/smg/ - Stock Market General

I don't understand why they're giving up their crown jewel by building plants in the US. If any company can tell the Americans to eat shit, it's TSMC. The fact is, without cutting edge fabs, the west won't care if China invades Taiwan.

Is it just oil prices going down that fucks your currency?

EUR/SEK -4,09% YTD

I'm glad I invested in Saab (+84% YTD) for some currency diversification

Western will only have a few fallbacks

Mcdonalds, soap companies, cereal, a few companies where everything they make is domestic, toilet papers.
If this list sounds boring it is, because it's all stuff people still consume in a recession

Nah, NOK has been shitting itself for a couple years now. Everybody gives different justifications but I think it's because the cattle in this country keep voting for leftist lunatics.

China want to transition into a service-based/consumer economy like the US

US want to transition into industrial thirdie like China

wew

I iron handed some ETFs and I'm seeing this with the CAD/USD rate, it's compounding my losses because the canadian dollar is shitting itself relative to the world but shitting itself less than the USD.

I think it's going up because we are going to elect the king of central banking

Art of the deal

Everyone is always going on about China invading, why wouldn't they build in the US?

Out of the US memekaret I would only buy Nvidia, but even there, markets are so short sighted they don't see Xi basically got the green to invade Taiwan by the next 2 years.

Because having production limited to Taiwan gives the west a very strong incentive to prevent a Chinese invasion.

None of the things you mentioned is a problem

They are. TSMC's 4nm process is so ridiculously precise it'd be faster to build an 8nm fab and scale down across years than transplanting the one in Taiwan.

they're giving up their crown jewel by building plants in the US

Plants are meaningless unless they carry the latest node shrinkage, and, see above, it's basically impossible to move the 4nm (and 3nm, and 2nm, etc) process anywhere else.

I think I misspoke
"Do you think we will see companies delisting themselves on the new york exchanges and relisting themselves somewhere else due to volatility, or is inertia too strong."

if you want stability invest in nokia

I don't think they will do that
I think they will just fold if they are small cap
Medium cap and big cap will bargin or hunker down

TSMC neq Taiwan

Is this bullish

i'm sure shaniqua will be handling that job perfectly just like the taiwanese

Is Wednesday this week a good day to short?

If any company can tell the Americans to eat shit, it's TSMC.

If I understand it right they are. They are doing some investment to placate the orange tard (and Joe before him) but obviously the main fabs will remain in Taiwan and they keep making excuses like lack of workforce etc
TSMC is dragging feet on this and why wouldn't they? It's a guarantee of independence for them.

USD shitting itself is bullish because earnings will be higher

Thoughts on Webull? Apparently they were listed on the Nasdaq last Friday and been pumping in value

66,1% of Norwegian export is mineral fuels

Brent has been decreasing in price since the 2000s

Pretty clear if you ask me

The Taiwanese government is a large shareholder in TSMC and could easily prevent it moving production overseas with legislation.

MIGAtards will say they are still not a cult

Webull

holy shit it's true how did i miss this
buying calls on open

They're planning to build cutting edge chips in the US by 2030 or something. I think they've already started building the plant.

Is the GRRR scam pump dump over? Options are a lot cheaper right now

nevermind it's up 150% in pre

didn't scoop more MP on the dip and NUGT last week and doubled down on my leveraged ETH shorts

I'm ngmi bros

Got a feeling this is a bulltrap and we gonna get TORCHED later this week on some made up tarriff news

Why they can't just load the machines from TSMC in a cargo and move them to US?

The plant is built and it's "outputting 4nm chips with the same quality as Taiwan". But it actually isn't doing that. Due to SAND and DUST infiltrations inside the fabrication zone that makes it way expensive to produce chips at the same price as Taiwan. Turns out building EXTREMELY SENSITIVE INSTRUMENTS in a fucking DUSTY ARIZONA DESERT isn't a good idea. Who knew?

Source for this? I know fabs filter the shit out of the air to prevent this kind of thing.

Yes that's exactly my point anon, filtration systems in the Arizona fab are expected to filter inordinately more particulates than their Taiwan equivalents, for clean rooms that are twice as large.

To think they wouldn't be working in an environmentally controlled room is outrageous.
Source: I do medical device manufacturing

I imagine the designers would have taken this into account when designing the air filtration system. Again, do you have a source for your claims?

