/smg/ stock market general

Apologize edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV Streams:

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

the stock market is not a device

All I need is a 10 bagger

From her expressionisms, she always looks like she's either in severe pain, or shit faced drunk, or whacked out on some drugs

I mean she would have to be in order to process the fact that the American people preferred a literal retard over her.

She looks retarded because that's what she is.

The democrats really couldn't come up with anyone better than fucking Kamala?

I hate her but i would fuck her until God shows up if you know what I mean

Imagine her drunk as fuck cackling like an unhinged retard while you're slamming into her fat ass with everything you have, financially speaking

Oh if only you could have a drugged up alky in permanent pain instead of the monstrous post truther currently in the white house. How good life would be.

Bought about 10k of Apple at 205, how fucked am I?

It is fine. Just hold for a year or two and gain 20%

Negative $400/500, not too bad.

They still don’t understand that their woke psychosis is viewed negatively by the majority population. David Hogg is going to get the boot from the DNC literally because they want a dyke negress tranny in power.

Looks like my put spreads are getting cooked by the owl but I'm gonna double down.
I was right to limit risk this time around at least

When did they turn into this? As a euro I often see people saying that a politician/celebrity isn't right wing but a "Obama-era democrat". I guess that republicans changed course after 2008 and years of being governed by the dems who didn't give a shit, but I can't see the turning catalyst for the dems

I'm new to investing as a leaf.
Should I be investing in all Canadian stocks, like VFV instead of VOO and SCHD and stuff? I know the 15% withholding tax exists and the conversion fee from CAD -> USD.
I'm just wondering if I'm losing money if I don't use a US account.

I just finished watching Back to the future for the nth time, and there's nothing wrong with banging your mother.
How do I profit from realizing this?

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asks if he should buy stocks from a country that threatens to invade and annex his on a daily basis

Have you no shame?

My greed > my shame.
It's where the money is.

Nta but trump is a pussy and he won’t do anything and I’ll still buy America because loyalty to an economic zone is retarded ( also I would like to join the USA )

Are we winning yet

I'm cringing on your behalf. No wonder Canada is so fucked.

uuuh delet dis, this is hostile and a political act. You're not supposed to be transparent and see the taxes the government charges you.

Futures going green. Looks like another day of bobo getting fucked in the ass

Don't listen to him, fellow based leaf. Trump might be acting like an asshole but that's no reason to stay out of US stocks. Whether or not you lose money is dependant on what kind of trading you do. If you're doing buy and hold then US indexes outperform Canadian ones, not to mention US tech. But if you're trading options or whatever your strategy matters more than country of origin.

ooof, and with 100B of buybacks, at that.

If tariffs are taxes why are they listed as a separate line item?

I'm buying and holding for 10+ years. Ideally I want to hold the stocks for 25+ years. I like the tech industry so I was already planning on investing in tech ETFs.
I'm still new, like I just starting putting my money in my TFSA account to use last week. I bought 30 shares of SCHD since I hear it's a safe way. Then I was planning on investing in tech stuff like VGT or BAKA. I also like manufacturing sectors for tech, like semiconductor stocks like TSM, I have 5 shares of that.
I just wonder if conversion fee is kicking my ass. I buy stocks once a week. Then I plan on slowing it down to once a month. So I don't know if paying for a Wealthsimple US account is worth it.

Because sales tax varies due to the buyer's state. The tariff tax is always the same because it is a tax on all buyers in the US.

Sloorp more before earnings or take a loss

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TSMC is a good company but I don't know if I'd want to buy them long term. They're Taiwanese and you never know if/when that China thing will pop off. If you want semiconductor exposure Samsung and INTC are probably both safer bets. AMD used TSMC and NVIDIA is, well, NVIDIA, even with their stock down as much as it is it's still pretty highly valued.

As far as brokers go, I use Questrade and have had no issues with them. They also just brought in 0 commission trades. You pay a bit for converting money but who gives a shit if you're doing it one time to buy something, hold for 5+ years, and then one time again to sell. Personally speaking, I keep all my money in USD because our country is a shitshow and I don't think our dollar is going to appreciate meaningfully vs USD in the foreseeable future.

China won't invade. They will democratically elect a pro china party and then Hong Kong it. Their defensive capabilities exist only to protect their soft power protection.

no they had several better options
the problem with democrats is they treat their organization like a literal company
instead of finding someone new and suitable for the job it has to be "next in line" cause everyone gets a turn :)

They are Panican, they showed weakness by initiating a buyback of their stocks. They should have just said that there's no future and it's fucking over, that would have been alpha chad asf. Tesla did it and look at them, they are bloompinghh *gnashes teeth* *drools all over my pants so it looks like piss accidentally*

It's in a TFSA so every time I sell I think it always converts to CAD.
Once I max out my TFSA contribution (will take a long time since I have a max limit of 102k) I might consider using some other brokers. I really do want to have some USD instead of CAD because our dollar is so shit right now.

