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Reminder there is still time to slurp ACHR before the CEO is on jimmy fallon tonight

$20 meme stock en route

+76% 1month
Just beat earnings
(((Goldstein)))

youtube.com/shorts/wkqnbQi1kxk?si=CjkeUrIEHFD1P66h

Hey boss how's that tripfag thread going.

I LOVE MY PRESIDENT
MAGA

my stock fucking zero'd out today after being down most of the day

Space is fun

is GRRR worth a buy and hold

Liquidate bobo

I hope I don't get another letter from Fidelity
That was embarrassing

ok, but what are congressmen doing?

is the dude retarded?

HIMS bros.......WAGMI

Embrace tradition fag

That guy has been right and wrong.

How long dated are his puts?

thinking about buying another 20 shares tomorrow.

Yeva just swing it

He’s early on this one we have at least another quarter or 2 SPY will retest 6100 if NVDA beats end of month so may goes on record as being one of the GOAT months for the indexes

snib snib snib snib snib

Gib NOW REEEEEEEEEE

tomorrow

Wait there's a dividend for no nut november?

You know who else painted his own face on big banners?? Hitler that's who

Very sematic after hours market

no
thats a div 4
NIGGERS
NIGGERS
NIGGERS

everybody
knos
that

Shit man

its going to open red

How many days until all those tariffs come into effect that Trump announced in April? Or did Trump kneel on those also?

Jewish nigtards are pissed Trump has a backbone.

They are shorting a lot of shit.

Are those dividends for ants?

No, those are what actual dividends are, not shell game scams.

tfw up 10k on my shell scam and NVDA hasn’t even reported this month yet

Hello, I got out of the market in December 2024 after a rousing year of gains. I needed a break from the schizophrenia of this board and investing in general, but now I'm back.

Last year I turned my $80k into $180k. This year I'd like to turn that into a modest $300k.

What did I miss? What's the play? How are you coping with this faggot ass market?

And if you didn't fall for the scam you'd be up $11300. You paid someone $1300 so they could move your money around and make you feel like you're doing something. You got scammed.

I’m long over 20k NVDA and have other positions on top of this
Stay mad faggot

I'm just here to make sure anybody new wandering by understands yieldscam funds are in fact scams. I know people who buy into them are too retarded to understand proper money management and are not interested in improving themselves.

iTs a ScAm

Thank you for demonstrating the point. You're literally paying someone's salary so they can sit in between you and an actual profitable investment and skim 10% off the top. It's the literal definition of a scam.

and lose 1% a year in ER

Yep...that's a scam to me brother

are we Anon Babble quote posting?

Oh no I get an automatic 1500-4k in monthly income that gives me 2x buying power to either buy more divvies pay bills or other stocks. And I can trade other positions at the same time to net more monthly

You could have all that and 10% more if you were a man who could manage his own brokerage account. But instead you need to pay someone to wipe you ass for you.

Now show the chart with dividends reinvested
Capital stays flat and you get the amount equal to your investment back

Shills always come out against these yet never try them for yourself

A more apt comparison is probably Modi

Sure, why not.

At least recognize you are lazy

Here's that chart you requested. 10k invested into NVDY with dividends reinvested would turn into 28k. The same money in NVDA would turn into 47k over the same time frame.

You got scammed to the tune of $19K if you bought NVDY when it launched instead of NVDA. All because you need a fund manager to change your diapers for you.

1.27% ER

Holy shit the scam is scammier then i thought. Fucking lmao.

prolly trust fund baby

I will admit that it’s not like this is my only position/account

I’ve been long NVDA for years always swing trading if if I could go back in time about 6 years ago I had a shitload pre split should have just never sold

Shoulda sold in November - December desu port was much higher pre tariffs

x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1923113500483912118?t=kiLoeHIJzbhXzBxfI8VS2w&s=19
Is it Bobo time or Mumu time?

Bullish, means today was the bottom

calling out your bad trades?
Yeah probably like 1-5% of your portfolio I have it for funsies.
I bought 100 shares of $HIMS. glad I get to oppose a put contract.

uh oh stinky

Mega mumu time

calling out your bad trades?

Not specifically, it was like "we noticed you executed bunch of trades and lost a bunch of money, are you sure you know what you're doing?"

trumps insiders loading up before the dumpy

Out of curiosity what are your bad trades and what did you learn?
Thoughts on
$HIMS
$PLTR
$SOUN

Most of my trades are fine, its just I panic sold a bunch of big positions at the bottom after the tariff announcements. That's where the drop came from.
I didn't learn anything

at least they're not calling you

t. got restricted to trading with settled cash for swing trading with $300k of VOO (was fun but didn't go well, I lost $3k)

Trumps signal chats are just stocking up

nice
Yeah, I don't have a margin account anyway, I only gamble with settled cash
(this isn't my main account, it's just or gambling)

What do we think about a potential OpenAI IPO?

why the fuck is UNH recovering? justify this market.

