/smg/ - Stock Market General

i was greedy and it nuked my portfolio trying to recover back to my high. take profit and don’t burn said profit trying to recover losses

What the fuck us that!?

Anyone subscribe to the SCHG/SCHD combo over VOO?

Are you me?

my spx call is currently -30%

I was a boglehead until the beginning of the year. Realized valuations, buffet ratio, fucking every metric possible was screaming at us things were overvalued so I went to SCHD divy focus instead

I'm not a fan of market timing and rebalancing out of SCHD but I get the angle. I also hold SCHY for international SCHD and holy FUCK has it paid off

I have no idea what options to buy.

Total option death

i guess you can say... we're running out of options.

Moderna scam spikes and then dumps triggering my stop loss, then starts crabbing exactly at my stop loss

I made decent money so it was a good place to sell anyways but, what the fuck was that.

I do vig/vug but basically the same thing. Barbell strat, if you can price options well then it's very good

Trump is speaking at 2pm. Buy Puts if orange man bad, buy Calls if Orange man good

unh puts that are way out of the money

you know damn well he’ll delay his speech until markets close. get 1dtes just in case.

If enough trailing stops are at one price level big money can make a play to target them for cheapies. Happens all the time. Thanks for playing.

Feel like such things should be illegal but even if it was, big money always wins. I'm alright though, plus is plus.

But what if Trump says stuff the market likes and it pumps? Math says I still have another good length to go but the pumping has fizzled and I'm getting paranoid.

Delaying speeches are bearish though.

Trump will cuck and pump your bags.

Yes. This casino is now actually a casino. Place your bets and see what the orange man tweets.

GOOGL is going to pop off of their I/O Keynote show. Stock will go up 10 cents every time AI is mentioned.

Buy my bags and watch along:

youtube.com/watch?v=o8NiE3XMPrM&ab_channel=Google

me after selling 0dte naked calls

So any feels on what Nvidia will do for quarterly earnings on the 28th?

when does it actually start? So far it's only a chink playing shitty music

What do I feel about this apple call?

Kek, baller!

Remember when bulls said we'd test ATH?

But its shitty music made by AI

Those are my SOXL sell targets. So close, just hit already!

And we are green! Bears btfo lmao soxl 60 by eoy

HOLYSHIT BANGING MUSIC

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO bptz bptz bup bubp ubp bptz tzt ztz tztz tschack tschack

Same except I just went to precious metals and cash. I don't know what flipped in my head, a year ago I was a complete redditor:

Time IN the market beats Time-ING the market!!!!

It does

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuuuu uhuuuuuuuuuuuu

so is ZIM on a downward slide or we chilling

Based and kurzweil pilled.

lmao gayass autotune

Insiders got the news, market is about to boom up. Buy now before trump presser.

YOU GUYS AWAKE?
AWAAAAAAA

I don't disagree, I just feel like we're on the verge of something unprecedented and the rules are up in the air, but I know others have felt this way in the past. The thing is though, big changes do actually happen, so every now and then people like me are correct to pull out.

This song is dreadful, DJ Tiger Woods should hang his head in shame.

But we're only going up my Googlie Mooglies

AI is dead, now that it's illegal to make deep fake porn, what other use cases did those faggots have for this shit boss?

he didn't boughted the dip

AGAIN

oh shit the mic

Cat cooking at McDonald's gifs.