If you're worried about the currency going to shit throw it into VFV

Since its hedged in CAD, the dollar plummeting will actually get you a better return than VOO. Honestly VFV is a great bet considering its had a 17% annual return since its inception 12 years ago.

you never know if/when that China thing will pop off

Here's what to look for:
Low confidence indicators

buildup of military forces

aggressive rhetoric

attempts to diplomatically isolate Tiawan

military exercises near Tiawan

Moderate confidence indicators

construction of mulberry style transportable artificial harbours

explicit focus on the development of naval and amphibious capability at the expense of the ground forces

"grey zone" attacks (cutting undersea cables, cyberattacks, election interference, that sort of thing

High confidence indicators

buildup of amphibious capability in the Taiwan strait

exercises around Taiwan involving the deployment of artificial harbours

accusations of Taiwanese "provocation" (a claim that they have "declared independence" from china seems the most likely)

large shipments of blood/blood plasma to troops on "exercise" (CODE RED - attack is likely imminent)

Yes, because nobody is going to buy that garbage kek
MADE IN THE USA IS COMING BACK NIGGA HAHAHAHAHAHA
Just wait until the US government goes full fascist and starts paying companies to manufacture in the US to off set labor costs. US will merge companies with government power and influence like China does. With automation growing exponentially, the cost to manufacture in the US will gradually go down, and a 25% tax on AI manufacturing will literally subsidize American UBI. Next step is kicking out foreign owners of US real estate, and limiting corporate ownership of single family homes. Cheap energy and AI will lead to the new golden age. We are at the Don of an unstoppable Empire. We just gotta kill all these fucking jews!

construction of mulberry style transportable artificial harbours

Nah fäm, they want to do the "tried and true massive deregulation", where did you get this schizo fantasy from?
More like corporations will own all the houses, infinite AI slop simulations will require more and more energy so going back to using fossil fuels in large quantities makes sense, because the world is literally ending it's over the west has fallen !!!
Does it sound crazy? Yep, it does. But you only need to listen to them and they will tell you what's up. They sort of expect the world to end SOON (in two weeks) so there's no need to plan for the future.

why the fuck is SPY ripping afterhours on no news

Will it be red tomorrow?
Looking to buy in when it's a discount.

yeah the actual pre invasion buildup (bloodbags and false flags) is basically the only remaining indicator that has not yet been met
I was expecting the chinks to launch the operation here in 2025, but they might wait a little longer to try and maximise damage to the US economy before they attack
That's why I consider the invasion of Taiwan a buy indicator, that will be the moment the CCP thinks is the bottom

Cheena trade talk rumors . Same shit they’ve been saying for days

I've been led to understand that the zucks plan (along with his fellow tech oligarchs) is to divide America between them into a group of smaller "corporation states" each led by a single tech CEO who owns all the land and resources and runs their state like a business
The people, of course, will be "free" to choose whichever corporation state they want to live under

A lot of my portfolio is in chinkstocks since last year. My thesis was that the US and Chinese economies are so intertwined that a full decoupling will never happen and this will prevent Xi from going full retard and invading Taiwan. I still think blumpf will back down on the tariffs before economic armageddon, but this trade war is making me doubt my thesis. I'm up 35% in a year so maybe I should sell, I dunno.

Where? I literally don't even see the rumors. Is it just the idea of a rumor that they're pumping on?

Stock market outcomes are heavily politicized so the glowie market is in full force. In the future, stock market crashes will happen every month but will be resolved within 24 hours by an automated stock purchase / money printing fedAI system. The party will NOT tolerate red days

oh yea how could America not vote for this super likable brown woman?

Algorithms are built not to make money from other algo's, but to extract wealth from boomer tier investment funds and retail.
The money in the stock market isn't real, they can't take it all out or it collapses, so they suck the real money in and never give it back if they don't have to.
All stock allows are designed to take all predictable retails money, and to do that they need stock to always go up, so they only buy from one another and inflate the price so you buy in and then create spooks to get you to sell at a loss.
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN or HOLD
NEVER TRADE OR CARE ABOUT PRUNING, JUST HOLD

There's no gentle way to put this so I'm gonna be blunt: you are literally repeating the words of the investors who were around immediately prior to WW1 - specifically the ones who lost everything
youtube.com/watch?v=_SBO01JY4aQ

will the market ever get tired of this? trump and bessent have been saying everyday for the past 3 weeks that there's totally a deal in the works. it's bullshit.

Yes, "freedom cities" or "freedom zones" as they put it would be the initial version of it. They would all eventually be under the benevolent protection of the state, but the state would not be protecting the people themselves. You know, the people are customers to their freedom city so they can just leave™ if it's bad for them.
Basically these guys don't believe that humans have any inherent value outside of productivity, and they like to think that they are living in the end times that will bring about the emergence of their machine god. All sorts of unhumane shit makes sense when you think that you can't afford to slip up a single bit when it comes to efficiency.

I like the cut of his jib.

US has withdrawn from Ukraine peace talks. Market finna pump.

It all sounds more like a classic land grab than anything else to me, I've always held that any ideology a suit professes to have is nothing but a facade to justify seeking some or all of the same 4 basic things

Wealth

Power

Status

Sex

At some point clownworld is going to clown hard enough to generate an actual question at one of these things from someone claiming to represent /smg/, I can practically taste it

He's already yelled for someone to shut the fucking door on a hot mike

Everything is gone to shit
Sell gold, buy microsoft

Jerome yells shut the fucking door

market pumps

I'm so damn sick of this clown world, bobros...

Thanks for taking the time to meet with us Mr Chairman, shoutout to my degens at smeg. What do you think is the likelihood that the current inflation rate will subside given the volatility in the fuel prices?

No.

Hmm this is...concerning. I still don't see it happening, but neither did they. In any case, if shit hits the fan my chinkstocks will go to zero but everything else will also crash, though probably not as badly.

