/smg/ - Stock Market General

And thats a good thing

Vix is low

You forgot

Medication?

FREE

it pisses me off that he was actually right all along even if unintentional

Yeah she definitely fuckin lost

so there will be no correction of this spike?

was it really unintentional if this was what he wanted to happen?

i get to buy CRWD shares for 294 dollars for the next 3 years. the stock is currently at 433.

because it's based

So, I shorted Big Lots Incorporated with $200 a while back, and ever since, I haven't been able to close the position. The lesson here is that if I want to gamble I should just use leverage.

All in on SPY calls
And then I will time the top perfectly and go all in on SPY puts
I was chosen, just you watch

Unless people are afraid again, I highly doubt, maybe a minor correction.

I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY TODAY

that orange sunnuvabitch, he actually did

lunch time smg! whats the play today and how's it going? woke up late too capitalize on my WMT put and sold my call too soon. just like roulette, even if you play both sides you will lose. ETOR dumped and now i'm going to doxx that one anon for trying to persuade me that it'll pump today. at least my SPY calls are printing.....

I refuse to believe anyone in office was actually playing 4d chess

i would have if i closed my second UNH put before 11am EST

I seriously hope you guys never doubted this man. Everything he's said so far has come true, despite being ridiculed for it at the time. Tariffs have worked, egg prices have gone down, gas prices are down, inflation is down, every country is falling over themselves to invest in the US. Now if only JPow can get over his TDS and cut rates we will truly be in a new Golden Age for America

solid b8

I would have if I'd been braver with NVDL and CRWV earlier.

I used to be a tranny and big biden supporter but I changed my mind. Trump was right all along.

Im a redditor with vasectomy and I find this bigoted and racist

I will take baggot's bussy.

4d chess? You mean checkers right? Realistically you just have to lick boots (saudi prince)

Should I buy more calls?

Leave
Trump fucking WON

Your foot might fit in easily

I remember when you dumped your TSLZ around liberation day. wish I did the same

Can we go red? The market loves turning a seemingly green day red in the end.

Former Trump supporter here guys. Look I think it's great that he's been able to accomplish so much in so little time, but after he put the tariffs on Israel while they're in a state of war, I can no longer support the man boss.

How are those calls, champ?

Literally the opposite is true. Every day that opens red ends green for the last few weeks.

Isn't the market still down like 16% from ATH when you factor in the massive devaluation of the dollar? This doesn't look so great actually.

tariffs on Israel

lmao

It actually was short-term pain for long term gain. This line was widely mocked on Anon Babble, X, Stocktwits and everywhere else. And now its come true and we're going to pump to ATHs once again
Maybe Israel should have gifted us a luxury jet like Qatar or a McDonald's truck like KSA, to go with their trillion dollar investments, instead of compromising our elected officials and undermining Trump's agenda

soxl wants to crash out so bad lmao

Where the fuck is all that money coming from that's double the GDP of the Middle East

what does crash out mean

so far it's still short term pain we're down quite a bit from aths still unless we rip exactly like this for another 4 weeks which is hard to imagine

invested money that euros and others have been safekeeping for saudi princes and autocrats

"Crash out" can have several meanings, primarily informal:

To fall asleep or spend the night somewhere casually

To lose control and act impulsively due to extreme anger or upset

To lose a competition unexpectedly and embarrassingly

It's drawing whale teeth downwards for some reason, I'm just talking shit

I panic sold for $3.71 on 4/1, which was only a couple days before it pumped back up. To add insult to injury, that turned out to be the absolute bottom that day. Got to be one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever done.

Potential $ with the $600 billion the prince gave us to use.

wtf is happening with UNH

luigi won

i wanna buy the dip but i would feel disgusted with myself if i profited off of this filthy company

still smarter than holding it into may. just sold 300 TSLZ for $1.60

Wasn't even him, that's the best part. UNH just looks even more retarded now.

It's basically dead now that Trump is in office talking about free meds.

Trump is taking medicare away from people who rely on it for their healthcare, which means the government will be giving UNH less money.

i think i bought the top again

BBBY is about to blow everything up.

Zoom out

they bought

started last week

up 3 euros

I'm going to make it

If you started with 1€ , then yeah

bbby doesn't show anything, you mean byon?

I'm up, that's literally all that matters

I boughted s and p five mins ago and it immediately dumps. How do I get a refund?

indexes are green. its only amd thats in freefall

Is AMD fucking SOXL?

You bought above VWAP

of fucking course TSLA starts falling after I sell the inverse 2x ETF bags.

