/smg/ - Stock Market General

i opened a rh in jan and i'm up 12% ytd with a daily buy order set on 4 different yieldmax funds. buyin the dip

Lumping it all in asap maximizes expected value. Risk is a different story

Alright good enough. I'm going to split it in to 52 and buy once a week. I will not be trying to make cheeky slurps on dips. If I do that I will eventually go all in at some stupid time because that's what I do. I cannot explain how eager I get about going all in. I go all in all the time. This account is strictly devoted to not doing that.

yieldmax funds

covered call ETFs are almost always a bad idea (compared to just buying the underlying), but yieldmax funds are some of the worst
At least buy something from NEOS, which seem to be the best of the bunch
Or better yet, just buy the underlying asset. Then you pay no fees, and you can pay yourself a "dividend" whenever you want. And hopefully pay long term capital gains tax instead of short term which will kill your gains.
And never ever buy a bitcoin covered call ETF. That's just like setting your money on fire.

Alright good enough. I'm going to split it in to 52 and buy once a week. I will not be trying to make cheeky slurps on dips. If I do that I will eventually go all in at some stupid time because that's what I do. I cannot explain how eager I get about going all in. I go all in all the time. This account is strictly devoted to not doing that.

okay, then just do as you planned. split it up into 52 chunks, and just buy weekly no matter what the price is. That's DCA boiled down to its raw essentials.
It's good to set aside some portion of your assets as the safe and boring boglehead "just buy VOO". It beats 90% of all investment strategies.

i dont fucking care i'll rotate out in september

Bears are getting sodomized lol. Look at the BGC futures.

Investing for you has never been easier. Don't do small amounts just keep a brokerage account in fidelity open up with a base cash position in SPAXX. Then just buy everytime the leftoids here claim the west had fallen and then stop buying everytime the rightoids say the America is so fucking back
It's literally that cheesy.

tsla news is fake
x.com/Tesla/status/1917812113315074055

Has anyone done prop trading? Thinking of getting into ftmo as a side hustle.

amzn call printed

hood csps printed

spy call printed

Now we are gonna get a nice spy put for next Friday, and get 2 more hood csps. Use the rest of the gains to buy sgld. Investing is easy af.

if you don't care about making money, then yeah.... go ahead
I tried man. Keep wasting money on covered call ETFs if you want to light money on fire I guess.

Mmmmmhhhmmmmm oh yeah, think it's time for another STINKY GREEN DAY for VS BVLLCHADS! Never bet against VS, BOBO!

Are futures green because of efforts to revoke tariff authority from the presidency? It would have passed if all the senators did their jobs and were actually present for the vote. I need some explanation for this madness.

kikes lost

BOJ governor Ueda: Timing of next rate hike could be swayed a lot depending on tariffs

These faggots will never hike, while their inflation is going up, kek

Market is green cause Chinatalks, then china denies, then Trump repeats, then China denies, then Trump repeats, then China confirms mockingly that the US reached out but actually doesn't say much but just calls the US out, then the US confirms there were no talks. Now we can start from new and pump higher even though nothing was achieved, but a huge loss in trust into the stockmarket. Picrel unrelated.

Lmao. The issue was tabled which means quashed for the entire session.

if you aren't a perma bull after watching the market pump during this clusterfuck you're never going to make it

The more this pumps, the more spectacular the fall will be.

These are the agonal twitches of a dying market

Good news Bullish sanctions incoming this by congress and the senate

“According to the draft bill, the punishment would include a 500% tariff on imports from countries that buy Russian oil, petroleum products, natural gas or uranium"

The US Senate has supported a bill developed by Senator Lindsey Graham* on "crushing" anti-Russian sanctions.The project received the support of 72 senators, which will allow the document to be submitted for consideration by the House of Representatives.

elons great and all but hes not a wartime CEO

Wew 500% tariffs on India and China, I was told trade talks were going well with them. Also the EU.

This is the other geriatrics thinking they are all but sentencing America to death keep in mind this bipartisan so I fully see it passing this will all but kill America

this just might be bullish.... for bears :3

To all the retards who think upbeat Q1 earnings mean anything, get your wellies out for Q2
Any cyclical upset in Q1 earnings, however, should be a massive red flag regarding the financial health of the American consumer

Wait,

+500% on imports from countries that buy russian stuff

"on crushing" anti-russian sanctions

So these two are contradicting.

Wait it hasn't passed yet this retard suggested this suicide pact as a next set of sanctions

On "crushing", dipshit

They are saying embargo Russia or we embargo you this is all but late term insanity I don't think Xi is this fucked or even the USSR was democracy on hindsight was a terrible idea

Sorry Sirs, I thought he was using the word as a verb here and the quotationmarks because is an excessive and metaphorically used word here.

holy fucking based
SAAR please do the needfully and do NOT REDEEM the tariffs benchod bastard SAAR

It's been ridiculously bullish for a week. So I know it's gonna gigadump soon. Anyone else?

If they pass the super sanction package most definitely

tfw the Swedish stock market is closed today because of a socialist holiday

Thoughts on INTC?
Once in a lifetime opportunity or bagholding trap?

