/smg/ - Stock Market General

SOXL sisters how are we feeling?

Go back

Hahahahahahahahahahhaah smg qas wrojg again soxl sisters won hahahahahahahahahahahah 60 dollarsby eoy we livin it up baby

How sedentary is your lifestyle? Do some walking after big meals even just 15-20 minutes and you will see a marked improvement, I promise. Walking is in the god tier of exercises for health and longevity.

faggot

Feeling pretty good. My original estimate of SOXL at 16 has been far surpassed in just the first two days of the week.
Hoping for SOXL 20 soon. SOXL 30 might take some months, however.

I haven't made any money today because I didn't follow my instincts. I really need to get braver. For fuck's sake, my biggest realized loss was caused by a leveraged TSLA bear ETF.

Even when a poster's right, you have all the deranged miga fuck up retards ruining the economy and the board culture
go back retards

I bought it, sold it to play the dip and lose a ton of money and now I bought it back at 130.

I lift 6 days a week and was walking/running 2 out of 3 mornings the last month ish but have been slacking on em the last week. Normal weight. Body probably just wasn't prepared for an immense shockload of brussels sprouts

implying there are any other threads of value on this board

ishyddt boss

I've got some LEAPS at $5 / $6 strike, starting to wonder how liquid that even is

Yeah don’t get so bent out of shape from being called MIGA, telling someone to go back after that is so obviously newfaggery. Go shit up the bant exclave

we fomoing the top boys?

the last thread hit bump limit and one nigger is bringing up miga out of nowhere

should have bought archer...

Schizo

That has never been how this works, do insular generals on other boards even do this?

wiping

invest into a bidet

PLTR chads stay winning

I have 1k to dump somewhere what will be up from now till tomo?

PLTR

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

Massive meltdown at UnitedHealth, it fucking cratered. Should I slurp or it's going to shit entirely?

555 PE

94 price to sales

Have you people lost your fucking minds?

wiping

Just lick your own ass clean

P/E doesn't matter

So of I'm understanding this right, fundamentals are dead and never coming back, stonks always go up because everyone and their mother is contributing to their retirement each paycheck and buying no matter what

Is there any good reason not to DCA all my disposable income into stocks and BTC like everyone else?

P/E doesn't matter

Anduril IPO fucking when?
This will obviously be the next memestock

The whole fucking market has lost its mind. I can't wait for this whole fucking circus to collapse. I'm probably going to lose a ton of money when it does, but it'll be good for my sanity.

im so deep into SOXS because i thought it was an all time low, but every day is a new all time low. im fucked.

P/E

they never mattered, we’ve been pumping on a ghost economy since 2008

Oh and I forgot to mention money printer always goes BRRRRR which pumps everything forever

thats what I wanna know
this is the dip of all dips and people are still always going to be insured. People who get workplace insurance don't even have a choice of provider whether its a company they like or not.

PLTR $200 EOM. BUY NOW OR KEEP CRYING

i would personally wait for the luigi shit to get settled but you do you

Yes, because insanity is not sustainable. Sooner or later this house of cards will come crashing down. Do you really want to bet your retirement on it holding up another 30 years?

Tulip mania. We know how this ends.

The industrial revolution?

SPY soft floor at 587.90
Unless some news causes a dump, we’ll see 589 by lunchtime.

capitalism is fucked. is luigi getting the death penalty bullish?

AI revolution*

Is this finally the time to buy GOLD?!!
Anyone with me?

I should have bought more SOXL

Based. Bought some 588 0dtes when it dipped to 586.xx

Reminder that if you keep picking up pennies in front of the steamroller, you can get run over.

But the thing is that there is just so much fucking money

If stocks and btc crash, then what do the mountains of cash get spent on? Does gold pump to $1mil an oz? Does a median family home go to $1 billion?

THERE IS NOTHING TO BUY

lol doesnt matter how much we fucking hate trump he just keeps winning

lol, lmao even

its just fucking over we cant win

babby's first cycle

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PLTR is still cheap at this price

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letting politics affect your ability to make money means you’re ngmi

He was talking about netandyoohoo wasnt he

there is just so much fucking money

That money has value right now because we're borrowing from future generations. Something will break if those goes on for much longer and those oceans of money will lose value.

$hood is as much of a meme stock as $pltr

I've been investing since 2007.

It reached its ATH high by pumping 8% in a single day. How the fuck is this a buying opportunity? I should have been quicker with GOOG this morning.