Nascucked

Should I buy UNH? Im not familiar with that stock, maybe an anon knows better

Why is it dumping, what did he say this time

it’s the ticker for United Healthcare, the health insurance company whose CEO got assassinated and is currently under investigation for Medicare fraud

I bought some BABA, 8% seems like too much for an earnings miss.

Please trash my strategy, I'm new to this and quite retarded.

DCA 15% of net income every month

80% S&P 500

20% BTC

I’m having so much fun with 0dtes. Even when I lose (I lost hard yesterday), I still have a blast.

Well, Saudi chose NVIDIA. AMD is getting screwed in the AI department.

boomer

i haven't won a single trade today...

when people mention doing 0dtes, do they just mean spy?

real, S&P is over valued. Best time to buy was Jan

Unironically quite good and retard-proof strategy. Just buy and hold for a few years you'll make a profit.

Mongrels on this board will bully you because you will not x10 your money in 3 months.

Yeah.

not necessarily, the amd ceo was at the sae event two days ago.

At current valuations, I'd rather dump all my money into BRK and let them manage the market instead of the S&P.

Unironically a BRK.B 2x ETN is the best possible "boomer with a bit of spice" investment.
You'll get the same S&P500 returns (a bit better in fact) with less volatility.

HIMS primed to go back above 60 as soon as volume picks up

Which one of these faggots told me to buy WYHG boss?

Ukraine war was supposed to end in 24h. Also the orangenigger actually shat his pants the very moment he saw the 10 year bond rise.

holy shit, that would be kino

wtf? I'm kinda tempted to slurp.

Get a load of this loser boss. He's only mad because he's never going to be a woman.

Thats what I am hoping, I bought at 51, should have sold at 25% in hindsight because of this dip. It will 100% go up over the summer. People want to get fit.

Well it does exist. At least I know I can buy it in EU.

UNH approaching its opening price of $274.55

amd still 2% down

Are there any news or statistics releases tomorrow morning?

Ukraine war was supposed to end in 24h

That's the modern war meme going back to MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

Yes, market wll pump 2% on 1 point better consumer confidence

You really thought we were going to get a 40% correction because we made fun of your golden manlet, didn't you?

Hard data suggests tariff-driven inflation and recession fears may be overblown per Axios

yes, zombies will overrun every use city, S&P will pump 1.3%

Monthly housing/building before open, monthly import/export price before open, monthly consumer sentiment at 10

v.qq.com/txp/iframe/player.html?vid=d3072jwpgoo
Yeah I'm thinking this company is kino

no it will come because making a deal with eu is as impossible as it gets. in just two more months the markets will be closer to 0 than ath

ok i'm buying calls

Guys, I'm getting a bit nervous. Where are the halfhourly trade deal news/announcement?

Well Tariffs haven't kicked in yet at least price wise Donald made a quick mutal surrender deal with Xi

It's a good deal, especially the rare metals.
BUY NVIDIA

there's BRKU in the US too apparently. Problem is, it's got zero volume.

I told you motherfuckers about MELI so many times.

Bought a June 2027 $650 UNH call for $1000. Seemed cheap. Simple as.

monthly

it feels like theres crabby shit every single week

I'm putting $500 into this chinese pig shit stock to see what happens just for the lulz.

They haven't cucked out on rare earth metals

I've noticed that it seems when tech goes up, pharma goes down, when pharma goes up, tech goes down, whyfor?

Both leaders are so cucked. The world is fucked.

I am not bothering with gold or soxl ever again

just 7
Samarium, gadolinium, terbium, dysprosium, lutetium, scandium and yttrium

Visible areola on a blue board

hims is both pharma and tech. LOL

c'mon HIMS pump above 60 and rape everyone who shorted this

agreed, everyone shorting this morning can BTFO

Imma buy tslz

Can HIMS really pass all time highs?

AMD

$SOUN anon is back, yes I didn't use you as exit liquidity I still have 1300, to $18

SOUN, ACHR, and GRRR are the Unholy Trinity of scam companies.

Yeah, company is doing great and has their 0% bonds oversubscribed. Short sellers are just trying to prevent an ass raping right now.

is there still a 90 day tariff pause countdown to doom?

gl buying my tslz bags

why is wingyip dumping to 52w low levels anyway? haven’t seen any news

they still hold patents desu, the scam was this company they acquired, the technology theyve been working on since 2000s is still great, bankruptcy of the company would result in holders getting bought out by nvidia and it probably being 5-10:1 stock compensation.

