American Juche edition

Neither will cave, they're both made out of the same ego
This is the best opportunity to buy the bottom probably since the Great Depression, maybe even better than that

Neither one is gonna cave

TOTAL
MARKET
DEATH

It's over.

Basically total capitulation, no wonder SK jumps this dick in a nanosecond

dead cat is bouncing

THREAD JUCHE

Amazing how following the opposite of what Cramer says still holds true

The world as we know it may have just ended 49 minutes ago(for the fifth time in our lifetime)
How do you feel about this?

Why are they like this?

The world is simply going to split. New cold war.

104% on China IN EFFECT
DOWN WE GO

What global public goods are they talking about?

Basically a bunch of warlords expecting tributes

If this was a movie plot everyone would call bullshit

are we actually doing 104%? surely not right

TOTAL CHINK DEATH

SCREAM IF YOU WANNA GO FASTER

You know, "stuff"

He only told you he would 10+ times.

This isn't fair, I want a refund.

Apparently it's happening tomorrow, now...

dollars

You vill eat ze bugs.

I like how biz went from nobody posting because of the email/15 minute wait shit and now threads are flying, fuck off crying fed faggots

I know this isn't what's happening, but I could believe that this whole thing is just Trump testing if the market is real.
Like

let me make these decisions that are the worst possible for the global economy, so obvious and clear that it should guarantee an immediate market collapse

market crabs

Fire up the fake tweets
We gotta keep this day green

so are we gonna pump now that everyone thinks it will go down?
since the market seems to do the fakest and gayest thing
should i sell my puts?

Xi and Trump are gonna be great foils for each other when they make the Tencent Video original series about this time in history

tariffs for China go into effect

Stocks pump

wtf

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Love it OP, well done. KEK

Yes.
It's two leaders made out of the same shit
Neither one is gonna cave

My brothers, this is the greatest opportunity I've ever seen

SOONER OR LATER
IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN (CRASHING DOWN)
CRASHING DOOOOWN
WHEN EVERYONE'S AROUND

What happened 49 minutes ago?

Juchebois in the building.

Right now, there is some maga moron not checking the news or his portfolio because he believes everything is going to work in trumps favor and the markets will surge. He invested hundreds of thousands of dollars. He will not check anything until tomorrow evening.
Realistically there is at least one or two people like this right now.

I'd be in favor of milking rich people any way possible. Billionaires shouldn't exist

GET WALTER OUT HERE NOW!

A TOTAL MARKET DEATH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE GUYS AAAAAAAAA

female non-denominational (((multicultural))) church leader is running Trump's "White House Faith Office"

Absolutely fitting for modern day America lmfao

its over

trading in my SPXS for SOXL yesterday was a big mistake

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Ot6mrjyFMaI

104% China tariffs went into effect

boing

I think the tariffs go into effect tomorrow thoughbeit

Trade wars are a contest between which country's populace can suffer more before political change occurs to end the trade war policies.

Why do Americans think they can win this? They're decadent and weak, as well as politically divided. The Chinese population is used to suffering and the Chinese government is a one party system better positioned to suppress any dissent.

So many businesses are going to shutter because they can't afford on a 104% tariff on their supply chain
Most business literally dont have a rainy day fund for this kind of extreme shit

ITS OGRE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

me when i lie

it's not like the market is gonna just wait for something it already knows to make a move
everything's that's to be known is known now

WHY WONT YOU JUST GO RED

Fox is talking about irrelevant bullshit, he will not see this

Her husband tried to run for office as a democrat so the satanism is inside the house

That word alone deserves you death

Go to bant you uneducated lonely schizo, real men with real money and families are back you Mango Simp.

x.com/unusual_whales/status/1909647173450342771

Try to keep up
x.com/unusual_whales/status/1909647173450342771

104%

suddenly a surge of confidence

Pretty much this. We have the whiniest population by far

Any SQQQ chads here?

megachurch

holy kek

Mmm... no.

I will believe it when I see an actual news report of customs charging someone.

I smell money

104 is such an ugly number couldn't they have rounded it

The chinese can both suffer and rebel harder than the United States. Even the Umbrella Revolution is something that I'm not even sure we can achieve here as literally Trump is burning the entire thing down to the foundations.

Stacy 18; "And my new iPhone suddenly doubled in price, what the heck?"

