/smg/ - Stock Market General

But what triggers the algorithms to buy at the same time?
kek teens don't have nearly enough money to move the market.

This is the issue with being a bear. You have no time to analyze, think. Meanwhile when it pumps it goes sideway for hours, better even it just closes at the top.

Help I’m losing everything again

Market will go down in the long term for atleast an year

you'll be fine, because I won't be

I'ms so fucking sick of the two digits IQ buying this market.

B-But muh tech earnings tonight

Let's see the guidances they will- oh wait, no guidance given, again? Let's brush it off.
You know what, all it does is reinforce Trump into his belief his tariffs are the right thing and things go well. Full steam.
This will only make the disaster unavoidable and way way worse. No amount of force pulling the brakes will avoid it.
Then so be it. To be fair, it's always better with a real bang.

I can’t do puts. I get HEEM’d every time, but I can spot a reversal on a morning downtrend instantly. I might as well only buy calls.
t. Bought a 541 SPY put and losing everything

I kneel youtube.com/watch?v=Ex0EMStaV7c

faggot if teens are buying that means retail is buying.

pls stop recovering I want to see the funny pink wojak maymays the board is only fun when the wacky line is red

So people tried to beat the tariff by spending like crazy and Q1 GDP is still down? That's not a good look

War in the past was bloody, knives, spears, swords etc.

Main killers were diseases and famines

We got to the bullets and many might have thought

>a quick death

Artillery has been the king of battle since Napoleon

Oh no
Who could possibly have foreseen this?

Nice anon, what made you buy it?

back to dvach churka

This

It seems like it's going to recover today but my question is if it's going to be red for the rest of the week. What other catalyst would do it?

Okay, she responded to me at 1 AM and asked if we reschedule our meetup until next week because she had an emergency. Meanwhile, I did not actually have puts on SNAP and missed out on a real windfall.
It all evens out for me.

Embrace the crab

This is funny because theyre not suing to stop the tariffs, theyre suing to prove the national emergencies are bullshit pulled out of their ass, which in turn can stop orange nigger from invoking more tariffs if his bluff is called
They have no standing to dismiss the lawsuits

retard GDP is down because people spent like crazy importing, imports decrease gdp calculation.

GDP = C + I + G + ((X − M)).

M the negative number is imports.

people rushing to send their money to filthy smelly foreigners and let themselves get ripped off in trade isn't reflected in the GDP you douche.

Which one is right?

Serious question how can i make money in crab?

yes

Guys the stocks aren't going anywhere for a few years and SMG will be boring. Lets talk games instead. Recently beat FFV and gotta say the game is fine as hell. None of that drama bullshit like later final fantasies and having a harem team and trumpets soundtrack is beyond kino. Whats your favorite jrpg? If you say FF7 you should post your low testosterone portfolio since you are probably an environmentalist.

Wow this market is so boring that these threads don't even move anymore, lame

The migatard as the name implies only thinks it counts if we send money to israel, or if a kid in gaza is shot.

I gave you the actual formula, the migatard gave you seeth and cope.

Seriously thats a 3x, what was your though process? Impressive

I can't take much more of this CBT, Bobros. When do we finally get to cum?

Is this the end of America?

Yeah the stock market is grabbing hard as fuck. Fuck doing 0DTE that only lose money. Im going to play earnings reports instead.

Small caps getting absolutely massacard. The market thinks the little guys are gonna get crushed in tariff war, and they are right.

if we send money to israel, then they send it back for stuff to kill arabs, it's good for the GDP you goofball.

Nice try yuronigger
Can’t be Russian and have a lvl 1 options account with Schwab
Bitch

when we lost all our money, we will cry and cum at the same time. i'm on a good way to do that.

What are you talking about I lost money. I bought way to early and only lost some of the money I put in

It's over the bots won

As for my thought process. I saw a bear trap but it went to low and now I can only break even

So, what's the GDP growth prediction for the next quarter?

What ever its going to be its gonna be sleepy joe's fault. Unless its good, then its trumps fault.

market is a voting machine, people buy to say "I agree with Trump's economic policies"

You made a good call.
That being said, I think we’ll see an afternoon selloff. I only say this because I bought a 541 put and huffing hopium with my indicators.

Microsoft starting to squirm

vol flattening

rsi making higher highs

shit and pass making higher highs

Was that really the bottom?

he didnt trust the plan

he didnt wait two more weeks

At least I’m not alone. I’m such a sperg with these options and sell either way too early or way too late. Maybe I’ll try playing earnings today but I’m taking the rest of today off

Guys I'm a time traveler from two weeks into the future. Shit's fucked there.

