Going out hunting edition

ABANDON THREAD

You fuckin piece of shit with your fuckin flower on your stupid golden head, you asshole fucking fuck retard

this is what you get for free
absolute incompetence

You guys are scooping right?

aha so you are feeling the trades you are posting

GODMAZON BROS WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT

bought 0dte calls

are turbos based?

KEK
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KEKEKKKK

scooping the pump? no. not me.

somebody told me to do it for free so I did

I'm actually adding

We got our money's worth.

I just bought 10 SPY 594C 0dtes

Why does the market even bother dumping, every knows retards will buy every single dip

whatever brah

Excellent move.

No one else would do it, so you did it wrong.

But still the market has been completely ruined. My last time shorting this thing. Then maybe in a few years again. Retardation knows no limits

tsla chart looking really retail today

....here comes the dump

pump

SLUUUUUUUURP

Hedge funds are extremely devilish, not gonna lie

yes?

Waaaitttt come on burgerbros just one last push I need to escape this death trap I got myself into please just one more buy

for me, it's two
order just sent, hope I don't get fucked over by the bigger boys

What broker do you use? I can't buy 0dte on RH or Fidelity

WTFWT

I use tastytrade, you can get approved pretty quick

RHM sold, where am I dip buying again bros? MSTR is fine for some reason

The stock market should not be available to the public.

0dtes require a margin account i think

What was the logic behind that decision?

nah i'm trading cash on tasty and i can buy SPY 0dtes

Why we pump on bad news
Should I even watch the news at all at this point

US leading index for April -1.0% versus -0.0% estimate

As said, completely ruined

vibe buying/selling is the only way

looking at the order book

mfw i finally realize what price resistances are

I feel very retarded for not realizing it sooner.

Schwab (thinkorswim)
Oh, and I made a mistake. I bought 10 SPY 595C 0dtes.
I should be okay.

Ever consider the news has a priced in "Fuck Trump" value?

Anon who told me to buy 0DTE SPY Calls 15 minutes after earnings. Thanks. Maybe I sold early but I think I have a new strategy

priced in "Fuck Trump" value

this lmao

the algos dont show their hand in advance, the order book is for plebs

Fuck it, it’s legal.

Very nice anon

holy fuck we retard pumping hard today

My last time shorting this thing

I'd say just HODL maybe you are just 3 years early like Michael Burry when he predicted 2008

fucking asinine

moody's

Sellers struggled at open at 588. Lost hard after 589. “Reversals” are consolidations for the past 35 minutes that result in another pump to higher highs. We keep seeing higher lows with more support each time.
Today we end green.

oh no wrong picture. I was meaning to post this

We should tariff the fuck out of Moodys.

moodys reeks of insider trading

Panicans sold the bottom AGAIN

Bought some may 23 spy calls and unh stocks. Gonna print good this week. Also my novo nordisk stocks recovered from Fridays gigadump.

YOU'VE EXPOSED YOURSELF

yesh we should send the SEC and IRS up their ass and tariff those mother fuckers like over9000%

If you bought the big dip why would you even pay attention at this point? I check the indexes daily for fun but not any of my individual holdings.

this isn't even a real /smg/ thread

actually thought i'd get nvda @130 this morning

market Monday open

it’s not whipsawwing

Never forget that markets can stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent.

madness...

I JUST WANT A DIP TO LAST MORE THAN TWO SECONDS SO I CAN BUY AT A REASONABLE PRICE. IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK?

should have bought at open desu

you had Friday to buy the dip

The whole market is now GME basically. Retails vs evil hedgies

Fund managers haven't felt the FOMO yet.

All year, retail investors have been piling into stocks while fund managers have lightened up. With the huge rebound in stocks, many fund managers are no doubt wishing they had bought the dip but the latest survey from Bank of America shows they've remained cautious, with allocations to US equities at the lowest since May 2023.

Some of that might be trickling abroad as several global stock markets hit records last week.

You can't argue with the success retail has had in the past month but in the long history of retail vs institutional, it's almost always best to be on the institutional side.

they are still down like 70%. I am not sure if they can make a comeback with their new CEO

Can we chill the FUCK out with the infinity tard pump?

nah, love seeing NVDA going up. 1

No

Just load up a cock shot 0dte index calls. Make a fucking assload of fast cash, fuck off for the rest of the day.

