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Can someone bake a different bread, I don't want to post in this stinky migger retard's bread

AAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT TO WORK IN A AN AMERICAN FACTORY, LET ME IN

t. EU

Where are the links, you fucking donkey?

I hate niggers
Stonks

If you want to advertise your websites you can buy a banner ad, faggot.

Kek this, in poland you would need approx 112 years of working in a factory to afford an average single family house

SHUT UP COMMIE TRANNY LIBTARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I think I'll probably start selling everything before the next fed meeting. Positive job numbers means no cuts that the market seems to have priced in.

We really should just have a Rentry, like every other thread does.

Nothing can break resistance

volume slowing down for lunch

friday

Nobody is going to hold shit this high over the weekend. Afternoon will see a sell off.

Don't look at me, I pump and pump even more

Kek, jpow literally gonna pull out his script and do fuck all again which is still the correct thing

Well jobs rebounded but certain conditions we need to assess more carefully so we arent cutting rates

Maybe if ORANGE NIGGER would stop changing his fucking economic policy every sundown he'd get a fucking fed response that isnt a need for an assessment

Based

That’s the issue between Powell and Trump
Powell loves data and he can’t have *good* data with all of Trump’s chaos. He’s basically forced to sit and do nothing.

ORANGE NIGGER

Trump won
Trannies lost
YWNBAW

IF TRUMP CUTS FUNDING FOR ELINOR WONDERS WHY AND I DON'T HAVE ANY BUNNY CUNNY TO WATCH I'M GOING TO BE PISSED

Powell is 100% a numbers guy anyways and isn't going to take any action until it shows up in the numbers.

Not team red or blue
Were team green
Orange nigger is team losses

Post the oil graph

I guess I'm properly fucked. I was stupid enough to think Trump would actually cause disruption in the markets for a few months at least, and sold my positions in early April because I was going to get out by year's end anyway, actually hitting the fucking bottom like I timed it perfectly. Now I'm sidelined like a retard and everything just keeps going up, up, up.

What the fuck do I do and how do I cope with losing a year's wages?

Just wait it out bro, it’ll come crashing down again. Nigger Trump will botch the tariff negotiations

Kwab

That's why I hate being in cash. Look for stocks that look cheap and avoid the rest.

This isn’t over.

The time to go balls deep on puts is coming. Buy yourself something fun to ease the pain and keep your eyes peeled for a blowoff top, then make mumus wish they were never born

To add to my comment, I also don't think it's over yet, but I hold some defensive stocks as insurance, like dividend stocks.

could we fall back to pre-09 levels?

so the orange man.. won???
I was so sure everything is fucked

No?

Do not worry bobos, Wednesday when Powell talks you'll get ur dumperino

Not unless nuclear war breaks out

>>>>>Won

There hasnt been a single negotiation signed

.

I think the biggest problem is we don’t know what is going to break first and what will follow after.
I’m a little scared about that.

smartass money lost
retail controls the prices
smartass money has no shares to sell
market cannot dump

so the orange man.. won???

I was so sure everything is fucked

Don't worry bro, an anonymous union rep at the port of Los Angeles has said that shelves are going to be empty in 2 more weeks. Trust the plan.

white unemployment up from 3,7% to 3,8%

black unemployment up from 6,2% to 6,3%

latino unemployment up from 5,1% to 5,2%

asian unemployment DOWN from 3,5% to 3,0%

MERIT IS BACK

If you think Powell is anything other than a political stooge then you are retarded.
He is not a numbers guys. He isnt data driven. He isnt honest. He is constantly lieing and political. You can literally just watch 1 fed meeting a determine this yourself.

Fake

They have only gone from giga levered to mega levered, no?

Le bullish!!!!1 imagine how hard we'll RIP once big money reloads their buys!

Seriously tempted to to triple down on shorting this market. We're at pre-tariff levels, back to when the market was anticipating actual reciprocal tariffs that would have brought the effective rate up to something like 5% instead of the 10% minimum.

Imagine being this nigger and posting this
Damn I can’t even imagine being this low IQ

Theres some more retard rallying left, but we're very close

What are some Anon Babble stocks to own?

Hey powell, so you raising rates or what?

ok then, buy puts right now and hold over the weekend.

post screenshots or GTFO faggot

Seriously tempted to triple down on shorting the market

You should strongly consider seeking help.

just get setup with stable diffusion and make your own bunnies

how do I cope with losing a year's wages?

its just numbers on a screen anon. what else were you realistically going to do with your time in the past year?

