/smg/ - Stock Market General

So if Trump walks back the tariffs by end of week and the market bounces back, that's confirmation that this was all an insider trading scheme to milk even more cash from the middle classes, right?

Not a rally, dead cat bounce.

Greer: This is not a trade war, countries have folded or will fold

YOU FUCKING NIGGER

why are burgers such bullies

i need SOXL to be $7 again please

Uh oh stinky

are we winning brothers?

Hahahahahahaha

BASED, RAPE HIM TO DEATH
DUMP THE MARKET

but why....

Trump literally said he's increasing the military budget for the sake of the middle east, that is literally hundreds of billions for Israel by proxy.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEEEEEAAAAAAN
PRESUMABLY YOU GIVE THEM MONEY BECAUSE YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE THAT MONEY
IF YOU WANTED THEM TO PAY YOU BACK YOU COULD JUST NOT GIVE THEM THE MONEY?!?

No trade just billions in cash directly.
Trade is annoying Yeah.

Of course Bibi gets what he wants Satan

our trading "partners" need to look at their own system and all the policies, not just tariffs, that take advantage of americans and remove them. we are not going to explicitly point out every instance of those, they have already been pointed out. they know what they are. remove them and we will tell if if it is enough. it is exactly what the IRS does with taxes.

mfw Trump posts on Anon Babble

DUMP HARDER

do you have any good chunguses

Look at how Trump's treating Ukraine and you'll quickly understand that he considers things like military aid to be a loan that needs to be repaid with interest.
IIRC his philosophy is that the economy is a zero-sum game, thus why he's so fixated on the trade deficit and calls it "the sum of all the cheating" etc.

TOMORROW

I just don't understand why americans want to bring back these low skills, low pay manufacturing jobs

It's like working at a mcdonalds when you're 18, going to college get a nice paying job in a booming industry and then decide you've had enough of that and you want to go back to mcdonalds because you don't want 18 year olds taking those jobs, you want 40 year olds doing those jobs

The External Revenue Service™ should help with this bigly

LAST CHANCE TO GET IN ON YANG

SENATE COMMITTEE ON FINANCE LIVESTREAM

SENATE COMMITTEE ON FINANCE LIVESTREAM

SENATE COMMITTEE ON FINANCE LIVESTREAM
finance.senate.gov/

if it was trump it would have random capitalization.

it should be

our TRADING "partners" Need To Look at THEIR OWN system and all the policies, NOT JUST TARIFFS, that take Advantage of americans and remove Them. WE ARE NOT GOING TO EXPLICITLY POINT OUT EVERY INSTANCE OF THOSE, They have already Been pointed out. They Know What They are. Remove Them and WE WILL TELL IF IT IS ENOUGH. It Is Exactly What The IRS Does With Taxes.

mfw Trump posts on Anon Babble

I have a rare for you if one of you bankrupts intel

capitalization needs to be more random

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN

With Ukraine that position at least makes a LITTLE bit of sense. Ukraine is immediately existentially threatened, they need help 'now' if they're going to continue to exist as a nation. Giving them aid now in exchange for payment later could make sense if you're not all that concerned with the actual outcome.
Israel, for all their caterwauling, is not immediately existentially threatened, none of the countries threatening them could actually win a war against them.

Our TRadiNG "PARTNeRs" nEeD To LOok AT THeiR OwN system AND ALL THe pOLIciEs, NoT jusT TariFfS, THaT taKe ADVantAGe OF ameRIcaNs AND reMoVe thEm. wE ARE NoT gOINg TO ExPliciTLY pOint oUt evEry INStaNCe Of tHOse, They HavE aLReaDy BeEN PoInTeD OUT. tHey kNOW wHAT theY ArE. REmOVe tHEM ANd wE wIlL telL iF It Is ENoUgH. it is ExaCTLy what The Irs DOeS WITH TAXEs.

so it will crash after the hearing right?

listen, this is the bottom. dont be a retard and sell the bottom. the price is low. you should be buying. you see all the retards out there that keep saying muh crash muh great depression. this is a dip. you buy the dip. zoom the fuck out. you will double your money in a year if you buy now.

CNBC is calling this a dead cat

invest in bananas now

start tweeting pls

monkey banana

Countries keep their own citizens in abject poverty for essentially no purpose except so that Americans can have cheap goods to buy

"HELP YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US!"

