/smg/ stock market general

SOXL sisters, a reasonable PT range for this year is 28-35. 60 is astronomically unlikely.

Absolutely fucking seething today. I was planning on buying the LLY dump because I knew it wasn't going to last, but I got fucked over by the jews at Fidelity and their Paki "IT" team. $725 at open and hit $765 this afternoon.
I'm never going to fucking make it.

for context, MLGO is chinese and went from $2.50 to $25 shortly before liberation day

is a retarded SOXL tranny

LEU

NBIS

VST

Looking at HUYA. It's a China stock with sketchy fundamentals at best, but it's currently trading at $3.60 with a dividend date coming up in July for $1.40 a share. I bought a couple of calls betting people will FOMO in to capture div starting June.

SCHG

SCHD

VOO

simple as

How many different investment accounts do you guys have?
I have like 8 at this fucking point. Fidelity, Schwab, whatever my last company does with my 401k, my new company 401k, my two HSA accounts, a Bettermint via one of those HSAs, and probably another account I forgot about. I guess River and Kraken for coins.
I guess I'm making a fuckin collection of investment accounts at this point.

I don't like SCHD because the dividends are not qualified and can never be qualified, so you get taxed on them at a higher rate.

i wish i was a soxl tranny.

vanguard for stocks Isa, Moneybox for cash isa and pension, Revolut for random shit, IKBR is my only actual trading account. I would say why have more than one if all these Infidelity enjoyers didn’t get stitched up today

Same, hope they can at least let me suck their girly cocks.

I thought SCHD was qualified? Are you thinking of JEPQ/JEPI?
forbes.com/sites/investor-hub/article/vig-vs-schd-which-dividend-etf-right-for-your-income-strategy-/

Anon bro you are not kidding thanks for the sweet heads up there still could do nice double minimum.

God I am so jealous of META owners look at this insane run. Imagine doubting The Zuck, he does MMA and knows kung fu.

so is that it for the dip? will it go down bigly again upon earnings reports and what have you?

How much is a purebreed collie worth in the US?

i don't pay taxes

i really need to be working, i'm making too many losses in the market with my futile attempts on trading options. but i'm not quite ready to go back to work. i'm enjoying this time off despite not seeing my bank account go up. i get to see gymthots in the morning during my gym session, i get to see wageithots when i run some errands and get food, and i get to enjoy the sunlight during a time that i'd be in a ditch or in some concrete hellhole.

Shit, you're right. Its JEPI. Sorry for the confusion.

man why do i always keep selling the final crab. fucker crabs for a hour and once i get tired of it instantly blasts off

What are you invested in tuga bro?

Next phase is normal market phase I guess now. Look for random goofy shit like MLGO the anon before quoted and try to profit. Could always bet on tariffs coming back in 80 days from now then hardcore puts.

Markets are basically only down a couple percent YTD so pretty much reset and tax cut hype gets us to ATH probably.

atleast one tranny bj

At least you didn't load up on a bunch of puts.

Nobody knows, people who say they know are retarded. Look at all the broken clocks in here who were resolved to become bagholders and are now crowing about it. Makes me seethe and mald becuase in a sense to be victorious is to be right. But in another sense, because they are lucky retards, they are wrong. Thanks for reading, buy AIR

That sounds expensive

S&P 500 good day

Rheinmetall, was 700 eur profit last week, under 100 today, should have sold.

You're right, It is amazing how much quality ass there is on planet earth anon. Its sad there is so much male suffering if every woman would just open her legs to most of us then we would be living in the best time to be alive undisputed. I mean fucks sake we have birth control and condoms and morning after can you just get over yourselves bitches, think about how fair it is that half the planet suffers needing to like at your sumptuous body parts in tight clothing and cannot put their dick inside which is what every fiber of their being is commanding them to do and their brains need to override their rape centers. Women could be more kind about that.

OK sorry had to go on an incel rant there my bad but just making a point. Sorry for being weird.

BUY PUTS NOW

Only up 2% while the market is up 3% and I wanna kill myself. I was much happier when I didn't invest at all.

