/smg/ - Stock Market General

They as in "these companies" or to be more precise "the owners of these companies and also the workers"

What am I supposed to use other than "they"? "We" even though I'm not part of it?

I never feel comfortable buying bull ETFs, only bear ones even though they perform way worse. Idk why. I can't win like this.

My small business is doing great, I voted for this, and I ain't even mad boss.

SOUN btw

The big companies are more efficient, I will not romanticise the economy

He’s a pessimist at heart your honour

best tip is dont forget to sell after a highrise and buy back in later for cheaper again.

Almost at extreme greed

You LOST bobo

You don’t need to worry about pronouns if you just say thank you

Mumina canonically has M cup breasts, the OP image is slanderous

I thought the meta was to buy high and sell low, I'll keep it in mind thanks.

It's over. Bulls lost.

Inb4 every smg general will have suicide hotline link in OP

The SPY is going down on such little volume, it tells me that Trump is about to tweet something mean, and make us fall. For this reason I'm out boss.

bulls definitely won the battle
but will they get a new SPY ATH?

ETOR

lunch hour shakeout means bulls lost

Retard

I think I need to quell my greed and be more realistic. So from here on out I'll stop chasing the giga pumps and always put a trailing stop loss if a stock goes above 10% gain. Several 10% quickly build up but it feels so little at the time.

What about Milfina?

He mad

you niggas think the bear market is dead or is this just a stretched dead cat bounce and the worst has yet to come

All bear ETFs will trend toward zero. Just buy SOXL and come back in 3 months.

I think I just lost money, so I'm going to break something on my desk boss.

Anon Babble told me not to buy ETOR

I missed the pump

Your hand would be nice, but if your desks are like your wall I have low hopes.

She's wearing so many clothes that she might as well be muslim with the amount she's covering.

etoro lists

no one can buy

instantly pumps 40% at noon when trading becomes available

FUCK
They saw how webull was a stealth launch, they're not gonna let me get in early now.

biz told me to not play roulette and bet on red

the roulette rolled red

If I would've known what the market would do in a month I wouldn't be shitposting with you niggers
I'd be laying on the beach of my private island with a hot model on each side

It's over doubled the past month and I'd be too worried about a correction after buying in

She should be called burkina because she's basically a woman in a burka with the amount she's covering.

C'mon Xi, announce a 10 trillion dollar investment into America infrastructure over the next 4 years.

Woah, its jimmy two times

MARGIN CALL THE BOBOS! I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT MAKES US GO HIGHER JUST KEEP GOING HIGHER BOSS!!!!

the S&P will get a +10% 1 minute bar

you niggas think the bear market is dead or is this just a stretched dead cat bounce and the worst has yet to come

Every single leftoid bear thesis has been so thoroughly and utterly blown the fuck out that all that is left is now "the line went up, it must come down because of gravity".
Which means the market will probably correct in 2 weeks anyway, which it better, because I want another buying opportunity.

I dont get why people are so obsessed with breasts. Face is way more important. Any fat black girl can get big boobs but you need superior gene to look like European elf

I never said face isn't important. But big breasts are distinctly a white people thing anways, there's definitely some overlap between girls with big honkers and girls with cute faces on account of that

Chinese e-commerce platforms are offering discounts of up to $351 on Apple's latest iPhone 16 models as online retailers increasingly vie for cost-conscious consumers in a slowing economy. More here reut.rs/45boBdj

It's basically all Tech today that is pumping

he posted it again

If there is a correction you can buy more. Semis are not going away and demand will only grow. Tariff meme war is over. It’s time to buy, Bobo.

GOOG up 4%

Glad I bought 2 days ago

I need more aliens.

crab

Damn I'm getting absolutely fucked today

they boughted

attempt to short market because of TA

Trump speaks and the market pumps regardless

buy calls today to finally hop on the trend

crabs and starts declining

i hate this market so much

do the divvies from O count as qualified once you've held for a year?

attempt to short market because of TA

how does it feel to be sub-80 IQ?

Lunchtime algo flush. Nothing more.

