/SMG/ Stock Market General

Restrained Cheese edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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UNH chads
We won

Early bake. I bought QMAX during premarket with my fortnightly, tell me how fucked I am

t. based etf retard

Oil doing a lil something

Use the Anon Babble thread

double or nothing is easy money in the stock market, bitches

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My fav cheese went from $3.58 per lbs to $4.29 per lbs in just six months, a ~19.8% increase. It would have been gouda to have invested more into my cheesefolio

It's spelled "smg".

Marscapwned

SPY with that runny mascara

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Since when have higher yields been good for stocks boss?

Just gonna crab the rest of the day.

it’s better to end green

we can make it end green

it will be green at the end

what the FUCK are those scam wicks. qqq, tsla, spy, nvda, meta

What if we all get complacent and it just doesn't bounce back up next time? Wouldn't that be funny boss?

Fucking hell.
Now onto the topic of cheese, that's one of the things we don't fret about in our household. Most anything food related, really, we buy the better brand and don't look too hard at the tag.
Still leagues better than most given that we barely ever eat out.

over 50 posts by the taylor swift german

Good. Subarashi. Subarashi

My cat had to pick up a part time job at McDonald's to help pay the tariffs boss.

Hello

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I’m sorry I’m just going to hold ASML overnight instead of trading burger stocks into the evening. I know I’m sorry! I’m sorry!!! Urghhhh, I’m just going to hold it and eat 2% tomorrow for free is all. Hahahahahaaha

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China will pluck the feathers on the eagle one by one.

You’ve all been warned..

AI is going to see the revival of the cat popularity of the early 2000s.

We need white babies, not cats.

There's too many people on the planet already, and we should be limiting the births of people in developed nations boss.

I took my UNH profits, two spikes in two days seems excessive

and import third worlders, right moshi?

perfectly scooped realty income

up 0.67% today

I'm comfy

I went all in on SEZL and it is going up.

He thought we'd have a red day

Lmaoing at your life bobo

Fo Sezzle My Nezzle

Fucks sake why was I too pussy to buy 0DTE calls and make a 400% I read too much news before open and saw all this crap about Republicans raising the deficit by trillions and massive gold buying and it messed with my mind.

Market is still red Mumu, and we just barely survived 3 flash crashes.

I mean who can blame them? I expected the credit system rating change to at least give a -5%

recouping my losses will be more difficult then I thought, which makes sense. if it wouldn't be difficult no one would lose.

Im slowly getting out of SOXL, bonds are both the real deal and a scary beast.

cool it with the anti semitism boss

you and me both
down more than 90% ytd. doubling down on puts is a good way to lose money

THE GHOST CANDLES MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN!

Today is boring
No interesting macro data this week either
Snooooooore

what's your current plan?

And Spy continues it's unstoppable march to 610+

Buying TMC on a whim a month ago based on some youtubers talking about it has been insane.

To whoever was talking to me about RSS feeds for market news earlier, having push notifications for financial juice really is just the tech desu

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good lord, 90%, You should follow Big D's first law of holes. When you find yourself in one, keep fucking, or stop digging boss.

well considering ive gone from 18k to 10k to $999 just fucking give up i guess lol
market only goes up. i keep doing puts at the bottom on shit like tsla and unh. would have made bank on unh puts if i had done them the day prior

Market is officially green for the day
Wew lad

The market is so gay and stupid.
This is why I only bought 1 put contract.
It's controlled by niggers.
They just want to do the most unpredictable shit ever.

The market is so gay and stupid.

PROJECT
ING

can someone explain to me whats going? I am makign a lot of money and I dont know why

line goes straight up everyday since liberation day

most unpredictable shit ever

uhhh, boss?

The real market is unironically after hours
No news drops during day trading
Day trading is a crab paradise

just fucking give up i guess lol

we both know you and I aren't going to do that. we will chase our losses until who knows when

How the fuck do you have low five figures and you’re swinging options, either you’re new to the game or you haven’t been doing so hot for a long time, either way man chill out

You're going to keep chasing until right before you were going to hit it big boss.