Why?

There might be another small dip if japan or europe don't want to give trump a small win.

If you put in 1k into SOXL 1 month ago, you'd have enough to treat yourself to a full hour session with a top notch psychologist.

Europe now has an infinite supply of gold

I kneel

Once you fucked enough of them it loses its luster

youtube.com/shorts/bkcndTSaKek?feature=share

It’s possible, airstrips one and two are fairly cucked but this China shit is genuinely the US folding with absolutely no concessions from China. Doesn’t bode well for further economic coercion with the EU. Then again, that sounds somewhat like betting against AMERICA

I actually meant to post this one

youtube.com/shorts/F4ngT03HBbQ?feature=share

bought PLTR at 118.23, sold call at 125 for $100 premium. So its either $100 or $777 profit this week. Once I get more comfortable with options I will start going larger size for more steady income. I like PLTR because of the swings but overall general meme uptrends.

bobotards dont have any money left

All part of the plan

heh
x.com/atrupar/status/1921930855867457667

other than that idk

Price cap = communism

Just spend a gorillion euroburgers for one nanogram of gold

Yeah I think mining is the better choice.

zero issues with $HOOD ever.

You really think 35 is upper range eh? That's my current target but no idea.

Non ehhhhhhhh, non

Ugg, when did that happen. Last I saw was 40. I bought 300k of the IPO at 10.20, made 10k and sold. Fuck!

IT"S A PARTY IN THE USA

Yeah, I went to a job interview earlier today and for some fucking reason the HR lady wanted to know if im sociable, whats the fucking deal?

tariff date announce a month before hand

still whine about insider trading

A deal was even announced Thursday or Friday.
People are retarded.

soft autism check

I've been try wary of investing in precious metals because of the prospect of asteroid mining. When Europeans first discovered America, gold and silver prices crashed hard. There are asteroids out there with trillions of dollars in metals and it's only a matter of time before we get there.

I like that song but they are Australian

Do you not think there is insider trading?

haha

And why would that be important?

cucked out as soon as the ports started to empty

Nothing ever happens

They gotta make sure they aren't hiring some Tom Smykowski with no people skills
youtube.com/watch?v=hNuu9CpdjIo

That 1pm was the exact timing that they announced the results of an extremely strong bond auction. You got clickbaited by reddit jeets.

I do think about this, but we are a decade away at best, and platinum will be the most likely first comet. I'm not even sure asteroids would impact silver or copper prices.

You niggas laughed at us alchemy bros for centuries. Who’s laughing now?

Yeah, I'm social, I'm part of a group that meets Fridays under the Brooklyn Bridge.

I’m going for 60 myself
Yes I’m retarded

Anyone using RH's unofficial API?

I'm sure we're decades away, but even developments towards asteroid mining will crash prices. Earth to orbit payloads are getting cheaper and with all the investments in robotics it's only a matter of time.

the space jews will keep this from becoming a thing boss

Matter of time is quite an overstatement. I'll start sweating when we manage to land on one/capture one/whatever the fuck we need to do to even be able to mine it.

Fuck I sold my calls way too early in the day. Panican bros what do I fomo into?

SOXL singularity.

I'm pretty sure the nips already landed on one, took a sample and sent it back to Earth boss. The second someone comes out with the ability to put it to scale, the space jews will step in and say some shit like, you need to quarantine those rocks for 500 years because of potential health impacts or whatever boss.

So that's what those jewish space lasers are for

See I’m curious, if we do get an SOXL singularity where TSMCs finally gets its fucking plants up and running in the US, we could be looking at breaking way beyond the previous 70 max right?

US budget surplus rises 23% to $258 billion in April, customs revenue surges

he didn't believe

twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1921986680304894185?t=d2ACM1NHhQ9BSk4-IFePoA&s=19

Jesus everything is so pumped there's nothing worth buying.

