/smg/ - Stock Market General

Isn't the first one supposed to be free?? They told me the first one is free!

bring back factory jobs

americans expected to work factory job for chinese bug wages

This is just loony! No one is gonna want to work for shit wages, which means the price of goods made in the US are gonna be giga

liquidate

You guys are holding cash right now?
You realize DXY is down 2%, right?

I had cash but the IRS beat me up and took it all

If I had any money in the stock market, I would've liquidated the moment Trump was asked whether or not he cared about the market affects and he said "no". That was several weeks ago. Also when the President and those around him openly said there would be a "temporary" downturn.

If the President is openly saying he doesn't give a shit about the market, isn't that the strongest sell signal you can possibly have?

Factory jobs in the US are protected under unions
I look forward to my 34$/hr job where I screw in a single part each day before before heading home.

Holding EUR, and my EU DEF stonks closed green. Feels good.

based. I'm holding some yen.

same bro, I'm just here to watch the meltdown

Why does everyone tariff our stuff so much then? Why don't they drop theirs if they're bad for their economy?

Under tariffs, your $34/hr. will buy you the equivalent of a 1970's Soviet factory worker's living standards. I don't know how this President thought it'd be a good idea to tax our imports before solving even one of the many structural issues America has: housing, car prices and automobile insurance rates, healthcare, K-12 education, university education, etc. etc.

The economic system is rotten almost to the core and he is expecting it to hold the weight of massive tariffs as well.

RIGHT THREAD :

Tariffs can be used to keep domestic production safe. It does not build what you do not have.

And are they even "allies" if they want to punish the US with tariffs?

will buy you the equivalent of a 1970's Soviet factory worker's living standards

If only lmao. Somehow I don't think Americans will be getting free healthcare and college tuition.

Why don't they drop theirs if they're bad for their economy?

Because they are corrupt. Tariffs disadvantage the consumer and benefit special interest groups who pay politicians to implement them via lobbyists.

If the government wants domestic production of something for strategic reasons it should issue subsidies and contracts to purchase such things domestically. The U.S. already does this with federal grants and purchase programs : essentially, almost everything the federal government buys must be made in the USA. But instead it's wanting to pilfer us on a massive level to give money to corrupt special interests, just like these third world countries.

The countries with the highest degrees of protection are the most corrupt. In Brazil they have like 3,000% tariffs on game consoles. Hasn't helped their game industry or economy much, has it?

guys i already lost all of my savings... i have only about 60 bucks left (i live in a shithole), i dont wanna play 'gambling' anymore. help me, what do i put my money for long term investment? how do i make a come back? the market is so unstable that every move i make goes against me ;c

I expected most of these threads to suck Trump's dick (or just not have any opinion), but there was an unexpected number of posters with TDS in the last few days. Shows that a large number here are midwits, no better than asking random guy on the street. I'll stick to advice from dogs on twitter instead.

finna buy sum ass and pee 500 and let dat homie sit for 20 years, mang

is it time to buy or what should we do now?

in a stock market thread

expect people to praise trump when he's causing it to tank

are you a nigger by chance?

And are they even "allies" if they want to punish the US with tariffs?

Clearly the US is not an ally any longer.

Why does everyone tariff our stuff so much then?

Nobody does that? Most tariffs are 2-5%. A Harley-Davidson is slightly more expensive in Europe, sure. But people buy it anyway, because it's an exciting motorcycle. American beer costs a bit more, sure. but people buy it anyway because they're curious and they want to try.

2-5% = "yeah ok it comes from the US, they had a lot of costs and risks along the way, makes sense"
40% = "fuck no, get rekt"

we are just getting started

I'm applying my market philosophy to my life.

You see, my wife just had a baby and seems less interested in sex. She's very traditional*, 9/10 looks even post-baby. Anyway, I'm thinking of telling her I want to open up the marriage so she can see what she's missing.

Short term, I'm willing to suffer. Once she gives into my demands, I can always tell her I wasn't being serious and patch things up no problem. If she does agree to it, I think in the long term I'll end up dating tons of young women and probably some sort of harem situation will develop, so the few times she dates other dudes early on will be worth it.

Thoughts fellas?

*I came into the marriage with a lot of assets and the family business but decided against a prenup. We are trad like that.

As a Eurochad I hope trump shits his guts out and dies

Harley has lost 40% in sales in Europe since 2020, roughly the same in Asia Pacific and Latin America. Nobody gives a fuck about American beer

THE EUROTRANNIES ARE CRASHING OUR MARKETS FULL WAR NOW DEFEND RUSSIA AND REMOVE RUSSIAN SANCTIONS

/smg/ splitting like /uhg/ and /chug/

kek

I bet you do, and as an American (who comes from America which is actually a superpower unlike you regional power at best EU faggots) it's really funny watching you smug faggots cry and seethe.

Enjoy the economic meltdown faggot. You voted for this retard to fist you with a razor, so you better enjoy it.

Lmao keep seething bud.
You yuropeeons are like a children throwing a temper tantrum over big daddy USA cutting their credit card off. It's not a good look.

Have a nice day :^)

What are we slurping today, boys?

I think the market would have a lot more faith in Trump if he would just explain what his plan and goal is. It comes off as totally aimless and what he seeks isn't exactly clear, especially after seeing him not remove Israels tariffs and they dropped theirs.

Calls have been going up even when the price declines this week. Something is up

/smg/ - Anon Babbletranny Edition

posted too late

fuck off faggot

REAL THREAD HERE

REAL THREAD HERE

REAL THREAD HERE

Real /smg/ is on Anon Babble
Always has been, Anon Babble is just for shitposting.

moment Trump was asked whether or not he cared about the market affects

All politicians play games, redirect, fight with each other. When Trump says he is doing something many politicians and the media try to fight him. Not saying he is right or wrong, but he knows he has to be careful, strategic, and play his own games, and he has beaten them badly. Give a stock market crash a chance.