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fuckfuckfuck I should have bought nvidia on friday

don't question anything, goy, just enjoy the profit$

What the fuck is this gay nigger market doing?
There is nothing bullish

retard pump status?

Yuge

Patriots are in control. Trust the plan boss.

Buffett sold
Burry sold
The really big guys take a couple weeks to sell all they can
Its over

i was trying to recover a 5k loss from trump walking back the liberation day tariffs and it sort of spiraled from there

the lesson i’ve learned is that if a s&p500 company has horrible news and is blatantly scummy (tsla and unh) they WILL bounce back with vigor after their dump

I’m starting to think institutions and hedgies are actually offloading overnight because it’s harder for retail to do, I just can’t believe something that retarded is happening every day

I thought Jimmy Buffet died a while ago boss?

There is no saving this market, completely debased from reality.

WE WILL NEVER LOSE

LETS GOOO

WTFWT

That’s not what debased means, anyway the market decides what is reality boss

Where are my 0dtechads at?

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I fucking called it

"But the hedgies!"

get fucked
the credit report scared fags into selling and then everyone remembered it doesn't fucking matter because Moody's is a joke

chickened out and sodl at 594 :'(

There was absolutely nothing to scare you.
Why were you scared?

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mr president we cant take it anymore

its too much winning

moodys was politically motivated. i bet insiders made a killing on that

Hedgies banking off the retardation of retail

Think of it this way, you let some retard fomo in for free

red days simply arent allowed.

Moody's are the retards that helped cause the financial crisis
literally no one gives a shit what they think

SCHY 16% YTD baby

there are no brakes on this train. 30 second cuckold pull backs followed by more infinity pumps for 5m. spy getting nuked when sellers cash in.

wife and kids were up for the day so couldn't watch screen every second, saw it hit 594 and expected a pullback/crab, which did come true for like 20 min, but didnt want to greed back in. Calling it a day and letting my long SPY calls do the job instead. Still sucks that I missed out on an ez +$500 on the 0dtes. Still, good day regardless. Cheers.

Bought 595c for 34$
Sold for 31$ before it went to 100$
Art of the deal

DROP THE KIKE NVKE

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I think Trump is being very reckless in telling Bibi he needs to end his war on Hamas. If he stops fighting with the gazen's in Gaza, the Gazens will go back into israel again

FOMO'd my 0dte winnings + some into UNH long calls so fomo for fomo.

credit ding

BND only drops -0.26%

I hate buying into a company that I think could actually go to zero and nothing would matter because they barely have any assets or USP. UNH is like that, so I won’t dip buy. Such is my excuse

It's still climbing, is it climbing with the pump or just because everyone the economic uncertainty of the Moody downgrade?

the Gazens will go back into israel again

How can I profit from this?

asking why

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US Gov debt is irrelevant
Moody's is irrelevant
line go straight up

i sold spy way too early, again...

Had a great morning and then a rougher afternoon. Got into two bad trades, kept biting tiny trades that don't matter. Did manage to just nab a 25%'er though, so I'm back to net 35% for the day at least.

Definitely requires diligence to do this properly.

every micro-dip is slurped

it is written

this. anyone who disagrees should have their bank account frozen like the antisemitic ICC.

It's over. This was the top.

For the next 24hours, tomorrow next retard pump for 4 hours during US trading straight

This was the top.

lol, lmao

ehm, ok

It has been the top for weeks straight now. The market is in full meme mode.