GOOGL is still down from last week though

I went all in on spy calls on Friday with my last 2k and sold this morning for 15k. I started with 20k In January. I'm never trading again options again I'll quit while I'm ahead

green ytd by eod

This is it, if Ray Kruzweil is right fuck 70 SOXL, we are talking semiconductor driven techno godhood.
Part of me wants to hold to 35, part 52 (10 mil), part 70, and part be a SOXL knight of faith cultist like the bitcoin cultists.

Oil is still kinda cheap. I'm holding a fuck ton of petrobras.

I am not autism you're wrong if you met me in person my producer would tell you I'm not that.
I'm dyslexic, OCD, and ADD, that's my disabilities. I'm not fucking autism.
Autism people can't drive, they can't hold three jobs like I'm holding and work even a I would do for moving company.
If I was autism, would I be able to lift fucking furniture all around all day? No.
Would I be able to hold signs and hand out business cards? No.
Autism people usually can't talk, they have no speech they're not aware of their surroundings, but I am.

All that money is American money
Literally bragging about people taxing higher taxes

why is btc down 3%

BRK.B And GOOG

youtu.be/wYVktxbf6t0?si=nyvmBsfCUac_Lt20

Ray Kurzweil

I use his electronic pianos

I wouldn't invest in gold due to the fact over the 90% of it is actually used for jewelry, coins, and bullion.

suspicious. are the bears coming for us

trade war unwinds, dollar strengthens

The only thing that makes me hesitant to hold SOXL is that by its nature as a leveraged ETF, it has a sizable decay compared to its underlying. If anything, I'd buy LEAPS on the underlying stocks and not have to worry about like 30% decay per year.

It's a good time to sell for people who bought at 70-90k

iridium boss

And back in March Trump announced April 2nd would be Liberation Day.

I mean we have done it twice already, last time the chips act was the catalyst. I wouldn’t doubt it happens again with another catalyst. I’m willing to hold this shit for 2 year if need be to get there, DCA and pray

The US doesn't have the expertise in the labor pool to run chip plants at a large scale.

Being a minimum wagie in france is so depressing , i barely save 600€/mounth while /smg/ save at least 4000€ per mounth in AMERICA

yeah its not really worth working in eu. you just support all kinds of ungodly things doing so. get comfy on some neetbux

This I know, know the US though, I wouldn’t doubt once we get tsmc plants up and running here, it’s only a matter of time until we steal their tech and replicate what they do. Plus Taiwan has a big interest in pushing TSMC to the the US, they want protection from China? Share the chip tech or we’ll hand you to the chinks

Ironically, I saved a lot more on unemploymentBUXX netBUXX than by working. Im so done

Not to get to pedantic but it doesn't. It compounds wins and losses which is the majority of what you are referring to as decay. Actual decay is only 2X the overnight rate, currently 8.66%. The actual decay tends to be a non factor in 3X ETFs. It''s the compounding, but that's a double edged sword that can make you as much as break you.

Taiwan has a big interest in pushing TSMC to the the US

TSMC in US = no more leverage over US

It's not happening any time soon. People in Taiwan graduate from college with relevant degrees and plans to work at the local chip plants. Nobody is doing that in the US. The tech alone isn't good enough, especially with our much higher labor costs.

Calm down woman. SOXL needs the underlying to go 10x for it to reach the cycle peak of $60-$70. I gave an example of getting exposure to a semiconductor boom without having to fork over a good quarter of the potential gain to the Wall Streen gremlins.

buy strangle

it crabs

breaks upward but immediately stalls

close call side

pumps

stalls again

slowly starts to fall

double down on puts

climbs back up

Quite the pickle ill admit
I really wonder why we haven’t sent some fucking cia groids over there to groom some assets from their local colleges to steal their tech. Can’t be that hard compared to couping entire fucking countries

Uhhhhhhh but Europe is so much cheaper (no it isn't)
Yes it's true i make $400k a year after tax working 3 days from home but actually if you take into account cost of living uhhh i'd rather live in france (no i wouldn't)
Yes it's true my house is worth $4M but that's where i live so it doesn't count (yes it does)
You Europeans have it so good you don't even know how much we Americans suffer (no we don't)

Explain to me like I’m 5. If this mean more money than SOXL at 60, I’ll listen

I do 45% schd 45% schg 10% btc

Yeah, but the restaurants are cheaper, and more better in Paris boss.