It only dipped because they were retarded and gave out fruit gummies instead of actual meds.

It peaked 70 I think, but this recent partnership secures their ability to compound GLP1

Should I invest in cat food? People aren't having kids nowadays.

what happened to the soun shill btw? havent seen him in months.

Yeah, not sure if I should sell before it renews, or just buy the eventual dip.

or maybe both

wingyip

Wingyip pill me whats the DD?

Ubisoft earnings call

the china duck feet stock baggler bought
never heard of it before in my life
-75-% today

they are at 2005 levels

uhhhhh

Oh I took time off for my mental heath and I think they are filtering me using soun anon as namefagging, I'm here I've been helping my parents renovate, focusing on my mental health. Honestly it going down didn't really scare me it didn't dip below my average share cost I just didnt want to be poojeet like telling people to catch a flying knife, wasn't in the right head space to shill + markets going down felt disingenious. Been scrapping a lot, recycled a bunch of TVs and vaccuum cleaners, the rust belt is very wasteful, recycling copper because we are headed towards copper deficit.

Considering UnitedHealth Group is imploding would it be wise to buy now or Apple is a much safer bet?

Did a cheeky slurp. Don't care how rotten they are if I can make some money off of them I'll sell my soul.

what has stock market to do with miku?

They're both gay

it's just gay weebs don't pay it any mind

ywn go back to the Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory era

Partnership with DPZ
youtube.com/watch?v=yPuI4l0jK7s

to $18

Not holding it like PLTR anymore? What changed?

Why would they do that when they can just buy the shitty stock for ten times cheaper right now?

why do you post in his thread then?
when i made a thread on Anon Babble no one posted in there because of some random shit where i didnt pay attention to their general culture or some shit

Also buy ARVN it's gunna go wayyyy up :D

can’t tell if this is a joke because sandp is only up .66% on the year

who?

REDDIT?

Is it too late to start buying HIMS?

Why?

No, shorts still haven't covered and just keep digging their hole

should i buy 50k of UNH and try not to look at it for a year

And here comes the red!
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA
BEAR CHADS WIN!

Tell me why asml won't triple in price in a year

this morning's resistance is now a steel floor

lmao

My best guess as to the reason is check the walmart and baba earnings calls

Are 0dtes really this easy? Only traded one because I'm getting my feet wet but that's 30% profit in like two minutes.

I mean I am still holding some long term, it still holds patents, theres this fraud case against them because a company they bought was enron tier but the core $SOUN company is still good. the peak price was partly built on believing that. its coming back im just pointing $18 as a goal, im still holding PLTR btw. Had to take profit on some but I am still immensely up.
Uh its a GME situation where it has a low float and as you said, why can't you just buy it 10 times cheaper right now? Its mostly patents that makes it great in the space because america doesn't work like china you cant just copy it and make it your own, you need to own the patent or pay the patent owner = $SOUN for a lot of voice AI shit.

ok boss

wow is there insider news that they didn't get that huge deal

Because! :D

Yes, it's just that easy boss.

I sold the top on NVDA, AMD, and SMCI yesterday, made a tidy profit!

Meta delays rollout of flagship AI model amid internal performance concerns

You can't fix everything with money

The German economy is shrinking again this year and I'm a part of why it's happening.

I'm never buying new, only used.
I'm saving more than 50% of my income by buying and never selling stocks, also selling crypto after 1 year so it's tax free.
If something is broken I'm fixing it myself instead of paying someone to fix it.
I'm "finding" food (that's still not past the expiration date yet supermarkets threw it away)
I have paid 0€ for food for the past 3 years btw, I don't have to do this since I'm earning very good money but I just don't want to pay VAT simple as

FUCK your taxes
FUCK your economy
FUCK your immigration policies

I'd rather give all my money to some white american billionaire than giving it to the german government

my stocks are doing terribly but gambling is doing very well. only regret not putting more on it

where do you see intel in 1 year

As someone who only scalps SPY 0dtes, yes.
With that being said, I have been completely destroyed (twice this year) where I’ve had to start from the beginning.
But if you actually pay attention, you can turn 500 to 20,000 or more in a month (or less).

I'm up 10% in the last month! too bad it only amounts to like... 14 dollars...

Feeling pride over dumpster diving

Dumpsterdiver pilled, scrap pilled. Remember to recycle electronics you see on the curb because the german government is heartless and will mine national forests if it means meeting a metal quota = recycle whatever metal you have.