The definition of recession, inflation, and antisemitism was fine under the last faggot though right? The banks exploding under him were bullish nothing burgers right? Kill yourself retard.

only the dumbest of retards would say something as stupid as that.

About to buy stock with relatively low volume

It suddenly pumps bigly and then freezes

I just want a quick $100, man.

Yes. Trump is a genius. He created the generational bottom for his friends in just 2 months in early April.

Russell has been underperforming to a comical degree since 2021

PS. MSFT moons today after earnings

just want a quick $100,

Then I guess it's going to be Grindr again

sounds like you're not too enthusiastic about mr. Trump's economic policies

vol flattening

Ya, it always does heading toward lunch time

rsi making higher highs

Don’t look at RSI alone
Institutional investors took advantage of the morning bottom and are now sitting
I’m telling you they are selling off in the afternoon

Oh my bad
I thought you bought the bottom on that its worth like 350$ now

can you tell me if my tsla puts are somehow saved?

You faggots realize this shit isn’t actually gonna tank until shelves are empty and Amazon is out of stock right which is July or later

Nope. I get to be right and wrong at the same time it’s fucking wonderful

Friend should I boughted for pizza money?

If your folio is not at least 20% you're ngmi, sorry. MSFT is leader in AI even if Google and Meta try to cope.

It won't even tank then. Wallstreet is confident in President Trump, more-so than it has ever been of any president.

spy is pumping and going back to green

Is horrendous economic data also bullish?

Walmart already said continue its freight because they have infinite money to tank it, theyre just gonna rape everyone on stuff except domestic food

I've been reading Ed Zitron's articles about SoftBank's investment in OpenAI and I have some questions.
Is AI in a bubble right now? Hypothetically, if it were in a bubble, what happens when the tech companies currently driving the stock market all crash because they've over invested in AI?

trump cabinet meeting
youtube.com/watch?v=B-1xpqn6z2o

retail buy/sell on the open
institutions buy/sell near the close

every time Trump opens his fat mouth the market tanks lmao

i might be starting to have some reservations about President tump's economic policies guyz.

Wait which one is it?

uh oh. Pity this is a post-truth world now. The cult will not care.

Thats a bobo case.

What percent of the stock market would you expect to evaporate if that did happen?Any catalyst to collapse?

retail buy/sell on the open

institutions buy/sell near the close

That’s why I never trade in the morning. Movements are so retarded.

Hey, I took that screenshot.

Where are all the bullfags kvetching about le Drompf now? You were crying that he destroyed your life last thread. S&P up 1.5% off the low for literally no motherfucking reason, are you going to thank Trump for fixing every problem in your life now?

What projection is that? There will probably come more and more competition and their prices will have to go lower.

If it's anything like that last one they should be streaming it on Pornhub instead of YouTube

“The markets need to, like, look beneath the surface of that” figure, said Navarro, an ardent supporter of President Donald Trump’s tariff policy.

“We had a 22% increase in domestic investment,” he said.

“That is off the charts when you strip out inventories and the negative effects of the surge in imports because of the tariffs, you had 3% growth,” Navarro said.

“So, we really like where we’re at now,” he added.

Navarro really is the dumbest nigger on this planet

sure GDP was down

but if you ignore that, it was really up 3%

also yea, tariffs did cause this but ignore that too

the russian bot got banned

KEKAROO

We're still above the liberation day lows, and that's all that matters.

I wonder how sleepy he will look
Retards eyes look like theyre barely open half the time, no energy

By pretty much all metrics, we are currently in the biggest market bubble in American history, by far, and that's even counting the drop over the last few months. Unironically the S&P could drop another 20% from here and still be at record-breaking performance for the past 5 years.

aren't cabinet meetings closed doors?

It's from The Information. I don't really know anything about trading I just have a vague feeling of uneasiness about this

welcome to inflation buddy

If imports slow down, GDP goes up, and you have to remember that the tariffs are tax cuts.

Pray to me for I'm am your salvation!

He does a once a month session where his advisors suck him off and cope how well theyre doing despite getting raped by the judiciary every 48 hours

If it doesn't have a capex expectation, it's fucking bullshit
I believe MSFT spent a fuckton on AI related capex FY24, whilst returns are next to nothing

Tariffs are tax cuts

up is down, water is dry, retardation is genius , got it.

Why do Anon Babble and reddit have different sentiments? Who is right?

How would you know, nigger?

Some days line go up. Some days line go down. In the long run line always go up. I'll just keep buying VTI and laughing at the commie and neolib kvetching.

MS has been quietly backing out of building new data centers, buying more compute etc this year

You've got to trust the plan. Trump is going to use the tariff money to abolish income tax. Ingore the naysayers and their talk of inflation. They are the Marxist economic establishment of Wall Street bankers. Read Truss and Kwarteng to know the truth.