Euros have life on point. It's not about working hard. Relax, take it easy and take vacation 12 weeks of the year.

I'm lucky to squeeze out 4 weeks at my highly paid profession and always on call for it. Who really gets fucked are minimum wagies in the states

Again, it's not about the tech, you need an entire labor force for it. All the engineers that I know that would have the skills for this kind of thing all left for programming jobs that paid triple the salary. You can't just plug in labor from different industries to work at a chip fab.

This gap up on tqqq is insane there's no way it doesn't get filled

you don't even know how much we Americans suffer

Everything else you said is completely true, (except I'm sure you are deeply rounding) That last part is a real factor though. Americans, and especially young Americans are the 60th happiest peopke on earth. Despite it all 59 nations enjoy life more than you.
I mean you don't sound happy if some ribbing on a Mongolian Basket weaving forum sets you off like this...

Happy people don't spend their time on Mongolian basket weaving forums.

heavy profit taking

Americans are too low IQ to build wealth, that’s why your GDP is so high and why you still have less savings than people in Serbia.

wonder if it will recover

What’s up?
Also, power hour coming. SPY is looking ripe for 583.50.

J'ai 10 semaines de congés payés THOUGHEVER

Eventually it will

Haha touche. Every once in awhile I run into an old fag to talk about BoF3 with on Anon Babble. That and /smg/ making me money is what sustains me through all the misery and seething Poltard NPC posters.
I really should leave but I'm now here forever.

Weird. When I close robinhood my options start printing. Then I open robinhood and the market moves against me. Everytime. What do

set a t/p order and stop looking at it

Treasury deficit is still 1 trillion in 7 months and the surge is gone now

I wonder if we're still getting a dump 30 min to close
Might get a qqq call for tomorrow if it do

thats what the gamblers are betting on

-0.32%

I guess I'm losing money then.

in 20 min, are we pumping or are we dumping?

thanks to whoever mentioned coreweaver fluctuating every other day, you weren't lying and i made money lol

How the fuck is it possible that CVS got raped by today's executive order, yet every pharma stock is up by more than 3%?

I want a dump so it'll probably pump

yes

If SPY drops 0.20% I start printing. It really is so little that it may happen but because it would make me happy it will definitely not happen.

30 minutes to buy Archer before earnings bros

It's not your father's power, it's what he does with it

bought both call and put

That was me. I didn't get to play with it today, unfortunately, but congrats to you.

Hedgies will ghost dump last minute

Archer before earnings bros

dump after earnings?

doomer hours

MLGO is back at $3
likely to pump again after hours

it's a scam.

Spooky

My UBER stock is pumping. At all time highs already. Will probably be a $100 stock before the end of the year.

coreweaver

stock is doomed

tfw bought $100k of BRK instead of SPY

What's it going to do overnight this time?
Do I buy calls or puts?

Here comes the EoD dump

what do y’all think WMT will do post-earnings? they’ll still have a delay with chinese shit restocking. kinda thought it would pump higher today

it's a currency exchange rates fuck me in the ass episode

Looking for big pumps for Rigatoni, Petrobras, ASTS, and Archer

It's earnings over Q1, any misses will be due to already decreasing demand and will not include tariffs

more than likely, but thats my basic TA. i'm straddling as usual so i can maximize my losses.

Look at TSM financials. They killed it, with zero signs of slowing down and tariff-conscious guidance. NVDA is going to crush earnings, they're 100% recovering 140 by EOM. Not to mention the regression of Biden's CHIPS Act, opening up China to cutting-edge Nvidia hardware.

What's your basis for MLGO breaking out? Is it purely technical, or is it rumors of the new encryption tech?

NVDA will go on a well managed decline like apple after Tim cook died. It will never reach all time high again

i bought 10minute to expiration puts in a desperate measure to afford rent PLEASE GOD

they raised $36 million and china stuff is going up. mainly it’s vibes. i have no real reason behind this other than it tends to 5-10x whenever it pumps

Oh dear.

pomp eet

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We went from dumps every day EOD to pumps EOD

EOD dump canceled

Wow, finally an anon is not retarded.

