/smg/ - Stock Market General

UnitedHealth edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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so what does that mean

US state finances are wholly irrelevant when it comes to the stock market. Fiscal responsibility is a meme, US state could crash and companies would profit

not very well versed, found out about smci. ive read its an extremely shady company. is it not fit for any long term investmens?

ATTENTION

QNTM is now 17.1% DRSed and up 45% on the day

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

Put/Call ratio getting lower

Fear and Greed Index approaching Extreme Greed

Bulls getting arrogant with calls

This is the exact same scenario that played out in April except it was the bears celebrating

Line always goes up, so the proper call/put ratio definitely needs to be above 1.

just a quick reminder that you can btfo all americans now
just say AA+

Hey OP your anime girl might as well be muslim judging by the amount of clothes she's wearing.

I get it
but jannies here are retarded

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bought TSLA back in march and held for a bit because of the "reddit shorting the bottom" posts

it goes up a little, I sell when it crabs

check back just now

in the last 2-3 weeks it's up 50% all of a sudden

This fucking memestock I swear.

ZM is going to get fucked on earnings. Aside from being overvalued, every serious business is using Teams now. Universities use Zoom for online classes, but they'll get ushered out eventually.

AA+

tariffs still on

mango still in office

embarrassing themselves daily

The fuck is going on in murica lmao?

mango?

NVDA bros.... whats happening

Are people retarded? Why do people buy puts when it already dropped and calls when it topped

"On Friday, Mizuho Securities showed a positive outlook on NVIDIA Corporation (NASDAQ:NVDA), with analyst Vijay Rakesh raising the price target to $168.00 while maintaining an Outperform rating. The adjustment comes as the company anticipates its earnings report in 12 days, with expectations for a mixed near-term performance but a solid second half of the year. According to InvestingPro data, NVIDIA maintains excellent financial health with a perfect Piotroski Score of 9, demonstrating strong operational efficiency and financial stability."

So naturally it dumps

Don't forget 1 trillion thats looming overhead this year

why does nvda pay a dvidend? its a pathetic 4 cents a year. whats the point?

if shit and piss goes down over 1% on monday I'm gonna slurp

goddamn, I had sold my VIX calls in disgust yesterday

It used to pay 2% but it's marketcap grew so fast they couldn't keep up.

Market pumps for two weeks and you slurp when it finally retreats?

NVDA bros.... whats happening

A meme stock has its rein, then it dies

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yes
i never buy when its up

i wonder if they should just cancel dividends alltogether

You should get NVDY you get a nice fat dividend on that

I am astounded every single day that you bulls manage to make any money at all. SPY down 0.8% after being up 13% in a month and you shart yourselves. NVDA down 2% when it's up 30% the past month, and you shart yourselves. Seriously, how do you panic so easily? How are you so blind to the bigger picture?

you bulls manage to make any money at all.

I am up $4900 today. Next week will be better

Why shouldn’t I short microstrategy? It’s obscenely overvalued

why is it overvalued? theres nothing that speaks against a btc bullrun. btc 1 mil is achievable by 2030. mstr might be a 5 trillion company by then! also its called strategy now

Because it could go up more

Did you just wake up from a coma? Average P/E even among blue chip stocks is fucking 30. Overvalued = fairly valued. The company doesn't even make any money and is valued at 100 billion? That's a "strong buy" my friend

because its not
NATGAS AND OIL
so its GAY
either way
up or down

alright smg. you know the drill. what are we drinking this evening. for me its Sip Of Sunshine (TM) by Lawson's Famous Liquids. At 8% ABV, a balanced choice for a summer evening. financially of course.

just passed the captcha lfg

When the fuck will the markets go back to red? I've been holding cash for over 4 weeks.

Trannys missed buying the dip

The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent.

Some boomer who just retired said that, he seemed to know what he was doing but idk.

BTC $1 mil ever is not achievable unless it replaces fiat, nvm 10 years.

I’ve already done the math and Saylor is retarded. You’re looking at $400-800k max over its mining lifetime of an 100 years and that’s if it replaces Gold’s market cap. Microstrategy’s value is currently around 4x its Bitcoin holdings and that’s all the company is good for.