Looks like dgnx is getting ready to moon again

Isn't it also very water intensive? Middle of the desert seems like a stupid idea. But they're smarter than me so I'm sure there's a reason

have the same export graph as saudi arabia

currency is a shitcoin tied to oil price

this must be the heckin leftists fault
branch out and join EU/get euros

why VKTX just pump a chump

PFIZER ABANDONS WEIGHT-LOSS PILL DANUGLIPRON

bullish af for Novo Nordisk

The leftists are the reason why we can't branch out. They tax every startup to death.

AZ is sitting on massive aquifers

Built by America. (Mexicans)

new Mexico

uuum I'm sorry but it's NEW AMERIKA

With all those shitty start up grifting EU/governments money for simply convincing boomer they're the next open.ai I doubt that

You forgot to add Mantra heavy plunge

How many mistakes do you have to make to end up like this

Stupid question but if there's massive amounts of water underground then why is islt a deserta area? Is it too far underground for plants to tap into?

thefp.com/p/why-i-left-norway-unrealized-gains-tax

If you could just trasnport the brains, manufacturing culture, diligency, controlled environments, supply lines and the plants to produce high end chips then a lot of countries would have cheap RTX5090 equivalent cards for sale. It would be a good thing but extremely unrealistic to accomplish in real life. Maybe it could be done in some countries as a concentrated government, industry and university project (that's communism we can't have that lmfao). That's why the chips are like a strategical resource that warrants war in a strategy game, US is right to chimp out about it but it could be done in a more planned and sophisticated way.
I believe it because even crypto bros know to locate their mining facilities in areas that are NOT Arizona desert haha. It takes massive amounts of work to fight against the elements of nature in places like that.

This is a healthy altcoin correction.

The Free Press

The Free Press (The FP, known as Common Sense between 2021–2022) is an American Internet-based media company based in Los Angeles, California, founded by Bari Weiss and Nellie Bowles.

Dang those americans CEO surely don't try to undermine anything that's european, regulated and more socialist than they are.

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114332337028519855

market is still gonna pump isn't it

digital-strategy.ec.europa.eu/en/policies/startup-europe

What the fuck even is this kek
Evangelicals are mentally ill

yes, we are in the clown market and investors are desperate for a pump or at least for a crab

Everything is fucking pumping

Of fucking course

The flip-flopping is bullish because it means nothing is written in stone, and everyone knows that it's not like they are going to kill the American tech industry and start making shoes instead

Stupid question but if there's massive amounts of water underground then why is islt a deserta area? Is it too far underground for plants to tap into?

An aquifer in a desert is usually well below the topsoil and it's very old.
It shouldn't be seen as a massive lake underground but more porous rock filled with water.

heavy plunge

I think that's what they call a rugpull.

Trump said he was “specifying” things monday, so new tariffs for semiconductors will be announced soon. But who knows at this point how will this affect the market

Does china even have serious investors or is it just pump and dump by the ccp?

The guy who wrote the piece is a Norwegian. In what world is taxing unrealized gains reasonable?

Is bobo ready for my BWC?

tesla +33

thats a lie

buying when the orange ape could chimp out any moment of the day

Do you trade 5 days a week?

Is this bearish

not under these market conditions.
it's pretty much a binary, is trump going to say something green or red today?

-10000 aura
top signal

not doing weekly csps

lmao wtf

banks reporting earnings this week

If banks start saying they are in trouble, does that cause a sell off?

If you want stability, invest in SCHD.

It would definitely reduce confidence right now in a big way.

Im looking for a dip to buy and have set my sights on Wednesday, so its going to go down on Thursday

it will be back where it was very soon at this rate. literally every day is just green all the time no matter what

bitcoin mooning

stocks about to moon on pre

yeah fuck this gay market. i'll come back when retards realise whats going on and the hopium runs out

goldman sachs doing a 40 billion buyback...holy shit how fucking shady this is

do I sell (bought abt an hour ago) SOXL after open or hold. if so do I all in and hold till tomorrow?

Ok Panican.

it really isn't
they can either take major risks with their cash investing it or buy back their own shares which guarantees the price of the shares to go up and volatility to go down slightly. due to trumpenomics it makes sense they are taking the safer option.