Puts or calls?

reddit posts that have too much negativity are considered 'unsafe' and will get shadow banned or just straight banned depending on how difficult today's dilation was for the mods

I ain't readin all dat

So we are 1/3 into the 12 month period in which some tech CEOs were expecting more than half of programmers to be replaced by AI.
Has AI even replaced a fraction of that by now?

With Trump you lose!

dilation

Never trust a trans who got the op. They have forsaken the truth of cock.

Despite its conclusions this summary thinks the two are pretty similar. Reddit considers "short-term gains" possible while being skeptical over the "sustainability of the rally", which is broadly the sentiment here ("potential market opportunities, albeit tempered with caution").

youtube.com/watch?v=B-1xpqn6z2o
actually live now

There have certainly been a lot of programmer layoffs and less hiring. Whether that's due to automation genuinely making them redundant or a panic-driven desire to cut costs depends on your preferred flavor of copium.

AI is still trying to work out how many Rs are in Strawberry without being explicit trained on the complex subject. I don't envy the code monkeys who'll be rehired in a couple of years to debug the mess AI is going to make.

Only a a retard of the highest caliber would think that tariffs would generate enough income to offset taxess. Plus when companies reshore tariff revenue would collapse and so would the taxes. So it makes no sense. I cant trust the plan if the retard keeps changing the plan every 3 minutes and it seems like he doesnt even know what the plan is. get that orange cock out of your mouth for a minute so you can breath and think.

This is your brain on trump, picrel

As a principal engineer I can tell you it isn't happening. Shit is only useful for writing copy pasted boilerplate code from stack overflow or stolen from github. Can't deal with any sort of Nuance or perform debugging. Only thing it's good for is writing unit tests and documentation.

Nah, I’m here

I envy your straightforward approach to life. It's genuinely painful for me to live drowning in this many layers of irony.

Read Truss and Kwarteng to know the truth.

Sell options

Only thing it's good for is writing unit tests and documentation.

I wouldn't trust it with this stuff either. People don't like doing it but you don't realise how important it is until things go tits up.

But wait, there's more!

Meant for

What tariff money when he's negotiating to cut the tariffs?

You've got to trust the plan. Trump is going to use the tariff money to abolish income tax

got your hiv meds faggot?

Read Truss and Kwarteng to know the truth.

If any of you don't know the tale of Liz and Kawsi I strongly encourage you to learn it until you can recite it by heart. It's a modern economic epic saga.

Is it worth buying the dip on oil companies?

Decided to sleep in this morning
Missed all the action :(
t. PST fag

To remove income tax on people making under $200,000. Try reading more than headlines.

youtube.com/watch?v=B5KNyl3dpKk

trump spekaing

there isnt gonna be enough tariff money you retards. and if companies come back the tariff money goes away so no more tax money. Memaw is gonna have to turn tricks to get her meds.

how many Rs are in Strawberry

Programming is unironically much, much easier for AI to understand than something like this. Because code adheres to actual rigid rules. Not to mention, human code monkeys of today are absolute liabilities themselves. You have no idea how bad spaghetti code is in the age of agile where engineers only plan 2 weeks into the future, especially when those engineers are diversity hires. Code quality cannot possibly get worse than it is now. Software companies brute force all progress and it's been that way for 15 years.

dick sucking is starting

You lost

$200,000

It was 100k the other day. The tariffs must be really working.

That's a good question. Does anyone really know if they're a negotiation strategy to encourage free trade or plan to make US manufacturing great again? Does the White House even know? Does Trump?

When will the 90 iq permabulls stop buying?

Yeah that's my point, eloquently expressed by a kekking Donald.

when I bankrupt on my puts

Someone page Baggot

Kek
Dont worry those uhhhhh 10% tariffs are gonna generate BILLIONS AND BILLIONS AND BILLIONS. AND BILLIONS... in 10 years

every dip is a buying opportunity

AI to understand

Can it understand? I'm with Searle on this one. I don't think it can. At least not with the current architectures. I think that's both a philosophical and logical truth right now.

The strategy is that tariffs will fix the deficit while we increase spending and cut revenue and the Saudis will pump our delusional markets and the factories will all come back and give everyone jobs even though they're supposed to be lights out. Got it?

Does anyone really know if they're a negotiation strategy to encourage free trade or plan to make US manufacturing great again? Does the White House even know? Does Trump?

No one has a clue because Trump is just calling shots randomly while getting contradicting advice from his confidants. I don't think Trump has any deep understanding of what he's doing, he's just trying to save face at this point. It's a shitshow.

