/SMG/ Stock Market General

I already have a job for my final year of college; I can easily cover the entire loan with €430 per month and still invest an additional €500 on average during those 25 months. It just seems that €700 down the line is quite cheap for what would essentially be an early allowance if i manage to keep up with the S&P

company leaves microsoft format formatiing recommendations in earnings release

wtf the blue line

and the filename, the person took a screenshot of the excel sheet or somthing for th4e earnings release wtf

Alphabet (google?) worth buying?

UNH Chads
Stay blessed

Yes
Now pump my bags you filthy niggerfaggot

don't be an incel even here, dude

except it's still a hyuge gamble, investing on your own debt is generally a bad idea. We have superior financial products out there for this like LETFs where you can benefit from leverage with zero risk of going negative, for a nominal expense fee...which is offset well because these product managers have access to far better borrowing rates than you do on account of their size. They basically all pay overnight sofr rate. What's the rate on your student loan?

I wouldn't leverage up anyway in this ridiculously volatile market condition. Good time to leverage was last year when it was a steady grind upwards for the first 9 months. Now the vix hovered around 12 for most of it aside from a brief april spike. This whole year has been an absolute clusterfuck so far. I would not be seeking leveraged positions right now...

So, I’d be getting about €10,000 and I would have to pay back €10,766 after 25 months. I think I’d also have to pay an extra €176 fee, driving the annual cost to around 4%. I think I could profit just by letting that money sit in any broker that pays higher interests.

Yeah this is textbook picking up pennies in front of a steamroller behavior, you stand to make a little bit of money, or lose thousands.

Why even go to business school and learn ta when line always goes up

Do it. You can easily make way more with that invested for 2 years.

Don’t listed to the haters, just do it.
Student loans in EU are super chill. I grew up in EU country and currently have some equivalent to $35k in debt. Never paid a dime and every year I tell them I make no money so can’t pay back and they are just like ok that’s fine. I moved to America after uni and have no intention of ever paying back my debt unless they take me to US court. Gamble and win my friend.

As long as you have a plan B (i.e. a market crash wouldn't bankrupt you) then do it phaggot, it's crazy low interest.

Wouldnt the worst case scenario be that the broker could go bust? I think I read that individual investors are insured up to 10k in euros in the EU.

So, I think i would invest it in MUFG, UAL or DAL and MO plus some extra ticker associated to womens products, like makeup or clothing with a low p/e or some brazilian stocks instead

plan B is staying employed at all times and finish college, i basically have no excuses with how little classes im leaving for my final year

Am I crazy, or do Intuit puts sound like a good play for this week? I bet there were way fewer people who filed taxes this year due to the DOGE cuts to the IRS workforce. Plus Intuit keeps jacking up the price of TurboTax every single year. There has never been a more ripe time for people to stop filing taxes.

Do you guys do that thing about buying stocks and selling them the same day?

sexy

spy price predictions tommorw and friday?

wtf I love MSFT now

Thanks to my 0dte Chads for the inspiration. Made +98% today on 1dte SPY calls. It was only on $700 but a good start

Yes, you are crazy. Tax season already came and went with the expected bump on the government's balance sheet

Yes. 1dte but the game remains the same
I have 100 shares of NVDA I'll keep for a while
Crab tomorrow. Pump end of the week is my opinion

I think tomorrow we pump, today was uncertain so no dip happened. We will have confidence tomorrow to buy.

when i was in school i put my covid cheques into gme and i was able to graduate with enough profits to pay off students loans lol

i never gambled my loans directly but the loans meant i could gamble any extra money as i like,
arguably still the same though i guess it's all one mixed pile of money in the end

praying for a lotto ticket that someone posts here, otherwise I have no chance of making it

Feels good man, my only regret is I didn't buy more

you wont actually buy it even if someone was posting it lol

that's the miserable part of this

hi chuddies
don't check the UNH chart ;)

Retail and Cramer are bullish while institutions and economists are holding back. There's no way this is going to end well.

peace in ukraine and palestine.
trump actually did it.