FUCKKK why didnt I buy the dip last week. anyone else "stuck" holding cash until the next recession

Im waiting for trump tweet that sends the market plunging and then im going to buy

I didn't sell anything, but then again I only got a little accumulation.

unless something major changes we only need the super tariffs to reinstate in less than 90 days to force a recession after 3 months
we are already eating a 10%-20% on everything and china damaged. It takes months to catch up ship deliveries once halted, even if its only a few days due to backup and they are getting backed up majorly.

stock market goes down

we don't go back in time

still stuck in 2020s

desu I voted Trump to see muslims get killed and they really are getting btfo'd in gaza. Nobody cares and the media does not talk about it at all anymore. You even go to jail if you criticize Israel now. I won

There is still a lot of downside to go.

i bought so it will start dumping soon

Post your YTD

“China must accelerate its strategic pivot toward ‘a domestic-led dual-circulation model—NOT resort to RMB depreciation or export subsidies/rebates.”

From state media:
21jingji.com/article/20250414/herald/9c767707264c504f646f5acad4cd1a3c.html

We are on a trajectory toward decoupling unless something changes.

I dont want to, my portfolio was liberated

Apologize

the crab retirement pattern

Thank you for your sacrifice o7

massive massive selloff

market is struggling to even reach overbought again

I'm telling you, this doesn't feel right. Selloffs used to be bought up so quick, now look at it. Convince me I am wrong. I just don't trust this.

i for one will be buying tsla puts today
i spy with my little eyy a good amount of red by eow

Trump slapped himself in the face and is desperate to find a way out

The US economy cannot withstand Trump's high tariffs.

Trump must compromise with reality, but he must also take into account his face and prestige, so there will be a lot of pretentious behavior.

udn.com/news/story/124438/8673178?from=udn-catebreaknews_ch2
translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=https://udn.com/news/cate/2/6638&op=translate

sowwy

But have you said thank you?

Chuan Pu

kek

You are wise to treat this market with suspicion.

I DONT HAVE TO I HODL ALL THE CARDS MISTER

I didn't know when pre market started so now I had to pay +10 per share on Apple, fuck

Its tempting to slurp more but if the dollar keeps falling it just cancels out the gains. Bought Siemens and some China ETF today though since I think they're gonna moon more than the US if Trump caves.

I predict we will krab downard today

Made in china

Bezos set to blow up Katy Perry with his autonomous space dildo.. Shame it's not listed.

Apple was overvalued as fuck even before this fiasco. Why would you buy their stock at this point?

good morning. how was your weekend.

Agreed, I'm getting out of apple today I think, I've been holding it for years but I think the party will be stopping soon with global retaliation against the US.

Pretty good, I played way too much of this dumb roguelite instead of doing things I should be doing.

Asia, Europe and futures are all in the green. China is is panicking, Xi is in Vietnam right now. Things are looking good. Trump is pulling it off

Great. Finished planting my calusias around my fence line to start my privacy hedge on Saturday. Had relations twice on Saturday (hims subscriber)
Then me and the wife went to Jesse and Mel’s on Sunday to drink a little fireball and play rummy. Home by 9pm. Perfect weekend.

Art of the U-turn, bobo.

Apple didn't fluctuate as strongly as the market on friday. Somebody knew.

This is barely veiled code for "tech companies have a week to get their bribes into Trump for exemptions"

This why I'm cashing in on it, the exemptions are the reason it's going to go up

I'm glad you guys. I hope we all are very productive this week

Whoever was holding that mic gets sent to the gulag (el salvador)

No, 60 year old boomers don't know what a worldcoin is
If anything some kind of hardware attestation from your iPhone will be required to not get hit by a cloudflare wall but some crypto nonsense won't be the solution to the bot problem.

buying RDDT calls and SPX puts on open

Trump is pulling it off

Please tell me you're larping?

Please tell me you're larping?

>Please tell me you're larping?

dont you know nobody will ever trade with america again because of his actions

Why the hell plebbit?

America 2025

Is anyone else just incredibly bullish on Robotics/AI (NVIDIA, GOOG, MSFT) despite the geopolitical/tariff related turbulence?