No

THE MOASS IS TODAY

and hold over the weekend? what, am i an INVESTER now? /smg/ sickens me...

good shit

that image

fucking kek

One thing I think most hedgies haven't priced in yet are the ease at which third worlders can invest in the US now.
A bunch of crypto exchanges are now offering US stocks at their platforms and for someone who has seen his currency devalue 90% in 5 years against the dollar buying anything "dollar + x%" is a good investment.

hey fellow theybies can i get y'alls opinion on intuitive surgical

Thx

I just bought 1dte instead, similar looking profit percentage just more risk

no mumu-chan

shitty thread desu

buying a 1dte

it's like you hate money

SURELY they've gathered enough liquidity by now to dump it just for one day right?

I remember when I started coming to smg in 2021 and got into options for the first time. People kept posting Greg Mannerino as some proof that the market was going to implode. Kek. Once you realize the market is just going to price based on fantasy and that infinite debt is actually bullish, you're going to start making money. Bears are sillybillies

I have not bought a put in over 3 months.

Money and I have a love/hate relationship

be like murry and put 900k on NVDA

No they can’t bc I don’t buy options, I can hold forever if I get burned :)

Hedgies are completely buck broken at this point. All they can do is dump after hours. It's gme but market wide.

the fuck are you talking about

We’re creating a narrative to justify the pump post hoc so it’s less stressful to catch the knife, do you wanna play

open babies mouth! here comes the airplane!

reuters.com/business/finance/hedge-funds-exit-tech-media-stocks-fastest-pace-six-months-goldman-sachs-says-2025-02-24/

GME doesn't pay a dividend so I'm okay
good luck guys

Bobo chan are you okay?

I have never made a profit on puts.

stock surges

oh puts must’ve dumped

they went up with it because everybody piled in on “it’s overbought”

retail ended up being the bagholders for GME

and people actually think we should cut interest rates

Why the fuck is Wal-Mart raising prices, they should split the costs of the tariffs with the Chinese and just eat the costs.

Any good slurps beside UNH?

They are doing that, it’s just that the prices are in Euros so it just costs more dollars, but dollars are worth less now, so it’s the same price

BASED
no no div STOOKS invooster

probably cuz Daddy Trump told them to, and they don't wanna listen.

SRPT trust the plan

because tariffs aren't like the corporate income tax
they magically go straight to the consumer

Now that the sky isn’t falling getting into mining again is one play that might be a godsend down the line. But it’s a long hold and the RIO chart is uhhhhh

goldman sachs says

jp morgan says

wells fargo says

bank of america says

Why does anyone consider these reliable sources?

Look at this little sarconic frown!

they have literally zero incentive to do that, why would they absorb the cost to make trump look good to keep tariffs on so they need to keep cutting profits when they could put it on the consumer to make trump look bad and get tariffs removed, you clearly don’t intellectually operate in the real world

the prices are in Euros

tariffs are a tax on the consumer

kek

Consumetards love consuming, they have no free will

VAT is a tariff

i bought 10 0dte 590 calls on SPY! its working! thanks Trump! thanks Shadow Government! and most of all thanks 0dte sigmaposter!

If they raise the prices people will buy less shit, if they want to sell more shit they need to lower the fucking prices boss.

I know you understand

if they don’t raise prices they’re going to have to sell many products at a loss just to placate the orange baby, which isn’t gonna fucking fly, now you see how the tariffs are retarded and will cause an unnecessary recession and stagflation “boss”

Essentially, yes.
Companies just raise prices to eat tariff costs. It’s cheaper to lose a few customers while you wait for the 4 year term to finish and the next pres to axe tariffs, raising prices by 30% in the meantime. Rather than invest hundreds of millions to onshore some aspects of business to avoid paying tariffs. Then you can even scoop a little good PR by reducing prices by 20% (leaving 10% extra for yourself, since nobody will notice)

last chance to sell

Just shop some place else boss.

I hope everyone boycotts Wal-Mart and they start laying off those down syndrome kids that pass out the smiley face stickers boss.

forming le double bottom

market makers are so gay

mmmm *smacks lips* i love me a double bottom.

the tariffs don’t just apply to imports by Walmart “boss”
in fact many stores will close done leaving only the big players like Walmart

This

The beauty of tariffs is, that everybody probably will raise prices, also the companies that are not directly tariffed. Since their competition is tariffed and raises prices they can do so too to keep price range-distance at the same level and indirectly due to everything becoming more expensive to offset these costs.