The President of the United States stating that they will be sanctioning China and that China will not be allowed to do business with the US

No reaction

China confirming that they received the US's calls

BUY BUY BUY

Apparently never. Big money is betting on deals being made and rates being cut this month.

i guess i shouldn't have bought hundreds of 1dte puts today huh

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Musk allies with Trump

Tesla reports earning disaster

Stock dumps for a moment

Trump administration suddenly says there will be de-escalation with China

Tesla rallies despite shitty economic outlook

Bezos allies with Trump

Amazon beats earnings but offers soft guidance due to tariffs

Stock plummets

Trump admin suddenly says "China is reaching out to us, we will talk soon"

Market bounces back

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

US News reports US eager for tariff talks and door is open

No one actually reads what the Chinese commissioner said

Pump it up!

At the very least, being aware of the risk thanks to history leaves you better prepared than your 1914 compatriots

Chinese stocks are already trading at normal p/e ratios. Wouldn't the US be more likely to take the equity haircut from a war time economy as they print trillions which will force rates up and cause either inflation or equity to drown?

Another day of Bobo getting rekt ahead. This is your reward for trusting Chinese propaganda.

You are underestimating how severe the consequences of a war would actually be.
EVERYONE is going to take an equity haircut, all at the same time
The safest place to park your money will be with whoever is least involved in the war, which was Switzerland last time around but will be someone different for this one because they are no longer nuetral

Why's it pumping overnight? I bought spy puts an hour before close and was up 125%.

No news

While everyone would take a haircut, equity would need to take by far the biggest one because of surging yields and them needing to refinance their debts etc etc etc. but let's be honest the US cannot afford a true war anymore without wide spread inflation and devaluing the dollar and those who own fixed income assets wouldn't allow it

.......and my allergies just hit for the season
Gonna have to spend a ton on meds. Is this investable information

That's all very true, but its also never stopped anyone from starting a war, just look at Russia in Ukraine if you want a modern example

Yeah I'll long benadryl (KVUE)

Oh shit, I forgot I had benadryl. That will get me through till I can go out and get some of the nasal spray and eye drops
Guess I'm sleepin' good tonight

Did you know tariffs cause inflation - and, let's be honest, this at a time when we've already had mass inflation? So what is Trump doing? And why are people supporting him?

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Did anyone else realize that this week's setup is eerily similar to how the market moved between March 17 and March 25? check technical indicators anons.
Protip: there was a massive contraction that lasted 3 to 4 days after.

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massive contraction that lasted 3 to 4 days after.

so.....yolo?

Bobo reaching delusion. Bullish

This setup happened 1 week before "liberation day", the market dumped for 4 days straight before stabilizing on April 1 and then the big crash happened on April 2.
We are 1 week away from the next FOMC meeting. I think this is the way the market anticipates terrible news, it rallies for no reason for 1 week and then everyone starts selling after a gay crabby closes.
I would be genuinely impressed if we dump as hard or even harder than April 2 in this FOMC meeting, but I think something big is coming regardless.

Ah jesus f christ dude I was going to buy BABA tomorrow and do a calendar spread for easy money into earnings it was my million dollar play. Legit was going to work if it went from 125 to 140. It might do 140 next week. I guess I can risk it all on straight up calls it just makes me sick thinking if the bad decay really costs me 40% though.

All I got is some retarded 150/160 June 20.
Sorry for first world problems but I was gonna fuckin make it.

Wonder if 135 would hit by earnings...

I deserve a gf. I am entitled to one.

the more i learn about trading the less money i make

it was easier when i treated options like gambling

now i spend my nights setting up charts only to barely make 2% profit the next day

i miss the simpler times

apple/amzn/qcom down after earnings

4 trillion dollars of market cap just took a 3% fall

nq100 futures are up half a percent

What in the goddamn fuck

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Look, this is better than WW3.

the more i learn about trading the less money i make

Same thing happened to me. Solution was to simplify strategy, rely on TA more and my hunches less. Hunches lose money. The more stupid and clinical you are about everything the better.

Also further to this, I will tell you exactly why my swing trading strategy failed. It failed because I cannot stop injecting my feels in to the decision making. I get cold feet. I panic. I fomo. I have repeatedly put sticky notes on my monitor reminding myself not to do this. Then I do it anyway because it felt right at the time. The actual strategy is fine, although i think its ability to beat index returns over long term is dubious. I can probably keep up most of the time and maybe pull ahead in mega bull (provided I trust it... which i never did).

WW3 is happening anyway
Depending on how strictly you define "war" it can be argued that WW3 has already started

Woke up and my BWC was throbbing. Something was going on. But of course, I check futures and it's obvious.

WWII never actually ended

or maybe it's WWI that never ended

I like stocks and sometimes I also like to kiss twink boys. Is this a common occurrence?

Its perfectly normal when you're a degenerate.

I jerked it to trannies, a few times. So maybe there is some sorta correlation

thats the thing, my setups were much simpler in the beginning because i didn't know what i was looking at. my trades were based more on hunches than TA. a lot of the time, since i had a small account, i didn't make a lot of trades out of fear of losing only to find out i could have made money. once i got a better understanding i was making trades i was certain would go my way and end up losing. now i'm here

Which version of the market do we get off the back of mildly disappointed mag 2/7 earnings? Thinking crab to start May off

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Find a top 20 stock and that has good long term growth and buy calls.

It’s safe boring reliable

just learn the momentum factor
it's the one that works for day trading
or buy and hold boring shit.