Actual mental disability. Americans are ADDICTED to being the victim.

orange juice

Frig off Eric

no tariff exclusions

tariffs won't cause inflation

muh Biden

lmao

once things start costing more the new dip will begin

the problem with line goes up logic is, its literally always a good time to buy according to them, so why not just wait until vix isn't shitting itself because then, according to you, it might be even 'dippier' in a week

Please hold my bags I'm begging you!"

lul

WE ARE SO BACK

wtf made me spit out my drink. Did he really say that?????

They were wrong. This right here is a crab. And you thought bears would freak out.

Sen Pocahontas saying tariffs will destroy millions of jobs

I remember times of israel reported it I don't have a video

JUST SAY NO YOU NIGGER

i dont follow line go up logic, i use technical analysis. none of the bullshit you're using. i also understand how their market manipulation operates.

And to be clear they also reported a cucky backpedal, "we treat our friends nice" or something

today's gains rely entirely on Greers filibustering technique

trump needs to write more like a homestuck character

Greer is literally doing the "but i did have breakfast" thing

SAY NO WE WON'T LIFT THEM

you do follow line up logic, because you zoom out. if zoom out on ETFs the inherent logic is, always, line has to go up forever.

if you didn't believe that, you wouldn't buy it. and if you believe that, literally anywhere is a good place to buy it.

Second tailwind incoming now. Get in before its too late.

Are you me?

shut up elon

Is he sweating bullets now? Not watching the life stream.

mention powell

market nuked

BASED

To create billions

Also, for Israel specifically the price he's asking for (beyond tariffs, which he seems to be planning to have replace income tax?) is... Gaza.
Fuck if I know why he wants all that land (as well as Canada, Greenland, Panama), but he sure seems keen on it. I guess he wants the same Mediterranean beachfront properties that Israel's been clamoring about, though, so maybe he just bought in on the hype?

More relevantly to the stock market, though, the important thing with Trump is that sometimes he gets a weird irrational fixation and you just need to recognize that nobody's going to be able to steer him away from that. He's been asking for tariffs for DECADES. They're going to happen, and if you're investing in the idea that they'll be negotiated away then you'll get burned.

he's getting dogged by warren

b-but the economists s-senator

i've been assured it-it won't happen senator

the p-projections are made up senator

this fucking guy just does not have a personal stance apparently, what a fucking spineless coward. its a yes or no question.

Yes he said it yesterday

Well yes but market has to think we are Bessent literally said to engage in market manipulation

“Bessent’s view was, ‘The markets will keep melting unless you shift,’” one of the people said. “You’re not going to abandon the policy, but you have to talk about negotiating and what the endgame is.”

no, i am saying zoom out because this is not a crash. to not listen to retards saying this is a crash. thats all i meant by zoom out.

WSJ republicans remembering that they still hate Elizabeth warren more than Trump

this isn't gonna pass is it?

junior does. i don't think senior uses anything other than truth and twitter.

Wasn’t China up
What are they saying?

BUT I WANT IT TO CRASH

If prices go up due to tariffs, JP will have hike, yeah?

I buy, it dumps

I sell, it pumps

I open a short, it pumps harder

I close short, it dumps

This shit is actually going to turn me into a fucking schizophrenic psycho. I'm sidelining myself from here on.

Everytime this guy speaks the markets go down.

Well shes right it's gonna destroy jobs
Whats funny is seeing union retards like the UAW
They love the tariffs, but the union members are getting layed off because the car market is about to get totalled KEKEKEK

I bought at close yesterday and I'm feeling pretty good about it.

chatgpt tariffs. what a time to be alive.

chat GPT gave them the formula

kek

Did anyone else just feel the vibe shift just now???

It's not about factory jobs people. It's about not getting into another position where China can hold everyone hostage with their manufacturing base as they did during the pandemic

hahahahahaha, based

No, because additional investment will not bring prices down in the short or medium term. Reducing rates would not accomplish anything

Chatgpt runs the executive branch

JP's screwed because tariffs will make prices go up and employment down

You are aware supply chains are fucked literally GM yesterday

Guy on the stand just said that countries are discussing LOWERING THE TRADE DEFICIT not the tariffs.

