/smg/ - Stock Market General

the embarrassing faggot baked wrong again edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

what are the prediction for today? Is this the big one? or will retard pump momentum keep us going?

iz da bloody joos, innit?

Has powell spoken yet, not an amerilard

Yeah he spoke an hour ago

Yes, but it was a completely meaningless speech. He was just giving opening remarks at a research conference, nothing of import was said.

he just said he was going to fly over to your country to fuck your mother and your father in the ass. Personally, i think this is pretty bullish.

based split thread baker

J Powell is a stupid nigger

Based bake

We close green today. Check em.

rolling

Crab day again. Fuck me, I think I'll hold onto all my qqq and pltr puts and wait til tomorrow.

It's true, it'll be green by the end of the day.

just lost $3k on AMD. i always lose money on AMD. ALWAYS. why the fuck do i keep buying it

he bought Advanced Money Destroyers

kek

It's over.

Lmaoooo msty owners have income for life while mstr fags have to liquid their assets for profit lmaooo

i just bought soxl too. lmao

BABA bros.... It's over.

If i bought the tech top, and I'm leveraged, what am i in for? Can it go back up?

My best performing stock today is Mitsubishi. Buffett was right again.

unh

You're going to make it.

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got triple fucked in the first half hour

rolling for red (pls)

Holy shit, it got luigi'd

Market dumps for weeks

instant sharp gigareversal

no time to think about buying or closing shorts

market pumps for weeks

builds a plateau

you have days to think about selling

also time to think about shorting but will probably pump anyways

If it fell it means it's an even bigger buy so you should get even more leveraged

united is in deep deep shit, luigi was right

sold unh before market open where it tanked 10% more

Phew...

Luigi (if it was him) was probably a paid assassin or government killer because of that fraud stuff that they reveal now after time has passed so nobody gets suspicious as to why the CEO got killed shortly before an investigation

I was thinking of DCA'ing but I'm scared...

US May NAHB housing market index 34 vs 40 expected

Ayooooooooo

*ATTENTION*
just bought 0DTE puts

Thank you for your sacrifice.

YOU SOLD THE BAD NEWS PUMP

Thank you for your service

safed

Ouch. Im sorry.
Buying a SPY 588C

red days are not allowed

actual real thread

you fucker.

no links

tripfag

fuck off retard

Sorry, I don’t mind you, but I’m staying here.

How do I profit from retarded tripfags in /smg/?

Explain to me how buying uvix or uvxy when it's low and just waiting for a pop to sell is a bad idea

long Anon Babble passes

stinky green SPY pump brewing

instantly replymogged the embarrassing tripfaggot's thread and he has to double dose validation both here on Anon Babble and on Anon Babble to cope

I'm almost getting tired of winning

decay

Didn’t buy the calls.
Honestly might sit out today due to powells presser

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First Solar shot up almost 50% on me and I didn't even realize lol. I also have no idea why. Just wondered why my 'folio looked so fat.

DCKS getting dicked. This was so obvious if you've been in one recently. They've drastically reduced their selection while also increasing prices bigly. I had to get a new pair of cleats, and it took me forever because they had so little available and even less in my average foot size.

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no, they're buying footlocker boss

Why? He didn't say anything.

why the fuck would you buy AMD when NVIDIA is involved with AI and Saudi

Welp, it was nice while it lasted

stinky green SPY pump brewing

Where?
Every high has gotten rejected HARD. People are spooked. Still above VWAP, which is a good sign. Wait a bit to buy anything, IMO

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he didn’t really say anything tho

Footlocker is an even bigger piece of shit.

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that's why it's going down boss

My bad, not trading today so I don’t have the TV on.

already in nvda. with the saudi news and earnings speculation its a no brainer. as far as amd, i thought this stock buy back would have some more fucking momentum but i was wrong. live and learn.

I bought novo nordisk. What am I in for.

We need another episode of Bessent borderline crying, grasping for words on live TV for another poomp.
I kind of feel bad, he evidently went through a wringer during those negotiations haha

Dividend Chad's stay winning on down days

on palantir with*

Theres 0 volatility
I unironically miss the trump dump days

Have been casually doing stocks for 1 year so far, how am I doing? Should I rev it up and put more in?

Still hanging onto the UNH call. I believe in the 2big2fail too much to think it won't see recovery to near-ATH over time.