Private equity chop shop

its a long grind but we'll make it eventually!

Spy going to 580 eow

S&p will hit 6100 again simply from UNH and the tech stocks that recently shat themselves all recovering while everything else trades sideways. We will float there getting theta raped until good trade deal news sends us to a blowoff top between 6500 and 7000, or bad news sends us straight on the hell elevator. Either way there will be mass suicides by christmas and even a rate cut won't fix it

single digit nigger

How much money do you have to lose before you realize it is all a scam?

It's not a scam, you just did it wrong! I'm way up!

So the bots will sperg out each day 10 min pre close?

$1

Made 1k today, now to lose it all tommorow

so did everything in healthcare pump because UNH dumped?

yes that's when they front run the market on close orders. today's imbalance:
S&P 500: +$3.5b
NASDAQ 100: +$2.6b

To give you an idea. I was the guy yesterday who ended the day at -93%.
It can fuck with your head at first. I asked myself:

is my strategy bad?

So today, I tested my strategy with two 590Cs. Didn’t change a thing. And sure enough, it worked.
Some days defy fundamentals and logic. And those are the days people will get liquidated. If you can’t actually feel the pulse, just don’t bother trading that day. If you can’t predict movement within the next two candles, don’t trade that day. It honestly might not be you, but it also could be that you’re not in the right headspace.

It will reverse. It did for me anyway.

gotta love how sp and all the others are green but the tech index only red

I'm gonna try and make this a major part of my strategy, but only swinging 5% of my account on it. Take the earnings from it and sock half away into more stable stocks. If I go bust, then I sell some stocks back to 95/5% split and start again.

Meta Platforms (META.NaE) is delaying the launch of its flagship "Behemoth" AI model due to concerns about its capabilities, the Wall Street Journal reported on Thursday, citing people familiar with the matter.

AI scam being exposed?

Oh no! not my fifteen dollars!

Captcha:DRR0T

Figured out why HIMS is being targeted by kikes, there's a Palestinian executive. Who's ready for an anti-Semitic short squeeze?

when i make money the market is being logical

why are you telling yourself you can predict the random walk when we both know that's not the case. if it was, you'd be rich.

damn as a eurocuck i don't even have options. literally no broker supports it and certainly not this turbo jewish stuff that you can create them out of thin air and sell them and shit

Palestinian executive

that's a made up race/country boss

when i make money the market is being logical

Yes.

Sell META, its gonna plunge during AH

:) be ready for a golden month

wtf was that

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

You retard interactive brokers let's you trade options I made 1k today get in on this

I lost everything and my deposit won't clear until next week. So, zero.

fucking miserable
should have listened to my heart and bought UNH puts yesterday

really? the signup process looks a bit intimidating.

Today: -0.90%
This Week: -0.96%
This Month: -0.76%
This Year: -43.92%

IBKR let me trade options

Sold a call just before that big spike. But it expires tomorrow and isn't in the money, so I'm not too worried about it. As far as I'm concerned today's a green day, theta will rape the call tomorrow and that's that.

Also had fun times trying 0dte scalping, didn't make much because didn't put much into it but definitely interested in trying it more.

:|

" Its intimidating im scared "

NGMI

today: +0.53%
week: +2.20%
month: +7.24%

made 600€ today, cant complain.

It's the most serious broker you can find. Also they don't do the KYC selfie bullshit. Super low fees as well.

up 17% today so far

Was up 30% yesterday but him shorts happened

Consolidated my longer term calls into shorter ones around today's peak and ended up a little red on paper. But I will be PRINTING once we're at 610

Is United Nigger Health speaking later?

Recycle this thread when you're ready

I need to diversify my portfolio base. I have 100 wdef and bought 100 novo nordisk. I'm thinking of the exv3 etf. I'm a eurofag so no SPY VOO etc, can't trade those. I'm also really glad I got into options instead of parking my 10 k capital in some gay all world etf, I made 3k in a month

Do not post in the embarrassing tripnigger's fucked up thread, thanks

I'd be -55% this year if I didn't buy crapto and quantum stocks so I feel you bro

As a europoor , its the best thing you could have in this shithole. Dont fall for degiSHIT

Today: 0.34%

Week: 4.24%

Month: 8.35%

Year: 13.53%

Added some more defensive stocks. Last month's stress test pointed out that I have too many cyclicals

Fuck your gay low effort tripfag bake

i lost all the profit from yesterday

HIMS closed above the 5ma despite all the shorting so here we go. Squeeze is on.

