/smg/ Stock Market General

already have a bag. hopes aren't very high. more it was a portfolio diversity hire.

What's he talking about anyway

His tax bill that keeps floundering because he's cutting taxes and increasing spending and republicans don't want that.

same old song and dance everyday.

opens below previous close

closes above previous close

Based

The bbb

UNH bros
Let's ride

But how much higher can it go?

Wait the video of him speaking i saw was some dogshit about the online deepfake porn and ai revenge porn.
Is this the speech? Shouldn't tech go lower because of the extra regulation?

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unh gives off gme vibes and i don’t know how to feel about that

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Don't know Don't care. I entered it twice (with x10 leverage), made +50% on the first and x2 on the second trade. Now I'm out. Fuck unh. It'll fall again, this rise was a dead cat bouncing

something which might be relevant to the retail v. institution discussion in the last thread:

squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix

I'd figure dark pools would be more representative of institutional sentiment than retail, and from the looks of it, they're pretty neutral compared to them just like the one anon said.

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Set your stop losses and enjoy the ride

0dte chad are we crabbing or green today

I don’t decide until about 1030am

Lmao'ing my ass off every day at the headlines when I log into my account. Every headline, every day, from every source, regurgitates the same thing. Fast move up, fast move down, slow move up, slow move down, doesn't matter. It's always "Expert says stocks tend to go up 40% after <whatever stocks have been doing lately>." What happens when Main St no longer considers a risk asset to have any risk? I guess we're going to find out.

Every single day is literally 100% guaranteed to end green.

"People" on plebbit are still holding cash and waiting for the crash kek.

UNH calls?

People criticized Biden for being MIA most of the time but Trump is giving pressers every day. It´s like the other end of clown world.

KEYS will go parabolic i know it

bro literally the same here but everyday has been only up

This better be good.

Bidens handlers were (usually) able to keep the dementia ravings off screen. No such luck with Trump.

Why do they have Musalems in at the F. E. & D boss?

Wait for first dip.

PDYN options chads gather and make gains

There is zero chance of the market pulling back even a little bit until SPY hits a new ATH. Then, and only then, there's maybe a 5% chance it pauses or pulls back a few %, but probably not. In all likelihood, SPY will hit 750 this year.

Then why in the name of 10lb hairy anus warts am I not just holding monthlies?

Because you realize that there is actually a very high chance for a pullback to the 200MA.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Prepare for a red day in the market. We're overdue one.

is buying a shit-load of TZA today a good idea or a bad one?

Not gonna happen. We're in the midst of an absolute, unwavering retard market. Get with the program and make money, or continue to deny human stupidity and get assraped.

this is TRUMPS market. Red does not exist anymore

Nah I'm just really bad at making money

BVCKLE VP FOR A V-SHAPED RECOVERY

I'M TEE ELL TEE, I'M WORTHLESS

Turns out dividends from abroad are taxed double. Goddamnit

Robinhood glitched out on me. Looks like I’m out of the market for the next while

Oh look at the time, time to buy all the SPY calls as you can and fuck off till lunch time boss.

i love ai

I didn't want to make a thread about this so I'm just going to ask it here since I assume most of you know what I'm talking about.
What is the difference between monetary policy and fiscal theory? I'm told that monetary policy is related to the central banks adjusting interest rates and introducing new currency into the economy. Meanwhile, fiscal theory is supposed to be a way to mitigate a country's spending budget through affecting the aggregate demand and influencing the already present currency in the economy instead of introducing more. Things like government spending, having a sustainable influx of tax money versus the amount of money spent from collected taxes and less deficit spending being some of the key features behind fiscal theory. I assumed that the two things were almost completely opposite to eachother, but supposedly, both are used in tandem to manage a country's economy. Is my understanding correct? Because it is very confusing to me.

Line only go up

Fidelity doesn't allow for 0DTE purchases wtf is this

Your picrelated is the average market participant, so yes

They're doing you a favor boss.

That UNH stock

dont buy options with fidelity honestly just use Thinkorswim

CELH looks like shit, scam ass stock and financials. Lmao at the baggie shilling it in this thread.

international breaking the paradigm

using robinjewed

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One influences the other and the other way around, but monetary policy is just the central bank, so it can only do three things:

adjusting rates

quantitative easing

quantitative tightening

Fiscal policy is everything that has to do with the government's finances, so revenue streams and expenses.

Cope

They think they found deep value, in all actuality they bought a bag of shit boss.

