/smg/ - Stock Market General

impatiently trying to time the market for a quick buck instead of patiently DCA'ing

NGMI

Post your personal meme stock

looking at futures in the present

Powerful tribe leader energy

I bought XLF 48.5 puts for tomorrow since I'm too poor for spy puts

Nobody wants to spend the week holding the bag. Unless another announcement happens that Trump talkes trade deal again get ready for red tomorrow

It’s not really a meme stock, more of a personal fav

You can’t afford one contract?

stock market recovering

USD recovering

Is the great depression of 2025 over already?

LUNR and ROOT. Love them both even if LUNR went to shit recently. I'm 150% up on ROOT.

Bougie
NTA but I burned a lot on S&P contracts so I’m less liquid now for options. I wanted to try to get in on Reddit puts before earnings but the IV is ripped so even absurd shit like 1DTE puts for a -25% breakeven are 200 dollars

Red is happening on Monday. Tommorow we pump on Amazon and msft earnings

COVID was a wild time for companies going public at a massive price and then instantly crapping out. I lost so much on BYND.

Some of you guys are cool, so I'll let you know MULN is an easy multi-bagger. Hedgefunds and Trump loyalists have been short selling the crap out of the stock and it's been beaten to hell and back, but it could easily MOASS.

This market is too delusional so I'd rather risk $20 than $300. And I'm poor

ACHR - 2x by end of next year EZ $

Do not redeem but wait for a pullback under $7 for an entry

Why do you love LUNR so much?

Good lord what happened here

Apple makes or breaks the market from the overnight into Futes. A $10 move in either direction is hundreds of billions of dollars. Amazon AH today as well same thesis but to a lesser degree

can the retarded cunt president and his braindead administration do something about cannabis already?

What is this company, are you the analyst

investing in an african air taxi

I assume this was some ungodly stock split nonsense where they put fifty gorillion to one?

Why are we green

I fucking LOVE electric planes, based and solarpunk as fucc

It’s primarily in Saudi Arabia/ LAX / JFK pretty much an uber for rich people

CEO is (((Goldstein))) and it is Blackrock backed

youtu.be/wkqnbQi1kxk?si=I8sB0QglNd4HEsut

Why not?

I really like reits despite being an index fag. So I hold, almost, all the biggest ones for each category

Hedgies shorting selling them and Elon Musk trying to put them out of business.

sex with clownpiece

Largest customer is China

Hope you anons were hoping for a trade deal it isn't happening because he's retarded

partnered with United

who picked Boeing over Airbus

They’re sure in uhhhh good company

this is bullish. fuck iran

Why isnt this cratering the market

this is Bullish

Yes for supply shortages

We could just blow up their refineries, spiking the price of oil, then we can sell our oil at an inflated price while they're unable to sell any oil.

Our planet, our rules. If you don't like it then too bad pussy.

I assume they are unaware the consumers of Iranian oil are

China

India

we can bomb their refineries

They would hit every single refinery in the ME in retaliation the Mullahs know they are dead without oil why bother trying to have relations when your dead men walking anyway

SPOOK!

Do Americans ever look at shit like this and think maybe they're global bullies? The US has basically been trying to starve Iran into submission for the past 20 years with an economic siege.

You know the shitranians spends 20% of their GDP funding terrorists, right?

So we could sell our oil for 3 times the price, while they don't sell any oil. Then after we draft all the zoomers and invade the fuck out of them, we replace the ayatollah with some pro-israeli puppet. Then we have the puppet drill all the oil, and we can have cheap oil again while we let our oil fields refill.

History began yesterday

Pajeetbros...

20% of their GDP

You pulled that out of your ass didn't you?

Do Americans ever

How to instantly know the rest of the post is going to be low IQ ESLtard trash. Didnt read btw.

I'm sure this will speed up our trade deal with China. China will definitely respond positively to this.

Did you forget what happened on October 7th?

the market is so mindbroken by trump's fuckery it's turned into one giant tesla stock

equities and the dollar going up at the same time always makes me nervous

First private company to put a rover on the moon. Simple as.

Guess which county I'm flying to, nogs. I'll confirm with a flag in Anon Babble

This all kills Indian trade deal btw since they also buy Iranian NG/Oil

Attention everyone who bought NVDA under a hundred, please tell me when you will sell
You are an honorary ESL burger

Personally I've stopped giving a shit about what Trump says.

