/smg/ - Stock Market General

TSLA in free-fall

kek, well deserved

new york

not happening

texas

most likely due to isolated power grid (despite it being shit

california

possible but not enough momentum/lots of shit needs to be sorted out (like total almond farmer death)

Were you retards really optimistic about the pump this morning or were you coping?

You do realize this isn’t going away. There will be major hurt.

Unconfirmed reports of Uranus getting red

youtu.be/RW3GaqJ73rw

SOMEONE STOP IT FROM GOING UP

Total stock market death

yfw you've been holding cash since start of year and every new red day brings a smile to your face

cucking everyone else and causing total leftist death like we've never seen before

THIS IS THE GREATEST BEAR MARKET IN HISTORY

that final desperate bounce of the day

it's gonna end violently isnt it

and wallah, we are going back up

Elon nuked his company and future for this, turbo retard

so futures are going to be blood red after this close right

Inverse cramer never fails

who's still pumping this shit? did he cuck out last minute? i'm not seeing anything in the news

Yep, I'm thinkin we back

we will unironically end (slightly) green

It's going up again. I want off this wild ride already.

What are you buying once the dust finally settles

Always bet against Cramer

youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw?si=6YIXn6bsdJHKh_pD

AND I'M FREE

FREE FALLIN'

YEAH I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE

FREE FALLIN

It's not even 3:30 yet we are so fucked

A gun.

You can trade the line no matter the direction you fucking retard tourist

News status?

This. Leftist global institutions are melting down and its fantastic to watch.

This little puddle jumper is gonna crash and sink to the bottom of the Mariana Trench

they've been doing that for a few days now
some poor bastards are trying to "buy the dip".

He also has no influence in the political party anymore now that it's been confirmed he's returning to Tesla in may wisconsin was a failed election coup

dust finally settles

there is nothing to buy

This.
America is cooked.

Unironically MSTR. I think BTC will still end up hitting an ATH this year, and MSTR is going to be dirt fucking cheap once all this is said and done. Could be a 5x right there.

Does it ever bother you guys how unfair this world is? I made 6 months salary in TWO DAYS shorting the blumpf tariff shit. I pressed two buttons, and that was equivalent to 6 months waging 5 days a week. Now that money I made is probably 10 years worth of back breaking work in some shithole country, which I got by pressing two buttons, setting a trailing stop and waiting for 2 days. I'm sure there's someone somewhere making the equivalent of 100 years of my salary essentially doing the same thing I did. How is any of this shit fair?

WE NEED THE FED COCAINE

You can't stop this you can only watch

closed short at the pictobottom of today because 2 day in a row scampump

I didn't have the nerve it seems.

Uhh why is cnn playing swan lake

we ought to discuss the tariff situation

THIS IS IT!!! THE V STA-
I can't even say it

BWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

remember: tariffs haven't kicked in yet.
this is still the prelude.

Are we in a KISUME market?

thanks to the mstz and tza anon from the last thread. I just hope I can make some money this time but surely the whole thing has to nosedive tomorrow.

BTC is 100% correlated with the market, it's crashing as well.

Finno-Korean Hyperwar bonds

link?

STOP THE BUYERS IM LOSING MONEY

10x leverage on SVXY. Volatility must return to the mean and it's way too high right now.

Honestly just increase my existing holdings.

I didn't sell before tariffs because Trump kept taking them on and then taking them off

FUCK THIS ORANGE KIKE.

Great relief rally today. Only down 400 after a brief short squeeze. A temporary reprieve before the next quadruple digit leg down. But good news, we are now being ordered to burn a bunch of coal. Hopefully you can get you and your boys mining papers soon. Gonna need a weak mind and a strong back down there

TOTAL /SMG/ DESTRUCTION

shartcoin

bitcoin follows the market

COMPLETE
MARKET
CAPITULATION

rate my play Anon Babble I shit you not this just happened

know jack shit about options

fuck it I'll do my first options trade for the hell of it

put in several hundred in my account yesterday knowing it'll probably all get burned to 0

bought one 0dte SPY 513 put when SPY was 515~ for 386 CAD about 4 hours ago

proceed to have an aneurism for the next 3 hours

sell at SPY 503~ an hour ago

pic related

about to disable options in my account and never look back lmfao I ain't even mad that i coulda made more. yes I'm bragging I don't care.