nasdaq higher than it was friday

everything only moved 0.01%

Literally why did it pump

trump

He did nothing lol erdogan did it all

if all else fails just copy someone elses homework lol

theres this guy thats shilling my ai dashcams again so i started looking at his other picks recently, not gonna touch em since im already all in
some companies are starting to balloon with ai tech

for my company itself it's easy to understand why theyre raking in money, ai dashcams sounds funny but it's a clever application since you have 10,000+ hours of footage per bus per year (multiple cameras not just a single camera per bus, train, or whatever) so it's cheaper and more practical to have ai scan through it and flag footages of interest e.g. accidents or slips or anything else that would help protect your fleet against lawsuits
or i guess just security in general

imo there's still a couple years of opportunities for ai startups, personally my timeframe is by 2027 because of specific deadlines in government acts

in Ukraine

Putin is just stalling for time, there’s no ceasefire in sight

or some brazilian stocks instead

Why brazilian stocks?

Kinda hyped for the Ottoman Empire 2

how long will it take for people to realize you can just file your taxes for free online through something like cashapp?

What's a good divy stock

there is no good divi stock
a divi stock has a purpose like dividend growth or being very safe. what you probably want is a divi stock that'll growth like a growth stock and that is retarded

Am I crazy, or do Intuit puts sound like a good play for this week? I bet there were way fewer people who filed taxes this year due to the DOGE cuts to the IRS workforce. Plus Intuit keeps jacking up the price of TurboTax every single year. There has never been a more ripe time for people to stop filing taxes.

Brazilian detected.
Anyone using TurboTax is 99.999% chance just a normal wagie getting their overpaid withholdings back. No one looked at the DOGE cuts and got hyped to not get their refund back you dumb monkey. Go pick the flies out of your mom's back hair if you're hungry

Trump literally washed his hands off the situation. He had a phone call with Putin and then said they're going to have to work it out without the US being an intermediary at all.

The dude who said he'd fix it on day one said fuck it, I give up, after four months.

You can pick one from NOBL, pick NOBL itself (wouldn't recommend, there are some companies that look like they won't be good in a few years like IBM) or you pick some from SCHD or SCHD itself.

IBM Watson excels in structured data analysis, making it suitable for industries like healthcare and finance. On the other hand, Chat GPT performs remarkably well in natural language processing tasks like chat bots, language translation, and content generation.

i need a new strategy

I'm not saying it's going bankrupt but it will be a KODAK, it will still do things but won't show much growth and potential as it used to so in my opinion it makes no sense as an investment. You are welcome to disagree and invest on it.

What happened?

Or it'll become an AI leader

just dca in the index. 2x if you would a pinch of pepper on your boiled eggs.

i'm just losing lately
I have a whole other account for that, with a lot more money in it. I need new day/swing/gambling strategies

Sell CSPs on a stock/etf you like. Change to CC's if you get assigned. The wheel keeps rolling forward my friend.

i hate to say it but bant smg died.

63.6% of all student loan debt belongs to women; the average student debt for women in the U.S. is $31,700

holy fuck

short or long straddles. short or long strangles if youre feeling lucky.

Yeah. That's how investments work. You pick the ones you think are going to do well or pick a broad index and then wait to see the results.

reverse dowry bullshit

Most people enrolled in college are female, probably 55/45
Some of the stats about age for student debt is wild too. How do you reach boomer age and still have 60k in loans? Who the fuck are these people?

Thoughts on Estee lauder? Micheal burry went all in

I have a long straddle for tomorrow, but it will probably crab

I have a winning strategy. I watch it happen every day and I can never pull the trigger

there are quality dividend etfs that will pick those that might do well based on fundamentals for you. It seems like there is also something like "dividend tilt" etfs that'll pick the dividend stocks from the index and try to have it's performance match the index

should've short straddled then.

so those perform like indices with a slightly higher dividend yield while the quality divi etfs might even outperform

The requirements for higher education should go way up. There is no logical reason why a 100 IQ and lower brainlet should waste years of his life and money on pseudo-education.

Lmao, IBM is Pajeet central that offers "consulting" to other crappy blue chips. Complete dead-end company that died a long time ago.

I don't have that level of options unfortunately

what are you using? It's really just two calendar spreads. You're selling the straddle instead of buying it.

I can only buy calls, buy puts, or sell covered calls

News? Line just went vertical in aftermarket.