TBF the guy who a Somalian

Kill yourself, hang yourself, jump off a bridge, run into a wall, headbutt pavement and/or Now look at these graphs, financially illiterate monkeys.

China's gold reserves just 6% of total reserves

The chinks are derisking from treasuries, most likely scenario is that they're going to invest it in gold, so they can prevent a scenario like Russia's where their foreign assets get walled off.
In that case, regardless of the direction of the market, gold will remain higher for longer.

The chinks are derisking from treasuries

da ProOoOf ShOw GrApH

So the total amount of foreign currency owned by the Chinese is increasing, but their dollar-denominated assets are decreasing, which has accelerated since late 2021.
Also interesting is that only one position in a dollar-denominated asset-class has increased, and that's short term t-bills, likely because the risk is lower on them.

china has been selling its USTs for a long time now
for like years and years
It's nothing new

The thing is, they're likely to accelerate, and due to the lack of liquidity in European assets or the US risk in Yen-denominated assets plus the risk of their forex reserves being cut off in the event of a US-China War or a China-Taiwan the most likely safe haven for their reserves is gold.
That was the conclusion: goldspot will keep rising in price regardless of the equity market.

This woman is retarded, and I sincerely hope that she and the guy who seems to have a criminal history are in cahoots and actually want to scam retarded rightwingniggers on Twitter. This would be so great.

market pumped again on china news that actually mean nothing cause china still wants the US to cut down the tariffs first

we'll end at +6000 with no deal, not even talks. Just repeat from both sides that they want to talk but won't talk unless XYZ (which gets ignored)

The guy is a pedo from what I've read and was stealing toys from kids at the playground

That can be true, she still insulted a kid as "nigger". Them both being pieces of shit doesn't absolve her.

The thing is, they're likely to accelerate, and due to the lack of liquidity in European assets or the US risk in Yen-denominated assets plus the risk of their forex reserves being cut off in the event of a US-China War or a China-Taiwan the most likely safe haven for their reserves is gold.

That was the conclusion: goldspot will keep rising in price regardless of the equity market.

I agree with more or less all of that, but at this point I don't think china's UST reserves matter that much. They have a very small fraction of the overall UST market at this point since they've been selling for years

What stocks you guys hold for long term good returns? I just want to beat QQQ in 5 years nothing crazy

Called a Somalian pedo a very naughty word

Terrible I as a craker am crying in sorrow

Did you even see the video or know what it is about? I know you won't care, but she called a 5 year old kid "nigger". The guy too, but that is not the reason for the video nor the main point of it.

but she called a 5 year old kid "nigger

uh.... based?

I don't think china's UST reserves matter that much

They probably can't even 'dump' them as to crash the treasury market since the Fed will step in immediately with short-term QE.
What would be impactful is if the Japenese will start scaling down their UST reserves significantly and, without much alternatives, the BoJ will ALSO start stacking up on gold or, very on brand, buying Yen-denominated securities.

If I lived in japan, I'd take out 1% loans every day and buy us treasuries
and not make much money, jumping from 1% to 4%. but I'd make some money, I guess?
the basis trade over there seems so sweet. It's practically free money
add on a fuckload of leverage and... yeah it just seems so easy

did you... say thank you today?

DCA into SPY every month (50%)
Research a few sectors you're interested in thoroughly, pick some decently valued companies that you like and DCA into them taking transaction fees into account (50% [if your folio is >$30k, 30%)
More than 30k in the folio?

20% into actively managed bond funds

Or

10% into actively managed local currency bond funds

10% into actively managed bond funds in denominated in forex

obscure biopharma

Is this a joke? You've described the yen carry trade

Is this a joke? You've described the yen carry trade

No it's not a joke at all. I am indeed describing that
It would be great!
if only

seems this summer will be an inverse of 2020.

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practically free

seems so easy

Until the BoJ unexpectedly raises rates above expectations, kneecapping your basis trade!

Legit a good strat, a colleague of mine bought a house trading smallcap biopharma

>practically free

>seems so easy

Until the BoJ unexpectedly raises rates above expectations, kneecapping your basis trade!

there's no way glorious nippon would let me down

Hmmm, I should look into this. I’m looking by to get a job in pharma so I have to do my research anyway and I might not be allowed to trade them anymore if I do. Thanks anon

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there's no way glorious nippon would let me down

As it currently stands, I would count on the Fed pausing for the entirety of FY25 and foreign CBs lowering rates to absorb tariff shock, but if the outlook improves and the Fed starts lowering then that might put a bomb under the trade.
The drop in FY24/8 came as a result of the Fed lowering and the BoJ hiking. I would put the risk of that happening pretty low in the foreseeable future.

Futures

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Wait a minute. That guy allegedly (maybe he's also been convicted, don't know) raped a 16 year old. That's like literally the dream of everybody here, wtf. You said pedo and I thought maybe a 4-10 year old.

Technically he's a pedo, yeah, but it's not like this fuckin board is not infested with them too and even the guys who don't consider themselves pedos want a 16year old virginbride, so lmao that's a weak counterpoint.especially from tradwifeniggers

Bvll, fvcking, svrge! Eat it, BOBOS! You had your time to slurp the best dip you'll ever see in your life since 2009! COME ON! WAKE UP! STINKY GREEN FVTES ALL NEXT WEEK TOO, DON'T BE LEFT BEHIND! CALL, CALL, CALL!

DID
YOU
SAY
THANK
YOU
TODAY?