Buy at IPO and sell at eventual 3x price within the first year and then stay the fuck away.

people buying the dip

I hope they get rugpulled

Seeing commercials for financial instruments is fucking insane

Death to the markets

There might lurkers here that I'm unaware of but I'm smarter than all you guys and hate you

Noooo migaaaa

Noooooooo smg with no liiiiiiinks

charmin soft tourists

What commercial did you see?

I just saw one for QQQ during the nuggets game halftime

Dearth to american markets in particular

You can’t even write a fucking sentence correctly.

Looking it up, seems like they've been running commercials for a couple years now. Still pretty disgusting though.

Yeah I'm sure its not too new, I just rarely watch tv. Still jarring
Turn your trip back on, baggot

kind of made some gains, kind of didn't today. wasn't really watchin the market this time as i'm focused on other tasks. thankfully my SPY calls soaked up most of my losses in other positions so i can't complain too much. i'm tempted to try 0dte options but i remember what happened last time i tried them. still, in a crabbing market, there's likelihood that 0dtes might have the most volatility to make some money

Doesn’t that acc always post bear shit?

Very likely UNH goes bankrupt. No more gov bailouts.

which one of you posted this

buying 1DTE puts

why? what are you buing?

alll talk, let's see your 100k yolo

slurp ACHR

no money is civil aviation, they need to go with killer drones ASAP. As soon as Ranjeet crashes killing the four passengers their stock will tank.

reply to this post tonight or your mother in her lseep

KobeissiLetter

trade using fundamentals

lose

trade using technicals

lose

trade using interpretation of pigeons movements

win

NO
DONT B RACIST
JUST SAY
NATGAS AND OIL
INSTEAD

WEN NATGAS
BACK 2
BOUT TREE FIDDY

ya so i been watching a lot of beef whipper lately n ids breddy gud

aint nobody
goin 2 search 2
find out wat
that is
nigga

Post USD position scoops

hot take

yields peaked yesterday

Fed balance sheet runoff (muh "QT") over as of this week

The US says Vietnam's trade deficit is unsustainable and a major concern amid tariff talks

Why? Is the US broke or what? If you have income/money you can buy.

what does this mean

it means buy calls, buy anything you want. the new bullrun starts monday

in clown world - which was resoundingly confirmed just recently - probably this

this assumes
no weekend
surprise JEWS

The Fed are buying US bonds to suppress yields.

Twist it

whens the rugpull?

Yes

Short south Korea because we will be going to war with them to rescue our black god

right wen
everybody is saying
see everything was fine
and troomp really knew wat hes doing
and now we r back
so just relax
(proo tip never relax)

Don't get it twisted

Jerome Powell is twisting my nuts short to suppress my long dong.

Im still balls deep in TMC with a little over 181k in profit this year.

I accurately predicted todays bottom and wouldve quitted with a +130% bag if it was a real trade. It was just a paper trade since I was wageslaving and couldnt manage my 0DTE today
Its coming. One day I'll hit the bullseye of a big win

Is it safe to buy more Nivida tomorrow? It's the only thing that's been going good for me.

given jerome got proved retarded once again, i feel like we'd see a massive green candle if trump fired him

every day its green i buy puts is there anything wrong with my strategy?

lmao imagine thinking the anglosphere colonial era wasn't fundamentally financed by jews. A life without jews is the story of the spanish empire and look how spics are doing now

Powell has no right to be Fed Chairman anymore, he's taking away the Fed's credibility

SPY's been climbing an average of 0.7% every trading day since the lowest point of the liberation day dump. At this pace we'll retest ATH next thursday or friday.
Question is, do we climb faster or slower into it? And how far do we go past ATH, if at all?

we'll retest tommorow because bobo shorted too early again and its time to squeeze

Even older reports have been revised up, or am I seeing this wrong? Goes for the MoM and YoY.

Couple weeks of crabdump then maybe we retest ATHs.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CALL MY NAME AND
SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

youtu.be/vyzO-5vt48g

uhhhh you should drop your money into a gayetf for like 5% a year

I made 8% in a month and could have made more if I wasn't a retard

Remember, no risk, no reward.

Welp, I'm buying NBIS tomorrow

I basically know nothing about stock or buying stock. I was interested in buying Nintendo because they're about to release a console and I imagine it'll go up. I know I can't invest directly in Nintendo stock, but I can buy ADRs for Nintendo through Robinhood.

