/GME/ - Start of the Month Edition

10 fucken years later when your old dying in the snow like that fucken dogggg

In my zone, gonna do some house reno today on my day off. I don't even know if the US market is open today and I don't really care.

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

fucken baggot will be old dying in the snow like that dying dog dfv posted

just noticed that my (german) bank's app lets me buy american stocks
this is what I'm seeing if I try to buy GME

3,797,389,035 shares left to close, 3,797,389,035 shares!
Limit sell one, pass it around,
3,797,389,034 shares left to close!

Let me guess, it's fake

Hey friend, listen.
I know the global liquidity system is pretty broken right now,
But its gonna get way worse.

3,797,389,035

where did you get that number?
what does your post mean?
why am i dumb?

ribbit ribbit WAGMI ribbit

huh?

MOASS STARTS TODAY

5 years later

The asterix means "Less than 1.0% of outstanding shares".
Therefore there are at least 3,835,746,500 as an absolute minimum to represent 100%.
But the total outstanding shares is only 447,300,514 shares.
Do you see the problem here?

Do you see the problem here?

now i see it like the cooking oil in the kitchen sink

Oh yeah? I only have 200 or so shares. Am I going to WAGMI?

NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! DO NOT BUY ZE GAMESTOCK NEIN!!!

we saw the real price was like 9 million dowa a share at one point, even it they reduce that considerably you'll still be getting your yacht with 200 shares

Why would you want to get rid of the largest shareholder that prevented bankruptcy, reduced losses, accumulated billions in cash, creating new business partnerships, and is making you dumb faggots cry like a bitch?

explain.

I wouldn't worry about Ryan alienating a large portion of his shareholders. I'm confident a large portion still use RobinHood (The shares don't exist) and will get rugged after all the years of trials and tribulations anyway.

See

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just don't want you to baghold for 10 fucken years dying like that dog in the snow.

Hmm let's see how Hedge Funds are doing...

LONDON, April 30 (Reuters) - Saudi Arabian officials are briefing allies and industry experts to say the kingdom is unwilling to prop up the oil market with further supply cuts and can handle a prolonged period of low prices, five sources with knowledge of the talks said.

Oh it's very, very shitty. Now we can be bagholders together.

it's been 6 fucking years of bagholding.
six fucking years of nothing.
if i told you in jan 2021 that you'd still be here in fucking 2026 you'd have a aneurism, and i bet fucking god you'd sell at the peak of 500.

Doing it for free

sell

I don’t think so Jerry

rc sells shares of bbby in august 2022

rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022

rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022

pitchbook (prestigious M&A software suite) lists BBBY as sold in January 2023

one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the BBBY restructuring

only media appearance RC has made since entering gme in 2020 has been gmedd.com

Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY discussion) 8 months after they filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were placed in abeyance

all sorts of scitzo speculation is allowed on here, reddit, and twitter, but when you mention any of the above, which comes from primary sources, posts are censored and people come out of the woodwork to go berserk about it

platinumsparkles was allowed onto a video conference call with Gary Gensler, which implies she was considered passive enough to not ask hardball questions. She also spends literally all day engaging with bbby content on Twitter and spends hours rebutting all of it.

mass media outlets all bash RC and his activities surrounding GME/BBBY nonstop for years, even in the face of RC's deafening silence.

These are some strange occurrences surrounding Ryan Cohen and his activities.

Also, the owner of the worlds largest Omni channel company tweeted about ryan Cohen's BBBY deposition.
x.com/typesfast/status/1835848394104877347

Also Patrick Byrnes old company; Overstock (which is the most famous example of a company battling naked shorts) purchased the BBBY IP, the same Patrick Byrne who has the attention of the 47th.
Very, very interesting.
x.com/xMarketNews/status/1854201924318298426

I trust Captain Cohen because of his unmatchable track record: He has been navigating the GameStop ship through the intense storm of 2021 with unwavering courage, and from 2022-2024 he even out-manouvert Greyhead Griffin's relentless short-ladder attacks and infiltration attempts with seven-d-chess-like genius - and even plundered billions worth of gold on the way! Since the start of 2025 Ryan has been carefully pushing the ship along through the dense demoralizing fog of the ever flattening Sea of Crabs, always single-mindedly focused on just one goal: Treasure Island.
And he did all that without putting a single coin into his own pocket. AAAAR captain o' captain! I follow thee to the end of the world.

we are going to 30 today

looks like it. the stock wants to fly right out of the gate.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

shut up, Clint
you will never belong

Baker has a new tripcode. Is it the same
Person/persons?

The MOASS will start in September.

4115 shares

2000 in book

Smart

Successful

Been here a long time

Making crypto baggies seethe

$18 average

I am right where I need to be

That's a lot of shares. It's a shame you have AIDs.

Morale will improve when gme can finally break free of the 20-30 purgatory it's been trapped in.

Fuck DFV

Yeah but you say some really odd things

What if every shareholder just vote Ryan Cohen out of the board for shits and giggles and then we would have an actual CEO that will do something?

sneed. nothing needs to be done.

Why don’t shareholders treat this as a presidential election?

sneed. because shareholder votes actually matter

If you are getting fucked by the current administration and your voices aren’t being heard loud and clear, you would vote them out

sneed. political votes do nothing.

Every country is in on it. Every single countries banking system is against GME. The glory we will receive upon winning (defeat of the jews) will be the greatest in history.

Yeah it's the same, I followed their thread ID. I don't know why they changed it (maybe it leaked during the hack)

only half booked

I knew clint was a swinging glowie. soon you'll swing from a rope.

based rememberer.

What are the ramifications of me completely ignoring Richard Newton’s financial advice to sell a few shares the other day right before the value has just increased in price?

Bot post

Shillies absolutely seething over Newton shining a flashlight right up the hedgie's cornhole to track the algo and showcasing his findings to even the most retarded plebs.

Kek shillies

Gme is a crab stock. Any update on bbby?

+$28 close EOD

Buy an ad

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

Following TSLA and NVDA is so strange. It's like they crab by swinging up and down by 2-5% every day. It's such a fake and gay shit show kek

That’s very interesting that something would leak during the hack to cause our baker to change tripcodes
Very interesting indeed

Yes, it still doesn’t exist, and everyone who bought it still lost everything and won’t shut up about how they are actually I am very smart.

hash salt for trips were changed.

You stupid schizo fuck. Holy shit
You have to be alphastate or edwin everything you dont understand is automatically a conspiracy to you because you are fucking retarded.

everything you dont understand is automatically a conspiracy to you

Average BBBY docket enjoyer

All or nothing once again. HOOD is eating shit on earnings

Fuck wrong stock market thread ignore this post

Lol Ryan Goin nowhere lol, lmao, even

I hold shares in both Fidelity, and Computershare. Why were the things I voted on different?

Didn't they beat expectations after market yesterday?

Money me, money now

I FEEL THE PRESSURE, UNDER MORE SCRUTINY. AND WHAT I DO? BUY MORE GME

This is why I buy precious metals. How much tom foolery will we uncover here and are the shorts just hiding from their own bankruptcy or is the entire global financial system about to bust like a glass full of water. I'm not always so sure.
I know we have already seen $24,000 MMTLP and that level of price matched with forced selling will be pretty crazy. I'm not sure life goes on like normal after that.

Just give me 100% gains at $60 and I am out of here