It's pure on opposite day.
Gold also went down on normalization of trade

Land is a relative term - NASA anon was right about the contract too bad it went from 23 to 8 in about 2 weeks though

This marks the second lunar lander from Intuitive Machines to tip over, after its first spacecraft, Odysseus suffered the same fate last year

if you don't like my tariffs on china mr wall street you are now antisemtic

Queen takes pawn (F4)^3

wouldn't this be great for american energy companies?

A new report says that Europe is arguing that when services are considered that the trade deficit with the US is only €50 billion and they could bridge that by purchasing more natural gas and agricultural products.

Sefkovic indicated the EU would not accept a deal that kept tariffs at 10%, which is a critical point.

Stupid US niggers, you can have 50 billion, but other than that fuck you

I'm kind of out of the loop with news and happenings.
What happened to that one trade deal which was said to be signed any moment now but before it could get signed there needs to be one final confirmation before it finally can be revealed who the trade deal is with? Wasn't that the story a few days ago?
Any development on that? Do we know yet?

Not at the current price of oil and the US is entering a recession that's bad

That was with India. Unfortunately, we just decided to sanction them instead, so there will probably not be an India trade deal.

Its going to be signed in

checks notes

Two more weeks, trust

Americans want to keep 10 percent at a minimum

What a great deal for every country

Why would other countries care about internal policies like import taxes on US citizens?

It puts their exporters at a disadvantage. I know this is concerntrolling but you know there’s a reason you put these tariffs into place in the first place

Democrats when real GDP declines for two consecutive quarters under Biden due to extremely high inflation:

Well, we just closed the great gathering of The Economists and we have decided that instead of GDP, we will now use GDP + GDI, >and for an entire year too,

and only when Republicans are president of course

GDP is a long flawed measure of actual growth under Democrat presidents

except when it is positive

in which case it's the most glorious number ever invented

We shall also adjust real GDP for inflation, which gives us realest GDP

Biden is a vibrant young man who is intimate with Jill every other evening, by the way. Just tossing that out for you.

The more you import, the wealthier you are >And inflation actually helps the poor because it makes their debt cheaper

So take that, maga

GDP + GDI is what we shall be using until you hear otherwise

BEA releases GDI and it's also negative.

Well I mean GDI is just stupid. Who even heard of it before

Instead, we are now using (GDI-GDP)/GDP, >and if that is something that I can pass off as looking good to Paul Krugman and Heather Long

we shall say it is good and you are also forgetting how Kamala Harris works at McDonald's too.

That contributes to GDP

Also the economy is booming so much that Powell needs to cut rates immediately because that is what a sensible economist would demand

that the Federal Reserve cuts rates when the economy is doing very well as we told you it is doing with our new (GDI-GDP)/GDP metric >Inflation is reduced by inflation reducing acts that increase government spending

Maga doesn't know this but they're actually richer than they've ever been under Biden specifically because they can buy gas for $7 a gallon

Only the rich can afford gas at $7 a gallon, and thus if you buy gas now that means you are rich. Richer than ever

According to GDI I mean GDI-GDP

How likely is it that spy pumps like 5 points before close?

Noooooooo don't sanction the terrorists!!!

how have things been lately, are we gonna hit $600 again by end of summer?

implying their will be a recession during the Trump administration

It's been what, 6 or 7 days of straight green? And good green at that. How far do we have to go back in time to find the same thing happening? It sounds like we're in one of those "Top 3 best weeks since 80 years" or something for which we'll get articles this weekend.

How to instantly tell someone is a low IQ serf who gobbles down whatever the media tells them.

muh tewowists

Yeah, well, don't look at the US10Y.

Posted -0.3 Q1

Before tariff freak out 2

I'm sure Q2 will +3 bro more bullshit then Swift and Barbie saving the US economy

unironcially tdlr, even if it's a sarcastic post (probably, didn't read)

Check unusual whales for Amazon and Apple activity in the last hour. Someone posted massive call buying on MSFT and META around 330 and of course they beat. Whales buy the calls and we get another Green Day tomorrow otherwise it’s over

I am ascended because I fell for Iranian propaganda

There's been only a couple AMZN whales today, and I don't think they've posted a single AAPL whale. Not a lot of faithin AAPL.

Gold! Fucking do something!