This was true during 2008 and (sans BTC) dotcom but there was still a crash, this line of reasoning is getting too much traction on this general for being incompatible with a recession ever happening under any circumstances

shill from yesterday. seems I jumped the gun on MLGO

still think it’ll go up but i shouldn’t have put money on options expiring friday haha. at least I got a $3 put for cheap

but he's not, the market is just recovering after him cucking on the 'riffs. I think this tariff thing is retarded but I did leverage myself when SPY was sub 500

No but I did buy 100k at 135, than sell at 105, this is after losing 300k 5 years ago and swearing never yo touch it again.

2008 took a year to kick in, be patient

Brutal

Europhic, but nervous.

I think I'm going to keep DCAing until retirement. If a black swan even does happen, then it will either be a great opportunity or it will be fucking over.

How are you preparing for a collapse?

Euro defence stocks repumping on Wed then I assume

Daily reminder that shitlibs were desperately praying for a total economic meltdown just to spite orange man. They hate America so much they’d gladly tank the economy just to be right.

hahaha hello nigger
no sweat, I might just hold the bags unless eTorro pumps tomorrow

gives you a chance to buy low

renegotiates better trades and tariff terms

HE CUUUUUCKED

If I bought the literal pico top of SPY during the dot com and 2008 and then hodled, I would be doing fine right now
So basically as long as you're at least 10 years from retirement, crashes don't matter

We dumped for literally no reason because of a potential meeting that wasn't even finalized

God I hate this market.

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does anyone here own a lot of O? I'm thinking of buying

Trump: The market will go higher

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY

after it 10x's again you wont care that you bought on an 8% bump

i still maintain the October 17 2.5 calls are a good value for sub-$110

Donald Trump could literally cure cancer tomorrow and people would find a way to spin it negatively
It's quite amazing the sheer amount of hatred people have for the man

They refuse to even make money off what he's doing, it's hilarious

You sky are falling retard posters used to be a daily occurrence, wrong for the decades I've been here. It's been a while since I saw you though.
Not sure if that's the benefit of Pol dying or bant leaving.
Anyways try to get it through your tiny fucking head all the gains lost by people that think like you the past decades.
Path to poverty. Being early us the same as being wrong.

well, so far
It’s quite good actually, quite pleasant

My retirement plan includes 5 years expenses in $cash to live off of if there's a downturn so I'm not forced to sell stocks at a loss just to get by.

.................and there it is

green ytd

you guys DID load up during the April dip, right? don't forget to say thank you.

Rent free, you need to go back poorfag.

retirement plans are for quitters boss

It would be bearish due to the massive protests, but long term bullish after the next slop nothingburger drama settles in and everyone forgets outside of twitter.

Wait what happened

Damn this shit is historical
Trump is fixing the middle eats by throwing israel in the corner

it's over

I'm going to take Jahy's mana crystal away after going balls deep inside her and enjoy the results

finally, i thought it was never going to happen, but I'm glad it's finally over boss.

And you've been saying literally the same thing for the past few weeks while it's been pumping nonstop and it's pumping even harder while you are coping with " muh ATH ". Eventually it’ll be too much to bear you’ll steal a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you in a cardboard coffin with a headstone marked with your negative net worth, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a poorfag is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a red balance in a small individual account that they harass your parents to pay for because you have nothing in your estate

This is your fate. This is what you chose. Its still time to buy .

I'm doing that currently, just sucks having 300k sitbtgeir collecting 2%. I know I should put it in bonds but an extra 10k doesn't seem worth all the effort.

Fundrise Innovation fund has some in it you can buy it there. Same fund also has Open AI Anthropic etc

It's called buy high sell low chud
The strategy of kings

The only thing massive at those protests would be the average McDonald's order size that the Luigi losers would be ordering. If they fry his ass, I'm buying McDonald's calls.

SOXS has always been a meme. Who hurt you?

They will bleed because of the recent KSA loss l

Finally, Rest

it ain't supposed to feel good also it should be getting >4%, put it all in the SGOV etf.

But you know what feels even worse? Going from selling 3% of your stocks portfolio per year to 6-8% because there's a big downturn, just a few years of that and your retirement is cancelled early and you're back to waging at Petsmart.

Invest in insurance, keep a big pile of SGOV but only sell stocks to live off while the market is doing well.

WHY WOULD ANYONE BE A BEAR TOWARD SEMICONDUCTORS LMAO LITERALLY ALL TECH REVOLVES AROUND THEM imagine soxxing

SPY is absolutely ripe for a breakout. Coiling under resistance but everything is looking like 589 by 1:15pm.