GRND

WTFWT

18k on the 'daq

"Beijing weighs fentanyl offer to US to start trade talks" and ease rhetoric etc, ToS won't let me copy the fucking headline but that's the gist

you seriously think it's going to pump more on monday

moooooooom, the market is being irrational again

How do I cope with losing a years worth of wages

Just work another year bro it's not that bad.
Btw it's "Sell in May and Go Away" if you're trying to do "Babys first market timing play". Selling in April? Where'd you pick that one up? Clown college?

Never short retardation. It's tempting as it's bottomless, but you won't win.

Where is the retard who said we were going to close lower?

#GoldenAge #GoldenBullRun #Winning

WTF WAS THAT??? BOBO ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

another pump based on "considering" according to "sources familiar with the matter"

This is the most delusional market since 2008

De minimis.
Jobs report.
It was supposed to crash.

idk, i don't try to predict the future. i trade the market thats it front of me. but if someone else is trying to predict it, i tell them to put their money where their mouth is. in this case what their hands type

No

this is hyper inflation before the nightmare fuel happens

gentlemen,
it's time to post it.

the market is DELOOOSIONAL when I lose money on puts because I'm a retard

kwab

Every jew nigger and their mother is parked in SPY
They will push it up forever unless you take from them

I didn't buy any puts. I'm up $200 today and I think this shit is completely retarded.

no volume

pump occurring like a fucking hour after the jobs report instead of instantaneously like it does when institutions react to news, meaning this is miggers aping every penny they have

I'm not daniel day lewis, but there will be blood

I did that last time and posted a screenshot and of course the anon on the other side cucked out. What's the point if you're not going to put up your side of the bet as well?

to be fair, it's pure copium. only a tard would bet against copium (short term).

Sell I was playing with 200 ups and downs until they took everything this past month
Just take the 200 every time and seek longer term plays

SOXL

no

I’m not worried, honestly. Nobody is going to hold this high over the weekend.

My short position is less than 10% of my portfolio and I'm actually beating the market today. Doesn't mean I can't find it completely irrational.

I'm annoyed but still green for the day. But it should've been a much bigger day than this.

It's fine. I'll hold through the weekend and it'll pull back next week.

My CMCO is doing a little something today

i don't have a side. i still believe Powell should've gone full Volker and raised rates in 2020 rather than cut them.

thehill.com/policy/international/5277141-us-china-trade-negotiations/

Oh so now those ""negotiations"" that were happening everyday suddenly never happened but are also happening are no longer happening theyre sidelined but we still talk to china everyday

it's all bullshit. don't worry about it.

Well we're in agreement on that, Powell fucked my puts during covid, but he doesn't have the firepower to do that again.

You’re all going to get rugged this afternoon

Trump's going to announce a trade deal with that Penguin Emperor from the uninhabited island and we'll gap up on Monday.

Chyna, Chyna, Chyna, we're making DEALS with Chyna

I like how it's always about Chyna. When the real elephant in the room, the one that makes up most o the US trade, is the EU. Funny how you never hear them yapping about EU deals talks.

on Bloomberg every day: "stagflation, recession, empty shelves, unemployment"

markets: rippin'

We've officially lost it or is this the last party before the meteor hits?

Oh don't worry I did. All I do is day trade. I've been in this retard market for 6 minutes total today.

The people purchasing luxury goods from the EU can afford the tariffs.

Don't forget the zero news coverage of the breakdown in trade negotiations with Japan, Japan publicly threatening to nuke the US financial sector by dumping bonds, and Trump saying he'll sanction China. Actually awful news, but zero news coverage of it.

If financial journalists were any good with the market they wouldn't be journalists.

fucking hope so

bulls when the Friday afternoon sell off happens in an hour

Funny how we haven't heard one single successful trade deal either. Japan literally fucked off from them. People are desperate for good news though, so any fake news or slight hope giga pumps us.

I just made 50$ in a 0dte spy strangle, is it really that easy or am I ignorant of something?

Seems like oil is the only thing down today, even gold is up.

We have no reason to tariff Japan except for being cunts about cars, Japans economy is in the shitter and they hold a literal gun under the table in the form of our treasuries

It's really easy to make money on options. It's also really easy to lose it -- and lots of it.

