/smg/ - Stock Market General

capped for later

What is PPT doing? Their job is to buy everything when its down.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

PEP BROS...

All Trump has to do is say Trans rights and the stocks will go back to green

I missed the TMF daily bottom

post your poisitons or Go to Anon Babble ya mentally ill faggot

Have you said thank you yet?

Fed firing up le printers in an emergency measure over the weekend or picrelated?

I bought $5,000 of TQQQ today

we might legit hit a level 1 breaker today

Mentally ill faggots crashign the stock market until Trump does what they want

I want this market to go to 0 if it means Mentally Ill faggots will an hero

I bought SOXL waiting for the market open pump to sell, but China fucked me over before that happened.
I sold when it was bouncing a little pre market and flipped to SOXS, thats how I recovered thus far.
Unlikelt I'll make it to green today but I want to reduce the damage as much as possible.
It remains to be seen if Jpow will fuck me over or if not even he can contain today's selloff

found the goy

And it's nothing

What is PPT doing? Their job is to buy everything when its down.

PPT has been cut by DOGE.

Is this the $7 SOXL waiting room?

Why would this even do anything when the global trade system is no more?

God I haven't felt this good in a long while. I fucking love seeing mumus get rekt.

it cries out in pain as it strikes you

Ya retard, I'm sure all the institutional money movey is because of fucking trannies
how genuinely fucking stupid are you people

soxFUCK is going to ZERO

And this makes free money undesirable exactly how?

no suicide hotline in OP

Grim.

it’s getting worse

Aight I’m moving 100% into bonds. I’m getting creamed.
This shit better work.

Cope harder faggot

On what would you invest that cheap money?

HYPERDIMENSIONAL RESISTANCE AT 5100 SPX PREPARE YOUR LONGS

I don't know why everyone is acting so shocked when they literally wrote out their entire plan before the election lol. BTW we're still on step 1, its going to get worse (and never better).

Xi's invasion hasn't started yet; I would wait for $.05 at least.

Holy it dumped again

we might legit hit a level 1 breaker today

zoom in

I'm so glad I listened to you people and bought stocks instead of Bitcoin. FUCK

He didn't know about George Soros, DEI, or ESG funds

buy SPY at $520 thinking it hit bottom

falls to $516

sell

lose $30

check again

it's at $510

Fuck, where is the bottom?

kek

After decades of

the President isn't really responsible for the economy

We now have a President who is responsible for it all, and he decided to singlehandedly crash it just because

Impressive

MAGA went from posting the weekly chart, to the monthly chart, blew past the 1 year chart, and is finally at the MAX chart.

so far peaked at +25%. I'm gonna get my $300k back

blow your skull open you nigger tourist holy shit

On what would you invest that cheap money?

Free money, if straight from the printer.
T-Bills. Why would I bother with more risk?

Yeah, I already killed nyself

TSLA DOWN 10% MAKE IT STOP DADDY TRUMP PLS SELL ANOTHER CYBYTRUCK AND

When did soiteens start investing?

Tell me more about this sorcery. Where can I find out about this?

So you are taking the hyperinflation path, bold move

Fuck, where is the bottom?

S&P 4400
I keep saying this. Nobody wants to listen

As a perma bull, this is what I live for. I don't understand why bears think a correction or crash is at all scary for long term investors.

THE PATIENT LIVED

THE PATIENT LIVED

THE PATIENT LIVED

THE PATIENT LIVED

SPY to 450 is maybe the bottom

It all returns to nothing
It all comes tumbling down
Tumbling down, tumbling down
It all returns to nothing
I just keep letting me down
Letting me down, letting me down

zOMG SPX LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE AUGUST OF LAST YEAR.
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT'D EVER CRASH TO THE PREVIOUS ATH OF ABOUT 12 MONTHS AGO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Is dollar picking up because everyone is cashing out. Or is there something deeper going on?

trade accounts for 27% of GDP

Drumpf raises Tariffs in trade war to economically unviable levels, bringing trade to 0 and shutting down supply lines.