What makes thinkorswim better than say, robinhood?

so, how about that line?

Celsius is up 2% today. My CSPs are happy

I have no idea why people still use that retarded brokerage when Fidelity and Schwab exist

ASMB STOCK LADIES
ASSEMBLY BIO
BE PREPARED

Oh fuck my UNH stop loss actually executed
But I rebought lower
Now I have lunch money lol

When it's October 1st and that Celsius shit is trading under $20, don't say I didn't warn you boss. #ScreenCapThis

I, someone who lost money on tsla puts, bought spx 1dte 5975 calls, you know you are fucked

Yeah, the line only goes up when " stock market line only go up" becomes official government policy. It will eventually dethrone the U.S. but in the meantime look at the USD value of our ports bro

My understanding of it isn't very far off, then. But is it really wrong to say that they are two opposite things?
Both seem to be means to curb inflation somehow, by affecting the economy in different ways.

Yo wtf Simba

do i buy (all in) this dip?

Nah, I think we just hit a gama inflextion and have to switch bearish boss.

Tariffs are literally supposed to cause prices to go up otherwise they don’t function.

Eat the tariffs

Looks like i fucked off from unh hust in time....

tariffs are a tax on the consumer!

Don't get too cocky Bobo, we will close green again today

Tariffs are supposed to cause the price of imported goods to go up so that homegrown manufacturing becomes profitable, if tariffs don’t cause the prices of imports to go up everyone continues to buy imported goods and no factories are built, trump does not understand how tariffs work.

wtfwt

trump doesn’t understand how tariffs work

KSS pumping for no reason, my calls are happy

Nope, Trump said prices won't increase and China will eat the tariffs. This is a tax on China.

Yo man you're right, but you're too smart to be here. Get lost.

but what if the bobo bought calls?

put some HOT SAUCE
on them TAREEFFS
and maybe
garlic powder
but don't u faggots raise them prices
or golf car man will TRUTH much louder

It's basically just terms used by academics to sell whatever the form and shape of present financial system is. It's all interconnected. Central banks routinely holding stocks and bonds is all you need to know it's just theatre.

tfw sold all my QBTS last week

FUCK

Tariffs won't raise prices

China will eat the costs

We collect tax revenue at China's expense

This sounds great for America boss.

If tariffs don’t raise prices then local manufacturing still can’t compete with imports and nobody builds any factories, the key purpose of tariffs is to raise the price of imported goods so that consumers choose domestically manufactured products

That very well may be, but if we can collect taxes from China and it doesn't raise the costs, that's still good for America boss.

why is nvidia tanking so hard today after the market opened? I'm down like 2 euros which is a bunch in relation to what I put in there

Guys i bought ndx on x30 lever at 21350 (pretty much market open). How fucked am i? Is it closing green? Please tell me i won't be liquidated......

I had to listen to retards that screeched for literally decades that raising the corporate tax wouldn't end up being passed on to the consumer

those retards are now suddenly super free trade arguing that tariffs will DIRECTLY go to the consumer

I hate liberals so fucking much

Also, if I decide to be in a couple of stocks (celsius, nvidia) for the long term, does it even matter that I keep the charts open/they keep dropping for a while (they're supposed to go up in the longterm according to some """"experts"""")?

cuz retail bought the dip yesterday. Made everything go up a bit. It is still up from Friday. Nothing but good news from NVDA so far.

literally the primary function of tariffs is to raise the price of imported goods so consumers stop buying them, trump is not a magic special boy who can implement tariffs without them having the effect they were designed to cause

I don't get it, shouldn't I be in profit then, even with the gayass conversions for my country?

what why?

missed the morning dip, is it time to buy calls?

there are experts that say milk, eggs, and beef, are bad for you. there are experts that told the world they needed to get vaxxed for a disease with a 99% survival rate. you decide

i made lunch money on nvidia puts this morning. just had a feeling it would dip

literally the single primary purpose, the entire reason they get implemented, is to raise the price for consumers so that consumers stop buying imported goods, any other claim is a retarded misunderstanding of the core intention of tariffs

Because I decided to buy a leveraged long position. The market saw it and decided to dump on me.
Still we are just barely at the same point we were at the start of this year. Nvidia ending a year in red sounds inhuman so we'll be fine.

just went full retard in
rate my portfolio

also eat the rich

Lol @ bond rates. Bullish, stocks will go up

le pumping is steaming off

Mumus..you are too greedy

My name is Yields. Bond Yields.