I'm missing out on gains and being cyberbullied on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

He doesn't have a chance in hell of beating AOC boss.

are you the same 0dte guy who predicted the pump yesterday?

I pulled all the money in this account into cash in around Sept 2024 and sat on it. Then the day after Trump tweeted something about being a good time to buy, I bought in. How's I doing?

Didn't want to risk doing options since who fucking knows what's gonna happen next

Yes, sir.

Thanks for that sgov tip, great advice. I'm Canadian so I have currency concerns but maybe thats better, or there is a cad version. Good to know as thats almost exactly what I'm looking for.

SOXS

even worse

oh canacuck idk maybe HSAV?

As a oilers fan I've never heard coiling used this way, or even positively ever. I envy you and your existence.

What does it mean when the market is pumping and bonds are also rising back to liberation day levels?

It's a pretty common term, anon

Our President is leading the way to a very Bright Future.

i just think the newfags of biz deserve to know about the thread Jew, it's like how neighbors deserve to know there's a child molester living near them.

that's all natural organic growth. if you're 60-40 equities and bonds, this is when you make it on both sides boss

some might even call it a "Golden Age" boss

I'll check it out, cheers.

Usually stocks and bonds are inverse to one another. Stocks go up, bonds go down. Stocks go down, bonds go up. What was unique about what happened immediately after liquidation day is that stocks and bonds both went down at the same time. That means banks go down.

Should i move my soxl trailing stop to 10% down from 20%?

Jews are cool.

WMT appears to be nosediving

For sure, I almost here it daily during playoffs. Just in a very different context.

Go back to Iran boss.

Yup to Common term.
Also, I saw textbook controlled selling for about 15 minutes. I swear institutional investors think retail is stupid.
I’m feeling pretty confident. 589. By 1:15pm

Everyone is hopping out of boomer stocks right now so its expected

LMT

Looks like the deal for the F-35s didn't go through.

I've set 9 different targets, once they start hitting ill sell 9% in case it touches 10 again.
VOO ath
QQQ ath
NVIDIA ath X2
Nvidia target (165)
SOXL 35 x2
SOXL 52
SOXL 60

LLY looks like it's bouncing off support levels with $850 inbound soon. If we can safely discard the macro narrative, it might be worth looking at.

Fuck covered calls. Hood blasted through my 60 call today. Hopefully theta eats it by Friday so I can close at a smaller loss. I bought HOOD at 50

now we...

damn, interesting
are you assuming this will be order of appearance?

Damn, Honda missed earnings big time. Blah blah blah, tarriffs; blah blah blah, China and India sales shortfalls. Honda is fucking bloated and needs to thin out.

Its fine anon, you're still making money. Though yeah, covered calls aren't great in an overall high volatility market. They're good when its only volatility for that individual stock, though, since you can write them when vol is high and then reap the rewards as vol drops and the premiums get squashed.

Such a good game.

Any plays for tomorrow boss?

I know but I never had such mooning. I'll wait for Friday for theta decay and roll it to a 63 strike. If it blasts through that it's overvalued

Time for the biweekly check-in. What is /smg/ listening to while trading today?
youtube.com/watch?v=mGrcG-7EeVk

Kind of, I'm curios where SOXL will be at Nvidia 153 (ath).
I just wish I stager bought on the way down, on the way up I won't make the same mistake.

Anon Babbletard

Ukraine lost

I’m not good at 1dtes

Are you good at anything? You sound like a genetic deadend retard with no money or degree. You need to go back to bant you low IQ maidenless poverty faggot.

Fuck Anon Babble and their obsession with Ukie+Ruskie fuckery. I just competition shoot and shitpost.
I don't think KR/WMT are going to be in freefall forever. Seems like a pretty solid long play for me. Note, I'm -$485.87 YTD, but I have some long plays from April still waiting to pay off.

Been reading that shit for lichrally three years bro, when will they actually lose like fr

You okay, bud?

stagger bought NVDA?

OIL?

Yea, with SOXL up $1.62 I'm up another 201k today. So better than ok. You?

Here we go

he got sidelined

that hard rejection at 5900

it's over

proof or larp

SOXL bros we just keep winning.

SOXL, put a mil in at 15, than missed a 750k buy by 30 cents twice at 7 and 7.50, so panic went all in at 11. I played it horrifically in retrospect but that liberation week was wild.
I should of just slowly went in between 15 and 6.

STOP FUCKING PUMPING

Gonna hit 20 before the end of the week at this rate.