Currently accumulating it a little bit

Pretty safe to get it between 18 and 20 and dump it at 22

I was thinking about >5 years of holding type of investment

If weebs won't raise their rates we gonna need to print more dollars

Someplace, somewhere there's still a 1999 INTC bagholder looking to break even

lol, I'm starting to think it's a meme here for someone to ask about investing into Intel of all companies for some reason

MUH RECESSION MUH BULLTRAP. TODAY WILL BE MONUMENTOUS! COPE AND SEETHE BUDDY COPE AND SEETHINGTON

mumu's first bear market

You didn't long SOX 3x right, mumu?

It's too bad, honestly whenever I have to buy a 10Gbps card or whatever network equipment, I just buy Intel or their chipsets. They just fucking work and are objectively the best.

It's every new/biz/ retard's introduction to catching a falling knife

spy 575 eod cope and seethe buddy cope and seeeeeethe

How come delusional pumps and v-shaped recoveries are limited to US stocks? Why are investors only delusional when it comes to American equities but level-headed with respect to everything else?

he's ITM when SPY goes +3,6%

Yikes

cope and seethe market pal get with the program

The Shit and Piss 500 has a fuckload of retarded retail investors invested in it, sometimes through ETFs which pump the entire market

Who buys any of that stuff except for a techtranny coder?

Me, for my 8GBps fiber, and home server network.

can i host a rust server on your network bro?

Take out the largest 10 companies from your observations and you can see that it's only those companies receiving the permanent bull poomp
It also makes sense, what else would you do as a US citizen or institution in these times? Straight up liquidating everything locks in your losses and also that's like betting on your country collapsing.

what else would you do as a US citizen or institution in these times

Not buy into 30 P/E ratio stocks just before a recession hits?

Recessions don't matter. The best companies get stronger in recessions when local businesses go bankrupt.

Goddamn it feels good to be a bull

China’s copper stockpiles are on track to dwindle to nothing in just a few months, as the market suffers “one of the greatest tightening shocks” in its history on fears of US tariffs, according to senior executives at commodities trading house Mercuria.

That's weird, I thought they bought their copper from us not America

575 eod let em cope and seethe bro

bulls are euphoric again

New to REITs and dividends
What's the best monthly dividend to invest in?
The faggots at the Fool were shilling Slate REIT but I have a feeling that might drop in the future

REITs in healthcare facilities since the global population will keep aging

Need veto proof majority to revoke tariff authority ,mr.faggot.

GME proxy material shows at least 3,797,389,035 shares exist more than should.

Is that legal? Can they dab on Ken like that? Too based to live.

guys is this good

They are 1 gen behind amd .

If they can make 1.8 nm work they might print , but whole market decline is gonna pull them down.

DIOS MIO, JESUS, MARIA Y JOSEPH

Will it go down more? German here and i need to fuel my oil-heating. 2500litre

Just DCA into fuel oil

It's good. Low oil prices has a deflationary effect meaning we can cut interest rates more.

It means the global economy is slowing down
It's good, we need to take medicine sometimes and just relax for a bit

This is happening because china is dumping gold.
Chinese shills on boomer internet hangouts convinced them to dump stocks and bonds and go all into gold because orange man bad.
They just rugpulled.
The boomers betting against their grandchildren and their country just got pump n dumped by china.
Which is good: you get what you fucking deserve.
You like that boomers? You like putting foreign slavers over you own goddamn kids? Fuck you. Stock my shelves, ring up my groceries until the day you die bitch.
I hope it drops by 700 points and they lose a quarter of their money.
In a just world they'd lose everything and end up homeless.

Average american poster

$MCD | McDonalds Q1 2025 Earnings

- Rev $5.96B (est $6.12B)

- ADJ EPS $2.67 (est $2.68)

- Comp Sales -1% (est +0.51%)

- US Comp Sales -3.6% (est -0.98%)

It's McFuckinOver.

I'm buying 1.8k CVS shares at open.

I didn't expect to make so much money so quickly. Now my calls can be exercised. So I'll just have to keep rolling them and slurping premiums.

Sigh. It's almost too easy.

fatass Mutts eating less goyslop

thesis?

line go up

LONDON, April 30 (Reuters) - Saudi Arabian officials are briefing allies and industry experts to say the kingdom is unwilling to prop up the oil market with further supply cuts and can handle a prolonged period of low prices, five sources with knowledge of the talks said.

You tell me. Honestly, the market to watch is the oil market and what the Saudis are saying. They don't see oil rising up in the coming months, because they know full well the world is going in recession, and it's going in fast.
Don't look at the stocks market, look at oil, and a bit into FX, and bonds of course.

So this is why that Russian was posting gay nigger interracial porn yesterday.

Rusmuttica is gigafucked

Pretty sure they're always like that without any need for a specific reason, though it doesn't help. Being gaylords is hardcoded into their DNA.

Nah 6/10 maybe. I keep caöm with the no Selling til july

Using a vague ad hominem is an admission you have no response and I accept your concession.
I am also worth 82 million and have recently decided to clean up the site. My guy will find you and I will unmask you here. I already have ten losers lined up to be unmasked on pol, they are a 60/40 split of indians and fat incels living with their parents.

Average ex US Navy Seal

Laugh all you want; you won't be on june 19th.

Wonder if sold

02:30 PM US Initial Jobless Claims APR/26

02:30 PM Continuing Jobless Claims APR/19

02:30 PM Jobless Claims 4-week Average

03:45 PM S&P Global Manufacturing PMI Final APR

04:00 PM ISM Manufacturing PMI APR

04:00 PM ISM Manufacturing Employment APR

04:00 PM Construction Spending MoM MAR

04:00 PM ISM Manufacturing New Orders APR

04:00 PM ISM Manufacturing Prices APR

He did thats why it pumped obviously

Because the entire world is throwing money at shiny american tech stocks, only people who know what they are doing will look at euro stocks.
Look at the boring industrial section of the s&p 500 and you will find more reasonable share prices.