Well luckily only 26.2% of the value of U.S. consumption of manufactured goods is imported according to the U.S. Department of Commerce. And food is even less at 15%. We're looking at a few percentage points raise if that. The equivalent of one year's inflation increase

I bought SPY 594C 0dte
You LOST

"China"
Your move, bobo

thanks!

I'm this and feel jewed out by my platform.

What are you planning ahead of nvidia's earnings? sell before call? hold?
I'm thinking of selling before the call

NTR

It's just correcting. They recently had deals with foreign countries and partnerships with startups. Just waiting for them to actually report in on their success.

UNH will inevitably be in the 350s very soon and then even higher, right? I feel like there’s very little risk at it’s current price point even though it’s exploded the last couple of days. But then again, every time I’ve felt there was “free money” it turned out to fuck me in the ass.

cope

there are also tariffs on materials commonly imported in order to manufacture in the U.S., meaning almost every product purchased by consumers will see a significant price rise

Imagine being a TMF holder.

well this is going to either prove that right with massive inflation or prove it wrong

depends if trump cucks out again before it starts getting bad, the market thinks he’s the worlds biggest cuckold and will continue to desperately cuck

Does anybody actually make money here?

No, please not the 5% anything but the 5% please you can't do this to m- oh! 4.999% that's much better we're saved we're heckin saved

explain what makes materials so special they are exempt from invisible hand of market

materials become too expensive to import

ppl reshore materials manufacturing in response

everyone said he's "cucking out" but the agreement with china is we get to tariff them 30% and they tariff us 10%
that's a net 20% in our favor

For educational purposes so far I have been killing it if anyone wants to follow:

predicted the LIGHT miss on HD - regret typing that crap out in case someone really did buy the lotto put but maybe it would have worked but "won't raise prices" is the new "we have AI now"

called 7% up on BiliBili but the straddle SUCKED i didn't know IV would crush so sickeningly

pony AI was a bad call BUT my actual play was sick, I got 288 bucks and down 40 on BILI for +248 so far on gambles

I still think Pony technically was a terrible overrated company income only up 12% YOY but i'll take it.

I am loathe to face it, its been a decent earnings season for China, BABA blew the goats but overall Chinese been killin it. I might buy calls on Baidu now.

No need to do so. Even if I lose money we get it all back with tax refund. Literally no risk investments as long as you bet low amounts

I know that top glowies of US are working to turn around my trade
I sleep soundly

I'm already seeing commercials where companies are bragging that their goods are made in the US and so won't go up due to tariffs

For educational purposes

Monetary policy is more effective at managing inflation, fiscal policy is more effective at managing budgets

sweeping tariffs are not “in your favour” they are an objectively bad thing for an economy to implement
that would still raise prices, contrary to what you’d like to believe

implying

I'm retarded /smg/, why is bond rates going up a bad thing? Isn't it good for bond holders/buyers?

sweeping tawiffs awr nawt in yewr favowr

Fuck the anon who convinced me not to buy MRK. I was right to think it was the bottom.

Rates going up means bonds going down, so bondholders get fucked

in short, high bond yields suck liquidity from the rest of the market, so it's good if you are in bonds, bad for equities/the rest of us

that would still raise prices

Rich don't care and wages of poors now employed in all these new factories rise way more than prices.

It’s not bad for the holder if the bond is fulfilled, it just indicates worsening demand and is bad for the bond issuer (USGOV)

Yeah but the people who hold bonds are profiting off of usury, so wouldn't fucking those people be a good thing boss?

Oh no food prices will increase! God forbid americans lose weight

PDYN LET'S FUCKING GO

ANON YOU TAKE THAT BACK, THAT'S VERY ANTI-MURRICAN!!!!!!!

Isnt that shit from the UK? How the fuck do they get your phone number?

soxl?

WTFWT

wages of poors now employed in all these new factories rise way more than prices

AAAAAAH

liberals

"I fucking hate American late stage capitalism consoomerism"

also liberals

"NOOOOO NOT MY AMERICAN LATE STAGE CAPITALISM CONSOOMERISM! I WANT CHEAP VIDYA GAMES AND CHEAP PHONES FROM CHILD LABOR!"

