/smg/ - Stock Market General

i joined the clown show and bought 0DTE calls yesterday
woke up to a nice $1k profit
sometimes you just have to follow the TA and ignore facts and logic

Other one was slow arse I want my dopamine

You're a shill fishing for a new id!! Fuck you!!!

I'm down 43% ytd because I panic sold the bottom on April 7 (to the exact minute), but I've made some of that back

did they remove 24/5 markets or why do the futures say closed

So what happens next?

Logically profit taking. Clown market melt up. Go long.

How can anyone see TSLA go up 6.5% in ONE DAY on China news while its sales are nosediving in China (and everywhere else) and not immediately turn bearish on the entire US stock market? This whole thing is a fucking clown show.

Just inverse yourself and you will make it

Feel the love generation
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Feel the love generation
Ooh, yeah, yeah

I'm all in on puts lol

More pump just due to the fact China-US trade is restarted question of the month was this too late or too early I think best case secnario is low economic growth to worst case a recession

I bought some etf doing covered puts on TSLA so that made TSLA go up.

tesler always goes up. its just what it does. there is some desperate cope going on but the golden bullrun is back. as you can see 6100 is way closer than 5k or 4800 that the bears talk about

$TSLA to $500

How many people died in the crash that wasn't this guys problem?

But the recession will be minor unless other factors get burned like the rise of credit card spending/BNPL then I suspect a collapse of those people on that may lead to a crisis

In a rational fucking market you'd be rewarded for having basic common sense. In this market, your puts will probably expire worthless.

Go long NVDA for earnings we will see 130s again

futures

imagine doing this and filming yourself, kek lmao what's wrong with americans lmao

He probably thought he was in the right, rolling-(white)castle doctine

Wasn’t really his fault desu

lmao

It was
1. Sometimes you have to give in, you can't undo the wrong of the other by doing another wrong
2. He sees him right in front of him and does not push the brakes one bit.
3. He does it intentional, prior to ramming him, you see his hand adjust on the wheel. He is set to turning him by turning his wheel

Guy in black truck undertook then tried to put in-front of the guy in the video.
Super dangerous; he also broke last minute which caused the crash.

Obviously a retard. You should need to take an IQ test or at least need a high

school diploma to be allowed to drive
Guy filming is just a dash cam lot of people have them I think for insurance purposes

you're gonna make people seethe with this one

Not my problem desu

Same applies to the other guy, should have given in after undertaking instead of trying to force himself into a gap his truck barely fits in
If you don't understand this you can’t drive so fuck off

I got tired of playing with tech stocks and took hard losses on RCAT and SOUN. So I just took my nut ($32K) and put it all into UCO.

Been less stressful since. Oil is cyclical and I foresee it rising in the next year.

I think I made the worst possible plays ever in the last week I will just trade the money I have left in my positions until I lose it and get out of stocks until the market is less fucked

they're both wrong. no I'm not going to elaborate

God fucking DAMN

Hang on while I'm here: stop spamming trump shit on /smg/ It's gotten obnoxious now. Take that shit back to Twitter.

Explain this post to me. What is the webm supposed to express?

Mine neither

he also broke last minute which caused the crash

he was for several seconds slightly in front of the guy and the other did not push brake not even go off the gas, same speed.

That's exactly what I also said.

you can't undo the wrong of the other by doing another wrong

I’m sorry
Pope trump funny nonetheless

Futures, of course

Actually I might suicide it into tsla and see if it pumps at premarket open tomorrow (yes I know this is retarded)

Haven't been here in a few months, people are still holding SOUN? For what purpose?

This has been the sentiment since like 2020 bud.

Stocks HAVE to return to the mean

Why?

They just HAVE to

Been less stressful since. Oil is cyclical and I foresee it rising in the next year.

Not going to happen with OPEC pivoting to cuts and demand cuts on the real economy. The smart money is timing US/Israel bombing Iran but it looks like Trump has backed out for now and we're going to get a big announcement this week on the Abraham accords which will put more downward pressure on the barrel.

pit maneuver while eating a donut

give this man a badge!