Japan has no tariffs on us cars, they just don't want them.

Bobo status?

No i get that, i meant it to mean we're being cunts to them about cars for literally no reason when Toyota builds a fuck ton of cars in America

dreamybull.gif

Holding anything over this weekend seems retarded. Sure, you could be buying the final "dip," but all it will take is Trump or one of his guys making some negative comment about China for this pump to be erased.

bought calls
enjoy the dump

I hope so, SPY has moved into my call spreads strike zones. I need us to finish under 565.

Why don't the Japanese let GM build Hummers in Japan?

Thank you.

DEAD
CAT
BOUNCE
REACHING
TOP
Buy back in!!

set CFD limit buy at $20,006 when Nasdaq futures were at $19,930 in case jobs data was positive

knew the market would retard pump on irrelevant news

limit hit right after jobs data came out

awesome, I'll just sit back and relax

set stoploss at 20,006 to make sure I didn't lose money

index goes juust below my stoploss

proceeds to pump for the rest of the day

ffs I can't win no matter which fucking side I'm on.

all it will take is Trump or one of his guys making some negative comment about China for this pump to be erased.

Sounds like a dip to buy for retailchads.

They're going to keep Navarro sequestered on Epstein's Island all weekend.

Come on, mumu, is this really all you can muster? I would love to sell SPY to one of you fags at FIVE HUNDRED SEVENTY dollars lmfao

I SOLD MY SPY CALLS TOO EARLY

I said fk it. paid off my car and set up the would be future payments to auto SCHD. I hope you all make money and don't get rugged.

Lunch time is almost over, mumus.

The rug is Wednesday when Jpow tells everyone everything is still unstable

future payments to auto SCHD

that's cheating

ass devastated and never ever getting to cum

"Stocks rise on welcome caution from Fed"

Trump cuts NASA budget

Every space stock pumps

Don't these retards understand that SpaceX is just going to swallow up all of the remaining NASA contracts because they can afford to offer better "deals" than their competitors?

were gonna be at 575 in 2 hours

so when is this dead cat bounce over?

I have calls that are up 100-250%, ive placed a stop loss on these positions.

Bought a SPY call as a joke. Maybe if I do this the market tanks and my Put finally prints

but musk is LITERALLY HITLER!!!

anyone take a look at META, MSFT, AAPL, and/or AMZN financial statements and try to figure out how much CapEx actually went to buying more from AI companies? I have a feeling it went more to cooling/energy infrastructure and less to buying chips/frames, but haven't had time to do a deep dive on the 10Qs yet. Am very interested in going short on nVidia before its earnings come out, figure it'll dump as it always does but want to do my DD and compare notes.

650

In your dreams

bobo get the fuck out . not allowed

remember 575 in 1 hour and 57 minutes

Desperation isn't a good look

575

560, actually

so what

binden and hillary are LITERALLY stalin!!!

600 in 2 hours

Could you imagine being wrong everyday for 2 weeks straight, and then after getting kicked in the balls for like the 10th strait day you have the audacity to stay short.

I am about to put my last remaining 30k into nintendo stock. The switch 2 is going to be a massive success and the stock is still way too cheap. Talk me out of it.

It's gonna be like the Wii u.
Massive failure, especially because of the price

don't do it

I hate that orange nigger so much

How are they cheap? Up 47% ytd, 45 p/e.

To be fair SLS is retarded. But relying on a single private launch system is also retarded. Nice git to his pal, Elon though, as if that wasn't obvious enough.
Now let's laugh at all the states that relied on manufacturing the shitloads of parts made for SLS.

$80 games

almost $500 for the console

nintendo's curse

Tanking lockheeds stock

Fucking lmao

Nice jump on US yields today, but yields didn't dump on the china news.

I feel bad for anyone who missed out the free 100% gains on TQQQ in one month

Could have doubled your networth on the most obvious dead cat bounce in history.

Too late now, this run has a few more green days before we head back to doomposting on the media, everyone buying here is providing exit liquidity for larger market makers

dont hate me cuz im beautiful, I saw this coming, im up 70% YTD, heres a little freebie for you noobies : buy puts soon

The SLS is a Boeing project, though, and it's surged over 2% today. NOC has also managed to stay green (although that will probably change after hours), and all the other space stocks are blasting off.
Regarding Elon, while he's going to get a big paycheck now, I wouldn't be surprised if the next administration boots him out of NASA entirely as revenge.