Do what I do buy SOXL, TQQQ and sell when green then buy TZA and SQQQ then sell when green. I make a whopping 5 or so bucks doing this but it adds up.

The market is forward looking, sooner or later everything will be fine

We should just deport her sick and dying ass to some 3rd world shithole so she stops straining the fucking system.

Pretty much. Trust the plan™.

It's a shitshow

This is a wonderful understatement.

Why is this stupid ass market so resistant to dumping? There is no good news. A day ago all you bulls were saying to trust all the non-atlanta fed projections and that GDP will be +2%. It's negative and all we get is a baby dump that's already recovering. Is it all because drumpf and co keeps saying there's a deal coming, the same shit they've said for 3 weeks with no receipts? I'm sick of losing money on puts.

They are the Marxist economic establishment of Wall Street bankers

Tariffs are leftist economic tools, just take a look at Argentina

the board is only fun when the wacky line is red

That's true tbhfam

It was actually 150k back in march. I doubt he'll be able to do it but if he did the dems may as well dissolve their party.

If you lost money on puts today then I'm afraid you're not cut out to be a bear. I'm up 25% for the day -- could've been more, but I didn't get the timing perfect.

nice freudian slip by this infrastructure guy

DEI

discriminating against americans... *stops and thinks*

He unironically meant Americans = white, then later tried to bring something in like illegals being prefered. DEI is not directed at illegals.

Most retail investors are profoundly retarded

If shit is so fucking bad, then why are the markets recovering? Oh yeah, the markets are back because shit isn't even that bad.

Americans = white

buy stocks today if you agree

It's already nicely under the average, remember the shir&piss hit 6000. I'm routinely slurping on days like this, bought $1000 SSO today

it’s those woke dei immigrants that are crashing the stockmarket (bidens fault)

I don't see the point in diving into the semantics and philosophy of "understanding" as a concept. The point is, the AI learns correct syntax very easily, as well as the logical purpose of the various constructs in the language, and churns out syntactically and semantically correct, compiling, working code. I'm a tech arch at my company and while AI-generated code is obviously subject to as much scrutiny as any other, I have practically never found it to make a mistake for writing chunks of logic up to ~200 lines. You treat it like a junior developer who never makes mistakes, and have it write things with well-defined inputs and outputs, and it works outstandingly.

Look poor kids are just as smart and just as talented as white kids.

I hope the "2m on soxl" and "as soon as it hits 52, I'll be rich" guy is ok.

the dems may as well dissolve their party.

He'll probably cancel the government healthcare money so they'll still have a platform promising to bring that back. Given that I expect any extra money in people's pockets to quickly be eaten up by rampant inflation I doubt anyone will manage to save anything for the day they get old and sick.

continuing to use a website with secret ban reasons where the mods are actual federal agents who do shit like this while they act out their paranoid delusions of Russians hiding in their walls

The sharty was way better than Anon Babble because it didn't have these powertripping mental patients as mods. You Stockholm Syndrome retards coming back to 4cuck made a mistake. We had a good thing going on the sharty while 4cuck was down.

Never underestimate the eagerness of people to slurp. Just look at shit like . Ever retard on earth, and their mother and grandmother and great grandmother, have internalized "line goes up and to the right" and nobody even glances at fundamentals. They just dump their money in. At this phase of the ponzi scheme, it's mathematically impossible for it to go down.

not even 1% down

Lmao bobos

売電

Then go back to sharty retard

The market is the collective unconscious of mankind.
It's therefore VERY retarded. Stupidity is bottomless. Don't short stupidity even if it's very tempting.

youre going to die in a trench kek, pump my lockheed shartin ivan

salty raisin posting

4cuck just runs better, looks better, feels better.

the logical purpose

The understanding part is vital for that. You'll find out eventually. Someone will try to use it outside the parameters of 200 line cantrip of well understood problems.

And on Sharty Feds are banned or how does that work? Cause I don't care if the Mod is a fed. Why would I, what am I going to say?

emmigrated to that reddit-tier shithole

Why not go to 8 chan or the webring instead?

Simple as. Just don't give your email to the jannies

EVERY
DAY
IS
CRAB
TRADES

EDICT
THE EDICT IS IN
THE FUTURE IS CRAB

Microsoft going to have to choose

They won't be able to keep their fingers in both pies like IBM.

What do you think about the argument some people are making that the benefits of LLM code are limited because it takes more time to review code than it does to write it? Because a big advantage of the junior over the LLM is that they can be trusted to participate in code review.

Gdp doesn't mean what you think it means.

the market recovered 80 points

now at -45

2/3 of the dump recovered

lovely

I don't think the market has ever had such a critical mass of retard traders before. We may go back to ath soon.

