Over a million people had their shit exposed because coinbase only hires street shitting pajeets

I'm legit fucked if my data gets exposed I live in a dirt poor shithole but in 2021 was at 7 figures and traded with that shit then watched it all go down by literally -90%, plus paid 0 taxes on anything.

They blame street shitters for betraying them but don't say they will stop using street shitters. So the street shitting betrayals will continue.

we will pursue the harshest penalties possible and will not pay the $20 million ransom demand we received

Based! ELBOWS UP

I got one of the emails, I'm literally shitting myself in terror.
They were supposed to DELETE MY FUCKING ID PHOTO I am so fucking dead.
I am actually going to die.

Coinchud should've just payed the ransom
Some poo needs a new toilet lol

Coinbase is a joke. They charge rhe most fees. Used to be able to transact with debit card without account. Then after x number transactions, must have account. LAME.

Surprised it took this long. Conbase has been known for having the most useless fucking jeet support forever, if you ever get locked out of your account you're fucked unless you got social media clout to get actual human beings to look at it.

Just in time for being listed on ASS&P 500 hope they crash and never return

this WILL lead to people getting kidnapped and murdered

What's the downside again?

KYC is for your own protection btw

oversea support agent

which country?

KEK

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20 million ransom

For what? They make it sound like all that happened is some user info was leaked. How can you demand ransom for that? On another note, i have been getting fake text message notifications that someone initiated a withdrawal from my coinbase account. Does this mean my info was one of the leaked accounts?

I can get you into the EU within a week for 50k

Conbase has been known for having the most useless fucking jeet support forever

what company under the sun isn't running their stuff through some guy's ass in Mumbai these days?

If someone nuked an Indian city or 5, it would be the best thing for our careers.

Lol I’m armed to the teeth, go right ahead and try something, you’ll only die trying.

t. Burger who has guns.

These faggots locked my acc with 7 figures in it for months, and then terminated it, cause some dei or 3rd world shitter employee was annoyed at my gainz. They eventually let me take the money out, but not before incorrectly overcharging thousands in fees that I never got back. NOW I might quite literally have to shoot my way through hoards of NIGGERS trying to rob me, because KIKEBASE decided to exploit 3rd world jeets for customer support, and gave them access to my info. FUCK KIKEBASE, and fuck that bald faggot that owns it.

Sorry, I meant to say HORDES OF NIGGERS, but I’m just so god damn angry right now. My apologies.

Rouge overseas support agents

How are they rouge if coinbase is the one that hired them, you fucking retards

This is the same fucking company that was asking for Social security numbers this year because

YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR TAXES GOY

God I hate Coinbase so fucking much

They probably lost every single user info that was ever uploaded and are trying to downplay it because some indian middle manager hired a bunch of his fucking cousins in mumbai
They'll obfuscate and downplay and stay silent up until they just *POOF* and in a a year you'll get a class action lawsuit notice where you get a check for $6.50

Just Like FTX

for all their regulations and kyc, i gave coinbase a fake name (close to mine but not it) 6 years ago and they still haven't noticed

all jeet scammers can do with this is spearfish you if they get your email, name, and address. Just ignore any messages and they take you off the list. When there's a million+ victims they dont have time or luxury to seriously rfuck with every single leak. The mega retards and the guys who flaunt their crypto wealth on social media are the ones who should actually be concerned about getting black-bag hacked with bolt-locking their doors at night and setting up dead mans switches

White man goes to prison for life for a hate crime murder of a PoC who just needed to feed hees keeds

I've said it a couple of times but this madness of sending ID copies, selfies and recording yourself saying some shit (Some neobanks have started doing this) will have consequences. Databases get leaked all the fucking time. Email is barely usable.

defi users unaffected

Not like they give a shit.

Not my problem if you get defrauded

Goyim have no choice in the matter

It absolutely seems likely they are downplaying something. If these scam coinbase texts im getting are an indication that my account info was leaked, then it means not only MTU info was affected. I haven't even logged in to coinbase in several months.

Defi usd volume makes selling to usd infeasible. Plus you’re just as likely if not more likely to have your data leaked, since you need to give bank dets to the guy on the other end of the trade on something like bisq

imagine giving kikes your biometric data and penis inspection scans. how fucking retarded are you people? i bet all the dumb niggercattle here who gave away all their private data for KYC also signed up to be first in line at the vax clinics. you are all despicable nigger cattle

yeah but who gives a fuck
if a Anon Babble one day asks me to take a selfie with a drivers license to shitpost - I'm gonna do that

Why do people even use Coinbase? You can p2p trade on localcoinswap . com or alexscommunity on tg. They offer every kind of service on these places. No kyc...

Another issue is now tax offices all over the world are collecting wallet addresses and designating you a crypto trader. How long until that shit leaks or some insider working there sells the info to bad actors?

Every other crypto service is banned in NYC except for kikebase. There's barely any way to offload even with a VPN in this dogshit kiked state

he used a CEX

he used one that required KYC

kek

Wait what's this? Goybase is doxing customers or something yeah?
Don't you guys have guns?

>>localcoinswap

shit spreads

shit volumes

have to give bank dets to literal criminals

get debanked for money laundering

Can use business accs and shit to hide your dets from criminals, but you still end up getting debanked and having to sell your btc at below market value. Defi currently sucks ass for large amounts if your goal is to participate in society.

no way is someone from a dirt poor shithole losing 90% after getting to 7 figures. you would've absolutely cashed out a big chunk of what would be life changing money.

maybe you got to 5 figures?

Well I didn’t and I just slurped more bc Friday is gonna be the last day to do so before the next price range. Sucks for those tards I guess.

>this WILL lead to people getting kidnapped and murdered

Wrong I'm American. This will lead to me engaging in self defense torture and execution of anyone who tries to kidnap me. I'm looking forward to the attempts to get at me for my crypto.

i have been getting fake text message notifications that someone initiated a withdrawal from my coinbase account.

I get these too kek

Based brother I was wondering why nobody was saying this but yeah, try it.

anyone noticed how
jews always pull these things off at a local top ?

Imagine being stupid enough to home invade or even try something in public against a crypto owning American lmao. They have to take you alive to get your keys so they need to show restraint. They can enjoy my AR-15 with an FRT in it if they try me at home and I don't ever leave my home without a conceal carry even just to take the trash out. Good luck.

overseas support agents

Why won’t they just say they tried to cut costs by hiring retarded scammer jeets?

I'm a billionaire in many countries.

American “men” can’t even take the trash out without holding a gun?! LMAO WHAT EVEN

So where should I cash out? Kraken? Gemini want me to update pictures sent to them so they can fuck off.

Also lawsuit when? These niggers need to learn a hard lessen on why you shouldn’t offshore very important jobs.

using CEX in the age of onramp and p2p

YOU GET
WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

The security retards probably thought it was good idea to keep your ID just in case you need to recover your account in the future... The result is that now that any services you have used are now vulnerable to identity theft. I don't know how these things work but if anything bad happens to you, you shouldn't be liable for it

DONT REDEEM ANSWER. DONT REDEEM ANSWER SAAAR

This. Most of you retards are fine.

It was just a couple of bad apples it's not like alll 77 billion indians are playing the "who's a better scammer" game 24/7 dont be racist

Does this mean my info was one of the leaked accounts?

Not necessarily. I get many scam messages for banks that I don't even have an account. They often use trial and error and hope the scam sticks

Every few years we get another Mt. Gox event as a treat