>attempt to short market because of TA

you get what you fucking deserve

What bearish TA did you see?

attempt to short market because of TA

very cool

female bull

scissors

mumubros...

if youre "finally" hopping on a trend, keep a tight stop and stay close to the exit. show us the TA anon

all of the gains, eaten by losses from BRK... the value investing meme is dead... fundamentals tongue my anus, invest in companies that scream the loudest

I bought some soxl calls for next week am I FUCKED

You're probably okay but theta gang gonna rape you, should've just gone with shit&piss or soxx or something

Why didnt you buy himz bros you coulda been up 300% in the last month

Its a REIT, They will never be qualified

Someone needs to tell Trump the Dow is red, and he needs to say something on X boss.

it just dumped pretty hard, it will either poomp again
if it carries on dumping, it will poomp tonight or tomorrow

Why don't ETFs keep their prices updated? They literally have one job

I'm T. A. Bobocus

Buy fubo tv its hitting 10 in the next year bros

y'know, now that i look at the chart after its all said and done, i realized i exited the trades too early and tried to short too late.

Am I being too greedy holding my puts? I was at 30% gain and didnt sell, now its going between 5 and 10% instead

I was just curious what patterns you saw and on what timeframe
There's triple bearish divergence, possibly forming quadruple, on the monthly RSI in the last decade that suggests total mumu death after this retard rally, is that what you saw?

from experience, yes. dump them before they turn into a 10% loss

I was considering buying at 25$ but insiders sold and it dumped hard so I noped out. I got rekt on coinbase before, bought calls and saw that insiders dumped but I thought its no big deal so I held and got acked.

Shoutout to the guy who helped convince me not to buy MRK. Holy fuck.

any TSLZ bagholders coping?

bagholder of a leveraged bear etf

my sides

i was zoomed in too much to realize my mistakes. from the bottom back in april onward, i was certain that these pumps were just relief rallies. the price reached a previous resistance line and i was sure it would go down again, but around those times thats when Trump would post about deals. and the market would just break that resistance. i kept denying it and was sure that it would break the next day or thereafter.

we have bagholders of leveraged bull etfs here (soxl)

are we really just gonna crab the entire day

ctrl+f IXHL

No Results

Yeah you're fucking useless boss.

At least its diversified

Putting my soxl at a 10% trailing stop loss now

Watch out you might wake the soxl baggy schizo

what in the god damn... probably too late to buy but that's crazy.

Value investing was never real. Warren is just an insider trader and the government let him do it

after 2 nice day, 1 crab is in

its a crab inside a crab inside a crab lol

Yeah thats fucking tough. It seems like the only people who make money with TA use it on very long (multi-year) or very short (intra-day) timespans, in between that you get fucked if you try to rely on anything but absolute basics like RSI, VWAP, etc

based Kaorinposter

people who make money with TA

are these people with us in the room?

Kaorin is gay, and thus probably not good at picking stocks

Me
There was an absence of TA indicating I should sell, so i did not sell, i have made money so far today

I held for a bit more and sold for +25% gain
I think this will be a red day but I don't want to risk a tweet fucking me over again
Like says I also see a bearish divergence right now which is why I opened puts to begin with

i see people do it sometimes but even if accurate news can cancel it anytime

Missed the ETOR pump

Got in late

Now it's crashing

Wtf wft wtf

Nice to Hold some covered call ETFs for the days like today but over the 30 year long run you'll make less vs just dumping more into an index

what do you guys think of tsmc

get puts and watch it repump

yes everyone get puts

I always misread it as tsmt

I've been trying to build good karma by subscribing to small Youtube channels even when their content isn't particularly amazing. Been performing better in the market ever since. Highly recommend this strat.
You're supposed to be in and out with that shit
like with NMAX. You'd better pray that it turns into CRWV 2.0. It is causing HOOD to tank after all.

EARNINGS PLAY
Buy CRWV Reddit BUY BUY BUY
Lockup period doesn’t expire until September
Jensen owns $250million worth of shares
fidelity CEO owns 9% of the shares

You guys are turning me into a Panican. Are these safe?

Woah, dont spend that all in one place, mr moneybags

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN NOW
WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY THIS TIME

WHAT WAS THAT

Until the last 30 minutes where some crazy shit happens

-0.05%

Why was my post just obliterated and not posted? wtf is going on in this shit hole

and now we pump back up yeah? or are they gon let it crash. donald would never let that happen!

mm's shaking out pussies and fags. nothing unusual

This is the dumbest fucking day

perhaps I sold my puts a bit early

Weeeeeeeee

$880

No matter how hard you try, that $880 is never turning into 100k. Just buy a comfy index tracker and in the meantime get a job.