Why do Americans think they can win this?

implying the government represents the will of vast swaths of generalized people

Who the actual fuck is pumping this shit?

Bros I’m sitting in my tent eating mcdonalds under an overpass in Brooklyn and like 5 men in suits just jumped to their death, wtf is happening?
I have a masters in computer science btw

I am so morbidly fascinated by this entire scenario.
How low can we go?

If you're sitting in cash you're probably cumming at the moment

Why aren't you on the trade floor?

Who cares anon look at the chart, we're going lower

here
you're a retard if you hold overnight though

What the fuck is even the point of announcing tariffs past 50%? No one is making money paying a 50% trade tax, let alone a 104% trade tax.

Retail buying le dip

No one. Open your eyes

HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THAT

h-he is going to back out r-right?

It's actually symbolic because 108 is the holy Buddhist number and 4 means death or something

We have people in this very thread not believing in it even after it has been implemented.
Until blood is flowing, they will have their head stuck in the ground

There's high chance for another war in the middle east too.
Morale will be at rock bottom by the midterms.

you just don't appreciate the sophistication that goes in to computing shit like this

Magamachines, satan. They delude when faced with reality.

Probably still cheaper than producing in the US.

can confirm I am currently filling my pants

I continue to believe it's literally Elon Musk spending stupid amounts of money to pump the market.

I made 700 buckaroos on my soxl today and i'm itching to jump back in. someone talk me out of it

5100 broken again, wew

Yes, I bought, but also I am the ultimate top/bottom signal for everything. Prepare to lose money immedaitely.

but unlike drumpf Xi is smart
China will win

NO DONT DO IT THE MARKET IS LITERALLY COLLAPSING AS I TYPE

Honestly, it should've been at yesterday's opening lows already. I CAN'T BELIEVE the market is STILL this delusional.

The question is. Do you dare hold overnight? If for some reason Trump cucks then you'll get raped but if it all goes as planned tomorrow should be one crazy bloodbath.

Hmmm but le line was going up this morning??

The crash 2015 peter schiff warned us about

As in to buy right now? Or to buy later after further dumping? I'm very tempted to sell today.

Desperate hedge fund managers who didn't already transfer their positions and are praying for a last minute reversal, and also retail morons who keep believing Eric Trump whenever he tells them to buy the dip

THAT IS WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY MY GOOD FRIEND!

Guess they couldn't kill that crab...

What are the chances that instead of a crash tomorrow we see another huge scamwick to wipe out shorts

youtube.com/watch?v=RP0JbwaXJeY
Trump to speak any moment now

ONE ONE NINE
ONE ONE NINE
ONE ONE NINE

G-guys, why is slowly going down?

NOOOO THE MADMAN IS ABOUT TO NUKE CHINA YOU CANT BUY NOW NOOOOOOO

Alright, I'm out. Closed my puts and called it a day.
Trump's shitty market almost erased all my gains from the past week, fuck him. Not playing with leveraged ETFs until end of week or start of next week. This daily trader will be sitting on cash for now, this market spooks me.
On a happier note, my options record remains very consistent.

+175% YTD, back on track from the brink of collapse.

I don't know if he's necessarily "smart" in a vacuum (savvy, more, I'd argue, like Putin), but it's hard not to be smart by comparison given Trump is just completely oblivious of the world beyond the person standing next to him who spoke to him last, besides visions of 'this is what wealth and power looks like' in his head (which is also all cliched shit like 'well you have gold and you look and move and act like a mobster').

I’m sitting on 1.2m cash and freaking out this is bottom. I do feel the bottoms soonish. Everyone thinks 55% crash 2007 but vast majority of bear markets are 22%.
I was hoping for 2023 prices or better yet 2020, and yesterday stalled all that.
I just want my fucking 7.50 SOXL and than I’ll relax.

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES
x.com/unusual_whales

You will need Delta P tariffs to kill that crab.

I will laugh my ass off if dow closes 38k once again. All this bluster, just to crab.

Don't worry, it's going to go up now.

And here's the obligatory hot white girl.
Fuck this market so much man, I don't care if we're going to see historic swings that would be extremely profitable, I'm back to stability

Ok its time to panic
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M SO EXCITED, ORANGE MAAANNNNNNN

is this the current thread? jannies need to whip the early bakers

Can someone kill the cat already?