I have $16,000. What stock am I buying?

Its happening
Dear God please help us all

Is 145 pltr still the plan or we going straight to 200 this time?

The president of the United States told you to buy the dip but you didn't

Are you retarded bobo? Serious question

I think the party will be over when spy reaches 600 plus there is no way hedgies won't take profits at June to buy cocaine and child prostitutes

Saudis pumping 1 Trillion into US. It doesn't even matter if they'll make their money back. They pumped millions into Aston Martin in 2023, and now it's down more than 50%, lol

WTF WAS THAT

SOXL 100 eoy

holy TSLA

You know the tragic thing is I predicted this would happen exactly as it has. Trickle of sort of positive news about sort of maybe trade deals that market will use as an excuse to doom bull. I knew it. Then I panic sold because I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. Now i'm like 70% cash while the market moons.
I TRY TO SAY GOODBYE AND I CHOKE
TRY TO WALK AWAY AND I STUMBLE
youtube.com/watch?v=tlvpm3Jy5NM

This cannot be true because nothing ever happens.

I mean I'm not a Saudi teenager on Instagram so normally I couldn't give a fuck if you believe me or not but I did take a pic as it was a personal record yesterday.

IWM trips and falls off a cliff while SPY and Qs keep pumping

Friends don't let friends buy IWM

I think there'll just so conveniently and coincidentally be news that drops when we hit 600ish that takes us to 640-670, then the music stops for good
The funniest part is that, just like this whole retard rally was totally divorced from fundamentals, the ensuing dump will also be in the wake of legitimately good news on tariffs/jobs/inflation/whatever

photo of computer screen instead of a screenshot

it’s upside down

Pure retard

Well that's embarrassing.

Nice. What did you buy in at and what is your target? I bought some at 10 and most at 8 and change. I'm looking for 30s. Not sure we will approach 70 again but who knows

I think in 90 days, we are going to strike a deal and it'll go even higher boss.

Someone post the net worth versus IQ Reddit frog

Your poorfag cope is funny. We both know that's more money in 24 hours than you will make in your life you friendless woman's loser who's will die alone.

Snowline Gold Corp has buy recommendations everywhere I look with even the lowest estimate being a decent pump

Pretty much flat for days on end aside from the dump yesterday

This coming MRE better be the fucking holy grail.

See

Pfft, we will be striking deals every week for the next 90 days. The cock suckers always come crawling back to America.

paper trading

dis nigga posted it upsidedown

Are you SOXL fag from 2021/2022? That's shit was wild

Am i stupid for buying SOXL leap calls?

he thinks the shitty quality nakes it more believable

to the anon's yesterday who told me to get FNGB, ACHR, and LUNA, you followed through, i humbly ask for more rec's

GLD climbing back up

US farmers say Brazil keeps edge in China's onions market despite trade truce reut.rs/4j5V0pc

Oh oh Trump, time for your daily cucking.

No, I was TQQQ /TMF fag, I did call near bottom but than went half TNA in june which killed me. I learned from that guy so that's why I went SOXL this time.

can't figure out how to do a screenshot

phone posting with the camera

le trading account

too dumb to figure out options

raging and getting felted by anon comments

Wow there is a lot going on here pointing towards a severe deficiency in intelligence and character.

Mmmm, the poorfag seething, so delicious. This is why women won't touch you loser, LOL.

post your 40% 201k gain today or larp

Lmao, money has nothing to do with posting like a retard. Hire an assistant already to post for you so your posts are a little less retarded.

Also it's a tablet, once you work a real job computer posting seems savage. I like to shitpost from the convience of my couch. You not having money, you wouldn't understand.

basically, two more days like this and we're back at ATH. Even as a mumu, this is quite honestly retarded.

Fake mumu, we should have been at 7000 already.

Hahahahaha, bro you are one retarded nigga. I'm literally in tears laughing that this is what you double responded with. Touch grass buddy, bwahahahaha.

also
wait

1 mil at 15

.75mil at 11

avg price should be 13.28

soxl today currently 18-19

folio should be around 2.5 mil

SAUDI TEEN
LARP CONFIRMED

Why is it so retarded? Nobody has ever been employed more than today, efficiency is at all time highs, we have safety from respectable tariffs, plus we're about to strike even more deals, giving us more good news. Like I bet Trump has this war in the borderland solved in two more weeks boss.

Honestly we need to stop producing so much corn, basedbeans, and wheat, so this isn't really so bad. Reducing monoculture as a side-effect of this is probably a good thing, as long as they are willing to support farmers through while they are diversifying.

