Poorfag here. Saw the stock market crash and was thinking of taking advantage of it. What should I invest in? Or should I put my money in something else? I just really, really want to make money.
Poorfag here. Saw the stock market crash and was thinking of taking advantage of it. What should I invest in...
buy etherum
it's more likely to go down than up. it's a mild correction for proposed drastic changes, and those proposed changes haven't been withdrawn.
if you go in now and it recovers then you won't make much, and more likely it will go down further and you will have instead lost money and will need to stay in longer, even possibly months or more just to achieve that small gain.
if you wait then there's a significant possibility it will continue to decline allowing you to buy in at a large discount, and sooner or later it will then recover to pre-liberation day and you will have made a significant gain.
Why, how and where?
binance. because it will shoot up in value soon
VSAT is a shit tier, terribly managed company that I've been reliably swinging from 8s into 10s and 11s. it has a predictable volatility.
Its going to have another V3 satellite launch this year that will either launch them forward or doom them if it fails like the last one.
I probably should have mentioned that I know nothing about investing, if it wasn't obvious already.
Alright, I'll have to keep an eye on it then. Is there anything specific that I should invest in when the time comes, assuming stocks do continue to plummet? Also, where should I do stocks at? I was told to use Revolut, but due to me not knowing much I don't want to end up regretting it.
Why's it going to shoot up in value? What about it is so intriguing?
what a cute kot
Not sure if I'd like the idea of investing in a company if it has that negative of a reputation.
I would buy Intel, Boeing, Tesla,.Western Digital, AMD. Which are all likely to recover their ~10% losses from Friday very quickly.
You can invest in an index fund, which basically means "all the stocks." That way you're not picking and choosing between different companies. In the US, some ticker symbols for index funds are VTI (roughly all US stocks) and VT (roughly all stocks in the world).
Don't invest in anything, the market is death spiraling. Learn about options and buy puts.
for OP, if someone is advising you to buy puts/shorts then run away as far as possible from them
I don't even know what he's talking about and I could tell it was bullshit. It's bad, but I highly doubt it's that bad.
All the more reason for me to get into it now before it's too late.
Can't tell if this is serious.
No.
-Buy a put/call: lose a certain amount of money, can kill it whenever you want, make bank instantly if it works, can invest that money
- Invest in the death market: watch your portfolio drain daily, baghold and wait 5 years + for recovery
It's not the time to invest right now.
Where and how do I buy a put/call? Honestly I don't really know what that is, but you make it sound worthwhile.
Saw the stock market crash and was thinking of taking advantage of it
The crash has just begun... wait a bit
How will I know when it is time?
BA
3 month chart
yw
poorfag here, I decided to redownload ow Jewbinhood and on friday I bought a put on SOXL, same day expiration. I ended up rolling to the 11th because it will keep going down. Im still 57 cents from my breakeven price and it's already at +7% return
aren't you obligated to buy 100 shares if your put gets rekt?
How will I know when it is time?
Watch the economic whales...
Your easiest way to get in is to buy Berkshire Hathaway, Buffett saw this coming a while ago and is mega-cash rich... when he buys, it is time time to buy
Where do i find out when he's buying?
You should open a Roth IRA and buy index funds or DRIPs when you think there's a good dip or just DCA in
Hes retarded, do not do this.
Where do i find out when he's buying?
fintel.io
Myself, I sold all by Berkshire Hathaway and purchased Tesla... Early 2030s Tesla COULD be largest company in the world
I got some extra money and am waiting for Tesla stock price to descend some more
The problem with Tesla is the fan boys virtually worship Elon and have the stock hugely overpriced... events like the Trump Tarrif Tragedy are rare, temporarily driving down the stock prices of GREAT companies
The truth is, most people will fail to time the bottom.
At least we may get a less inflated price.
What should I be looking at so I know where to check when he's buying? I'm too tired and retarded to read all this.
Hey I'm a retard too and I also want to take advantage of the market right now but options are a bad idea for us, retards. Sure, you could make a lot of money. You'll probably lose a shit ton of money. Might as well go to a casino and bet everything in blackjack it's basically the same probability. From what I gathered, for us, retards who never invested before, the best move is to get into bonds.
buying the dip is cool
we just haven't crashed enough yet
be patient
I'm too tired and retarded to read all this.
Then don't!
Just buy Berkshire Hathaway Inc Class B (BRK.B) and let them worry about buy and selling stocks
No. The loss of call puts and call buys is the premium you pay, if you let it expire worthless. What you are describing is naked sell calls and puts which is maximally retarded. Use ikbr.
Learn options. Make money.
You need to study before you do this, and about 2k capital. If you do, you can make around 200 usd weekly easily. The only people who get burned with options are gamblers with unrealistic expectations. You can also get discounted stocks with them.
With what covered calls?
Calls are covered by owning at least 100 shares. Sell puts are covered by cash( enough to buy 100 shares). Best method for making money are simple, fast buy calls and puts. Otherwise if you own 100 of a share, wheel strategy.
Poorfag here. Saw the stock market crash and was thinking of taking advantage of it
Damn this is a bad signal bullbros
Please blow your money on still vastly overvalued paper.
I will start buying when we see 2008 levels if not lower.
Like the SPX500 or whatever? Someone told me it's guaranteed to go up over time.
fast buy calls and puts.
I've heard of the rest, what did you mean by this?
Buying calls and puts needs you to pay a premium(100x it's value). If you fuck it up you lose that money (can always close earlier) . Selling calls and puts gives you money.
dont bother, youre just gambling on whether a stock will go up or down tomorrow, and its a coin toss. you really have no way of knowing.
Chainlink, how is this a question
Why's it going to shoot up in value?
It's not. Every anon here who goes "buy this crypto" is just trying to get more exit liquidity from new investors.
Crypto is a ponzi scheme.
Cute cat
Don't listen to any of these niggers ITT
Nobody can predict the stock market, you just buy in at some point and then hodl
just baghold bro
normies trying to take advantage of the "crash" is a clear indicator that we havent reached rock bottom.
There is no "bagholding" index funds
If the whole stock market goes down the drain you'll be fucked either way
you should invest in hypergamy
The S&P 500 is just an index, a way to measure the stock market's performance if you will. You can't invest in the S&P 500 itself but you can buy ETFs like the guy said. So when you go to buy stocks, look for tickers like SPY or VTI
You don't. That's the great mystery of the stock market and is part of the game lol
dont buy yet, its way too early, this is the best advice you will currently get on Anon Babble
Thanks, I'll look into those. Also, do you have any recommendations for online brokers to use (I'm in EU).
Questrade if you guys have it
Which is why you sit on the sidelines and make out with options like a bandit
Clueless ‘bargain hunting’ is typical normalfag investing behaviour
Buy VOO at 400 and every increment below that
when you see this board filled with pink wojaks
wow we really cant crash enough