It's not. But it's the best we got so far.

Oh yeah it's absolutely crashing, but I think it's going to recover handily. A huge side effect of this whole mess is accelerating dedollarization, and BTC benefits from that enormously.

Prototyping a flag for the new Panican Party. Trying to make it distinct from the Democrats and Repubs. Thoughts?

Are they finally realizing the tariffs are actually real?

kek

Your retarded the admin was dead set on these ones

Trumtards on fire

The fuck is this last pump? The death twitch?

The world was never fair.

Imagine being someone buying into this right now

What's the next step in Trump's master plan?

never read jjk but nobara sex

Trump told Republican senators last week he’s open to raising tax rates on highest-earning Americans, sources say — Semafor

Is this a buy or sell signal?

Pretty much. This is gonna get BAD tomorrow

it's the bottom, trust me bro

who the FUCK is pumping right now? Lmao, absolute giga-cope. This is the PEAK.

killing himself. maybe musk will join him too.

Fattest cat in the world bouncing bigly

retards are DESPERATELY slurping right now

Are they not aware tomorrow is gonna be a freefall

i don't think marissa knows what a stock market even is
iran war and evangelical crusader propiganda

Yes tomorrow is going to be blood bath

Probably better to just bet on BTC itself then. MSTR is going to be forced to sell as the price drops.

good job anon

ze master plan

You'll own nothing and be happy

America theme: youtube.com/watch?v=tMDFv5m18Pw

It's the equivalent of being curious about drugs and synthesizing your own unnamed compounds to try out

crashing this economy

Biden bitches broke

I wonder if my suicide is priced in yet...

Did Trump die?

Can someone tell me what's going on with the stock market now? I am completely confused.

W-with survivors, right Anon? Right?

Very bullish. The Minecraft movie is also breaking box office records so clearly the children yearn for the mines.

years of irrational bullmarket has made people forget that number doesn't in fact always go up

with some survivors (currencychads)

MSTR is going to be forced to sell as the price drops.

MSTR can't be forced to sell until 2028. I read through their 8-K they put out yesterday, and it's actually crazy bullish. All of their convertible debt up until 2028 has already converted. They have no bonds maturing until 2028, and there's no way BTC remains low that long.

BULLISH AMERICA IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST DELVOPED COUNTRY TO FULLY MAXIMIZED ALL FAUCETS OF THE LABOR POOL

thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=5PeU7-hz-AA

Yeah, 4% higher than Obama proposed, wow what a daring individual.

Fuck is this pump, idk if I should sell this Nvidia put or not

We reached bottom

destroys stock market

now this

this has to be a controlled demolition of this country, not that i'm opposed to taxing the rich but still.

Are you kidding? Child labor is about as bullish as you can get!

...

That's it?
America loses, just like that?

I just saw Biden standing on a tank in front of the White House

To withdraw the tariffs after getting symbolic concessions out of all the major trading partners (e.g, a slight reduction in the European auto tariffs)

Then we spend the next four years rolling our eyes while people extol Trump's economic genius

How bad is it going to be tomorrow?

they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

You did great now dont think you are a genius and max out your credit cards

Removing every politician and institution you hold dear from power. This is an orchestrated coup and you're too much of a stupid NPC to even see it.