EURO AREA MANUFACTURING

ACTUAL - 49

PREVIOUS - 48,6

CONCENSUS - 48,7

FORECAST - 48,7

My US divvies are coming in right when the eurodollar is at a low, very nice.
Thank you Mr president.

EURO AREA INFLATION RATE YOY

ACTUAL: 2,2%

PREVIOUS: 2,2%

CONCENSUS: 2,1%

FORECAST: 2,0%

No Japan deal.

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EURO AREA CORE INFLATION RATE YOY

ACTUAL: 2,7%

PREVIOUS: 2,4%

CONCENSUS: 2,5%

FORECAST: 2,2%

Doesn't matter, concept is enough, kek

Britain To Stop Consumers Borrowing To Buy Cryptocurrencies - FT

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBLE

Payrolls is gonna be a sour one, market still +2,5% btw

Wtf why won't gold die!?

The US has no deals. Trade deals take a really long time to hammer out. China is open to one but first USA must take tariffs back to zero

Japan's Finance Minister Threatens Liquidation Of US Treasuries, Sparking Shock, Confusion

The market doesn't care. All the market cares about is the headline from 2 weeks ago about GREAT TALKS with JAPAN'S TOP TEAM leading to a DEAL VERY SOON.
I'm getting fucking tired.

ANOTHER
DAY
TO
SAY
THANK
YOU

The market has a concept of great talks

will it be a GREEN day or a RED day? explain why. NOW!

Green. Why? I said so.

A TRADE DEAL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Japan PM Ishiba: US auto tariffs are 'absolutely unacceptable'

Deal soon

If even your most cucked vassal doesn't abide, imagine what the current state of "negotiations" is with Chyna.
But the dumb market doesn't care.
Don't hide, just buy.

nooooo don't trade options as a new trader

1k in 2 weeks profit

There wont be any negotiations with China unless things get really bad and there’s no other option, but he’ll prevent that by continuing to lie about a deal coming in 2 more weeks until everyone forgets about it

you will be rich soon

If it's green again then it'll be the best streak since 2024.

Bring back Abe and we can talk about lowering the tariffs.

I still remember my first time getting lucky. Don't forget to have fun losing the money you won.

Literally can't lose.

safe tier cash secured puts( favorite stocks: gme, pltr,hood)

weekly spy option opposite of what spy is doing

maybe a super cheap call on a stock when it dumps, currently have one amazon call

reinvest gains into wdef and sgld

Famous last words that.

pltr

Have you told your parents you're gay?

What happened with apple specifically? Why have they plummeted a 2.7%? Not that I care much, since I put the money when they dropped a 2.5, but still weird. Did I miss something? Samsung seems to be doing great.

Lost a worthless lawsuit so everyone rushed to short

lol

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That sounds logical. Just wait till some crazy shit happens that ruins all that logic.

cash secured puts pltr

You aren't selling cash secured puts on pltr. You don't have the capital and as of lately would have been assigned. Pics or didnt happen - ill wait to (hopefully) stand corrected

options opposite of what spy is doing

So you lost all week on puts?

cheap options after a dump

Premiums don't change that way for atm contracts

Schizo abe

I have 12 k euros portfolio and i use 9k for csps, sold a 90 pltr sell put 2 weeks ago. Thus week I made 300 from selling 2 hood 45 and 46 puts.

Spy put I lost cost 50 usd. It's a hedge. I've also turned a literal 7 usd spy call into 400 usd but that was luck.

I don't buy atm contracts because I'm not a retard.

Today I'll get 1 hood csp at 46 and 2 gme at 25. I have a 539 may 9 spy put patiently waiting for next week's dump.

it’s over

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Guess we're gonna have to wait till next year for the GTA6 mega pump.
I'm gonna bet all my savings on it when the time comes.

inb4 gta4 flops because all the zoomers got drafted and are overseas in Iran

did anyone even think it was gonna release soon? why?

Ah, thanks, I just read something about them talking about tariffs but didn't seem entirely right compared to others. So for what I read, a nothingburger that will be corrected over after the weekend, no?

my triple AAA-slop thats 10,000 times more ghetto than the last gta… no…

Absolutely disgusting.

t.bong down about 2% but still holding Canadian

The fact that Marty disappears in the picture implies that without that warning he would've banged his mother.

Fuck me I know what I'm buying today. They could do an EA sports and release the same pay-to-win game every year and still make billions.

Question:

Recently, the US has repeatedly stated that it is negotiating with China on economic and trade issues and will reach an agreement. Does the Ministry of Commerce have any further news or comments on this?

Answer:

China has noted that senior U.S. officials have repeatedly expressed their willingness to negotiate with China on the issue of tariffs. At the same time, the US has recently proactively conveyed information to China through relevant parties on many occasions, hoping to start talks with China. China is conducting an assessment in this regard.

China's position is consistent: if we have to fight, we will fight to the end; if we have to talk, the door is open. The tariff war and trade war were initiated unilaterally by the United States. If the United States wants to talk, it should show its sincerity and be prepared and take action to correct its wrong practices and cancel unilateral tariffs. We have noticed that the US has been constantly leaking information about adjusting tariff measures recently. What China wants to emphasize is that if the US does not correct its erroneous unilateral tariff measures in any possible dialogue or talks, it means that the US has no sincerity at all and will further damage the mutual trust between the two sides. Saying one thing and doing another, or even trying to use negotiations as a pretext for coercion and blackmail, will not work in China.

