/SMG/ Stock Market General

the great retaking is happening right before our eyes. Institutions dumping their bags and retail GODS slurping it right back up as "smart money" panic fomos back in at a loss. The greatest wealth transfer from the top to the bottom is here. New paradigm.

Normalize transacting in cryptocurrencies.
Normalize purchasing and opening facilities to accept cyprocurrency as a hedge against fiat openly.
Fuck the Canadian dollar specifically.

why celsius

well, I'm new to this and the guy I listen to the most keeps talking about it
youtube.com/@FelixFriends

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

I already have a job for my final year of college; I can easily cover the entire loan with €430 per month and still invest an additional €500 on average during those 25 months. It just seems that €700 down the line is quite cheap for what would essentially be an early allowance if i manage to keep up with the S&P

company leaves microsoft format formatiing recommendations in earnings release

wtf the blue line

and the filename, the person took a screenshot of the excel sheet or somthing for th4e earnings release wtf

Alphabet (google?) worth buying?

UNH Chads
Stay blessed

Yes
Now pump my bags you filthy niggerfaggot

don't be an incel even here, dude

except it's still a hyuge gamble, investing on your own debt is generally a bad idea. We have superior financial products out there for this like LETFs where you can benefit from leverage with zero risk of going negative, for a nominal expense fee...which is offset well because these product managers have access to far better borrowing rates than you do on account of their size. They basically all pay overnight sofr rate. What's the rate on your student loan?

I wouldn't leverage up anyway in this ridiculously volatile market condition. Good time to leverage was last year when it was a steady grind upwards for the first 9 months. Now the vix hovered around 12 for most of it aside from a brief april spike. This whole year has been an absolute clusterfuck so far. I would not be seeking leveraged positions right now...

So, I’d be getting about €10,000 and I would have to pay back €10,766 after 25 months. I think I’d also have to pay an extra €176 fee, driving the annual cost to around 4%. I think I could profit just by letting that money sit in any broker that pays higher interests.

Yeah this is textbook picking up pennies in front of a steamroller behavior, you stand to make a little bit of money, or lose thousands.

Why even go to business school and learn ta when line always goes up

Do it. You can easily make way more with that invested for 2 years.

Don’t listed to the haters, just do it.
Student loans in EU are super chill. I grew up in EU country and currently have some equivalent to $35k in debt. Never paid a dime and every year I tell them I make no money so can’t pay back and they are just like ok that’s fine. I moved to America after uni and have no intention of ever paying back my debt unless they take me to US court. Gamble and win my friend.

As long as you have a plan B (i.e. a market crash wouldn't bankrupt you) then do it phaggot, it's crazy low interest.

Wouldnt the worst case scenario be that the broker could go bust? I think I read that individual investors are insured up to 10k in euros in the EU.

So, I think i would invest it in MUFG, UAL or DAL and MO plus some extra ticker associated to womens products, like makeup or clothing with a low p/e or some brazilian stocks instead

plan B is staying employed at all times and finish college, i basically have no excuses with how little classes im leaving for my final year

Am I crazy, or do Intuit puts sound like a good play for this week? I bet there were way fewer people who filed taxes this year due to the DOGE cuts to the IRS workforce. Plus Intuit keeps jacking up the price of TurboTax every single year. There has never been a more ripe time for people to stop filing taxes.

Do you guys do that thing about buying stocks and selling them the same day?

sexy

spy price predictions tommorw and friday?

wtf I love MSFT now

Thanks to my 0dte Chads for the inspiration. Made +98% today on 1dte SPY calls. It was only on $700 but a good start

Yes, you are crazy. Tax season already came and went with the expected bump on the government's balance sheet

Yes. 1dte but the game remains the same
I have 100 shares of NVDA I'll keep for a while
Crab tomorrow. Pump end of the week is my opinion

I think tomorrow we pump, today was uncertain so no dip happened. We will have confidence tomorrow to buy.

when i was in school i put my covid cheques into gme and i was able to graduate with enough profits to pay off students loans lol

i never gambled my loans directly but the loans meant i could gamble any extra money as i like,
arguably still the same though i guess it's all one mixed pile of money in the end

praying for a lotto ticket that someone posts here, otherwise I have no chance of making it

Feels good man, my only regret is I didn't buy more

you wont actually buy it even if someone was posting it lol

that's the miserable part of this

hi chuddies
don't check the UNH chart ;)

Retail and Cramer are bullish while institutions and economists are holding back. There's no way this is going to end well.

peace in ukraine and palestine.
trump actually did it.

nasdaq higher than it was friday

everything only moved 0.01%

Literally why did it pump

trump

He did nothing lol erdogan did it all

if all else fails just copy someone elses homework lol

theres this guy thats shilling my ai dashcams again so i started looking at his other picks recently, not gonna touch em since im already all in
some companies are starting to balloon with ai tech

for my company itself it's easy to understand why theyre raking in money, ai dashcams sounds funny but it's a clever application since you have 10,000+ hours of footage per bus per year (multiple cameras not just a single camera per bus, train, or whatever) so it's cheaper and more practical to have ai scan through it and flag footages of interest e.g. accidents or slips or anything else that would help protect your fleet against lawsuits
or i guess just security in general

imo there's still a couple years of opportunities for ai startups, personally my timeframe is by 2027 because of specific deadlines in government acts

in Ukraine

Putin is just stalling for time, there’s no ceasefire in sight

or some brazilian stocks instead

Why brazilian stocks?