Of course they'll try, but unless they deploy to production without reading the code or testing anything, it won't pose a problem. The point is, the need for junior and even mid-level developers is already becoming lower, even if companies are afraid to take the plunge of firing them. With the technology as it is right now, a single senior dev or tech arch, basically anyone capable of writing good, bite-size Jira tickets, might only need half as many mid-level devs now, because half of the work can be delegated to AI and humans are only needed for the QA and final assembly.

Government spends money by giving it to Israel, then Israel spends the money importing weapons, it's like every dollar we send to israel gets counted two times.

Uh oh, watch out BOBOHOMO it looks like you just stepped in front of the Trump Train. Look look, I know you're eager to end your transexual bear existence because you shorted Donald J. Trumps big glorious golden bull run and you lost all the widdle money dat mommy gave you for estrogen. But. You. Lost. Tranny. This market is going to be green every single day for the next four years, all thanks to Donald J. Trump and the majestic wonderful Jewish people of Israel. These great, grand, glorious tarrifs are going to bring back jobs to America and the surge of green in the stock markets are going to liquidate your BOBOLIST shoortfolio and send your little bear ass back to your beargooncave for an emergency dilation session. You. Lost. Trump. Won. Antisemites. Get. Deported.

The sharty was way better than Anon Babble because it didn't have these powertripping mental patients as mods

kek they literally permanently banned several /smg/iggers for BS reasons

I imagine the "crash" brought in a lot of new retail investors that felt priced out before.

It's me, also lmao at expecting anything but V recoveries, it's not real estate, it's not 1950

This is the most delusional shit I’ve ever seen.

it takes more time to review code than it does to write it

Off the bat, I find this statement extremely dubious. Code that has undergone proper architecture design BEFORE implementation, is not hard to review. I can see it for spaghetti code, because deciphering the purpose of unreadable garbage can take days. But if you outline the expected classes and method signatures to an AI and have it fill in the blanks, it can be reviewed very quickly. And junior devs suck at reviewing code anyway; the only stuff they catch is styling and bad variable names and the like.

me
i see a dip, i buy
simple as

Then maybe it’s you that’s delusional?

recession cancelled

It's been like this ever since we recovered from the covid crash in 3 weeks. I somewhat jokingly call it a ponzi scheme, but it really kind of is, because absolutely no one even glances at fundamentals anymore. Retail just smashes that buy button no matter what, and Wall St knows retail just smashes that buy button no matter what and acts accordingly.

Until the bill comes at the end of the evening and the retards have already spent everything on tipping the serving girls.

btw I firmly believe that the transmissions you see online are later than the original recording.

I remember seeing a Fed FOMC early this year on Youtube on the official FOMC/Fed channel and it was delayed in relation to Reuters (Twitter)-stream.

it takes more time to review code than it does to write it

There are a couple of exceptions I could think of (review for certification for medical devices and other similarly sensitive code, review in terms of full security audit). But in general, yeah, I agree. with .

Retail investors are retarded and then come here to cry when theyre in the red

The only adds you see any more are car dealerships trying to dump inventory, job listings have flatlined, ppl all over are talking tarif up charges, orders are being cancelled across verticals, and ppl are buying into a 2% drop after confirmed shrinkage.

You literally have to be living in a cave and unemployed to be buying into this today.

Trump is about to fall asleep

I suppose you're right for the vast bulk of stuff. It's not like much of what's written is genuinely novel. My concern is about what happens when the problem is actually new and the AI is expected to do more than spit out the answer to a problem that's already been solved. And that's before we even consider what happens to the industry in 20 years if nobody has been recruiting the fresh blood that eventually becomes the seniors. It's a recipe for industry stagnation that only makes products that are the same as the old products but jazz up by marketing, and eventually finds it lacks the people to supervise even that slop. Which brings us back to the question of whether AI can advanced during that time into something that authentically understands things rather than doing a cosplay of understanding stuff.

Oh no. We're entering the sleepy Donald era. That doesn't sound bullish.

not him but I'm heavily nvested in SOXL as well
why would we freak over 15% dips on a leverage ETF
you're a cucked nigger retarded tranny with no balls to do anything in life, and that's all you'll ever be, living with your safety rails forever, riding with your little training wheels
pathetic excuse of a person

Genuinely encourage everyone to touch some grass today. It's love out. Really feeling like summer is here.

The cult must show their loyalty to dear leader

It was a boring market anyway

uh oh stinky

Unironically who does this move like Vance naturally, as a man? The hand and looking away with closed eyes. Actual theatre.