The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for February was revised down by 15,000, from
+117,000 to +102,000, and the change for March was revised down by 43,000, from +228,000 to
+185,000. With these revisions, employment in February and March combined is 58,000 lower than
previously reported.

Within government, federal government employment declined by 9,000 in April and is down by

26,000 since January. (Employees on paid leave or receiving ongoing severance pay are counted
as employed in the establishment survey.)

loll

Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 177,000 in April, roughly in line with the
average monthly gain of 152,000 over the prior 12 months. In April, employment continued to
trend up in health care, transportation and warehousing, financial activities, and social
assistance. Federal government employment declined. (See table B-1.)

Health care added 51,000 jobs in April, about the same as the average monthly gain of 52,000
over the prior 12 months. In April, job growth continued in hospitals (+22,000) and ambulatory
health care services (+21,000).

Employment in transportation and warehousing increased by 29,000 in April, following little
change in the prior month (+3,000). Job gains occurred in warehousing and storage (+10,000),
couriers and messengers (+8,000), and air transportation (+3,000) in April. Transportation and
warehousing had added an average of 12,000 jobs per month over the prior 12 months.

Why are nearly all revisions downward?

So April beat by 39K but we removed 58K from February and March. Doesn't actually seem like good news.

At market open I’m selling all my NVDA that I bought at 99. I know I’m sorry I’m sorry, but I just am! lol!

These are pretty good Jobs numbers.
Unemployment still at 4.20%, Looks like everything is just Jim fucking Mandy.

Still a decline MoM, just less than the market and analysts anticipated
The real jobs data will come in June/July when pretariff storages will be empty and the tariffed goods will enter stores.

The future is bright because we have a firm hand at the Helm of our Ship of State. Thank you President Trump.

BABA up 4% because why not

maximum employment is maximum employment

[03:08 ET] Japan negotiators firmly opposed US proposal - Nikkei.

Pre-market trading is too hot. Buying SPY puts.

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Who cares, bullish

This makes sense, but I don't know anymore.

The Japanese delegation can go sell their cars in China. Put another over9000% tariffs on all their fucking action figures and comic books while we're at it too.

They’ll cave eventually, trust the plan

bad economic data

"BULLISH"

good economic data

"BULLISH"

bad earnings

"BULLISH"

good earnings

"BULLISH"

tariffs

"BULLISH"

no tariffs

"BULLISH"

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Calls then

Yes, bear markets have crazy unexplainable swings up and down

How is JP Morgan's price target for the S&P still 6000? This shit will unironically be at 7000 by the end of Q3. Every 0.5% dip is getting instantaneously erased by a 3% pump.

Kid was stealing from her.
We're talking violent rape, not "but she's illegal in these specific borders while legal across most of the planet"

I think it's stupid that people are raising money for her, but far less stupid than that blacks act like a word is license to get violent.

Any opinions on Webull now that it's below IPO?

I'm up 70% on my BABA shares in a year. Based Xi is carrying my portfolio.

Unironically bad news. That means that the fed can focus on the other half of its mandate.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Maybe the boys over at F. E. & D. should leave the pricing power to businesses instead of trying to fuck with the thermostat.

No contraction in real domestic purchases as well, the underlying economy is still strong.

soxl yes

tesla sales absolutely abysmal and still collapsing in europe

stonk mooning

Unserious bitch ass market

Market is like if Artie Lang emerged from his grave for one last night of coke binging and he's now mere seconds from his heart exploding, don't mistake his moans of ecstasy for good health

So I put 20k in the market just before this recent pump streak. Feeling good, but what’re the chances I get humbled and markets drop hard today

Next week on /smg/

This market is insane. I'm personally done. I've lost my ass on puts. So I'm just building cash until I can actually make sense of it.

Longest streak in 20 years if we end green today, can't think of a more bearish indicator.

RDDT

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I'm glad AMZN went up so I broke even for AAPL fall

Short AMZN

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Should I invest in TSM or NVDA?

Oh no, another day were you don't look at me

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NVDA, and it's not even a contest.

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Do you have the previous streaks for coparison?

If it dumps: my amzn call goes in the SHITTER

But my spy put goes to the MOON

Done, thank you.

TSLA bros. We crabbin?

NVDA is safer imo, but watch out as it can fall into ~85 territory before sky rocking.

Investing in one is as investing in the other
There is barely any difference

a barely good job reports >UOHHHH. IM CUMMING UOHHHH TOTALLY NOT A. ONCOMING RECESSION UOHHHH

Literal fake market

It wasn't even actually a good jobs report, people just didn't read past the headline. April beat by 39K, but they removed 58K from February and March, so net we're down 19K from expectations.

There is mathematically a 0% chance of that. The market is absolutely euphoric right now. We could easily hit a new ATH before the end of next week.

Alright, I can trust anime girls

It's basically a guarantee that markets close today lower than they are right now. It's just a question of whether or not they remain green for the day.

Next week there will definitely be red days -- it's just a question of how bad they are. Big winning streaks like this are very very rare even in the best of markets, and now... even if you're bullish you can't say this is the best market.

Oil isn't buying the pump. At all.

I've made a lot selling puts the past week or so. Please don't stop.

Why the fuck is SPY not dumping harder? Are we really going back to 600?

Why the fuck did trump start military aid for oinkraine again. I shilled for him for 4 months and now he betrays us

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I too have bought AMZN puts and can't wait until I fuck up on options trading once again.

today it will definitely end red !!