The "bet" behind SOXL is simple: you expect more positive (green) days in the short-mid term versus negative (red) or crab days.

Both sides compound to either big losses ("decay") or massive gains ("negative decay").

the market is soo euphoric you would think china injected some fentanyl straight into America's taint.

someone said there would be a 60% chance for a dump. also kinda same problem got to 20x what i have this week

Nothing in the financials or market demand for GPUs indicates that.

Zoom out.

*EaD pump. they changed up their jewish tricks.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

he bought?

Damn, off by .51
It’s okay, if you listened to me you would have made money

Today: -0.01%
This Month: +0.19%
This Year: -43.39%

Which is pathetic, considering I put over half my account at risk today...

4k up. Today was a good day.

+2.78%
Not bad but underperforming the sp500 is annoying

+5.3%. We are so fucking back

+ ~$3500, not great not terrible

1.70%

day +2,45%

week +3,16%

month +7,86%

cant complain

+29.19%

euro futures going down balanced out my TSLZ and vix call loss. hope MLGO keeps pumping.
+1.87%

-2,28%

As I expected. The mega pump sharted gold which also sharted the gold mining company I'm holding. But it didn't dump as bad as I expected it too.
Other than that EU defense imploded which also hurt but that is a long hold so it'll be back I'm sure.

Average bear

U an insider or wha?

No, I just don't hold leveraged stuff overnight anymore, so I'm missing all of the action even if I'm right

+0.76%
YTD +10.26%
1M: +7.08%
1Y: +10.81%
Feels like I should be doing some research on what sectors are looking good for the next 5 years but I'm pretty comfy with my folio how it is

ACHR

nice

you gotta be in it to win it boss, buying the open and selling the close is like the easiest way to lose money overtime boss.

+$13,927 | +8.44%

t'was the best of days

No, I just have a good 0dte strategy. Let’s see what tomorrow brings.

WW@ ACHR chads

I love it when you call me boss esse
Makes me feel like ooh, la-la-la

Just DCA regular spot with no leverage and you are guaranteed to make money

uhh +34%

Is FOMOing in ASAP the play now or what? We probably don't have much either good or bad news coming up anymore so I guess everything will just trickle up for the next couple of months at least?

Got slaughtered today but if SPY drops 0.3% by tomorrow I start printing
Tomorrow there's a CPI report coming for the worst month in modern financial American history
THERE
IS
NO
WAY
SPY doesn't drops at least 0.3% at some point during the day
We're past the China fiasco, now we should go back to fundamentals for once. For fucks sake.

I have a whole separate account for that. I don't post about that one

futures

bored

check the price of SOXL

check trading account

What a good start to the week

thats the sure way to fuck up. never panic trade even if it was about money you need for rent. you need to be chill to feel the vibe and make the right choices

Ah, in that case keep gambling nigga, you're gmi

DCA starting today. Everything is still cheap.

I was wondering if I should do some deep OTM 1dte puts because of CPI tomorrow, but I am honestly not completely comfortable thinking that far ahead.

Actual scam company. Market is so retarded.

All eyes on a trade deal with Japan or the EU, though CPI will be the market mover tomorrow.
Though the data will have to be very bad for tomorrow to go red.

How do I get robin hood to let me trade options?
No I don’t have experience, I’m a degenerate gambler.
Tell me now, you know I’m good for it.

No I'm not, I'm an idiot

has there been any week in the past six where trends continued as expected, and if you panic [x]'d it would have been a good idea?