im tempted to go all in on puts but I always get fucked

US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

"Just completed my two hour call with President Vladimir Putin of Russia. I believe it went very well. Russia and Ukraine will immediately start negotiations toward a Ceasefire and, more importantly, an END to the War. The conditions for that will be negotiated between the two parties, as it can only be, because they know details of a negotiation that nobody else would be aware of. The tone and spirit of the conversation were excellent. If it wasn’t, I would say so now, rather than later. Russia wants to do largescale TRADE with the United States when this catastrophic “bloodbath” is over, and I agree. There is a tremendous opportunity for Russia to create massive amounts of jobs and wealth. Its potential is UNLIMITED. Likewise, Ukraine can be a great beneficiary on Trade, in the process of rebuilding its Country. Negotiations between Russia and Ukraine will begin immediately. I have so informed President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, of Ukraine, Ursula von der Leyen, President of the European Commission, President Emmanuel Macron, of France, Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, of Italy, Chancellor Friedrich Merz, of Germany, and President Alexander Stubb, of Finland, during a call with me, immediately after the call with President Putin. The Vatican, as represented by the Pope, has stated that it would be very interested in hosting the negotiations. Let the process begin! "

over and over and over and over again

so another nothingburger announcement

Something has changed.
The people that control the market have changed.
It never used to be this bullish before.

TA rocks are telling me the higher doom bulls go the bloodier the rug

What a fucking retard

we still can't buy Russian companies

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He didn't inform Prime Minister Keir Starmer, of the United Kingdom

Negotiations for what, the fifth time now? Also I'm sure Ukraine is thrilled to hear that there is unlimited business potential to be had when rebuilding their country.

Yeah, also thought about that after rereading. This retard talking about Trade. Unironically trying to pump the markets on a sidenote even capitalizing the fuckin word.

Zelenskyy probably thinking

you fuckin nigger, we are fighting for our freedom and sovereignity and you are thinking of TRADE

Already pumped 30% last month anon. You sure you aren't trying to trick me into buying a priced in situation?

eat fruit nigga

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Something about that crying sad screaming anime wallpaper preview moved me.

A 1pbtid on a board with no flags trying to con anons on a bbc fetish emporium?

Ukraine

Freedom & Sovereignty

They're US slaves for the next century and Blackrock is going to cannibalise any and every asset they have left

You make a lot of sense anon. I'll tag it for observation but won't buy.

more scam whicks

NVDA earnings are on the 28th... maybe we really are reaching the top of the rally

market does not give a fuck

You’ve gone too far this time orange man

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NVDA earnings are going to be great, market will pop off even more.

$2 trillion+ investments announced for America

completely snubbing the rest of the world

why did people not expect us to be green

I told you people that retail controls this game now. Crypto millionaires and the sheer amount of poorfags with phones will buy every single dip. Hedgies can only function outside retail hours. It's over for bears.

I keep seeing "enbidya always goes up after q1 earnings” on yahoo finance so I'm assuming that will be the top

doesn't it always tank after earnings

NVDA earnings are going to be great

i don't think so. but, the call will be a pumper.
Jensen was with Trump speaking with all the middle east kings or whatever. the deals will be juicy.

Normally, yeah, but NVIDIA is starting to take the lead in the AI department. Especially since they are making partnerships with startups, and deals overseas

What is this fucking market

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Moody's officially made it Trump's market on Friday at the close.

he thinks this is a good thing

he doesn't realize eventually numerous retailers will get cold-feet and sell

he doesn't know that the rest won't be able to buy because they already bought all that they could

he doesn't know that this will lead to an avalanche as they all panic sell, causing the line to go down

it's like you've learned nothing from every single market crash that has ever happened.

It's the beautiful Trump MAGA market.
Completely devoid of any reason or logic

REDDIT SELL

Imagine all the best posters from Anon Babble got together and decided to make money, NEET-style! That's how I describe /smg/ to my mom.

im so sleepy man...
im just...
im just going to close the position...
and take a nice...
nap...
...

Imagine if Anon Babble had a ticker as well and it went up when reddit went down

Or something like this with Reddit/Anon Babble

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Swung trade some UNH for an easy pz $40 and that will go right into my exxon thank you sirs

I'd expect them to follow each other like the most intricately related pieces of clockwork

just go back

Just lost $40 on a UNH swing trade FML
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

I told you to sell

i bought puts on market open and calls 1 hour ago

WTF is going on with the SPY? Did Trump just tweet something again boss?