Starship can launch a bigger payload and is reusable. SLS was just a meme to put woman and minorities on the moon, once that's done what's the fucking point?

DAX almost at ATH.

The trailing PE is from before the switch 2 coming out. Its from basically the worst quarter because they were spending a bunch of money to make the swtich 2 but havent started selling it yet. They also have a very large cash position which cancels out some of that PE as well you know what I mean.

cnbc.com/2025/05/02/jeff-bezos-discloses-plan-to-sell-up-to-4point8-billion-in-amazon-stock.html

Uh oh stinky

Is it still not late to buy PLTR?

youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You love these moves with which they try to kick your short stoploss

Be honest anon, they succeeded, didn't they?

Its not bro. I was completely unaware of the wii Us existence when it came out. I have been bombarded with info about the switch 2 in my daily life. Its not even close.

Also the value of money has been cut in half thanks to Joe Biden so those are actually cheap prices.

What are /smg/ anons listening to while they trade today? Felt like an emo teenage girl this morning.
youtube.com/watch?v=-ryj7SLhmKQ

No, I don't use stoplosses.

the wii u's failure was it was a halfway measure between portability and inavalability of games on launch

nintendo autists do not give a shit about price
as long as it has metroid bing bing wahoo and zelda (from last year) people will buy it. it's also getting gamecube games
fuck yourselves with a rake, the japanese investor is a retard and japs are the biggest nintendo autists around

Nothing but the most based rock infused with the power of CHRIST and nostalgia

youtube.com/watch?v=G_uWK19iWxQ

youtube.com/watch?v=5JlboVm9qVU

To be fair SLS is retarded

retarded? sure, but it at least works unlike Elon's Starshit.

On every sharp move upwards I think

What did this fatass now say again?

Nintendo said that there would be plenty of supply for Switch 2 that they wouldn't sell it all, and it turns out they didn't make enough of them, this is going to lead to poor sales for the games and the company will go bankrupt. Also all of the Bunnys from Arthur are Jewish.

450 dollars is literally nothing to the average american household. A family of four spends that much going to Applebee's in a single month, spending that much to get your kids to shut the fuck up for the next 5 years is still a bargain.

youtu.be/-Vb2RnDK2vs

higher sales than expected is bearish

PLTRchuds, is this the top?

it works

If only starship could get billions of dollars every launch and wait 5 years between launches.

How hard are big funds laughing at this retarded retail pump
How much do you think theyre gonna short

I'm financially ruined. Why does the gay market keep pumping?

yes it shows that the company doesn't know what they're fucking doing. i prefer to invest in companies that actually know what they are fucking doing.

Depends on ER

They're already shorting like crazy.

actually works

doesn't blow up

has better engines

cope.

Because the emperor has no clothes. Im sitting on cash and getting impatient.

In a way, it does work. If all you need to have is a heavy launcher, it works. Which is what SLS is. If you don't care about reentry, you can just use the current Starship & booster as throw-away units, like in the good old days.

It yearns for 558

Nintendo has traditionally been extremely accurate with their guidance.

The enthusiasm behind the switch 2 honestly is reminiscent of when investors realized that iphone goys will literally always buy the new version and that the iphone is a golden goose you can sell the egg every couple years to the goys. The switch could easily be such a golden goose and nintendo might be learning that they can start iterating faster and faster because the nintendo fag WILL consume the new version every time.

Also mobile launcher is expendable. Each one is scrapped after the launch of one and a new one is built. I think each costs over a billion.

Things better drop soon or I am losing nearly everything.

Buy aapl calls going long and recover it all

This is finical advice

575

bottom signal

next you're going to tell me people are going to ditch their smart phones because they can make facetime calls with the nintendo switch 3's built in camera.

better engines theoretically, which arent on the vehicle actually and may be on block 2

works for sending a capsule around the moon and nothing else

Great success. Starship had more successful missions than the SLS in 2 years despite being a testing program that doesn't cost 4.1 billion dollars per launch.

4.1 Billion (with a B) just so we can say we put a woman and a minority on the moon? I hope something goes wrong and we have to leave them there.

but I already ate today

actually delivered payload in lunar orbit.

sounds more successful than Elon's garbage can vaporware.