Today: -2.97%

Week: 42.59%

Month: 127.13%

Year: 66.29%

Added MRNA since it hit near its 52-week low.

why are people shorting it anyway? something happen this morning?

is it time to buy unh? shit looks bottomed

there's an executive that's "anti-semetic" plus bears think weight loss drugs are a fad and "its just up too much!"

because today was just supposed to be red

fidelity approved me for options trading

what should i do with this power

We need a crab pepe for boring as fuck markets like this

lose all your money

Yeah it's alright

i think so but maybe wait for it to settle?

Good week month and year. Just buying dips. Nothing fancy. I want a 400k folio then possibly transfer it all into some covered call ETFs or buy a rental property in the neighborhood

Join the SPY 0dtechads

i don't really even understand options. why does something worth pennies suddenly blast of to hundreds? even the leverage stuff doesn't bloat up like this even on a good day

I lost it all because I panic sold the bottom. If I had just held, I'd be doing a lot better

got out of stocks years ago

finally making money again at work

tempted to get back into it

remember I was constantly doing options and obsessing over everything to an unhealthy degree

I don't want to go back. But I don't want to not be making more money like I was. I just don't know bros.

stupid fucking newfag, read the fuck links in the OP boss

I mean what are you even doing with your money

If you didn't buy the dips this year you were just wasting money IMO

It's because each option represents 100 shares of the underlying. So they are quite literally levered "to the tits" as the kids say these days.

if you're obsessed and making money, it's fine. if you're obsessed and losing money, you're retarded.

whew you would think they cost a lot more like cfds do

Only within the past month I've been making the money back. I'm just afraid my gambling addiction will take over again and I'll start doing crazy shit with options. I'm also pretty sure I lost my day trading status since I've been inactive for quite some time, and I don't have enough capital to dump in and get it back.

because you’re basically buying stocks on leverage.

+0.19%

It was definitely both. Still turned a profit over all but I'd say I just got lucky a few times

Buying an options contract is basically telling people what you think a stock is worth and what you’d be willing to pay for it upon expiration.

You think a stock is worth $590 but nobody else does? You buy that contract for cheap because there is no demand for it.
Now, the closer to expiration you get and the stock closes in on 590? Everyone believes it now so people are buying contracts like crazy, so the price of the contract skyrockets. You sell yours and leave with crazy return.

Go ask any Ukrainian and they will tell you they surrendered years ago. Why the media is dragging it out I have no idea

Options that are ITM usually do. If you want to buy an in the money SPY option with any real amount of time on it that'll cost you $1000 or more usually.

It's the stuff that's deep OTM that skyrockets. With those, even if each share of the option only goes up a couple pennies because the base price of the option was so low because it was so OTM that can make the yield fucking insane.

There's a stat called 'delta' you can look up in your quote when you buy an option that describes how much $ per share the option goes up in value when the underlying goes up $1. Personally I don't like how they show it, I'd rather see a percentage delta, so I do a little math to convert it to 'what % the option goes up in value when the underlying goes up 1%'. In percent delta, in the money options are usually 25-40% gain for 1% from the underlying, slightly OTM options are 40-60%, and 0dtes are 150-300%.

Just dump it all in SOXL and forget about it.

SCHD scoop period is over

otm options are cheap for a reason. you’re basically gambling. most of those expire useless

Chegg bros... wdwd

If you're holding options to expiration then you're doing it wrong.

nice thanks. the numbers people claim here sound impressive but i have a feeling that pulling it off is a lot more difficult than it sounds. if there was a 1000x coming surely everyone would be on it and if you think you know the future price of a stock you should probably go get all that easy money from lotteries as well

It is stocks on leverage

Options are also a very quick way to lose money

I've always been bullish on energy.

-0.63%
At least I can find solace in the fact that I'm not the only retard here losing money while the S&P is green

Theyre perfect for small portfolios. If you have 200k$+ you can just buy shares that dont have expiration date

At least personally I've always found my best options plays are intraday, even if the option itself has a long expiration date. Options tend to be undervalued during dumps and overvalued during pumps, so if you can identify a dump that's about to turn into a pump you can snag a cheap option and turn it into big money. But if you hold an option overnight it loses value -- that's another greek in the trade ticket, theta. Every day an option loses its theta in value (more or less). So time is against you when trading options.

Pic related is what I traded today, literally like 5 minutes in the trade and had a 30% return on it. I don't know how I can explain it but I could feel that plunge was gonna turn into a V, didn't know how long it would last so I didn't end up sitting the whole rise out, but still, more than enough.