27% of Economy is vaporized within weeks.

so we have another 20% left for the sp500 to drop?

Pink Wojak index is still low, bottom seems like it's a long ways off

*"It ain't me" starts playing*

As neither a perma bull nor perma bear, I'm also heavily buying non-US stocks today. They're way oversold.

SOXL status?

Some of us have jobs

tfw dumped Tesla before this shit when it last pumped

A rare good move

BOOFED. Currently Slurping.

So I called my broker about some refunds id like to make and she hang up on me. Exuse me?

Brvtal, veterans of past conflicts have been holding since the 50s.

This is a crypto board

We've officially wiped out a years worth of gains in 2 months

A half hour until Saint Jerome tells everybody not to panic and the markets see a snap recovery today

I hope....

trade going to zero

Not going to happen, be realistic. Most companies won't even stop trade, they'll just add the tariff to their prices and lose market share and cut production for next quarter. They don't really have many other options.

you have to be so angry and filled with hatred for the world that you this 24/7/365, that's my strategy

Fake and gay Jpow anticipation pump
What he's gonna do? He can't change Trump, this pump should fade

uuuhhh bearbros?? we are we reboubding?

balls deep in my dudes
what am I in for?

Retards slurping and praying jerome saves them

unironically i think 0dte is safer for me than buying stocks and options
it forces me to size small and better analyze entries and exits
I can only trade once a week as well so it prevents over trading

and people are selling today

Lmao

It's V shape recovering right now, zoom in

THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP THANK YOU NOW MAKE IT STOP

What does that have to do with anything? If you have a steady income, it becomes even easier to be a long term investor and not only weather crashes but actually benefit from them by buying all the way down.

We are saved!

Giving the re-shoring of manufacturing a little boosterino by cutting the Fed funds rate a couple of 100bps, obviously.
And don't believe for a second that there aren't billions on that "bet" already.

retail still hasn't capitulated yet, so they're pretty much all the resistance pressure
you'll notice when they finally do

we are about to have a fake and gay pump and finish green aren’t we

Gold capitulates

Why does everything related to the fed and Powell turn into weird ass speculation to the point of it looking like reading tea leaves?

It's over. Pile in, lads.

They didn't buy the Generational SOXL lows

tourist here
can someone explain the economy to me? Anon Babble is celebrating but the media is crying

who's right?

IT'S OVER

If Jerome leaves rates unchanged i might cum

STATEMENT FROM NINTENDO: PRE-ORDERS FOR NINTENDO SWITCH 2 IN THE U.S. WILL NOT START APRIL 9, 2025 IN ORDER TO ASSESS THE POTENTIAL IMPACT OF TARIFFS AND EVOLVING MARKET CONDITIONS. NINTENDO WILL UPDATE TIMING AT A LATER DATE. THE LAUNCH DATE OF JUNE 5, 2025 IS UNCHANGED.

He messed with gamers. GAMERS.

Non US stocks getting hit too hard, they're still going to trade with each other.

that rebound destroyed me

BUY EVERYTHING

Big Money moves based on Fed assessments
If he is even remotely dovish, expect a giga pump
if he's not....

Historically the US market has always recovered, but will that hold true when the US admin is attempting to intentionally implode their own global reserve status?

It's the only way to tell if a dump ist really "the big one" or a fake shakeout. Because this site is operated by a government agency they are legally bound to keep the taxpayer from kys.

Bought NVDX instead, SOXL has some shitters

bot is long now. BUY!

It means that many of us will lose our jobs.

soxl now pumping

Literally how

fuck i didn't cash in my put hahaha
im so fucking gready

monetary policy meeting is in May, not today
today is just his EO speech

waiting for the line to go lower

it keeps going up

STOP

What just happened?

So it can dump later

One last pump before the dump

please be a dead cat please

People who are trying to buy the bottom. If you look at a bunch of different stocks they have the same exact pattern

muh media

Fuck off back to Anon Babble you retarded Trumpspicel.

Dead cat

People were already complaining that it was too expensive.

say thank you

fun dead cat bounce
next stop spy 500

SOXL is a long term compounder. Get in cheap.