Isn't Nvidia exempt?

whoever controls the robots will truly control the world

havent seen a single gpt enabled sexbot that can clean, fix my car and suck my cock. incredibly bearish outlook. Probably China will innovate in this sector since they dont have women screeching at them to stop because it makes their pussy cheaper

No. Even the dumbest 45iq human is more capable than a robot

Yeah they are. I'm not saying this is the ideal buying opportunity for all the AI/robotics positioned companies but with a long enough timeline (5-10 years min) I can't help but feel insanely bullish.

Figure AI (MSFT backed) partnering with BMW factories
youtube.com/watch?v=WoXCHr1IaTM

Apptronik (Google Deepmind) partnering with Mercedes
reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/mercedes-benz-takes-stake-robotics-maker-apptronik-tests-robots-factories-2025-03-18/

institute.bankofamerica.com/content/dam/transformation/next-gen-tech-robots.pdf

uscc.gov/sites/default/files/2024-10/Humanoid_Robots.pdf

Is anyone else just incredibly bullish on Robotics/AI

I'm skeptical. It really depends on how much AI progresses in the next decade. Will it stagnate, or will it push ahead to the point where you can get a computer to "understand" the world in a way that's close to human-level. Yann Lecun thinks these LLMs won't get us there, but honestly, I don't think anyone knows. Every tech megacap is throwing an astronomical amount of money at the problem in the hopes that it will be the one to crack AI, but it's a crapshoot at this point.
What I know for sure is that current "AI" is nowhere near being able to run a useful household robot.

HERE WE GO

Finally, 30 min til open

i'm starting to think AI has hit a wall. We've yet to really see a quantum leap over GPT4-tier LLMs. There's been improvements on muh benchmarks, but nothing truly revolutionary... ultra-refined mediocrity doesn't get you to genius

I think a more relevant AI usage right now is handling massive amounts of data in real time for various different processes/automation/weapon platforms. General intelligence and surrogate AI gf meme discussion is for later imo

hit a wall as in plateaud or hit a wall as in when a girl turns 14?

tourist thought markets open at 9

It's understandable, brokers use the 30 minutes to take fat shits and to feed the kids in their basements

Even there I'd be cautious about its prospects. You can't rely on software that hallucinates 10% of the time for safety critical applications without having a human in the loop, which defeats the purpose.

Market opens at 14.30. All other times are fake.

I bet other countries trade with America today and tommorow

tourist here, what the fuck is happening. what happened to the electronics exception

This. Or 13:30 between the first and third Sunday of March.

But you don't need ASI/AGI, that's the actual moving goal post meme.

All you need is human parity in only the domains required for manual labor jobs in order to be a viable economic alternative to the human workforce.

I would typically be skeptical but Figure AI (MSFT), Apprtronik (Google), Tesla (optimus) are all pouring billions into R&D and manufacturing infrastructure AND already ahve industry partnerships with little to no media attention.

Even Lutnick admits that automation/robotics is what will largely allow for domestication of US manufacturing in the context of the ongoing tarrifs...almost as if this was the plan all along.

youtube.com/shorts/38R81esuNE

should i all in on soxl?
I have 53k sitting in cash

We've turned into a china style market where it moves entirely based on the words of Dear Leader and not fundamentals

today will be le

Not sure. Everything shot up on pre market and my Puts may be fucked

Robotics/AI

I'm incredibly bullish, I'd at anything data related, as data is the new oil. I'd also look out for certain policies that are being pushed, digital I.D & Facial recognition are two big things that are heavily shilled by a lot of NGOs. Look at companies which excel in these areas.

Lutnick - Jewish

Bessent - faggot

Navarro - retard

Great economist cabinet you've got there.

should i all in on soxl?

You could give it a shot, what could go wrong?

20 minutes until Katy Perry is launced into space

They really went all-out on the DEI hires

It's worse, it runs on insiders trading at a level never seen before.

i just bought some nvidia shares that i want to sell off for like, 10 extra dollars so i can buy a pizza, is this a stupid idea

godspeed katy

yes. the bulls are delusional and moreover haven't bickered about the news in /smg/ all weekend. They are clueless

everyone and their mother bullish

we all know where this is going

Do you have a source for your claim

Are you a fucking Redditor!?

I got a couple thousands to dump into whatever.
Whats the long term play? Still S&P500?