ACHR with the DOOMP

Did you niggas get out in time?

I told you to sell

I only listen to our lord, savior, Emperor DJT boss.

Who?

Uncle Dolan boss.

What number negotiation are we on?
15? 25?

Might just be home demand and 7%+ rate mortgages.

High mortgages rates aregood for the markets. It means banks will earn more.

Mortgages exceeding rent is good for the people who can foreclosure

And awful for the housing market

Nice chin. Can I have it?

I never pull out

The problem is most people do not care what the price of a house actually costs. They only want to know how much a month. Same thing with cars.

Trump's getting cucked out of negotiating the terms of the Ukraine's surrender.

This doesn't feel like winning boss.

wtf is mullen automotive doing 3xing today? i thought they were bleeding to death

I mean we already stopped sending them Arms.

What else could we get cucked out of?

Was that what happened when Trump gave Zelensky a spanking in the oval office for not having any manners?

Anon what the fuck am I looking at here

Ok, today it's a lost cause, do you think tomorrow major companies will hit green? Crabbish, leaning possitive at the very least?

dying company that performed worse than my portfolio, and I’m the dumbass who lost on tsla and unh puts

Some of you guys are cool. Buy Wing Yip Food Holdings Group Ltd. and thank me later boss.

mullen automotive

zoom out

Nice, just bought 100k WING

this gives the same energy as my MicroAlgo shilling last week. they can always fall further

manners

*CARDS

Nice, I'm not buying that shit
I dont even have a broker account

around that time, Putin said, "no more sending Ukraine arms and then we can talk about peace"

Yeah, but it's like Trump just dealt a new hand, and folded, so Zelensky and Putin can play heads up boss.

Won't peace hurt defense stocks?

Yes and no because its a very fragile peace and in times of peace is when you rearm and prepare for war. The potential promise of cheeap Russian energy & materials would also be a boost to markets and if mcdicks and coke can operate in Russia again that's a small boost to US companies.

peace or not, Europe rearming is bullish for defense
i think the whole world assumes ivan is going to keep probing europe's backdoor until they flip out and we get a good old fashioned euro chimp out.
Look at all those women leaders in europe....you ever see a half dozen bitches in a cat fight?

I can't even trade this garbage

been away awhile, anything down big for retarded reasons I can buy and hold? Have $3k, thanks.

I am financially underwhelmed

Buy UNH bloomer avg Insider trade price is 315. Still at a discount

kinda missed a lot of dips.

UNH is going to go bankrupt after Trump signs the One Big Beautiful Bill into law and ends Medicare and Medicaid boss.

Penny stocks feel like such a trap.

You're a retard. United is so firmly implanted into the healthcare/insurance realm that if they go under they bring down every small and medium sized hospital with it for lack of reimbursement

don't take him seriously he just likes to posts bait in every general

well I guess it's time to spend a hundred bucks on a GME earning lotto call

really feels like a "pajeet my son" moment

"You have blue chip companies, sky high demand semi conductor companies, and dividend king's with literally decades of strong consistent growth."

kid goes for a fucking ai dash cam penny stock

agreed
you act like Trump wouldn't make Maggacare

*yuo

i dont disagree, you have to watch out for money bleed since that translates to stock dilution later on

profitability+growth is a balance, profitability is obvious to avoid stock dilution but at the same time you miss out if you stay away from a "bleeding" pennystock if you fail to recognize it has operational leverage (i.e. income increases faster than cost increases)

ai dashcams had been profitable with a double-digit pe ratio for a couple years then now it's back to red after some big costs, like setting up a data center and increasing trade fairs, expecting that to pay off

fingers crossed but given they increased their letter of credit with TD bank, although they have no debt, liquidity is becoming a (good) problem for fulfilling potential contracts
i think in general some people are just really optimistic about ai dashcams again because they landed a $1million contract and a $500 million contract in Nevada despite US tariffs

give the guy a break, he's canadian. It's the most ballsy thing he will ever do in life. He's got an instituional sized position in the co. Have some respect for your elders goddam reddit fag

It's not like there's going to be any nurses to change the sheets on those beds once we finish kicking out all the illegals anyway, and those greedy doctors and drug manufacturers could easily just charge people less for healthcare.