You really think this pump lasts long enough to just hold?

I am also highly frustrated by this

BREAKING: Michael Burry has sold every stock in his portfolio except for a new position in Estee Lauder, $EL.

Most people posting double digit gains are doing in on tiny sums. A double digit gain for me would be $100k+.

He was paid ALOT of money to tweet "sell" and actually sell his stock.

all just market manipulation.

with indexes do you think this is safer than say getting one of those certificates or turbos which you can also get for cheap and have some 20x leverage but if you have a crab day their advantage is that they wont lose value. your worries there will be spread if you want to get out of a bad trade and also the hard stoploss set by the issuer which if met means you just flushed your money down the toilet

bottom signal, burry is always wrong

there's definitely more green than red days for semis in the foreseeable future. uae, china markets opening up.

SOXL is a bumpy ride though i would personally siphon gains along the way but holding it right now isn't a bad idea.

UNH is above its market open :/

There's no point in a stoploss on a trade like that. You buy, then immediately set up a trade limit to market sell, and you hold your finger over the submit button until it's time to sell.

If it goes against you you want to immediately sell. You could lose 10-20% right there. But when you hit you can land 20-50%. It really comes down to if you can see the movement coming. Also, I don't buy until I see confirmation that the trend has reversed -- the moment the upwards part of the U is confirmed then I buy. Sometimes it Z's and I get fucked, but other times it's a win.

Safe is definitely not the right word for it. But it can work.

HCA alone he made like 25% on his investment

Estee Lauder

gay boi

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY CANT I BE RICH FASTER
I JUST WANT TO BE 6 FIGURE BEFORE THE ECONOMIC COLLAPS

The gays have money, don't need to feed kids.

too busy spending money on condoms to avoid AIDS and taking meds for AIDS

heh and then theres retard me holding overnight. if i happen to get it right the gains can be significant since nowdays so much happens in the jew hours

your golden manlet

I think Trump is 6'0" tho

Jim Cramer Calls Constellation Brands a “Very Big Disappointment”

Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway exits Citigroup and doubles its stake in Constellation Brands

I know what I'm buying tomorrow.

it's still like 3.9% which is good but damn over 4% is so nice
I'm back to SCHD/SCHY split

if you ever ask yourself "how much more can it fall?" - just sell

anon i...

and then it goes up tomorrow

Where is that shitty tay spammer? Did the mods finally ban him for avatar fagging?

Why not schg

what are the divvies like for these? I can't find it for some reason.

all I care about is dividend growth
and for whatever reason SCHD is king in America
It's genuinely quite boring how good it is
It's consistently over 3% but usually over 3.5%
SCHY is the international version so it gets a premium to 4% usually

SOUNigger appears for the first time in a while

stock falls

Kek

The fact that the dividend increased 17% during covid is fucking insane levels of bullshit

No one's using the tripfag thread.

SCHD having competitive of higher yield than high yield dividend etf's while also growing faster and more consistently than dividend appreciation etf's is a no brainer

Get rekt

who?

let me just pay a metric assload of taxes

why

that's because everyone is gay and likes to watch cartoons boss

Amazon has to go up tomorrow, right? A nearly 3% drop can't be normal. Again, nothing is, but big companies tend to have some semblance of normalcy. I usually buy at -2 and sell at +2 from the biggest business to get little but safe and sure money.

Buffet and friends pivoting from a major credit market player to a consumer defensive

2008-tier crash incoming.

Looks like the ghetto lottery EV is going up. What should I short/long?

I need QQQ to open above like 540 tomorrow or else i am legit ngmi

new baker needed

why are you guys so fucking poor tho?
seriously. it’s like a bunch of homeless people got together and thought they could give wall street a fucking run for their money

I bought more today. Seems like it’s lagging and need to catchup to other big tech.

Correct!
Have a (You)!

RECYCLE RECYCLE
RECYCLE PLEASE

Fuck no. Someone bake a proper thread when we're on page 8.

it does, and it fills you with hope so you don't sell... next day it falls more, and you tell yourself it's not that bad and it can't go any lower...

What the fuck logic is that, if you search smg in the catalog, it's in that thread's subject, are you being a bitch over some links?

The idiot that posted it constantly spams threads without links. Fuck him. Bake a proper thread when we hit page 8, there's no reason to bake the moment we hit 300 posts like that faggot does and then fucks it up.

He's the type of a faggot spamming

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On youtube

new bread

he hasn’t seen The Big Short™