It’s 10:50am
About the usual time

early longs take profit

smart money cools activity

algos reset for midday

That’s why you saw us dip back into SPY 591.

and they won't lower them after tariffs are gone, thanks donald

Never forget that markets can stay retarded longer than you can stay retarded.

agreed. now market go up

many stores

Yeah, stores like BIG Walmart will close down while SMALL made in USA stores will thrive.

Fucking hell this really is like taking money from a baby. Feels like cheating. Up 44% so far today just scalping small but obvious movements.

CRWV

So good time to reload?

SOXL Sisters, our response?

Exactly. Cat’s out if the bag on tariff prices. People are paying them with only a minor to moderate grumble about affordability, and 95% of reeeee’ing over affordability is conveniently laid at the feet of the current administration and not the corporations. So why lower prices? Tariffs will go away eventually and corps are left with 100% pure margin enhancement.

It could go either way at the moment. Typical from 1030-1115. Wait a bit to make a decision.

You think the corporations will lower the prices once the tariffs are dropped? Why would they do that when people have already adjusted to the higher prices?

Pretty much, yeah. What, you thought companies were running a charity?
The mere fact there are still truckloads of retards like you, in combination with the recent market moves, paint a very grim near-future.

refusing to let it go below 5930 to form le heckin' triple bottom

Sorry you're going to have to pay a little more for high quality photographs of uranus. Just kidding I'm not even sorry boss.

he said the opposite, baggie, you fuckin fuck and you know that

Okay I saw low volume trading with strong support at 591.90. Buyers were camping out. Sellers weren’t interested.
Actual Floor is about 591.60
Now we’re pumping. Buyers are making moves.
We could see 594 before lunch.

lmao

Hey, no biggie, Iat least it will make American-made lenses manufacturer thrive. I'll gladly accept to pay for that. Surely you can point the american-made lens manufacturers alternatives to me, "boss".
One, I just need one. Name it.

Hopefully prices just keep going up, I want to see the poor suffer.

this retard is the dumbest cunt on this entire board

they are earnestly replying to tripfaggie

Bearish for this general

sorry that hobby is for hipsters, I could tell you where to find american made hockey equipment though boss.

Am I supposed to feel bad for the pansy fags that look at stars as a hobby
How fucking often are you buying a fucking telescope

Yeah bro, here, you have 5 days, maybe even more time to think about selling

oh, you wanted to buy? Sorry, but you only have 2-3 hours time for that, better be quick cause we'll do a +9% or +4%

I want that too, they voted for it.

Cmon now voting doesn't matter

any high risk plays I can throw 500$ at?

I wish to believe that it does. And even if it didn't matter they had the intent. You know, like trying to kill a dead person which you did not realize was dead.

We got some SPY 0dte Nostradamus in here literally making everyone money. I can’t trade options, so I’m pissed as fuck.

Why is NVDA still so underpriced?

20 shares of MSTY or 13 shares of SPYU

we end green

All in on SOXL

sold it for a loss this morning cause I thought it'd just go down lmao

had an exam at 9am (BST)

2.5 hours

finish early (didn't know stuff)

home for 11am

fall asleep watching curb your enthusiasm

just woke up

chyna said they'd eat tariffs

chyna want to end restrictions on semis

i miss the final soxl dip for 70 didn't I?

Spy university building next generation of James bonds

I just lowered my targets and sold 1/6. The dream is dying.
Oilers winning the cup.

Hedgies force a red open to dupe retail into selling cheapies then start slurping.

im pretty sure its retail thats buying rn lmao

Hedgies force a red open

wasn't it just people dumping after the credit downgrade and then people scooping?

Oilers winning the cup.

The Kitties are going to repeat boss.

FUD

best time to buy was Friday.

Cheeky

I hope not, I hate them so much, so very very much. Statistically you are correct though.

green day all thanks to UNH

UNH chuds...let's ride

le slurping is steaming off

Bobros we are so back

Just bought some JNJ like a boomer. Wish I'd picked up LMT this morning, but I was wary of buying defense shit because of the Putin call.
Considering getting back into CVX on the dip. I was a retard and cashed in on my $136 cost basis to free up some cash despite originally planning to hold it long-term.