Awesome. I don't have the stones or the funds to throw Millie's around. One day.....

Makes 525 yesterday when SOXL up 23%

Says I made 200k today with SOXL up 9%

Fuck you are retarded. I own 125k shares of SOXL. That's all it us dummy. Whatever SOXL does I get 125k times that. I'm sorry you are such an absolute loser the idea of someone on smg making it is so hard to believe.
Being here since 2017 thats why I hate all the poltards who try to dilute us from the real goal of making money.

see

kek

x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1922320582676283608?t=qVmkYHdrUwLOMfPaeajKzQ&s=19
We're all going to become rich

oop

kek
saudi teen no cap

I'll be honest anons. The bull phase has just started. The more you wait, the more you'll miss out. Remove your emotions from it all and start DCAing into semis or SPY, VOO. Win with America, it's that easy.

I can't tell if this is an Asian chick or not but I'm going to hope it is.

Why are retards here flexing with money thinking this will improve their situation with women? With 20 I had literally 3k at max in my bank and I used some of it to go to vacation with my gf (she paid for herself, or rather her mother did).

The most expensive thing I bought was a wristband for maybe 120€? (can't even remember).

Literally irrelevant if you are goodlooking. And I won't change as I'm stingy. Now you can be mad at me.

Polish whores look like that?

CRWV for tomorrow

65-70

t. ACHR chad

Nah, she's slav, look at all the shit in the photo.

there is still so much more money to come into the market<3

NVDA Chads. We’re going to be okay.

bobo... come out

already have a decent amount of CRWV but gonna double down

These retarded pumps at xx:25, xx:15, xx:30
fuckin bots

PE of 41 is kind of scaring me, I really want it back at 153 though.

And now SPX is pumping harder than NDX, so what, are they now pumping Healthcare again?

Reviewing old emails

Accidentally react to a client's email with a heart emoji

Try to cancel so it doesn't send them a notification

Accidentally hit the button two more times in my panic, sending a total of three emails

EVERYONE SELL MSFT FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT COMPANY

You should be on the outlook for a new job.

top signal

UNH

CEO gets murdered

stock doesn't move an inch

fast forward 5 months

WAIT ACTUALLY IT WAS BAD

UNH implodes

you CAN NOT understand how the stock market works, everything is either luck or manipulation.

email

emoji reaction

what? is this some microsoft thing?

everything is either luck or manipulation

and funny numbers
pump gets rejected at 5900 SPX exactly just because

the market is pumping

gamestop only at 28.37

holy fucking lmfao KEK BAGGIES
I CANT WAIT FOR SOXL TO BE MORE THAN GME AGAIN LMFAO

Wait, the market has been crabbing for an hour, but TSLA is up 7$

everything pumps

paypsl and apple do nothing

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

I told myself I was going to go all in on a stock worth over 100. I'm scared this is all going to get pulled under me. When can I pull out? Do I just keep throwing money into this?

check

that was me with TSLZ. you’re in the green. sell it for your mental health

Poompa :)

Me too. Nice

I fucking wish, but I'd be squandering guaranteed millionaire status if I left my dad's company. I hate being an IT wagie.
There's a button in Outlook right next to the reply button that pulls up a panel of emojis if you hover over it for 0.1 seconds. It is ridiculously easy to misclick and heart something because you're not expecting the menu to pop up, and it doesn't ask for confirmation before it sends the message.

5900

Sorry Bobo, you lost

Top? Have you not realized we've only just recovered to the previous bottom?

What else do you play? I made a lot of money on USAC options a couple years ago and actually took a year off work and lived off the earnings. I'll do more USAC when it moves right

What's everyone's game plan for earnings this week?
Im thinking OKLO and NU giga pump

It's funny how obsessed trump is with the stock market. it's like nothing else matters to him

jesus christ where is the top on TSLA

Him and wall street got beef

You people told me not to buy when everything was low. you said:

"Buying now is just exit liquidity for banks/1%ers/hedge funds/etc"

Now everything is going up.
Y'all are nothing but a bunch of liars who made me lose my chance

I told you that. It was all me. You are welcome.

You got rolled over and booty fingered by market maker puppets LMAO

the PE ratio is 680 right now
I like palantir as a company, but I just can't do it

we're so fucking back

I made a series of misclicks which might have led to you receiving duplicates of this email. Apologies for any confusion this may have caused.

Send some explanation like this and move on with your day. Bada boom.