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

youtu.be/cIwRQwAS_YY?si=i8-tyQQIhdlvo5up

ASML you cunt

God I love having an actively managed bond fund like VPLS. High yields? Cool I’ll drip them into cheap shares of the fund. Rate cuts? Cool my capital is appreciating. Market crash? Nice, I’ll sell a portion of my stable bond fund and buy cheap equities. You’re a retard if you don’t hold some bond funds

I hate socialists, liberals and communists too

lol my current profits are -2,69 euros lol funny number go brrrr

Diversification is poison to the eyes of the average /smg/ lump-sump all-in-one Anon Babbleraeli

If I held bonds it'd be IUSB since it holds literally everything

euros

go brrrrr

You need to gb2/reddit/

What fucking use is the Russel 2000? Does anyone even care about that index?

and you need to get laid, nerd

Im thinking I should buy ULTA and forget about being an owner of that stock for a couple of years

It's the index that most closely tracks the US economy. Make of that what you will...

When will he walk back Chyna tariffs friends?

Isn't it good for bond holders/buyers?

No the bonds are fixed rate. If you hodl the 4% bond and the rate goes up to 5% you still get paid 4%
So the market reprices your 4% bond downwards in proportion to the difference.
Furthermore when the rates spike to 5% the market also starts pricing in the outcome of government issuing 5% bonds.
When there becomes an abundant supply of 5% bonds and your holding 4% bonds its poopy stinky uh oh frrrrfrrrrrrrprrrrrrr et cetera.

bond rates going up a bad thing?

Because if US govt pays you 5% then the US gigacorpos will be expected to pay 6%
Normal corpos 7% your neighbour 8% and so on. It ripples across the economy.
Why would you pay apple inc 5% when US treasury offers 5%?
(Probability of default is out of question for US gov)

The higher the rates are, the less economic activity will take place because its an "everything is a loan" kind of monetary system.

Pairs nicely with CELH. Becky portfolio is a good strategy

Looks like retail's coming to the rescue again boss.

No the bonds are fixed rate. If you hodl the 4% bond and the rate goes up to 5% you still get paid 4%

Wtf so if I buy high rate bonds rn and hold them until rates get cut I will have goated expensive bonds?

have sex

I fucking hate gold like you wouldn't believe

Why don't institutions buy? Are they retarded?

being normal is being re...it

go back to the robot board, defective little guy

They must be broke or something boss.

MAGA:

"NOOOOOOOOO PRICE CONTROLS ARE COMMUNISM

also MAGA:

YES; FUCK WALMART, THESE ASSHOLES! DO NOT DARE RAISE PRICES, TRUMP WARNED YOU

1 week update for my test Robinhood managed account.

This is the portfolio allocation for the highest risk tolerance setting

Fascinating

over 120 p/e

about 40 of forward p/e

have they struck oil?

52% in U.S. stocks. Apparently after $500 they start picking individual stocks

Yes that's the TMF trade.
Even with 3x letf its not a lot of move compared to something like SOXL
But its easy money if the rates go down.

I'm ambivalent on corporate taxes because they're better than tariffs since they are taxed on profits. You can't tax them for more than they're making after expenses unlike tariffs.

18% in international.

it's both, npc's don't have the cpu bandwidth to run more than 1 process at a time though

Bonds are split between SGOV and a municipal bond fund. Munis offer some tax advantage

Why is market red

correction from when retailed bought 33% of the stocks of yesterday's dip

The venerable and reliable 2008 Toyota Carolla. A gem among cars.

I don't actually have a problem with bull markets in general. The issue is they appear so fake and gay since there is 0 volatility.

tried to tell u niggas BOSS
NATGAS AND OIL
is where its @ BOSS
with NATGAS AND OIL
@ least you're a MAN
even when taking a LOSS

Everything in my portfolio is green. Close to ATH even though I had massive losses earlier this year.

Trump last claimed this was Biden’s stock market. Until he tweets that it’s now his market, everything between then and now is Biden’s

To specify: The early 2024 bullmarket was fun. Up, down, up down, up down. There was some action, some fight. Now it's just either 20 days up or 20 days down and even then there is more up and down when it's going down.

There's something cosmically ironic to me about careerist women who work hard to get their career going and then proceed to waste millions throughout their barren lives on beauty products in a vain hope to reclaim their wasted youthfulness.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.

That's not how it works. Moody's officially declared it's Trump's market on Friday boss.

You bought calls right anon?

Well, yeah, because until Trump "does" something, it is still Biden's market.

It's like if you were to hand me a painting, and I hold onto it for a bit. I will say it is your painting.

I then proceed to paint over it in some places. I can now say this is my painting. That's basically every presidency, piggybacking on previous accomplishments and making some changes.