Kinda hyped for the Ottoman Empire 2

how long will it take for people to realize you can just file your taxes for free online through something like cashapp?

What's a good divy stock

there is no good divi stock
a divi stock has a purpose like dividend growth or being very safe. what you probably want is a divi stock that'll growth like a growth stock and that is retarded

Am I crazy, or do Intuit puts sound like a good play for this week? I bet there were way fewer people who filed taxes this year due to the DOGE cuts to the IRS workforce. Plus Intuit keeps jacking up the price of TurboTax every single year. There has never been a more ripe time for people to stop filing taxes.

Brazilian detected.
Anyone using TurboTax is 99.999% chance just a normal wagie getting their overpaid withholdings back. No one looked at the DOGE cuts and got hyped to not get their refund back you dumb monkey. Go pick the flies out of your mom's back hair if you're hungry

Trump literally washed his hands off the situation. He had a phone call with Putin and then said they're going to have to work it out without the US being an intermediary at all.

The dude who said he'd fix it on day one said fuck it, I give up, after four months.

You can pick one from NOBL, pick NOBL itself (wouldn't recommend, there are some companies that look like they won't be good in a few years like IBM) or you pick some from SCHD or SCHD itself.

IBM Watson excels in structured data analysis, making it suitable for industries like healthcare and finance. On the other hand, Chat GPT performs remarkably well in natural language processing tasks like chat bots, language translation, and content generation.

i need a new strategy

I'm not saying it's going bankrupt but it will be a KODAK, it will still do things but won't show much growth and potential as it used to so in my opinion it makes no sense as an investment. You are welcome to disagree and invest on it.

What happened?

Or it'll become an AI leader

just dca in the index. 2x if you would a pinch of pepper on your boiled eggs.

i'm just losing lately
I have a whole other account for that, with a lot more money in it. I need new day/swing/gambling strategies

Sell CSPs on a stock/etf you like. Change to CC's if you get assigned. The wheel keeps rolling forward my friend.

i hate to say it but bant smg died.

63.6% of all student loan debt belongs to women; the average student debt for women in the U.S. is $31,700

holy fuck

short or long straddles. short or long strangles if youre feeling lucky.

Yeah. That's how investments work. You pick the ones you think are going to do well or pick a broad index and then wait to see the results.

reverse dowry bullshit

Most people enrolled in college are female, probably 55/45
Some of the stats about age for student debt is wild too. How do you reach boomer age and still have 60k in loans? Who the fuck are these people?

Thoughts on Estee lauder? Micheal burry went all in

I have a long straddle for tomorrow, but it will probably crab

I have a winning strategy. I watch it happen every day and I can never pull the trigger

there are quality dividend etfs that will pick those that might do well based on fundamentals for you. It seems like there is also something like "dividend tilt" etfs that'll pick the dividend stocks from the index and try to have it's performance match the index

should've short straddled then.

so those perform like indices with a slightly higher dividend yield while the quality divi etfs might even outperform

The requirements for higher education should go way up. There is no logical reason why a 100 IQ and lower brainlet should waste years of his life and money on pseudo-education.

Lmao, IBM is Pajeet central that offers "consulting" to other crappy blue chips. Complete dead-end company that died a long time ago.

I don't have that level of options unfortunately

what are you using? It's really just two calendar spreads. You're selling the straddle instead of buying it.

I can only buy calls, buy puts, or sell covered calls

News? Line just went vertical in aftermarket.

Good to know, we love to share insider information ITT. I'm not an IBM investor and probably won't be now that I have this first hand knowledge. Namaste!

uhh which line

You can't escape your destiny.
You must work fast food, again!

tfw part time warehouse worker who works for 25 bucks per hour

Even better, uni should require home education(cooking and cleaning classes) and men should just go into the trades/technical schools. A degree does not hold its value in the modern age, it should be reserved for women. Men will find a way in life without it.

i think the beauty of gambling away your money really begins when you can start using the "more advanced" strategies.
retard was asleep all day apparently.

Us indicies
Some shit about people’s bank of china rates dropped at 2am but all expected values so idk why it would dump
Probs just profit taking
Insider or not is the question

KEK
E
KEKEKKKSz

i need a new strategy

This is what I came up with.
1) follow the trend
2) know when the trend ends before the crowd
3) assume you are wrong

I think CSCO might be a good dividend stock

disgusting bimbo lips

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

says tfw

posts no picture

forgot to

They are literally mining you do in Subnautica.

literally no tits

2007 was the end. We haven't seen anything since. No new big companies. AI is a gigantic joke. Everything is cultural stagnation. The renaissance from the 17th century is over. Metaphysics ended with the iphone. There is nothing to look forward to, we've achieved everything. Just pile your fiat into dividend stocks and find some inner happiness as the entirety of this 1000 year bullrun comes to an end and there is nothing else to do but slurp the carcass of rotting western civilization. There is no great CEO no great founder no great innovator. No frontier. Just bullshit AI spam on the dying internet. Bogle is right. Just dump it all into an index and get your cut thats the strategy.