The fact WOLF isn't being talked about daily either means wolfspeed posters are either shadow banned or this board is allergic to making money

Part of the deal with Russia was supposed to be they'd stop helping Iran, which they're unwilling to do. Additionally the mineral deal got made.

Good those fuckers deserve this plus more

I think you're being way too rational. We're less than 10% from the ATH and everyone knows it. That's child's play for the S&P 500, a shitcoin which routinely moons 2% on no news and 3% on bearish news. It's a foregone conclusion and it will only accelerate upward as people FOMO in.

There's no reason for the market to sell off today. The jobs numbers are proof we're winning the trade war. #DeadPuts #DeadBobo

I mad 6% holding SOXL overnight, then I sold.
Will the gap get filled? I might buy SOXS now

tough on russia

no silly trade wars

stonks just went up steadily instead insider trading swings with trump

bernanke bro with administration instead powell peepeepants scared of trump admin school bullies

no zoomer shitposters around internet

bots and AI not spamming and shitting everything up big tech just spied on people quietly simple as

crypto was just closet nerds no fintech shit and shitcoin trading

vidya games were better

Anyone else miss him yet?

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Japanese are irrelevant. South east Asia is the future

you're being much to rational, line go up for boomers

We’re going to pump ourselves back to ATH based off of nothing. Truly a fuck market. I’m going back to shitcoins if this keeps up

Love seeing leftard traitors lose

tough on russia

literally watched as they annexed crimea

stonks just went up steadily instead insider trading swings with trump

If you don't love volatility you don't belong on this board.

Vidya went to shit under this retard. A lot of today's problems can be traced back to him. No, why would I miss the worst period in American history?

Tell me more

I can't, unfortunately. This is the most I can say, /smg/ will vouch for me, they know what I know about ASMB

dude had already gotten the piece price from nobel, cant expect him to do all the heavy lifting

too right, us neolib brothers have to stick together

How do you explain this graph? Heavy dumping in the span of 15 minutes and then even bigger pump on 0 volume. Its like theyre just trying to dump their bags at a higher price

I bought more oil companies, it's the only thing that is priced right in this clown market. Won't save me if the market gets back to reality, but hey.

It’s to fuck me over specifically

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Same, not expecting major gains or anything, just wanted to get out of cash.

OK I bought. I better make tens of dollars on this.

I love Biden economy so much

No you did not bought and it's not my fault that you bought, I do not offer financial advise and I was just memeing

Kek, honestly I would hold that

This shit is so funny when the crash happens

vidya went to shit

halo reach halo ODST
deus ex human revolution
witcher 3
black ops 1/2 MW3
dragons dogma
new vegas
bad companies

There was more shit games under trump 1.0 anon. Actually lets look at games from clinton admin vs bush admin for more republican/democrat proof.

I’m holding until the lunch dump at least. Fucking clown market. This had all the signs of a top and dump or at least a trickle down to crabbiny

Reminder that as of today, the S&P is above the pre-tariff level despite the fact we still have a 10% blanket tariff that didn't exist before, and a 10 gorillion % tariff on China that didn't exist before. If you're still deciding your positions from a standpoint of rationality, you are, in fact, delusional.

Aaaaand we are now ABOVE the pre-tariff price and accelerating.

I know a thing or two about delusions. What we're seeing being a delusion doesn't even begin to describe it.

We are officially at a new ATH for the day. What the fuck?

how are you doing bears? are you okay?

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oh nonononono

We've entered beyond delusion
Investors have literally entered an alternative reality

Stock market movement is irrational. That's why you should use global hedge funds, you would be + during this recession.
Regardless I put my bet on european defense and I made a ton of cash

Anyone knows just what exactly "Trump Media & Technology Group" does?
So it runs Truth Social. It also provides "financial services" which sounds vague as fuck.
I just want to know what the most bullish stock right now actually does.

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the crash in april was purely tariff frontrunning. this market thrives off emotion and headlines

Excluding the -10% USD drop though, meaning the markets are effectively 10% cheaper for the rest of the world.

I'm green for the day so far, thank you. Though I would be a lot more green if this silliness weren't happening.

Why is EVROPE so fucking awesome?
RNMBY goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I'm tempted to dump my entire portfolio even though I don't own any US stocks any more. Seems even that wasn't conservative enough.

I love how the US10Y and oil both tell another story.

Anybody still in Yieldmax ETFs? Someone was shiling them hard a few months ago and disappeared.

Oil is living in reality and fucking tanking

Guys I’m fully bullish but I’m still worried. I feel like empty shipping docks and job loss is going to hit us hard dropping the market to new lows .

Should I stay cash and wait it out for a month or two?

All you are proving is vidya gets worse over time. You stupid child molesting redditor.

two more weeks

It's almost as if the tariffs were priced in and don't matter all that much. Quit huffing hasan farts.

Oil getting cheaper is a good thing for consumers

i fully expect some kind of tariff deal this month.

two more weeks

Who else here buys turbos?

What program can I use to see options flow on sp500? Like if theres a lot of call buyers at a certain price in real time?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

YOU WILL GET 1 DEAL WITH INDIA FOR APPLES CORRUPT SAKE

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

I am up. How could profiting get any easier, when legions of clinically retarded bulls will pay literally any price for stocks? If I offered to sell a share of SPY to a bull for $30,000, he would agree in a heartbeat.