They expect some of us in the wreckage

This is your threadly reminder that homeless people and those in poverty do NOT deserve your sympathy or handouts. Their circumstances are entirely THEIR fault. They CHOSE to be uneducated and make poor financial decisions. They CHOSE to not have backups or redundancies. They CHOSE to not accept the freely offered help that hundreds of organizations go out of their way to give to those in need.
When you start seeing an uptick in these people on the streets, just pretend that they don't exist and walk on by.

All in on coal mines, chimney sweeps, and niche industrial products

THANK YOU MANGO-SAMA

How do you pronounce panican anyway? Like did his bimbo tweetscribe misspell what should be panician?

BOBO COCKINESS STATUS = ATH

slurpers... get ready... this is gonna be a big one

youtu.be/_nhxm5QEbYI?si=t-WiuxrJcObRJLHt&t=156
THIS SHITS DIVIN AGAIN
PULL UP
PULL UP
TERRAIN TERRAIN
WERE IN AN UNCONTROLLED DIVE I REPEAT AN UNCONTROLLED DIVE

depends how bad it is today at closing

i would guess the worse it is today, the worse it will be tomorrow

Depends on Trump, will he finally stop being a retard and pause the tariffs?

Economic ruination, get ready anon

how are we doing MIGA sisters? trust the plan!

We should rename to /P&E/ - Plumbers & Electricians

Any other options?

WE GAAN

Trump is more commie then Obama

I'm going to be honest should I blame the dems for almost getting him assassinated twice and then laughing turning him into a man with onky vengeance and let this be a history lesson as a bonus

Send the children to the mines and the mandarins to the rice fields

youtube.com/watch?v=zvVa3W8XiP4

You're dirtying the floor stupid shut your mouth.

B-but I wanted to write poetry on the commune...

slurptards have lost their goddamn fucking mind

Is this supposed to be funny?

c'est fini

he's just bluffing this is 4D chess

Pol Pot returns

I love the fact his ideas have been listened to

let a thousand flowers screw tiny screws into iphones

I still can't believe magatards were gloating at open this morning. he won guys I swear

make a post about trannies in sport

VIX KNOCKING ON TYING SECOND HIGHEST ON RECORD

youtu.be/oCqe751tOAo?si=bZTeO7sGcvhbH-t_

fell for it

literally what i voted for him to do

I want boomers and rich people to go fuck to lose everything and jump from the buildings they own

but muh inflation

I'm already used to living in inflationary times so my life won't change much

god damn this sqqq slurpie is good

maybe killing all the sparrows will solve this?

NVDA got drone-striked to complete the crash.

*SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*

S E X
E
X

I'm not sure it's going to dump. At this point everyone knows the tariffs are going to go ahead, so shouldn't it be priced in already?

I want to learn to make fries just like dear leader

Mine:
youtu.be/Ph7Mhlgwig8?si=jYKNIca_GL7fGjwN

picrel

gross

Post your eyeball kike. Bet you're near-sighted.

PULL UP!!
PULL UP!!

No, everyone thinks there will be a last minute 'deal'.

STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND FFUUUUCCKKK

Feels good not to wear glasses

these overkill fell for it again edits bait you guys way too easy

Jesus Christ

EURO went UP and US went DOWN

It's a bluff. He has a bet going on that he can cause the biggest 10 minute index rise of all time

NONONONONONONON

I think tomorrow there is still going to be despair. There was A LOT of hope propping up the market until now and finally we are seeing it crack.

C'MON LET'S A CLOSE BELOW 4900!

Dollar cost average vs timing the market

DOWN ONCE MORE
TO THE DUNGEONS
OF MY RED DESPAIR

Holy fuck it just keeps dropping

Your retarded the admin was dead set on these ones

He was dead set on the other ones...until he wasn't.

The tariffs will continue until manufacturing improves.

I voted for this though

Sub 220 and dipping

I wonder what Fox news will say now that the stock market went down 2% from 3% up

STOP THE COUNT

FREE FAAAALLING

You didn't buy, right anon?