The briefing hasn't started yet.

Prediction:
youtube.com/watch?v=qd_zs8AwoTQ
Prepare your anuses

could be total panic power hour at this rate

Yeah i am having fun.

Haha so true. I do listen to him though. He’s smart, one econ major to another, and a weirdly good sherpa in down market.
I just don’t get why monetary policy breaks Schiffs brain and it’s physically impossible for him to be a stock or crypto bull.

What will the Orange retard say this time?

turns out they put a tariff on our hopes and dreams

No one's buying the fake tweets this time.

As someone who actually follows the AI/Robotics news I have no idea why anyone thinks these things will be ready in time. Even if we weren't fucking tariffing the parts to make datacenters and humanoid robots these things are years away from being more than a glorified tech demo when you look past the hype

my leveraged vix thing already doubled in price and idk if it has even been a hour

Sure buddy

Should I buy 2000 shares of SCHD this week or next? Need that under 20 price and its hard to tell when it will get there. Soon certainly

It's 4D chess though!!!!
It's akshually Sleepy Joe's fault!
Send more money to Israel ASAP!

It's a lot of capital outlay also just to produce the dollar store inventory. Also don't forget electricity prices are higher as is land for factories.

I also wonder when that age will finally catch up to him. Like he’s way past the average old folks home age, he’s even older than the average American lifespan. Plus his Dad had dementia.

Just set a buy order at -5% and go to the golf course.

youtube.com/watch?v=pWppUGRRHl4

kek

buying now

The market is wise.

AI, sure, but Robotics for factories are not really new tech. Car production is like 90% automated at this point.
Unfortunately the biggest industrial robotics companies are from Europe or Japan, which are being hit with tariffs.

meant for

Already has anon.
already has.

Isn't this the same exact account that caused an 8% swing yesterday by lying

Do a trailing stop buy order at -2 to 3%. That should do it.

what if it pumps

Isn’t Amazon drastically upping its robot usage? Also I’d say 20% of white collar workers use AI now in some capacity.

ITS GOING RED

Before open, I thought I should buy some leveraged short CFDs

chickened out

AND IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

tomorrow will unironically be 8% green
but i think we have retail to slaughter today

my dow bears are mooning

The price is driven mostly by hypothetical "fast takeoff scenario" - very short to-practical-market cycle once the required breakthroughs have been made

Only way it pumps now is if Trump cucks out. If not, don't come to the stock market tomorrow.

And we are green.

No that was Walter Bloomberg.

WE
ARE
BACK

Nasdaq red

whole thought process of all retail investors right now

cute cat

Why the fuck would it be 8% green?

If I was younger, I'd go all in. Only put a third of my net worth and holding a lot of cash.

STOP THE COUNT!

Market expects red. Bobo must die.

If there is permanent global trade protectionism you have got to reprice for lower growth. But "permanent" and "global" are far from guaranteed

I was really surprised he never got copycats.

because fuck your shorts that's why

nothing about tariffs

Kek

shit and piss is close to red

104% tariffs on China

Time to go back to the sock factory my Excel wielding comrades

red

WE ARE SO BACK BROS

it will be obvious in 24 hours what you should have done right now.
DO IT. it is obvious

Nobody cares about criminals lady.

He probably did but they weren't allowed in the media. Media only gets to report on crimes if the powers that be want copycats, like with school shooters.

You will kneel. You’ve had your fun for too long.

Don't worry, Goldman Sachs predicts 6,200 for the S&P by end of year. Not great, but not 0 either.

I have up 0.18%, not there yet!

The era of American economic surrender is over

Press Sec Karoline Leavitt, now

Doubling down

LMAO

and its going red

Did they take the tariffs into account?

There it is. The last hope. It's gone.

SPY red

nasdaq red

russell red

oil red

lol, lmao even

Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

And it's red

Are you all having a nice time?

countries are falling over themselves to reform their unfair practices

See you at the bottom, bros

BLACK WEDNESDAY

"ALL THESE COUNTIRES HAVE REALIZED THEY ARE GAY AND STEAL FROM US"

What is this script lol

White house microphone turn on

Market die instantly

and just like that, USA decided to kill itself just because

YES SIR UP 3% SIR

what is this pattern called?