Trump could launch nukes at china, russia, and israel and SPY would still hit 600

INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS APR/26
ACTUAL: 241.0K

PREVIOUS: 222K

CONCENSUS: 224K

FORECAST: 225.0K

CONTINUING JOBLESS CLAIMS APR/19
ACTUAL: 1,916K

PREVIOUS: 1841K

CONCENSUS: 1860K

FORECAST: 1844.0K

JOBLESS CLAIMS 4 WEEK AVERAGE APR/26
ACTUAL: 226.0K

PREVIOUS: 220.25K

FORECAST: 222.0K

Black women who got hired by doge from their remote comfy govt jobs are inflating this data

Fired*

Yes

Hired*

Apple and amazon earnings today, do you think theyll beat?

We'll see tomorrow during payrolls, really looks like employers are waiting for more clarity.

Amazon outperform on cloud
Apple underperform on phones, tablets and laptops. Flat on desktop computers.

Tell me why I shouldn't buy a 2x Berkshire ETN?
It does a bit better than the S&P500, with less volatility, meaning better for leveraged.

Imo itll go like this: they beat earnings but give really weak guidance because of tariffs and sp500 will tank
Google microsoft and meta are digital products, theyre a lot harder to tariff. Apple and amazon need to produce and ship their products, i think theyll give really bad guidance or just say we dont know and itll tank the index

Google microsoft and meta are digital products, theyre a lot harder to tariff.

They'll be easy as fuck to tariff, believe me. Noticed how the administration always go CHINA, CHINA, CHINA DEAL to pump the market, as if it was the biggest trade partner, while the EU actually is? The complete silence is all you need to know.

Apple is clearly gonna say something about tariff uncertainty and tank.

t. AAPL baggie

Yep recession is underway

Ok faggots I'm getting on a flight and won't be able to trade. You better keep MSFT at $430 for a couple of hours

I hope you're on a Boeing with a DEI pilot.

Unironically I now make sure to only fly on Airbuses. Surely this is bullish for Boeing.

How big of a deal is this really?
Thinking about buying the dip for the earnings play.

amazon will beat but it's somewhat priced in now
they're going to have to really over deliver for a decent pump from here

Nothing burger

Trump DOJ

Tim Apple sloppy toppy king

Not a lot of good news this morning.

Which is super bullish ya frickin' lib, number literally only goes UP

Scott Bessent was on with Maria Bartiromo this morning. It will be a green day.
#GreenDay #Bullish #ScottBessent

Also USA is going to take all of the borderland's rare earth minerals as part of the terms of the hohol surrender.

So this is what nvidia's chart will look like in 20 years
Interesting

I have a bot that buys when Bessent is mentioned at least 30% more

NINTENDO BROS

Is Intel ever going to recover?

You can tell these married men love their adopted blond haired blue eyed son in a non-sexual way as elites do.

Losing money on intel is like baptism for stock trading

The minerals are in the eastern half that Trump already gifted to Putin.

I've tried reading a couple articles about the deal but I'm still not sure what any party is getting from it in the end kek

So you're telling me Trump bought a bunch of claims without checking the drill test results?

AMD at almost $100

How the turns have tabled.

In a few years its possible
The problem is they have a fuckton of h1b indians and 0 innovation. As long as medicore third worlders work at the company its going to tank. You can compare it with nvidia pic related

As a SOXL holder please delete this.

Its too difficult for the average liberal journalist to understand the ukraine is losing, so the articles are going to be shitty information to go off anyway.

Whole boards turning on Trump, being a 2017 fan boy tourist I think it got to him.

The 94 yrold elephant in the toom.

journalist to understand the ukraine is losing

they are paid to pump out the propaganda, they do not care what the truth is.

Nothing, this entire deal is vapid air. It doesn't engage anyone to anything. Of course, headlines will scream DEAL, and when you read what it entails it's fucking nothing. The only thing that's worth mentioning is how it allows ukraine to buy weapons. Which is something they already wanted to do and were rejected for, 3 weeks ago.

Don't you Slav obsessed faggots have Anon Babble or even better Pol to blow Putin over, why shit up a stock market board with your low IQ vatnik gullibility?
Are you being paid to post this shit no happy and healthy white man would give a fuck about?

T-4 MINUTES

This

My gut is to invest in AR like SNAP and META because I like the technology and hope it gets better and better, but my head says that people would rather do anything else than wear something that could interfere with their "fit".

Sir, we are discussing a mineral deal which has implications in America's future as the worlds #1 manufacturing powerhouse. You can bitch all you want, but these are the kinds of things that can let you retire on a $5,000 investment.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Finally put some money down boyz, going with the classics, cigarettes, alcohol, video games, computer parts, some uhhh bioengineering shit I dunno, real estate house development? Walmart, it's gunna go great, I just know it!