Turkey? Isn't the place actually livable compared to war torn shitholes?

Good riddance.

is that you announcing a report?

Did we ever get an answer as to what the fuck was going on with all the scamwicks today? The hell was that?

My first post that you replied to was me recommending SCHD or to pick from within SCHD or NOBL just that I said I wouldn't pick NOBL itself because that one has a lot of skeleton companies like IBM.

i have already
told you people
countless fucking times
what the fuck
is going on

COUNTLESS
FUCKING
TIMES

SCHD or NOBL differs from what I mean
I cannot invest in US etfs and there are differences between europe and the us since dividend etfs make probably less sense in the U.S. from a tax perspective.
I mean something like UDIV or DGRW

Say it with me:
STOCKS ONLY GO UP

Fuck ETFs. Just buy a couple shares of a actual stock around 100$ that's going green then sell it at the end of the day or maybe the next for like 10 or so dollars. It's worked so far. At the end of this month I will have enough money to eat at 5 guys.

henlo mister jerome
what is the winning gambling strategy
thank you sir

but the stock always goes down after I buy

See

stock

*NATGAS

I buy

*the first 29 buys

I'm so balls deep in MSTY anyone who could pull me out would be crowned king nigger arthur faggot

boomers unironically shit and pissed themselves over this

Is nvda gonna be cheap once they move to Taiwan? I imagine being outside the US sphere will do great for their grift

believing

the

bounce

i shidded and pissed myself and still haven't cleaned up yet

That's nasty.

what did you buy at

400k in cash atm, how do you guys want to spend into the stock market? No options please, regular brokerage. I love tech and gold atm.

FNGB,

for some reason my robbing goyim chart shows mid day candles that went down below 588 for like an hour straight but all closed higher.

lets just say something is coming

Yeah...

about to put 85k of my savings into UNH this week and just hold onto it for a year+ was going to use that money to pay off my 5.5% interest rate mortgage. unnecessary information i know, just trying to rationalize my dumbass degen all in

guess 350 is a safe range to get it at

Y-you solded? Doesn't Tony tell us what to do, like, all the fuckin time????
Why would you seld?

yeah i sold

HOOD

fuckin yowza. why? it was all so obvious.
when did you start coming here? covid market shouldve taught you something

thanks in advance for saving my 5/30 $240 unh put

Yeah, I know
I also know if I buy back in now it will just dump again. Not much I can do

Would

Test

For a moment at 0:32 I thought he threw a snakes/snakes in there

So what's the plan? Time the market? Do you honestly think it'll dump that much?

inb4 muh bear market rally

its not that.

The plan is to gamble on 0/1dtes hoping enough of them pay out big enough to make it all back

FNGB

sure but i can just get TQQQ... and that would just get me tech exposure but are we done with gold completely?

also investing in both gold and tqqq at the same time seems like they'll just fluctuate with each other as they are opposites

The plan is to gamble on 0/1dtes hoping enough of them pay out big

You know damn well that aint gone work

ACHR bros
Reminder to buy the post earnings profit taking dip
Anduril partnership

That would be incredibly retarded anon.

it might..

Gold and tech are not opposites. Golds value is determined by the jewelery industry which is the largest user of it. China has had an impact on gold by making banks locally hold gold as a portion of deposits and has been increasing that ratio

unnecessary information i know

This the troll part.

N

China is having IPO fever lately and this nodes well for their market

whens the cheeky rugpull?

Lol no. youre gonna be poor, anon.

0DTE put after SPY peaked. +130% return

anybody else accumulate this beauty?

yeah... i know, I think about kms every day actually, and losing $40k is only one of the reasons, the rest of my life is pretty bad too

VANCE: IF RUSSIA NOT WILLING TO ENGAGE, EVENTUALLY U.S. HAS TO SAY THIS IS NOT OUR WAR

Huh? This is not subject to time. If you can say it later, it also is true for now. This retarded eyeliner faggot. At least Kamala did nothing in her 4 years (what they say), this spastic only talks shit and is good for memes.

When the US gov fails to pass a budget in a few days and shuts down.

You have to go back

Am I crazy? I thought the next US budget deadline was in September?

wats the point of gloating if u never shared it in the first place lol

when my ai dashcams finally 10x i will gloat and you can all laugh at me for taking 5 years to 10x

buy the post earnings profit taking dip

I was supposed to sell so I could buy the dip?

This shit pumps and dumps the market, so no. No only that, but the fat fuck in the oval office tries to pump the market on this stuff by talking about TRADE despite having been entirely unable to do what he promised.