We're at return to normal. This feels like the pre-liberation day pump

cant wait for SPY 600 next week

Market must inflict maximum pain to bears first before we continue the next downward leg

Thats easy to say in retrospect you could have been wiped out if it kept falling

Put your money where your mouth is and buy some puts

SOXL chads we just can't stop winning.
Wish I had the presence of mind during the giga dip to buy at 7 or 8, though.

I might as well be buying fucking shares at those prices .

Any cheap way to short the market over next few months that doesnt involve margin decay?

I hate Jews

I'm at 22 trades today, consisting of 20 wins and 2 losses, and both losses could have been wins; I simply made the mistake of thinking "Surely people are coming to their senses." God I love bull traps.

STOP

actually delivered payload in lunar orbit

When? It didn't even deliver payload in orbit. The program was delayed so much the smallsats in the first stage payload adapter meant for leo died before launch.

Maximum pain

This is the easiest short of all fucking time

IT’S OVER BOUGHT
STOP BUYING

Trips of truth.

Expect a pushback but no
It’s going to 200

Whi the fuck keeps pumping this shit , and are they retarded ?

Lmao give it up holy shit

All i know is that i attempt to short this market donald trump is going to personally try to fuck me in the ass with his little mushroom, without lube .

What part of we might be getting a trade deal do you not understand?

Bear hunting season

A 2pm dump is the last chance for any puts to make it man. It’s time to realize people are retarded

Just wanted to thank whichever one of you told me to buy Palantir. Only thing keeping my portfolio alive.Fuck CLF

You stop being a sunk cost victim and resume whatever strategy you were using before you panic sold. You're not the only one who got heemed over the last five weeks.

Your welcome

Buy amzn calls next while it’s cheap

Say thank you no portfolio faggots :)

man my calls made an absurd amount of profit in a month, I should just sell everything and sit tight for the rest of the year and wait for the recession news to start being pushed by the media, the real economy is in shambles but your not allowed to know that yet until market makers offload their positions

Bull thesis;

Tariff impacts overstated

GDP contraction transitory due to frontrunning of tariffs

Super resilient consumer that will cunsoom no matter what, just like they didn’t slowdown with 9% inflation

large caps and tech are basically immune to tariff pressure

trade deals incoming, China tariffs gonna be reduced/eliminated in coming weeks

earnings good to great, so-so at worst for most major companies outside of a few that were arguably overvalued to begin with

Bear thesis:

Good chance CPI will come in kinda hot next week

Market has priced in THREE motherfucking rate cuts totaling a full % or more for this year. If they don’t get one in June they will panic (short companies with lots of debt and inflated P/E ratio like CVNA if you wanna front run this)

a negative GDP figure next quarter means that there’s more to the slowdown

Q1 earnings for major retailers was BEFORE tariffs mostly, next season could be a bloodbath

there was a pretty significant winning streak in spring 2022 before we hit a bear market that lasted all summer.

Either way, we are out of the woods for now and unlikely to see a crash like we did last month. Bears got rekt (including me), but they may get the last laugh come summer. I am still bearish in the medium-term, but gonna ice my sore butthole till FOMC/CPI next week.

The main point you're missing is that the project supports around 93k jobs, mainly located in the Deep South

america.

Orange retard is team bright green, I'm up 45% since January. This volatility has been incredible for covered calls then flipping into cash-secured puts. I love volatility.

I told every fucking fag here that SOXL will see 60 again
everyone has the same doomer pre programmed speech
get fucked doomer faggot trannies
SOXL trannies rise

Biden 4yrs as president was economic hell for everyone but the stock market made ath.

Stock market is disconnected from the real economy

Markets are green because they are betting on him cucking out yet again. I bet on Trump sticking to his guns and I lost bigly.

now now bobo, you realize you're puts will just get short SQUUEEEEEEEZZZZEEDDDD?

Gonna wait it out another half hour to see if I can keep enough to buy puts next week

bought some 0dte 575 calls lfgg

they are buying puts in the dogshit fake market

START SELLING AND NOBODY GETS HURT

Your stocks aren't already selling off? Mine are. Feels good.

Dumped my portfolio, not holding this over the weekend.