FUCK THIS SHIT BOSS!

People are really panicking over volatility ITT

same..
how cheap calls are looking at me rn

Wouldnt be surprised if we smooch 575 again for a day before resuming le poomp

welp. if I held for 15 more minutes I would've gone from +25% to +120%
I'm still holding a x3 leveraged bear position so I'm making money but it doesn't compare to options holy fuck
A win is a win I guess

Le pumping is losing steam. Mumusisters sell already and take profits

Market was clearly hoping for a meltup.

Up and down
Down and up
Then down down down
You stupid clown

panicking over nothing

SPY 590 today

I'm just trying to get a little extra money to fuck whores.

The problem isn't value investing per se. Autonomous driving is looking more and more like a reality, and it will decimate the insurance sector.

the Jews will create many a bag holder today off a 30% IPO pump

Stay safe, lock in your gains. If you weren’t an (((insider))) then you are exit liquidity

thanks for the info, was thinking about swing trading it either EoD or on the open.

Give up, Bulls. You are under arrest for articially pumping this fake and gay market.

this is going to repeat 11am, isn’t it
melt up to 588

best strat is to buy a few shares, wait for the price to instantly crater and then buy more at a discount

reddit hoping for a V recovery
load your puts

What is comfy index tracker? VOO? Because I also have Sofi account where I have money in VOO because you guys said I can put money week or month and celebrate in 30 years.

Realistically what MAG7 getting deleted would cause the most chaos? Microsoft? Amazon? Google? How crazy would things get if google maps was deleted or AWS went offline?

Why are you browsing plebbit
Go back and stay there

MSFT, and it's not even close.

TRUMPPPPPPPPPP THE MARKET IS DOWN, TRUMPPPPPPPPPPPP SAVE US TRUUMMMPPPPPPP SAVE US NOWW

comfy index tracker

Wilshire 5000

well you don't want sweeping volatility hitting your positions

meta. I have never ever used anything meta related. no I never had an facebook, instagram oder even whatsapp account.

thats just wrong. if you had under 100 you might be more right but thats almost 1k which is plenty to play with leverage

BESSENT: DEEPTHROATED XI AND SINCE I SWALLOWED HE WILL DROP ALL TARIFFS TO 0%

MSCI world, VOO are both fine

apologies to anyone who bought MLGO based on my posts recently

i would be fine if i didn’t buy $4 calls at the absolute top

I already got burned twice today, I dont' trust this shit
I'll buy a 1dte call just before close and hope for an overnight pump

everything blood red

Finally someone who fucks you and tries to at least kiss and make up afterwards. I forgive you boss.

ahh i get it. well at least nvda is still winning

WE'RE DROPPING THE TARIFFS TO -10%

THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE SO BULLISH ON THIS DEAL THAT WE'RE GOING TO PAY THEM TO SHIP PRODUCTS HERE

was there a particular reason why BBAI is down so much? it was $10 at one point.

WHY ARE WE DUMPING

the only thing blood red is health care. this is just a crabbening as much as it should be blood red.

we are hypercrabbing

below vwap

Calls

above vwap

Puts
Would this work?

there will never ever be a deal with the eu. its just impossible. china and usa have way more in common than usa and eu. will be interesting to see how the markets react to it

We're so back

Yeah, until the breakout happens.

Look the federal government shouldn't be subsidizing and incentivizing states to charge higher taxes boss.

VWAP shouldn’t be your only indicator

I genuinely don't know why people go for short term options when the volatility is at absolute fucking retard levels

Also any news about buffet's new guy going for anything?

wtf smci has gone from 30ish to almost 50 again

IT'S TESLA AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

and now on vwap, half way there...

I hate the eu so god damn much its unreal and I say that as an europoor.

