Holy fuck Leavitt is making the president look desperate...

How is someone supposed to "make a deal" when Trump doesn't even clarify what he wants? The tariffs have about 12 different and contradictory goals at the same time which shift according to what's convenient at the moment.

Why is she built like a fridge lmao

What the fuck makes you think he's begging?
Because Leavitt answered a question from the press?

I agree that it's bizarre how he brushes off zero-for-zero tariff offers, but the Zelensky fuckup was 100% on Zelensky himself.

Damn, US already manufacturing (people built like) iPhones.

Chloe?

Zelensky had no chance to negotiate anything sensible there
The most he could do is save face, which he did

Maybe the zero-for-zero tariffs would have been accepted if they’d just said pweese and fank you.

In 2025, she’s an American 9.5.

What deal can they make when even 0 both ways wasn't acceptable to this fucking admin?

I mean if you take the administration's public statements at face value they seem to want to literally extort free goods from other countries instead of actually trading with them
Why anyone would ever go along with this has not been made clear
They seem to be genuinely retarded

I agree that it's bizarre how he brushes off zero-for-zero tariff offers, but the Zelensky fuckup was 100% on Zelensky himself.

Not really. Zelensky was pretty fucking reasonable asking for assurance considering Russia's track record. Vance was the one who blew it up by demanding he say thank you, making us look like entitled douchebags especially since the deal was hilarious lopsided in our favor anyways.

The EU deal showed we don't care about being rational, and the Zelensky meeting showed we don't care about being professional either. Right now we've validated every negative stereotype the world has held about us since 9/11.

We elected a retarded blonde bimbo for a job he wasn't qualified for, it's only appropriate we have one as his mouthpiece.

You know the next cope that anon will pull out will be “we don’t need the world, fuck them”, right?

She got BOGGED in order to join the MAGA inner circle lol.

God that fucking presser is going to live in infamy. Literally just straight up telling the rest of the world we're going to try to extort them. No deals, just outright demanding payment or one-sided tariffs like a fucking mob thug.

leaveitt

more like leave it (the tariffs) in place lmao

Is it a requirement for MIGA inner circle women to get botox and bad filler?

Vance made the most benign statement imaginable about diplomacy, and Zelensky thought this was the perfect opportunity to squabble about how he disagrees.

He was literally there to sign an agreement with the US about minerals without safety guarantees.
If he disagreed with diplomacy and the lack of safety guarantees, then why the fuck was he there in the first place?

That whole mess was 100% Zelensky. No ifs, ands, or buts.

Vance made the most benign statement imaginable about diplomacy

Demanding thanks for a deal that basically turns you into a vassal state with no actual security guarantees

lmao no. The irony is Zelensky didn't storm out, Trump had him kicked out. Decent chance he would've still signed if the two retards in chief didn't lose their shit about him being ungrateful about the US fucking him in the ass.

She Michael Jackson'd her nose, she looks like a fucking freak lmao

Unironically yes. There have been accounts and it seems he only likes to keep around women who fit his "taste" (horrifying plastic surgery monsters), giving rise to the term "Mar-a-Lago Face." It's actually shocking when you look at the Before and After of every single high-profile MAGA woman.

a deal that basically turns you into a vassal state with no actual security guarantees

If that's what that was, then why the fuck did Zelensky go all the way to the white house to sign exactly that?

Think for two seconds you moron.

humiliation ritual. it's like some african tribes putting huge rings in their ears and shit.

dude there is no way this works, the goals of what these retarded tariffs are supposed to do changes daily, and the cost to produce only in America would be way too expensive, the only good thing that came out of this is billionaire's wealth getting ack'ed but it's naive to assume that there will be an extreme cost explosion

He’s a fag, why would he be mad about taking a big dick in the ass. He knew from the start the war was a lost cause. He isn’t white or Christian. He doesn’t give a fuck. He’s a dictator.

Vance was assmad that Zelensky had thanked Biden for aid, but had not, for some inconceivable reason, profusely thanked Trump for repeatedly saying Ukraine shouldn't have received any aid and for subsequently not pledging any aid or support himself at all and trying to extort the fuck out of Ukraine in exchange for not rolling back aid already pledged by Biden.
And for this reason Vance and Trump decided to ambush Zelensky and throw a toddler-tier embarrassing temper tantrum, thinking it would somehow score them political points.
Maybe Zelensky could have handled it better but no matter how you try to spin this the optics for America were NOT good.

Laura Loomer is genuinely frightening, like a horror movie

They were there to negotiate you fuckwit. Again, why did Trump kick him out? Zelensky never left, and pointing out security guarantees are kinda required for this kind of deal to even work (can't get those rare earths if Russia takes them anyways) is a completely valid concern.

too little sun will turn you into a hobgoblin though

TRUMP EET

that's fucking rough

Jesus christ.

If they weren't complicit shitheads I'd almost feel bad for them. They're gonna be actively decaying in a few years.

Vance was assmad that Zelensky had thanked Biden for aid, but had not, for some inconceivable reason, profusely thanked Trump

That shit came way later, after Zelensky had already escalated the whole event.

Vance answered a question to the press saying the US believed in solving the conflict through diplomacy, and Zelensky started a tirade about how diplomacy doesn't work with Russia.