WHY IS IT PUMPING SO MUCH I WANTED TO BUY CHEAP FUCK YOU

I did the same thing last week

wtf that's today?

buy puts for cheap nigga
tuesday will be the day of the crab and wednesday/thursday will be enter the bear

found a link
youtube.com/watch?v=0hm108LCl3Q
launches on market open

If it blows up I will sell everything, that's a bad omen

just pour everything thats exempt, also dont forget about the 90 day pause

imagine the smell

barrons.com/articles/palantir-stock-nato-ai-maven-7f2bdabb?mod=googlenewsfeed&st=9AeQKi

So, uh, NATO just bought into PLTR tech.
How much are we pumping today?

imagine the smell

i'd rather not

Don't worry Mr president will provide you with ample buying opportunities

If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 this is gonna be a green day today.

You both are right, there's some trvkes in your words. Always remember to be cautious when the AI meme gets pulled up in a discussion lol.
But it's like betting against the market, betting against COMPOUND INTEREST if you refuse to see the potential in it.
Ultimately it's not so much about what sort of a Product™ some company offers, more like how can future policies revolve around it and make it useful to the country and general populace. In /smg/ terms, I see only gambling as to what company can deliver this hype product eventually.

What's our guess after the 90 days, people make trade deals and trump backs down, the bond market hits them and trump backs down? Another pause to keep uncertainty in the markets and allow more insider trading? Doubling down?

I will never understand why Jeff Bezos married this creature.

We are go for launch

fpbp
I'm staying in euro cash this smells rotten and its going back down in the next couple of months

The new York times has a huge piece, basically the entire concept of the tariffs are being pushed as a national emergency yet they are picking exceptions on tech, but apparently glassware, shoes and umbrellas can't qualify for some reason. Also, by picking and choosing companies like this they are literally guiding the market activity at their leisure, smells of corruption and bribes as everyone can be on notice, all companies, all countries at the cost of all certainty and reliability.

this

GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI
GEN Z BOSS AND A MINI
ITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOB
ITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOB

USD shitting itself is bullish because earnings will be higher

tard

POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE MARKETS OPEN

so did i fuck up not buying in last week or not

OPEN PUMP OR DUMP I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE AAAAAAA

You're supposed to use bitcoin for pizza.

for me, its secret product and a trench secret product and a trench

watchnewslive.tv is defunct.

It’s biweekly accumulation day in the Roth.

This is the fakest and gayest shit I've seen

Dump eet

Buy puts at open

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1744637292336100.webm

Let it be known webull IPOd Friday under the ticker BULL and it’s sitting at $200m marketcap

They’re not moving some design side of things at TMSC out of the country. Apparently that’s their actual Crown Jewels.

Gen Z girlies at the office are based. They are funny, they smell nice and they gatekeep jobs from jeets
pic related

POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE MARKETS OPEN

Staying in euros. Nothing has changed the dollar, US markets and treasuries are fucked and its negatively effecting markets worldwide. I'm sitting out this dance until the music changes at the US midterms or until I see a 30% fall in US equities from here

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the...

Biden really didn't know where he was half the time lol

blessed and based

AARRRGHHH IM FOMOING

WATCH IT DUMP

She's of Bogdanoff blood, you're such a newfag you probably don't even understand.

i have missed the financial opportunity of a lifetime

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I BOUGHTED THE TOP

NVIDIA IS GOING DOWN AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEI

The stock market is a mechanism for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. The stock market is a mechanism for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. The stock market is a mechanism for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. The stock

are we dumping yet

there she goes

Non, uuuuuuuu non

Had a good weekend anon?

Did you miss me?

Market is volatile as fuck

I will never understand why Jeff Bezos married this creature.

Its going to kill it by shooting it ito space with to blacks an asian and katy perry. Sometimesa man has to have a little bit of variety if he's a bald sociopath, pic reated, she designed the 'uniform'
youtube.com/watch?v=N9EmmqUsMak

uk.news.yahoo.com/blue-origin-launch-female-crew-110027209.html

fuck man, this really doesn't look good for me if we don't go to tsla 245$ within two days...

panican status?

This is the fakest and gayest shit I've seen

truth

cmon do a shart

Someone wake up the VIX

what is this tsla volume

kek looks like a penis

panic level : 120%

I know it will probably just crab but still
I don't even know who to trust anymore, no idea if tariffs are on or off, it's madness

The only two places a women should be are inside the kitchen and on top of a penis.