08 GOING TO BE A FOOTNITE

Holy shit I have to thank Trump

Trump fucking did it that son of a bitch he got us our rate cut and then he can just pull out tariffs and then we'll have cheaper debt, more money AND markets will go crazy.

Must be nice to get trailing stops on options unless you meant SQQQ.

Very nice! MAGA

lmao anon good one
"Its just like Minecraft kids!"

0DTE ARE DEAD NOW WE CAN REALLY DROP MOTHERFUCKERS WOOOOO!

Bloodbath tomorrow?

Carving up the US and selling it to highest bidder (Zuck's META Nature gets the National Parks, AmazonCare gets SSI, etc. etc.)

its so over

bull run

bear market

why isn't it a bear run or a bull market?

MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY

That's what I do, just the same thing all the time. I'm still up over the year, but we'll see what happens.

b-but trump-sama told me that every other nation would crumble under the tariffs...

its already there anon

tomorrow will be worse

STOP STOP
WE'RE TIRED OF WINNINGGGG

I have glasses but they are for night time driving since I have Myopia

4,9K IM FUCKING COOOOOOMING

HOW THE FUCK DO WE REMOVE TRUMP FROM OFFICE HOLY SHIT JUST GET THIS GUY OUT YESTERDAY

Any last words /smg/?

The fuck you talking about? VIX hit 60 last Friday. VIX has hit 150 before.

No.
There's "knowing" they're going to go ahead and then there's "believing" they're going to go ahead. Folks know they're going to go; there's no evidence they're not. Most of them are live right now.
But they don't believe it yet. They think 'this can't be that bad' or 'surely he'll pump the breaks some'.
It can't be priced in until it's actually accepted. The market still doesn't want to believe it -- but is slowly and fearfully realizing the situation.
This isn't some 'billionaires manipulating the stock market to make ungodly sums of money and then Trump reverses the tariffs because the point was to make money, not bankrupt the economy' scheme. Folks want to believe it's literally anything but what it is.

yes, see you in five years.

what if there's a deal in the last five minutes and we close all green and happy

100%
There's no way to create an artificial pump anymore

the world isn't fair

this, but unironically

IM GONNA DUUUUUMMMPPPP

Going full free-fall after the time for regular circuit breaker is over is kinda evil.

Doesn't fix everything

SOXL up +16% during the opening hour

now at -15%

S&P500 down to 4900

10Y at 4.24%

We are FUCKED, time to buy short-term treasuries and pray lmao

youtu.be/ujLzBV2eGgc?si=otzRgtH1h8PePkMY&t=279

We'll be eating beef.

Wouldn't it be funny if another fake news pump happened right now...

Just come back - when I went out earlier things were solid green now its a fucking bloodbath

What the fuck did that fat orange idiot say now?

WE ARE GOING TO ALL FUCKING STARVE

You know the absolute best part of this piece of news that's out of a crazy timeline?
Apple will definitely sell each of these phones in the planes at $3600 piece.

That's the best part, he hasn't said anything all day.

Because aside from bubbles bursting causing a huge and immediate crash a bear "market" is a slow continuous crab dump while a bull run is a short and powerful pump. Also known as a "rally".
A bull market is a term that's used to describe a generally growing market over a long period of time.

kek

clean coal

BEAR etf bugging out and halving in value suddenly

Fucking heart attack.

What the fuck did that fat orange idiot say now?

Nothing, that's the reason lmao

Europe is gonna shit itself tomorrow

t. ibex and daxfag

could be worse

we're all still alive, aren't we?

Nothing, the market is all out of copium now

Will be beautiful

wonder how SMA SOLAR anon is doing these days

PULL UP PULL UP
RETARD
RETARD

holy shit guys
what a day, huh?
makes ya wanna do something funny, huh?