DING DING DING DING DING DING

Thinking of the anon who bought CVS puts

Seeing how much social media controls lives, I honestly think it's always a good time for Meta. Only fear would be regulators or society waking up one day.
That stocks been an unstoppable powerhouse, a rare money printer that is perfectly suited for both AR and AI.

wtf tesla?

bullish.

here's the Ukrainian Gov's release (which is way more specific than the White House's funnily enough):
me.gov.ua/News/Detail/91af98f8-9ae6-49ba-99ae-adb847fe493a?lang=en-GB&title=UkraineAndTheUnitedStatesSignEconomicPartnershipAgreementAndEstablishTheReconstructionInvestmentFund
tl;dr:

equally managed investment fund to be established

half of its funds will come from Ukrainian mineral licenses, royalties, etc., other half from American investment and/or military aid (no idea how the latter works tbqh)

all of its profits will be directed towards resource extraction and infrastructure for the first decade, after that it will be split evenly between both parties

White House release also includes something about the U.S. having first dibs on the sale of resources, but it isn't mentioned here, so I don't really know what that's all about. The main takeaway I have is the U.S. is going to profit from cheap ukie oil and minerals in a decade.

TSLA is beyond the laws of logic and reality, the company announces that they are losing sales and decreasing revenue and the value of the stock goes to the stars.

I think he's saying Putin lost

Which is exactly why you should invest in this shit

this is quite literally the disguised establishment of an american version of the East india Company but for america physically located near the middle east

lol, lmao. another couple bases to watch on the middle east and interfere with georgia and russia with access close to russia

There's no way i'm putting even a single cent in a schizophrenic stock, i only watch stocks that offer a dividend.

oh soxl here we go

what is the underlying value proposition of a stock that gives no dividend and no voting power in the company?

Big profits on PLTR, MSFT and META. Too bad that I was also holding SMCI, a fucking nigger faggot stock. And because of yesterday crash of -20% I am still behind for last 5 days. God, I loathe this filthy stock and filthy company.

Fuck yea, 52 David SOXL.

12 PE, I don't get why the stock got hit that hard with that much cash flow.

Unironically the possibility that someday it might give you a dividend and voting power in the company

Present price trends showed input prices rising at a fractionally slower pace than in March, when costs had
increased to the greatest degree since August 2022.
and exchange rate factors were cited as pushing up the price
of inputs during April. In response, firms sought to protect
margins by increasing their own selling charges to the greatest
degree since early 2023.

Tariffs were also reported to have led to some modest

supply-side disruptions. Average lead times lengthened for a
seventh successive month in April, and to the greatest degree
for two-and-a-half years. This was despite a reduction in
demand pressure as purchasing activity declined for a second
month running. Some firms preferred to utilize their existing
inventories in production, which helped to explain a second
successive monthly reduction in stocks of purchases.

Lollmao 2 dolls

It's basically the same as a gift card

Paid off being bearish on lly. Made up for getting burned on tsla puts (still holding)

The Fed is hiking in June, screenshot this

Oh, great, the Move Shoot Move I intended to buy to do stars photography just bumped in price +35$

Have you not learned anything from the past half decade? As far as the market is concerned, the only stocks worth anything are the ones with a P/E of at least 70.

INTC

Not doing anything today. Feeling glum.
I hope you all are able to make money today, whatever your strategy is.

Good day.

Haha, true. Fucking Tesla!

MSFT kings...

Zcar just popped 300%, thinking of opening a short

It was hyped, then some fraud accusations come into the play, the stock started to falling, then stalled and started to gain some, so people probably thought it's little under valuated, then Goldman Sachs reduced price target from 45$ to 32$, little fall but nothing scary, then tariffs came so like everything it plummeted, when bullish trend emerged it went really high, because people probably thought it is very under valuated and price target is ~45 $, but they suddenly released report, a week before earnings that corrected that expected earnings are down -20%, so Goldman Sachs was right, additionaly Barclays cut the price target from 59$ to 34$ (!). No wonder everyone escaped, including me. Now only some knife catchers are buying. Time to short it soon!

OMG ISM PRICES WAS ONLY 69,8 AND NOT 70,3!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY

ISM MANUFACTURING PMI
ACTUAL 48,7

PREVIOUS 49

CONCENSUS 48

FORECAST 47,2

what did they mean by this

GOOD MORNING NIGGERS IM SO CLOSE TO BREAKING EVEN ON NVIDIA

buy ARVN
don't ask me why :3

I'm 100% SOXL so this stock scared me, but it weirdly hadn't had much impact yet despite being NVidias #1 customer. Thanks for the summary, good to know.

What is the best way to get money out of this Switch 2 pump?
Does Nintendo have leveraged stuff?

Apple or Amazon earnings today

(You) must pick 1 (one)

Okay, done. I'm selling in one week whether it goes up or down.

Fraud

Diluting share holders

Negative Cash Flow from Operations

Yeah gee, I wonder why everyone thinks this stock is a piece of shit.

ISM Manufacturing Employment APR

Actual 46.5

Previous 44.7

Concensus

Forecast 44.1

Construction Spending MoM MAR

Actual -0.5%

Previous 0.6%

Concensus 0.2%

Forecast 0.3%

ISM Manufacturing New Orders APR

Actual 47.2

Previous 45.2

Concensus

Forecast 44.3

ISM Manufacturing Prices APR

Actual 69.8

Previous 69.4

Concensus 70.3

Forecast 70

ur a bro thnx!

I don't take advice from cucks.

sell, this is the exit pump. capex spending didnt go to nvidia. aapl and amzn are not going to be good for nvda tomorrow: they were much more hit by the tariffs than msft and meta.