Forgot pic

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Massive cope

Got FUCKED by my meme gold mining company so now looking at UNH. I want to buy in but maybe one should wait out the fraud memery first

always put 100% of your net worth into the stock market to maximize gains. Worrying about risk is for pussies.

I am surprised that nobody has tried creating an Trump-themed index fund and running ads on Fox. There's a fund centered around Catholic values, so why not one centered around right-wing politics?
DJT
TSLA
FOX
NMAX
MCD
KO
And more.

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This is literally a rerun of 565 THOUGH

History will decide. Big entrenched companies usually stay propped up through means like government bailout or otherwise.

maybe wait until the lawsuit gets settled?

bought $200 put for 5/23

I pulled the trigger already so I'll just live with my decisions and the red PnL.

tumblin' down tumblin' down tumblin' dooOOOoown

any shot WMT goes green by EOD?

Ubishart down 20% today

Unironically bought a cheeky position

Who to look to invest in if i want dividends?

VOO (sell shares whenever you want dividends).

unironically ZIM
or if you’re a yieldmax guy, WNTR because MSTR is about to fall off a cliff

oof wtf

I hope soxl baggies sold

HIMS down 20% from last week.

Might want to buy this small dip. I am up 5% still. Shoulda sold at 25%

I'm only up 9% over the past year just for reference. I'm all in stocks & crypto. Maybe 5% in cash.

I'm a simple man. I see red, I slurp.

MSTR is about to fall off a cliff

Why

Dividends honestly do not matter. Dividends come out of the price of a stock/etf, so it's really just moving money around. Dividends can sometimes make sense for a business if they don't believe they can reinvest the money into themselves, but they make zero sense on ETFs.

The only thing that matters for a stock is total returns. Buy stocks with good total returns and you make money. Buy stocks with bad total returns and you lose money, even if those stocks pay you dividends. Dividends just move money around, they don't generate it from nothing.

I don't understand why people are dropping their dicks over getting involved with feet. Like look faggot you were holding dicks and now there are feet involved it's like omg i'm out boss.

look at the mstr chart for the past 10 minutes mate

Maybe insiders know btc is about to dump?

Rivian might be going on a run. VW stock purchases begin today

I made so much money off Hims yesterday, I hope it hits 100 by the end of the year

that stock killed billions so be careful.

[spoiler]I slurped today as well.[/spoiler]

Just bought himz

Yeah, I am holding for the summer. I expect their weight loss drugs to sell like hotcakes for the summer bod

Didn't buy yesterday because I wanted a pullback

Pullback comes

Not buying anything because it's falling too fast

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Do you all think that's it for them, or there's a hcance they will come back from this? I've been only a couple months into trading as a casual, I have not seen such a catastrophic collapse in such a small time window before.

buying Ubishart

They are one miss away from bankruptcy

Here's a transcipt of Jerome's speech today

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

Black Betty sold some bonds, bam-ba-lam

The damn market gone wild, bam-ba-lam

Said, "It weren't none of mine," bam-ba-lam

The damn Yen gone blind, bam-ba-lam

I said, oh, Black Beepis, bam-ba-lam

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

Just got off the phone with my rabbi
We are commencing a dump in 3 minutes

I sold some calls.
You're welcome.

Very sematic market atm

Surely UNH is an easy double from here

are you guys getting paid to shill unh? wtf is going on? that shit is going nowere

Why would anybody buy puts in this market? lol

Yeah a few shills out today, ignore them

Just because something's cheap doesn't mean it's a bargain. Be careful what you buy.

I bought a soxl call today

There's this idea that they have fallen so much that if they miraculously survive the shitstorm the pump will be insane. I myself I'm somewhat reluctant about that, but I've had at least three ''surely it can't go lower'' moments regarding them this last week, so I think I'm going to sit this one out.

CRWV green

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As the anons above said, I'd hold off on buying until the lawsuit settles. I'm on board with the idea it'll bounce back in the upcoming months, though.

Got in at 588 for 5/16 at 1.75 lmao what are you guys waiting for

When is the doom inflation happening?

fuck the faggot who told me to buy PLUG 2 days ago

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Up over 5% now. The little schizo stock that could.

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Kek baggie , imagine buying HIMS at the literal top

? Im already up 7% from when i said that.