Pam, drink your coffee, this is rude

what happens to the industry in 20 years

I don't know what to tell you to alleviate your concern; all I can say is, we ought to try and find out, because the amount of promise it's showing so far is too much to ignore. Also don't overestimate the abilities of human programmers. In terms of quality and competence, the software industry was already in heavy decline for a decade before AI came about. We already ran into problems like you outlined, except with our 100% genuine human "engineers." All software development rides on the coattails of the top 20% of engineers, and I frankly trust AI to carry on their mantle more than I trust whatever grade of people we have 20 years from now.

So are there any situations where fed will lower rates other than rising unemployment? Should we all hope and cope about more layoffs coming?

Kek
Such an unhinged post I can’t stop laughing

The Woke Mob is telling you not to buy those calls. And you're sitting there listening to The Woke Mob. Lol.

The companies you're invested in won't ever be worth more than they are now, you stupid baka. At most, you can hope to regain your money in a few years, after the recession we're entering and before china's tech industry completely murders what america has going on.

60296238

Of course, the Russian starts shitting up the thread with cuckshit porn

don't overestimate the abilities of human programmers

I don't. That's why I'm telling you to calm your hubris and that the AI product of human programmers isn't as great as it seems.

I don't know why I was included in this. I'm just a humble foreigner making an observation about the girl who runs the world.

Penis

eh dude, I'm not white, ok, I don't care

holy, crude is sliding

Oh no, you didn’t give him a (you)
He’s finished now. It’s ovyir.

Errr... anyone else think that cabinet meetings shouldn't consist of the entire cabinet polishing the presidents knob one by one? Feels like how I imagine North Korean cabinet meetings are held.

2 more weeks right? just like it wasn't going to 60 the past 2 times, there was absolutely 0 chance of it ever getting that high
never change tranny nigger never change
stay broke, maybe if you ask your wife really nicely shell let you fuck her
kek

Errr... anyone else think that cabinet meetings shouldn't consist of the entire cabinet polishing the presidents knob one by one?

How do we know that's what cabinet meetings are like?

Yet petrol hasn't budged in 5 months

Because this is a real market, not worthless paper with 0 fundamentals

Feels like how I imagine North Korean cabinet meetings are held.

I strongly disapprove of these very grey captchas. Makes touching grass incredibly difficult when it's this sunny.

Because it's been streamed live right now.

Swing traders, what's our move? What are we buying today?

Okay I'm very disconnected and lazy with politics all I do is I see my X feed (conservative shithole) and 4chud (ironically conservative shithole thats starting to become lib shithole) and I assume every single thing I see on here like about cabinet meetings being transparent is just a speculative lie

sick of all the restrictions, plus work bans Anon Babble in the afternoon. the sharty is fine all day.

Don't @ me, subhuman. I wish you "patriots" would just stay in snow Nigeria. But instead, you migrate to civilized countries, and take up all the shit tier wagie jobs, and I always have to interact with you freaks, when getting food or buying clothes.

Based

I miss Biden's cabinet meetings

Imagine getting mindbroken so badly by your own bad decisions that you start spamming gay interracial porn. What a strange life to live.

being this defensive and unstable

Heavy losses today, huh? Remember me when you give up on trading in a year.

Why shouldn’t they, Trump is literally God’s chosen champion, a modern day Darius the Great. That sort of super human deserves every form of respect afforded to him.

We are a heart attack away from everything being great brother. One oldest second most obese presedrntial heart attack.

plus work bans Anon Babble in the afternoon

only in the afternoon?

I'm a Hindu Slut for AI. Built for Elon Cock. Bullish NVDA SAAAAAR

Why are the bant faggots here? Imagine thinking CIA is here but the vatniks aren't. Absolute retard level of brainwashing. I'm glad that Anon is the end of his line.

You are LOST posting this shit on a stock market thread

Do you like my stoock market analysis here:

holding SOXL in a bear market

Enjoy your -99% return and infinite reverse splits all the way down

so what triggered the russian faggot meltie again?

I voted for this
youtu.be/0UI2ir6RwPo?si=GuLIno5WURtHGICL

Retard

Okay. I'm retarded for not knowing that cabinet meetings are live streamed. So what fucking DEPORT me amirite hahahahhqhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaghahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

I need all the friends I can get. I'll allow it. Do the needful, pump SOXL!

It's cloudy and feels like 2°C in St Petersburg right now so maybe my talk of beautiful weather didn't help. It is fucking beautiful out here though. Trees full of blossom and birds singing. A wonderful day to be alive.

Let's reel this thread in and bring it back on track. What are your favorite short selling / put-buying / call-selling positions and why.

