that seems kinda risky

Well I'm way past my break even on my Celsius puts, this was as easy as taking shekels from the goyim boss.

@ Herr Scoopler

nothing can save my 5975 spx call expiring in less then two hours

Tastes pretty good. No artificial coloring is a huge plus

Cut your loses anon

Bought CRWV at 93. Worried I bought top. Now it is 98. What is going on with stock?

Kek, crab people.

Let's make that ezy money bitches

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americans, especially retail, ruined the market

Germany Won

Russia Lost

Rheinmetall stays winning

My wallet stays winning

Why do you want stocks to be a rich only club?

says the retail permabear

I'm going to double my money on these Celsius puts in less than 24 hours, slurp my anal secretions boss.

Fuck the stock market I'll go watch paw patrol for the day

Damn. Should've bought LMT when it was at $472 this morning.

I miss the ghibli businesswomen images. So comically incompetent. My share value relying on them.

Post positions

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOOGLIE MOOGLIES we won! I knew last night was a shakeout before the breakout.

is it still a good idea to invest in Rheinmetall, or did I already miss the train for that?

Faggot, I asked you first, you gave me a smart ass answer and now you get to see nothing boss.

his puts don’t exist

kek

Bormies do not give a fuck at least in the UK, literally never heard anyone mention it outside here. They have a deal at Morrisons for it and I tried one, it was like half red bull half flavoured water. Shit

I don't have to prove myself to you, you're not the IRS boss.

I'm not the one creating retarded valuations

or maybe i should just say, cope boss

Why is Google pumping? Not that I'm complaining

If everyone’s retarded besides you, that means your the retard to everyone else

OOOOOOOOOOO

Kek

do r*tards really think spy @ 590 is a bargain

buy a straddle on TGT yesterday

buy puts on SPY yesterday

TGT misses earnings and violently crashes premarket

SPY continues downward from yesterday's session

the calls on TGT soak up all the profit from the puts from BOTH TGT and SPY

close positions

market crabs

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They dumped the other week based on reports that Apple was working on an AI search engine.

Last night Google debuted their own AI search engine amongst other AI innovations such as filmmaking and music making tools.

bond market holding the stock market hostage again

I thought moodys didnt matter and we blind pump to the moon? Kek welcome to the crabbening

Gemini is going to cost them money boss.

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Mumu chan * moans* not there , its sensitive *moans*

Meant to say normies. No one gives a fuck about britistan

You mustve done something wrong for this to happen. it literally doesnt make sense. You either fucked the strikes up or fucked the expirations up

bought when it was at 1.61

paid 1.65

sold when it was at 1.70

got 1.61

Fucking jews.

regurgitating headlines

I thought the market already reacted to those announcements yesterday and dumped

GOOGSISTERS WTFWT

The Bobo cries in pain as he strikes you

I know what you meant to say Einstein, enjoy those meme bags biiiiiiiitch

I don't need headlines to see line go up on the 10Y

Didn't put a whole lot into it anyway, but gotta diversify at least a tiny bit.

If everyone is gay besides me, then I am gay to them

Yields nigga. Bonds nigga. Zoomies first recession and total influencer death, nigga.

Vix options rising, saving my port.

I finally made a profitable trade!

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Bored with the world. Le sigh... Can we get Trump in a sari or s.th?

Sell wall at $169.75, if we break $170 the sky is the limit. BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY

This thing is a beast I swing trade it every day

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TGT straddle was 3dte with a strike at $98 because thats where it was hanging around yesterday. market open it was at $91 so of course the puts were itm, but the calls crashed so hard i needed a 150% to break even on the puts. SPY puts were 1dte with a strike at $592, again from yesterday. hung around $588 at open then immediately started climbing and the profit was starting to vanish

I bet 300k on the apple ai dip, so I'm up $40k so far

GOOG correcting. All is well.

crabchan

looks more like a bee

LVMH is in a pretty big dip, I think luxury spending is a pretty safe bet

I've got some dry powder and I was debating either putting it all on an ETF covering Australia's ASX or using 50% for expanding my holding in Italy's MIB given its performance over the past year.