Just bought 1500 shares of nvdy at $13.20. Lets fucking GOOOOOO

Don't look at VIX

this market is a ravenous chainsaw now its bobo's turn

I know you don't want to hear this, but Trump is not as maliciously incompetent as you want to believe. If there is one thing you should believe, it's that he cares about his legacy and he does not want to go down in history as the president who caused another great depression. He doesn't care about the stock market right now, but he definitely will care come midterms.

Isn't leverage literally the opposite of that?

Did anyone else vote for Kamala?

Agreed
It’ll happen today.

Vietnam caved in bros

line stops going up

I was surprised to learn that the original webcomic featured prostitution

i missed high volume /smg/ threads
i love you guys

Fuck no, I voted for this

I'm not even american but I'm team trump.

Doesn't matter, nobody can take the US consumers' role in a global trade system centered around selling shit in exchange for american services and dollars, so if America decides to have a schizo meltdown the entire world will end up poorer

orders have been given

SOXL is a stupid gambling ticket. Just buy S M H or SOXX if you want exposure in semis.

Anon Babble are full of poorfags with no investments of course they don't give a fuck. However they're also retarded, companies aren't going to reshore at scale because they know that in four years at most these tariffs will be rescinded. So if they do reshore they'll be at a competitive disadvantage if they continue those operations, they aren't going to just throw away capital like that outside of a few sectors that everyone with sense already agrees must be reshored due to strategic interests..

i vooted
for
UR
MOMS
MUFF

Leonardo giga dumping

Tempted to buy in but EU defense isn't going to get away from the Trump Dump so I should keep calm and wait for a better opportunity.

spend years whining about easy money, our fucked trade system, and how fake the market is

Trump actually starts to deflate the big fake balloon

"Noooooo you can't do that, I had all my money in Jewish scams"

I really hate all you stupid fucks, this really is liberation just not the kind YOU thought it would be

You don't hit the bottom and you don't hit the top.
The goal's to have bought near the bottom or sold near the top when you look back on it.

the money going into the pockets are coming back to the fake market
nothing ever happens anon

JP Morgan now says 60% risk of recession by year end, up from 40% previous. KEK

I voted for this. Bought puts for this. and now buying the generational bottom.

The real question will be if other Asian countries follow China with their own retaliatory tariffs or bend the knee

I don't think Trump is incompetent or malicious. I think that his admin believes that losing global reserve status in inevitable, which I agree with, and have decided to do it on their terms and that they can manage it, which I don't agree with.

the pollers are right. this only affects the passive holder

its fake high volume though
lots of 1 pibs
the market hasnt fallen far enough for real volume

crashing the plane and destroying the livelihood of everyone around you is good, actually!

let me guess, you're unemployed and live in your mom's basement

why do people who post this think anyone with power are suffering? only jobbers lose in these things.
they'll buy it up when its cheap and you're homeless and then make another cool billion when line starts going up again.

close out TSLA position or no
up ~70%

Vietnam bent the knee and trump announcing it caused the rebound

Slurpbros, do you think I should move in some savings to SLURP today or wait till I get paid at the end of the month?

haha same

should i sell my now tiny SOXL baggies and buy whatever put i can afford

If you think the money is going anywhere but the pockets of the rich you're retarded

Good enough to Post....

If you have to ask you should keep it.

What does this even change? Leaks from Trump admin say that these tariffs will stay. They are not negotiating. This is the denial phase.

he didn't buy the obvious fake dip

V SHAPED RECOVERY INBOUND

what kind of retarded bullshit is this

Oh I have been buying like a kike the last couple days anon, not everyone is an emotional pussy, my buy signal is when all anons are confident we are going lower

you're unemployed and live in your mom's basement

I own a business with 2 mil in revenue, roi 200k of that, kill yourself (this is financial advice) you projecting nigger

Best part is my product does just as well in recessions so I don't give a shit, I just want my country to stop being wholesaled to jews

Greed is a sin, anon

CELH has been my only consistent stock in the last month

Should i buy more bros

They really have no choice cuz where the fuck will they find the gaping yaw of greed and waste like the United States?

retail investors actually buying the dip

its going to drop again lol

HMMMMMM ALMOST LIKE I WAS RIGHT TO PURCHASE THOSE CALLS AND SHARES

ALMOST LIKE YOU ALL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MACROECONOMICS WORKS

When I was a kid I thought politicians and people working in finance were really smart and serious adults

that V

it's like im back in 2022 all over again

no one believes you.