RAISE THE INTEREST RATES

Tesla is a meme stock
The USD is a meme currency

OPEC is going to shake out high cost producers, it's going to be good for low cost producers that can survive this in the long run. I also get the feeling that Iran or one of these other glorified gas station countries is going to stir up shit every time oil drops too low.

guess what happens to me this friday

I mean, think about it in an other way : what if you want to prop up the market? You would need massive amount of cash, right? Wrong.
The answer is simple, just buy TSLA. You only need to pump one single stock, and the entire indexes will follow.

Guy that mentioned MLGO why whats good. First glance it just looks like CCP manipulated retard volatility

I do not care. Eating guy was based

youtu.be/EvRSxeyL31Y?si=hdk0DO1O5T40eINK

people are trying to rationalize an irrational market

I just need it to be bad enough that bulls stop buying for a second and it dips slightly red for a moment, that's all
A repeat of the negative GDP day would be good. A big dip ollowed by schizos buying but by then I jumped ship

*teleports behind you*

so the deal supports walmart and target
and still rapes working class people who just wanna buy cheap clothes

nothing personel lower class

$RCAT and $SOUN are fine midcap stocks you didn't need to sell.

Thinking of redoing my portfolio
SCHG 50%
SOXL 25%
TSLL 7.5%
MSTR 7.5%
CEP 5%
ASST 5%

Thoughts? Should I add anything in?

Doll status: 2

BVLLGODS... HOW WE DOING? SVRGE!

based calorie consumer, never stopped chewing

Why mstr over ibit. I just started buying big with the plan to seen ootm covered calls monthly since the premiums are pretty good. Seems better when just holding Bitcoin. Is there a downside I'm not thinking of?

are americans actually buying shit on temu? Doesn’t this just hurt tiktok niggers shilling their dropshipping company

does not push the brakes one bit.

how could you see his brake pushing pedal from the dash cam? He even slowed his chewing a bit out of caution

For what purpose?

To hold the bags of the people who cashed out at the top

Mexicans, Indians, niggers and the Polish use temu here.

I hadn't thought about IBIT. I just thought MSTR might have more hype behind it if Bitcoin makes new ATHs.

retail poorfags haven't gotten their paychecks yet so it'll keep pumping on the china news for the rest of the month

shake out high cost producers

they will be bought out by the majors, or at least larger producers for cheap who will cut costs and continue production. Its a consolidation cycle and big oil always wins

futures

this just hurts tiktok fags normal people go to walmart

normal people at walmart are still subject to price increases from tariffs you inbred retard

decayniggers are right about leveraged ETFs, they are horrible as long term holds.

yep. only people I've ever heard talk about temu or aliexpress are immigrants.

Every woman I know used it a single time and then never used it again after realizing the clothing quality was so shitty that it was practically falling apart right out the box.

i panic sold at exact same time. I am a panican. I am just sitting collecting my 4.5%.
TDS strikes again, many such cases.

I am just gonna buy some google and call it a day.

itoddler wojak nigger learns the chinese make tools that no one else in the world makes

idk i think stopping people from buying temuslop is a win desu

Since tiktokfags and immigrants can't order for free they'll have to go to walmart = higher demand = higher prices (for all). Shrimple as.

Less for americans, good for me.

two more weeks until we get empty shelves

whats the play here ?
just buy DBO or OILK?

da chinks

Don’t care. Fuck China
MAGA

I see the indians are here

muh libs

muh immigrants

youre in the wrong board SAAR

Yeah, this thread is terrible.
I hope it gets better tomorrow, /smg/ has improved the last few days.

Goodnight fellow yt /smg/ gentlepersons
All other races can kill themselves, especially the jews and pakis

IVVD pumped today if only I put thousands of dollars into it instead of $200

goodnight

This is an American board
It’s yuropoor

how low would cpi need to be tomorrow for stuff to come down/ crash?

gn euro

how do you even find low market stocks before it giga pumps

that was me
i just think there’s a decent chance it pumps. no other reason. i feel like the previous big pump was cut short, and this feels like the kind of thing people will pump to shit on minor news

also, shoutout to achr crabbing

Yesterday was Sunday, dumbass. Post more believable bait.