I am ascended because I gobble up the narrative handed to me by mass media conglomerate

If you removed the whole rush of imports from the equation of the Q1 numbers we actually grew at 3% last quarter, and we haven't even really gotten rolling yet. ;-D

we remove the imports

Worst performers were exporters that will only get worse with supply chain crunch

Found some Amazon data, slurped 12 shares earlier for a small play just hoping for quick 5% bounce but not overly optimistic with tariffs. Not optimistic on Apple for the same reason but Tim Apple might just pull it out of his ass

and once these trade deals work themselves out, we'll be exporting so much shit there won't even be a recession. Like lmao, go ahead and bet against the back to back world war champions. I hope they're giving you good odds, not that they matter.

we get a recession under Biden

they just change the definition of a recession

media trips over themselves to justify this change

we get a single quarter of negative gdp

according to the old way this isn't a recession

even according to Biden's new BS way we're not in a recession

suddenly now it's alarm bells and full media pushing panic

I would be mad but this is letting me buy a lot of really good stuff at a discount

AAPL flow

NINTENDO

I l o v e my bunwife

its super funny watching all these reddit losing their minds over $80 games
how often are those fags buying new games? I've been playing Breath of the Wild for like 3 years now cause I play a bunch of stuff at the same time

Do you also suck the CCPs dick? Or just the sand niggers

There's always something, isn't there?

It's over.

We only had one negative quarter of GDP growth under Biden

How far do we have to go back in time to find the same thing happening?

Not far. October 2023 to March 2024 had similar periods. The whole thing was just straight climb until mid March with only 4 red weeks in a total of 22 weeks. Doom bull can run.

Retarded meme stock bouncing up and down like a lunatic

Buy daily bottom

It starts crabbing at my cost basis

I told you to buy Nintendo for like 3 years, probably 4 years, always got ignored and >lmao
And now that it's pumping like mad, as it obviously would always do, now you DO care about it.
Thanks, I'll sell and I'll taking my comfy gains. /smg/ is, and will forever be, the best retard indicator.

just checked and you're right, I blame the weird unnecessary gas lighting they did

I miss sleepy Joe, not even for the stock market growth, this general wasn't infested by "people" constantly shitting or Trump or licking his taint in half of the thread

Today is the 8th straight day of gains for the S&P. It's the longest winning streak since November 2023

ssshhhhhh I'm trying to sleep here

I just don't swallow propaganda like you do. Try forming independent opinions sometime. You might like it.

New Golden age my fellow MAGAs

Man, Melania really hit the wall. How do we short women?

You could ask trumpno to put tarifs

They didn't change the definition

We had two quarters of negative growth, but then they revised the numbers so that Joe Biden wouldn't have egg on his face.

I took a nap, ARVNchads, how we doin

Does anyone know of any economists that have remarked on the fact that the S&P now returns, on average, 20% per year? As opposed to the all time historical average of 8%? Seems like something that people would notice and call out, that the stock market is consistently performing 2.5x better in the past half decade than it ever did in all years preceding it.

What did you think them saying that past performance is not indicative of future results was supposed to mean the market was going to give less returns?

The figure always get revised. It doesn't matter either way, Biden's recession was because of increasing interest rates while Trump's was one of his own doing.

Lmao. "Disclaimer: There is significant risk your returns will be much higher than expected."

I regret ignoring my gut feeling to buy NTDOY, but weren't you also telling people to buy HAS at an all-time-high late last year?

bobos when the spot one negative pixel

What holiday do you think the (((markets))) celebrate retard

It's fairly well accepted this comes down to 1) mostly increases in pe ratio 2) the fact that America is more business friendly

Emerging market is keeping up with us pretty well in earnings but no one wants to buy so it trades like small caps

we really finna crab till the bell rings damn

Might be a good time for some after-hours trading. MSFT and META earnings made everything pump this morning, including dumb shit like LUNR. "Good news" from AAPL and AMZN might have the same effect.

Increases in PE ratio are an effect, not a cause, though. And if America being more business friendly was a reason, you would not expect PE ratios to increase along with stock prices, because something like that is a genuinely bullish thing, whereas PE ratios increasing in tandem with stock prices literally mathematically means the stock prices are increasing for no tangible reason.

everyone who buys oil from iran (primarily china and india) can't trade with us anymore

deal with iran is going great tho

deals with china and india are going great too

sounds like a good time to buy nvda aftermarket

pictures attached to mainstream google news articles in my feed about the market all featuring various casino table-games

Uhm.... B- bullish?

nigger

youtu.be/1FXuMs6YRCY?si=zlRP_QWrziInMJv7&t=169

So I take it AMZN and AAPL missed, huh?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

A crazy dump is incoming.
Everytime most people think it'll go a certain way it goes the other way. I'm buying puts.