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TARIFFS?
HIGHER
SPY?
HIGHER
UNEMPLOYMENT?
HIGHER

gamecube wii switch games better then n64 games

yes

NEWS?
NO

some kind of tariff deal

if you're not gonna read what I said then go fuck yourself

The eurodollar also +0,6% on frosty US macro
I love bearmarkets, they're so fucking schizo

CRWV is the dumbest shit, man. Movement is so schizo that you can make or lose hundreds within a couple minutes . Worst meme stock of all time.

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It literally is, because that word is not just an insult like "asshole". It's directed at their whole race an expression of power, degredation, violence, slavery, oppression. Them beating the shit out of you afterwards is simply a breakout.

well you're fucking fired

are we about to create the fabled historic green streak... last time since 2004... or whatever that guy said

OPEC is dumping to squeeze them

Oil getting cheaper is going to rape US shale
Read the fucking news dickwad

Yeah right before it fucking tanks, just like 2008

#GoldenAge

Am I shadow banned? Can anyone see this post about WOLF?

I can

Anon Babble doesnt have advanced censorship shit like shadow banning lil bro

you can what? post deleted for me

Two more weeks faggot

Lmfao. Reminder this is the mainstream, commonly accepted ethos of the American "people" today.

This shit is unhealthy man.

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I'm not american, retard.

why is a single red day just not allowed?

you WILL buy calls
you WILL print money
you WILL wince and CRINGE at the fact you're PRINTING
you will COPE and say it's UNHEALTHY and will CRASH soon
CHOOSE YOUR POISON. WIPE YOUR TEARS WITH GREEN OR YOUR CUMRAG FUCKNUTS

What about WOLF? Why should I buy that? Isn't it in giga debt?

Nah, SPY is barely hanging in there. It’s going to close at 559.

HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU ONCE TODAY?

that volume trying to get to 566

NO BUYERS
FAKE PUMP
BUY PUTS

Talk to any retail investor. They're all 100% balls deep in this, they perceive zero risk, and no they don't know what companies are in the S&P 500, how they're weighted, or what "earnings" are. There is no conceivable scenario where this stops until those people run out of cash. They will keep buying and Wall Street will continue happily obliging them.

Yes, repeatedly.

This. It's become a political tenant of the republican party to be a bagholder in the stock market.

It'll pump. That's for sure. It'll pump until it drops off a cliff.

Then how can you tell when it goes off a cliff?

when orange man tweets something bearish

We won't be able to see it coming in time. It might not even be something big.

The market operated in a state similar to this for almost a year before the 1929 crash. It just kept going up and up and up and nobody thought twice about it, despite all the sirens going off the whole time. And then one day, the party was over.

You're the kind of retard that almost makes me glad she's getting paid.

TTM FCF -$2.7bln

TTM net interest coverage -2.99

MRQ current ratio 3.15

MRQ quick ratio 2.47

Long Term Debt/equity ratio of 1,726

If they get saved by the government, it's a steal
If they don't, you might as well convert your investment to quarters and throw them in a wishing well

It might not even be something big

It'll be a year of the market ignoring every single warning signal, and then there'll be one signal too many.

Yeah, dude go on call a 5 year old kid "Nigger". You're a tough guy. Pathetic people

i mean if they didn't act that way, they wouldn't be treated that way. simple as

It's over for your hedge fund buddy

so, what kind of blatant and lol-we-can-do-it-without-consequences insider trading will we see 5min before the market close today?

BAKING

I'm beating the market this year. How are you doing, bud?

jobs report was mediocre and not optimistic

Retail sector choking to death via a snake around its neck

Not a single fucking deal

Japan threatening to nuke bonds again

UOHHHH IM GONNA PUMP SO MUCH GOOD NEWS WHAT IS REALITY

when soxl 60

likely never

The market is welcoming America's transition into a manufacturing economy, who gives a fuck if retail is dying, we're actually going to build shit again.
#Bullish #GoldenAge #Transition

Theres like 500,000 manufacturing jobs the us cant fill already right now before this retarded idea

Markets are forward looking reddit boy

RETAIL RETARDS BTFO

NOOO BROOO U DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED MY MACY'S AND WALMART SO I CAN BUY CHEAP CHINEESEEE CRAPP BROOO

I WANT TO BUY PLASTIC CRAP LET ME BUY MY PLASTIC CRAPPPP!!!!

We're mainly trying to deprive China of a market and cease reliance on them. We'll reshore to places like India and the domestic factories that do open will be smart factories that are heavily automated. The whole "we're bringing back jobs!" is just to get the brainrotted boomers on board.

You don't even need to go that far back, it happened during the covid crash too. We saw tons of massive green days even when it became obvious that covid was going to wreck the economy.

reshore to places like India

enjoy the curry shit smeared all over everything you import from them

Well maybe we should take the fucking kid who was stocking shelves at Wal-mart and put them in the fucking factory.

Except when they dumped on April 3 from the tariffs? Or were they looking 3 months forward then and looking 2 years forward now? Even if you claim the markets are being rational in some way, they're being inconsistent in their "rationality"

I want made in america back!!!!

Okay are you ready to help the cause?

Who??? Me??? Work in a factory???
Hell no i ain't doing that!!!!!

Make a new thread NIGGERS

I was going to, but I would probably fuck it up.

Maybe more people would want them if working one would allow you to buy a house in a few years, like it did 60 years ago. If housing is out of reach while food and daily necessities having constant and significant price increases, why would someone work a harder menial job instead of the easiest ones they can find?

FRICKING SHUT UP TRANNY LIBTARD COMMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, being conscious of the decline of the ability to provide for yourself is "" "" "woke" "" "