Reminder that there may be a good opportunity tomorrow at open 0DTE calls if people say there will be a end to tariffs or there is fake news you could make big money, or some people just dip buy even really because 9AM is when tariffs actually go into effect.

but I hurd tariffs were priced in

The hopium mines ran dry

sex

one last pump
as a treat

Senate hearing where his advisor basically said fuck you we are not pulling out of this

TRUMP ACTUALLY KILLED AMERICA

I would seriously consider diversifying away from USD in general right now, desu

Intel making a 52 week low. I feel temped to slurp this if it hits $14

youtube.com/watch?v=maXA882m2NQ

inverse v-shape recovery

Nasdaq is literally a straight line down almost 90 degrees now

sold everything at the lowest yesterday morning to secure money for a house

got mad af since stocks got higher

see stocks crashing again today

some say the cleanest coal

Looks like the market didnt price in Trump being a retard lmao

bugs at this rate

Way too late to do so. GOP will be paying for ages for defending this shitshow.

that's basically my plan
everyone will be too bearish and scared to buy buy then
they never learn

He won, ameritroons btfo

KEK

tariffs go to effect at midnight

Why did he do it?

maybe

Gold and Euro

Prushka > nanachi

practical milk incoming

Is Trump the Osama Bin Laden of the stock market?

no they won't, this is likely to bolster supply for everyone running out to replace their phone asap before any price changes

2026 midterms are going to be the real bloodbath

Ford down another 8%

Jesus how much further can it fall?? I know they make shit trucks but someone's buying them.

Whoops, down 600 I meant.

He's about to be with the way bankers will be jumping out of their buildings

2021's high was 4766. As of this post we're at 4939 and have dipped 300 today.
Trump is about to undo the entire Biden administration's gains in 2 months.

waited till global depression now no one will care about Ukriane

Unironcally 8d chess mind you a war will come no matter what happens

its just amazing

2,17

next second

2,46

What

it's getting FASTER

still thinks there's going to be an election

This is a Bolsevik-tier coup retard. You're gay little high-school popularity contest political system known as "Democracy" ended last week.

SP opening at 4500 tomorrow

This is just painful to watch now.

we were at 480 a couple of days ago
I want it at 450 at least

I feel like I can only find this all so entertaining because I sold nearly all my stocks back in November.

It's over

youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg

MY PRESIDENT

Nobodies buying them except the dealers and then the dealers have.em sit on the lots for 2 years due to their 30% markups

the tariffs are priced in

the factories are already being built

deals are being made

the bottom is in

Trump will walk back the tariffs

X country has already folded

The other countries won't implement their retaliatory tariffs

We don't need foreign trade anyways

Any other copium to add to the list for tomorrow?

SPY 420 by 4/20

The expectation is that those who usually buy them are going to lose purchasing power

Elon musk bought the elections only to crash the world's economy. Concerning!

Nobody, ford doesnt sell shit internationally

Further. They have a lot of production in Canada and Mexico that is getting hit hard by the auto tariffs.

So you have chosen Juche as well my friends.

We're going to go down further, this is a real bear market now. Insane how fast Trump broke this, it's going down in history as one of the biggest economic blunders

Me too fren. Feels good

I've already almost made back my soxs losses. I can't believe I actually got good advice from /smg/, fully expecting it to blow up in my face though.

oh my god

midterms? We're not doing elections anymore.

no my put expires friday
dump tomorrow

we're all still alive, aren't we?

There are fates worse than death. But at least we can see it all crumble together.

Bought 5 SPXS 9$ Calls yesterday

Bought 3 more this morning

+400$ 50%

What if he actually works for the russians and this was all planned since the 80s

it honestly probably annoys him that the market went up at all under biden, I could see the target being to wipe out any biden gains to claim as his own

Holy shit

uhh, guys??

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

And just like that the Great Satan is gaaaaaaaaaaaannnn

X country has already folded

and this was a lie. they tried to make countries to fold by saying others have folded

My account was down 35% this morning, said fuck it, went all in on my puts and went back to sleep. It's bear season

he will be remembered as the biggest doofus of the early 21st century, if any records survive, that is

Yes

40% of Ford sales are outside of North America

Everything will be okay when the Patriots attack.