It's because of the long recovery after the great recession followed by printing our way out of covid recession while Europe was basically shooting themselves in the foot with austerity. Meanwhile China, which is usually the other big growth player had their real estate market collapsing at the same time.

I've explained it once. GDP get revised, even YEARS later. Also during Trump's first term.

when do you think

It's Q1 earnings retard, so ending march 31st
Any misses will be due to demand dropping before liberation day

APPL gets more from China than America

it's their biggest market

China is heavily pushing their own smart phones instead

it's gonna be red most likely

On the bottom, you see they are revising even the GFC.

The pump from yesterday's low to yesterday's close was 2.5%, before any bullish news had even come out. Today, with actual bullish earnings out in the open, it only increased 0.7%. Really activates one's almonds doesn't it? Almost as if the big players knew the news yesterday before it actually came out.

I think planes are really cool

would be cool if P/E was limited to 10 with a "USE IT OR LOSE IT" act, and any excess money was automatically redistributed to smaller businesses so that they can grow

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

Does anyone know of any economists that have remarked on the fact that the S&P now returns, on average, 20% per year? As opposed to the all time historical average of 8%?

many many people have talked about this
It's a common talking point, along with saying it's a bubble and mostly propped up by tech stocks or even just the mag 7, and the other 493 stocks aren't doing nearly as well
It's a tired talking point at this point

Seems like something that people would notice and call out

Yes, many people have

Did we just see insiders dumping before earnings?

Tempted to buy Amazon but I simply won’t. Won’t buy on a green day. Just won’t do it. Sorry.

Maybe next quarter but not this one

I'm somewhere between bargaining and depression on my puts, maybe also closer to acceptance, I don't know...

1% of oil maybe should crater the market that has to do with tech and chips? Data is the new oil anon.

Bro this place wasn't the Eurozone for like 48 hours and people were making BIG MONEY it was sick and now its a whinefest again. :/

I don't buy non divys

This is absolutely impossible.

amazon ahhhhhhhhhhhh

APPLE DE APPS
AND AMAZON SISTERS.... SHAKE IT

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

Well, considering that my portfolio is random bullshit I felt like investing in, and I haven't done it in two years, I feel like .7% returns for the day is acceptable. Tomorrow will be better I just know it!

A good day. Most of this is fake, my brokerage calculates asset value by the ask and not the mark, bought a bunch of puts from low liquidity sources so it looks like a loss but isn't really. In reality I'm a little up for the day, but not much. In good position for the coming weeks, is the important thing.

Eebitdah

Apr 24

Where's that deal now lmao

Got out of my disastrous 10k GOOGL purchase with $6.90 in profit after broker and SEC tips.

amazon BEAT eps and revenue

goes down

Anon...

+1.26%

5300 EOW

AMAZON

REVENUE 159-164BLN

OPERATING INCOME 13BLN EXPECTED 17,6BLN

AWS GROWTH 17% 17,6% EXPECTED

you sure? refresh

Anon, I get irritated just looking at an overinflated P/E but what you've just said is completely retarded

-$412.00 (-0.41%)

for some reason healthcare decided to explode today

So are fi-sissies just 100% nocturnal animals now that all the actual trading takes place after hours in private-rooms and darkpools?
This fake and gay open market shit can't require many actual spreadsheet monkeys to work.

Damn. Massive beats. AMZN +5% I guess

AWS GROWTH 17% 17,6% EXPECTED

RIP AMZN

Slower growth in AWS will hurt

Can someone tell me why exactly did we crater so much before close? Genuinely curious, as far as I know it was on "no news". I wanted to scoop up some cheap spx 0dte like 15 min before close but didnt think anything will happen. Then I saw the put I wanted to buy for 30$ go to 2000$ unironically

REDDIT IS THE NEW APPLE HOLY POOP!

AWS GROWTH 17% 17,6% EXPECTED

data centers and the cloud is insane

AIRBNB REKT

7 wins, 1 loss, $270 profit total.

attacking civilian trade ships is fighting for freedom

You know there are some retards here excusing their TDS posting by claiming it's just because orange man is bad for the markets. Those guys must hate Iran, too, right?