Good to know, we love to share insider information ITT. I'm not an IBM investor and probably won't be now that I have this first hand knowledge. Namaste!

uhh which line

You can't escape your destiny.
You must work fast food, again!

tfw part time warehouse worker who works for 25 bucks per hour

Even better, uni should require home education(cooking and cleaning classes) and men should just go into the trades/technical schools. A degree does not hold its value in the modern age, it should be reserved for women. Men will find a way in life without it.

i think the beauty of gambling away your money really begins when you can start using the "more advanced" strategies.
retard was asleep all day apparently.

Us indicies
Some shit about people’s bank of china rates dropped at 2am but all expected values so idk why it would dump
Probs just profit taking
Insider or not is the question

KEK
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KEKEKKKSz

i need a new strategy

This is what I came up with.
1) follow the trend
2) know when the trend ends before the crowd
3) assume you are wrong

I think CSCO might be a good dividend stock

disgusting bimbo lips

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

says tfw

posts no picture

forgot to

They are literally mining you do in Subnautica.

literally no tits

2007 was the end. We haven't seen anything since. No new big companies. AI is a gigantic joke. Everything is cultural stagnation. The renaissance from the 17th century is over. Metaphysics ended with the iphone. There is nothing to look forward to, we've achieved everything. Just pile your fiat into dividend stocks and find some inner happiness as the entirety of this 1000 year bullrun comes to an end and there is nothing else to do but slurp the carcass of rotting western civilization. There is no great CEO no great founder no great innovator. No frontier. Just bullshit AI spam on the dying internet. Bogle is right. Just dump it all into an index and get your cut thats the strategy.

Turkey? Isn't the place actually livable compared to war torn shitholes?

Good riddance.

is that you announcing a report?

Did we ever get an answer as to what the fuck was going on with all the scamwicks today? The hell was that?

My first post that you replied to was me recommending SCHD or to pick from within SCHD or NOBL just that I said I wouldn't pick NOBL itself because that one has a lot of skeleton companies like IBM.

i have already
told you people
countless fucking times
what the fuck
is going on

COUNTLESS
FUCKING
TIMES

SCHD or NOBL differs from what I mean
I cannot invest in US etfs and there are differences between europe and the us since dividend etfs make probably less sense in the U.S. from a tax perspective.
I mean something like UDIV or DGRW

Say it with me:
STOCKS ONLY GO UP

Fuck ETFs. Just buy a couple shares of a actual stock around 100$ that's going green then sell it at the end of the day or maybe the next for like 10 or so dollars. It's worked so far. At the end of this month I will have enough money to eat at 5 guys.

henlo mister jerome
what is the winning gambling strategy
thank you sir

but the stock always goes down after I buy

See

stock

*NATGAS

I buy

*the first 29 buys

I'm so balls deep in MSTY anyone who could pull me out would be crowned king nigger arthur faggot

boomers unironically shit and pissed themselves over this

Is nvda gonna be cheap once they move to Taiwan? I imagine being outside the US sphere will do great for their grift

believing

the

bounce

i shidded and pissed myself and still haven't cleaned up yet

That's nasty.

what did you buy at

400k in cash atm, how do you guys want to spend into the stock market? No options please, regular brokerage. I love tech and gold atm.

FNGB,

for some reason my robbing goyim chart shows mid day candles that went down below 588 for like an hour straight but all closed higher.

lets just say something is coming

Yeah...

about to put 85k of my savings into UNH this week and just hold onto it for a year+ was going to use that money to pay off my 5.5% interest rate mortgage. unnecessary information i know, just trying to rationalize my dumbass degen all in

guess 350 is a safe range to get it at

Y-you solded? Doesn't Tony tell us what to do, like, all the fuckin time????
Why would you seld?

yeah i sold

HOOD

fuckin yowza. why? it was all so obvious.
when did you start coming here? covid market shouldve taught you something

thanks in advance for saving my 5/30 $240 unh put

Yeah, I know
I also know if I buy back in now it will just dump again. Not much I can do

Would

Test

For a moment at 0:32 I thought he threw a snakes/snakes in there

So what's the plan? Time the market? Do you honestly think it'll dump that much?

inb4 muh bear market rally

its not that.