Oh if you used me for exit liquidity I'm going to be so mad at you, you little scamp!

Amzn is gonna pump on cloud no matter what

back to pre lib day S&P

Suspect is resisting arrest, this is only going one way mumu

AppleSissies won't stand their favorite company lost first place in market cap list, so they are going to pump this stock back into first place.

they have a fuckton of h1b indians and 0 innovation

new ceo is gutting their workforce like theres no tomorrow. fire 10 jeets, hire 1 actually qualified worker at massively increased salary

Shorted it on x2 leverage

Amazon will probably beat

I hope so, I hate owning the #1 stock. How much bigger than 3 trillion could nvidia I a get.

massive dump on EVERYTHING including crypto on open

Do crypto fags still pretend that crypto isn't literally the stock market at this point? Also the dump is liquidity sweep, don't get lured into buying puts , IV is going to skyrocket to fuck near close and ass fuck you

yer not ready for the ARVN convo yet, I understand anon.

i boughted more stocks

It's buyed anon, boughted is past tense. You don't want to sound stupid in front of the big boys, now do you?

Rddt earnings tonight. Last ER was a blood bath for the stock. Do we get another repeat?

Oh no, don't look at what the US10Y is doing

Now why in the fuck would you do that

International worker's day

Broker App doesn't work today

At least it's a somewhat bullish day, but man...

i do it every day

He's going to be the boughedest anon around and you know it and are jealous.

same i buyed 1k worth of stonks

thinking tariffs weren't priced in

BAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BEARS

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BUY. Not a permabear, but I can't help but feel this is an instance of "a rising tide carries all boats," with the META and MSFT earnings causing market euphoria.

Buy ARVN, some guy up above said to. I'm not entirely sure what the stock is, what it does, or why someone is trying to get other people to buy it, but man am I excited to find out.

I’m out of the market until we get another “great day to buy” signal

60299988

Nuclear sell signal

sub 55 american oil industry is in trouble
definitely puts pain on the russians too

Checkedd

Didn’t they meet ER?

Holy get

CZECHED

confirmed double top spy rejection at 564 and fall to 350

88

I kneel. bears had their fun in april

Arvinas, Inc., a clinical-stage biotechnology company, engages in the discovery, development, and commercialization of therapies to degrade disease-causing proteins.

Buying experimental pharma stock is like playing Russian Roulette, though.

Yea they did and the stock still tanked.

checked, I will consider shorting now

Strange. That being said the options on it are absurdly expensive so I think I’ll sit out.

I'm saving up for the day the supposed 90 day tariff pause comes to an end, which would be 8 July on a tuesday, so either there will be a massive dump on monday or it'll pump up before the big dump on the previous friday
Unless he removed them or some shit before then

Oh, interesting. I guess I'm gambling this week!

Clearly it's going up forever, but the only thing still puzzling me is that all the major analysts at Bank of America, JP Morgan etc have lowered their price target for the S&P this year to around 6000. That seems insanely low to me. People JUST buy, at absolutely any price, no matter what. If you were to tell me the S&P will be 8000 by the end of the year I would find that completely plausible. So why the mild outlook from "smart money" ?

Truth. Similar situation about 3 months ago with some dingus shilling PTN. :( My $750 YOLO is now worth $200. I don't know if I should get out or ride it to the bottom.

When cars end up costing 10-20% more and every industry starts suffering from a lack of precursors and shelves start showing up more scarce and normgroids have to pay more than double for cheap shit from China, retail is gonna liquidate. And retail currently has a massive share of the market.

People JUST buy, at absolutely any price

This behavior will change if/when a recession hits. The entirety of the US stock market is detached from fundamentals and the only thing that can bring it back down to earth is if the lunatics putting every paycheck in lose their jobs and no longer have money to put in.

I'm currently researching fast food / restaurant companies to buy puts gainst. McDonald's earnings reports this morning had a 3.6% drop in consumer spending, the worst since COVID. People are already tightening their belts in preparation for tariffs to hit, and it's only going to get worse as time goes on.

Looking at DIN in particular, this chart is awful. It's barely pumping with the market. Earnings next week. I feel like buying some cheap puts on today's retard pump and then sitting back and waiting.

yea except the revolver has 256 chambers and 255 of them have a round in it

This guy is a dumb nigger and Fed is holding steady in June and will cut 3-4 times later this year when their hand is forced

Screenshot this instead

I did it

Bonds market is not buying that shit.

they won’t do shit. desu they are holding until the very last minute when we hit recession

people were calling that dumb bitch the new Warren Buffet

cathie wood , did it again baby!Providing liquidity to the average hedge fund retard.

Nice. What did you start at? How long did it take?

Trusting a woman

Not even once

Well done, I'm at 83k targeting 6 figures by June.

it took about three years and I started at zero just putting my paychecks in
I never touched options or leverage cause I'm kinda retarded

So what will happen on May 2?

Checked n confirmed

It's over

The EIA natural gas storage report is 20 minutes late. Fucking Trump must have fired so many feds they can't even do their job on time

Buy low volume stock

Immediately regret it as I didn't do enough research first

Sell for a $3 loss

It "pumps" two minutes later, which would have let me get out with a $6 profit

It's the little things that annoy me the most.

he doesn’t remember when every broker charged $7 on a buy and $7 on a sell and you had to make $14 just to break even

Grim

$3 loss

are you niggers getting flagged for day trading?