Going long on volatility since april 4th was a no brainer for me

Lol, lmao

Make that 800. Well you gotta admit, if nothing else, this is hilarious. Farewell, comfortable future!

States run the elections

Nothing
People are finally starting to realize that the tariffs are actually going to happen

Something something fake and gay market that's not the real economy but still it needed a yuge correction

The only real coping mechanism I have is that it's not going to happen yet, because Trump is 78 years old. Its more than likely that his body gives out because of all the mcdonalds he eats, and people are finally going to realize

Oh fuck, MIGA only made my livelyhood worse.

reddit was right all along

Don't worry guys, Zimbabwe folded. Don Trump back at it again!

We're going back to what we were in pre-market monday and potentially even lower. Easiest shorts of your lives, I hope you didn't miss it

oil prices are in the dumpster and sinking, your whole economy is toast

My nvdia put offset the loss of my ford stocks.

Now the plan is to baghold ford till the next elections.

TSLA gigadumping lmao

Stocks were higher at Biden's inauguration than in mid 2022 as well. These moves happen.

Working for the Russians

See I would agree but I somehow remember Gorbby destroyed the USSR all on his own

oil and gas dropping

not really

god I'm hard

I fucking kneel. But watch out for your oil revenue bro

Trump starts the oblast of Amerika's war against Iran

Now I truly kneel.

FUCK YOU

Retard confirmed they weren't backing down on the now 100%+ china tariffs. The fuck happened to those "high pressure negotiation tactics" MAGAts were ranting about this whole time?

Why is Xiaomi up 3%? Should I wait until tomorrow to buy? American stocks are tumbling. Apple looks especially bad. Will they recover?
Do Rightists have any institutions? Does twitter count?

back to 490

the world is healing

Too bad

I can't wait to hold these bags for another 2-4 years until they get all of the MIGA Republicans out

any vol farmers?
what's your vix call for tomorrow?
planning to do overnight short as a gamble on trump pussying out last minute

YOU JUST KEEP ME HANGING OOOON

It is honestly insane that they didn't dump earlier. Musk literally had a bitch fight with Trump about the tariffs. Why did he do that if not because the tariffs are going to rape his company?

Don't worry my friends, soon we will join the booming internal economies of:

Genocide Era Cambodia
Great Leap Forward china
North Korea
Eritrea

This is a fantastic BUY SIGNAL!

Did you buy Ford when they were up at $14+?
Just DCA

can't wait to buy more XOM and COP

Because it was down over 20%

What's the latest cope?

STOCK MARKET FUNDING DOT COM TOLD US IT WAS COMING

STOCK MARKET FUNDING DOT COM TOLD US IT WAS COMING

STOCK MARKET FUNDING DOT COM TOLD US IT WAS COMING

STOCK MARKET FUNDING DOT COM TOLD US IT WAS COMING

JUST IN: White House says Trump believes the US has capability to make iPhones.

Should I sell half at market close and lock in some gains or hold all of it for tomorrow

bobo'd

a narcissistic senile retard keeps crashing everything and nobody has the gall to call him out

watching the US commit sudoku is kind of funny ngl

50% more tarriffs on china.

Cmon give me a minsky moment fuckers

You really think that's going to stop this President, who is already flagrantly ignoring the other 'two equal branches of government' and whose press sec is out there saying today 'we're looking in to how to deport AMERICAN CITIZENS' (but for only the big crimes promise teehee)

cunny

Earnings are going to be shit, people must know that.

Xiaomi is one of biggest phone exporters to world outside of USA. Apple getting buttfucked by circumstances is bullish for them.

sex x2

There will be elections, don't worry

All part of Trumps plan

Losing means youre winning

HANK TOUGH

Ume-chan... please comfort me...

