/smg/ Stock Market General

Fuck you you fucking multi dimensional nigger
I swear when I’m out of this meat sack I’m gonna beat your fucking soul force to a pulp
I’m gonna curb stomp the fuck out of you , crack both your fucking kneecaps and leave you bleeding all over the floor behind the burger joint of the galactic federation neutral zone
You’ll be buried in the lower realms for millennia to come with how much of a beating you’re gonna take you fucking niggers
You fucked with us too long you fucking dimensional niggers, way too fucking long. We re coming bitch boy, live it the fuck up while you still can

Good news, everyone

imagine ejaculating into boebert's tight pussy

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when are shortages supposed to begin happening

end of next week by most estimates

pathetic mortal tries to threaten interdimensional ethereal being

mhmm raise your tone more and we will possess trump to raise more tariffs and dump on you more. Ungrateful skinbag.

2 more weeks by my estimate

which crypto is dirty cheap right now that I can buy?

gay anus coin

R8 my PLTR setup going into earnings

NTDOY bros....

That would be way too soon I think. Stock-up happened, and massively at that, it can go for a while. Though man chains work in just-in-time, as obviously stocking was considered suboptimal up to that point. Stock has a cost after all. As such, some goods will be fine for a while, some other likely won't.
Now, the question is, what goods will be in shortage first?

You bought calls right anon?

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mortal

You got me fucked up thinking you’re talking to a hylic pussy boy. I’ve reincarnated enough here to know you’re nothing more than a low realm parasitic piece of shit with no power. But you already knew I had that knowledge. You also already know that too many are waking up too fast, that’s why the reset is being pushed earlier and earlier. You can’t risk a mass awakening that would ascend every prisoner out of this shithole prison you made, so you’re gonna pull the plug early and hope you can still salvage some poor young souls
You niggers are fucked

Amazing you cunts never discuss WOLF

how do i invest in getting a qt3.14 to hold me while i cry to sleep

I bought puts today and made 40%
There's literally always opportunities to short. You negroes just need to get good.

It's all crashing down isn't it?

Will we finally get to cum this time, Bobros?

Many trades or one big? I managed to squeeze out a 10% with puts. Ofc I pussied out too early and only got a +0.10 on my last 4 SPY contracts.

Nigga always YOLO why would you trade if you're not confident it is the right move just don't be a pussy

I just want the market to crash 80% so I can see these smug permabulls begin offing themselves. Is that really too much to ask?

Shortages won’t really happen until boomers start folding companies because they refuse to pay a real wage for 20 year olds to operate industrial machinery.

back in my day I ran this 80,000 ton hydraulic press for $3.25/hr 8 days a week

you think you’re too good for that, young fella?

i'm hurting right now but i believe

$150 stock next Tuesday

You have to go back.

mvh war

Sorry, BVLLISH! Bobo will never get his stinky red days anymore.

Soon brother

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Sorry, you'll get your week of -10% and then BVLL SVRGE +30% unto infinity - LOOP! Bobos KEEP LOSING!

I'm going to have to take some bigger gambles if I want to fix that orange line

Fix purple silly billy.

Purple is cash, it's fine

That's a higher for longer line, not a maga 00.50 fed funds line.

It's my emergency fund. I used to have the spreadsheet setup to simulate withdrawing the interest payments so it would stay at the same amount, but I switched that off to see how much it would grow over time

Oil, ai usaf targeting, self driving cars, and gold, is that orange?

I like this , did you download a premade excel sheet or make your own? Does it auto pull data from broker and hysa?

Orange is just my gambling account, it's whatever I feel like gambling on that day, the rest of the time it's cash. I don't hold most positions that long.
It's custom built. I started it in like 2010, and have been tweaking it and adding to it ever since. The main spreadsheet page has lots of numbers.

Yeah , but you gotta sit there like a boomer pajeet after every day and manually put in real nimbers .

How you going to improve it?

What are the yellow and blue ?
House and s&p500?

How are you estimating future projections ?

$150 stock next Tuesday

Sell puts?

Mumus are too chickenshit for things like that

Yes, every day I manually copy 10-15 numbers, depending on the day of the month.
Idk, if I get an idea then I'll implement it. The last change I made was the one I said above: the option to keep interest earnings in my savings accounts or not. Here's the two for comparison. There's a noticeable affect like 10 years out...
Blue = total net worth, yellow = retirement accounts (I will never own a house probably)
Future predictions is based on me continuing to be paid a salary (with conservative yearly raises) and for investment accounts its the average rates of returns going back to the beginning of the sheet, with the RoRs being IRR calculations. So no, it's not really reliable, but it fills in the data.