Sometimes pussies get VERY rich.

I have no idea. But last week had a lot of pumps for no reason so I think this is some jew shit.

wow, I literally lost everything in 5 minutes..

market closes, instantly crashes
lol wut?

BLOCK BIG MISS

high P/E companies are not using all of that money they're sitting on and can't physically use so much money though, why not invest it into smaller companies that are growing or something

REDDIT MASSIVE BEAT

Full Amazon Q1 25 Earnings:

Revenue: $155.7B (est. $155.16B)

Operating Income: $18.4B (est. $17.51B)

Operating Margin: 11.8% (est. 11.2%)

EPS: $1.59 (est. $1.36)

AWS Net Sales: $29.27B (est. $29.36B)

AWS Net Sales Ex FX: +17% (est. +17.2%)

North America Net Sales: $92.89B (est. $92.63B) >Physical Stores Net Sales: $5.53B (est. $5.41B)

Sees Q2 Net Sales: $159B–$164B (est. $161.42B)

Q2 Operating Income: $13B–$17.5B (est. $17.82B)

I'm retarded and slow

stop trading 0dte options lmao

snagged a cheeky may 9 spy 539 put which is printing already

can't decide if i should close tommorow or wait for another gigadump

>attacking civilian trade ships is fighting for freedom

You know there are some retards here excusing their TDS posting by claiming it's just because orange man is bad for the markets. Those guys must hate Iran, too, right?

at a certain point in time, you realize the anti american faggots are all brownoids
or anti white self hating white liberals
either way, it's the same result. Spiteful mutants wishing the crash of society.

don't count me out yet!!!

I haven't reach my final form!

There isn't even a recession.

For all the miggers:
Reddit, $RDDT, earnings

EPS: $0.13, est: $0.02

Revenue: $392.4 million, est: $370 million

REDDIT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUY

Unironically market manipulation. Just look at the massive profits reported by all the trading desks. A bunch of big players pump and dumping the rest of us.

I assume by "money" you mean "unrealized capital gains" right? Because a high P/E ratio does not mean the company is sitting on a bunch of excess cash or anything of the sort; more likely the opposite, in fact. And if you do mean unrealized capital gains, that is unfortunately a retarded and logistically un-implementable idea.

unpopular opinion

MSTR should be banned from the market as it is an unregistered security and not a real company acting like a real company should

Government revises GDP data upward

>The revision is lying! Don't ask me why they didn't lie initially

Government revises job growth downward

>The original was lying! Don't ask me why they admitted to it in the revision.

why AMZN is -3% in AH? Earnings are known. Insiders are selling?

thing I don't like should be banned

*yawn*

>MSTR should be banned from the market

true. mstr is poison
but it's just leveraged bitcoin. I don't see a problem with allowing that.

On Bloomberg Stenovec pronounced "Shein" as "She - in"? Isn't it "Shayn"?

AAPL earnings in 14 minutes

Amgen Q1 25 Earnings:

Revenue: $8.15B (est. $8.05B)

Operating Income: $3.60B (est. $3.33B)

Adjusted EPS: $4.90 (est. $4.25)

Sees FY Revenue: $34.3B–$35.7B (est. $35.14B)

Sees FY Adjusted EPS: $20.00–$21.20 (est. $20.67)

This fall from 189 to 180 the moment market closed is suspicious for AMZN

Airbnb Q1 25 Earnings:

Revenue: $2.27B (est. $2.26B)

EPS: $0.24 (est. $0.23)

Adjusted EBITDA: $417M (est. $363.9M)

Gross Booking Value: $24.5B (est. $24.46B)

Sees Q2 Revenue: $2.99B–$3.05B (est. $3.03B)

Still Sees FY Adjusted EBITDA Margin: At Least 34.5%

No, he's correct.

Probably because of AWS, that's their most profitable unit. The retail side of Amazon is going to get fucked hard by the tariffs. Advertising was a nice surprise, but also going to get fucked in a recession.

Microstrategy, $MSTR, earnings:

Revenue: $111.1 million, est: $115.8 million

Holds 553,555 bitcoin

Has launched $21 billion ATM equity offering

Guidance is everything, saying that anything is priced in in this market is a fucking joke though

Markets are forward looking fucktard

Too bad, I would sell now if my broker allowed me to do so.