The plan is to gamble on 0/1dtes hoping enough of them pay out big enough to make it all back

FNGB

sure but i can just get TQQQ... and that would just get me tech exposure but are we done with gold completely?

also investing in both gold and tqqq at the same time seems like they'll just fluctuate with each other as they are opposites

The plan is to gamble on 0/1dtes hoping enough of them pay out big

You know damn well that aint gone work

ACHR bros
Reminder to buy the post earnings profit taking dip
Anduril partnership

That would be incredibly retarded anon.

it might..

Gold and tech are not opposites. Golds value is determined by the jewelery industry which is the largest user of it. China has had an impact on gold by making banks locally hold gold as a portion of deposits and has been increasing that ratio

unnecessary information i know

This the troll part.

N

China is having IPO fever lately and this nodes well for their market

whens the cheeky rugpull?

Lol no. youre gonna be poor, anon.

0DTE put after SPY peaked. +130% return

anybody else accumulate this beauty?

yeah... i know, I think about kms every day actually, and losing $40k is only one of the reasons, the rest of my life is pretty bad too

VANCE: IF RUSSIA NOT WILLING TO ENGAGE, EVENTUALLY U.S. HAS TO SAY THIS IS NOT OUR WAR

Huh? This is not subject to time. If you can say it later, it also is true for now. This retarded eyeliner faggot. At least Kamala did nothing in her 4 years (what they say), this spastic only talks shit and is good for memes.

When the US gov fails to pass a budget in a few days and shuts down.

You have to go back

Am I crazy? I thought the next US budget deadline was in September?

wats the point of gloating if u never shared it in the first place lol

when my ai dashcams finally 10x i will gloat and you can all laugh at me for taking 5 years to 10x

buy the post earnings profit taking dip

I was supposed to sell so I could buy the dip?

This shit pumps and dumps the market, so no. No only that, but the fat fuck in the oval office tries to pump the market on this stuff by talking about TRADE despite having been entirely unable to do what he promised.

Yah. You're right I see now. The big beautiful bill is this week. Not sure how markets will react if it passes. Adding trillions to the US debt can't be good.
When the budget bill does come around this fall shit will get fucked likely. America will shutdown and hell will break loose. It's gonna be a shit show.

The only thing this shit does is distract retards. Go back to your containment board Anon Babbletranny and take your faggotry with you.

I repeat for you retard: No

it's inflationary with less taxes and less attractive bonds. This is basically best case scenario for financial markets.

I know exactly how the market works. orange cheeto Truth Posts and he is manipulating the stock market

What? No of course I haven't made any money from the obvious grift I called out.

American *never* shuts down, tardo

This line of conversation concerns the US gov shutting down brainlet. Try to keep up.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_shutdowns_in_the_United_States

if Russia doesn’t want peace we will just give them what they want!

GENIUS negotiation tactic from the master dealmaker, no pressure all concessions

i know..going all in. the only devastating thing is if they go bankrupt right? going to try and get a position in this week

the original actual /smg/ died

I dont think so, but when/if we come back here we will kill all the leftypol raiders

If you are that worried then invest 10% of the total each month. That way it should be enough time to get any big swings and you won't stress over timing it wrongly.
Might be good for their market but that's bearish. Means the people with companies still profitable are trying to cash in while they still can so they can have other people bagholding.

He's bad for my portfolio but good for my soul.

He's a cringe fag and only millennioomers and their mothers think otherwise

yeah until hamas launches another terrorist attack and russia breaks a ceasefire (if one ever happens) and then we're back where we started

Anyone else still in PDYN/RCAT?
I'm hoping that the Chinese mothership flight next month starts a bit of an arms race and gets those contacts moving

Japan's top trade negotiator, Ryosei Akazawa, said there was no change to Tokyo's stance of demanding an elimination of US tariffs in bilateral trade negotiations

PDYN

With only 71 reported employees they do not seem large enough for fat Gov contracts nor able to crank out products.