Excellent question, and its shitty toys and apparel and home goods like Amazon basics. I bought a bunch of antibiotics as an investment.

I have almost the same chart for $ibit

blue line

Idk what that face is saying

Unironically people are fudding the market cause the new world order is about to leave them behind

Give it a rest

You know it's really fucking weird. I stocked up on frozen and canned food when it was on sale and to get ahead of the pending inflation... and lately I haven't even been hungry at all. I eat like 1 small meal a day now... if that. Right now I have like 4 frozen pizzas, 2 bags of frozen tendies, some frozen vegetables, frozen fries, frozen meatballs, bunch of cans of soup, a lot of dry rice and pasta, and ramen packs... and idk if I'll ever get to any of it. Maybe I'm sick or something, or dying, idk...

Next time you see the new world order can you tell them to stop margin calling me? Thanks

T. leftbehindoid panican

Daring today, aren't we?

What's the size of your load bro

Mumus are too chickenshit for things like that

I have started selling puts on stonks I like to own, but I do not want to bother buying to close and constantly watching the price action, but it seems to take the brokerage the weekend to clear the trades once they have expired even if they are OTM. I have not bought to close yet, is this faster? Will the trades be cleared in minutes or days?

I stocked up on frozen and canned food

I stocked up on freeze drieded food when the markets crashed in 2008/2009, and that shit is still sitting there. I was told there would be armagedon, where is it?

trade talks going well, trust the headlines

US lawmakers urge the SEC to delist Alibaba, $BABA, and other Chinese companies trading in the US.

Lawmakers claim these companies have military links that put US national security at risk.

John Moolenaar, the Republican chair of the House China committee, and Rick Scott, the Republican chair of the Senate committee on ageing, wrote to SEC chair Paul Atkins on Friday to ask his agency to take action against 25 Chinese groups listed on American exchanges.

The targets also include search engine Baidu, online retail platform JD.com and the popular social media platform Weibo.

GODDAMNIT MUTTS STOP FUCKING WITH MY BABA!!

i decided to make a pizza even though im not that hungry
the other brand of frozen pizzas is on sale this weekend and i needed to make space

Didn't even read your post but BULLISH!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!

Who gives a shit about news? Buy and watch the line go up

reuters.com/markets/asia/japans-us-treasury-holdings-among-tools-trade-talks-finance-minister-kato-says-2025-05-01/

I'm in on DIN. I mean, look at this chart. SPY rips 1.5%, IWM is up 2.25%, and DIN is up 0.05%. Look at its performance this month, this past year, this past 5 years. It's bad. It's a stinker. Several sources have cited reduced consumer spending on fast food over Q1, with McDonalds saying -3.6% reduced spending in the US and Wendy's saying -2.2%.

DIN has earnings next Friday. If the market turns next week like I think it will, it'll be a blood bath. Buy puts on open, IMO -- my puts on DIN actually appreciated today.

old news from today, the market doesn't care. And if for some reason it does care, it will be deemed bullish anyway.

Permabulls don't give a shit
Miggers don't give a shit
Trump doesn't give a shit
But very soon they will! And it will be delicious

Lost $4000 on Walmart puts today. I admit I'm dumb, but this market is total retards. I have no doubt in my mind it will continue going up right until the point it jumps off a cliff.

mister jerome hi

$4000 on Walmart puts today

that is a lot to gamble, why not just buy the stock on a dip, at least you would have something for money.

This nigger does not know how the economy works at all

decided to make a pizza

pizza is alwasy good, even reheated, cant lose on that trade

Gyna is capitulating cus Apple moving production to pooland

UMMMMMMMMM LISTEN HERE TRANNY I FOUND CUM IN MY WIFE'S CUNT THAT ISNT MINE, THAT MEANS WE'RE RRRRRIPPING TO THE MOON ON MONDAY YOU STUPID LIBTARD PIECE OF SHIT

it was a digiorno

Are you absolutely sure it wasn't delivery?

Actually deranged post. Thanks for the buy signal.

Stock market does not give a shit about poor people's spending habits regarding mickey dicks. Bullrun will continue.