These are the days where the whole "87% of retail investors lose money" stats are made.

opportunity to buy cheap puts for $9 0dte

When I was a kid I thought politicians and people working in finance were really smart and serious adults

when I was a kid I was heiling hitler
and I'm still heiling hitler

HELP ME SAVE FACE, JEROME-SAN

Shock and awe is about to start again.
2008 Anons RISE

I just want my country to stop being wholesaled to jews

With a president converted to judaism and the greatest zogbot ever? lmao

Wait this isnt a negotiating tactic? You sure? Cuz if that's the case then we're all absolutely fucked

might as well. it's hard to know what's going to happen.
If Trump cucks (again), buying now is probably the best strat.

BREAKING: Trump says this would be a perfect time for Powell to cut interest rates.

he's walking back tariffs right?

Turns out most people are stupid no matter where you are or how smart the average of a group is, and nobody really knows what they're doing, they're all just faking it until they make it.

It's freeing when you really internalize it. Just do your best and always have a backup plan.

lol muh retail

see what I mean, emotional faggots like this are my buy signal, such confidence you could be a guaranteed billionaire with that level of convictiono

I don't know why they're bothering. The institutions seem to be selling still - unless they bought at the low point and are selling now that its bounced a bit they're going to lose money.

absolutely.
fucking.
relentless.
bids.

long term as in by the end of today

He's afraid

China will take a stand, the rest will bend the knee

At the end of the day we are the military as well as financial hegemon, and China can't replace that

The guy said they will cut their tariffs on US goods but the tariffs are made up by the administration lol.

lmao he definitely won't now. Time to load up shorts.

what you don't think lots of successful people post on Anon Babble while obsessing over trannies all day?

What is this called? And how does this happen?

wtf is going on, really

Retards buying the ""bottom""

use your brain

...

DON'T PUMP NOW

haha mstr trying to go green

I believe some people are, but anyone who posts le joker incel meme with such an obviously edgelord opinion, no, that or he inherited it somehow.

dead cat bounce

Shouldnt Jerome hike interest rates when the whole globe is taxed?

If it was simply a negotiation tactic they would have based it on the other countries' tariffs instead of trade deficit. Doing it this way there's nowhere that several countries can even go.

Guess it changed now? Who the fuck knows.
google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/04/03/trump-tariffs-live-updates-stock-market-trade-war.html

5D chess niggers were right

Apparently/smg/ forgot that PPT is a thing. This drop has been so fast it has apparently suckered in a lot of newbie anons who think shorter this is just free and easy money. Nothing will make you more anti semitic than trying to short a blatantly obvious market crash and seeing your bets torn to shreds because it's never so simple as bad news = red.

If Jerome is based he'll not lower rates if only to make trump seethe.

closed my SOXS

Completely forgot about the eggs. It's only a matter of time before we get another outbreak and egg prices skyrocket again.

Vietnam literally just saved the US economy.

I bought in today with a $9.50 average

Jerome is gonna cut em right?
Right?

AIIIIIIEEEEEE

SAVE ME JEROME-SAMA

kwab

begging Jerome to save him

this signals strength, actually

Oh now jerome is DEFIANTLY not going to cut rates

Can someone explain what trump is doing if this isn't a negotiating tactic? that's what I thought this was, but people here are saying trump is gonna keep the tariffs regardless?

Could have been worse

lots of successful people post on Anon Babble while obsessing over trannies all day?

Real talk where else could they go? Of course rich/successful/famous people post here. Everyone does.