Can some high iq nigga explain why finpros like to buy very long deep itm calls as a way to earn gains on stonks? Is it just risk management if it doesn’t play out well? I’m thinking far out of the money would earn a much higher gain if stock does increase but then again you might lose it all. Ty

someone posted it here so i bought it

GOOGbros, I bought at 148. Sell now or hope for more green tomorrow?

Erasmus girls are the best in the world
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Paris, Rome, London, Spain, erasmus girls are insane
Lisbon, Denmark and Beirut, erasmus girls are so cute
Germany, Holland and France, erasmus girls just want to dance
Finland, Prague and Bucharest, erasmus girls are the best!!

bro goog is a long term bet , you can hold on to that for a year or more.Id prolly start thinking of dropping it at 250-300

if true, the 20% fent tariff may go away meaning more poomping?

I fucking give up on trying to analyze anything. I'm going all in on NVDA tomorrow and no one can convince me otherwise. If a gigadump happens in the next week and we retest new lows, you'll know that it was my fault.

Im poor as fuck brother I could only put 3500 into it. I have tiny funds so I play the short game.

year

i like making something daily or at least weekly

im not that guy to give advice on that stuff. All i know is the market is treating google like the the ugly step child, and later it is gonna figure out its a hottie with double d's who loves to give head. That time could be 3 months from now or 5 years from now.

guys, is the "sunk cost fallacy" real?

Man I was thinking all weekend how I should've loaded up on soxl Friday
Fuck me and hesitating

i live in asia faggot, it's already morning here
i can't post my positions because jannies rangebanned me from posting images for posting loli

wish you good luck with it. i tend to bet on indexes to make things a bit easier

whatever happened with those airplanes that crashed against each other? was anyone rightfully blamed?

I wonder if it's too late to go all in, fomo does me dirty too often

the government investigated its self and said "lol oopsies"

Why coinbase suddenly pumped 10%?
Bitcoin didnt move

On 3x leveraged, I wouldn't after a pump as much as I will hate to see gains I'll end up missing out on
Just praying supply shocks are real in late June ~ August and tanks the market dragging it along with it

just remember, nothing ever happens.

Got included into sp500 due to financial deregulation on how crypto counts as revenue

Joining S&P. Replacing Discover Financial merging with Capital One. Fuck that merger all my money and credit cards were with discover and discover bank now I'm going to have to move it all. Can't fucking believe this shit got approved this country is a joke.

Holly fuck
Where did you read this btw? Could not find shit on investing.com

I made 525k in the first minute today. It's honestly kind of fried my brain.
Now obsessed on how to play soxl and when to sell. Do I really aim for 35 with so much at stake. Do I hold forever to get me first in line for the singularity.

Anyone know?

I remember 6 million of Spy 60 puts were bought once. I always wondered what the plan was becuase if spy ever hit 60, you wouldn't be able to collect as society would be mad max at that point.

Had $500 from when I used robinhood so bought 150 shares.
That money is kinda not real to me anymore but still of course I hope it pumps.
You thinking the last pump which ended at 30 was cos tariffs were due the day after?
If so, and assuming you have a position, when you mean to hold till?
Last thing I want is to hodl a penny stock

Google is a trash investment right now it’s getting sued by multiple EU countries and US wants to break it up as well. Played the prior earnings held for a quarter and dumped for a loss there are much better large cap plays out there that won’t crab. Wait for a pullback in META around 480, AAPL under 200, Amazon 180 etc. essentially last weeks prices you go long right here after a big run in the indexes you will regret it short term

i think there was a screencap of a tweet somewhere earlier

i’m tired boss.

Bumping off a cryptojeet thread also doesn't matter.

For sure, that is what the average retard should do.
I am trying to see if I can beat the average market returns with finding value companies. I am actually huntting smaller caps to find some better opportunities.