I'm a zoomer who didn't start until the tail end of last year. I'm really late to the party.
This is a cash account, so there's no penalty for day trading aside from having limited funds, obviously.

What are you lads buying or shorting? I have 5k cash in my account waiting to throw at something

why are we going up again?

bobos rekt in anus yet again

This is a cash account, so there's no penalty for day trading

Lmfao. Keep going

Pure copium

Okay, I just don't care any more.
10% of my account on may1 and may 2 spy puts.
Bag handoff thesis made sense at a controlled discount, but this is just nonsense, they're getting too greedy. Someone is going to break ranks an domp.

Too many liberals/faggots in this thread for me to hand feed you multi-baggers and easy option trades.

Why does this market feel even faker and gayer than before?

the entire market has turned into a tesla tier memestock

lil bro was right about ARVN

Long on electricity and nuclear anon.

RIVN
LCID
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this administration operates purely on vibes. its a vibes based economy anon

:)

Bears capitulated and the delusional bulls are running the show now. It's basically an "inmates running the asylum" situation.

What are some good stocks to invest in now?

Because negative GDP growth and sticking jobless claims is bullish now

ARVN

Do fundamentals and macro literally just not matter anymore?

People just put a percent of their paycheck into the market no matter what. It's like a piggybank. Until that stops, number go up. Simple as.

bag handoff thesis

This is not a thesis. It is a schizophrenic delusion from the mind of someone whose brain has been poisoned by dumb europeans. Seek help.

WAAAHHH WAHHHH WAHHH WHY ISNT IT CRASHING I HATE HIM SO I WANT AMERICANS TO LOSE ALL THEIR MONEY BECAUSE I HATE THE PRESIDENT THATS DEFINITELY SOUND LOGIC AND MORALLY JUSTIFIABLE ITS NOT GOING THE WAY I WANT SO ITS FAKE AND GAY WAHHHH WAHHHH

You missed the dip lol

2 more weeks... again?

Volumes?

Fuck it, why not

That's the spirit!

I thought tariffs crashing the economy was the desired goal because it would epicly own funko pop buying libtard consoomers and 401k boomers? Make up your mind migger

Wow you mean an economy that's been entirely ran by twitch streamers, doordash drivers and fake DEI jobs under the disguise of bogus AI hype and fueled by artificial hyperinflation for the past 5 years is totally fake and gay? No way! Imagine coming out of COVID and still taking this garbage clownshow of a planet seriously.

tariffs are priced in. nobody cares about them. its a nothingburger.

Wtfwt?

Made a little over $87,000 on my TSLA calls.

I love you Mr. President!!

only up from here

broker wanted a confirmation code before purchasing

That's how you know this is a good deal

Lmao I don’t think you understand what’s going on, cuck. We’re taking this shit to the moon with or without the orange retard. Anything he does to dip the market is entirely temporary and just another money making opportunity. You missed the dip. You missed the entry platform. Again. Again. And again.

Very surprising that the "migger"schizo xitskin hasn't roped yet. So how much have you xitskins lost so far?

Now you're thinking with portals!

why is schiff such a bearish faggot?

gin-chan

Post calls

Post how much you've lost fellating Xitskin Chinkping.

I just bought more TQQQ so expect it to dip now! yw

ISM manufactering disappointment

jobless report disappointment

it poomps

Bear markets are always wild ride

Kek, imagine being a bear

we fought hard against trump we rallied our intellectual minds to decipher the science behind tariffs.

We still lost.

This is bullshit and fuck orange mussolini.

Are we just passively observing the universe, or are we, simply by opening our eyes, engaging in dialogue with the very fabric of reality itself?

The Europeans... Although they are not malicious, they are absolutely uncaring, a trend that lends itself to the quiet dread...of cosmic horror.

user 1: i'm important, I talk to important people, they make important deals about important things.

user 2: wow important man is unprincipled, he said this wasn't going to happen

user 3: this is actually completely useless information.

I'm glad I have reading comprehension.

Jesus christ the put volume today is insane. I've seen around $300M in index put buys today alone.

Yeet it into PLTR or HIMS for earnings on Monday Saar

Glowie contracts vs dick pills can’t lose

Aryans won, kikes lost.

YTD or on the day?

That's daily. I own a fuckton of MSFT

Time, Mr. Mumu?
Is it really that... time again?

you buy ADRs on ibkr

i wont stop shorting until kilmar is back home

Mag7 can stay irrational longer than bobo can stay solvent

He's already home, though? The Salvadoran illegal was sent to El Salvador.

Makes it easier to sell Gold

Very nice

I really appreciate the tired bags under bobo's eyes. They give him a timeless and deeply felt exhaustion.

Bobo... historically, has lost much more than mumu, indeed, bobo is a poor investor as he isn't one. Unable to buy anything as nothing is perfect and he perceives all flaws. Bobo instead patiently and quietly watches his portfolio go to zero.

When, inevitably the world ends he will chuckle sadly as the puts he purchased in 1913 print all of 7 dollars which are no longer even silver.

He will take all 7 of those dollars, put them in a frame and hang it up over his fireplace. In a shitty DIY safety hazard of a home, insulated with newspaper and asbestos.

The frame will say

I told you so.