I want to short it, I know it’s going to fail, I just don’t know when.

AIEEEEEEE BESSENT BESSENNTTTTTTTT SAY SOMETHING

Based off of past bitcoin cycles it will peak in late 2025 then have a year long bear market.

+1.4k%

$12k

congrats, you are officially in 5fig malaise.
don't let it go to your head.

I want to short it, I know it’s going to fail, I just don’t know when.

this is why
u got 2
DCA

This is just my play account I bought 2k worth of 1dte spy calls last Friday and sold Monday at open for 15k.

How bullish is the rating downgrade? How will trump respond? By investigating moodys?

is this what it feels like to be a boomer? wanting the market to crash so i can slurp?

no being a boomer is panic selling because muh I can't afford a market crash im about to retire

trump already responded: you got what you voted for

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This probably pushes him even more into doing tax hikes and/or spending cuts.

But this probably won't be nuclear, only Moody's still kept the US as AAA, nobody really believes it at least since Covid.

But I guess kicking the can down the road is closing to an end.

been holding NVDA since 2020

finally decide to start DCAing in 2025

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Idk last Friday just seemed like a prime time to buy with trump meeting with China about trade deals. If china wasn't going to make a deal they wouldn't have went

China isn’t making a deal, they’re getting a surrender

Given every strategy I've used this year has failed me. I'm up for suggestions. I can put 2k into the market a month.

inconsistent #chips for T-rump between frames

embarassing. try again mr. ayyy eye

well you can always do dragon port. 25% each of:
SPY
30yr
3mo
gold

listen up pal. back in my day, spell check took an observable amount of time to run. and it did not run automaticlaly. kids these days dont understand hard wrok.

dragon port

Nice boat!
I usually gamble on options (and lose).

Have you tried shorting yourself?

I usually gamble on options (and lose).

cash it. tonight. if u even can. remember 99% of options expire worthless. buy nice safe peeny stocks insteaed.

ai dashcams

Have you tried shorting yourself?

I was actually thinking of doing this. Do exactly the opposite of what I was going to do. Adding that to the list. Thanks.

I got like $300 left (down from 100k+ peak). Got to wait until next week for my $1100 to clear.

Captain cokes whilst watching the Celtics try and pull off a game 7

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of the schoolbus variety? are you that anon?

Captain cokes

based. back in college some of my classmates put rum & coke in their thermos towards the end of the term. they both knew the prof. solid stufff. honestly being drunk during class seems not that much of an improvement but u know, do what u gotta do. for me at that time, it's sleep.

yes, although it's still not going anywhere yet i have increased my position to 0.4% ownership

for now i am glad it weathered through tariffs and that i am slightly green, it could be worse

0.4% ownership

based you should go to a shareholder meeting in person. buy a suit if you can afford one. or maybe rent lmao. if u get to 5% you need to file a form though so maybe keep it at 4.9.

My go to for years
Used to be Long Islands when I was a bit younger but so inconsistent every place makes it different

And it’s not looking good for my boys rn would buy a game 7 ticket if they pull it off

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NTA, more complicated than expected for an AI to count chips

ayy I is bad at math deal with it.

just realized i had this saved on my computadora. not really sure why t b honesto.

BASED TALMOODY

Short em

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SOXL, NVDA, TQQQ, UNH

I remember the peak day of the dot com bubble. I wasn't invested, but man I remember it hit like Nasdaq 5000 or something and all the anchors on CNBC were in disbelief that stock prices were so high and P/E ratios didn't seem to matter. It took 15 years for it to get back to 5000...lol

So what’s the damage gonna be on Monday

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How are my fellow 0dtechads doing tonight?

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We deserve a -5% at least on monday.

henlo mister jerome

weekend?

I will slurp the dip

5-7%?

Fuck, im not liquid enough to buy the dip

You will always slurp and never sell

Do you think there’s a chance this was the top? We are copying 2022 price action to the T. The big problem: yields are not going down unless the government stops spending. The government stops spending = GDP crashes. It’s a lose lose

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you will not punish dictator elon

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