I don't know though, Italy still has a lot up growth potential as it's domestic market increasing moves to equity financing but Australia would be way more secure. Especially if a debt bubble bursts anywhere. What would you recommend?

holy FUCK this crabbing the last week and you just know it'll end with a massive red candle

Google to 200 eoy

I asked for his position yesterday so I could use some leaps to create a position that would net me a win equal to double his position size in the event we do hit $20 by October and he told me I couldn't afford it, so now he just gets to watch his shit get pushed in and I can sit here and focus on actually making money boss.

Your lack of puts speaks volumes

KEK
E
KEKKKS

good catches
BTFO

as a bystander who was
being forced to face
my own re-evaluations by this
i can now return to the cozey feels
of everyone being retarded
but me and these 2 brilliant logicians

keep coping boss

- $40,000 deduction cap with $500,000 income limit

- Both grow at 1% annually

- When bill expires, SALT continues at growth-adjusted number — likely $44,000 and $552,000

Yeah bro, you totally NEED to be able to deduct 40k when earning 500k in a year with a regular job

I'm helping the little man

500k job

Oh wait, it says income. Now I don't know if stock gains are considered income in the US.

Let us know when you figure it out.

I'm against it, but it's a pittance compared to what billionaires are getting from the tax cuts

day opens with omega pump

no meaningful dump response

people call it crabbing

Less than a year is taxed as regular income.
More than a year is capital gains tax

I think you should have gone further on the expirations in TGT. Theta ripped your ass. Don't hold them till expiration just capitalize on the change in price and sell them back. There is a follow up action you can do when one option becomes near worthless is to Sell the ITM leg and hold on to the OTM leg which has lost so much value it doesnt affect your profit profile that much in hopes for a slight pull back in your favor.

This probably doesnt apply to your situation but Deltas for calls and puts at the same strike arent identical, so even though a straddle is a "neutral" strategy the sum of the deltas can be anywhere from -.10 to .10 so you can still have a slight bullish or bearish tilt to your straddle. Calls generally have slightly higher deltas (or absolute value deltas for pedantry) than puts.

But you definitely didnt go far enough with your expirations. Spy same story, too close to expiration. But you can chalk that up to a bad play for not selling at open and not you being unaware.

I figured it out

I want my tax cuts boss. Leave the fucking SALT in there or I'll stop donating to the RNC boss.

The logic is to stop the federal government from raping people who get raped by state level taxes already (which is why the top proponent of SALT caucus is funny enough, from New York)

BLESSED

If you aren't getting in on GOOGL right now before we breakout past $170 and run up to $200 then never reply to me ever again.

wait are we really sunsetting a tax bill again?

yeah, seeing how the price for TGT is going up i probably should've held those calls. lesson learned.

Not content to merely subsidize bad health care and bad charities we must also subsidize bad state government through the tax code

American legislation is the land of bandaids and not permanent solutions

Tastes like artificial sweetener and health problems just like every other drink nowadays. People aren't discerning though so it doesn't really matter what your poison tastes like as long as it's sweet enough for your typical fucked up palette

that's what i'm saying, people will get a deduction for the sales taxes they already deal with, and every single state legislature is going to look at this and see it as an opportunity to raise sales taxes further. Every penny the federal government doesn't take, the state governments will be happy to grasp their slimy hands on.

Biden's stock market was better than the current iteration of Trump's stock market.

Any state and local deduction from federal is retarded. Its welfare for high tax states.
If someone is dumb enough to live in a state with income tax that's your choice. The rest of us shouldn't have to subsidize their choices.

Been there done that. Its really a follow up action I would only do on really short dated options like yours. Whichever direction is blows up will surely rape the OTM contract to something retarded like -95% so the 0.05 Really doesnt cost you that much to hold on to in the probable event you get a bounce back and can gain even more. if it doesnt the amount doesnt cost you that much. slightly more risk for a lot more reward. If the expirations on my straddle is 10+ days I would sell it back by EOD for the time value and be done with it.