United States Steel Q1 25 Earnings:

Revenue: $3.73B (est. $3.67B)

Adjusted EBITDA: $172M (est. $125.3M)

Net Loss: $87M (est. loss $109.6M)

Adj Loss per Share: $0.39 (est. loss $0.45)

Shipments: 3.76M tons (est. 3.45M tons)

Sees Q2 Adj EBITDA: $375M to $425M (est. $447.4M)

what are accounting principles?

Earnings and revenue are reported in the period from which they are made.
April 2nd mass tariffs started.
Q1 is till march 31st.

Rip the guy with 575 spy calls

Why the fuck did Amazon drop like a lead balloon when they beat earnings

I fucking hate seeing RDDT going up. That piece of shit stock has no business being anywhere near double digits.

growth in AWS lower than analysts' expectations

just wait until Anon Babble goes public and sells all our posts to PLTR glowies for AI training.

Guidance drives the market these days simple ass. Amazon was mostly in line and guidance was in the expected range therefore dump eet

Bad guidance

Amazon Second Quarter 2025 Guidance

Net sales are expected to be between $159.0 billion and $164.0 billion, or to grow between 7% and 11% compared with second quarter 2024. This guidance anticipates an unfavorable impact of approximately 10 basis points from foreign exchange rates.

Operating income is expected to be between $13.0 billion and $17.5 billion, compared with $14.7 billion in second quarter 2024.

This guidance assumes, among other things, that no additional business acquisitions, restructurings, or legal settlements are concluded.

that fall in AAPL AH price

Well I wonder if we get a recovery tomorrow just based on retail seeing good earnings. My call is fucked but my stock should be fine

I expect good earnings but future outlook to be bad especially for AMZN

DOWN DOWN DOW NDOW NDOWN DOWN

DEI and woke

yeah, you're right, I need to think a bit more about my "use it or lose it" act, every way of making it work sounds like communism

Earnings Flash (AAPL) APPLE INC. Posts Q2 Revenue $95.36B, vs. FactSet Est of $94.54B

Apple Reports Q2 EPS of $1.65, vs FactSet Analyst Consensus of $1.62/Share

And there goes AAPL.

I sold a $564 SPY 1dte put for breakeven literally fucking seconds before this flash dump because i was worried about further retard pumping

Many faggots here probably migrated to either reddit, sharty or other shitholes during the pause, so I wouldn't be surprised if this contributed to their next earnings.

cope chud

Rip to all the fucking morons who spent $400 per put for a -25% breakeven

there's no way DUOL stays at this valuation throught the year right? That subscription is gonna be first to go when people find less spending money in their accounts

Apple Raises Quarterly Dividend to 26c Vs. 25c

Why it falls down? Damn whales are selling, cause now they have liquidity I thought they are going to do this next days, fuck.

I double checked and it was worse than I thought. People spent 1k on 121 puts. Jesus.

youtube.com/watch?v=wx6_MWVHZ4g

...it's a literal penny. Why do you think the dividend even matters?

P/E ratio is merely 212, anon. There's plenty of room for the price to go up.

50% of the iPhones sold in the United States came from India

Good news SAARS

BREAKING: $AAPL Q2 earnings

EPS $1.65, est. $1.62

Rev. $95.36b, est. $94.59b

Service rev. $26.65b, est. $26.72b

iPhone revenue $46.84b, est. $45.94b

iPad revenue $6.40b, est. $6.12b

Total operating expenses $15.28b, est. $15.17b

Mac revenue $7.95b, est. $7.75b

Wearables, home & accessories $7.52b, est. $8.05b

Products rev. $68.71b, est. $67.84b

Greater China rev. $16b, est. $16.83b

Board authorized buyback up to $100b of company’s stock

Declared a Cash Div of $0.26/share, up from $0.25

bro I thought the forward p/e would've been better when looking it up earlier today but that shit is at 145 too. No wonder the IV is through the roof on it, that owl is out for blood

Also explains the iPhone 15 quality issues though I guess once you go jeet you never leave

Get back to the cage, wagie! HAHAHAHA, ANOTHER VICTORIOUS DAY FOR MR. MARKET AND THE INTERNATIONAL JEWISH MAFIA!

You the guy with 575 spy calls?

Reddit is fucking unusable for anyone who isn't a braindead, drooling idiot. Any opinion not aligned with the group think gets deleted and the user shadowbanned.