Imagine looking at this chart and thinking

Great time to buy the dip

Yeah gonna slurp some cheapies today

Prepare your anus
We are ending green

thanks bobo

594 imminent

+0.01% then close -3% just for peak Judaism.

fuck’s sake how high do y’all expect UNH to go

False awakening huh

ADVANCED
MONEY
DESTROYER

why is it breaking the market trend

denied

Anyone still in PDYN/RCAT? Seems like more rumors about contracts but still not much movement. Haven't seen much talk from the admin about drones either which is weird to me. I'm really hoping that China's mothership flight next month gets things moving starting an arms race.

Fuck bros... I know youre making money on spy calls, im so afraid to put even 30$ in. How do I clear my head and stick to a bet? I just look at the call id buy and see it moon in the matter of 5 minutes.
do i just get calls when RSI is low?

So what kind of impact is this digital dollar thing they were talking about on the Sunday shows going to do to our stock markets?

Sink but I bought at 307 so here's hoping

Nostradumbass lol

I don't know what to tell you, but make sure to let me know when you finally pull the trigger so I can get puts boss.

If you were using 1m technical today you'd be fuckd. It's all vibes right now.

I accepted a long time ago that I'm too retarded to understand how making money on options works so I relegated myself to longing

my vibes are telling me this shit is gonna marge into close

That isn’t me

t. Bought in first time >200

Meanwhile my first ever investment into anything was AMD at 9.66

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Don't worry about it, goy.

Post ytd faggot

Man I wish I was Jewish enough to sleep in late and still get the morning entry price boss.

ackchooooooooly
its
ADVANCED
MONKEY
DICKS

Dont be antisemitic

"hey boss we saved these shares for you"

Over 315 easily. Not sure how much more in the next few months. This is a company you want to own for 20 years anyways

Could mean a lot of things. If someone just bought a shit ton of buy orders at 588, they are either confident something is going to dump the market or we’re about to pump an incredible amount. There was no follow through on it. Let’s see what happens.

I did not think the market would end the day green

could that have been someone executing calls?

‘If you get a 5% to 6% return from the S&P 500 over the next three to four years, you’ve done very well.’
Warren Buffett, the voice of reason in the stock market, recently announced that he would retire as chief executive of Berkshire Hathaway at the end of this year. “He was like the Rock of Gibraltar,” said Jeff Bierman, chief market technician at Theo Trade and an adjunct professor of finance at Loyola University Chicago. “It marks the end of an era of old school fundamentals that used to drive the markets. At the same time, it opens up a Pandora’s box for much more volatility.”

What’s in the box, according to Bierman, is a “mercurial president; on any given day, there can be a tweet, a social media post or a television appearance where one word from him drives order flow. Each morning, I wake up and wonder what he’s going to do to torch my portfolio or lift it up.”

Bierman said he worries about the unpredictability of President Donald Trump. “To me, that is the perfect storm of a market that will remain volatile for at least the rest of the year. Trump is like the sun and everything revolves around him. Because of that, both professional and retail investors alike are constantly on pins and needles.”

New thread with title

Sounds like somebody didn't read the project 2025 playbook. They literally put out a fucking script for how the whole year is going to play out, and it's like only a retard would trade without reading the script first, right boss?

how wud i kno
i just randomly buy and sell
NATGAS AND OIL

Alright big boy what's going to happen the rest of the year?

what's with the fake candles

Liquidity grab. See the wick on that red candle? That is rejection of 588 beyond our comprehension.
We might shoot for the moon.

What are you trying to do?

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t. hedgoid

Never mind.
Just phantom prints,
Move along fellas.

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international is up 13% since the beginning of the year compared to America's 1%

we might actually dip under 60/40 and become 55/45 for the first time since before 2000

they are on tlt and i've seen on nvidia too

fake and gay pump. exit pump vibes

dollar general only has 3% of its goods coming from China

My man. Have a picture of Tony Soprano, crime boss from NJ on the hit HBO series The Sopranos

My honest thoughts for this market

My SPY 595Cs were the right choice

aren't they going out of business

we haven't even reached the bump limit you fag, chill-out.
in other news, the shit and pisser is now very slightly in the green. I think i'll sell everything on Friday and then buy it back Monday from here on out, because this is fucking ridiculous.