Celsius soibois, we're down on the daily, weekly and monthly charts, our trend line is all fucked, and our product is retarded boss.

Biden's

*Blinken's

Sales taxes are regressive. I wonder if SALT will apply to sales taxes. that'd be pretty neat.

I don't care for the flavors I've tried.

This isn’t accurate

Zoom earnings are going to be hot garbage and everyone is forcing people back into offices. Playing earnings this time around

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I'd be down for that I guess. Sales taxes are gay.

High tax states are already subsidizing low tax states. My state pays way more taxes to the federal govt than we get back.

You can already deduct sales tax when itemizing... but only if you don't deduct salt :p Congress are a bunch of memers!

Didn’t Chinese TikTok completely BTFO all these luxury brands showing videos on how they are completely manufactured in China and then shipped to Italy and a “Made in Italy” tag is applied with a $30000 markup? Kek at anyone who buys that shit

Don't forget about everyone adopting Teams.

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Celsius defenders out in force ITT. Drink redbull.

Nope, those are the people. SALT deduction incentivizes the behavior of raising state and local taxes (and of keeping them high)

Teams is better than Zoom, but that just shows how low down the bar is for Zoom. Teams is a clusterfuck of jeetware.

Agree with this. Zoom has gone the way of Skype, the only people I've seen using it are training contractors and even they are moving away from it because it's got not integration with the wider ecosystem.

standard deduction is 11.5k

spend 4 hours doing itemizing

you get 11.6k

i think youre right

artificial coloring is a huge plus

In the minds of retards who don’t understand nutrition and think that artificial colouring is bad and vegetable oil is good because of the name

REDBULL GIVES YOU WINGS
Many universities are also still using it because professors are too retarded to handle change, but that can't possibly make up for them losing ground in the private sector.

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As someone that enjoys watching court rooms and parole hearings (shoutout to /lpbg/ louisiana parole board general), all of them use Zoom.
The entire US legal system is still using ti.

Ya, they are spinning up and acquiring new factories for shells, nitrocellulose, and gun barrels. If the EU is serious about re-arming then I am seriously going to profit.

Is there any news that might come about and change the market today?

You shouldn't get a federal tax break because you pay state taxes. That's retarded. They're separate entities. If you have a problem with the way the federal gov spends its money then say that. I do personally have a problem with most of it. The fact is you can choose to live in any state in the union and you chose to pay higher state taxes. It's not my problem.

This is according to the same people who say the J10 mogs the F35 and make their buildings out of polystyrene. I would examine how many jobs it magically supports in Europe before taking a literal Chinese Temu salesperson TikTok at face value

Okay, after watching for an hour, I believe we’ll see pretty reasonable pumps. The overnight gap down was pretty unnecessary and I think we were just testing lows this morning. There is a pretty consistent floor, so I expect everything to go up. Maybe not green, but this morning was the dip.

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Even more reason to be bearish. These boomers are the last groups using AOL emails and services. They were also the last to use Skype before the Discord migration. Unless Zoom becomes a branch of the government itself I’m not buying anything positive

Bought at 150. I have no idea why its pumping, but im glad to be on the mooglie train with you.

Ah~ my green arrow is going right into some fresh ATHs!

N-No BakaMumu stop it!! You're triggering my stop loss

Higher higher *pump* *pump* Ah~ Ah~ Ah!~

N-No not inside. It's leaking onto my kuma shorts. Filthy. It's dripping on my kuma shorts *sobbing*

Just pay the fucking tariffs and drink that blood orange guinea soda boss

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wolfSNEED

Welcome to the party.

market and not limit order

Learned the hard way

I won't lie, I do like those guinea slop drinks.

biz smg, we're so back

CRWV is now hitting 101. I sold early but fuck it I got 40 dollars out of it. That's one whole meal from 5 guys. Still why did it jump so much? It started the day at 91? Will it continue to jump all week?

Gentlemen, Mooglies, we just broke $170. I'll see you all at $200.

nothing wrong with trench coats and noodle soup, kiddo

Wolfsisters...