Thank you to the anon who said to buy soxl a few minutes ago

true

if unemployement from widespread layoffs and inflation from tariffs both spike, then it's a no-win situation for jerome. lower rates will spike inflation higher and higher rates will add to the unemployment. stagflation reality.

all these idiots buying because of fucking vietnam

well then they're easy to cut, no? :^)

that link

Kys

the thing that bothers me about eggs is that it was uniquely American.
It seems pretty obvious something is horribly wrong with how we manage chicken ranching in the US compared to everywhere else.
It's not like Canada didn't cull a shit load of birds, but it never got as bad as it did here.

greatest zogbot ever

You keep your enemies closer than your friends, a lot of Trump's people are "our guys" if you look past their public veneer

Anyways, Zion Don is ironically the best chance we've had in half a century in reversing some of this kikery, so I'll take what I can get

Inverse ETFs are your friend, especially if you're inexperienced with leverage. We have further to drop, especially when other countries begin to announce reciprocal tariffs.

They talk in million dollar events where they joke about getting idiots like us to hate each other while they rule the world.

Just went all in on Intel if it rockets again today like it did yesterday I'll be set.

That expression really captures the feeling. It hurts so much.

Hmm. It is starting to look like a fake and gay V. What the fuck.

Bullish for big tobacco like PM? I see people with zyns and shit everywhere and most tobacco is grown in the US anyways.

I'm down $45,000 so far. Biggest 1 day drop since covid.

Options cucks learning a lesson.

has it ever not been fake and gay?

What odds would you give to orange man cucking out over the weekend?
40% sounds right to me

Wait what the fuck are you guys talking about Vietnam for?

the surrounding companies can now relocate to Vietnam if their hosting countries don't drop their tariffs.

trump just won.

that or he inherited it somehow

Not inherited but I sure as shit am luckier and better connected than I am a hard worker

There was a """coincidence""" of disease, general mismanagement, and years of suspicious arson attacks on chicken farms. All right before the new administration got in. Oh, and of course there's no evidence of why all those culls were ordered and no investigations.

Did I actually not fuck up by buying the dip for once?

welcome to the stock market
0dte gamblers are mentally ill yet the lifeblood of the intraday fake and gayer

America has retarded egg laws

or maybe it isn't a conspiracy and the US Federal government is just shit

You will work in the textile factory wont you anon?
Think how great America will be when Janquarius is churning out poorly made shoes instead of working at Taco Bell

Its WAY too early to be buying

poorfag that has to work

Yeah thats it and not because we keep a billion chickens wallowing in their own shit

Vietnam has the hottest women and just saved america time to find me a hot vietnamese wife

Because of this 'Truth'
Total nothing burger
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114280292618523684

what's your plan? long term hodl? then you're fine.
if you aren't fine long term, everyone is fucked anyway.

My nigga

Miguel and Paco will work in the factories. They're going to come here LEGALLY.

I'll be straight with you: it's most likely both. When I worked for the government, I saw both.

There was a """coincidence""" of disease, general mismanagement, and years of suspicious arson attacks on chicken farms. All right before the new administration got in. Oh, and of course there's no evidence of why all those culls were ordered and no investigations.

they killed 100k ducks of the last duck farm on long island and it will never return from that
guranteed there is a cabal that saw good soul ducklings and decided a genocide has to happen because having good things is bad in the end game christian USA

yeah bro it's not like the vast fucking majority of tobacco consumers live outside the states
nobody smokes anymore in the states and zyns are a fucking meme compared to the power of cigarettes
BAT, Swedish Match AB and JT are better investments

he put?

nvm

I’m an RJ reynolds guy myself
Even if the economy was ripe for rate cuts, Powell can’t do it (and won’t) based on 3 months of data.
Trump is wrong here.

Powell is late bros.. Last minute change?