They were there to negotiate

No you retard, he was there to SIGN.
The deal had already been negotiated, and it was for minerals WITHOUT security guarantees.
That's what Zelensky travelled to the white house for: to sign that deal.

So let me make this clear
The Chinese government made an announcement saying that the Chinese people are strong; they will resist and prevail in the end.
The US government said that the president has a spine of steel.

Hey I remember that movie actually

Vance answered a question to the press saying the US believed in solving the conflict through diplomacy, and Zelensky started a tirade about how diplomacy doesn't work with Russia.

Wow he was 100% right and justified how odd he'd be mad.

Why do the Jews want this?

went from jewish tranny to satanic jewish tranny

Zelensky started a tirade about how diplomacy doesn't work with Russia.

And he's absolutely correct.

No you retard, he was there to SIGN.

Incorrect.

The deal had already been negotiated, and it was for minerals WITHOUT security guarantees.

Again, retard, how do we even get those minerals if Russia can just invade again? Zelensky was completely right to bring up security guarantees and Vance was completely retarded the whole meeting.

built like a tank yet hard to hit

Donald Trump and K. Leavitt cold-runnin' shit

If he didn't believe in the way the US wants to handle the conflict, then why did he go to the white house to sign a deal with the US?

He was there to sign the minerals deal, that was his only purpose for being there.

Actual retard holy shit

I'll give you thirty seconds to google or ask chatgpt why Zelensky was at the white house that day.
Aaand go

I'm sure we both know WHY he was there and WHAT he was there for are entirely different things, JD Vance's secretary.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Trump–Zelenskyy_Oval_Office_meeting#Meeting

The participants had planned to discuss further support for Ukraine in the context of concluding the framework agreement on minerals

He was there to sign the minerals deal

refused Bessent's proposal in Ukraine, stating that they need guarantees

refused to sign deal in Munich, stating that they need guarantees

he was totes going to sign the deal without any security guarantees, he just wanted to sign the guest book

Ok anon

damn, Trumptards btfo

I am so glad our country is being run by retards assisted by jeets and chat GPT.

I honest to God cannot believe this woman is 31 years old, look at this, she looks like she is in 40s at least.

This is a 10 in America

like a horror movie

From your own wiki link you absolute cock mongler:

was expected to conclude with the signing of the Ukraine–United States Mineral Resources Agreement

Zelensky was there to sign a minerals deal without security guarantees.
But for some reason he decided that he would rather start squabbling about the thing he agreed to do in advance.
End of story.

Sounds like desperation to me.

if I choose to ignore material reality, I'm right

There's no cure.

The material reality is that he was there to sign the Ukraine–United States Mineral Resources Agreement.
That was literally the deal he agreed in advance to sign.

And who kicked him out mid-way through talks?

Nigger got himself kicked out by acting like a belligerent nigger.
He was lucky he didn't get thrown out during the actual presser.

agree with the US on a deal

go to the US specifically to sign that deal

start throwing a bitch fit about how you disagree with the fundamental premise of the deal (i.e. diplomacy) during a live press conference

What a nigger.

you're by far the most retarded mf itt

The art of the post

You do know Zerohedge is a Russian glowie, right?

Vance lost his shit first lmao. Pointing out Russia can't be trusted when it comes to unbacked ceasefires is objectively correct.

NO ZELENSKY WAS NOT THERE TO SIGN THE DEAL

ok so he was, but you're still wrong ok?

kek cope

Vance lost his shit first

Nope.
Vance answered a very general question with a very general fluff answer about diplomacy, and Zelensky felt the need to go on a direct attack against Vance about how diplomacy doesn't work.
Honestly I think he was coked out or something. Absolutely bizarre behavior.

Honestly I think he was coked out or something. Absolutely bizarre behavior.

You're talking about Vance here right

Vance wasn't the one launching a five minute confrontational tirade over a fluff statement to the press about diplomacy.

I bet he snorted some ketamine or whatever they give ukie frontline troops these days. Dude was tweaking

I bet he snorted some ketamine or whatever they give ukie frontline troops these days. Dude was tweaking

You're talking about Vance here right? Also ketamine is a downer not an upper, get your drugs right JD.

Facebook boomer hands typed this

Vance:

Trump wants to engage in diplomacy

Zelensky:

CAN I ASK YOU?? YES?? WHAT DIPLOMACY DO YOU SPEAKING OF, JD???

Niggerlensky slurring like that one belligerent drunk at the bar who keeps picking fights with anyone who comes near.

Correctly stating that diplomacy is impossible with Russia is entirely correct, just because you seethe at facts and reality doesn't make it ok to project your drug addiction on others and kick them out when you say something retarded, JD.

So he just went to the white house to tell Trump he was wrong?
Even though he told Trump in advance he was coming over to sign the deal?

Can you see how that's like a really retarded thing to do?
Nevermind the way he did it kek

Even though he told Trump in advance he was coming over to sign the deal?

The deal was to be signed if both parties met an agreement, JD. Did you not graduate university?

oh no, the deal was done, and he was just there to sign it.
Trump even says so at the very beginning of the press conference.

fucking lol