/smg/ - Stock market general

Tumbling down tumbling downnnn

How low does the market need to go before he gets assassinated?

gonna make bag by traveling to nyc over the weekend to sell rope on wall street monday morning. $5 a foot.

either the deepstate doesn't exist or the ai god is coming and the next 10 years decides who runs the 1000 year reich

I assume worse then 2008

ensuring republicans will be in the political wilderness for decades

total portfolio death

We get Hitler 2

Praise be to the Pagan God's and the lord Jesus Christ

I need to stop putting money into a 401k

The weak (people with low income) will lose everything, while the strong (rich people) will be able to take advantage of the recession

It’s a ploy for Blackrock and Vanguard to scoop up everything. They crash globalist supply chains and force reshoring so they can control both ends.

lol

So what is the plan for tomorrow?

mfw all the conservative news sites are just ignoring the fourth largest stock market drop in history as a small blip, not even a headline on some sites

hahaha
ahahahhahaha
this country is fucked

Hitler 2

ObamAI

Economic uncertainty worse than it was during COVID crash. And the second worst volatility spike in history (second to covid spike)

Only put into things you can use to steal from others such as

ammo

firearms

body armor

IEDs

knifes

Brass and lead stockpiles

So what do you think it'll be?

he's 80 years old
he's senile
he's surrounded by cock gobblers

the emperor wears no clothes

if you guys want to have a laugh you should look at this thread

points

not saying that today wasn't bad, but this is warped due to scale. it's a lot easier to lose 2000 points when the DOW is 40k than when its 20k.

Fox News has unironically put out more disinformation than the Soviets during the Cold War.

The cope is off the charts. Finally something MAGA retards can't ignore or meme their way out of. Everyone has to stare at trump's big red -10% for the entire weekend.

liberal dominance culturally over the past 20 years has allowed a lot of people to just blatantly ignore how conservatism has turned even more culty than the maoists of old

the emperor wears no clothes

this

More like Schlomo ShekelstAIn

senile

Unironcally I don't think so he thinks this is hard but needs to be done and then once the burning is done all the manufacturing will come to the US

Wonder when the bottom is in. Going to be a great buying opportunity for the $ I left in cash/money market funds.

The switch 2 delay really brought it home for me. Until now the tariffs were just more numbers, but now you can see that there are real world implications.

Boo fucking hoo you lost your monopoly money. Patriots are in control now and wealth will flow to the WORKING AMERICAN

You guys lost money today....

deepstate

they're all dead or senile and their replacements are just incompetent nepo babies.

I need some knee pads and to get a 2nd job

Not only is he nude, but his followers love him for it
I genuinely just think he's retarded. No more senile than anyone else that age.

The deep state exists but they have been eerily quiet so far. Despite but the 1pib brigade will tell you, there are checks and balances in the US government. It crashed today because nobody said anything other than "this is bad". I don't know maybe the people in government who can do something are delaying a bit for panic to set in to then justify whatever resistance they mean to put up to this. The internal guidance about this being a reaction to a "national emergency" and not a preamble to negotiations is because "national emergency" gives a slightly more advantageous position to declare all this nonsense unilaterally (despite the fact that no national emergency has been called).

SOXL KEKS

Which are you doing and why?

Buying

Selling

Holding

nasd-ack officially in a bear market

bros i dont feel so good..

SPQQQ is looking good today

Oh...
The admin is like for real-real in denial and delusion, not just pretending

Alright
This shit is actually going to 0, unironically

not lying I was tempted to buy today
but its not low enough yet

6 or bust

Chance of

BharatPranjeet2000 ?

This I've come to this conclusion watching Biden admin the deepstate are like those Euro libs who basically are schizo like Trump but Trump is even more schizo and retarded

will we hit 490 on monday

Their plan is to reshore manufacturing and bring in pajeets and tacos LEGALLY to do the jobs, not to have a bunch of positions sitting around empty and competing in a bidding war for labor.

gamestop is the play

I’m just going to drink all weekend

He's a fucking imbecile who has 0 understanding of how international politics and trade work. And has several bakruptcies on his back even as a normal enterpreneur.
He's not playing 4d chess, he's just a narcissistic loudmouthed moron. Get your head out of your own ass.