When it's going to finally pump man, it's been a while already, when is this fucking shitty market going to be green.

yall niggas betta
SELL SELL SELL
because this right here has
LAST CHANTS
written all over it
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
is wat i wud do
while the SELLING is the best it's going to get
for 12 moar years 2 come
just LOOK at that little HOOK
on the end of that last nice spike

He did do something though.

Only that Trump claimed last year that it is his market.

On January 29, 2024, he posted on Truth Social, stating, “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET BECAUSE MY POLLS AGAINST BIDEN ARE SO GOOD THAT INVESTORS ARE PROJECTING THAT I WILL WIN, AND THAT WILL DRIVE THE MARKET UP.”

I sold covered calls

Damn it was already his market in January 2024. He's just the GOAT fr.

Any accredited inverters here? Was looking to get into Anduril. Which platform should I use? Does it matter? Looking at Forge.

Sure, but he didn't do anything. It was just his sheer existence that "will" drive up the market per the quote.

It's like if I came in after a war ended and I was the only one standing, saying, "I did it, I won/stopped the war"

Discount day? Time to slurp.

I'm up 50 bucks since i bought yesterday because of your crying anime girl pic.

Noted:always buy puts when rsi is 70+

i'm a stank inverter

What causes this?

Trump first took ownership late last year/early this for a good period of green. Then it went red for a time and he handed ownership to Biden. He hasn’t reclaimed ownership yet so until he does my position is this is Biden’s market.

Trump´s stock market is a friend for young investitors who were afraid of being priced out from equities.

There's no thesis for anything. Nothing will happen. The permanently high plateau meets the permanently low ceiling at a perfect interface of price equilibrium.

stock splits and either unprofitable tech, or unmarketable medications

Well, actually, it wasn't ever Biden's market; it was actually Trump's from 2016.

company that literally never turned a profit

big mystery anon

KEK

EVERYTHING
IS PRICE IN

LOOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEEEER LOOOOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEEEER
JUST SELLLLLLLLL SELLLLL FUCKING SELL ALREADY

g-guys..

Trump just told reporters on the Hill that gas prices are now $1.99. AAA gas price tracker says the national average is $3.17, with no state below $2.66. gasprices.aaa.com/?state=US

If I didn't know any better, I would say we're going to see a flash crash in 20 minutes boss.

oh
THEY WILL SELL
the only question remaining
is @ what LOSS
BOSS

Wrong subreddit, you're looking for r/trumpnews

there are morons that didn't buy the dip

RNMBY

The EU MIC eating is good~

You wont do SHIT bobo

This is one of these stories like the one with the old woman and the apple

I tell the story about a woman who, an old woman, old woman, no money, went to a grocery store, had three apples. She put 'em down on the counter and she looked and she saw the price, and she said, "Would you excuse me?"

And she walked one of the apples back to the refrigerator and came back to pay for the two apples. And she left with two apples. And the woman at the counter said, "That was so sad."

And when I heard about the story I said that should never happen in America and it's not going to happen in America.

What if he's right, and they're wrong?

the absolute state of california retards

Mumu-chan *moans* not like this , its sensitive

Trump speaking at 2pm. Expect fuckery one way or another

Good start but Not brown enough

hmmm what should i buy

Judaism

Well maybe if we didn't have to pay tariffs importing mexicans to pick the apples and just let the blacks do it, she could afford 4 or 5 apples boss.

SPCE has a rumor it will be used for Donalds golden dome, if you want to gamble.

Be poorfag with small portfolio

Buy shares in a company that's dipped but likely to slowly come back up

Quickly disregard my original plan for minimal gain in the often false hope of making money faster on something else by freeing up my limited funds

How do I learn delayed gratification? I'm good at picking stuff out, but I'm terrible at holding it.

Thinking about buying $200 of MSTY every month for a year. Anyone buying MSTY?

Has anybody else gotten a dozen or so scam text messages from jeets impersonating Coinbase since the leak?

Just buy dividend shit in the belief that you will hold it till you retire or until it hits 0.

Or make an actual plan on when to sell when you buy shit and stick to it no matter what, so instead of beating yourself up about missing out, track whether your plans were successful or if they were failures.

75% into plan A (long term)
25% into plan B (scalps/swings)
Without discipline any rules you set wont matter though.

Don't buy MSTY. MSTY is a newbie trap that wildly underperforms its underlying security MSTR. If you believe in MSTR, then buy MSTR. MSTY will earn $0.80 for every $1 MSTR earns because it's poorly managed and it's designed to hide what's going on behind a bunch of smoke and mirrors to trick uninformed investors.