Just found out ally invest doesn't send you a 1099 for dividend income under 600. Just threw 6k into JEPI that should cover my cell phone bill for the rest of my life

Can't tell if it goes up in spite or because of inflation

alright hold up i way over slept someone please fill me in ASAP

We are still legally required to report it as income.

It's up 12 dollars since then, nice one. Biz is allergic to generational bottoms I guess.

We

Well I do. You can do what you want.

footlocker missed earnings

+85%

N

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Fuck off kike

What just happened?

We are legally required to not speed, 85% of us still do.

my stonks went up, then down, now crabbing

Had to sacrifice 6 of my 50 calls to get that pump going
You're all very welcome

And we expect the consequences of a speeding ticket on occasion.

we're in the green

god-bless whichever one of you retards just bought puts.

bobos getting stopped out

Rudderless company rampant with fraud

No thanks. You might be able to make some money off the dead cat bounce, but doesn't feel like it's worth the risk.

Takeover bid agreed at $24 per share

It is a minor position that I intend to sell during the eventual correction. I don't have faith in their future or anything.

Thank for being a real one

Mumu plus covered call Chad's win again

i just fat fingered a trade

every single day must be green

My big short just got liquidated. Guys the top is in, only down now until i open another short

WTF WAS THAT

Bought SPY 590Cs on this dip

.5% // $250 up for doing virtually nothing
I like stocks

Say it with me, "Thank you, President Donald J. Trump!"

I should have waited until *after* earnings to buy WMT calls

Next year. Why are people so impatient?

For a lot?

Why didn't you buy when it was $10 less a share? I bought puts and got wrecked. Figured tariffs would hurt a company with 60% Chinese goods, but the market is full of retards.

So, was the pump MMs just unhedging? I saw people buy a lot of puts after open

No I lost $13

There is one, but it performs like shit. Ticker is MAGA

the market is full of retards

If the last 2 months didn't beat this into your head, you might be a retard yourself.

SPY IS GOING TO 590 TODAY

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WMT is down

Somehow TGT is pumping.

My 86 6/16 puts are still holding in there i guess. send help. What a clown world

That's a relief. Did your fat fingers save you from a bigger loss?

just found out what Cash Wash is

Whoops

I had puts until a few days ago, sold them for a meager profit and bought a 104 call for next week

I'm going to hold SOXL long term.

Trips says do it. It’s down like 50% YTD. Get it cheap

I wonder if it's to late to buy now

Famous last words...

Why isn’t AMZN getting any love?
Is it bezover?

You should gamble with 0DTE options instead it's safer

you really should just use it for swing-trading. I'm pretty sure that's what that one cosplay avatar-fag did, and he got 100+% ytd by April (or so he said at least).

SOXL LITERALLY has to go back up. Consult the chart.

this unironically

just let a single day be red holy shit

was there news or did everything just pump simultaneously on no news

why not tqqq instead?

hmmm should i sell crwv

t. baggie

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT
THERE IS NO RESISTANCE UNTIL 610

no news is good news.

Trump talked on his plane but literally said nothing. He is landing in UAE. My only guess

Why are losers mad they missed out on a generational bottom with soxl when it was at 8.50?

But there was bad news with housingjust doesn't matter. Americans will pay and suffer and the market will flourish. The more they suffer, the better.

Very sematic market

Because bears never shut the fuck up and were constantly saying it would reverse split and it gets into the heads of weak willed individuals such as I.

very schizophrenic market

Trump bashes Tim Cook on stage while promoting other tech companies

AAPL turns green

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also says he doesn't want Tim Cook to only have factories in America

There's no way boomers actually believe this

I’m not a boomer and I believe it
Trump WON
DEAL WITH IT

Whoever told me to load up on rvian calls, thank you

what is it like being retarded economically AND socially AND a tranny?

The market checked

Rivian deserves to succeed desu. Cant wait to buy an r2

tranny calling me a tranny

you LOST
GO BACK

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So what did he win?

Whoever said "50 minuted to buy GAMB" fuck you.

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Why do you have pictures of reddit saved to your computer, tranny nigger?

Why do retards believe china is anything other than an insect shit hole that 110% depends on the US for weekly survival. They have no cards. Tell me a single card china has they can play. They dont.

i feel like the only way to trade is to trade the opposite of what news would suggest

Stupid nigger told me i was dumb for buying himz now im up 15% in an hour

No, they kept me from making money

That's not true, a China man could eventually post better bait than you

The news just change their narrative anyways. Last time everybody focused on control group for retail which was good number. This time control group retail missed, even negative - silence.