You plan on talking business or finance anytime soon tripfag?

it was a for fun position that got shilled to me in 2020 that i ended up realizing slowly over time and getting married to

a 5k position is now 372k shares position to me
ai bubble is not a bubble until smallcaps are involved in full force, the first phase was blue chips and next phase are the smallcaps
it's up to you to find your own pick early that havent popped up yet like TSSI, if you're too late then it's hard to justify the risk/reward because it's a risky smallcap, +30% on risky smallcap of course doesnt make sense if you think you can get +30% on a NVDA in the same period for less risk, but up to you to decide which has a higher likelihood of going 2x or 10x at this point

Im talking about the future of UNH boss.

all my positions crabbed today

welp better luck tomorrow

Why are microsoft insiders selling? I don't get it. Every analyst kike is saying Microsoft is going to 500 (some even 600) yet insiders keep selling? It is unclear to me

Azure has peaked
Xbox is kill
Windows and Office has been flat for a decade

Only think to look forward to is AI job cuts.

literally sitting on 55k in cash earning the 4%

I don’t know what to do with it

While you were busy dooming and grooming UNH went up another 1%

If we dump post market my thesis that hedgies wait for retail gods to cool down stands

No, because they were a no name penny stock.
But wait?!? Subnautica is real?

B M
I A
D R
E K
N E
S T

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Product is shit, people want win7/10 back. You can only cram so many H1Bs into a company before it starts to smell

bond market is literally going to finish flat so it means nothing

bought in jan, sold in march :/

Lagging indicator

On 10 year and 30 year yields

This literally means nothing and is cope
Yields are the only thing acting rationally

yeah been running myself ragged with other shit, didn't have time to keep an eye on stuff

APES WE DID IT

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

Flat and crabbing just like the market

Today: -0.51%
This Month: -1.46%
This Year: -44.32%

end of day pump

AAAAND its green

+$163.50 (+0.16%)

international dividends are fucking insane this year

Stopped chasing big ones and diversified, only buying when something has dumped and never when it is green

Start recovering slowly but surely

At last I truly see. Buy low and sell high...

-$11.83 (0.00%)Today's gain/loss

Largely meaningless

Started strong, was up 44% at one point, but then ballsed it up and kept getting in losing trades. Closed -23% for the day. Still, that's why I'm barely putting money into it, there's real potential here but I've got to get better at catching real opportunities and missing the fake ones. I consider it a tuition fee. Will try again tomorrow.

+0.12%

Basically the same as SPY between nvda underperformance and goog overperformance. not the worst

I was thinking the same. I knew i should have bought at 2 am

Not bad for slinging nickels around

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Reverse triple top tornado cyclone setup on trendlines hard levels
We are going down harder than ye on his cousin

im starting to think there will never be even a small pullback

It'll happen when you buy.

SGOV chads… another .02% green day. That’s every day this month so far. We can’t stop winning

crabbening

Is it just me, or did the volume on the es em pee seem a lot lower than usual?

This is a "just buy bro, nothing ever happens, bro"-market and it needs severe punishment

Tell me more xoxoxo

$HIMS to $150 eoy
$HIMS to 100 with this squeeze

SHUTUP XD

I buy SGOV on 100000000% margin

more

I'm awful at trading, I want to buy and hold something for a year. Not sure what though. I don't know how people are able to find undervalued stocks.

What's wrong boss? Nothing ever happens, the market line just goes up, like just zoom out boss.

buy NVDA, AMD, HIMS, NVO, or atleast buy some ETF -get those 4%> yields.

JPMorgan, $JPM, CEO Jamie Dimon says markets are too complacent on tariffs, expects S&P 500 earnings growth to collapse

It's over

Buy Celcius stock. It’s that easy

Why do you have the different currencies?