Yah. You're right I see now. The big beautiful bill is this week. Not sure how markets will react if it passes. Adding trillions to the US debt can't be good.
When the budget bill does come around this fall shit will get fucked likely. America will shutdown and hell will break loose. It's gonna be a shit show.

The only thing this shit does is distract retards. Go back to your containment board Anon Babbletranny and take your faggotry with you.

I repeat for you retard: No

it's inflationary with less taxes and less attractive bonds. This is basically best case scenario for financial markets.

I know exactly how the market works. orange cheeto Truth Posts and he is manipulating the stock market

What? No of course I haven't made any money from the obvious grift I called out.

American *never* shuts down, tardo

This line of conversation concerns the US gov shutting down brainlet. Try to keep up.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_shutdowns_in_the_United_States

if Russia doesn’t want peace we will just give them what they want!

GENIUS negotiation tactic from the master dealmaker, no pressure all concessions

i know..going all in. the only devastating thing is if they go bankrupt right? going to try and get a position in this week

the original actual /smg/ died

I dont think so, but when/if we come back here we will kill all the leftypol raiders

If you are that worried then invest 10% of the total each month. That way it should be enough time to get any big swings and you won't stress over timing it wrongly.
Might be good for their market but that's bearish. Means the people with companies still profitable are trying to cash in while they still can so they can have other people bagholding.

He's bad for my portfolio but good for my soul.

He's a cringe fag and only millennioomers and their mothers think otherwise

yeah until hamas launches another terrorist attack and russia breaks a ceasefire (if one ever happens) and then we're back where we started

Anyone else still in PDYN/RCAT?
I'm hoping that the Chinese mothership flight next month starts a bit of an arms race and gets those contacts moving

Japan's top trade negotiator, Ryosei Akazawa, said there was no change to Tokyo's stance of demanding an elimination of US tariffs in bilateral trade negotiations

PDYN

With only 71 reported employees they do not seem large enough for fat Gov contracts nor able to crank out products.

As far as I understand PDYN supplies software and parts rather than while drones

PDYN

check out the option premiums. If they hold like that tomorrow morning I might sell some puts

about to put 85k of my savings into UNH this week and just hold onto it for a year+ was going to use that money to pay off my 5.5% interest rate mortgage. unnecessary information i know, just trying to rationalize my dumbass degen all in

aren't there multiple healthcare stocks that are all getting hit?
Diversify that shit bro. There's no reason to go all in on one stock. Lots of opportunities to buy the dip in the healthcare sector

This line of conversation concerns the US gov shutting down brainlet. Try to keep up.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_shutdowns_in_the_United_States

govt shutdowns in america are a nothingburger
And I doubt it will be a big govt shutdown anyway, like that one time.

I was talking about the govt, you fucking nonce. the govt NEVER shuts down, ever. You losers keep saying it will, but it never actually happens.
DO NOT @ ME

Go be retarded somewhere else.

futures

Crazy how no one mentions that it's just illegal , eu student loans are heavily regulated, you can't invest the money else you'll get banned from ever owning a bank account

I will buy the soxl dip

Maybe in some EU countries, but not here. I was very frugal when in university so I could invest more.
Now I have a 150k portfolio, and I only have 50k in debt, which I have to pay off in 30 years at 2,5% interest.
How would they even separate government loans v. income from work in a bank account?

i like this stock. i'm thinking $30 EOY

aww that meercat is so cute

Maybe in some EU countries, but not here

Be sure to check that , in France I know it is strictly forbidden

How would they even separate government loans v. income from work in a bank account?

They will probably analyse the change in the amounts you start to invest, and since you have to pay capital gains tax even if you move the money to another bank they will be aware.
So make sure you don't get into legal trouble

nobody is buying the ackman story, so what DO investor know?

aka talk me out of speculating on it, i kinda wanna buy it just because howard hughes is the dude who pissed in jars and went insane

Get ready to dump

China called on the US to immediately reverse its “discriminatory” actions after Washington cautioned companies against using advanced Chinese chips, including Huawei’s Ascend AI processors.

The U.S. action seriously undermined consensus reached at the high-level bilateral talks in Geneva

Nothing will happen.

This shit actually doesn't even matter anymore. It caused a small dump and very quickly reversed. For whatever reason nothing matters anymore.
No building permits, no mortgage rates, no debt, no consumer confidence, no lack of productivity increase, no labour cost increase (especially in relation to reduced productivity), no negative GDP (muh tradedeficit dragged GPD down. Look at investment which retardpumped because of policies), Japan does not want tariffs , no trade deal yet except UK which also is only a framework (which China criticizes and sees as an attack), not even INDIA has yet agreed and also fights the tariffs, no South Korea (which is quite possibly even more KUCKED than Japan if you look at male circumsion compared to Japan)

bought at Fidelity

Sometimes I ask myself if all you faggots are just new here, or a bunch of bots to dissuade real users from investing long in general
How many “happenings” do you guys need shoved down your throat to realize that stocks truly only go up
The system won’t collapse, it CANT. Everyone up top would lose all leverage over our bug society if it did. Sure you get little price corrections here and there but that’s about it, maybe what, a month of unstable markets and back to chasing new highs?!
Seriously how unbelievably fucking retarded do you have to be if you’ve been here, at least since the scamdemic, to not realize that the down trends and price corrections are all for show, to get portfolios from losers like you wiped out from retarded Put bets
You’d honestly do better at the roulette table if you’re still a bear at this point

b-b-but muh unemployment, b-but muh Putin, b-b-b-but muh orange man bad he’s gonna implode the world

but muh real estate market, MUH RAAAATES, SHART BURRY SAID A COLLAPSE IS COMING AGAIN BUT BIGGER, HE SAID THIS 8 years ago aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

RETARD
IT ONLY GOES UP
YOU FUCKING RETARD
IT
ONLY
GOES
UP

normalcy bias

if russia wants to stop then they're welcome to, otherwise we'll pretend we don't care

Thinking of getting into 0DTEs. Can't I just buy one for both directions to start? As long as SPY doesn't crab I should make more money than I lose

yeah bro you've literally figured it out

thank fuck AI is making this place obsolete

I have a gpt subscription. I'm curious how you feel about gemini. Worth swapping over or?

FINALLY
the FINAL TOP SIGNAL
IS INNNNNN

IT
IS
FUCKING
WELL
OVER

60381674
tldr

stocks only go up

elaborate

The truth is options were made for HEDGING ie risk control and simulating stock ownership, not gambling

He had a phone call with Putin and then said they're going to have to work it out without the US being an intermediary at all.

Both fight a war of attrition. Ukraine does it with men, and steadily loses population. Russia does it economically, and is in deep danger of repeating the collapse of the USSR with aggressively inflating wartime spending.

I will sub in for the other anon.
You see, stocks cannot go down

if stocks go own rich people with lots of equities go broke so they only correct sometimes but mostly go up

also bears are retarded

BUY THE DIP AFTER MOODY’S DOWNGRADE: MORGAN STANLEY’S WILSON

Morgan Stanley’s Michael Wilson sees the recent U.S. stock selloff after Moody’s credit downgrade as a buying opportunity, driven more by interest rate fears than fundamentals.

The Bear is bullish.

selling nvda

France

That explains it. The French are notorious whiney bitches.
Here in the Netherlands, it isn't that tightly strung. We're notoriously chill about these kinds of things. The first €55k are without unrealized capital gains tax, and everything after that is taxed at estimated 6% gain.

Uhhh what selloff lol. Are you peddling old news

If the markets were open 24/7 spy would be 1k by now.

Yes, that's the point. Wilson was bearish in 2023 into 2024. And now he's bullish.

inverse wilson indicator

he was THE bear back then 2
i was still very new and just learning
who all these people were and what kinds of things they were saying
and i was using etrade then 2 so he was a dude from their parent co
so i TUNED THA FUCK IN 2 watevs he said
and it all made SO MUCH GOOD SOUNDING SENSE
and yet LINE GO FUCKING UP
so yeah, when he started turning MUMU
i started thinking i even poasted pics of him a lot back then

BOJ will intervene and everything will be green by open

the bank of japan?

jap bonds are puking

oof, 3,58 now. Bondmarket taking matters into hand itself.

Why are jap bonds being assraped lol

I've done that for years, but this year I bought a house, rented a room like an air bnb, had 10k in tax lost harvesting, among other things.

When taxes start to get complciated, it's literally not possible to do them correctly without years of education. It should be illegal.

Don't worry, the stock market will explode upwards when our brave black brothers and sisters get reparations. It will turn trickle down economics into a country with a strong base at the lower class.

Cause they are trying to weasle themselves out of raising rates. For years they say

no no, we won't higher inflation, we will hike when inflation is at our target (past 2%)

now past 2% still not really hiking

We wait for wage hike negotiations

Wages get raised by 3-5% (or so)

still ends up negative real wage growth (Inflation-adjusted real wages, a key determinant of households' purchasing power, dropped 2.1% in March from a year earlier following a revised 1.5% fall in February and a 2.8% decline in January, labour ministry data showed. (May 9th ReutersArticle)

ok ok, uuuh, we wait for GDP

stagnation

ok ok, uuuh, no we will hike when...??? (picrel)

Ya but then your talking about a selloff after moodys downgrade... What selloff lol.

god I hate the bond market, can they just accept their fate as paypigs for the government and behave?