STAND DOWN BOBO

the obvious answer is this will dump and we all know of the jewish tricks, so i bought more calls

I love how this market will only further cement Trump to go all-in with the tariffs. How can you read this in any other way than a confirmation? If I were him, I'd consider the markets are not pricing a relief, but are believing in my vision.
The market might very well be digging its own grave in acting like it does right now. Whether this come true or not will take a few months to see, but will be hilarious if it ends up that way.

so when will powell cut rates?

DROP YOUR FUCKING BAGS

ASMB stock ladies.
You ain't ready for what's coming

Never if the market keeps pumping .

It's fucking bullshit! Bears get one week of euphoria meanwhile bulls get gains for the rest of the year.

I understand being bullish, but you’re literally getting on something that’s never happened in the history of the market happening in 1.5 hours kek. Powerball has better odds.

I can’t believe it. I don’t even have enough to buy anything next week. I can’t fucking believe it. I can’t fucking believe it.

are you going to be homeless or what bro

POINT AND LAUGH AT BOBOKEKS AHAHAHAHAH

Doesn't LUNR get fucked by this too? Shame for that anon from yesterday

if u dont have a job; i used this to jew-scrounge enough money to trade

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dGoZ-03WbyVzE2hcRiZ7kT709w61aAm0RClP1nETT-s

for any bobos that got fucked

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dGoZ-03WbyVzE2hcRiZ7kT709w61aAm0RClP1nETT-s

man casinos are such shit, cant believe how many online digital casino vendors there are

i got a 6 figure job offer to build a casino app and turned it down because i work at fagman, but man casinos are such a toxic concept, feels bad man but it it wasnt legal people would be getting stabbed in alleyways over a $5000 dice game, SAD

No, this was from $500 bucks and I turned it into 5 figures playing smart with options. I just really fucked up, just pissed that my hard work is ruined and I’m back to square one.
I’ll put $500 in for next week.

hokee pokee, motherfuckers

hokee pokee

blompf 69d hokee pokee chess

u retardo if no understandy

remember that smug meme?

blompf is pushing down le markets 20% to refinance the debt at 0% interest rates

what happened to that?
happening still in the making?

(can't be ruled out actually since clown world has been RESOUNDINGLY confirmed just over the past few weeks)

We're at a new ATH, that's definitionally not a dead cat bounce.

This is going to keep me entertained all weekend.

Casinos are such a toxic concept

Posted in the stock market thread full of europeans losing their shirts setting up horrible put strategies

an hour until massive red candles

I hate this gay ass fake market. Fake dumps. Fake pumps.

there are ppl unironically pumping the top right now

If the dump happens after 3:30 I’ll be so mad. That means I was right and no one wins

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

not gonna promote it anymore but they have a discord on the spreadsheets where they post promo bonuses from the casinos, dollar here dollar there. i just grab the dailies and cash 100 bucks every few days

Dont quit your day job wagie retard. Still off ath , rus is down like 9% , and nasdaq is down 7%.

This just prooves ppl will say anything to justify what retard in cheif says. I dont even care, i just want this gay and fake market to end so i can make some money bottom feeding .

Sell in may and go away /smg/. Sell you are already up 200% on that dead cat bounce

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

p-p-please sell

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

the irony did not elude me, for what its worth all of my positions are doing well and I make decent non-gamble long term trades, cant speak for the rest of the degens here through lol

There is no feeling better than losing a bunch of money and then gaining it back over the next few days through trades

The S&P 500 is by far the shittiest shitcoin ever minted.

It's the OG shitcoin.

Niggers tongue my dead cat bounce

Thank you drumpf for this buying opportunity.

Trump says now’s a great time to buy

I bought

see nothing but green since

You should have trusted the plan

Perfect for boomers to rugpull

I kneel orange man

Imagine how bad it's going to get when it turns. You've got all this retail jumping in, seeing stocks go up up up, and then suddenly several red days in a row. They get demoralized, pull out...

It doesn't take much to scare people out.

It’s going down but not fast enough. I put a Put in at the beginning of the day fuck

GET READY FOR THE 1% DUMP
I'm going to paper trade puts, i bet im going to be rich ( on paper ) , will report back in 1 hour at market close

Bought a call exp on Monday and a put expiring Tuesday. Near money both. What can I expect?

my wifes son will go hungry... this is worse than than election night

is that a syrup girl wojak?

Gold bulls being hunted down in the streets

I played my cards right. Fucking retards just kept buying. I hope everybody falls off a cliff on Monday.