The tariffs are not going anywhere. It's a 10% all across. Not even Israel is getting a cut. America is fucked, that's a higher tariff than China had decades ago back when we considered China an isolationist extremist country.

Fanfuckingtastic

If this was actually their goal, they wouldn't be tariffing all their allies at the same time.

Baba is tanking right now, tencent is about to go red.

tfw chatGPT runs the most important country in the world

impeach trump now

and employment down

In theory, long term. But short term you might get stagflation, no?

the Fed is unlikely to vote to raise them or cut them
they likely will just remain at 4.5

The UAW tards asked for this, now theyre gonna reap what they sow

damn, when did all politicians become retards

I thought i messed up on shorting google but right now it's looking up for me

The more I watch these retard politicians, the more the Burn After Reading ending makes sense

Clown world

china uses chatgpt? i thought they had tehir own ais.

Enjoy Juche my American better hope your gdp per capita doesn't join the USSR

During this same meeting with the media he was talking about how Gaza has been leveled and reduced to nothing but ash and that no one wants to live there and Bibi was holding back a smile the whole time and looked like Lucifer personified. Can’t find the vid rn but it’s out there just look for the press conference when they were both sitting next to each other from yesterday

513 iron support
doomp eet

While yesterday ended at +-0%… that is not a good outlook, and actually a symptom of impending collapse. It's called a "dead cat bounce" or basically "vegetative twitching" of the stock market.

People are trying to "buy the dip" which for a short time boosts the stock market. But it won't overall reverse the trends. Especially now that Trump has shown he won't accept "zero for zero" tariffs and straight up is making impossible demands like for Europe to drop "non tariff barriers like the VAT"

"Import VAT" is just the regular store VAT I pay on stores in shelves. Dropping the VAT is an impossible demand as it would instantly bankrupt the country, it's one of the main sources of income.

they use deepseek which literally copied chatgpt

ever heard of populism buddy

you didn't sell the bottom, right anon? you didn't sell your retirement to a jew at a discount, right?

People become retards

They elect rectards

The executive branch is on a power trip run by morons and sycophants. The legislative branch is full of cowards and lickspittles who stop the free-thinking ones from getting anything done. The judicial branch is okayish but too vulnerable to politics.
The founders are rolling in their graves, and we would be better off digging up the bones of George Washington and setting them behind the Oval Office's desk.

He only looks at old data, so maybe after the global economy has been fucked for a few quarters.

Wouldn't also subsidies work better?

Long anything healthcare-food related. Broadline food distributors are tough because a ton of their revenue is non-food, but maybe something like a company that makes healthcare heat-retaining cups, containers, hell hospital beds and curtains etc. etc. etc. Incredibly inelastic demand and raised input costs = $$$$ for these manufacturers. The distributors not so much

I sold my non-401k stocks but that also wasn't the bottom lol

The left had gone so loony that the right thought they were actually smart in comparison. They're just as retarded but they believe that they are smart, which is even more dangerous.

they know what they are. remove them and we will tell if if it is enough. it is exactly what the IRS does with taxes.

This is one of the things that boggles the mind of europoors like me. Why the fuck doesn't the IRS just tell Americans what they ove, rather than having normal people spend hours guessing what the fuck the tax burden will be.

Need sex

and we would be better off digging up the bones of George Washington and setting them behind the Oval Office's desk.

they all believe in the holocaust
god emperor is the most based part of wh40k lore

So is this bottom?

Yes much better plus some Tariffs at ok rates

isn't this the fag that sent out the fake tweet

Trump won’t live to see May

fuck this guy. the whitehouse should employ him to make fake tweets every day to prop the market up.

morons and sycophants on a power trip

they elect morons and sycophants on a power trip

Yeah this is being treated as boomerpocalypse but I think it could be zoomerpocalypse as they are not used to thinking about discounted cash flows, yknow like actual valuations.

help

P-p-please buy Wyoming beef

most people are unironically hopeless and have nothing to live for, they hope for an epic revolution or absolute collaps

Tax prep lobby by Intuit and TurboTax
They pour millions into politics to make them not pass laws or regulations to simplify tax prep for the average person so they can reap information to sell and sell their services
Yes, we have the capability to send a bill in the mail
No, our politicians wont do it

He definitely won't if the markets catch on Tariffs are permanent

Senate hearing confirms Trump Admin are retarded

Sure lol

radioactive beef

nobody wants your shitty beef

if you lost to a fake headline you are NGMI

Yes that's basically what China did with their EV cars
Heavy subsidies with no tariffs so their industry could grow in a very competitive market
It worked so well EU had to tariff them in 2024

Mumusisters...