Wtf is powell gonna talk about tomorrow?

i don't understand ta. they talk about wizard stuff with words that make no sense. much easier to just look at the chart and the candles and go by vibe. i just don't see all the bottoms and tops and daily centers and whatever fuck they ramble about with some chart with 9000 different lines overlapping

hello they call me MR ERORRRRBAGGSS

I'm pretty pleased! I'm up 8.8% in the last week in no small part due to them :)
just wish I had more money into them but alas I am the poorfag investor so I have ultimately only made like 14 dollars off all my investments Y-Y

IXHL

market cap 19M

can't believe the analysts we were laughing at a while ago were right after all and it happened so quickly too

yeah this is why you need leverage. i regret selling mine as i had a 4x a while ago and it would have over doubled value by now

Slow and steady wins the race anon :) I'll be rich soon enough

Yeah, I'm down pretty badly on my MLGO calls. The price does seem to spike once a few months and I set my exp dates far out, so I'm willing to let it ride. I'll leave you a little thank you note if I make it out in the green.

I cannot imagine the butthurt today after reddit was lambasting them

cut my losses on ETOR, it will now, inevitably, moon

been noticing. got to hold my positions longer but now everything is already so high that the easy gains are drying up

i used to do really well with 1 month otm options and hold them for less than a week. the profits weren't anything over 25% but the losses were minimal. lately since i'm unemployed i thought i could do the same on a shorter timeframe. so i thought to trade options with a 2-3 week expiry slightly otm. but again, TA has failed me tremendously but i refuse to cast it aside. eventually it will be right again.

with 9000 different lines overlapping

i don't do anything that extreme. i've gone through different indicators but lately my chart is even more simple than before. in terms of wizard stuff its literally just pattern recognition and with my setups i'm doing the same thing you're doing.

ToS

MACD and RSI with bollinger bands and heiken ashi candles.

tradingview

MACD, heiken ashi candles, and the fib retacement graph
both on a 5m, 15m, 1hr, and daily, timeframes

Seeing a control zone to burn theta, happening right below VWAP.
Spy is about to launch. 589+

I *did* manage to buy a $3 put for $35, so i’ll let that execute at the end of the week. I have a few october 2.5 calls that i’ll keep for months, as hopefully it spikes before summer ends. october calls for sub-$100 are good value imo

ASMB stock ladies!
Assembly biosciences

how his weekend went

is it a good idea to start buying pharma stocks in anticipation of trump's inevitable turnaround?

How? Crabby patty day

sounds like something you need to study your calculus for. not quite as retard friendly as picking good undervalued companies and holding or trying to join the flow

Pump my bags, guise

No I don't think I will

Stop it with your mumbo jumbo

maybe, but the one thing i learned working in construction is K.I.S.S. keep it simple, stupid. as long as the lines and patterns give an idea about which way the price is going and likely to go, i trade with it. like i said, i've gone through different indicators and thats because they work until they don't. and when they fail repeatedly, i change to something that does. so in time, i will probably stop using these indicators for something that gives me information that works.

My calls aren't going anywhere until EOY 2026. Chances are there will be a few spikes some time before then.

He's saying that (((they))) are suppressing the price in order to get all the options into the hands of the guys who want the cheapies, and then they're going to rocket ship emojee this shit all the way to the upper limits before the closing bell boss.

I need to sell by 259pm EST
So hopefully something happens

the market is more fun when it's going down so I can buy cheapies

im just going to buy stocks then buy puts on those stocks. my puts will print

Man being single sucks, I hang out with lots of pretty girls but I can’t even figure out if we’re supposed to be on a date. Maybe I am autistic after all.
AND RHM is up by 0.6 points, giving me +£1.80 on 5 thousand smackeroos or stock, bottom text indeed

This upward move is going to occur in the last 30 minutes boss, you need to realign yourself before then.

I got to over $100k in 2021 from my initial $3,000 investment on RH in 2018. I'm sure I could've done it starting with 880. Options are your friends

To the moon or Mars?

youtu.be/e-hWYG7O2dA?si=lipFih0u41lUpkQb&t=3499

When they hit bottom sure

would be fun to try but none of my brokers support options as far as i know. there are other ways to leverage but idk if real options might have even more leverage

Why upward? I was going to buy puts 30 min before close on vibes

is this it? the end of the bear market rally? that they have been talking about for months by now?

On RH I believe I had to get to 25k before I could trade options. That took the longest. I remember seeing trading crypto in the wee hours of the morning making a hundred bucks a night or whatever. Became a game I enjoyed for a while. Wouldn't do it with any substantial amount but it was fun then

Lmao
Lol

didn't moon but i missed out on 800usd fucking aids
hopefully its still being retarded tomorrow

Any dips to buy right now or is every growth stock ATH?