I thought it was pretty funny
that said, if deranged people are becoming common, maybe the market is a scary thing to buy into right now...
btw my birth into the world was a buy signal

Because keeping $4000 was worth the risk of losing vs making a lot more.

how are we reaching yearly highs again when the economic climate is several times more uncertain and tumultuous than it was previously?

erm mah gerd

I'm a mumu but I'm waiting for a dipperino to slurp.

wild that an actual retard got elected as president

"Return to normal"

big money controls the media, media pumps out positive news, bots read the positive news and trade stocks higher, draws retail in, then if the conditions are right they sell and the market dumps. You can money by buying the lows and selling the rips.

If you didnt buy when the nasdaq was down 25% you are officially retarded and should quit the stock market

Iranian negotiations falling through

Tick tok oil prices about to moon

Now I just need EUR/USD to return to the mean. Although shit and piss is basically at ATH again euro denominated ones are still ~13% down.

WOLF

Putting your investment in change and then crashing the truck is a better investment

I have 0 issues with americans getting completely eviscerated by companies due to tariffs. But also, what tariffs?

He will still say it's Biden in 3-4 years if it doesn't work out.

uuuuh, that's the international airport

United to cancel 10% of daily flights from Newark, cites FAA staffing, equipment reut.rs/4k11iHh

There's just no demand. Canadians not coming, Europeans not coming.

It's a new normal. Uncertainty is already priced in so they can move on from the lows

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line will go up forever

Thank you i needed this whole thing in gif form

yearly highs

With coming inflation & a weaker dollar, that "high" isn't as impressive as it looks.

twitter.com/botticellibimbo/status/1918141437020959062?t=ZRxK6cyKPQhR31TkcWiCFw&s=19

not looking good bros. my economy indicators are looking bearish

the trade war is... bad for trade?

not selling until 60
SUCK ON DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

when are shortages supposed to begin happening

that's the neat part - they won't
orange man won
retard bears missed the bottom

I'm a mumu but I'm waiting for a dipperino to slurp.

I feel the same way, but VOO is no longer attractive since it has rebounded so much
so I'm back to picking individual stocks to find discounts/value
Right now I'm looking at XPO logistics and I'm really liking it
There's a whole series of shipping/construction related stocks that pre-crashed starting in december. I feel the recovery is inevitable. So I'm buying those
There are plenty of stocks that are just starting to recover from their bottom, even if the market has already passed the bottom.
Best example of that I can find is USLM or "US Lime". It's a concrete and lime company in texas.
That graph is just about a TA fantasy for "momentum". I just don't want to buy and hold it, so I dunno. but for momentum people who want to daytrade or whatever, it's a good example
kinda hard to find momentum and value stocks right now, that you ALSO want to buy and hold forever, which is my strategy. Maybe I should start day trading... I dunno.

uuuuh, that's the international airport

>United to cancel 10% of daily flights from Newark, cites FAA staffing, equipment reut.rs/4k11iHh

There's just no demand. Canadians not coming, Europeans not coming.

which just means betting on american airline stocks today is GREAT idea because they are guaranteed to come back.
Eventually. How long that takes, lol, who the fuck knows? that's the problem

which just means betting on american airline stocks today is GREAT idea because they are guaranteed to come back.

Eventually. How long that takes, lol, who the fuck knows? that's the problem

nvm, just checked them compared to the SNP500 and holy shit those stocks are trash
I wouldn't buy them even at a 50% discount

There's so many American airlines, a couple need to be fleeced out before it's a decent investment

There's so many American airlines, a couple need to be fleeced out before it's a decent investment

yeah I agree

Airlines are like farmers. Uninvestable.

Cash burning flying risk machines

Airlines are like farmers. Uninvestable.

a lot like american car companies, though it pains me to say it
what is ford at right now, a 7 PE ratio? SEVEN
And I still won't buy, and I'm a value investor. That stock is trash. and they make shit cars, with the exception of the F150. But one truck can't save a company

Okay but I'm a very low rank member. I'm only like 1% lizard person and 2% fishman. I basically look normal.

Are we in a bull trap or is the market now magically recovering despite all the tariff shit that is about to hit?

stock market has "recovered", but very unevenly
so there are still opportunities to buy, but you need to pick individual stocks now
and it definitely won't just keep going up and up every day for a month. That's weird and totally not normal. It will bounce back down.

It will bounce back down.

I hope so, I've been going pretty hard at ETFs while they were down so low. I managed to get some shit like NVDA for a nice discount too but even that is now back over $110.

An anon was also a massive help by advising I get MVST a few months ago and I made an absolute boatload when it went up to about $2.30 the other week, so I'd love to find some more relatively cheap stocks I can go into.

I'm holding ASTS right now :)

Who the fuck would fly American when flying to America? I don't wanna die cause I'm on a Boeing on my way to the US.