This. It's gonna close on a dump, then the weekend will be full of "9 day record" headlines, Trump will constantly mention it, and then Monday everyone sells.

The market clearly doesn't give a shit about bad news, but news that is too good to be true ought to spook a lot of people.

Just bought a 0dte for power hour let’s pump so I can get lunch money

an entire rally based on a manufacturing jobs report

bearish af

At this point I'm pretty sure the market is gonna dump hard once deals are actually made

Go thing we're not getting deals then. Maybe he'll even postpone it for another 90 days indefinitely.

If the deal signed still has 10% tariffs up (which it will, Trump needs the 10% for his tax cuts), I fully expect we'll dump on it. The market is expecting a return to 0% tariffs.

Dow's now within 1000 points of it's pre-tariff position. Will it go back into decline when it gets there and people zoom out and notice the previous downward trend?

Sorry bud. Reaching all time high next week

It's incredible that I've been selling spreads where the short leg is at 10 delta and this is the second time in three weeks that the markets gone against me. Selling Iron Condors on spy shouldn't be this fucking hard.

muh retail

Retail is passive investment into 401k. They don't move the market.

Is a 350 year old company going bankrupt a nothing burger or is this our Enron moment.

Filthy maplenigger kill yourself

vice.com/en/article/teens-are-using-chatgpt-to-invest-in-the-stock-market/

Only retail can be this retarded.

The jeets are getting jobs

Just in time for the Indian trade deal

Yeah, teens using their piggybanks are affecting the 50 trillion dollar market cap.
They didn't even bother to put the name, so nobody cares. Constant bear desperation spam with "IZ DIZ BURRISH?!?!?!?!?!?!" WHY RINE GO UPJIT!!!!!?" is bullish.

Indian trade deal

Btw it's going them buying more agriculture and buying military equipment for more H1Bs

Trump hates Lockheed for the f35

Get fucked

Nothing burger Hudson has been shir for years but a key part of our identity and reason for Canuckland is gone

the bay has been running on fumes for 20 years already. this is not a new or unexpected development. the modern incarnation of it was just a department store about the same as Sears.

Nobody cares that some no-name Canadian retail store is going tits up. Keep seething gay bear.

Market right at the weekly 50 MA

A majority of stocks are owned directly by retail lol

Retail accounts for 25% of equities volume nigga

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I'm ready for coinbase earnings. Let's see this fucker go back to $250

affecting the 50 trillion dollar market cap.

Proportion of the volume would be what matters.

Adidas is a foreign company
Why would Trump excempt them?

BREAKING: Temu announces that it is halting all direct shipping from China due to the ongoing tariff situation.

more cucking on the cards

Xi will cuck again after 2 weeks until retailers cuck

teens using their piggy banks

Lol come on now make a real argument. Even if it was just 10% of teens putting in 1% of their min wage jobs and no other investors that would be 200 million dollars

You cannot comprehend how hard I'd cum if you weren't lying

200 million dollars

That's still a very small proportion.

I'm no expert on the topic, but I've been listening to bloomberg and they're saying it's retail buying while institutions are pulling back.

an old ass department store company

Nobody is going to miss this.

x.com/kobeissiletter/status/1918390148343144622
Retard

I'm not a bear relax I'm just bored at work chud.

SPY seems to be resisting $568 for some reason. similar thing yesterday when it was resisting $565.

OMG I CAN'T BUY MY CHEAP CHINESE KNOCK OFF SHIT ANYMORE!!!!

Beaver pelts have been going out of style for atleast 100 years.

Real bankruptcies that would absolutely destroy the market are boeing and Tesla.

I think tesla is unlikely given they are sitting on hoardes of cash. I think boeing going bankrupt is within the realm of possibility, couple that with intel and you got a bottom brewing . Would probably get bailouts

I worry about the grasp of the basics and the numeracy of some of you. Good job this is just gambling and not science.

It would be in this hypothetical situation where only a small subset of the population puts a very very small portion of their income into the market.
But even then it wouldn’t be nothing, and that hypothetical in no way reflects reality.

You know the old adage of getting stock tips from your shoe shine . Or when soccer moms are pimping pets.com you know you got a bubble brewing . I wouldnt be surprised if it was a credit crunch triggered from crypto contagion.

here comes the dump

Now -2%

It's because the nasdaq is right up against the 200 day sma and s&p is close to it. Lot of hesitation to try to push further as odds of pullback are very high due to the line and some other factors.