Bulls around the world will laugh at him, he shall be a joke, at least a few bulls understood the market and won, but not a single one of them had the spiritual power that bobo did. Because bobo held a short for 113 god damned years and was right.

lmao

looking at it bro we gonna need at least 10,000

I'm shorting hims long term you can buy semaglitude at most peptide sites and any ugl that you'd buy streroids at same goes for cialis you can also get a script of cialis or viagra for dirt cheap through lemonaid health you have them fill the script at a pharmacy close to you.

amazon is going to show the tariff costs

WSJ attacking Elon

guessing outlook is going to be bad

Rates to 0%

Gold dumps because..?

Is anyone else subbed to the new IKBR mailing list with trade ideas based on meme lines? I’m a little tempted

THEY JUST DO OKAY?

2 day old disbunked bobo cope

Just take the L dumb kraut. This is a chud market.

The GLP shit is already a nothing burger that market is saturated, never heard of Lemonaid and everyone knows of HIMS/HERS. No position but wouldn’t be surprised if it breaks 40 Monday post market as BPA and accelerated porn use have destroyed the erection strength of even zoomers

You bought puts instead didn't you anon...

Only reason I could explain was Japan not protecting the Yen which boosted the value of the dollar so gold dumped on the immediate because of that. Anything I ever buy is always range bound

Why wouldn't people just buy viagra on darknet or through steroid sites or straight out of pooland? Much much cheaper. But suppose zoomers are too retarded.

I like how the name of the company reaffirms Trump's executive order that there are only 2 genders. I'm in!

What's this talk about ARVN about? I saw they had successful clinical trials, but what else am I missing here?

WTF WAS THAT!

uh oh
stinky

And the profit-taking begins. I'm a financial genius except when it's important.

everything falls at the same time

Ok which fake and gay tweet did the algo sell this time?

fake jewish dump for the push to 575

The dick ripping dumps have arrived...
It begins...
Hold on to your bussys.

Anyone else playing HOOD earnings?

Profit taking probably

mfw i bought puts at the top

You aren't missing anything anon, just buy it :)

Lmaoing at your pathetic gambling ass faggot

yields up

market up

lol

If you can explain why, I'll throw a thousand or more at it. Just cuz, itsn't a good enough reason for me. I like taking random anon's tips though, so you have me interested. Last time I took a anon tip it was soundhound and I made a killing. The coy act is dumb

ARVN is literally down 27%, and it's a pharma stock.

We've had occasional biopharma people occasionally come through here, drop absolute short-term gems, and leave. It's fun putting in a little money just to see what happens.

lmao they finally sacked Waltz

It's to you, Sir.

If you didn't get out today, you're going to baghold for the next decade.

markets fall on ((Consumer Confidence)) a completely manipulated stat based on 100% negative financial press swearing up and down things will be apocalyptic

tariffs have actually not even raised prices

food is only up 2% based on food inflation that always happens, nothing else is up

ISM Manufacturing is actually up proving what Trump is doing is working already

America is revving up to the a true competitor to China

Elon Musk is now going to stop shitting up vibes with budget cuts

Big Beautiful Bill will have tax cut that will guaranteed pump us 50%

Deal with Ukraine

YOU ARE HERE

Deal with Russia soon

India soon because people see Trump isn't an idiot and is trustworthy to what he says he does

Trump will make peace with Canada and Carney, Carney knows that Trump helped him out big time

Europe panic dealing because we have all the cards

GDP was 5% except for an accounting error that takes imports out of GDP because people panicked

next quarter huge beat to a hilarious extent like -0.5 to +6%

There has never been a better time to trust the plan and wait Two More Weeks.

Trump isn't an idiot and is trustworthy

You couldn't be more delusional.

Ok that’s great and all but what about my crippling addiction to options?

MIGAtards actually believe this

Chink mad

I should have. Just don’t want to trade today. It’s okay.
Good job, though.

taxes and government intervention are le good and no big deal actually

what species of retard is this exactly? not conservative, not liberal, not commie?

tariffs are bad you mouth breathing retard. which is why we're going out of our way to use tariffs to get rid of tariffs.
of course its going to hurt.

anyone else ever jerkoff while looking at your chart/trade?

Panicans actually think we're going to find lower lows during #TheGoldenAge

A good jerk after locking in a huge profit feels fucking incredible, let me tell you what.

i kinda just sit back tugging and imagine all the ppl at wallstreet scrambling and running around freaking out cuz my trade is printing

Is the market retarded or is it me? Asking for a friend

Femdom when red
Gentle Femdom when green

How about them Epstein files?

man i rememebr when we used to need new threads every hour, what happened bros? much comfier this way i will admit

why line go up

because the evil niggerjew monkey cabal said so

Market collapsed back into the channel it started in. We will now proceed to crab for the rest of the day, until the very end when it will spike as insiders buy AMZN.

Grats. I myself am halfway there to 2 figs.

i have jerked off to my taxes when Sanna Marin was in power

I listened to Chinese propaganda why aren’t markets imploding noooooooo?!?!!

Been here before, if I learned anything, it’s that you never bet against America. You aren’t geniuses for spouting and taking reddits position. When you look at the red, remember it’s the colour of the CCP that put you into this position.

The site was gone for like 2 weeks, I presume many regulars moved on and didn't realize we're back. Plus, the market has been fairly boring lately.

We're all retarded. And that makes the market retarded. And that's a good thing for everyone.

wow shes hot

Why didn't they listen to him?

it’s that you never bet against America

For the same reason you don't short ponzi schemes, because the fraudsters can keep the fraud up longer than you can remain solvent. The US stock market is a house of cards.

In China gains are red and losses green

cringe

Its going to be very funny seeing all the baggie retails waving red flags in 4 weeks when they are financially ruined.
I am going to assume every socialist I encounter once the other shoe drops was a retarded dip buyer.

I'm pissed I missed 35.

*yawn*
*checks chart
*yawn*

This has to be a bot right? Nobody's is this retarded and not on bant.

The US stock market is a house of cards.

t.hooked

Here is what's gonna happen:

Last hour rally 1h before close
Tommorow either continued pump or crab
Monday massive dump/ correction

Buy a may 9 spy put for cheap now, print later
Wait for the correction, buy some pltr or hood csps and print later
Use gains to buy gold

McDs report its largest drop in sales since mod 2020

So I assume the shortages will also be considered fine as well by the market

Maybe, but I'm up 58k today on SOXL.

buying le the dip = bad

being sidelined = good

buying ath = good

thanks for the advice anon

McDonald's literally said sales are down to their lowest since mid 2020 which was Covid this whole facade is being held up by muh tech and muh AI let's be honest about that

I'm calling another anon a basedjak, maybe I should have >quoted him. Also miring. Screenshot?

No, didn't you read, he said buying the dip is socialist...
What years of Pol does to a dumb gullible mf.

AI is literally the future though, why are there so many retarded luddites here?

Something can be the future and still be a bubble. Looking into the dotcom crash, or into the early railroads. Huge stock market booms, then huge crashes, but then the tech continues on.

pricing in automation and UBI, AI will change the landscape of the global economy. businesses will no longer cater to consumers but rather just other businesses.

Because AI is the future but as it stands it's overvalued it's like the metaverse it's a buzz word thrown around the real future is AI/Robotics mainly for ghost factories

UBI

Governments can barley afford pensions and you assume the government is going to give people money mind you what happens to income taxes when majority don't earn enough or on UBI to cove deficits

Tripfag if you post one of those things again i will filter your code permanently.

TD bank only gives you the day after. Doesn't even update what your accounts are worth till 10 PM.
I also pay $10 a trade, but don't want yo keep 7 digits on wealthfront.

We already have UBI with social housing and unemployment benefits. It does not work.

TD bank only gives you the day after. Doesn't even update what your accounts are worth till 10 PM.

I also pay $10 a trade

What the fuck? This sounds terrible.

10 per trade

Open an account with Questrade at least. That fee is criminal.

McDonalds have poor sales numbers because the consumer is more health conscious than ever, and they closed all their stores in Russia.

You aren’t geniuses for spouting and taking reddits position

Yeah, it's hilarious. I just checked wsb, and there is an endless stream of bobos that try to spam old news and other boring propaganda. You can definitely see the tears in their eyes as they desperately do it. It reminds me EXACTLY of the subhumans here that keep spamming bad news kek. I bet the "migger" spamming schizo probably spends most of his time on reddit. Wonder when he will lose enough money to finally rope.

2 more weeks?

market dumps

6 trillion posts

market pumps

crickets

This proves that thus board is filled with chinks/pajeets cheering every time America loses a bit

Back to normal, chud. Deal with it.

Tripfag if you post one of those things again i will filter your code permanently.

I'm sorry that reality is triggering to you.

pumps

It’s crabbing

inflation will make the money worthless but yes we will definitely have an implementation of UBI, there's no choice. when a factory of 100 gets shut down for an autonomous solution that only requires 5 maintenance workers for equipment, 95 new jobs won't suddenly prop up.

and certain program will be sundowned such as social security. instead will just be an increase in payroll and income tax w/o any added benefit. these programs are not meant to help you .

Nobody wants to post on your literal confirmed government honeypot with secret ban reasons and actual federal agents as mods. Fedchan may be back online, but the scam has already been exposed.

Pre-tariff inventories haven't run out yet, and ships that set sail from China before tariffs started haven't finished arriving yet. Once the inventories run out and the number of ships bringing goods drops (in approximately two weeks), the real fun will begin. When nobody wants to buy anything due to the high prices, not only will retailer profits fall, but advertising companies too. So META, GOOG, AMZN will all fall.

Where's all the money going to go? Funko Pop dolls? Guess what, instead of being able to get 30 of them you'll only be able to get 2 and they're going to cost a little more.

2 more weeks to America collapse

Thank you Bide Xiaohan

Buying and holding any biopharma below 3 until just before next election cycle and with the leftover money I'm day trading tech. How fucked am i?

So is this Trump's market again?

5d chess. Get entire world to admit the market it yours before initiating the pump.

At last I truly see

Due to drumpfs tarrifs we cant just continue to buy everything from china and things are going to get more expensive!!!!11

Rare case of baggie being based (bbb)

btc follows spy movement to a T

Is this the ultra based decentralized currency?

If RFK gets booted, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of drug companies pump, particularly Pfizer. Don't know if that would extend to penny stocks, though..

Where's all the money going to go?

Said every retard who has ever bought into a bubble. US megacaps aren't the only things capital can flow into. Bonds exist, foreign equities exist, housing exists...

Yesterday it dropped from bad economic data
Its algo cuck that are moving the price
Serious question why is algo trading and hft legal?

How many times does it need to be said that tariffs are not priced in but the vibes and doom of tariffs are priced in? There’s gonna be a massive economic reckoning if they don’t walk them back by this summer.

new bread

Then why are you here