HIMS easily 80 end of the month. They got rights to the NVO weight loss compound. They were already 67 Feb before they lost the right. Now they have a monopoly -besides lily co

My SPY 595C 0dte made so much money

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UNH & GOOGL are safe bets, too big to fail

he'd tell the truth

lmao

Salty kvetching kike is mad he missed the dip so he's double downing on kvetching

It would be easy if you could spell it right.

I wouldn't call UNH and GOOGL too big to fail. One rogue AI and it's all kaput boss.

No way you just said "UNH" and "safe" in the same sentence.

Buy Celsius stock. it’s that easy

Just get a total world stock etf and hold for eternity

the lazy way, better than nothing

My deposit clears tomorrow.
$1200, what do I buy? I usually gamble on options.

Selling stock across difference bourses, the cash is deposited as local currency. When you buy something it’s exchanged at interbank rate automatically

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just call, nothing is going down

%?

long term you will outperform 99% of stock pickers by far

That's interesting. Exchanged automatically when you buy, but then you have to exchange it yourself when you sell. I guess that makes sense. I also have interactive brokers in the US.

They just shut down the buy button for QNTM

Oy! It's annodah GME!

+232%

Should I buy?

You need you need to go back to bant you brainwashed retard. What was it about clearly being bad in high-school that made you so eager to slop up vatnik propaganda?

I have been a burry glazing retard bear since 2022. My spy short etfs have bled down 50 percent or some shit. If we see another spy ath i will move all my investments to calls leaps and my 401k to DCAing into spy. Im just warning everyone incase the muh bear went bullish meme is real. At this point I dont think it matters. Line go up.

I NEED this. If I can just get SOXL to 24 I'm the tallest midget.

I don't know if you can, Anon. Doesn't seem to just be Apex Clearing for this one. DRS is +18% and almost broker seems to be kvetching about QNTM in some form or another.

Over target.

Hmmm, all this bear rope fuel and still not at extreme greed. A few more days of crab trading at least

Sold 350k of SOXL like a coward.

Please don't. You'll crash the market as soon as you switch

Almost every broker*

I can buy it with interactive brokers.

And so am I.

You need you need

2 SNEEDS
is ur rapper name

Nice

vatnik

this always confuses me
why the fuck is peace bad? Isn't Ukraine already pulling people off the streets the manpower has gotten that bad?

War is fucking retarded, peace is good for stocks. at least the ones I own

Show us on the doll where did the monke touched you boss.

Petterfy is a chad, definitely woke up Wall side to GME when he did his interview on the infinity squeeze.

It’s not a play on peacenik or beatnik, and don’t be retarded about who is crying out as they hit you

There was never a future where Ukraine was independent
They’re a cursed nation in a cursed location - and most western countries were happy to see all ukranian nationalists and Russian soldiers kill each other in perpetuity
Name call all you want, Ukraine wasn’t propped up for any reason aside from the self internet of others. Even if Ukraine wins, they’ll have to pay their debts and they owe more than they possess.

Line goes down as soon as you’re all in, and why are you waiting for ATH to buy if you already believe it’s likely to reach ATH?

I’m up 15% this year and it’s because I can separate my personal pessimism from the realistic trajectory. Nothing ever happens and if it does I have bigger problems than the S&P

Maybe I’m a retard and dont know how calls work but how?? They closed 0.04$ ITM?

$40 and that will go right into my exxon

XOM is $107/share. How many shares are you buying?

Retail has an attitude of ‘add in every month, even if it drops it’s just a discount’
People ha babe their investments automated and day traders get BTFO by them

The gigachad 0dte man is just a character dude, he represents the bullish archetype

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cringe

.41
Also bought some chevron

If we don't dump by next week I won't be able to afford a new computer

A thinkpad costs 300 on newegg
You need more?

I'm a consoomer I need a Dell XPS

If you’re a consumer, why are you a permabear?

UNH under $400 is safe, fraud or no fraud.