For like a year cali news keeps blasting about “muh raw milk contamination”(all production from all producers shut down) and “muh bird flu” “muh this” “muh that”.
There is always a fucking reason they slaughter all the birds and its always nonsensical and gay. Everyone with a brain sees what they are doing cause it makes no fucking sense and its crazy the market.
Eggs are like $10.00 a dozen still, that shit got up to $17 for organic ones. For some reason trader joes never changed prices just limit per person, i just go there

it's over

it's probably closed for good because the government isn't providing any assistance or backstops and the sole meat packing conglomerate they work for is indifferent to their suffering.
this country is pretty satanic honestly.

Very nice. Do you just hold the shares or do you sell after record date each time then buy back in after?

uhhh slurp bros i dont feel so good

Is it time to sell my NVDA bags and move my 401k to an IRA?

I think it’s time to panic sell this market won’t recover from this

There probably needs to be a serious investigation of the bug protein people. They might be getting desperate it hasn't taken off after decades.

I work at NASDAQ. We just received memo not to come in on Monday.

I'VE GIVEN UUUUUUP
I'M SICK OF FEELING
IS THERE NOTHING YOU CAN SAAAAY

BREAKING" Powell says that tariffs to raise inflation in coming quarters

AND WALLAH JUST LIKE THAT

my local europoor market is down 5,5%

Fuck you, burgers.

holy shit.

BASED Jerome. Don't bend the knee to that cuck.

If trips JPow raises ratds by half a percent

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY CHICKEN TENDIES

CHADrome not bending the knee to zogger don

I’ve been slurping SOXL puts and INTC puts during the Powell fake/gay pump. Hope it pays off

he's talking

vimeo.com/event/5037150

You will work in the textile factory wont you anon?

There are a thousand towns in Middle America you could setup a textile mill and it would be 100% better than whatever redneck bullshit jobs they've currently got, even at minimum wages

its so fucking over I am glad I sold

Who cares

Based

It's not all bad jobs either you'll need supervisors and IT support staff and all the other overhead positions.

Finally this fake and gay pump is over

If it takes off it has to be financially viable. Destroying real meat certainly would help lab/bug meats profit margin

nasd-ack now red over the last year

now we wait to buy the dip. we are all going to make it bro's.

i opened a Schwab account to use thinkorswim

I deeply regret not selling.

Would also help with the house market if people could go take jobs in places other than big cities.

DON'T THEY KNOW
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD
IT ENDED WHEN TRUMP SAID, "TARIFF"

Invest in kneepads

At moments like this, I like to think to myself "What is the dumbest move the President could make?" And I think I got it. He's going to try to fire JPow, isn't he?

We tried telling slurped… they just didn’t listen. They never do

Reminder that most foreign made clothes use recycled threads which is why they all fall apart from simple wear and tear. The reason they are so cheap is a combo of shit materials and slave labour and the clothing industry doesn't want to go back to people buying a few button up shirts and wearing them for a decade.

He's going to try to fire JPow, isn't he

yup. he's going to try.

100%
it's gonna be a fucking bloodbath monday

This whole situation disproves the idea of efficient forward looking markets. This shit should have been priced in when Trump won the election but the market was coping that Trump was bluffing or was gonna be stopped

schwab is pretty good imo. better than most other platforms from what i've seen/used. only wish that they were better about data aggregation and metrics.

If jerome lowered rates it would cause more panic.
Imagine him lowering rates lmao did anyone think he would over a 2 day panic dump?

Best broker app imo

He may be one of the last people in this cancerous admin that isn't a puppet to either trump or israel, so yeah, sure could happen

That's my greatest fear. I don't really know how to react to that besides stockpiling ammo.

Can he even do that? Stupid question I know but isn't there some division of power or whatever at play?

ITS OVER

tariff increases will be significantly larger than expected

omega Hawkish

its so joever

Is $95 a good NVDA price?

You are being serious?

I bought a put earlier guys, will I win bigly?

ghibli shit

Are you, MIGAnigger?

maximum hopium that it is all one big nothingburger

What are these patterns, investors are going insane

i don't believe so, but i don't think someone telling him that he can't will stop him from trying.

Eh, he’s got 3 months of data, like I said here.
But Powell is data-obsessed. He likes multiple quarters to analyze and, like you said, not a 2 day dump.