Who keeps fucking buying TSLA?

saudi arabia, apparently

pussy. just look into the future. have look through the all seeing Palantir

that's advice for shit coins not actual stocks, stocks only go up, the government will always bail out the market now

420

It's over.

announcement predictions?
youtu.be/eZXb96DkrAI

I want to short it so bad. If the puts expire in a year it has to go down by then right?

How the fuck do people get that fat? I stress about money if I eat more than two meals a day

US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

"No Inflation, and Prices of Gasoline, Energy, Groceries, and practically everything else, are DOWN!!! THE FED must lower the RATE, like Europe and China have done. What is wrong with Too Late Powell? Not fair to America, which is ready to blossom? Just let it all happen, it will be a beautiful thing!"

Donald Trump could literally cure cancer tomorrow and people would find a way to spin it negatively

It's quite amazing the sheer amount of hatred people have for the man

Donald trump puts doctors out of work, health care stocks are down
How DARE he cure cancer? So irresponsible

FUCK
YES

I hope EXFY has officially bottomed

I texted him to apologize, and he said it was fine. It was the head of their sales department, which is what made it so embarrassing. I might have killed myself on the spot if it had been a lady.
I've done this to another manager before without noticing, and he sent an email to everyone in my company making fun of me.

spikes at xx:45

let it all happen

Uhmmmmmm nope, nothing's happening

taking investing advice from people who couldn't even predict the presidential race

ishiggydigggy boss

he can just do this?

Keep chiding Powell like a dumped girlfriend

Trump please. Just fire him if you want your marionette on the position.

calm the fuck down, the dude just called this bidens market and economy less then 2 weeks ago. He refuses to take responsibility if things are going bad. Migatards cant seem to put that together.

Why not?

well he told us to buy stocks, didnt he?

I was doing hedgefundies grand adventure till the tarrif talk, than I got scared and went bogglehead, going all into SOXL when I saw the opportunity.
I think my next play will just be voo, going 20% into UPRO every time it comes off 10% and hoping for another 2007.
Selling covered calls on hedgefundie also intrigues me but I've never done options before and the chop scares me.

What’s the next dump event on the schedule so that I can sell Euros I picked up and buy NVDA again, i promise I’ll forget about P/E

hello fellow FLW gambler
I just wish the oompa loompa is going to crash the markets again

Meh, it was an honest mistake at the end of the day. Fuck your toxic manager for even bringing it up, much less forwarding it to other people. A short formal explanation usually does the trick, what the hell more do you need to do? We're all trying to get through the day. You did good pal.

Heavily considering buying a LEAPS on this. UHL is a big company and it'll bounce back. The only question is when.

pure clown world. The collective goldfish brain has already forgotten about everything that happened the past few months..

Buyers are probing SPY.
They want to go to 890, can’t believe it

Meant UNH. Mea culpa

eat shit bearscum

not sure what that has to do with anything I said
DJT could cure cancer, and yes, somehow, the media would find a way to criticize it
That is a fact

I mean once we return to all time highs but with 10% tarrifs I expected a small correction. That's when I plan to start selling

man everything is just spiking straight up today

590*, my bad

Does it just work every time now? Amazing.

i think that was the top

There will always, ALWAYS be another chance. Save a decent chunk of change for the guaranteed dot-com bubble, 2008, 2020, etc. within the next decade and remember your training.

Oh shit guys, my sources are telling me that the terrorists bombed India's nuclear weapons facilities, and basically, now there is radiation leaking into the water. This is going to lead to a child with 6 arms being born, and basically usher in a hindu prophecy or some shit boss.

man everything is just spiking straight up today

glad I bought earlier in the morning, rather than waiting

15$

I still find it weird no one talks about this guy and how he knew about the 90 day pause 72 hours before Trump tweeted it.

TSLA added several years today, I'm sure I saw it at 180PE now 192

HALO

The original source was CNBC, not Twitter. He was reporting on the CNBC reporting.

essential defense company

they will be there with the mags one day

I know it doesn't matter, but it's still fun thinking in that metric.

New bread freshly baked

No.

nominal values can’t go up forever

False.

I think it's the other way. That's why he became a big name everyone follows him now. If it was the other way why would anyone care about him?

that deep ITM december call

Nice, when I saw FLOW getting punished I had to buy-in, there's some insane swings in the market and it'd be madness if they wouldn't profit from it
I'm gonna sell this call and go for OTM call in july and september those babies are gonna print

oh no, a jeetcoin thread got bumped off the catty

Fuck off, xitskins.