Uh guys what’s the orange faggot nigger kike said today? We’re going down again

How do you say that word? What does it rhyme with?

So billionaires can profit more.
Oh and so that TurboTax gets money.
That's it. That's literally *literally* it.

That I agree

Burgers are retarded losers who have no idea how bad it can get.

Honor your contract even though your overhead is going up by 10-100%

Lmao, any sort of supply chain company is just gonna fold and liquidate if they are forced to honor contract rates
At least Canadian aluminum producers are smart enough to bake a condition into all their supply contracts that the client has to eat any tariff costs.

zoomerpocalypse

Bidenomics was the zoomerpocalypse. All this market crash means for Zoomers is that rent and housing prices will become cheaper. Things are literally working as intended.

Subsidies + targeted tariffs at a reasonable rate and announced ahead of time so people can adjust. There's tariffs and there's surprise buttfuck tariffs.

Joo Chay
Not to be confused with Doo Shay

I want it.

US trade ambassador is in a Senate hearing right now basically telling the Senate to get fucked and they are not negotiating on these tariffs.

Crash this whole fucking market
You faggots don't deserve shit

IRS doesn't have all the info they need so they benefit from the sense of fear. Self employment income and gifts sent and received for example

non-tariff barriers

um like some of these countries being poor as fuck?

i think its more what he didnt say, there must still be denial about the tariffs

Markets slowly realizing tariffs actually happening tomorrow?

BUY MY HORMONE BEEF AND CHLORINATED CHICKEN

lmao

fucking the environment is GOOD actually

rent and housing prices will become cheaper

No that's not happening.

You didn't get HOOKED did you?

Yes

SPXU printing from my $30 buy

Okay, normie zoomers sure maybe but I'm talking about within finance subcultures

i really hope at exactly 3:59 trump posts 'just kidding about that tariff shit'

too much bacon and no veggies, 4/10

delightful isn't it?

BUY MORE DRUG INDUCED MEAT PRODUCTS EUROPE

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

The US run a trade deficit with everyone because we're rich as fuck, how could we fix this?

Guys, I have a solution

Wikipedia has it as "JOO-chay".
tl;dr it's a big part of the North Korean state ideology. Take Marxist-Leninism, add in religious devotion to your leader, and you're halfway there.

They've got a lot of it though.
If you're not completely cash only and are only working with folks who are also not reporting, they've got an idea of what you've got. In respect to that, they also ignore a range of error in there just to save money, so you can technically game it a bit too.

foreign governments have standards that our products dont meet AND THATS NOT OKAY

american main character syndrome

i looked away for 10 mins wtf happened?

American companies are the cleanest

Bullshit

We're finna close red

CAN THE 1PIBS PLEASE GO TO AN ACTUAL CHARTING SITE AND STOP POSTING GOOGLE LINE CHARTS FOR FUCK SAKES GET IT TOGETHER

Zoomers

finance subcultures

You mean gambling on shitcoins in the hopes of making their $2k+/month rent? Literally does not exist.

Kind of regretting not going all in on puts already.

The Trump administration is actually Pol Pot and the Khmer rouge

boboposting is funnier, thus I'm bearish

Unless you are completely cash only and etc, not 'if you are', sorry.

This is the first time in my life being a Bobo. It’s fucking awful and far from delightful.