He already fired someone in a similar position, like the ftc or something. If the deep state or glowies actually exists, that would be the time for them to act.

There's a lot of things he shouldn't be able to do, but he's doing anyway. Why should this be any different?

"i was considering a 50 bepis hike would do the trick, but after orange nigger's attitude offended me, we'll settle for 200"

HAPPENING

not today

investors are going insane

Good.

I will clap if Jerome announces a bepis hike

Trump suicided the american hegemony in 3 months and he's still alive, there is no deep state

going

I’m already insane

not a stupid question
there's an odd lots episode from a few days ago talking about it
supreme court would side with trump i think

plenty of good reasons to be going insane right now.

Fuck, maybe the private armies of the other billionaires then?

He's sitting like a cuck and is fake laughing/fake smiling
SELL SELL DEEPER DEEPER

a business owner said "we're cooked"

ITS ALL OVERRRRRRR

The Trump admin's line on this kind of question has always been that executive branch officials serve the president. Take the DoJ for example, they were supposed to be "independent", they got purged and filled with loyalists. Or all the inspectors-general, they're meant to be independent oversight officials - oops all fired lol!!
so yeah I wouldn't put it past them. There's a big push for "loyalty" so if you notice Trump shit-talking Jpow more it's a sign he's going to try assuming direct control.

Big J....you were supposed to be dovish....you were suppose to stop the bleeding....stop saying uncertainty....please....

Just got word from up top:

the V shape recovery is done

I repeat, it's over

The billionaires would rather rule over the ashes than live in equality. That much has become obvious.

what do you call this portfolio pattern

based JPow. teach them a lesson.

Its not a V its a N

klarna postponed their IPO, checked the other big guy and whew

WHAT IS POWELL SAYING??? ARE WE COOKED?

inspectors-general, they're meant to be independent oversight officials - oops all fired lol!!

Fired illegally, I might add.

The last heartbeat.

heartbeat

Why are you idiots buying anything instead of just waiting for the market to settle? It's not like everything is going to magically start rocketing upward If you don't buy immediately.

he bought the "dip"

You're assuming deep state isn't on Trump's side now. They want Iran devastated and Trump is great for military recruitment.

It's the Angel Beats pattern.

Pharma had a fakeout pump yesterday so its unsurprising the cows came home to roost a day later, watching PPH go green made me annoyed yesterday

The stroke

M

It's not like everything is going to magically start rocketing

actually thats how it works.

says powell isnt jew owned

all I say is are you being serious?

accuses me of being a kike lover

Arrhythmia

he said the tariffs will increase inflation
there will be no cuts until this is disproved

trump lost

The deep state does not care about the economy. Pelosi and friends are not deep state, they are beneficiaries of the deep state.

We are going to war. This is what the deep state is preparing for and why it is allowing the tariffs.

I actually very highly recommend not buying yieldmax right now, they are untested in a down environment but the inverse ones might do well -

DIPS (inverse NVDA)
FIAT (inverse COIN)
WNTR (inverse MSTR)

I pulled in about 30k worth of NVDY distributions and along with some capital gains because they weren’t taxed as ROC the distributions got taxed and I owe 5k in back taxes and my initial capital has been eroded significantly and I have been margin called twice. Granted I am holding shares bought last summer but the highest it recovered was to around 25 in December. Now it might be a good time to buy with NVDA below 100 but they are holding a large position in their synthetics at 115 and 130 strikes so the next distribution will probably suck Ass. Proceed with caution on these anon. The good news is the recent distributions (past 4 or so) were almost all taxed as 100% ROC so you don’t pay taxes on that. If you are re investing, don’t DRIP, buy post divvy and on red days to get a better cost basis. Also under no circumstances do not use margin when buying these funds. I envy your cost basis but I wouldn’t be surprised if more of these funds end up doing a reverse split if the market stays in a downtrend

NVDA will be 150 by next year right? Right?

Get the paddles ready.

I thought I was well positioned on defensives. I'm down $60,000 today. This market takes no prisoners. Should have just panic sold and went all cash.