Are you stuck in 2014? Half of the website is a klan rally like any other social media. Advertisers don’t care anymore.

good, go back and stay go back

is jobs report trmw bullish or bearish

I’ve been here longer than you, tripnigger

Apple earnings when

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Because the DCI is writing the digital DNA of programmable money. Shaping the philosophy behind digital control systems. Training the next generation of technocrats who will manage the global monetary reset.

It launched to explore what a U.S. Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) could look like not just theoretically, but technically. This is the project where the code, ledger structure, and transaction throughput of a digital dollar is being built behind closed doors.

Phase 1: BUILDING THE ENGINE

Released to the public in early 2022 but most people missed it.

Two separate architectures for a CBDC:

• "Atomizer": a high-speed centralized processor

• "2-Phase Commit": a decentralized ledger approach

• One version processed over 1.7 million transactions per second in lab conditions. Let that sink in. It makes Visa look like dial-up internet.

It doesn't matter what particular ideology the sub has (though most of them are far left liberal), it's the fact that they actively censor any opinion that isn't aligned with the sub. The whole site just attracts the lowest, most subhuman scum on the internet from both left and right.

AAPL

Good earnings

100B buyback

dump

GOOG

God earnings

70B buyback

barely does shit, if not dump

Why don't the just announce -70% earnings or whatever like TSLA so they can pump +8%?

The implications? The hardware and software needed to support a national CBDC at massive scale already exists. And it’s built by the same elite institutions that helped design Bitcoin’s cryptography.

What Was Hidden in the Fine Print?

Project Hamilton is not about launching a CBDC yet… it's about ensuring the Fed has a working prototype and can move at will when the time is right.

It focuses on. Performance & scale (not privacy).Token-based architecture (cash-like, but programmable)

Phase 2: BEHIND CLOSED DOORS (Post-2022 to Now)

MIT has gone silent on the next phase. It’s no longer public-facing. They’re now testing wallet integrations. Exploring ID-based restrictions (yes, as in: you must “verify” to receive funds). Quiet coordination with private firms like Amazon Web Services, Mastercard, and Google Cloud. Advanced work on “time-bound” funds (money that expires) and geographic restrictions (only works in certain zones).

The Real Threat… Project Hamilton. Tt will be sold to the people as “This is fast, fair, and for your safety.”

Bottom Line. Project Hamilton is the testbed for FedNow’s future. The hidden foundation of programmable money.

GM

Slightly down which is bullish for inflation but will be spun as VERY NO GOOD BADBAD.

Did apple announce good? Its still bot colored for me
Why dump then

It's a shit sandwich either way
If it's below expectations, then the economy is contacting faster than anticipated
If it's above expectations then rates will stay higher for longer

Probably bearish I expect unemployment to rise due to a number companies announcing job cuts

Sure you have

I was really good at predicting earning this time, got MSFT 440c May 16th, AMZN 180p (also calls) PYPL 68C. I am pretty poor so only made 1200$ on this stuff but was still pretty rad. I blew 50 bucks on AAPL.

Sometimes people get weird about earnings until the call, Apple could be +5% tomorrow if they hype how they have decoupled from China like that one anon said and because of that China tariffs will not affect them.

i just bought a bag of this. MOVE is either skyrocketing or going to 0

I wouldn't want to be short this economy the moment China caves under the pressure.

please tell me when you will sell

already did, premarket today
am now switching from NVDL to NVDQ, will close position when it hits 90-100

guys sometimes i stare at the chart and whisper "go up" repeatedly

Unfortunately due to the death of most forums and the social enclosures caused by discord it remains as one of the only vestiges for tech support and DIY so it is sadly here to stay.

China caves

Any day now

any candle blowers in the thread with us?

holy shieeet

anyone got discord and want to smoke weed with our cams on

hell yeah brother let me go grab my JO crystal

I fucked up and planned my puts for tmmrw
But AMZN didn't stick the landing and I worry

WTF happened near close???? What was that dump

Ahahahahahahah yeah. Let's take dabs together.

Any proof? I'm not your exit liquidity, sorry pal

democrats are one person and constituency

also i guess the right is losing the ability to meme?

Singapore PM is speaking btw

Today: -0.06%
This Week: -0.28%
This Month: -0.06%
This Year: -43.53%

meh

Jews

amazon alive cat bounce

I bought it as soon as I learned it was on the US exchanges
Tendies are piggies who love their slop

Singapore to enhance trade arrangements with CPTPP, create ASEAN-EU FTA

Explain to me how deporting 600k Venezuelans is sound economic policy. The Trump supporters have lost their collective minds.