Turns out threatening to blow your own brains out is a bad negotiation strategy.

EVEN CRAMER DOESNT KNOW WHATS GOIN ON

BREAKING: U.S. memory chipmaker Micron Technology has told U.S. customers it plans to impose a surcharge on some products from Wednesday to account for new US tariffs - Reuters

US IS BACK BABY

its a beautiful color, they call it red. an old fashioned term but a beautiful one. red, such an amazing color, maybe the greatest of them all

Lol, at least he's fucked as a parting gift from America. Small consolation though

Temporary pain before huge winning

She will correct you.

i have seen some magatards unironically start saying it doesn't matter if the US defaults on its debt

Yeah? He doesnt give a fuck about Congress races, he literally thinks if you cant win in a congressional race youre a retarded loser who deserves it

ORANGE TUESDAY!

winning
so much winning

Cost of everything on Amazon to double in 10 hours. QQQ and SPY down 2%.
WHAT IS GOING ON AND WHAT IS BOTTOM?

+ if it's public he's probably out of better options

Are we going to have another "THEY KNOW NOTHING" Cramer moment? That's your buy signal when he loses shit live on air

Kek

MAGA Maoism.
What an incredible time to be alive

EVERY RED TICK IS A NEW 1 YEAR LOWEST POINT

TOTAL BOBO VICTORY

Source on the citizens thing? Haven't seen that.

Notice how the only companies that are suffering big drawdowns are liberal companies (i.e. companies that publicly have aligned with leftist policies) that support globohomo.

that green candle

clown moment

Haha

THERE ARE EVEN BEARS GROWING FROM THE TREES

how do I invest in these creatures?

Someone just cashed out

Woooo some bulls not quite dead yet

Wtf was that jump

imagine the power of that slurp
sucking the cum right out of your nuts

3 or 5 minute charts this current market is printing moneys by adaptive trend following algo strategies. but it would be full time work to trade 12 hours day

umm wtf

Mark my words: Even if the midterms are a historic bloodbath which grants Dems 4/5ths of the House *AND* Senate *AND* they impeach AND indict him:
He will say 'fuck you' and literally just deport all of the Senators who told him to fuck off. Hitler didn't care about the races, he cared about who was loyal to him. History is rhyming.

LOL WHO IS BUYING

we're so back!

Big short being closed.

WARNING I HAVE INSIDER INFORMATIONS CONFIRMING THAT THE STOCK MARKET WAS A BULLTRAP ALL ALONG

We should take out all our money from the banks

companies that have greater international exposure and sales/alignment are going down more when the global economy is shot in the head

MAGA's greatest economist folks.

They will be cheap under American Juche

the red deer 2.0 screencap that got spammed on Anon Babble

you're a tranny

dying for israel will save the west

gem video
it was inevitable

maga communism was real this whole time

based
NEW COPE JUST DROPPED

DOUBLE BOTTOM
PUMP IT

People excited for the revitalized coal industry Trump is announcing now.

just deport all of the Senators

he's literally not the president if they indict him bro

Someone finally sold kek

Hitler

This nigga is a commie Hitler at least had to win and then pass a law banning elections

GIRKIN SAMA
SAVE ME

shhhhhhhhh
shhhhhhh
stop struggling
just stop
shhhh

haha that's a good one, lets do that

I have a 7 tick NQ chart and three moving averages and the market is mine.

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BOOMERS?!!

EOD PUMP

Trump has dementia bro calm down
He didnt even care the Republicans lost the supreme court majority in Wisconsin

in this glorious hour we are all girken

This, tell the MAGAtards the banks are collapsing due to tariffs

fuck all of you american retards, have fun living in the pod and sewing new nikes for tyrone

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

retiring NOW

having equity exposure

total credit union victory

total boomer death

Pull yourself up by you bootstraps faggot.