How do I get robin hood to let me trade options?

move to schwab or another reputable brokerage

this general is always late, niggers were telling you to sell the literal bottom last month

+5.6%

Do NOT ask a SOXLsissy what happens when SOXX goes back to $120

Imagining how much greener I'd be if I didn't have that piece of shit BRK.B

I dont really give a shit if they're a scam. As long as I can sell my calls for profit tomorrow morning

Because pharmacist wages are way too high to compete against european counterparts which is the basis of the mongoloid proposition for drug prices. It will implode retail since it will squeeze all margins and they are already pretty fucking dogshit (about 20% or less in gross profit of goods sold). Big pharma will just migrate away from the US too, no reason to invest in R&D and manufacturing when you can just to Europe and Asia and do it for half the price. Burgers will probably get drugs scraps too if big pharma is only selling for the lowest prices, they just focus elsewhere where it's far more profitable. Enjoy third-world healthcare with waiting lines up to months to get the latest drugs because no big pharma is shipping them to you.

I’ve fucked with multiple brokers and honestly wouldn’t do options with anything other than Schwab (thinkorswim is based)

RGTI

Looking a little unsteady now.

it's as late as everyone else in retail i guess. im not holding anything american so im buying the euro defence stuff which is dumping, surely forever this time and not going to gay reverse in a week

he didn't lie on the little questionnaire about trading for 1-2 years

don't you also need credit for those

Google will die from a shrinking economy losing ad revenue and leeches lawsuiting the company to death. Insider whales will refuse to raise dividends too much and quietly dump their whale shares while keeping a cult going to keep buying stock thinking AI will be google search in 1998 again. The internet will be like an empty mall as google services shut down.

Microsoft will dissolve over time from losing defense cloud contracts to nation states overseas that become hyper nationalist and decide to build their own clouds out of national security reasons. Things like xbox and windows will be a drag on them and big shareholders voting for higher dividends.

Amazon will run out of space to cannibalize after walmart takes over the entirety of north america grocery supply chain and costco goes to zero as suburbia empties out. They will probably start hiring mercs to blow up bitcoin mining facilities when bitcoin whales refuse to give up power generating facilities for amazon robots.

I don’t think so (I have a high credit score so I dunno). As long as you don’t apply for a margin account, you should be approved, desu.

Ripperoni

amazog-maxipad war

I dig it

amazon robots

stopped reading there, i disagree with some of your thoughts, but the possibilities we see those things happen are not 0 boss.

+7% but my cash position is too large for this to be party time kind of day.

surely those youtube subs and simp donos will carry it easy

maybe this is more appropriate

amazon is bigger than ever wdym. i can see walmart dying out way before amazon does

Costco is going to be the new Amazon, and Wal-Mart will be the new Costco boss.

kudos

Made a little bit o munny
Will go deeper into SPY calls if we touch high 570s again this week. Otherwise just lettng the year-long plan ride out. Hopefully my fucking idle jets for my new dirtbike's carb get here soon, I wanna go rip this saturday

If I listened to you in the last month I wouldn’t be up 11% for the past 30 days.

lost like ten bucks

META will go bust in 10-20 years. Zucc will have a power trip meets old age senile crisis and fire a lot of important people at META and screw up the entire infrastructure side of it. If not he'll have a publicity moment like elon musk but unlike musk doesn't have the brodude cult to keep buying in and pension funds holding it to extreme valuations will drop it like its hot.

Apple will keep bullrunning until they shoot themselves in the foot with their supply chain out of greed. Some balls out paki extremists will 9/11 some apple factories without giving a fuck about the consequences. It will go down cause the shareholders up top will be too busy sitting comfy on dividends and management after their next CEO will be led by stacies.

Bought some gold/miners, divvy stocks, degen earnings plays and a bit of leveraged MSTR. Guessing CPI gives us a crab/red day tomorrow and gold recovers a bit. BTC stayed flat since indexes were up so much - perhaps money flows back into crypto also?

+17.77%

Walmart is the literal hub of several small towns in this country, and its also one of the biggest employers in the entire country, it's too big to fail

Walmart could pay all of its workers on the floor an extra 5 dollars an hour and it wouldn't dent their P/E

10x

Can we put this to bed now?

Amazon is a bigger scam.

Chatgpt model if it wasn’t already obvious
Actually quite interesting to see

sold the bottom

It's over, I can't afford to buy in anymore. Everything is up 30% already

ACHR

welp, there go my puts

Lesson learned. Trust in trump not kikes on bloomberg

so we can gap up, but can we also gap down?