Why does it have such weird volatility with massive spikes up and down after hours?

Soon

I sold like an idiot. I made a good chunk of change, but I figured with China easing off the mineral restrictions, it'd fall.

Why does it have such weird volatility with massive spikes up and down after hours?

Probably because of foreigners like you buying out of the Japanese time zone.

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

cope

+0.00%

riveting

THE DAY IS CALLING YOU
ROLL OUT AND START ANEW
WIPE YOUR WEARY EYES
AND TUMBLE OUT OF THE SKY
OUT OF THE SKY

youtu.be/krYOLCDFXb0

I am REALLY tempted to buy a unh or mstr call today. Convince me not to.

A so the fed just has to magically know trump will go back on his retardedness and base their economic forecast on stupid daily volatility? I mean it still hasn't recovered from the February peak which would have meant lower rates if Trump wouldn't have started shitting everything up.

My immortal...

Why would they go bankrupt all they need is a new CEO lmao

Anyone with a brain knew these tariffs were a negotiating tactic

Which in turn implies

sustainable risk

sustainable reward

i can hear them
they're calling out to me

i have to pay crazy amounts of tax on US shares in my country so dumping money into gayetf for 15 percent a year is the only option since they get foreign tax credits :'(

Another green day. Blormpf banned selling.

mstr is sky high at the moment, buy LEAPS of UNH

Guy I work with simps so hard for that woman. She is ancient now. He doesn't care. Fell for her hard when he was a teenager and never let it go.

tell me about the UNH
why does it go down 10% everyday?

To achieve what exactly? Better "trade deal"? In macro terms the US is not fucking losing on these deals but the economy still will not magically grow just because the tariffs are not as high. If you want to bring back american jobs and stop with the neolib YOU BURGERS IMPOSED, well ok but then don't try an act like that is good for the stock market as it functions nowadays.

While she does look like her. That is an anime girl from Ergo Proxy, called Re-L. This pic is very similar to the Evanescence album cover. Your buddy should watch the anime.

Your buddy should watch the anime.

I will tell him tomorrow.

Nur die Pressemitteilung zählt...
...und das minus davor.
Wie Ende letzten Jahres angenommen...

spoon feed me

rope

6/6 150c off an earnings beat
I for one slurped it here

its from pre liberation day, he obviously bought the dip since then, do you fucking retards even know how SEC filings work?

it was a 50 dollar stock before Obamacare and republicans want to nuke that model from orbit

retard.

The only rope i hang is shooting ropes
not buying your bags

sold rheinmetall

sold Microsoft

bought insane stacks of nvidia

Godspeed anon, I hope you're as right about the cycle as you think you are

Yes, a better trade deal and if Powell and the Fed is more clueless than the average boomer on truth social he should be removed

Top fund is over 20% NVDA as well I’m pretty leveraged. Only selling when I need cash for bills learned my lesson selling NVDA early over the years
Probably gonna into even more before earnings, Saudi deal is very bullish, Rubin soon

they r NIGGERS
trying 2 pass as JEWS
and couldnt maintain
the facade anymoar
so its over
its over

Any shitters on the run?

now you're speaking my language
this is the kind of content i buy Anon Babble passes for
there's an n word pass condition in the subterms of the contract

I'm never listening to you faggots again. You said orange man is bad and that we're going to have at the very least an economic downturn and the whole world just kneeled and Trump is raking in cash for the US at ludicrous, unimaginable levels while tariffs just became nothingburger overnight.

You're all fucking retarded, fuck you

Half of Anon Babble is leftypol raiding faggots, are you surprised?

erm, did you sleep through all of april magasister??

Trump cucked to give you the best buying opportunity of your life.

No, anon, it's your fault because you are retarded and only listened to doomspergers and depression shitposters plus gambling on this without researching anything yourself

dax future green again like yesterday

us blood red

it really was a bear market rally bullchuds, it really was. the bulltrap of the century right there

I hope he pulls some shit again, free money plus eternal laughs at america, god bless orange man

erm, check the darky index bobosister????

That's americans for you. When someone from the other team is in power they act like the world is ending, when someone from their team is in power everything is going perfect.

got to give them that they are pretty fucking loud. the left really owns a huge chunk of the media and can abuse that to do what they did to this poor anon there

the very idea is to allow them buy without giving filthy retail gains. time has finally came for the longers to get whipped back where they belong

us futures are flat fucking retard

edging on the red side so it will be the second red day while dax keeps on mooning

hahaha yes!
got another one!

just like yesterday when we opened red but mooned anyway

amd was and is in freefall

we didnt have a 20% drop because it's not there!!!

Has anyone checked how well the today + futures equals tomorrow graphic has held up since lib day