THE MUSIC IS SO FUCKIN TRASH

I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO BUY THE DIP BECAUSE I WAS WAGING

He's unironically making the music worse with the keyboard and his UHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU in the mic. AI is superior.

you mean to tell me this was AI

music is my spiritual guide

Google thing live:
youtube.com/watch?v=o8NiE3XMPrM

Celsius is up 3.5%. I warned you pre market

Nice music finished, now we go over to this beauty

youtube.com/watch?v=twoDIgJ-ueM

google keynote music with trump live press briefing

Ultimate comfy

Changed my mind. Going with Victoria's secret.

hope you niggas bought TSLA, first $10T company

x.com/elonmusk/status/1924836661440962603

I know it hurts but stop loss is your friend
ZIM is the Nikkei ambassador to the S&P, shit is always flying all over the place. I’m going to try my hand at their next dump I think

Based same here, I'm also watching Doomberg on mute because I fancy some of the Jewess Hostesses.

buying into equities when we are entering an oil price dump, minors are closing operations, leading to an oil price spike in a few years and big recession event when trump leaves office forcing cash rich opex cost heavy IE MAG7 to gigadump stocks

the discounts man

Trump failed.

Trump won

What did he fail?

cnbc.com/2025/05/20/trump-tax-bill-salt-gop.html

i hope the entire bill blows up, we get the tax hike and this fake and gay economy finally dies.

Here is a scary fact.
The US will never see as many working age people in the future as they do today.
Globally true. True for the US. True for everyone.
Ask grok. Ask grok to give you 5 year projections on working age population. Its literally over. And no one knows how to “fix” it. Its never been done in world history. Running an economy with long term population deflation. Probably the world falls apart and people immigrate to the US or work in local slave factories to support the US.
The US will pretend its easy for them because robots to make americans feel good. But really its just AI drones holding a gun to their head

Hi everybodyyyyyyyyy

market pumps

Ahh so that’s why it’s pumping

Fuck that my tax bill is already too high. I'm not paying more to support niggers

We love our President don’t we, Anon Babble?

Mrs. Levitt, what is a bill? And why is it big and beautiful?

I'd smash the blonde

Maybe but population projections are pretty much always wrong, much like stock market general threads on imageboards

HUGS

HUGE POP

Reporters are a little smarter this press conference. Good questions so far.

GOOGLIE MOOGLIES WTFTW

FNMA bros, did something happen?

I mean its old people retard, and unless you are willing to cut old age security and medicaid thats exactly what you will do. Except I bet you dont even pay taxes.

holograms are cool i guess
don't know how much demand there is though. wouldn't think much.

I don't know what grok is, but that's interesting, I hadn't thought about future population numbers, you may have a point. We're already probably a couple billion above our current sustainable carrying capacity, considering how much top soil we destroy every year.

Biweekly check-in. Aside from the fake and gay conferences, what is /smg/ listening to today?
youtube.com/watch?v=ryMxk8Wi160

Hard light on my dick, when?

youtu.be/k3cryiz8nJo

Bullish or bearish Donnie?

damn i bought spce lol

New Kanye album, it's low effort bipolar auto tune but surprisingly has a lot of artistic merit.

Go all in on TQQQ

Nice song. Sudden urge to fire a mini nuke at a cluster of deathclaws.

4.5 for me. small entry. it's a gamble on a rumor after all. cutting my losses at 4. hopefully we dont hit that before trump.

Been seeing a lot of these "rallies" lately where SPY increases at a rate of literally $0.01 per minute, but does so for 90 fucking minutes at a time.

Already bored of listening to this jeet faggot

I sold in may but didn’t go away

youtu.be/OmgUWBPza7k?si=IrM94SVQnwTwUiLQ
Gute

I'd rather listen to my robot vacuum.

Japan will need money soon. Expect some selling of US bonds.

man, i just don't want AI reading all my shit

Doesnt the little kitty get sick of touching meat all day?

GOOG bros?

I want to inwite

You have more than enough space to welcome the only population thats still booming to this day.

I'm up nearly 40% on RIVN and not sure if I should just keep riding it up or take some profit. I literally have scalped everything else I own from AMD down to B (Barrick has apparently got a new single letter ticker). I just don't care to gamble on options but I'm starting to get the itch for bigger and more immediate gains without going back to the shit coin game.

A keynote basically saying they have no clue what they are doing.

Just the sh-sh-shakeout before the breakout. RIGHT????

How can anyone even afford children? You need to make like 200k a year.

Hey guys use AI and teach it everything so it can replace all of your jobs. Forever slaves to us!

tuxedo on a cat

none of this shit is new google....

another street shitter

Buy wolfspeed

God damn i can't believe I'm bagholding GOOG I hate this faggot lover company

You cant make teenagers

is that pejeta barefoot

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MNwnJBa3nWg

Sexy GOOGL ASMR AI voices

BUYBUYBUYBUY

If all the jobs are replaced, ie. all products and services are automated, no one will need money. "AI gon take muh paycheck" is such a 30 IQ gripe. We're on the cusp of utopia if we keep pushing AI forward (after probably a couple population-culling cataclysms of course, but it will be well worth it)

Why did my AKRO just skyrocket 20%? I dont even know what this company does i just bought it bexause chatgpt told me to

Because chatgpt told 20,000 other people to do the same probably

AKRO

don't see anything. must be a headline somewhere. new drug probably.

marketbeat.com/instant-alerts/30208-shares-in-akero-therapeutics-inc-nasdaqakro-bought-by-cubist-systematic-strategies-llc-2025-05-15/

hedge bought today

Gronk is a fucking idiot, like the dude did the tide pod challenge for a national ad campaign aimed at getting more kids buying tide pods boss.

I'd smash the jeeta, desu

Holy fuck that google dump!

Fr what the fuck is happening to GOOG we are plummeting. Nothing they've said is that bad.

Are you fucking kidding me, this shit is a fucking joke boss.

CRWV

You guys really thought GOOG was gonna pump.. its the stock that never pumps despite being reasonably priced compared to all of the other MAG 7 companies lmao

No hype. Hype is what sells stock and Google isn’t offering anything hype worthy. They’re lame unlike TSLA. Also Trump is going to say something stupid in a Half hour

Basically divide Israel into many small secular nations.
That’s what’s moral.

Draftees are hostages.

True war is volunteers only.

Cheers to WATERSUPPLY!

I bought literally 1 second before the dump kek

Pray for me bobos

I also get those weird ads on tinder

Greeks and Türkiye both letting more islands be independent may be inspiring.

This is a symbol for Crete.

Walmart ate shit so target is probably going to eat shit too.

Those are some big implied thoughts about The Don boss.

Going to panda express bros what should i get

having AI make calls for you is kinda cool DESU

Trump isnt mass deporting target shoppers like he is walmart ones. White people dont shop at walmart anymore. Poor whites shop at dollar general and well off whites shop at anything thats not walmart

It's all on margin to btw I don't got 500 bucks to loose will probably have to go work at Denny's if this doesn't work

IMAGINE SOME FUCKIN AI CALLING YOU PLACING AN ORDER, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

I like Trump but these press conferences are made to make him look either dumb or weak. Caving into demands on tariffs and taxes or pushing through and the market dumping on him.

It's okay, an AI is going to pick up the call as well.

get the bigger plate with fried rice, super greens, mushroom chicken and sirloin black pepper steak

I mean you can't fight the immutable laws of global capitalism.

So, we are right on track to Wall-E

I’m not gay and the thought of gassy disgusts me. That being said, I can jack off to competition to males with feminine presenting butts farting on command.

We're going to breakout to $170 mark my words

Why would you invest in the world biggest jannie?

I think that every company over a 20 p/e should be broken up into 4 separate entities.

CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN
YOU HAVE A DRUMSTICK AND YOUR BRAIN STOPS TICKIN'

Invest in Buy N Large

ELLO
CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT YOU
SEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????

on what?

Fudded myself out of playing the earnings. Should've known line will only go up anyway.

GOOGL

Unless Trump says something retarded in an hours time

Liz doesn't look like a woman

Ohnonono I hope 0DTE chad sold his 594c

If you aint invested into EAT you are stupid as fuck.

Wall-E

*STAR
*TREK
*BORG

THE STOCK MARKET IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SELL SELL SELL

UNH limit set for 327. Buy my bags faggots

You realize those 4 separate entities would all have the same p/e as before right?

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGS
&
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
& ENGLISH PEAS

I realized it after posting it.

its okay, we all make mistakes boss

he's not in gme

lmfao

fucking damn it.
how will google monetize with ads when AI is doing your searches? will AI stop and say shit like "Ah, yes I could sure go for a Pepsi right now, dont know about you. Anyway.."

Goku

Lives in a pineapple under the sea

Getting 92'd everyday in the casino

Literally me frfr

The AI will be your personal shill. Trying to convince you to buy random shit.

"Hey bud, I could use a dildo! you too, right? I'ma just put a few in the basket!"

I thought google was an American company? Every single one of them is Indian.

So, an AI sex doll would be like that south park covid episode and the only time she´s happy is when you buy her shit?

Indian

they put one in charge and nepotism takes its natural hold. caucasians are fucking stupid for ignoring this.

No, but they would still average the same PE.

ChatGPT already asks if I want product suggestions, so...

Sell it market so my bags pump.

VIDYA

Them mother fuckers at google updated my phone and automatically tried to take away bitch b and make me use their gemini, but gemini is fucking retarded and couldn't do a single fucking thing right so I had to go into the settings to make bitch b work like usual again boss.

Everyone does know it already, the trick is that nepotism has been made immoral for whites and perfectly acceptable for everyone else.

kek wtf google is down? Even me who has been an AI sceptic thinks this is quite nice, lmao. It's over for AI I guess.

I have a sneaky/copeful suspicion that it'll pump as soon as this finishes.

Dumping after hours, crabbing, and pumping at the end has been the meta for a while, you’re probably right

UNH options are so nasty. The stock is down hard but those options prices look theyre pricing in hundred plus pumps and maybe even dumps

Isnt rsi very high on monthly and yearly spy chart? Im tempted to buy weekly puts

Trump just said to buy Celsius

It's over.

high vega moment

GOOGLE WAS COOKING

Why are they like this?

google is so dogshit it dragged the entire market down

eu faggots finally do something based

The issue I see here is that it's not my fault that I get 10 packages from Alibaba. I ordered everything together and expected maybe 1-2 packages, but then got like 6-7...

WTF HAPPENED JUST NOW??

SHANKAAAAAAAAR kek another indian

Stock tip from Blue Eisenhower November for Anon Babble

Hello Anon Babbleness men. I am from Anon Babble and a group of individuals who spend their time running game theory scenarios on the future.

We have what we suspect is a juicy opportunity for you gentlemen.
If you hit it big from this, BEN would appreciate you remembering the three words phrase, Blue Eisenhower November. You don't have to do anything else. Here's your tip:

AMD - 18-24 months build up into a stock value of $300~ before 36 months.

This is pretty much a sure thing, based on predictive BEN work, and our active "little birds on our shoulders" in the AI/enterprise space.

Don't spread this one around, off board.
This til is for Anon Babbleness men only.

Disclaimer: I do not personally own any AMD stock and am not going to purchase any, I do not advise you to do so either.
These predictors are based on speculative information and this is not financial advice.

Now that the bullshit is through. My confidence in this tip is 75-85%.

My previous predictions have been within 25-30% of actual market values by time-frames of prediction.

Overall, 95% chance for $200+ AMD stock at 24 months.
50% that it hits 300 before 36 months.

With my spread history this range indicates AMD stock will hit the price range of about $140-300 within 24 months, pretty much no matter what.

$140 is worst case scenario.
300+ is a short hop bubble.
$180-230 is a realistic floor at 24-30 months for AMD.

No he didn't he said buy puts.

BREAKING:
President Trump photographed drinking a Celsius. When asked about it he said
“I love the stuff, look out Diet Coke”

my 1dte spx calls are -50%

Wow we might actually had a single red day

I’m afraid friends.

this is a cheap fake, and illegal under the take it down act boss.

RIGHT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!

Google dragging down my portfolio. Knew I should have dumped my remaining US stocks.

I said young man

TESLEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR

robotaxis in Austin in June, but only a few

noted

Let’s go google come on, you can do it!

WTF JUST HAPPENED

Chah ching baby

Nancy Mace just showed her naked body in the congressional comitte boss.

Cope however you must

Dump is about to announce something related to his Big Beautiful Bill

Google is cringe

Populations have fluctuations when major changes occur. Industrialization and feminism are such a change.
Right now the true cost of a childless adult is not properly priced in. Childless people are effectively free loaders unless a post-scarcity automation revolution occurs.

If we don’t get to that level of automation, Inevitably societies will culturally or by law effectively make it nearly impossible to go to grad school or get promoted if one isn’t a parent. Affirmative action for parents. For example, imagine if universities could positively discriminate based on whether one was a parent and grant funding was heavily weighted towards grad programs with high numbers of student parents? Imagine if daycare was mandated on top of this? You’d have women getting married their senior year of college, popping out a baby during a break year, then entering a PhD program. Then they’d keep popping out babies because their dissertation funding requires a third of the researchers to have 3+ kids. You’d have men eager to settle down because that expensive government contract McKinnsey needs consultants for requires 50% of contractors to have 2+ kids. And that top ten big law job fresh out of lawschool? They aren’t even legally allowed to consider someone who doesn’t have one biological kid.

should have inversed my inverse...

isn't this the part where bobos should be posting? where are the "cheapies" posters? i don't get you guys at all.

Trump wouldn't be caught dead drinking that celsius shit, everyone knows it is for girl boss.

I bought one 1DTE SPY call and put each to try and make more than I lose. The latter is pumping but I've lost much more on the call. Hoping we end below 590 but it seems unlikely.

the bears are all dead at this point man

I got a BEN for you *unzips*

The dump before the pump power hour. $HIMS to $65 eod the squeeze is secured.

It's a fake bait dump, even the bobos know it.

I was a redditor... now Im a goldbug piece of shit

I cant tell what's worse

Imagine being a gay bull kekw

Cope

How does chatgpt always pick winners bros? Ive never had a losing trade from it

I think I am starting to develop ulcers.

100% CRAB-17 Stage III

How big is your position boss?

CHECKED
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

i sold the bottom again didn't i?

KEK AI IS DEAD, NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT QUANTUM. PICREL GOOGLE IN a FEW MONTHS

Redpill me about Petrobas stonk /smg/
High dividend, weird chart
Should I?

Psst.
AMKR.

What faggot-ass institution dumped GOOG?

what the fuck, is the market actually going down or is this a fakeout like all the others

i'm so fed up with this shit i've just been adding to my losing positions out of spite at this point

Entire market is being dragged down literally because of google

GOOGLE GLASSES LAGGING

We will see at power hour

If you have to ask you can’t afford it

Meanwhile us BVLLS were fucking your wife and slurping the dip, JFL at everyone getting margin called.

I'm trying to figure out how many $30 October puts I need to have double your position today when this shit is sub $20 in October boss.

Israel getting isolated internationally

Market dumps

Hmm..

Have people finally realized being friends with netanyahu literally does nothing for you
Time to long position BRICS

Bought some mlgo

we havent seen prices this low since yesterday

I am going to crack a bottle of wine and think about the choices I have made in life.

BRICS

FUCK FUCK FUCK
I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THIS TURBO PUT CLOSE TO ITS BARRIER
WOULD'VE BEEN X4 ALRDY

Google translate Farsi

Idddy Bidddy Babbashi, Idddy Bidddy Boatashi

me too friend

cap, its been crabbing

Spain, UK, France and Canada are threatening sanctions on Israel. China is demanding a ceasefire, Trump is asking Bibi to wrap up the war asap

If Celsius is sub $20 by October you’re going to have bigger problems than the market. That would mean society has already completely broken down

Teenk you

dumps

when

and nah I will be fine boss.

oh look they activated the plunge protection algos again
this market is so gay
and fake
just let it fucking drop one day

Yes but unironically

no please please please don’t hold your soxl long term please no I’m a stupid baboon nigger macaque and I’m gonna hurl my decay shits at you

I’m buying more soxl as I type this, I’m gonna buy more next week, then more the week after, and I’m just gonna keep buying without ever selling until it goes back to 60
Seethe bear niggers, go back to plebbit and short tesla one more time
Kek

entire folio is red except UNH

Ironic i suppose

I bought some at 3 when that one anon said it was going to go up, a week ago..

Funny enough I'm still up today despite the current happenings. I would like also everyone's honest critic of my drawing skills. I just started 3 months ago and I'm practicing on pretty black women.

Forgot to attach pic. I have definitely made progress from where I started.

Worse even, I'm a silverbug

Remember bayhorse?

Its near its 52week low right now, thats as good of a gamble as it gets. It can go to 0

i am a patient bear. only been using 10% of my portfolio to hedge. now i think its time for full ass fucking
vix is mooning tomo, hope you fags got calls

my 1dte spx calls are -65%

Don't panic, shit just started. The bear market just started.

She already look like a macaque, you made her look more like a gorilla
Accurate representation of a nigger if that’s what you’re going for
Groid/10

Tomorrow will be Armageddon

Childless people are effectively free loaders

Literally the opposite. They pay for schools that they never use.

I miss when the market had daily intraday - 4% and you could just buy puts at open and relax

Time to load up on $HIMZ to degen maxx this shit is so easy to swing load up

i hold a 5910 0DTE put on SPX let's see
i will let the casino close it when the market closes

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BOSS!?!?!!

TRUMP PLEASE SY SOMETHING

something happened?

So the market finally dropped huh

why though

C'MON TRUMP!!! SAY WE ARE GOING TO BOMB THE HELL OUT OF IRAN BOSS!!!

Pretty good for 3 months anon. You should check out anatomy books, they will help you develop a better fundamental understanding of the human body which will allow you to translate what you see in your head onto paper much more faithfully. I know it is really tempting to try and find your own style right off of the bat, but mastering the fundamentals first before attempting to express yourself creatively will make your own style even better when you finally do find it.

based AMD and Ike

APOLOGIZE

guess i bought the top again

options?

The market just wanted to be geometrically correct and complete the 3 high rises into dumps

Ok but is my style at least somewhat intriguing? Like if I did a cartoon like this would you watch it?

EVEN
HAD
TRIPS

YOU WERE WARNED

Do you have any mental issues or schizophrenia by any chance?
pls respond honestly.

That is part of the plan

I don’t watch much cartoons but the drawings are good enough for it yes
Good shit bro

$HIMS 59.50 last support its rock solid get in lets trap the shorts

BUY HIMZ NOW BUY IT NOW SAVE YOUR DAY IT WILL TURN IT GREEN

sells before pump

puts 900k against NVDA

lol, lmao

Thanks and this is true, I'm already fixated in developing and getting known for a certain style to distinguish myself as an artist but I'm losing sight of what's important, the fundamentals.

Is there non mental schizophrenia?
I swear you tds retards just come up with shit on the spot, like you walk around with feces in your pants all day ready to hurl at people like macaque niggers

Well I can always pass my art and cartoons of shitty caractures of people as my style to make up for my lack of talent.

I'm down $6k because I bought at the top in February and sold at the bottom before Drumpf did a 180 on his gay tariffs, how do I make back my money ASAP?

Buy kneepads

Stick with the index kid.

Mumu chan , the tables have turned

What is this shit!?
No red days allowed anymore.

It went down in the first place cos of AI, cos AI is replacing search

Reddit is so much better then this shithole. Bye losers