Trump getting the UAE, Qatar, and Saudi military's to play our national anthem in their nations while giving us trillions of dollars

no wonder its pumping

I am making good bank from the pumps and I want to park my money in a gay etf. I already have 100 wdef shares which is awesome but I'm looking to diversify. I need around 1,5 k play money for options

if they keep lowering the ai bar by training and open sourcing ai models that you can run on an average gaming pc, the ai charade will fail
qwen and r1 are already more than capable to do anything an average person needs from ai, but they can be uncensored and run locally without surveillance, the charade keeps going only because an average retardo is too dumb to set it up (you need to copy paste 10 commands into the terminal instead of filling 10 fields to register an openai account, an insurmountable hurdle for a retardo)

bro the saudis rolled out a mcdonalds just for trump they love him

Saudi's realized they were absolute fucking ass at investing so they are just pulling a boglehead and putting money into America

MLGO shill who is losing money here
anyone shorting it or nah

It's an insect shithole with nukes

Time to put on your lead underwear

Woah, 15%?
Cool

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anyone buying the united healthcare dip?

Should I buy UNH? They'll get bailed out, right?

Bots?

Bots or not, pretty sketchy

the unh shilling in here is a bit suspicious desu

Not yet but I'm thinking I start laddering in in 2026. This is basically a regean rerun except it was a tarrif shock instead of rate shock. Back then healthcare underperformed for 2 years after the shock then became value and overpreformed

Why would they get bailed out? There's plenty of other health insurers to take their place.

Plus the earnings are still great even if the government fines them half a billion.

Okay 1 decent response.
Nukes are kinda outdated threat. No one will ever use those things. Its just not worth it.
Eventually the leadership of china will bail on the rest of the country and consolidate power in a small region. They cant do shit.
The US will eventually starve them and force them to trade nukes for necessary resources or something

Luigi what did you do

UNH

Nobody is unh shilling in this thread retards. Asking if a company that dropped 60% is worth buying is common, redditors!

Its undervalued now. All they need is a CEO that isnt shit. They arent going out of business.
Shorts piling on, sometime in the short term is probably a great time to buy.
If they get some awesome CEO it could moon. Im definitely keeping an eye on it

I mean yeah it is a juicy target but they are in a massive fucking crisis on top of fraud allegations. You might as well flip a coin at this point in time.

what is happening to UNH is what I thought would happen to TSLA. if only I had bet against UNH instead

Still ~8% down from my ath but ready to get back to posting in these threads now. Last time I posted we were still on Anon Babble. Still haven't sold anything

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Why the fuck is webull 12 dollars. What an undervalued company. Buying RIGHT NOW!

Got jewed so hard on walmart it's insane

how does one get excited for a new healthcare ceo
his only options to increase value for investors is to find new and novel ways to deny coverage and stall for time

They hold the card of having literally almost all manufacturing.

justify this month long pumping without a single red day?

Lmao i bought that shit fucking around a few days ago and forgot about it. I lost $400 wtf

just bought a 5/30 SPXS $5.5 call.

I have consistently lost money on my option trades so expect SPY to hit ATH by the end of the month

I mean cards in terms of having some kind of actual ability to try and negoiste with the US. Their manufacturing exists at our pleasure. So it isnt really something to use against us. Sure it sure to have it elsewhere but china cant use it against us either.

Sucks*

Short term undervalued, but long term is much less certain. The PR damage is real and will cost them. It'll be harder to recruit and everyone is now aware that UNH claims get denied more so they will look like a budget health plan that competitive businesses will want to avoid if they want to attract top talent.

no need to justify just act retarded like the market

healthcare companies are interchangeable, there's no reason to pick one over the other besides vibes and established reputation
if notoriety makes them lose clients - they're not coming back without major discounts that they can't afford
it's over

Bots?

Can bots pick any winners for swing traders?

I saw some schizo on twitter with like 2k followers advertise buying hims for like 2 months saying its undervalued ect even when it was dropping. Turns out he was right, wtf

Right? I said to buy hims' dip. Easy short

Schizo trading confirmed bullish

If you were fast enough, you coulda bought april 29th when they established that partnership. I think they were $40 at the time

This is greatly underestimating the ability of your average American to afford healthcare. UNH existed prior to Luigi because they are the budget offering for a number of companies out there that just barely comply with providing healthcare. Those companies will still use UNH, and will tell you to suck it up. That's completely ignoring the politicization of Luigi and Trump's willingness to do whatever the serpent whispers in his ear.