-4% FROM HIGHS
-4% FROM HIGHS
-4% FROM HIGHS

Josh at Trading Fraternity is on his lunch break, what YouTubers do (You) enjoy having on in the background?

please come back joe

Trump has a spine of steel and will not break

Lol, just lol.

IM GONNA ROPE

crashing wall street with no survivors

living dog slump

winning that we are tired of

Dump it.

Don't worry, MIGAturds will be claiming 4D chess when Trump ultimately folds

asmongold

the 1pibs are just now learning about the China situation

OHHHHH WAGIE

the donald

So how many times did Trump say he would do this?

trumps steel spine or whatever

kkkkkkkkkkkk

KEEEK

Make America Great Again means bringing stocks back to their 80s prices

Bro, what is the point of living as an American is the every living being in the world won't buy a Ford F150? I would kill myself too.

but line... g-go up maybe

EFFECTIVE TOTAL TARIFFS ON CHINA 117% AFTER TODAY

THE V IS IN
THE V STARTS HERE

100% agree and have been thinking along the same lines.
How bad could it really impact growth though. I think this is an overreaction and I wrote a shit ton of pro free trade papers to finish college.
Free trade compounds and over generations is the difference between America and Argentina wealth.
Short term though… do you really care if every raise going forward will only be 66% as much. I mean your life would be near the same. It’s your grandkids that are drastically fucked.

I'm ready for the Chinese Century.
Where can I learn Mandarin online?

He's live, nerd.
t. daily watcher for 3 years

Red piste

heh

I'm lovin' it

The Trumpanzee spiral

not so green now, is it?
oh no no no

owning 100% in a company is LE bad

One Big Beatiful Bill

Is it actually called that???

kek

Twitch gives you a free, daily 5:00 minute preview, if you wanna tune in for 5 minutes.
TLT dumping, $SPY trying to stop dumping.

V forming at the absolute zenith of the crash

what does the home life of someone buying right now have to be like to do something like this

I don't want to talk to Chynah

Chynah wants to make a deal badly

please call

oh and you'll be at the end of the line

China: *dead silence*

ya, it's over. it was nice knowing you fucks.

Bulls are complete retards. Let them be fooled for the 10th time in a row

trade deal is not negotiable

ITS SO OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Biden would never do this

The markets are managed by professionals and yet they seem to be caught cold every time Trump does what he has said he will do. These retards price in every shitty metric. How are they this dense?

its probably just fed blocking the dump

What's the tipping point? Like 50-55?

I hate stock market driven corporate management as much as you, but that ain't the way of fixing it

LOL

Probably just bots. Nobody that believes this will recover actually has any money.

The real question is, who the fuck has the balls to be buying right now?

I can’t be racist, I have a Chang.

Kill the buyers

v

you niggers really need to learn what is a dead cat pattern

I wonder if that one anon is still lurking that owned 15% in MCD.

anal sex with karoline leavitt, live in the briefing room, it will pump the market. trust.

A certain south african entrepreneur

they are dead men walking, i will not be gaslit

its simple. line go up little bit and maybe more after??

no one expected it to actually happen. Trump usually talks big game, but it seems like the 2nd term really is different.
people have too much respect for "The President" and sadly, it's misplaced. Objectively the worst president in US History, by a lot, it's not even close.

Me
These are peak crisis times
These are the times where millionaires are made

I'm buying every day of this dump

The standardized test for Mandarin in mainland China is called the HSK, which has 6 levels and you will learn simplified characters. Search libgen for the study guides of the first 2-3 levels, those should give you more of a sketch of the language, there should be 400-500 vocab words for the first two levels. Download Anki so you make flashcards, Anki's repository also has a lot of great decks for studying Chinese

The mega tariffs will get canceled, delayed, and/or massively reduced at the last second. Trump will fold. Several reps in congress are in open rebellion.

I used to pre-cum at the thought of seeing her tits. Now I can see Eskayuwu, whenever I want. So, sometimes it's better to be patient :)

These professionals are used to have govts respond swiftly to crisis, they assumed logically that they were at the bottom and Trump would lift the entire tariffs
But they're not dealing with a logical person

Time machine pic, whoa. What ever happened to her and her tits.
I want to go back.

Egg prices are down you guys!