Miss out on easy money, I was right on archer and hopefully will be right on Coreweave. 14% move is the expectation in either direction so either gonna be pretty happy or upset AH today

It's going back to ATHs and beyond. Nothing can stop this market. Stop believing that free markets exist or will ever.

What a boring fucking day. No movement at all.

why did the market really slurp?

i hope but my red positions are making me a little uncomfortable

options are also the enemy that will ream your ass
turned 18k into 3k being a dumbass

POWER HOUR

Pls

Reddit is so bullish on Google, just delusional.

Sell and take profits. Don't be greedy

Short it then, faggot

options are gambling
gambling can make a lot of money
gambling can also fuck you over

WHERE'S MY FUCKIN 589

aren't they pretty safe if you have the margin to back it? gambling are those turbo and cert things that if you can't set your own stoploss will be force stopped by the issuing bank if they go too much in the wrong direction

nah, people are quaking in their boots cos PPI, and we becasue we've only had 4 red days in the last 16 (excl. today)
we also POOOMPed spy like 4% in two days
PPI will print and the bull run will return whether its bad or not

Short this dih nigga.

I lost some big gains too. But I learned from it made more money. I now don't put all my money in one ticker. I will interval by and sell in chunks rather than loading all in at once.

Options are useful in the traditional way to hedge your investments. And yes you can use a stop loss but no one fucking does

Stop losses only work if you adjust them. Setting and forgetting is a good way to fuck yourself out of gains

it's been really fun to watch the psychology of a bear market rally unfold. Market isn't even close to ATHs yet people are euphoric. Looking at the graphs i didn't understand how people coped during the lost decade but i never considered how exciting it must be to test "that level" for the 15th time in 8 years because who knows? maybe this will be the big move up finally! It's all the sweeter when it finally happens if it's been that much longer since the ath, isn't it? I mean we're just over 6 months out from it, much less time than a lost decade, and people are this hyped about it.

News?

hedge

but i want to turn a thousand or two into something that can get me a house and whatever else one might need or want so got to go all or nothing. but yeah a lil hedge even on those could safe from a full flush

none

the fuck was that

Short it and I'll buy calls

What the shit

You have three ways to become rich in this world
1) being born with it
2) time
3) gambling

Besides that it's just about working towards a good career and investing early. I'm planning to fuck off when I'm 50 and retire the the next 40 years

Who doesn't love these pumps?

Any other Walmart chads getting in before earnings?

I've already been there bro let's hope for something gud :)

Unrelated, I just sold AMD, NVDA and SMCI, I'm not sure what's telling me this, but I think I sold the top.

isn't that going to crash hard?

we did it Reddit!

We will test 6100 again soon enough
It never was a bear market it was just a fake and gay selloff so big money could buy the dip and leave retail holding bags so they couldn’t slurp. Imagine thinking hedge funds didn’t go long in April after that drop kek

Can also be useful as a way to amplify gains by buying OTM/ATM calls

What the fuck was the candle in SPY

fake and gay boss

The bank raised its target for Nvidia (NASDAQ:NVDA) to $160 from $150 and the target for AMD to $130 from $120 a share.

weirdly conservative targets. meanwhile tsla is like yeah this will be $500 in just two more weeks while right now its 250. analysts make no sense

lmao, and miss out on canada/eu trade deal pumps? fuck no. ukraine ceasefire will happen within the next couple months too, I am NOT missing out on that one either.

eu deal

never happening. eu is always attacking usa companies and trump wont like it and their values are opposite extremes as well

people are euphoric

people

shitposters on biz
ok retard
when the bull continues, try not to neck urself

he capitulated to china within weeks, why would it be different for eu??

so big money could buy the dip

retail bought the dip. big money lost

anyone?

How did he capitulate?

all these bulls

Your longs are gonna be cucked, we will test the 200MA first.

News well has run dry
Get in the crab bucket

He just did.

everyday i learn something new from Russia, the more i find that place to be a shithole. that being said what are some would be equities to buy in Russia?

Bobo... we're way past the 200MA.