I suppose Mumuchan would be a dickgirl.

5 guys

Have you heard of Chili's? Unironically better value lmao

Citi raised the price target.

No there's not. My reading of the meme is that it is describing the

trench coat and noodle soup

Style dystopia as the cool one. Although, I will concede that the meme does leave some room for interpretation, like all good art does.

i cant believe a retard would post this on a red day

It does this every day, which why I've been telling people to day trade it since April. The intraday movement is fucking insane.

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WOLF sisters, will we make it?

Mumu-chaaaan?

Hai!

Nani ga suki?

Trump better fly back out to the middle east and take some dookie on his bitch titties

Have you heard of Chili's

man the OG ding ding poster would post a chilis at close mon-thurs because of the 2 for 1 margerita special, then on Friday's he would post some chain italian joint in a different city every week, until covid hit and they closed everything boss. anybody who hasn't heard of chili's is obvious newfag boss.

but not the cool kind

uhm, sweaty?

No he posted this same image every day.

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Stop using a signature

jesus. btc is 108k. surely it’ll crash at 110, bringing MSTR down with it

you are telling a tripfag to stop using his signature? checked, but wasted

Not only is mumuchan a dickgirl but she rapes her younger sister bobochan with her stupid large bull cock. She pumps her little sister full of gains getting her pregnant, and then bobochan cries and sobs while informing daddy Powell that she's pregnant with her elder sisters rape child. To regain her family honor she must liquidate her kuma (bear) poorfolio while daddy Powell watches.

And this is how youngest sister crab chan was born

That I sold my calls too early.

no he started posting some macaroni grill place on friday's, and then he posted rundown ones that looked abandoned boss.

If my erection lasts much longer I'm going to have to call a Doctor.

check'd, but I'm not using a signature boss.

Bought at 165, DCAed down to 160 when it dropped.

Okay I'm assuming that was here only. Don't remember seeing that on bant. I just remember his job search.

your signature is “boss”

0dtechad right again

nigger you could have said something before I bought puts

Red Bull lost alot of market share to Celsius and Alani. I’ll stick with the more promising of the two, Celsius

why would you buy puts? it pumps every single day from open.

My cost average is $157. Got about 10k invested in it.

there's a difference between calling everyone boss and using a signature. If I was signing everything -boss, referring to myself as boss that'd be a signature, but if I just called everyone boss, that's just Big D doing his thing boss.

We ending day green

I don’t post to tell people how to trade. I just post my observations and what I buy. Today, I bought 594 calls.

Also, I was wrong yesterday and paid heavily for it.

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why are mushits like this

I have a bit over $40000 of shares at an average of $160, feeling pretty happy about it so far.

Webex is better than both

SPY goes green by noon, Nasdaq already flipped. DOW probably stays red and closes flat/slightly down

nah, people try the new shit once, and it's like OMG this shit's going to the moon, but the truth is, brand loyalty is real, and Red Bull has it's own F1 team and space program, while Celsius has a shit product, and markets itself to a group of people who have no loyalty boss.

Mumus coping this hard

Its ok, sometimes the market has red days. Its normal. You dont have to cope so hard trying to switch it to green

Webex is literally perfect. I hope it never gets enshittified.

That faggot Jake Paul also has a Celsius deal, total Celsius death. keep shorting that overhyped POS. Belongs back in the $20 range

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About to buy AMD at $114.70

Briefly switch tabs to check something

Now closing in on $116

Motherfucker.

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I miss ding ding King.

He is a wage slave now.

594C again

You're insane. You know you can buy a lower call and just let it appreciate with less risk, right? A 592C would be much safer bet and would still get you an insane return if it went to 594.

Archer I'm not feeling so good.....

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wtf it was well in green only to turn red again

Yo fucking TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IT why don't you? You know Indians are legally (though not morally) allowed to read these threads?
Yes I am asserting that it is immoral for any non-white (excluding Japanese) to read anything posted in this thread.

short seller

hmm where have i seen this before

Celsius has excellent brand loyalty. Same with Alani.