Dividends from funds do not matter. They're just a shell game moving your money around. Dividends from real companies can matter depending on why they're issuing them, but from ETFs they're always crap unless they're passing on dividends from underlying stocks.

How do I learn delayed gratification?

Try to delay gratification in all aspects of your life and it will carry over to other aspects.

in order to avoid NAV erosion, you'd need to double every month. so buy $200 now, $400 next month, $800 the third month, etc. it pays a decent dividend, but its essentially paying your initial investment back to you.

Another day of -0.40% at open to slowly rise to +0.05% at close?

Wing Yip bros... not like this...

UNH likely will hit 330 crab territory but definitely 350 EoY. That's a solid gain of about 8% from where we are now

I buy 30 mins after open

I sell 30 mins after close

Is that easy

true true
totalrealreturns.com/n/MSTY,MSTR

I love the tension building up in gold. JDST basically flat with gold since 4/15 afterhours, that's quite efficient. Already swung 22% once and sold before the second rip, loaded up again at the same price as before. Now I didn't expect at all to see a third trip up and down but the volume action and sentiment indicators are giving the all clear for gold to collapse. Feels just like KOLD from a couple months ago

Some dipshit was shilling that trash yesterday
How did that work out?

what do you have picked rn?

yeah, i'm thinking calls on TGT tomorrow. so i'll actually buy puts.

3PM EST Trump speaks on Golden Dome

soon people will receive messages like this and it will be real.

I have sold solid dividend shit like a moron despite buying it so low that I don't have to worry about the typical ex-dividend drop.
I just don't have a ton of money to split, which is why I'm so bad at following a set strategy. I grew my account with leveraged crap like MSTZ and NVDL
The issue with this advice is that I get no gratification in my life.
I am currently all cash because I'm stupid and sold the JNJ and CVX I'd scalped at the bottom. I obviously didn't make too much, but I was just frustrated because I've missed out on easy money by not being able to scalp various space stocks (congrats to the guy who took my advice on LUNR earnings).

I'm -98% but only in my 5 figgie gambling account.

Hims is so easy to swing trade lmao

MSTY HOLDERS ARE IN HOUSE MONEY DEAL WITH IT LOSERS.

WE NOW GETTING FREE INCOME FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES

DEEEEEEEEECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Nobody is saying they are not in the money. We are saying they would be MORE in the money by just holding mstr

Speaking on yieldmax, thoughts on this bond?

Are you enjoying the crab bucket?

Trash ass returns lmao

I dunno, what if the AI is already rogue, but we just haven't realized it yet boss.

thanks, may grab some since if it's not announced to be them i dont think their stock would crash

he's not holding GREEN

BOIL

O

S

S

NATGAS CHADS
MOUNT UP
& REGULATE

Well when can they call it

Max pain is 592 btw

Kek, almost bought yesterday, tried to find out why it spiked

WMT is about to dead cat bounce after a 90 cent cliff. Just saying.

Its shocking how many mexicans are at walmart every time you go. It just shows how many illegals democrats have flooded the country with to obtain illegal votes for elections. Same with dating apps, all you see now is hispanics. This wasnt the case 5 years ago. They are flooding them in in mass.

Good start but Not brown enough

Start pumping right at :55

Yeah saw that fag shill, was pretty obvious it was a shit stock considering OPs vagueness.

Every time hims drops 5%+ i buy HIMZ leverage and im always rewarded

You have to be trading millions for these tiny bounces to be worth it.

Or leverage. You new here?

Who's ready for today's turnaround? You didn't think our lord and saviour DJT would allow a red day, did you?

its neither red nor green, just crab all morning.

I've been here long enough to know that most people here have 4 digit portfolios.

Explain. What do you think happens when it gets there

Go back to bant you dumb lonely fsggot.

Max pain is the value where if the index closes at the largest amount of options are invalidated. Indexes tend to drift towards max pain especially on directionless days. It has a fairly strong pull.

we call it the piss snake

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FUCKIN
BASED

Yea that's how it works

because its an "everything is a loan" kind of monetary system.

Fucking rot in hell Alexander Hamilton.

Nooo you can't just pull growth forward because you just can't ok!

Unironically bullish. I'll buy WMT, so that WMT will pressure Trump to import more of them as a customer base.

shit, I forgot:

t.EU