Watching the Chinese seethe in here for the last couple days has been glorious.

I bought the Minecraft meal at Mickey D’s and then bought 5 calls right before closing. How rich am I tomorrow?

I saw a headline Trump is ready to announce a trade deal.
I'm still waiting for his 2018 G20 speech.

SPY is down less than 5% YTD

why were normies losing their goddamn shit
actual nothing-ever-happens-burger

the "irrelevant has-been peaked in 2010's" economic block

Cute.

I agree, we need to keep cheap, exploitable labor in the US.
Though if prices go up and people buy products, that is an increasing spending.

I haven't posted here in a while. I figured I would warn some of you.
For the past 6 months I've used an AI advisor that I programmed. I'm up 15%. Might not be much to some of you, but its with a lot of money for a company you HAVE heard of.
This is what the AI has to say about the current situation [summarized from 20 pages]. Read carefully:

The Hollow Market: A Covert Thesis on U.S. Economic Illusion in 2025

In 2025, a clear gap has formed between apparent market strength and economic reality. While GDP shrinks, the dollar weakens, and bond yields flash warnings, a handful of mega-cap stocks remain stable. This suggests not natural dynamics, but covert stabilization to maintain public confidence.

The U.S. economy contracted by 0.3% in Q1 2025 amid import surges, inflation, and softening demand. At the same time, the U.S. Dollar Index dropped nearly 4%, counter to typical flight-to-safety trends. Bond markets signal trouble: inverted yields and falling 2-year rates point to downturn fears and fiscal doubts.

As small and mid-cap stocks decline, mega-caps like Apple, Microsoft, Nvidia, and Amazon remain elevated. This isn’t coincidence—they serve as infrastructure and optics. These firms power cloud services, AI, and consumer ecosystems. Their stock performance props up ETFs like SPY and QQQ, masking broader weakness.

This thesis contends that the U.S. government and aligned financial forces are subtly supporting these firms through repo market liquidity, sovereign fund coordination, buyback leniency, passive flow channels, and narrative management. No direct buying is needed—just systemic nudges to keep the illusion intact.

This split is unsustainable. If even a few megacaps stumble, passive strategies could collapse. Trust in the dollar and economic leadership is already slipping. If the illusion fails, the fallout will be swift and severe.

This is not paranoia. It is early recognition of controlled decay.

Ohhh tank the ancestors you have warned me of the corruption! I will revere your advice greatly and sell all my America equity very fast! Truly America has lost the Mandate of Heaven.

post thought out post

"ching chong ding dong"

Fuck at least the feet pictures spammers in Anon Babble have clever replies to make me feel like shit.

2008 started in mid 2007
Yeah yeah sure, you've never been to Oovoo javer
Seems broadly sensible, insofar as just being bearish, but

As small and mid-cap stocks decline, mega-caps like Apple, Microsoft, Nvidia, and Amazon remain elevated.

The Russell 2000 hasn't done especially poorly compared to Nasdaq though?

it's over.

Its down 18% from highs.
SPY is down 8% from highs.

Kato says that Japan's huge US Treasury holdings are among the tools it can wield in trade negotiations with the US, and then adds that whether Japan wields that card is a different question

Also fuck Griffith. His time is almost up.

Hmmmm that is quite bad, although it's been mostly between inaug and lib day, which is surprising. Since lib day it's been pretty close, so that would suggest that market psychology rather than intervention has been driving recent moves.

fuck griffith

indeed xoxo

based

Perhaps I could clarify again.
Over the past 5 years, SPY is up 68%.
Russel is up 20%.

Something is wrong. Something is breaking. And in the past couple of months my suspicions are growing. I've always been early to things and it has often lead me to being mocked and called crazy, but it has also netted me a lot of money. Blessing and a curse.
The market is hollow and propped up by the US government for national security reasons and to appear strong when it is weak. Your call if the show can go on. I'm just letting you know there is a stage.

I find your typing style to be quite self important, there are lots of people like that on here with no way to tell between them. I do think the S&P is massively overvalued, that's not really controversial. But rather than something being horribly broken, the rest of the economy is growing at normal (i.e. developing market) rates, and if the S&P collapses it will be a US hangover. How much US government intervention there is in megacap prices I'm not sure, I haven't seen anything that suggests that. But I'm not a meme line algo trader

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