There are definately regulatory headwind issues.When was the last time a company was broken up tho? You really think Donny T is gonna let a massive company break apart under his regime?
I just think google is a long term play, its at 17 times earning, it has better margins, growth and is cheaper. I bought meta at 80s a couple years back based on similar principles that the market was just misspricing cash flows of a good company.

futures

Friend married a japanese girl and has a kid with her, another friend is marrying a vietnamese national. I wanna know how to profit off of this and how come there seems to be a significant uptick in men going abroad to date?

It even worse knowing dating apps are dying.

It's over.

oh but im still a degenerate gambler with leverage that if left unattended could wipe out the whole account in these extremely volatile times

soxl
WTIU

Simple as

Mumus bout to get beheemed.

guys, is the "sunk cost fallacy" real?

its real if you believe and chase a loser. winners cut their losses and reinvest with better experience.

what if the "loser" is your life?

Yeah for sure this time Google will be regulated hard by US courts, this time for real, trust the plan.

So when's the next big dump then? As is tradition on this rollercoaster.

Remember when you read the exact same shit 1:1 for Microsoft in the early 2010s?
Yeah, you're at that time right now.

what if the "loser" is your life?

simple, change it. Its all in your head.

It was last month. Why didn't you load up?

I dunno what that blue line means, but it sure didn't prevent reaching new highs for months and months just a few months ago

I own just shy of 3 ARVN shares at an average of 6.59 a share, they just beat EPS expectations by $2.11 this quarter, strong buy or am I missing something?
They're pharma, if this price capping shit is serious, that could be bad, plus pharma has been dumping since they're so over-invested.
The returns could be amazing if they get back up to their previous highs, but if they don't I'm only down like 18 dollars.
And yes >t. poorfag

Nah, it's physical stuff, not life threatening, but would probably need medications, maybe surgery, to make life worth living anymore. All very expensive, might be better off just cutting my losses, and let my family do something better with my assets

I don't get why people put so much important on one CPI print. We already knew people tried to frontrun the tariffs and build up inventory. In fact the last ship from China arrived in Seattle just this week so ship stopping can't have a tangential impact on the CPI print.

It's going to be roughly fourteen hours from now, as I tend to poop only once a day around the same time. Stock sirs, please wait until my fresh dumpy wumpy is ready for enjoyment

if youre poor theres no point in holding common stock you should just start flipping funded accounts

Is a 50/50 split between Tesla puts and Bitcoin the optimal portfolio?

I loaded up plenty, I'm just hype for the next round.

I asked chatgpt:
Blue line is darkpool buys (off market trades between hedgies declared at eod)

Basically insider traders did insider trading before china deal.

duh

I dunno why its bearish tho, red line is up is stability

alright, i get it. no more TA and expecting dumps. i'll look at Trump tweets and buy whenever he posts.

significant uptick in men going abroad to date

not sure what you mean by that but its becoming a trend since more and more men are realizing how much easier it is to get laid going abroad. pretty sure the rest of the world has a disproportionate ratio of women to men so lots of more single women in other countries.

Look anon, I'm a retard flying completely blind by the seat of my pants, say hypothetically I was rich, strong buy or not?

Front running tariffs doesnt mean you wont start passing on tariff increses to your customer, you just keep the difference as your profit. Apple is already talking about increasing iphone pricing by 30%, they arent going to call it tariff related cuz they dont want to trigger the tard.

Buy bitcoin and short mstr

why would mstr go down

So we're getting tariffs AND price increases just because?

Sounds like it. Tariffs have dropped and yet the price increases are here to stay.

yes, the president put a 30% sales tax on every foreign made domestic good
because he thinks they pay it and not the american consumer

UXVY looks so stupidly oversold. Good buy for tomorrow?

damn my boomer dca account is up 5% this month and my gambling account only 1%

oversold

wow S&P is really an abbreviation for Standard & Poor
i thought it was a meme
what did they mean by naming it this?

half tomorrow half next week it could take another dumpy

The point is whether there's tarrifs or not companies will still raise their shit 30%. We are still paying the "temporary" COVID price increases from four years ago. Prices will never go down. The government and corporations are your enemies meant to rob you and make you weaker.