Red by close

after all this circus, US will never be a trusty investing place for companies, orang is doing a favor for Europe and China

They are gonna use the tariffs as a kitchen sink to demand anything from other countries aren't they... racketeers

Did Orange Man Retard posted anything yet?

a rare shiny bogdanoff for tariff day

Yes that's exactly the kind of person who gets turned to pulp if they don't see the macro environment changing here

OH BABY
DICK MEASURING CONTEST TO DECIDE THE FINANCIAL FATE OF BILLIONS OF PEOPLE

WINNIE OR TRUMP?
PLACE YOUR BETS

this image hitting the exact moment the tariffs were put up and everyone saw they just took text from an LLM and put it into a graphics designed chart lmao

There you go champ

who is the fucking retard buying right now, reveal yourself

I WANT OFF MR TRUMPS WILD RIDE

It's hard because you can't just hold forever if you're wrong.

delusional bobos could be buying 700 calls right now
STAY POOR AND STUPID

My money is on Xi but the scenario unfolding could take years to play out.

I assume some self reliance and minimal trade sprinkled in. Good to know, thanks.

Honestly of the three big indexes QQQ has held up the strongest. Actually a surprise, you'd think that NVDA GPUs getting tariffed to hell and back would sink them harder.

Shoulda gone into TZA instead of SQQQ. Small caps get fucked the hardest by tariffs.

I'm averaging every day of this shit
This is where millionaires are made - in crisis

it's all me

checks charts

Brother, we’re going red by close.

I can't tell if it's retail or big money, but it doesn't matter: you are fucking deluding yourself, there has been NO good news at all since Friday for the economy. Nothing

i guess you have to wait until close to see. if it dumps a massive amount, especially after hours, then it really is just exit pumps trying to trap whatever they can before they leave.

Already up on MSTZ, just waiting for the other dominoes to fall.

Seems like. Maybe then tariffs will be off the table. But doesn't seem like they will be for now.

Sanders just proves the horseshoe theory shit constantly

ON NO NEWS

good thing the price is totally unrelated to "the news"

Same, and my TZA is almost green. Just need a little more and I'm green for the day.

sold my put I bought at the top today, nice 1k profit

surely there is not liquidity after hours for that, prices are going to go through the fucking floor

And it's far from being as smart, it's literally a chink bootleg

What goes up must go down. We finally hitting red?

American politics have been going downhill since the first JFK v. Nixon debate in 1960. People who listened to the debate via radio thought Nixon won because he was more substantive. Meanwhile, the TV viewers thought JFK won because he was handsome and a better showman than Nixon. Modern politics is just that cranked up to the max.

Did anyone buy stock from Microshit?

It was a good run, goodbye

Are you here to play the game or just /leftypol/?

I just don't understand why americans want to bring back these low skills, low pay manufacturing jobs

Being reliant on a potentially hostile country that's thousands of miles away on the other side of an ocean is dumb.
Letting your own manufacturing sector wither while your rival's manufacturing sector grows is dumb.

It's not like working at McDonald's then getting a high paying job, them going back to working at McDonald's.
It's like being an elite athlete, going to college on a scholarship, getting a cushy desk job and getting fat and out of shape, then trying to get your old body back as other soft and out of shape rich countries scoff at you for performing manual labor.

I'm not saying Trump's doing it the right way, lots of out shape fat guys keel over and die because they bite off more than they chew trying to get fit again. I'm just staying there is a sound logic and motivation behind Trump's actions.

Neoliberal globalization and the consumer driven service economy was never sustainable, and IT absolutely tragic that people ever believed it was for as long as they did.

"It's the end of history! If we build up China's economy, they'll become decadent faggots just like us, there's no way they'll use the fact that we've made them the world's factory to build their own strength as a nation."

What the fuck were they on?!
Too bad it's too late and we're probably fucking screwed. Doomed to some offshoot MAGA Mad Max Fallout timeline.

to be clear I'm saying this rally is delusional

TAKE EM ALL OUT

The chinaman. Both are acting like retards but that's out character for Winnie which means he has a plan.

I see a dip and a buy it. When I see the dip undippening I get FOMO and buy more. When it hits the peak I stop, when it goes down I buy again. I do this every day and I've become exceedingly good at it.

drumpf is an anthropomorphization of television itself

its shit but its cheap, problem is that gemini is pretty cheap too and its google, not some chink company that explicitly states they steal your data in the user agreement

Now is a fine time to start to DCA into real companies. Your being facetious but are right anyways

I just need a repeat of yesterday. I moved my buy target up from 7 to 7.50. If SOXL went back to 7.41 I’d be so happy.

Green for the day.

HOLY SHIT HE IS A COMMIE

And yet our presidents for the past few decades have all been ugly decaying old people.