I want to talk about flags and post porn

I want to talk about stocks and making money.
Anon Babble just whines about LE DRUMPF because of all the leddit transplants that haven't left since the GME bullshit

With everything crashing what do you guys recommend buying now? Apple? Palantir?

LE DRUMPF is shitting the market

Yes and Anon Babble is discussing what they want to slurp while Anon Babble whines about how unfair everything is. That is exactly my point.

Poor fag europoor here, convince me not to buy 100 ford stocks so I can sell calls

Berkshire Hathaway B to hold forever

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING TRUMP WE CANT HAVE A REASONABLE MARKET THAT MAKES SENSE WE NEED MORE BIDEN INFLATION ARTIFICIAL PUMPING ONLYFANS GOOGLE APPLE AI INSTAGRAM DISNEY PLUS ECONOMY

this but unironically

How the fuck does he do it

This. If all this shit crashes who's going to make our BNWO stuff?? I'm literally shaking right now.

brought up blacked shit unprovoked

mutts law

pol tourists are obsessed with black dicks, trannies, and sucking their cult leaders cock on every board besides their containment
it's some form of exhibitionism

Who has the biggest (realized or unrealized) loss today?

trump is so cool. every day he manages to make me smile

As a Eurochad I hope trump shits his guts out and dies

Euros are pathetic. We let you get away with one sided tariffs against the USA for 100 years. Now that we want to level the playing field in order to straighten out our economy you cry like little Fags. Run along you little squealing pig

The only freeloading faggots are the big tech not paying any taxes behind their 9000 tax haven proxies, THOUGHEVER.

unprovoked

literally discussing the inflated Jewish economy

????

Intel rocketed back up 5 cents above my buy order

REEEEEEE

Dafuq. I went all in on stocks in February after waiting for a market crash for months. Fuck my life

iktf

I was going to put it higher but 20.80 gave me a nice round 3000 shares with the cash I had on hand.

Dafuq. I went all in on stocks in February after waiting for a market crash for months. Fuck my life

Hey man, you don't loose money if you don't sell it. Hold until it recovers.

Doesn't he just hold cash right now? He sold off in the last 1-2 years.

The markets are actually not going down that much compared to how much they will go down when the magnetic polarity maps aren't updated in 1-2 decades. These tariffs will be like a little dip compared to how bad things get then. Imagine the SP500 being completely restructured and massive bankruptcies.

I bought the dip

I already bought the dip a few weeks ago. Now I am just bleeding.

everyone with half a brain was saying to wait for the reciprocal tariffs what the fuck kek

What are we slurping today, boys?

Astolfo.

IT KEEPS DROPPING AHHHHHHHHH

Just DCA it all the way down until your run out of money or morale improves

can't even crash hard enough to hit a circuit breaker

y'all's a bunch of pussy ass crab ass niggas

he can also DCA with margin, no reason to stop buying once you run out

tfw circuit breakers weren't tripped

Man I was hoping I'd get to see that.

Yet

even when he sleeps the crab snibs us all

I'm tempted to slurp some leveraged, bullish index etf's. Vix is looking very high.

Why is the usd getting destroyed today? I thought tariffs would be bullish for it, with more domestic production and less need to buy other currencies.

What should I buy right now?

YOU
ARE
RETARDED
LUL

The circuits breakers not being triggered should concern you actually. if you're a bull, that is.
It means we haven't reached the capitulation phase yet, and are just going down step by step in ordered manner 2022 style.

Even in 2008 they were no circuit breakers activated. Months of very bad market days are much worse than a single day of panic.

Just today?

TY for the generational buying opportunity

My man, you're buying stuff with dollars because everyone wanted dollars. You had a literal infinite money glitch machine and decided to blow it up.

my ciggie stocks are unaffected by any of this shit

KEK

Tariffs are definitely bullish longterm for the dollar, you stupid faggot.

DING DING DING
gg everyone

Was at 30% cash during tariff threats iirc.
I obediently followed Buffet's advice and am also at 30% cash. Now I don't know what to spend on and how much...

Why everyone mad? You did buy bonds like Trump toldyou right? He told you he wanted lower yelds you listened to the POTUS, right?

-2.9%
I even sold some good puts, but there was never a good point to re-enter.

Made 12k today it feels pretty good because I had to hold through being down 25k which took a lot of clenching for me personally. Balls are a muscle that you have to work on I guess.

+49%
could have been better. still down overall from TSLA put losses

Rate my local disord retard

-5%

Impeach Trump when?

No they're not. USD is strong because of international trade. Less trade => no one gives a fuck about dollars => we can't export our inflation and cheaply print => USD declines while average US resident income also falls.

SOXLbros...

SOXL KEKS
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What will it take for retail retards to finally open their eyes and see that TSLA is insanely overvalued?

I want my money back

no refunds

Did you order the covid dip?

Hey /smg/ show me that loss porn.

Wow I'm dumb. I thought my options account was halted but it's because of a prior security breach. Still managed to put in some short calls for SPY.

Purchased about 20k of T-bond ETF's.

It is not enough just to run. you have to run faster than Trump is liberating dollar from its value
+1.2% in USD. Of which 0.4% is from positions, 0.8% from a greedy play on puts from a few thousand I have allocated for gambling
but -1.3% in home currency. And I thought I had a pretty robust portfolio.
Orange man bad

No one here actually trades, they just bitch about trump

Damn very nice, what were your trades?

be lum chud

get bottomed

This is every other Thursday.

I doubt anything short of Trump turning on Elon would do it