We are at war with these corporations that want to fill your homeland with Indians in the name of cheap wages and rob whatever disposable income you have. The only way to fight back is to spend as little money as possible, buy crypto, and shoplift as much as you can from self checkout.

120% tax on de minimus too.

Still gonna cause some gdp contraction.

buy crypto

Yeah it will dump harder, just planning on scalping some gains

Sounds good Chang/Ivan , down with the west and all. I'll make sure to steal more.

futures already inching over the cliff

lmao

Is now a good time to get spxl or would i just be buying the top?

Dude was probably an off duty cop, that's why he didn't give a fuck. He knows his buddies will get him off.

Your daughter's future. Ya know, cause she fucks niggers.

americans will only love being taxed if its framed in relation to foreigners. Now watch Trump get away with commie price controls but frame it in relation to foreigners

What i dont understand is why didnt the market take a dumpy on pharma companies after the anouncement.
1.Either the pharm bros are gonna circumvent it somehow
2.Or the market thinks he is full of shit.

MSTR will continue to deploy $20B in capital to buy additional BTC over the next few months

COIN added to S&P

BTC is going to 120k after another leg down desu
It is technically cheap if you go by PE but their ad revenue per clock will go down as Open AI, Apple AI etc competitors develop alternate search options that are more efficient than searching for something that spits out 60 ad sense covered links that aren’t even relevant when you can just GPT something and get the answer in a few seconds

Try holding it for a month or 2 right now and it will go no higher than 170 over the next few months. Much better options out there that make $10/share at the price range and some even do it in a day
If they split out YouTube/youtube TV I would go hard into that I think that segment will continue to grow and take market share from plug in cable

he legally cant do it without congress like biden did to insulin so people think its full of shit and will die in court

good

Happy for you man, just withdraw/set aside like half of the gains before you bet it all on black again and you're probably golden either way
Even if you miss a bigger boat, at least you got a boat to speak of

cutting my losses

go big before you go home

you know if that was true their revenues would be going down not up, They are diversifying away from search and they have really good additional properties
android
youtube
Maps
Waymo
Cloud
Chrome
Search product is actually improving with gemini, provides useful info quicker than chat gpt.

I dont think this is an overnight play, A lot of other companies are richly priced at multiples in 30's with little room for multiple expansion. they are priced like growth stocks , but they dont grow that much anymore.

I am bullish for google long term, but that means 1 year to 5 years.

I think they will get a slap on the wrist, and then continue to print money. They will likely absorb some of the AI traffic with their own product.

wdym?

Dont jinx it, be humble

LT it will go back above 200 in a year or so but the chart right now looks gross not worth touching until it reverses the trend

Don't know why people are surprised. Last week was straight down every single day except when news happened. Now there's no news left to happen. Why wouldn't we resume the previous trend?

Will we ever return to a rational market based on fundamentals? Or is the stock market just going to be the new bread and circuses where the federal reserve keeps inflating it through currency debasement so that everyone forgets about how everything else is going to shit? I want off this ride.

Good advice, cheers.

maybe at the end of the day the 3x leveraged tards are the smartest ones out of all of us afterall.

every institution that handles money (banks, insurance companies, hedge funds etc.) auto-buys american stocks every day
not just in america, but all across the world
line is basically guaranteed to go up forever due to this constant global buying pressure unless there are huge news to cause a sell off or america declines

Congrats ! Did you really have 1.5 milli just hanging on soxl. Balls on this guy. Have you done this before?

I would go full boomer with 500k nigga, play it safe. Are you rich already?

This sentiment was present before literally every single market crash that ever happened. 'It's different this time.' 'We're smarter this time.' 'It can't happen again.' Every crash has people saying that in the year leading up to it. This will be no exception.

When the housing bubble burst in 2008 they printed money to reinflate the bubble, and now nobody can afford housing. Line go up is killing this country.