Only 31.6% chance of a rate cut in May?

Bibi was holding back a smile the whole time and looked like Lucifer personified.

Damn I noticed that also

My puts are printing and my shorts are short king but I still have this Government so much

american exceptionalism

Probably not today, tomorrow is when we get fucked

are these tariffs permanent?

any progress on these negotiations? anyone lifted the tariffs yet?

if things get too bad, is there a plan to lift the tariffs?

has the president considered a 90 day pause to the tariffs?

What is it called when things are so grim but the market remain green because of copium?

I'll be honest with you, when it comes to North Korea I'm not sure even "minimal" trade is acceptable. The government trades with China and Russia, but for the average citizen I think it's basically a completely closed economy?
Trump's putting up tariffs, but he's not COMPLETELY HALTING TRADE so, y'know, it could always be worse.

Is losing the entire backing of investment billionaires part of his master plan?

Ok if I've learned anything from these last few days it's to do the opposite of what I actually think is a good idea. I have managed to lose money both going short and long. I am the top signal and bottom signal. I am the ultimate normie and I get baited every fucking time. It's incredible.

i need the line to go down before i reinvest, these copers need to stop buying.

Priced in

my boy, this winning is what all true patriots strive for

Shorting is cheating!

China: this is the year of the snake

Wrong nigga, it's the year of the BEAR.

hate*

MAGAtards thought they were getting the God-Emperor but finally were realising they're actually getting
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

youtube.com/watch?v=xsKpazeA5L8

Based af.

Cope and seethe.

Looks like the Nasdaq will be red before 1PM

tick tock mumu

Based midwit

Muh black M̶o̶n̶d̶a̶y̶ T̶u̶e̶s̶d̶a̶y̶ Wednesday

Lmao. Any day now troon. Should've bought the dip.

Google finance tickles my brain funny

NO good news

No! Good News!

Buy? Buy

tesla is dumping

CHINA TARIFFS ARE OVER 100%

I'm not going to time shit for this reason, I'm a normie. I sold on Thursday and the rest on Monday, and I'm waiting for reality to set in, because the actual financiers cannot comprehend what is going to happen

Ah yes, how terrible. Meaningful Jobs with immediate gratification and tangible results every day.

I love working in an office with delayed, if any, gratification with roasties yapping rather than working and a slight chance I might get promoted to middle management.

Lmao thee their 401ks go up in THMOKE

Trump and friends will be fine that's all he cares or understands.

TSLZ went green

I called it last week. Slightly green monday, slightly red tuesday, catastrophic wednesday. Cope if you couldn't see it coming, of course there'd be a dead cat bounce after a -12% drop, that literally always happens.

So do you just buy all day everyday?

kek

Total Silicon Valley victory.

I think he's way worse than that. I think he's Nazi Bolshevik.

we're ending at +0

Oh fugg I was too busy keeping an eye on Doww
Yeah Nasdaq is hitting red in like an hour
Was nice knowing you all, I'm OUT

HOLY SHIT THE STOCK MARKET IS CRASHING

Good call, I lost so much opportunity cost holding TNA for two years. I was uniquely situated to know how weak the Russel was. I guess investment firms Blackrock will never go public unless it’s a big billion dollar firm or loser.
So if a small cap is a money maker it will never go public unlike in the 90’s. They will just hold it. So the Russell’s a lot worse of than decades past.

That said I thought the world was going to pass a 5% revenue tax on tech like they wanted to do pre Trump.

This is why he will never be Xi, Xi puts his friends on a leash, Trump wants them to suck his dick and tickle his balls

WE WILL CLOSE RED

WE WILL CLOSE RED

WE WILL CLOSE RED

WE WILL CLOSE RED

WE WILL CLOSE RED

WE WILL CLOSE RED

I'll buy the dip on Friday.

JUCHE FOR WHITE PEOPLE

Business Plot 2.0

Nigga i am waiting to buy the dip
That dip is 100% gonna come below what we started at on monday

Stop it!

Nazbol

I guess we now know what it means to be one it means have dementia or schizophrenia

embrace juche

The market will fight and crab until friday, then, circuit breakers

is there a reason China didn't pick up the phone?

Russell 2000 in the red

How obvious was this dead cat bounce on a scale of 1-10?