Lost money today but I've never felt more alive. I love volitility.

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ya ya and during Brandon's terms all brandon cucks did was cry about jerome being a big meanie playing politics raising rates so unfairly
unsurprising your retards are doing the same thing on the opposite end, dumb phoneposter

Is this the bottom?

Even the MIC is getting fucked by Trump.

Advantage of destroying your web of alliances right before WW3?

it'll be 1.50

At least the board isn't full of shitcoin scams anymore, I'll count that as a win.

INFLATION IS GOOD FOR STOCKS

we know when we will know

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

CHECK 2009
CHECK 2018
CHECK 2020
CHUD

after the past 2 days i'm 28% of the way to recovering my 100K loss from last year

will the rest of the trump gov be this action packed? i wonder how ppl mental will be after years of this shit

Hank Tough bros

i'm just surprised that pay-in-4 type joints are getting hit hard. discretionary spending is easier the faker the spending feels, and affirm is everywhere.

Only boondoggles and stock price.

NTA but I wanted Powell to raise rates even further.
He was soft and still is soft.

No but you are.

i love this market sirs

I need an app or something to track my transactions. I do not want to make an account. Any recommendations?

Why is he lying? Trump is specifically not tariffing shit we need and he is tariffing things we dont need.
the definition of deflation.
Literally.

how does $40 sound?

I started capitulating this morning; this is a great sign for bulls. I sold the bottom of the market within a day or two in Oct 2022 and Oct 2023. Here is a portion of my record:
* Sold VGT on 10/14/22 (bottomed 10/13/22)
* Sold QYLD on 10/14/22 (bottomed 10/13/22)
* Sold MSFT on 11/3/22 (bottomed 11/4/22)
* Sold VZ on 10/2/22 (bottomed 10/6/22)
* Sold JPM on 10/27/23 (bottomed 10/27/23)
* Sold PRWAX on 10/27/23 (bottomed 10/27/23)

HANK TOAH!

Nintendo halts pre-orders of switch 2 on America do to tariffs

IM WINNING SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hanking tough
hanking tough
hanking tough
in my tesler
OH OH OH OH OH

Yes if you want to lose half your money

Hank Tough that son of a bitch

where my Hank twah bross at??

I said that backwards. But you get the idea. Jerome is being a nigger

NANOMACHINES BOBBEH

What do you guys think a fair price for TSLA is? I'm thinking $30

what is the schizo market doing now?

it's doing a flip

HANK PAULSON!

if trump doubles down this has the potential to reach covid tiers of hysteria

I bought some Intel
Let's see how it goes once everything has calmed down

$20, $30 was before doge

and we like that

NEW w_w

Thanks for the info anon. I was thinking of just holding for a few months to see how good the divvies will be and then cuttin and runnin before a reverse split.

Ok you sold at the bottom, that's great to know. But did you buy at the top?

It’s going to crab (it’s lunch time) and then dump hard later in the afternoon. Nobody wants to be holding bags over the weekend.

gb2 reddit.

you faggots were fucking clapping and zooming out hard during covid and bank failures, suck my tasty dick

Noo, the billioneres openly musing about this are totally not trying to do this!!!!11oneoneone

Kill yourself, faggot .

Ahhh!
Anyone else taking a bath today?
Feels good to finally clean off all that filthy lucre I accumulated over the past year. Getting some seriously exfoliation action going on here, I might even get a chemical peel while I'm at it and dissolve some of this excess dermis. Come out of this looking financially five year younger, yes sir...
Daddy's back!
Going to put on my disco shoes and boogy alllll right!

Anon Babble is 100% turdies behind VPN larping as americans. Of course they celebrate, they fulfilled their mission of sending the empire to its death.

Just watch what happened in Turkey. Trump love faggots like Erdogan. Look forward to 90% inflation.

This. Better miss the initial +7% week than get heemed another -20%

Now I'm wondering if I should be sitting on cash.

Ammunition.

How about we hang you tough, dumbass

Maybe plane ticket out would be better. You think I could live in the Philippines for four years on $240k?