Abbiamo vegliato una notte
la notte dei cento e più mesi
sognando quei giorni d'ottobre,
quest'alba dei giovan'ungheresi.

Ricordo che avevi un moschetto
su portalo in piazza, ti aspetto,
nascosta tra i libri di scuola
anch'io porterò una pistola.

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gap fill to the upside incoming.
why on earth would you short this company? its never going to run out of customers and no one is going to cut back on hair loss treatment and weight loss drugs because of tariffs or a bad economy.

Should I buy a hims call?

whats going on rn?

That may be so, but customers will now have better leverage with UNH and that will cost them.

no you should buy UNH calls boss.

Not sure I agree famalam. Losing the US market would hurt but there's still the rest of the planet.

yeah, retarded bobos keep shorting it when its close to its pre-tariff ATH. Probably has a 40% SI right now.

wait for another 100% and then buy
why do you chase price?

Dem really be Boeing for 2025?

Possibly, but the idea that they're going to go bankrupt as a company over this is overblown. They're a cockroach-tier company that survives because you have no other option, and I doubt any other healthcare company will go out of their way to get the customers that UNH appealed to at the cost of their own reputation.

so anyways as I was asking before I got banned, is 70k still the going market rate for a nigger?

Nah they are done, gonna need at least 2 quarters to recover

the rest of the planet is impoverished niggers

for the love of god just let one fucking day be red

Why loser. You a loser so you want everyone else to be? Loser. Only losers bet against success.

yeah that day was 3 months ago

Sadly I had just payed off a debt so I couldn't take advantage of it

SOXL SISTERS WE BOUT TO LAUNCH BACK TO GREEN

why? we had a whole month of it

we had 2 fucks days of it

the v shaped recovery was planned

Bros

your puts are fucked right?

no, im stuck in SOXS with all time low after all time low after all time low

I hate you so god damn much its unreal

doesn't matter, market is recovering from tariff mania and wants to continue the bull run

Out of curiosity, I checked how it went because it's true it feels like we've been pumping forever. Which is basically the truth.

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starting to short sp500 now

hides the $ amount

impressive! ;)

they're not their hostages and the vibes are very important: a few employees asking execs "why do we get healthcare from a notorious company", an exec using this opportunity to get either a discount on the next contract or gain reputation by satisfying employee demands, and poof they lose more money either way
not saying they won't dig themselves out of this eventually, but in the nearest trem they'll get fucked in the ass by everyone who has a dick

This unnatural retail fueled rally is definitely shaking my confidence in the market. Slowing selling bits of anything with high p/e and very tempted to short.

yeah

Never bet against the USA, gaybear

Woah 123%
Amatuerish

I'm not saying I don't agree, but I'm putting money towards them being just fine and coming out of all of this without a scratch.

We're definitely due for another bear trap.

I dont care if you call me retarded.
Im going to trade spx options 30min before close. Even if it burns all my money.
What kind of stars need to align for me to predict if we will get huge MOC imbalances?
I was thinking of looking at VWAP and buying puts if its above and calls if below.

UMAC baggies
we ain't gonna make it

Can't wait to see HIMS shorts kill themselves, pure midwit seethe that America won't stop using weight loss drugs.

buy spy

do NOTHING

make money

why do you faggots even bother with options and individual stocks. most of you (90%+) lose money on it anyway.

I think there's still a bit of strength if the market real wants to and i there are good news, or rather tweets. Reposting an interesting graph from the previous thread.
I feel as much uncomfortable NOT being invested as being invested in times of extreme greed, so I won't go "That's it, I'm selling everything". But I'll deleverage myself bits by bits starting from now.
The bigass dip last month served as a reminder that I'm probably a tad too leveraged, and the first half of April made me age 3 years instantly.

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I told you fags Blormpf banned selling.

Becausr after all, why wouldn't it just keep going up by 0.5-3% per day in perpetuity? It just makes sense.

nah i'm smart enough to flip 10 bucks to a milllion in an afternoon I just got to get the hang of it and slip past the jews. I'm retiring at 25, I can live a modest comfortable life off 20 million in divvy stocks

is UNH seriously rebounding to $270? thought this was dead cat

Market is basically at extreme greed right now, everything is getting picked up.