Must be on individual names or ETFs, not meme tier broad market positions like 300p SPY puts

Any predictions before the closure?

I was tolded MSFT moon sir.

I want it to dump HARDER

someone posts that the white house cabinet meeting is retarded sycophantism

”no need to search, probably a liberal talking point, I’ll just call them out for this lie I assume”

Shitting up the gen

Turbos on Tesla

Is it a bear market? I feel, more than ever it's just a casino. Place your bets and watch the tweets!
Fuck you, it warm here in syrup country but not even a single bud yet. Trees just have their cotton semen ready to go.

I'm going to have a beer.

sold my eu stock defense

Rheinmetall up 9% after i sold

went long on meta and nasdaq with a x20 leverage

STATUS: HEEMED, BTFO

Never invest in America , i went short on META . It will dump -8% AH

I sold Rheinmetall at $106

You might not have seen it but previous PCE was revised up. As I expected it. From 2,8 to 3% on CORE PCE.

This is NOT the first revision.

On picrel I highlighted revisions in PPI March (April reading) for february (March reading)
And today PCE february (March reading) was revised up.

no refunds!

cotton semen

I walked past a tree that was in full bukake mode early. My hair is still full of the stuff.

Iron condors

But when has it crabbed in the last 3 months? It’s been high volatility swings both ways you absolute fucking idiot. I swear you guys think a 2% swing either direction is a “crab day” because you just joined market 2-3 years ago.
Absolutely a great time. If we truly are headed for recession, then energy tends to spike paradoxically as supply is cut. Oil is the most bipolar commodity like that. NFLX, oil companies, and utilities all do relatively well during past downturns.

I am a liberal. I am a democrat. I'm brown. I hate Orange Retard. I am ON YOUR SIDE DUDE. I also want SPY to keep dumping to make Rethuglicans look bad.

Uhhh guys, trump might have a leg up on the tariff thing
youtube.com/watch?v=Ex0EMStaV7c

NEWS in

@punchbowlnews

Midday

SEN. RON JOHNSON, who was a tough get during 2017 tax reform, says he cannot support the reconciliation bill that House Republicans are putting together.

He said he needs $5T in cuts.

He also said passage will not happen by July 4 deadline.

It's over, gringos.

high frequency algo trading and ETF money.

I forgot to mention options cucks who have to execute or fill their obligations.

Kek, hair is always the worst.

make 100

get aggressive make a new play

down 200

Amazing

Kinoblade 2 for me. Probably the modern recent jrpg that has the most old-school sovl. I felt like I was back in 2001 playing Skies of Arcadia and shit.
Also where were you when I fucking told you for months 3 years ago, 2 years ago, last year, to buy NTDOY. Easiest and comfiest play.

Senate NOW debating Senators Wyden (D-OR) and Paul (R-KY) bipartisan legislation to end President Trump's national emergency executive order signed on April 2nd to impose reciprocal global tariffs. Senators will vote later today at 5:25pm on final passage of the joint resolution.

Oh shit new ATH in AH

go back to whatever shithole you came from and also redd it, subhuman.

spy

Mindboggling.

Hahahah that's more like the Anon Babble I know and love. I missed this. I missed this so much. *sighs*

So governments never been bigger, government services are near postwar record lows. It's 70% old person welfare. I have no idea how America fixes itself. Doge never had a chance as there really isn't much waste, just elderly social security.

Still has to pass the house, and then Trump will veto it.

Not white. Go back.
NGMI.

I feel like going all cash, even with my losses. Better to be down 5% now than 20% in a week.

probably more trustworthy than autogen stuff. no, wait, I guess autogen stuff is at least guaranteed to be based on some artifact of the code, even if it's woefully understated how they semantically work.

nevermind. the west has fallen.
Even Siemen's Support center is advertising AI "search." I think it's over.

US gave 350 billion to Ukraine

Europe gave 100billion

WHy is this faggot lying each fuckin time?

As of February 2023, European countries have provided €132 billion in aid (military, financial, and humanitarian) to Ukraine since the invasion began in February 2022.

By December 2024, the European Union and its member states had granted a total of $156 billion in military, financial, and humanitarian aid to Ukraine.

Additionally, the European Union has spent an additional $131 billion to support Ukrainian refugees.

Therefore, the total EU assistance to Ukraine, including refugees, is over $251 billion.

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Economically sensible environmentalism is both white and based.

Any pressure on this is good even if it's mostly just to make people feel better. The president should not be able to impose new taxes every other day just because he saw some stupid tweets. Especially not this clown show.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA
HERE YOUR GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN

Why would you even watch it, there’s no information and you’re going to mald. It’s just to tourniquet equity bleed

I shorted volatilitiy and I'm getting my ass kicked. Can someone tell Trump tariffs are a tax and bad for the stocks? I don't think he knows

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Here we go, it’s gonna dump

A tax that overproportionally hits poor people, like inflation, so that's ok.