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Get in the crab bucket

No fucking shit. Obvious scam company.

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I am confident in this. 593 in an hour, btw,

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Alani is gross and tastes like industrial solvent.

(me)
Double-posting to add that Alani tastes like how Bra-Kleen smells.

Red Bull is gross and tastes like industrial solvent. Now what

It has been quite suspicious that there’s no actual footage of it working at all to my knowledge

nascar

ahhhahhahahaaaa

crack *sips* monster

Sorry, we use that Fahrenheit shit around here boy

thats just energy drinks in general

scam company is scam

Imagine my shock
At least I made some easy money buying at $7

TSLA couldn't crab harder if it tried.

Is Google finally getting some of that AI meme energy? It would be a 200 trillion dollar company if it was memed like Tesla.

Shut the fuck up and go back to your containment general GME baggie bitch

No

Whatever Google yesterday showed was "nice" but that's not a monopoly. I assume others are doing the same stuff and competition will be big. They just don't have that position anymore.

nobody is going to mention that ludicrous pump for all of the semiconductor market?

what? anyone making such noise about their shorts is a scammer like hindenburg was. no loud investor is a honest player

Its been pumping endlessly on no news, when Germany actually annouces they're going to rearm and replace all of their old shitty equipmentt it will shoot to the moon.

ASML isn’t doing so much

Anyone bitching about shortsellers is a guaranteed 2021 GME baggie tourist, fuck off and go back

fuck fucking stocks and the boomer market
should should have went all in on btc when it was 15k instead of trading it

Literal nothing burger from a scam short company. ACHR sold off due to a run up from an earnings beat and the CEO appeared on Fallon announcing they have the 2028 Olympic Games. ST traders locked in gains and along with the short report it went back to $11. They are sitting on $1B cash end of Q1 and not going anywhere, still time to load up the truck

Archer response -
“Christian Lamarco has a reputation for ‘shorting and distorting’ various stocks," an Archer Aviation spokesperson said in a statement emailed to Seeking Alpha. "Culper is not a credible research institution. Archer has attracted significant attention due to its recent momentum and positive high-profile news. His claims are baseless.”

FAA registration of Midnight
registry.faa.gov/aircraftinquiry/Search/NNumberResult?NNumberTxt=703AX

This thing is just getting started feel free to sell your bags as it goes to $20 EOY

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It's a high tax state because that's where all the high paying high productivity jobs are. Why should I subsidize unproductive states? Salt is just there to claw some of those subsides back

hmm where have i seen this before

I just nuked my entire postion from obrit, its the only way to be sure. I made an easy $940 so why take a chance.

meds

pomp eet

Fine bought 100 shares and we’ll see

You just buy calls on spy when it opens red? I refuse to believe its that simple. The fuck? Are MMs giving away free money?

Are you really going to cry about fucking medication and act like shortselling isn't a reasonable instrument to make money in the stock market? In SMG? In the year of our lord 2024+1? You're such a bitch. Go back to your fucking containment thread.

I have 300k at 150 cost basis, so feeling pretty good. It was the only tech company that didn't feel overvalued.

Uncanny admission that taxation is caused by productivity rather than facilitating it

I think the pump is exhausted.

shoutout to MLGO making a comeback

I got into investing for the first time last month. I put all my money into BYDDY, TMC, NTDOY, SPY, and BTC.

Suddenly, I have a lot more money. This is really stupid. It doesn't feel real that you can just make money out of thin air.

Also, I was wrong yesterday and paid heavily for it.

I also paid heavily today. Going to take a break, see you guys in some weeks.

You could always make money out of thin air, e.g. t-bills, you just didn't know it.

Somebody please post cute dogs (preferaby with bows), my 3y old nephew is here today

Lol. Famous last words.

I lost 250 on wolf yesterday so today can't be worse

btc +2%

mstr -0.05%

fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr fuck and kill mstr

Best I can do is cats boss.