It could dump at open tomorrow

Thanks for your sacrifice

I told everyone to buy calls , I don't know why these stupid fucks hate making money boss.

So much for America first. Throwing your domestic drone market under the bus LMAO

Fast

185 km/h

Gets scrambled by E/W all the time

Accuracy of hundreds of meters

Vids of WW2 AA shooting these down

Sigh, this is why you dont have never-served Presidents (Trump, Obama, Biden).

why are you dumbfucks so dam poor?
it’s literally not that hard to make money

Enlighten me

Bought a hims 56 call. I better not regret this

If you look at the cnn fear and greed index, the only metrics not at extreme greed are because they look back 50 and 125 days.

nasdaq from minus to +0.50

everything i have is in the red today

Literally what the shit is even pumping?!?!

Shorts are out of steam and the market is rebounding, the temper tantrum is over and its ready to pump again.

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU

Btw since no major news today and norhing else tomorrow can we expect more gains tomorrow and no correction

My dick is pumping to k-on! snuff porn

I'm throwing this one more time in here, make of that what you will. Bullish or bearish, who cares. It's the highest core PPI in months. Actually, years, going back to 2023 it' never hit 4%.

Yeah it's printing already

This but unironically

Can I just go all in on Nivdia? It's the only thing going good for me. I just want to keep on buying it.

And PCE will also be revised up. I looked into what has been revised up and they are PCE components.

Lol
Just tell your brokerage you want a refund bro

45% chance of a recession

IN OTHER WORDS WE ARE MOST LIKELY NOT GETTING A RECESSION RISK ON GOGOGOGOGO BUY BUY BUY BUY

Why is NVDA so underpriced rn?

it just goes up and up and up for no reason until the end of time

Man i love that artist.

I made 166% profit on my SPY 590C
Might buy a 591C, but feel like I should just take the W

Bears LOST

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i seriously hope you have more than me if you're being that cocky (im a neet btw)

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You have a typo shitter
Its overvalued as fuck

What i don't understand is how the fuck does that work? Almost everything is red:

apple red

amazon red (-2%)

google red

meta red

even fucking tesla red

And the stuff that is not red is is in the +0.2 to +0.3 range (msft, nvda, avgo).
No idea how the index is +0.5%.
With jews you lose

what did you buy at

Yeah, I also look at those companies and I can't figure out how the NDX is almost at ATH with so many of them below their ATH.

WHY ARE WE DUMPING AAAAAAAAAA

We're dumping?

Exactly what i looked up and dont understand
At least someone understood me

how do you all have 6+ figure accounts?

t. daydreaming bobo

I would edit this guy into a bobo if I wasn't lazy.

idk, I've been trading for 5 years and am still down 30k. I'd like to know how anyone makes money at all.

Lots of smaller corps in NASDAQ are heavily green today. The whole bottom right corner is around +3%.

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slickcharts.com/sp500
Green starts at #10 and really intensifies after 50 or so.

I'm pretty much FNGB, UPRO, NVDL, MSFT and GOOGL, depositing $100k more cash in the next 3-5 months and plan on buying FNGB

Hello mister larry fink
Cant you buy more coinbase with the money you stole from the government ? We are dumping
Thx

I have the stomach flu and I can't stop dumping logs

I'm a late 30s boomer and have been investing since college.

Mommy and daddy
(In my case, my wife is a trust fund baby)

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spy 600 eow

Fuck jewflix

Doubt it. Let’s see how the afternoon holds up at 590

I shorted this shit twice now and it's still going up. Whop the fuck is buying at this point?

Bought 2 BTC relatively early and took my profit at 50k, still glad I did

at what point is it trump’s economy or is it still biden’s economy

It's over.

Green = Trump
Red = Biden

Yields are also turning

You're confusing the Economy with the Stock Market boss

people selling bonds

We're about to see another stock pump.

Feds

just bought another UNH put for 5/30 after liquidating my TSLZ shitpile

because people are selling them for stocks. even foreign banks are doing it

new bread

how so? It went down since the tariffs with China. This is the best time to buy NVDIA. Especially since the new tariffs favor it and Saudi Arabia is getting 18k chips from them.

Easily $400 end of the year

How's your folio doing, gaylord?

Captcha: NGA4DG, niggas for dollar general?

amd is back to normal