If the market had fallen another 2% my stop-loss would have triggered.

I was a bobo until open. Now I am a mumu. Yes, the economy is getting fucked by the tariffs, but the market will ignore any and all bad economic news because it is "transitory". Other countries will line up to make "agreements" that are fake and gay, and each time the market will pump. When that ends, the market will pump on the prospect of income tax and corporate tax cuts. Expect record highs by end June. And Dow 50k by Dec

Expect record highs by end June

Yes

And Dow 50k by Dec

LMAO

Maybe I'm cruel to make you cope but the price swings may be surprising with ACHR, last time they did a RDDT tier mega dump only to pump later. You may have the reverse situation here (but I doubt it, I don't know why'd you buy puts when we're back in the meme loving market, fucking SOUN which is a cum-encrusted forgotten sock by now pumped 23% today, lmao)

the funny shit is that it was the same pieces of shit who were like "muh mare liberum" when it suited them

+1.11%

In my defence I only have 4% of my portfolio in the US and about 70% in Euro+UK. I'll probably even switch into Eurodefence harder tomorrow because there's no fucking way things are going to stabilise with Russia anytime soon even if a "ceasefire" is agreed.

The actual lesson is that trump has weak hands and folds easily. I actually learned my lesson after the first time he caved and made a ton on chinese stocks that are hitting ATH while US stocks are just breaking even YTD.

ok but seriously how much longer can this joke last for? we need a fucking red day. just one.

The market can stay fake and gay longer than you can stay solvent.

Guy who thinks you don't need to regulate space loses everything

How could this happen???

You still have import shortage hitting next week.

They only way they’re going down is if Putin is assassinated in Türkiye

Trump literally told you that then was the time to buy? This is what you get for listening to redditors over Trump.

Google will die from [whatever]

This read very much like the MSFT dooming from the 2010s
Thanks, I'll triple my position.

what would a red day even give you after multiple % up

C'erano canzoni, e per ogni canzone una donna,
C'erano illusionisti, ma non c'era inganno,
C'erano ragazzi dal formidabile cuore:
Si scatenava l'amplesso tra Musa e Furore!

Eia eia Alalá! Eia eia Alalá!

import shortage

All large cap stocked up to last yonks in advance.
Mid cap will have to eat into margins more than they would if they could do the same

I know that there will be a general price increase due to companies capitalising on each others higher prices

Small cap likely fucked

The post-market Regretti dump hit this man hard

Basically it will be a nothingburger for the indices
I’m sure you can find people on reddit doomsing about it if you’re lonely on the sideline though

It’s such a joke that Russell and S&P and DOW and Nasdaq have all followed each other so closely recently. DOW is not just S&P but all the moves are halved, or at least it shouldn’t be

lots of unrealized losses

but those sweet sweet dividends are still coming in

What do you mean anon? Ive never felt better

Baking

What are your div picks? A good chunk of my degen options play proceeds go into MSTY. I'm also eyeing some NAV appreciation picks like MAIN or ET.

Baking

barking?

Niggering

Fresh loaf

a diversified mix of reits and etfs

This I think it might get a squeeze near 11 by end of week if we stay green and survive CPI. In fact a lot of biz memes pumped today Picrel obviously this was amplified due to tariffs

Need PLTR back to 125 to exit and go into leveraged NVDA for earnings in this account. Mutual fund is also over 20% NVDA 16% AAPL 10% MSFT so got a nice pump today

Dude....

consider simplifying your portfolio to holding more $TQQQ

The majority of that account is a 401k and the tech mutual fund is as close as I could get to that. Will look into converting some of the other holdings once possible but more of a semi / NVDA bull

I don't think it's going to happen for many decades at least. The technology to mine asteroids doesn't exist, and even if it did, it would take months if not years to send anything to the asteroid, and again months/years to get anything back. If anything at all goes wrong along the way, the entire investment of billions of dollars is lost. It's a lot easier and less risky to mine metals here on Earth.