logarithmic yield curve

Fucking lol, and the japs were so happy about finally leaving negative rates.
Maybe now I'll take the time to research APAC markets

doesn't like free market economics

>>/leddit/

the japs were so happy about finally leaving negative rates

Never understood who the fuck lends at 0%. Yen lost over 25% against the dollar since covid, that's over 5% yearly more than the dollar, which already lost a lot of value during the same period, they are throwing away their wealth

free markets are reddit, we need a caste of inferior subhumans with ample liquidity to foot the bill for everything, like the slaves, but they're bondholders

line goes up

wowee nice im making profits

line goes down

wowee time to slurp up some discounts for when the recovery happens

Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

should have gone right back in when he announced the tariffs were cancelled

free markets are reddit

Stopped there, clown world

they are, lolbertarianism is reddit

It's called russia

traded my mercedes stock for novo nordisk

wait and see how mercedes moons in spite of the tariffs and how novo nordisk tanks again

Isn't LLY in further stages of developing obesity pills compared to NVO?

ron paul hater

Go back

Reddit Paul, quit showing your newfaggotry kike

You are new

no, you are new

Do you guys actually do this in real life too? Like, when somebody joins your gooning or magicthegathering club?

Knee-jerk reaction to idiots spreading government intervention into my free market safe space

How are we feeling into earnings and after nvda bros? I’m up 20% on this run part of me wants to cut and run and the other part to buy a couple defensive put and ride

there is no free market otherwise Jerome Powell wouldn't matter and tariffs wouldn't exist

If he personally wrote that post I will eat my headphones.

I feel like this is the best place to ask:
If any of you use Revolut and were sending ref links to people, what information do you know about people who register?
Do you get their full names? Addresses?
I got a ref link from a person who's I guess a friend but I'm not so sure about letting him on certain info

Im holding this bag forever aren't I. Lesson learnt, next time I buy from a big company, I may at least choose one that drops dividends so I have some spare change from time to time while I wait.

i frequently see bills that have the creator program in the title

Which bag?

I wonder if we're going to close green again today, or if today's the day bobo finally gets some scraps

Can someone please explain to me why if NVdia has gone up why is it in negative profit (for me)?

AMZN, bought the top a while ago

If you end up using it let me know how it goes because I will need to use it apparently to move money out of China easily.

youtube.com/watch?v=jPwGvX4izEg&t=18s
what did he mean by this

I also tried XTB several times on demoaccount and found that there is some kind of discrepancy between your buy-in and when you turn green when buying regular stocks (not CFD-trading). But I never cared to ask the support.

The nice thing about XTB is, you can buy small portions without commission at any time (other cheap brokers demand 1€ or it's free but only when you buy +500€. Or you do the automatic buying thing, but you can't control exactly when to buy), BUT what you just posted stops me from using them as it is so counterintuitive that it's maddening.

all according to the plan. women are also the best consumers so it would be impossible to constantly beat the growth requirements of each quarter without them

true. I'm using it for 3 reasons: I'm a noob, I can buy fractions and there are no fees (at a low money level). Guess I just have to focus on the graphs and not on the "green/red"

How we feeling today?
Im feeling like $HIMS is going to close over 70 this week. Got 100 shares at 57.80 my PT is 90

Is it realistic for NVidia to reach 136 today?

On that note, all of this "will it reach X" is only useful for day traders/guys trying to make a quick buck and not for folks investing for the long term, right?

But you are still red or not? Your buy-in seems to be 134.52, and the stock is now almost 1 dollar above that. And you are still in the red? How does that work? That's like some kind of shadow-spread. It's retarded.

Ah and yes, now that you say the graph. I remember too that on the graph for whatever reason it showed you where you position "actually" is. But as said, this discrepancy is mindboggling and I don't want to ask them.

As many said women rights and liberation are the death of any civilization.

they pay nice dividends and i have family moving there, i will be have to change my fiscal residence and use their tax exemption up to a certain value

I am in the process of asking support, I'll post what they say

Guess I just have to focus on the graphs and not on the "green/red

I really just have a list of companies that I think have good fundamentals, and if they’re 1% red buy them, and set a sell order for the weekly high and keep an eye on it in case I need to stop loss

I hope so.
Its useful for stocks with short interest over 10%, $HIMS is at 1.14 Days to Cover at 32.01% shorted. its mostly useful when you consider the puts are under 60 so more people buying/higher price is more pressure on the puts so they are rushing to cover. HIMS has a real case but I am shilling to put powder in the short squeeze keg. Yoho pirates antisemetic short squeeze!
Depends on the stock but mostly stuff with high short interest. Everyone is bullish on $HIMS because of them having great 2030 prospects and rights to sell $NVO wegovy at $195 a month instead of $995 a month for Ozempic, you fill out a survey you get it prescribed less insurance rigmarole. Most people will get their GLP-1s through $HIMS especially with the advertising they are doing lately

oh look yet another premarket dump into megapump after open

Ok, thanks

Why did this sound like picrel?

I've wondered about creating a small "good fundamentals" index for my use. Like companies with good price (P/E, P/B, etc.), small debt, consistent earnings and divs, etc.

Basically a collection of companies that you would simply say are solid investments and the share would be dependant upon the score + market cap.

But probably would require some backtesting, too much hassle. In theory it should beat the S&P500 though.

