Part 2/2
I get rolled back out again to the waiting room
30 minutes later I warn the nurse that I will need more painkillers because I can feel it starting to wear off
only other people in the ER waiting room is a couple whose husband also has kidney stones
he starts vomiting due to the intensity of the pain
the nurses completely ignore him until his wife starts yelling at them to help
about 30 minutes after that incident the pain has returned with a vengeance
squirming in my seat when they finally wheel me back for the MRI
I ask the orderly as they're about to dump me back in the waiting room again if I'm going to get a bed now
"I dunno" they respond sheepishly
dump me back to my original spot
literally howling in pain at this point, it's that bad
go back on the floor
Boomer security guard comes back and tells me he will throw me out
howl back at him that I just need painkillers and I warned the nurse over an hour ago that I needed more
one of the nurses finally comes over after I'm yelling in agony and says that she will give me morphine only if I sit in the chair
tell her I'll try
takes me a bit after the injection but I manage to sit up
Boomer scoffs that morphine works instantly and I should be pain free after a few seconds
give him a death stare
wait another hour before the Asian doctor calls me back in
confirms it is indeed a kidney stone
gives me medicine and sends me on my way
pay for the ambulance and painkillers
get an Uber back to my apartment and pass out
a few weeks later
get an invoice from the hospital for $3,473.13
insurance covered about half but I still owe $1,834.67
laugh and tear up every single piece of paper from that hospital
Besides paying for the ambulance, I haven't given a single fucking cent to that hospital and never will. They treated me like a junkie, so I will return the favor in kind. Fuck em.