Warren buffet is going to speak tomorrow, I wonder if that causes a dump on monday

I already mentioned retirement accounts.
Guess you should stop listening to bloomberg.

Discuss Tsakos for me /smg/ please
I hold it and I can't make up my mind if sell at loss or hodl

I trust bloomberg more than I trust Anon Babble

It will dump over the weekend

Yes, you probably can construct a hypothetical like that. But how close is it to reality? Even a theoretical reality? Not close enough to be a reasonable thing to claim. You'd be better arguing that boomers are acting that way too. I think that's more of a possibility.

Why the fuck is this shit so rigged against rational people (bears)?

DUMP IT

Popular CNBC News Host Jim Cramer says there won’t be an recession in United States

Institutions are sitting on their hands as they consult their rabbis on what day is best to dump on retail, which keeps aping every microdip as you've been seeing

we'll find out on monday!

for now, its time to enjoy the weekend

You retard its just an example to show that usual non participants are in the market . That usually happens when euphoria is at peak and everyday people are scared of getting fomo. Happened during the housing crash , dot com bubble etc . You may not want to heed the warning , but thats on you.

Im ok with missing 5% gains if that means i avoid a 50% draw down.

consult the rabbis

Don't they all have dementia or are senile ?

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?

+2.13%
Sold everything to lock in my gains. If Monday is green, we're breaking records.

Today: +0.61%
This Week: +0.32%
This Month: +0.55%
This Year: -43.19%

The comeback begins

Why would it cause a dump. Everyone already knows he pulled out of the S/P and we still pumped.

made a couple dollars today. this week has been crazy, a slow market is a dead market to me.

Bought a couple 566 puts for monday at the first pump this morning
Got pissed off, bought another 566 monday put and a 569 5/6 put closer to today's high
I feel good about it especially now that anti-cramer is in my favor

Down 2k today. Retarded bull market pushed into my 565/570 spread.

There are probably people who think that he bought the dip. I can't imagine him buying much at these prices.

I lost everything

Take Two down 6.66% on the delay of GTA 6.

CURSED

Play money everything or kneepads everything?

+1.14%. I'm happy with any green days, even if they're modest, after restructuring to protect against volatility.

Play money, started off with $500 and got into t figures.
Oh well.

Looks like you lost a bit more than everything buddy :)

+3% EXACTLY

Banner day to close off an already-good week :)

I don't disagree with you but I thought it was funny that this article popped up in my feed just now.

Nah, I just transferred more to my broker so the loss is using my current account value. Today’s loss was actually 80.4%.

-.01% on the day.
Good week though.

kek

Everyone told you fucking with Vietnam would have consequences

Here you go niggers

Reddit bros, you kinda got fucked up today huh?

+3.4% day
+3.6% week

Yes its from reddit so what?

futures

Bobo r u ok?

DING

today +3%
Week +8%

We make our own edit

pltr ripping on insider info again I see

Tsk tsk tsk, silly bobos. Slurp now while you can, we're still not to the same highs as March! E-Z PROFIT!

Up some amount. Started new DCA account yesterday. Made a nice amount on DECK in last two days, albeit that was a small bet. DECK is parent company of Ugg boots and related girl fashion. I still subscribe to the Stacy Index theory. No consumer demographic more durable than the 20 year old girl demographic, just so long as whatever company you choose to bet on remains in their favorable trend list.

Put some respect on my boy’s name benchod bastaaad

ACHR calls get your ACHR calls here

Whales bought this earlier. 160C a few months out had lots of buying I think (((someone))) knows (((something))))

Interesting, I see a lot of major financial news outlets saying this is the S&P's longest winning streak since 2004. It is in fact the longest streak since May 2024. Such amazing media we have in this country.

What app is this?

I don't know what metric media uses for these. I'm sure they have some specific criteria to justify the blatantly incorrect claim.

Market is closed why does it take so long to clear my puts, they OTM?

I'm skimming the SPX chart here and there are tons of rallies that moved a similar amount of a similar number of days. Maybe media are saying well THAT rally had one -0.2% day in the middle of it so... I don't know. It's all clickbait.

Where my Hims bros at, we eating good today

Tell me the dates

China is on the ropes. Slap a, over9000% retroactive tariff on the shit in the Temu onshore warehouses.