+0.37%

Too busy actually working to keep track of most of the action, but it looks like it was a pretty boring day.

I didn't realize I thought NVO was just allowing them to sell it online. What happened with that what's the deal with NVO? I know they fudge paperwork a bit/why so many people drop out of trials so they don't report adverse effects.

I hear you, the ruler I epoxied onto the back to hold the shattered case together has now snapped, so I can’t close it anymore. Yet the market marches on

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Any peace that rewards Putin for invading its neighbor basically guarantees that it's going to happen again. Even worse, it's telling China that it can get away with invading its neighbors as long as it pushes enough propaganda to the right audiences.

Whats it say about the US?

Wait until the upgrade when tax cuts become tax increases

What's the alternative, perpetual proxy war of attrition? Direct conflict between nuclear powers? It has to end in peace and Russia won't make an unfavourable peace, they have most of the cards unfortunately.

Sold SOXL puts. Hopefully the market continues to crab. This has been easy money (until it isn't).

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Every analyst kike is saying Microsoft is going to 500

of course they say that as they are dumping. Do you not understand this?

Bought like 8 shares of SEZL in the morning at 96 and some cents then sold at 99. Oh boy I can finally buy the 9 dollar Lux box from taco bell. I am not holding shit until the market starts making sense.

He can get fucked and seethe about it, do you think supplying Ukraine with enough artillery shells and APCs to push back to the border is going to make Russia nuke London?

Holy shit I'm scared UNH needs to chill with the pump

get SPY and forget about it

No I think its just going to keep getting Russians and Ukrainians killed pointlessly and delays the inevitable diplomatic ending to this and ultimately normalisation of relationships with russia.

dude russia got assraped there is no winning play for them

no matter what happens russia already lost, nato reinforced every east flank position (what putin didn't want) and all russia got are some shitty eastern territories that no one cares about and that already were majority russian before the war lmao

peace is good, unstable "peace" like this is the same sort of appeasement that leads us into bigger wars

You are delusional about Ukraine’s odds and you will, in the future, be delusional about Taiwan
If le west was serious about Taiwan they’d open up diplomatic relations and recognize the Taiwanese government - but they won’t and the future Chinese ‘civil’ war will remain a domestic issue because the west prefers to have cheap labor than to recognize Taiwan as a a state

Your ‘solution’ is Europe going to war against Russia and US going to war with China - so go join the army and put your money where your mouth is

I'm thinking of getting a student loan for €10k and dumping it into stocks. I’d have to pay back €10,766 after 25 months, so I’d only need to save about €450 in my bank account and could invest the rest. Is this how you're supposed to take advantage of the legislation, or am I being naive?

Easy to say from where you’re sitting I imagine, the war is still broadly popular in Ukraine because people don’t want to their children live in a third world penal colony. You’d be making the same argument about east Germany in a slightly different timeline of the 1980s
Three more years coming right up

Like they arent currently a third world penal colony

Sorry nigga. just convinced me not to wait. At the very least we go up to new ath in short term. Tomorrow I buy spy calls through Fidelity brockerage link. Might short MSTR tho.

We can talk realpolitik of the much richer Europe grinding Russia down via a proxy war and grey zone tactics, or we can be ideological about it and say that one country is trying to consume and eradicate its much smaller neighbour who wants to be a bit fruity and gay, after a fairly well established history of trying to do this with basically every other bordering country. Either way, this isn’t really on topic, so who cares

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Yeah sure, thanks for the invitation
Don't want to be included in your conversation
It's too late, we've overthrown
I took all your friends and you're all alone

bread

If le west was serious about Taiwan they’d open up diplomatic relations and recognize the Taiwanese government

As long as the status quo holds, of course western governments would rather keep a stiff upper lip, they'd have nothing to gain openly antagonizing China now. But if the chinks were actually to attack Taiwan, they wouldn't be able to pretend nothing's wrong. If the US doesn't do anything, it would effectively lose its status as the world's top dog. I'm sure """they""" aren't going to let that happen so easily.