You are choosing to live in a state with high state taxes and then coming to me crying and complaining about how it's not fair that you get taxed twice and deserve a discount. All the while you know it was your choice to pay those taxes to begin with. You don't deserve a discount because of your poor choices. We have the internet. There is no legitimate reason you should need to live in a high tax state other than personal choice. If you want to make that choice then own up to it and pay your bills like a man. Don't come crying to me or Uncle Sam that it's unfair and you deserve a discount for being a good goy.

Why should I subsidize unproductive states?

I dont think you should. But again, that is a complaint about where the Fed spends its money. That should not relieve you of paying your fair share of fed taxes like the rest of us.

because that's where all the high paying high productivity jobs are

Not true anymore we have the internet you could work remotely and choose not to.

Make him a man!

this market is unbelievable amounts of fake and gay

Just bought 150$ of WolfSNEED. Gonna be rich when the fake news get dispelled.

SOXL

Is something in the news?

first GOOG now NVDA is running real good day

As a code monkey who works at Fidelity, how the fuck do I move my 401k to bonds.

NVDA bros... finally 137

Why can’t mumu farts accept even ONE red day? Are they homosexual? The economy retracted, tariffs are in place, and they want to say spy is worth ATH prices again. There is something seriously wrong the the mumu psyche. We should fund gain of function research into this phenomena

Tariffs will benefit the economy, haven't you been listening to Scott Bessent boss?

FRGE

Godspeed anon, friendly reminder that shareholders are last in line when bankruptcy is declared

I know they never heard of this idea in your line of work but you could try contacting a person who works there

tariffs don't benefit the economy that's leftist bullshit them lowering and getting new trade deals is why the market is pumping

ust bought 150$ of WolfSNEED

only down 65%, HODL to the end anon

Human interaction is the complete opposite of Tech. This is why Google yesterday showed us that your AI can call make calls for you and order things. The dream

raping small businesses

W, small businesses are the leech on the American economy.

Well even if they go tits up and go bankrupt it is only 150$. Just a dumb little gamble.

tariffs don't benefit the economy

That's fake news being pushed by the globalists, who want you to accept the refugees, and give money to the ukraine because killing russians in the ukraine is supposed to be good for the economy too boss.

look at this photograph

Fuck that dude, I limit my interactions at work as much as possible. get bonds tho

If only American cars were good.

Tesla isn't a car company anymore

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CRWV is still running thing is untouchable desu

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look at this photograph

what am I looking at?

-300 forward pe, - 2.2eps
Why?

Mollusk is gonna bitch at Ramaphosa in the Oval Office soon

Anyone see any good swing opportunities

Only bought 2 594C contracts today to test myself after losing a crapload yesterday.

Look at how we’ve been coiling for an hour. I think I’m going to be ITM soon and that is insane.

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street level is brutal bricks (for the commoner) the second story is where the culture is at.

They are currently talking about golf.

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Google puts

Anyone see any good swing opportunities

what time period? days, weeks, months?

Is there a bottom for EDV? Or am I fucked for holding these forever?

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Im gonna laugh if they just stop making the cybertruck eventually and tell everyone who deposited for one to fuck off we dont want to anymore

the left percentage if your average % of winning a trade

Oh shit I'm boom boom speed today

red bull makes their drink taste like that because you subconsciously associate it with medicine thus making it more effective

if spy is gonna dump can it just happen already

Trump is getting a golf picture book. Based lol

CORZ +2.34%

Mumu propaganda

they literally cause inflation fucking retard ever heard of the great depression
also giving money to ukraine (not "the" ukraine zigger) is based because it weaken's russia (a country that is well known to hate America and what it stands for)

Negative earnings anon

EPS = earnings / share

P/e = shareprice / EPS

Shit in, shit out

You'll regret this, we Moogsters are unironically breaking the fuck out and the market is going to rally after Nvidia earnings next week.

None of that shit matters when the chart looks like this. They rent GPUs out to Open AI, META, MSFT, etc. not going anywhere m8

Obviously wouldn’t buy it right here but it pulls back to the 80-85 range and tests a new high daily for the past week or so

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