Xi was the only one who actually retaliated and ended up with the better deal than anyone else and made the president beg for weeks for talks

Trump got spooked by empty walmart shelves

cope. sit on the sidelines forever pussy

Free market economics, rules based international order and fiscal conservatism?

bull bros? a-are we back

And Trump got proven a liar

we are talking

we just had a meeting

Bessent: we had no talks yet

post position, or from henceforth be known as cuckslave mcgee boss

There's a literal gap there. And yes we are past it that's why we going down to test it.

They rug pulled every foreign investor by making it illegal to sell after ruskie equities got slaughtered when they opened after the SMO. It’s not even a falling knife at this point, you’re reaching into a wood chipper to look for coins

why is FNGA totally flat this week

implying this is the final deal

okay look I know you guys are communists, but can you at least pretend to know what you're talking about?

you're both just a part of that fun to watch reaction to me

This might be a bit buzzwordy, but TSLA is about to disrupt its own industry in a couple of weeks. We already know what NVDA and AMD do, and we know they're getting steadily better at it. Analysts can chart that. They can't chart a new industry, so you have wild guesses both positive and negative.

The AI knows the truth but is coping cause it's grok.

inaccurate

last two days are untradable price action. Opex better pull this market back.
I've been buying puts today but wondering how paper handed I'm going to have to be.

The only one coping is you.

I bet the european investitor would do it all over again, surely there is a profit in that were they to be open back to business?

the market is shaking out retail shorts before the next move down, don't expect it to do any downwards moves until 99% of people like you have capitulated.

CRASH THE MARKET

Why are you afraid that an 80 year old Alzheimer's patient was made a little bitch on the world stage

How the fuck is the Gamestop general still a thing these people cannot be real.

See, I know deep down you're right and if I likely only have to be patient until next week, but it's hard and I need my hand held

Cult

youtube.com/watch?v=j4H9LL7A-nQ

Is he right that buying a home actually underperforms investing even accounting for rentiod expenses?

sunk cost fallacy cult
sunk cost fallacy cult

Yes, there is a new ETN called FNGB that transitioned from FNGA. FNGA was the MicroSectors FANG+ Index 3X Leveraged ETN, and it is being replaced by FNGB, which also provides 3x leveraged exposure to the NYSE FANG+ Index. Stock Titan reports that the final trading day for FNGA was May 14, 2025, and FNGB was launched on February 19, 2025.

FNGB is the /newthing/

typically discussions between foreign leaders are classified, how do you go from 0 communications, to a full blown summit in geneva 6 days later? According to your logic, it's like the two parties just so happened to be in Geneva on the same day and out of pure coincidence they were able to outline the framework of a potential deal boss.

tl;dr bessent had to remained tight lipped about all communications to avoid the exposure of classified communications, while trump doesn't give a fuck because he can declassify anything he wants at anytime.

Yes. I did a ton of math before buying my house. The only way buying makes sense is if you end up saving quite a bit on your monthly expenses -- otherwise renting plus boomer investing wins handily.

Whores. Not even memeing. They're even cheap right now due to increased supply.

Bobo you had your 1 week of the year where you guys are right last month it’s back to the bull run

(((They)))=(((Jews)))

What bizarre and gay bobo cope

is there really that many of them left? aren't we deep in bull euphoria by now

My gut is telling me to short TSLA, the recovery is going parabolic, but I've been burned too many times already

amd is falling back to 100 isn't it

honestly it's pretty funny

Puts or calls 30min before close?

thanks Rhea

has there ever been any such a publicaly traded association?

btc just set a big ole bull flag

you should start one, call it the Whore Trust. You'd be an innovator.

Don't trade like that without an advantage.

PutzRnotDaWaE

Daily Planet, Australia.

Kinda true, kinda not true. Big problem is cost of finance destroys home savings.

Like OnlyFans but you can actually fuck the whores and not just message some scam pajeet that works for them

i hate to be a hater but i hope the bear market isnt over yet i still want to invest some more. cmon drop 20 percent

Honestly, it probably never go away. It's forever going to be a magnet for the dented who took the meme way too seriously.

I have the feeling you are using that image wrong.

but what if i want to fuck the pajeet

Trump wanted 30% in the first place.
Opening with an outlandish offer and "conceding" back to a more reasonable (but still ultimately unreasonable) offer is the art of the deal.

I like the bobo memes though

Sounds like a (You) problem there, Chief