As far as I understand PDYN supplies software and parts rather than while drones

PDYN

check out the option premiums. If they hold like that tomorrow morning I might sell some puts

about to put 85k of my savings into UNH this week and just hold onto it for a year+ was going to use that money to pay off my 5.5% interest rate mortgage. unnecessary information i know, just trying to rationalize my dumbass degen all in

aren't there multiple healthcare stocks that are all getting hit?
Diversify that shit bro. There's no reason to go all in on one stock. Lots of opportunities to buy the dip in the healthcare sector

This line of conversation concerns the US gov shutting down brainlet. Try to keep up.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_shutdowns_in_the_United_States

govt shutdowns in america are a nothingburger
And I doubt it will be a big govt shutdown anyway, like that one time.

I was talking about the govt, you fucking nonce. the govt NEVER shuts down, ever. You losers keep saying it will, but it never actually happens.
DO NOT @ ME

Go be retarded somewhere else.

futures

Crazy how no one mentions that it's just illegal , eu student loans are heavily regulated, you can't invest the money else you'll get banned from ever owning a bank account

I will buy the soxl dip

Maybe in some EU countries, but not here. I was very frugal when in university so I could invest more.
Now I have a 150k portfolio, and I only have 50k in debt, which I have to pay off in 30 years at 2,5% interest.
How would they even separate government loans v. income from work in a bank account?

i like this stock. i'm thinking $30 EOY

aww that meercat is so cute

Maybe in some EU countries, but not here

Be sure to check that , in France I know it is strictly forbidden

How would they even separate government loans v. income from work in a bank account?

They will probably analyse the change in the amounts you start to invest, and since you have to pay capital gains tax even if you move the money to another bank they will be aware.
So make sure you don't get into legal trouble

nobody is buying the ackman story, so what DO investor know?

aka talk me out of speculating on it, i kinda wanna buy it just because howard hughes is the dude who pissed in jars and went insane

Get ready to dump

China called on the US to immediately reverse its “discriminatory” actions after Washington cautioned companies against using advanced Chinese chips, including Huawei’s Ascend AI processors.

The U.S. action seriously undermined consensus reached at the high-level bilateral talks in Geneva

Nothing will happen.

This shit actually doesn't even matter anymore. It caused a small dump and very quickly reversed. For whatever reason nothing matters anymore.
No building permits, no mortgage rates, no debt, no consumer confidence, no lack of productivity increase, no labour cost increase (especially in relation to reduced productivity), no negative GDP (muh tradedeficit dragged GPD down. Look at investment which retardpumped because of policies), Japan does not want tariffs , no trade deal yet except UK which also is only a framework (which China criticizes and sees as an attack), not even INDIA has yet agreed and also fights the tariffs, no South Korea (which is quite possibly even more KUCKED than Japan if you look at male circumsion compared to Japan)

bought at Fidelity

Sometimes I ask myself if all you faggots are just new here, or a bunch of bots to dissuade real users from investing long in general
How many “happenings” do you guys need shoved down your throat to realize that stocks truly only go up
The system won’t collapse, it CANT. Everyone up top would lose all leverage over our bug society if it did. Sure you get little price corrections here and there but that’s about it, maybe what, a month of unstable markets and back to chasing new highs?!
Seriously how unbelievably fucking retarded do you have to be if you’ve been here, at least since the scamdemic, to not realize that the down trends and price corrections are all for show, to get portfolios from losers like you wiped out from retarded Put bets
You’d honestly do better at the roulette table if you’re still a bear at this point

b-b-but muh unemployment, b-but muh Putin, b-b-b-but muh orange man bad he’s gonna implode the world

but muh real estate market, MUH RAAAATES, SHART BURRY SAID A COLLAPSE IS COMING AGAIN BUT BIGGER, HE SAID THIS 8 years ago aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

RETARD
IT ONLY GOES UP
YOU FUCKING RETARD
IT
ONLY
GOES
UP

normalcy bias

if russia wants to stop then they're welcome to, otherwise we'll pretend we don't care

Thinking of getting into 0DTEs. Can't I just buy one for both directions to start? As long as SPY doesn't crab I should make more money than I lose

yeah bro you've literally figured it out

thank fuck AI is making this place obsolete

I have a gpt subscription. I'm curious how you feel about gemini. Worth swapping over or?

FINALLY
the FINAL TOP SIGNAL
IS INNNNNN

IT
IS
FUCKING
WELL
OVER

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