I imagine the reason the other side or the 'deep state' hasn't done anything so far is more of a don't interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake kind of thing.
Why stop him when he's all but ensured that the other side will be in power for decades to come

bro, the tariffs are just an excuse, the market needed to go down because of spy surging for two years straight

le DEI

le manufacturing

I don't follow him that much and don't really care about his political views but this shill shit is getting silly. People here shit on Trump and seem to like Shkreli so explain it to me. He's not some average Anon Babble retard so why is he such a little cum slut? Did the dems fuck him to the point of mind breaking him?

anything is possible, but I'd rather SLURP than miss an opportunity

shitposting

What are you Europeans doing with your money now?

Yeah that is a senile way of thinking. That’s not going to happen.

Switch 2 release delayed

Better to what for steam to go public

No refunds

Waiting

millions of voters and investors/the business community in general just blatantly ignored last year both the seriousness of trump's commitment to tariffs but perhaps more importantly the fact that his entire modern staff are sycophants, brown nosers, and true believers. there was far too much wishcasting that people like lutnick or bessent would just be mnuchin and cohn reduxes

MMRI going down rapidly

DUH!

Trump may actually be fixing the economy. Unironically

I like your confidence that there will be something left worth stealing.

If I want to invest in bitcoin I'll just buy it myself instead of getting diluted on.

he doesn't understand international trade

Definitely but he's retarded and hopes this will magically result in new business in America

Shkreli is what happens when you have no ideology but making money. He acquired the ideology of MAGA types because he surrounded himself with them.

how did he know...

Everything is about to cost 30% more. Whatever your net worth is right now, just treat it as 30% less than that.

should i buy SOXL right now?
will th emarket open higher on monday?

it's an admin staffed by all retards, incredible. there is no shadow cabinet or secret forces trying to steer the ship right now, they just handed over the keys to the retard hoping that their gambit pays off

480 open lol
genuinely forgot I had this call. totally should’ve bought more

The tariffs haven't even been enacted yet, the second order effects are going to rape America to death if they actually go through, yet the drop is fuck all if you actually stop and take a second to think about what this means. The Internet is still full of retards saying buy the dip when it hasn't even started yet. We're still fucking early, I know you don't wanna lock in losses, I didn't when I was down 5%, but when I actually thought about what could make me bullish nothing came to mind so I just nut up and sold. It's not too late anon.

I bought TZA right before close

At a certain point the25th amendment invoked. I know that will not happen. But it needs to.

They still aren't taking him seriously. Everyone is still thinking like it's the first administration when he had people around him holding him back. Assuming he even survives the next 4 years, it's going to be nonstop pain and volatility.

Mix of SQQQ and TZA.

Thinking of putting a close trailing buy order on Leonardo and ride a pump for a while and then sell it.
But if the weekend looks extra bearish I might short on Monday again.

He always knows. He actually bothered to listen to what Trump was saying and took him for his word. Now he's sitting on more cash than God and will reap the rewards of the bottom

I'm holding because this took me completely off guard and I wasn't able to adjust in time. I just have to wait. Unfortunately I've done this before and survived. I didn't want to do this again. I had measures in place but they failed.

Look at SPY right now

the silver lining here is that jd vance is not as retarded, but there's still a good chance he might continue the tariffs

I was taking him seriously and he still managed to blindside me. Was expecting actual reciprocal tariffs, not that deficit nonsense.

MAGA was always about destroying the US (or what it has become in the post-war world) but Trump and MAGA fans aren’t award of that. This tariff business and the US increasingly acting like a rent-seeking imperial power is crushing global belief in liberal democracy. This is the esoteric goal of MAGA being achieved. The great irony is that the people that claim to love America actually hate what is historically unique about America (its liberalism/economic openness, and messianic social justice mission of democracy and equality) while valorizing ancien-regime style autocracy and empire

Yeah, uhhh... We supposed to be listing money? Lmao. We told you.

Anon Babble LOST btw

DXY*US10Y

seems like a nothing metric. DXY has been basically flat for the past several years.

if I had bought puts before tariffs I'd have 10k by now

high IQ post

Bocchi is literally me in this market

I am tired of living through unprecedented historical times

spy is going to break 500 in AH

Keep deploying capital folks.
Keep an eye out for manufacturing companies like US steel and shit who will really moon.
But keep the bulk of your capital to buy when Jerome Powell is arrested or fired for treason against the american people for his refusal to cut rates so manufacturing companies can take loans.