Hehehe, thank you

So basically, they said "It could be because your account is in euros and the asset is quoted in dollars.
Therefore, you need to take the exchange rate into account. The formula to calculate profit on stocks is:
(market price × current exchange rate) - (opening price × opening exchange rate) × number of shares"

Scammy as fuck as I was under the impression it was already built in, but whatever.

Thank you for the info!

wtf lol, no way this is about the seventh scam peace talk announcement

Is it realistic for NVidia to reach 136 today?

my sell target is $140. I'm pretty confident it'll get there sometime this week. I'll sell at market by end of week if it can't break $139 though, I don't want to hold this through earnings.

I don't want to hold this through earnings.

Why? Wouldn't it make sense to get the earnings and holding longer?

That’s my idea yeah, although I can’t say I’ve researched any of them as much as I should. And there are some on there like Maersk which analysts are quite bearish on generally

Isn't it the exchange rate mixed with spread?
That one is obvious, supporting immigrants too, but why do they have such a boner for promoting homosexuality when pushing it is so unpopular?

Why? Wouldn't it make sense to get the earnings and holding longer?

No, I don't think they're going to do well enough this year, especially with Huawei scooping up their China revenue and the other Mag 7 wanting to downplay the "threat" of AI to their own revenue sources. NVDA has "beat" earnings and then offered "solid" guidance every quarter last year, and there was a selloff shortly after each: I get the sense the market makers know the valuation is off also. They'll keep doing the pump and dump for each earnings until retail figures it out too (and it's been feeling riskier and riskier each week) or the orange man finally drops the hammer on Taiwan's chip exports. My position was just a quick flip I opened after the Liberation Day shock until earnings because they always pump it up leading into earnings.
I originally thought $150 would be achievable, but it looks like a head and shoulders on the chart and I'm thinking $140 is a more reasonable expectation. I'll start getting back in if it drops to $110, and look to add if it falls further.
I take it you're looking to hold for years? What's your price target if you don't mind me asking?

Man oil is fucked

QBTS. Lol. LMAO even.
To the folks that shilled this a few months ago, thanks. I need more gems like this. I didn't believe in it so I only took a low risk entry, now I'm ready for the next gem to be shilled here and I'll go all in.

Today will be green

UNH has been keeping my account bright green for days

Isn't it the exchange rate mixed with spread?

I assumed so, but I guess not.

Thank you very much for the explanation! Well, I currently have it at 140, but I'm ETF centered, which means I have the tendency to hold for the longterm which ""everyone""" is saying NV is going to excel at.

Game Over, Man! Game Over!

I feel like this is going to back fire on consumerism. Something like 63% of men 18-30 are single and just rejecting the status quo

Where do men put the money they don't consoom with like women?

men will donate to their twitch and youtube and sub to their onlyfans and they will also buy video games and burgers and pay rent so everything is fine

ubisoft is going broke, THOUGH

Im thinking todays gonna be like last Wednesday, basically a crab day with a slight down bias

Well, I currently have it at 140, but I'm ETF centered

So your PT is 140? Ha, coincidence! I'm hoping to see that on Thursday, I have no idea if they can manage to pump it Friday or if it'll drop ahead of earnings this time, but I will try not to kick myself too hard if it keeps going up on Friday after I sold Thursday.
I don't do ETFs other than for short-term trades (leveraged, inverse). In terms of dividends, I prefer to the track the particular company's performance myself, so I can anticipate if I think there'll be a dividend cut and then switch it out for something else in enough time. I'm not reliant on dividend income yet though, so maybe I'll rethink that later. Are you using ETFs for income or to try to beat inflation long-term?

shitposting aside it's apparently men just invest more

psycnet.apa.org/doiLanding?doi=10.1037/npe0000189

We then did a binary logistic regression which indicated that being male increased the odds of having invested in the stock market by 91%, and an increase of 1 year in age increased the odds by 3%.

Well, I just started investing so I'm still learning and only have like 330 euros invested across a few things. My main idea is to live off dividends/retire early but at some point I want to try the "normal" way of making money in the market, you know, buying and selling stock instead waiting forever for ETFs or whatever to pay off.

Today's SOXL theme song
youtu.be/Ps0MfBG5-Uo?si=8VODfJPDsslgVITQ

Buy Celsius, it’s that easy

I feel like gambling. What we trading today?

I'm buying more SCHD/SCHY

Whats the likelihood of a crash to 550 right now? Seems like people are aggressively buying

15% premarket pump it's going to dump on opening isn't it?

Truflationsisters?

SMCI

SMMT

TARS

RGTI (purely cause QBTS already pumped too much)

DLTR as wild card

Any of these seem good to you anons or am I crazy (and not in a good way)?

CELH thesis?

How far OTM is too far OTM? It’s really tempting to load up on a shitload if 15-20$ calls but seems pretty fishy with just 90 days. Of course going further out is safer but loses the attractive price points.