Hearing close

Market instantly plunge

uh oh

How the fuck did it need to take THIS much convincing before the market started to believe the tariffs were for real? Unreal how much copium Americans can chug.

pathetic coddled burgers like you should get their asses beat by their countrymen after this week

Literal nigger country
whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2025/04/cea-chairman-steve-miran-hudson-institute-event-remarks/

+

Green day, ultra bullish

Unironically Trump, Xi has 10x the population but the majority live in poverty sweatshop setups. AI / robots can/will perform that labor in the future

no

IT DO GO DOWN

We have been in a period of large scale delusion since covid, Tesla being the prime example, but this is something else, I largely got out after the election, and I was so tempted to buy puts for yesterday and I would have gotten completely fucked. It's literally complete gambling at this level of irrationality, there are no predictions to be made.

I unironically think they were expecting this kind of madness and they're executing their plan right now.

I'm tired of losing money. I'd rather be playing a real casino, at least them I could play the roulette and see scantily clad women.

sold my last bull positions yesterday like a retard near the bottom

bought more puts halfway down from the top

rug pull is probably coming tomorrow because retail can't handle the roller coaster

Hell yeah

Why didn't I short the obvious, again?

That the bounce would occur maybe 7, that it's a dead cat 9

Um bros why do we keep going down?! I thought we were recovering?!

The sexiest of old people though. Trump and Pelosi would be studs in the home, and that’s who votes.

So do you just buy all day everyday?

Yeah, unless it's a purely green day. Then I just edge all day crossing my fingers that I get a dip to slurp.

scantily clad women.

my local casinos are almost 99% boomers wasting away

RUH ROH

i found a vix thing and its pumping nicely

First bear market?

China is not built for confusing situations. they need the ten year plan

I thought about TZA too but if EU retaliation does target tech stocks then nasdaq should be getting raped as well

all other markets recovering

america sharting the bed

I was so lucky I solded today at peak of the pump
My condolences for all baggies

If Trump doesn't backpeddle completely, this IS the top. Will he? I don't think so. Could he? Yes. If you want to gamble you are free to do so, but just know that there is no analysis to be made with the data at hand.

Maybe we could save on their salaries, for starters. I'm all for being ruled by AI if that means those faggots politicians are OUT OF WORK.

What do you call this pattern?

youtu.be/OC06Z6lCB_Q

SINK

house music

Turn on Bloomberg guys.

And look like a total cuck in front of China? There is just no way he will.

TOTAL AMERICAN DEATH

half digit soxl end of month

hope turning into despair

Need a casino for under 30 yo. Nu uggos allowed. Men have to wear suits and women dresses

Ameriblarts got too cocky last night

Trump's first trade war with China unironically trade-war proofed China. Trump should have gone with shock and awe the first time.

if he went to just the 10% blanket on everything I could see market pumping

the market is a collective or retards, that elected a retard

Perfectly explains yesterday's behavior.

The Didn't Believe Donald Trump Again pennant

To the traders who are "recovering and taking a breather" to "see if the tariffs will go through":

Global markets have risen on hopes that the Trump administration will quickly negotiate away many of the reciprocal tariffs announced on April 2.

But they are set to go into effect at midnight, as planned, according to the latest guidance from Customs and Border Patrol, which oversees importing into the United States.

This morning's bulletin "GUIDANCE – Reciprocal Tariffs, April 5 and April 9, 2025, Effective Dates:" gives more detail on what importers can expect.

Effective April 9, 2025, goods from 83 specified countries will pay country-specific tariffs ranging from 11% to 50% instead of the 10% rate, according to the bulletin.

China, Hong Kong and Macau: 34%

European Union countries: 20%

Japan: 24%

South Korea: 25%

Vietnam: 46%

Importers must report specific tariff classifications under Chapter 99 of the Harmonized Tariff Schedule the bulletin says.

For articles in which at least 20% of the value of article is U.S. originating, the U.S. content will not be subject to the reciprocal tariff.

The Turd Flush

It's the inevitable outcome.
Everyone is hurt by the tariffs but the US is hurt on every single trade relationship it has. Everyone else is only hurt on their trade with the US.