Maybe

Source?

What's the source?

Just look at S&P on a 10 year window, monthly RSI. We're at the inflection point of the fourth itty bitty divergence. Phoneposting rn and I don't feel like making a screenshot and drawing on it and shit

Since when does trump care about the law?

if it hits $10 i dump my shares (I had 150 but sold 25 for $3.40) and if it hits $4/5 i dump my short term calls. i have some october calls i’ll hold onto for a while because god damn $100 for an october 2.5 call is cheap

if it doesnt apply as a law then why should big pharma give a fuck and abide by it

Made $4400 leaf bucks this month (so far) selling puts on SOXL. Not as good a return as if I bought SOXL, but I'm still happy.

10k cash on the sides, been dcaing soxl past 3 weeks and its been great, what would be your picks to DCA every week?
i'm thinking GOOG, META, CISO, and maybe some VOO/VOOG but im retarded

Why the fuck would anyone look at a trendline from fucking 1929? The country is barely recognizable, its economy is build around different tenets, it’s fake and gay and the world is now globalized - there’s no connection between now and then. Weirdest TA spergout I’ve ever seen.

The divergences are all well within the last 10 years thoughbeit. I believe him when he says that pure TA without regard for le fundamentals is the only thing that made him money in this retard market

The market is very close to its ath. It's hard to be there when it went "straight down" every day

The value of the USA stock market is more closely related to dollar inflation than anything else.

Hedgies pumping shit on no volume in afterhours for it to crab/slow bleed during the entire trading day is neither normal nor healthy market behavior mumu. Make the most out of the next 5-8% pump, it's likely all you're getting for a while

crypto rugging

futures rugging

it's over isn't it. i missed my opportunity to exit once again

Join the gold death cult with me

We just

Declared economic war against the entire world

Started an embargo on our 3rd biggest trading partner

Specifically targeted our 2 largest trading partners, threatened to annex one, threatened boots on the ground on the other

Didn't even had demands to negotiate trade deals for the first weeks (The failed Japan deal), our current demands on the China deal were all made up along the way

All of these inflationary pressures and volatility on top of a population that can barely afford goods and whose debt is at an all time high

Proved to the entire world that the guy at the helm of our government is an idiot, there's only 1 (one) somewhat reasonable person in his administration

And the market didn't circuit break even 1 single day when the rest of the world did circuit break at least once, some countries multiple times. After the initial shock nothing mattered anymore, not even a contracting GDP with 0 positive news afterwards mattered, that was shrugged in a couple of hours. Well, one thing mattered: Tweets, rumors, hearsay, and insider trading.
So to address your question, no. The US market will never be based on fundamentals. After 2008 something changed that made the US market truly exceptional, it is near impossible to break. You just had the biggest stress test you could throw at it bar of a Chinese/Russian plant becoming the US president and purposely trying to destroy the country.
To be fair, we were just a few days away from feeling the biggest effects of port volume coming to a halt and the lack of goods/price increases from it. Between April 21 and May 2 the bullrun was retarded, but between May 2 and May 9 it was started to show some weakness and shakiness. Without the China deal it would've likely curved downwards already. Trump really owes Xi his presidency

absolutely mindbroken leftypol bobo

Congrats on the $5

good morning shithands, did your twitter balance clear for 15 cents

You aren't even American. Shut up.

careful, the snowflakes dont like that

what you're witnessing is all a big aftershock of the great tulip dip

Do I sell and take profit?

Anon you’re supposed to sell on very green days and buy on red days. Ever since I started doing this religiously everything went green for my port.

I did that on liberation day and proceeded to be liberated of my money for the next week

I voted for this.

futures

y-you're brown!

God I love it when bears lose money

I don't understand you fucking bulls... you had an amazing 20 green day run (granted there was ONE "pink" day at -0.7% that got eaten on open) culminating in a plus 4% day (ndx up over 900 points), and you have retards shitting their pants over futures doing -0.3 during the night. I hate you all so much