Yuro watcher.
Your problem is the cult leader is the biggest moron in a pack of goons. That is rare and should be almost impossible even in a functioning dictatorship. The rest are handpicked greasers and the few who are not terminally retarded are actual hostages. The cult will exterminate all rational thought so yeah good luck lmfao

Wow so organic. I'm sure you both have been posting here for a long time and didn't just come from the orange website.

Understandable. I think at this point we just need to prepare for the absolute worst case scenario whenever anything happens. I'm watching this shit with Yemen pretty closely, could give Lockheed and Raytheon a chance to bounce back but I'm not even sure it's worth gambling on anything at this point

I should go below 480 by monday for maximum winnage

curious how he was talking about cutting rates when Biden was in office but now he's quiet.
very curious.

Unusually accurate and lucid post

Look at SPY right now

It all just keeps tumbling down
Monday will be an even worse bloodbath after EU annonces their retaliation.
World economy is getting fucked up big time but at least I'm making some dough out of it, so far

Usury will be illegal, kikes on suicide watch. Defund Wall Street

Gib cheapies.

Heh heh, bet you can't overcome THIS purity test

Eat shit you irony-infested faggot.

even if it doesn't we're going to be right above 500 and will breach it immediately monday kek

Literally everything that people consider to be Trump's personality and tactics is a function of his admin holding him back and forcing him to backtrack and people coping that it was on purpose.
He meant every single thing he said in his first term, none of it was 5d chess, he just got stopped which is why all those guys got disposed of for Trump 2 electric boogaloo.
He has been consistent the whole time, this is just what it looks like when he actually gets what he wants and no-one can stand in his way.

I'm also a european but you have to realize that America has never lost a trade war.
Even during the 1930s smoothawly tariffs America defeated canada and europe in the trade wars.
We can't win on our own because military spending is money down the drain, but we can hope that they start a bullrun with 0 interest rates so we all win together.

At this pace you won't be able to afford an internet connection to post your low IQ opinions online

Can you get some new material

People want to destroy the stock market and the system.
America voted for Trump to be the executioner and he is bringing down the axe.
Most Americans don't have stocks, many are in student debt and live pay check to pay check. Others can't get jobs. If you are vested in the stock market, so much so you browse here, you are disconnected from the majority of Americans.
This will go lower.

Anon Babble?
losted.
biggestedly.

You can steal slaves

US steel

lol. just lmao.
you mean the company that couldn't stay afloat when they had to compete with literal thirdworld shitholes? joe bob the 40y/o midwestern hick who couldn't compete with zhao the 15/yo with a 2nd grade education in china?
nah. fuck em. they don't have shit worth buying.

I can understand tarifss on China, but there were no real "reciprocal" tariffs to raise against EU or Canada, except mild ones in some very specific sector and these went both ways even before Trump. It's all lies and deception.
Vote for a moron, get moronic policies.

Yeah, uhhh... We supposed to be losing money? Lmao. We told you.

Your stock grift is finally ending kek, blue collars won

the stock market is one of the things that makes their country rich and their lives easy and comfortable compared to people in lower classes all around the world

they're seething a lot

Reminds me of what is going on in Argentina and El Salvador. Really I don't have the head for what leads to actual good results or not.

i dont understand loli porn.
it does nothing for me.
zero arousal.

Great post, you hit the nail on the head

Yeah it's almost like there's some new source of major inflationary pressures or something huh
Crazy

is this capitulation?

How much money did this CP-spamming retard lose?

That's because you are not a pedophile.

an indisputable fact, this

almost like that would have been the same problem back then since lowering rates raises inflation yet he was preaching about cutting rates when they didn't even have it under control.
Crazy.

At least post better loli porn, the fuck is this half-assed art.