.

b-but the eggs! THINK ABOUT THE EGGS! FUCKT THE MARKET

HOLY SHIT ITS OVER ANONS
ABSOLUTE CIRCUS

Futures will be green
China capitulating tonight

As an actual millionaire, no, these are the days where bulls get rugpulled.

-60% on open
I expect 30 trillion dollars for my put

Stonk markets is fuccking genius in comparison to the bond markets who didnt see inflation coming after 2020

non-denominational (((multicultural)))

prottie and cathoid pretending their denoms aren't brown as shit as well

she asked about Bangladesh! based green Japan!!!!!!!!

Trump could literally go live and say hes killing the entire FED, shutting down all global trade and someone would buy

haha everyone is calling us

we're winning guys

No

regulations stopping America exporting to Madagascar

Those retards live inside a delusion

Why do Americans think they can win this? They're decadent and weak, as well as politically divided. The Chinese population is used to suffering

Are they though?
Are they really?
It's not the Mao years anymore, all the Cultural revolutionary boomers are dead or irrelevant, meanwhile Chinese zoomers pioneered "lying flat" and all Chinese women are spoiled princesses who literally will not marry China men unless they own a house.

People act like China is North Korea and Chinese people are used to starving. China isn't North Korea.
Chinese people have come to expect a certain standard of living, and the legitimacy of the Chinese government rests entirely upon that standard of living.

I'm not saying China will fold.
I am staying things are not as cut and dried as wumao want you to believe.

China is so advanced! China is living in the future! Standard of living so high! America third world compared to China!

Chinese people are used to suffering! Americans are soft and decadent! American standard of living is too high!

It can't be both.
Either we're the broke and hungry country or they are, or neither of us are and it's anybody's game.

completely dodged the "how long will it take?" part of the question

lmao

You can't have dollar hegemony and not have a trade deficit
Trump is too retard to realize that

Increase jobs

Advance technologies

AI

So robots will take all the jobs he was promising?

Oh boy

you don't understand. the jew fears the Madagascar because they're immune to pandemics (and globohomo) by closing their ports.

not for long lmao
Buy a few chicken.
Unironically.

We can build iPhones in the US

Hold on, lemme laugh myself into a coma.

The liberation day tariffs genuinely are revolutionary in their size and people have spent about a week just working through the grief for the American economy.

MADAGASCAR
DOES NOT HAVE MONEY
TO BUY AMERICAN PRODUCTS

VIX climbing

CRAB IS BACK ON THE MENU

I COULD HAVE MADE HUNDREDS OFF BEAR ETFS BUT DECIDED TO MAKE A SANDWICH FIRST

madagascar regulators

they are on a straight line to kill the dollar, good job orang retard

my wife...

So far no mention that the China tariffs went in early. It was just people lying on twitter, big surprise.

US robot density is lower than that of China

BOYS WILL BE BOYS
O
Y
S
W
I
L
B
E
B
O
Y
S

MADAGASCAR IS SCAMMING US BIGLY
NO MORE
AMERICA FIRST

boys will be boys...

boys will be boys

What kind of kindergarden admin is this!

shut up with your woke gay facts

Boys will be boys....you should be great full

What fucking sucks is the market is not driving like in the past. We are at the wims of a vague oarnge cabinet and news.

HOME GROWN NORTH DAKOTAN VANILLA BEANS, THE FINEST IN THE WORLD

just a couple of madlads crashing the world market, boys will be boys.

these panicans...
america is so back....

that's right, you belong in the kitchen. now make me a sandwich too

No, you're supposed to buy AFTER the market has collapsed. If you buy during you just lose half as much as the other suckers.

You guys are so fucked lmfao

It's such a bizarre cosmic coincidence that English and Mandarin grammar is almost identical. Outside of tones and learning the hanzi it's not difficult at all.
Compared to Japanese where there's zero relation between languages.

there’s still time! TECS is still at +0%, and you can throw a few dollars into TSLZ for luck :)

Yup, I'm usually a lot more confident on my trades, but it literally all hinges on one man. I'm 100% confident these policies will destroy the economy but only 90% confident that he will go through with them.

VIX green

high impact financial violence

I'm still up 19% over the past year. So hope it just crabs through this.

Why wont the lemurs buy our chlorine chicken?

Holy fuck Korea. Do they even need people anymmore?

who keeps slurping the dip..

I can see it being the plot of a russian RTS from the 2000s