Can't he just go back to sleep already?

What did he mean by this are gypsy woman the most intelligent people on the planet?

Me shitposting in smg

5D Donfucian Philosophy Parallel Timeline Weave :D

tsla

breaker within 1hr?

When pizza?

certified panician here, i sold the pico bottom
I lost about $10k compared to if i just held
I'm bummed about it, but I'm coping
just gonna DCA from here and accept that I suck at timing the market

Fucking hate you and your digits, gross

Checked and absolutely witnessed kind sir

Hes actually retarded hahahahaha

Buy NVDL

Down $100 in 5 minutes

Shat'd

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN

bought SPX 0DTE puts and TSLA 4/17 calls

Robinhood told the market my recurring Roth IRA buy is today. The market is giving me a better buy in. We will continue going up tommorow

Sadly, she came back.

ReTruths

The orange retard won't stfu

suicide time :(

"Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

NOBODY is getting “off the hook” for the unfair Trade Balances, and Non Monetary Tariff Barriers, that other Countries have used against us, especially not China which, by far, treats us the worst! There was no Tariff “exception” announced on Friday. These products are subject to the existing 20% Fentanyl Tariffs, and they are just moving to a different Tariff “bucket.” The Fake News knows this, but refuses to report it. We are taking a look at Semiconductors and the WHOLE ELECTRONICS SUPPLY CHAIN in the upcoming National Security Tariff Investigations. What has been exposed is that we need to make products in the United States, and that we will not be held hostage by other Countries, especially hostile trading Nations like China, which will do everything within its power to disrespect the American People. We also cannot let them continue to abuse us on Trade, like they have for decades, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER! The Golden Age of America, which includes the upcoming Tax and Regulation Cuts, a substantial amount of which was just approved by the House and Senate, will mean more and better paying Jobs, making products in our Nation, and treating other Countries, in particular China, the same way they have treated us. The bottom line is that our Country will be bigger, better, and stronger than ever before. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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acame up with a new nickname for the biggest goynigger in charge; Agent Orange

Time to get out that crystal ball

MY PREMARKET WAS UP FUCK

t, only 4k invested

if only you knew

amazon now has a safe way to smuggle-in cheap chinese sex-toys and avoid tariffs

extremely bullish news

dead cat bounce or v-shape recovery?

Should have listened

t.

Fucking hate you and your digits, gross

>tsla

i dont know what a put or a call is

cat is still bouncing a bit more before its completely dead

new tariffs

cat bounce

katy perry did it she did space

He just got a shitty result back on his cognitive test, didn't he?

How the fuck does this even happen?

fellow scholars do you consider the market trajectory to be upward or downward at this time? If it’s upward, purchasing now will secure a chance to sell and make a profit, on the other hand, I shall be selling promptly if it trends inversely: one should minimise one’s losses where possible

I'll go fap to oneeshota hentai and then I'll decide if I buy afterwards. Clarity of mind is important when making business decisions.

disgusted

fascinated

Also, there's a spot still unpooped. Might wanna get that.

Chance of being untucked is now a possibility

What are your thoughts on inazuma eleven? Or is that not really your kind of thing?

IT'S DUMPING

!ALERTA!
Palantir is overbought as fuck

long time until thursday. could be vry profitable

Our currency is still weak asf, bro. fr fr

youtu.be/0oEJZ77yQ7M

any chance of a massive dip today thats big enough to threaten the presidency?

How the fuck does this even happen?

Tsla stock bagholding stress and explosive diarrhea plus adderal and chipotle mexican grill

oh no

i held for open, its cat fs

MORE
REVERSE THE SCAM PAUSE PUMP

What the fuck, it's price-to-earnings ratio is 470?

yes id have to say there is a chance

kek

Locked in 400 bucks already today

Why are the small wins always so much fun versus the larger ones? I guess its because it feels lower stress from the start, so winning just feels nice. Larger positions just feel like you survived a war zone.

Anything can happen in this market.

>fascinated

Also, there's a spot still unpooped. Might wanna get that.

tesla options a form of shit with sweetcorn bits visible

FUCK YOU I'M NOT SELLING TILL IM GREEN

Reddit comrade with a poli sci degree, you really do know nothing about economics or europe.