Imagine being a bear. LMAO IMAGINE BETTING AGAINST A MARKET THAT LOSES ONLY 1 YEAR EVERY 10 YEARS LMAO

fuck that scam site

CELH thesis

They sell a lot of cans. Just finished the purchase of Alani nu. Celsius and alani dominate the younger consumer market. Just started expanding internationally

Also it’s been the best selling energy drink on Amazon for the past year

don't you think it would be wise to wait for it to retest 200d or is that midwit expectation?

No data today, so today we crash

I want to buy LDO June options. It's an european defence company and I'm sure I could squeeze a couple grands out of the next move now that it broke the 50€ resistance. Sounds extremely greedy but short term I can see growth, in a year it will probably have pulled back but now? I feel it in my gut but it might just be the thrill of gambling

start factoring-in marketing/branding and add in a bunch of t-bills and insurance companies, and you've basically just recreated Berkshire-Hathaway.

ATH, got it.

ATH is only possible with the worst data and news, but today there is none which is good, therefore it goes down

I don’t worry about charts. Celsius dipped hard because Pepsi over ordered from them 2 years ago. That caused a bump in earnings that wasn’t entirely legit. When they didn’t reorder as much the stock took a shit. Earnings report shows it’s the number 3 selling energy drink in America and international is growing exponentially YOY

I don’t worry about charts

You are deep in red in this position aren't you?

limit down? i'm scared now

Bought a minor leveraged long position in Nvidia

It is pretty insane how this is only 135 burgerbucks when you look at scam stocks like Tesla.

>We then did a binary logistic regression which indicated that being male increased the odds of having invested in the stock market by 91%

She considers a field and buys it; out of her earnings she plants a vineyard.

She sets about her work vigorously; her arms are strong for her tasks.

She sees that her trading is profitable, and her lamp does not go out at night.

Proverbs 31 women just keep getting rarer and rarer.

These 0 calorie energy drinks suck, just drink Red Bull boss.

15 minutes after open once more

Nope, bought in the low $20s. I did well selling it during the market slump where it held up wonderfully. Put it into Schg and rode the wave up. I only have 30 shares left of CELH but I’ve been selling 2 puts a week hoping for an entry under $35. I am about to just buy back in though

US Philadelphia Fed Non-Manufacturing Activity May: -41.9 (prev -42.7)

WE ARE BACK

Also:

Retail investors bought the most stocks for a morning ever on Monday after Moody's downgrade

Where can i see institution vs retail net buy/sells?

Or are goyim not allowed to see that

Bonds climbing again.

As someone who goes through garbage cans to recycle to scrap I can vouch that theres way more Celsius cans in the trash now than 3 years ago, in my area if you include Alani nu they are monster tier.
Yeah I prefer the pure cane sugar but diabetics exist, the customer is always right when it comes to taste.
$HIMS to $80

The consumer is fucking retarded and will buy whatever you put in front of them boss.

That’s exactly why I’m bullish on them. Alani scared me when I first bought into Celsius, then they announced they are buying them and it hardened my conviction

always buy the dip. if you didn't gamble its guaranteed to go up eventually

Don't know, seen some chart by Bank of America, but these are not daily or uptodate but rather a summary of weeks. The article I got the headline from is paywalled (CNBC)

The girlies love them, and women need to be thin.

They can drink water. If they want they can add sliced fresh fruit to it for flavor boss.

people

All these "retail is buying" headlines are suspicious. It's like there is a never ending supply to sell.
If retail is buying who is doing all the selling?
Also I doubt it's all retail buys. The sellers have to be rebuying to keep the market pumped. All the dumping at night is probably the market pumpers getting ready for the next day.

Also where is all the retail money coming from? Are retail buyers literally sitting on bags of infinite cash to buy?

Yesterday’s activity pretty much confirms the “less institution than retail” trading is bullshit.
It’s not possible.
Ever.
There are thousands of companies whose sole purpose is to employ people/run algos to trade

But they don’t, they drink Celsius. Do not sleep on the Becky portfolio

You mentioned the list of thinkorswim studies you use for your trading the other day -- do you change any of the parameters for those studies? Siome of them are setup by default to be on much longer timescales than one day such as MACD for example which defaults to 12 days, 26 days and 9 days for its initial parameters. Do you change any of those to make it more effective for day trading?

New thread

It's not "less institution than retail" it's "retail is net inflow and institution is net neutral". Algos make up a huge volume of trade but they aren't net inflow.

Seriously what was this about?

I agree institutions/companies always will have the control and bulk of trading done. I think the usefull stats relate more to retail inflows/outflows into the market.
Also see us drop to 588 (the long wick yesterday) today

Tell me if im going to get rekt by this strategy.
If I want to buy shares I sell a 0-3 dte cash secored put on it. If I want to sell shares I do the same with a call. If it doesnt land I get the premium anyway. Surely this can work?

If I want to sell shares I do the same with a call.

This will mean you will hold through dumps and not sell. Even if the calls closes ITM the holder of it can choose not to execute and let it dump on you over the weekend -- happened to me on Friday with my TQQQ calls. Would've loved to sell out via call then buy back in Monday but the fucker holding the call decided not to execute it.