Anyone Here NOT Lose Any Money?

my crypto portfolio is crabbing along

I'm doing quite well holding bear ETFs. Split on SQQQ and TZA, up 25% so far this week.

I made $234 today

I sold everything in November and come here to shitpost.

i bought (and currently live in) a house w/ no mortgage and the zestimate shows it has gone down 0.5% since my purchase date.

Fuck bro, I just lost about $100k.

Everyone only shows stocks going red, but what stocks went green?

I'm sitting on Cash mostly but put a few thousand into inverse LETF (BBUS) on the ASX. Won't know how much it's gone up till markets open on Monday but should be up about 20%

This, in SPAXX and waiting for the trap to close before buying in

Anyone Here NOT Lose Any Money?

Yes, it is I, for I hold the chosen token of this cycle.

GME, MSTR.

I started the year a millionaire and now...I am not.

Precious metals, land, and farm equipment

GameStop

nize. did you ever break a sweat?

I lost like 20k in stocks, but I'm still up overall today because I'm 90% in BTC

My entire portfolio is lululemon

money market, pulled out of SPY >1 month ago when the dumbasses started doing dumbass things

eyy gang, SNVXX here

I own 50 shares of TZA and my 401k is completely in bonds as of December. Doing well.

Please kill me I am retarded

Me. I sold my stocks two years ago. I only have crypto and sqqq now

Financially speaking, what consequences will this have for the boomers?

The thing is, Trump actually wants these. This isn't some bargaining tactic, he has been radically pro tariff for decades now. He thinks these tariffs will be his legacy. He's not backing down.

So, no, I'm not worried. I'll stay full bear for a couple more days and feel out how it goes, there'll probably be a fakeout pump at some point, but when the actual tariffs hit on Wednesday it'll be an apocalypse.

buying high and selling low? ... did you not do a limit order?

when the actual tariffs hit on Wednesday

You mean the 10th? (Thursday)

My portfolio was up yesterday, felt like I was literally the only one.

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I'm 100% in bitcoin.

This was after things were turning slightly up and trump said he was going back on tariffs
I am the only person to lose money betting against the market during a crash

Same boat, EU retaliation hasn't even been announced yet. I have to assume we are good ways off buying anything.

trump said he was going back on tariffs

When did he say this?

I was up yesterday as well. The market made me pay for it today though. It gave me a way out and I ignored it in my hubris.

fuck man, that's rough...

I was wondering... who the fuck would be buying during these highlighted free falls, like who is there to even sell to

I'm 100% in UK stocks.

what's up with the huge volume change, but a less dramatic market price delta? It's like it's lagging a few hours

90% of my portfolio is in gold/silver and gold/silver mining stocks. I listen to Peter Schiff daily. I lost about 10% of my life savings

I think I was getting propped up by european defense or something. They got dumped today though.

I had 6k in my trading account until April 2nd

You don't remember the constant pauses, exemptions, renegotiations and all that?

A lot was flat but I had a penny stock fly, so the portfolio overall was up. Excluding money markets, of stock online portfolios we must have been some of just 0.2% winners probably

Bitcoin
Also I wanted to check my etrade but didn't have the password handy so I just didn't lmao

constant

You mean that day where he did it like twice? You thought he was bluffing on tariffs because of that?

that day

No, I meant in the weeks leading up to it. Declares tariffs on canada, gives 30 day exemption, declares new tariffs, backs off, delcares new tariffs, says he had a great call eith the pm and will lower rates, doesn't lower rates, puts off tariffs, says the tariffs are going through

All I'm really long on right now is XRP so I'm actually still up like 400% overall.

You'll notice that Mexico and Canada aren't included in the liberation day tariffs: they're being handled separately and privately as negotiations are ongoing due to how close our economic ties are.

Pay attention anon.

And you think that represented a change to his decades of tariff radicalism? You deserve to lose all your money.

Money market and bonds

this is against the dollar, and the dollar index is down as well.

not lose money?

most big billionaires?
Buffet famously went all out of the stock market 2 months ago (dayum how did that JEW know these things beforehand, its a mystery)

This. If you look at it as a national security thing. We can't rely on overseas exports forever. ex-nafta nations will be sticking together for safety.

Well, we're gonna bully the shit out of Canada and Mexico for how badly they've been treating us, but yeah they're sticking with us and we're not going to go as far as entirely cutting them off when they're our only land border nations.

Well, we're gonna bully the shit out of Canada and Mexico for how badly they've been treating us

Mexico

Trump has bullied Canada and Denmark more than Mexico?

I'm an idiot. I thought Trump was just posturing, I'm down £60k since he started this tariffs and had plenty of time to get out.

It's actually free money. Even fund managers are still coping on twitter that Trump is not going to do what he literally said he was going to do. All you had to do to not get railed was to listen to Trump and take him at face value.
I think he's a fucking retard but I appreciate that he gave me 2 months of warning and yet you tards somehow all got rugged anyway

The tariffs will continue until morale improves.

i'm with you. I have the weekend to think about do I stick with it or panic sell and eat the loss.

I broke even yesterday and then was up 3% today, first time I was ever competent when trading and I feel powerful.

lol not even close. He forced them to accept the Remain in Mexico policy pretty much in his first week and took them to the cleaners HARD and FAST. They're basically cowed into submission at this point, which is why border crossings are down to single digits. Keep in mind that while Canada supplies power across the border to one town in Michigan, Texas supplies power across the border to basically every city along their border. We have a LOT of negotiating power over Mexico. Oh and we also designated their cartels as terror organizations so they need to play ball or we go in with bombers and special forces.

The only thing is, most people will be in the same boat. I think we are looking at an unavoidable recession. This is the exact opposite of what I was expecting under Trump. When he won the election I went all in on US index funds. The guy is a moron, what game is he playing here? Tariffs are known to be classically anti-growth.

boomers who see stock prices down = time to buy as if this is a normal day

Only people like this can make gains from XRP, all others(especially those entering now) are gonna get rekt. Avoiding panic buying is a skill and I appreciate those old fags for making me realise early.
Haven't interacted with any alts for a while but decided to get into A47 last month when a very juicy opportunity presented itself. That's the best 10x I've made in a while.