I'm not into footsoccerball, but you can always count on nips to make Kino sports anime. They even manage to make golfing Kino.

Nothing will happen like that until corps en masse are reporting huge forecast drops. The stock market is a shitcoin now and is almost completely disconnected from reality, it will continue to pump and be manipulated by Trump until the stark reality of prices going up actually hits

it will continue to pump and be manipulated by Trump until the stark reality of prices going up actually hits

We're facing the Summer of Delusion

I meant for the boys given the Anon Babble post, that's the draw of the series.

That's a really cool webm though, I should watch it.

alibaba

Already up 4k today. Based and chinkpilled.

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NOOOOO ITS DUMPING AGAIN

Why didn't you guys buy calls during the dip? The president literally told you to, you could've retired right there and then from a little truth social tweet

Sold everything at open. Good luck.

In the 1990s, Mr Methane produced a parody of the Phil Collins song "In the Air Tonight" titled "Curry In the Air Tonight." Tony Smith, Collins' business manager, refused to let Mr Methane release his parody version, stating that, "This is a very serious song and we cannot see any reason for it to be taken so lightly." Letters between the two parties were reproduced on The Smoking Gun website.[6]
In July 2004, Q magazine voted Mr Methane's album mr methane.com the second-most-bizarre album ever released in a Q special edition titled "The 150 Greatest Rock Lists Ever".[citation needed]
In 2009, Oldfield auditioned for Britain's Got Talent, where he announced his intention to "put the art into fart",[7] but failed to make it through to the live finals. He gave a flatulist performance of the "Blue Danube" waltz and was "buzzed" out by all three judges—despite two of them, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden, laughing uncontrollably, while Simon Cowell called him "a disgusting creature". He received negative reactions from some audience members, while others were seen to be in hysterics. That same year, Mr Methane also auditioned for Das Supertalent in Germany, but was eliminated in the semi-finals.

that's true. Bullish for nippon.

not looking at the girl

Fucking homo.

What is his ticker

Dragon Ball soccer is kino

The "dip" was still 30% higher than my average buy-in price for an average stockmarket p/e ratio of 23 at decreasing forward eps, besides the retard premium was too large for it to be equitable.

TICK flip-flopping between green and red

market can't decide a direction yet

sorry i dont take orders from president cheeto.

Because I lost all my money on ETH calls when his son told me it was a great time to buy

Probably crabbing til Donald speeches

BRAP

When does he talk today?

I don't think that it will be too long before major drops hit give it a 100 days max and probably in the next 5-14 days and its going into freefall PEs are all over the place, the bond market is fucked The US markets are a financial bomb primed to detonate

what should I buy RIGHT now for the sole purpose of selling in exactly 24 hours

Stock market is about to go Galaxis skyrocket

smart

resistence is holding motherfucka

so far..

Snibbedy

Is anyone else just incredibly bullish on Robotics/AI

No, because I am an engineer. We don't have batteries that can power a humanoid robot reliably over an entire workshift and their small form factor means we can't just bundle laptop batteries like in a car. Those robots are also weak and can't do precision tasks, they are memes basically. There will be advances in those boring stationary factory robots fed from a direct current but not these for a while

If you bought BULL at open when I told you about it itt you would be up over 100%

Gave up profit actually because my entire port was pretty much in INTC

Oh well

uhhh XRP

leveraged etf's
those are pretty much designed to be sold within a day or two of being bought.

new bread

Stock exchanges have temporarily halted trading of BULL due to increased volatility. This is a marketwide trading halt.

THAT WAS GAY IN 21 AND IT'S GAY NOW, FUCK YOU

That's it. Large gains feel like surviving, small wins feel like payout from the gambling machine.

Bought a little $5 tester on bull and am up 6% in 30 seconds

i had placed an order but only for 100usd. do i buy more oh wise one???

GET AWAY FROM THE KAYAK BEAR

He was not buying rheinmetall at 0800

Less fuckin go.

Stop spamming your shitty pic in every thread, we've seen it already and are unimpressed. Thanks in advance.

mad because its true

Cope and seethe, reddit tourist.

IT KEEPS CRABBING

Insults mean nothing if they're untrue. Especially insults from ''''people''''''' too retarded to figure out how to blend in on Anon Babble of all places