Today's press conference. I listened live; it was near the end before she started talking about 'beautiful clean coal'.
There was a lot of 'we're looking into it and we don't know if it's legal but we'd like to do it but we super-duper-pinky-promise we won't abuse that power definitely' hem-hawwing around it but the point's the same:
They are, right now, considering how to blackbag anyone who resists and throw them to El Salvador -- or anywhere, really -- with zero due process, the excuse being 'lel, lmao, well just like appeal your case after we've already thrown you over into a slave mine you still have that right kek'.

the fuck was that pump
did he give up on the tariffs at the last minute?

20/30 yr olds that still NEETing with parents

voting to obliterate their parent's wealth

They didn't think this through.

I truly can not overstate the damage that man did to the world. I war not with the dead, but the one exception. Absolute Rest in Piss faggot. I hate Russians so much.

To be fair their parents voted for it too

don't boomers overwhelmingly vote red? lmao they deserve it

he still lives at home with mommy

It's really no wonder you can't find a gf anon

Anon, he's gone.

2002

2008

2012

2020

2025

Boomers don't have any fucking money either.

I got out and put shorts on the market and made it through this crash in the black while WFH with mommy and daddy. A gf would just weigh me down.

They've already surrendered in advance, bro.

It's just a bad dream... things will get better

It was a solid point on Nas but not that solid.
S2 pivot on 4 hour chart.
But that means it was many other things as well.

I like how the creators an obvious pedophile but all the fans pretend not to care. Honestly best Anime ever made.

Killing yourself is always free :)

cope however you want bro, this guy isn't lasting past next year

Nope boomers voted blue

The bakemonogatari animes are overtly pedophilic, but people just ignore THOSE parts because it's a cool series kek

Generally this graph is global

not care

fuck off hagfucker

ignore

they fucking didn't

It's not as bad as one might think. Russia has been hard at work trying to reduce the importance of oil for government revenue

"In general, we are trying at this time to minimise the influence of oil prices on the budget. Whereas a few years ago this indicator stood at 35%-40%, in 2025 it will dip to 27% and in 2027 to 23%."

reuters.com/business/energy/russia-reducing-share-budget-revenue-gas-oil-minister-says-2024-10-10/

I keep hearing the 65+ has gone liberal but I just don’t believe it. Especially as it’s not budging the elections.
t. Elder Millennial Neoliberal.

If you look at anti Musk protests they are all over 40+ younger generations don't like the left in general

Kek

I’m buying soxl like a tranny THATS IT
IVE FUCKING HAD IT
IVE WATCHED THIS MOTHERFUCKER CRASH TWICE AND TOUCH 60 TWICE
SAT ON THE SIDELINES LIKE A PUSSY
ENOUGH
IM PUTTING ALL MY SAVING IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND WAITING FOR THE NEXT JUICY 60
I DONT CARE ANYMORE
question for you fags, I’m cool with buying up at 8 but should I dca some of it on the possibility it touches 6 maybe even 5?

You should always dollar cost average and accept you are going to get fucked.
Welcome to club SOXL sister! I got a 1M order set a 7.50.

Exit polls showed the 60+ plus as the only the left wing voting demographic by age

I just don’t believe it, both that they are liberal and that 60 yrold aren’t getting there way in elections. The US budget is designed for that all powerful voter base.

This is a bot.

That's how much power old people have i guess. They can still have a big showing

No, this is the pricing in.

lmao

He's right. Boomers all voted Biden. Gen Z and Gen X all voted Trump. Millenials were a mixed bag, though their support for Trump was up versus his first term, while Boomer support for Trump was down since his first term. Probably because these old fucks were mad we didn't want to be locked down in our houses over a cold to protect their asses 5 years ago. Biden Boomers are reaping their karma on their 401k's right now, payback is a bitch. That's why these lame protests are full of all 70 year old geriatrics.

The best time for a hot war with china is now, the next best time is tomorrow.

Unironically yes, valuations are still retardedly high based on gay numbers.

I say gongo, you say: