Chainlink: while their competitors are eating their lunch

they're not even a crypto company at this point

its a lifestyle branding movement for ugly people

seriously how do you get so many ugly people at one company

no wonder blackrock went with normal looking dudes @ wormhole

i've never seen a pre revenue company spend so much on swag

but i guess when someone hands you 5bil with no strings attached, you gotta spend it right

THE Cuckolds of crypto

WAS THIS DURING THEIR EXCLUSIVE INVITE-ONLY SOIREE IN DUBAI? HEY MARINES, YOU PAID FOR THIS!! IT'S THE 1ST OF THE MONTH TOMORROW, GET READY TO SEND IN YOUR DONATIONS TO CHAINLINK LABS!
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I know I don't have to tell you this because you get told it all the time, but you are mentally unwell. Seek help.

ser

THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE MENTALLY UNWELL AT THIS POINT ARE THE BUCKBROKEN BAGHOLDERS WHO STILL CONTINUALLY DEFEND CHAINLINK LABS LIKE THEY'RE A SPOUSE DESPITE BEING FINANCIALLY ABUSED

None of the guys who bought thousands of Links for 50$ were invited.

I never understood this behavior. Eventually you have accept reality.
Is it a mental illness thing? This behavior seems to be common across Anon Babble for various things.

Like, they realize it's all a meme by now, right?

you are mentally unwell

bro you're in a cult

i know you have to tell yourself that others aren't well for pointing our reality to you

by doing that, it saves your ego from admitting you were wrong

your hubris has cost you a lot eh boy

it's more common than people think
take a look at reddit/gme as an example. there's still a huge group of people convinced there's a short squeeze coming and they're on the verge of unveiling some dark secret of things happening behind the scenes in the market

same thing here...these cult members have convinced themselves they're early to an asset that went 200x 5 years ago

it’s real

What the fuck did I get myself into…

Baggies paid for this.

chainlink is producing feminist empowerment videos

thanks just sold 100k

Looks like these kinds of modern churches catered for young people, lmao.

Lol

WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO FAR APART. IS IT THE FAS THAT MAKES YOU ACT THIS WAY (FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME)

while their competitors are eating their lunch

Too bad Sergey is the chef, serving up Ws every week.

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If only you knew how bad things really are.

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chainlink

it just lurks™

i suspect this is a psy op to manipulate you and i to sell. yes you and i, here on biz, im not joking. i suspect the price suppression, the nigger with the drums, the HR roasties, this feminist music video all of it, is to shake you and i, the white men of Anon Babble biz specifically, out

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Nice spaff more of my money against the wall on your expensive industry parties, cheers.

This fucking guy

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I've long held this position

Did you see the SWIFT video today? Started with some drummer in an industrial vault....reminded me of something....

I too thought this

the buzzword damage control isn't working son (token still down 75)

worst of all, you lost all retail interest and the team is panicking

poor guy the team wrecked you so hard you ended up like charlie from always sunny in the mailroom episode

even worse, your donations go to ugly feminists to live out their dream life while you sit here powerless desperately trying to convince people you're happy losing money

be up nearly a million dollars

losing money

must suck having fetal alcohol syndrome

your delusion reads the same as gme holders saying there are ebil hedge funds lurking their sub trying to sow dissention in the ranks

it's an ego protection mechanism hardwired in as survival extinct

as a lemming, naturally you aren't self aware enough to realize this, so you proceed convincing yourself it's all a conspiracy... anything to avoid admitting you were wrong and are not the genius you think you are

what is the drum connection? 8k links here

i love the part at the end where she laughs right into the camera

she's prob thinking of the army of cucks who fund her highrise city apartment (you)

weird it keeps deleting my response about saying 1m

he's down 9m in opp cost

I think it was smartcon 22? newyork
opening was absolutely mint

and then watch swifts latest commercial thing, note the opening

its something you see recurring with some of the glowing posts here too
they still after all these years cant comprehend that we arent Anon Babble and can only deploy the one type of spambot they managed to build apparently
oh well all the better they are still easily recognized

you live in a literal dump with your parents at 34. your existence is one big joke

that was possibly the most demoralizing thing ive ever watched

It was something to witness live
I was cackling like an absolute MANIAC

BULLISH

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that was possibly the most demoralizing thing ive ever watched

until today i felt the same
the live chat on youtube was fucking wild

if only you knew how BOLD things really are

Ftfy

got my girlfriend to watch it with me

I'd been shilling her this stuff for like 4 years already, telling her how legit this was, how important it was going to be, how it was revolutionizing world finance etc

she thought it was going to be a really high level smooth operation full of c-level suite execs

by the way babe oh yeah ALL our money is invested in this

these fucking drummers turn up

what the fuck anon? I thought you said this was legit?

whoah sergey what the fuck is this?

LOUNGING AROUND, DOING KARAOKE, PLAYING FOOSBALL. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL DO ANYTHING BUT ACTUALLY WORK

She could chainlink this dick if you know what I mean

birds of a feather flock together.

False equivalency. One group is all in on a dying video game retail store that has become obsolete and now sells funko pops to redditor man-children. The other group is investing on the bet that decentralized oracle networks become an essential piece of infrastructure in the increasingly tokenized global financial system.

it was a fun time indeed
BALD PEOPLE BELONG AT CHAINLINK