23 pbtid

Man I miss the volatility of a week ago, sleeper markets rn

anti-christ

I feel bad for those who follow him...

A lot of that money is still "committed" through 2027.

It's 24, now 25. Can you not count?

Hungary

You know they already had some right but it's Rhinemetal mainly which is the newer ifv and apcs

Also can't forget tanks since Hungary got the first leo2a7s from there but they are planning to start working with the Serbs

I don't understand why the market is shitting itself over tariffs, like just buy American made goods and you don't pay any tariffs. Problem fucking solved.

Damn Trump is being retarded

But Biden

Miggers aren't people

yet another day he didn't buy the dip

Lol

Just pay more and have less buying power

its all made in china breh

Is it sustainable though?
Europe is already struggling economically and they don't want to enter an actual war. We've seen they've been hands off since 2014 and never really took charge after Russia invaded.
They're still focused on artillery and tanks even when I hear NATO is about air superiority.

replying to tripfags

ngmi

I don't buy many things but I have found a few car air filters and buckets made in the US.
There are plenty of products made in the US, but outsourcing has been going on for decades and will take longer to catch up. That's if some regulations are lifted.

34 pbtid

Then just go make more money and increase your buying power. Fucking retard.

Nothing good is even made in China. It's all trash and shitty knockoffs with superior products being made elsewhere 99% of the time.

Even if the economics worked that's the second part, do we want to onshore the polution back too?

Trump on China: "They made a trillion dollars with Biden selling us stuff. Much of it we don't need. Somebody said, 'oh, the shelves are gonna be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more."

Whole nation loses buying power

Everyone spends less

Just go make money!

Pottery

Recessions are now cool panican, get rekt libtard

everything costs more

everyone is going to spend less

what a fucking panican, what ever, I'll suspend judgement until I file my taxes next year.

yes
onshore pollution
onshore child labor
onshore sweat shops
onshore liveleak freak accidents

I just farted and it smells so rancid because I’ve been holding in my dump for 3 days.

The tech earnings hopium is so strong

Get ready for a rally in 30 mins just to fuck with shorts

how dare you not spend the next 4 years losing your shit every day on orange man's new twet you fucking fashist

I have an options account with TastyTrade and my main portfolio is in M1 Finance. Since RobinHood lets you trade options, stocks, and crypto should I just transfer my portfolios to Robinhood?

I need at least 25k to do pattern-day trading

apparently it was 5 minutes

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Wtfwt?

What the absolute fuck just happened

slurpers are mentally ill

US recently reached out to China for tariff talks - report

KEKED
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Bull trap
And you’re going to fall for it

Its impossible to trade in this market

I was up almost $2,000 on my puts and only cashed out with a $500 profit. I’m fucking done with this shit.

I slurped this morning and I'm already up 2%.

I feel bad for the guy whose job it is to write the market headlines. Spending all day writing "Markets fall on weak economic data" and having to go back and change them all to "Markets rise on weak economic data" and feel like killing yourself because of how retarded your job is

Recession avoided

Panicans bootyblasted

kikes ramshakled

The market reaction is pretty weak. There is no way telling if the market didn't already know since 10am.

this is like the 10th time they talk about a deal, the returns are diminishing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

he buys puts and gets rekt time and time again

When will you learn to buy puts only on pumps?

Chinks think there are intentions or goals lol. Remember Trump admin started talking about annexing Greenland and attacking Denmark because Trump saw Greenland on a map in 2017.

Trump: “Somebody said, ‘Oh the shelves are going to be open.’ Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls. And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple bucks more than they would normally.”

if he somehow genuinely created this situation without backing down he'd be more unpopular than Dubya at his lowest lmao
the endless "deal will be here any minute now" grift is approaching diminishing returns

China thinks on a 100 year timeline, the thing is, we just need to starve them since they can only go 30 days without food. This is how they come to the table, hungry for scraps with 0 cards in hand and in no position to negotiate.
#ArtofTheDeal #Tradewar #NoCards

Slurpers are going to end up holding bags by close

y’all

1pbtid

I got too cocky bros

Baking

are you really this stupid or do you just identify as retarded?
America was the fourth largest food exporter to china. Plus china can drop food tariffs and keep importing and not have an issue. They have already increased imports form south america and australia. The funiest part about all of this is the food stuff that was coming to america can now just go to china .

Migatards waiting for china to fold

believing the propaganda

they just want to save face

meant for