Will trump be able to con the market into staying alive by pure copium? You've heard his economists speak, they are without a doubt retarded. Do you think Chinas national econ commities fuck around in this way? Absolutely no shot

we're closing red aren't we

don't worry they will follow. dax already lost 50% of its pump

All I did was not buy. I should have sold.

That's reassuring. I'm still retarded though. I got fucked on my SQQQ, sold at $50 on Friday, saw it go to $57 over the weekend, bought back in, got liquidated, bought TQQQ, got liquidated. I'm not playing with money I can't afford to lose, it's just funny to always manage to lose money. I think I may have a gambling problem.

He already looks like a total retard, he could just say some total bullshit like "we have great new deals, china bent the knee, MAGA forever, we will boom like never before" and the market probably WOULD boom. He's lost face 1000 times, it doesn't seem to phase him.

I hope so but I bet tomorrow ends up 1%.

Ruh oh guys.

Global markets have risen on hopes that the Trump administration will quickly negotiate away many of the reciprocal tariffs announced on April 2.

Guy on the stand in the senate said on a short remark that countries were negotiating lowering the DEFICIT.
Meaning as the graph has shown, if they lower the trade deficit, then they'll be rewarded with a beautiful 10% tariff, which is already astronomically high.

Trump also said that he hopes that tariffs will help to pay the national debt. So they're eyeing the tariffs as a means of acquiring revenue, so they're not going away.

The good looking ones are only in the ritzier ones now. All the lookers found out they can sit at home and do an OF.

Lmao why are we suddenly red?

why was it ever green is the real question

my losses are disappearing...

kek some poor retards are holding on for dear life
Just let it die fren, your only postponing the inevitable

Good question. why did we start green and will end red?

Set targets

Jews are shorting

Do I add more to my sp500 short I got at 530?

What are they saying?

You will be poor and you will own nothing.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
x.com/unusual_whales/status/1909647173450342771

Ah yes, how terrible. Meaningful Jobs with immediate gratification and tangible results every day

Right?
Imagine thinking that Americans might want to work in a climate controlled factory, instead of delivering door dash in the pouring rain and getting mugged by niggers. It's insane!
Everyone knows that an app driven gig economy is more economically advanced than a manufacturing based economy.

Well, he said that there can be permanent tariffs AND negotiations. He wants the tariffs and he wants to get stuff from other countries. He's wanted tariffs for decades, he's talking about the trillions he'll get over a DECADE. They're not going away until he does. So, must be priced in. People can't be that delusional right?

There is zero panic in the markets right now lol

People are delusional

unusual_whales

this account has been posted here continuously since the advent of AI and twitter bullshit and nothing it ever posts matters

THERE IS NO PANIC IN NYSE

the SQQQ calls I bought earlier is printing, thanks for playing!

free puts at the top

A reporter on fox business claims to have heard it from the press secretary. But maybe people aren't believing it?

He just slapped on an extra 50% like a retarded faggot.

What is this retard gonna do when China does their own 50% tariff increase in response, slap on another 100% tariff?

nvidia put is printing

GO TO MONDAY PRICE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

today was the toppest top
literally zero risk 0dte puts

new bread

You've never worked in a factory in your life. It sucks. Most people would rather work doordash. That's why the US has 500,000 job openings in manufacturing right now. The jobs suck and no one wants them.

I understand wanting to onshore critical industries like semi-conductors, steel, cars and ships but these tariffs affect literally everything including industries that simply can't exist in america because there are only so many americans and only so much business the country can conduct on a large scale and even then americans have to consider that some of these industries and jobs don't make that much money.

I'm not jealous of the guys making shoes and t-shirts or the guys who have to farm bamboos and other shit like that, there's no way a job like that will pay a livable wage in a high cost of living country like america so it's better to leave that shit for low cost of living, low income countries. Is the athlete willing to go work the fields for minimum wage or even less than minimum wage especially at a time when everything they need to survive is getting more expensive? I don't think so.

To me the least sustainable thing about the american economy is the hyperfocus endless growth. It's not enough to make X million dollars a year every quarter, you have to make X + 10% million dollars otherwise people are going to lose their jobs. That's the real problem and it isn't going to be fixed by tariffs or bringing back manufacturing to america.

Do I sell my nvidia at -20% to buy at -30% tomorrow or should I hold