Trump nukes the global economy and wipes out 10 TRILLION dollars of American equity

MAGAtards: TRANNIES!!!!!!!1111

Jesus Christ there's just no helping you people is there

Skull fucking the global economic order, unironically. It's starting to become clear that the admin doesn't think what everyone has been doing for the last 100 years is sustainable. Which it isn't, but tossing up the checkerboard is probably also retarded. Gambling with the world economy is truly the ultimate SIGMA grindset!

he's an ironic, he doesn't actually know what good loli looks like

the orange dipshit actually managed to bankrupt a bunch of casinos in Atlantic City, which is a business that basically prints money as people go and willingly leave money there. Not just one either, at least fucking three if I remember right

NOOOOO MY IDEOLOGICAL WORLD VIEW IS THE ONE THAT'S CORRECT

They don't know that. They understand how anything works because they can't afford higher education and the public schools are a disaster. What they do understand is the game is rigged against the majority so it's better to flip the board.

the thing I hate the most about what is going to happen over the next 4 years is that I absolutely agree with the majority of Trump social agenda
and when he's gone we will do a complete 180

pretty gay to spend this time thinking about other people's dicks.

Yeah, obviously. Why would I hold to an incorrect ideology?

managed to bankrupt a bunch of casinos in Atlantic City

wtf I love Trump now?!

MAGA pedo melty

Anons advised me to wait until it fell under 10 and it did, I'm waiting for it to start marching back up thru 10 to Yolo it. Thanks, anons

This is a threat to Jerome right?
Do you think trump will destroy him?
You can't let a rogue fed destroy the economy.

posting AI crap now

for fuck sake dude at least spam good quality stuff

as you say, specific sectors. I don't think a 10% tariff on any car entering the EU from nonEU country is minor though considering ours is 2.5% on their junk coming in.

yeah go give him your sweet love he's doing the same to you now lmao

source?

My anus has been thoroughly tongued by the proverbial nigger that is the New York Stock Exchange (if you catch my drift)

Anon Babble is having a small civil war right now

same

You can't let a rogue fed destroy the economy.

It is shockingly close to Peronism. There are a lot of very strongly anti-capitalist and anti-corporatist elements to MAGA.
This has been the most surprising thing to me. The average person doesn't have a clue how anything works. They know they have a pension with money in it, but they couldn't explain why that money is there or what it's doing. It's fucking maddening and we're all going to suffer because of it.

Inflation down
Eggs down
Jobs up

Wait I thought we were losing?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DEEPSTATE! THEY SHOULD'VE STOPPED TRUMPS INSANITY! WHERE ARE THEYYYYYYYY FUUUUCK ME!

I only vote based on cultural issues because I don't care about the economy.

NO SURVIVORS

PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL

anybody got stock in American rebel?

he is the deep state

american conservatives have replaced their god of the bible with trump

actually insane behavior, they are following their dear leader's commands more loyally than they ever followed their own god

I want it to go to zero so I can slurp all your bags

nigs

I don't think a 10% tariff on any car entering the EU from nonEU country is minor though

There's no such tariff but american cars are a rarity here anyway

jej

We are now in The Greater Depression

Never underestimate the depths of stupidity.

Miss me yet?

lmao this thread gives (you)'s for everything this is great

It hurts so much! I got one mil to play with after this. I need to deploy it better. Thinking 7$ and a 88$ Nvidya (30 PE).

Yeah, people are really dumb. I've seen a lower class near crippled elderly lady give her entire pension to a kid from a wealthy (he blew it all on pot and still lives with his parents) over the span of a year to pay him for handling social media sites for her small business that failed anyway.

poopy market

(You)

Are you going to engrave all your (You)s on a tombstone?

more like The Greater Retardation because it's entirely self inflicted

still counts

Cult like behavior

It drops anymore and I'm going all in on the Hang Seng.
The market is also still being artificially held up by NVIDIA and AI hype. OpenAI has been popping this week, unprecedented demand, yet the tariffs are still tanking the market. Imagine when the AI bubble pops after China reaches supply chain escape velocity (Huawei is close) and people realise that these companies have been blowing hundreds of billions in capex. Compounded with tariffs a lot of people are going to kill themselves. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Underrated comment

some say the greatest depression. i had people tell me, "trump, please, we can't stop losing!" and i said the bottom's yet to arrive folks! it's going to be horrible, it's going to be horrible.

tesla closed under 240

no fucking way

Turns out TikTok was about to be sold until Trump literally hit the Chinese with 54 percent Tariffs

ART OF THE DEAL

without (you)s do you even exist?

Tesla is a dead brand.

regret selling my $265 put yesterday lol
usually keeping TSLA puts fucks me over

Seriously though
What is his end game?

I both love and hate this.

Toyota is the future

He deserves to have this one named after him. Never seen such an immediate and unambiguous causal relation between presidential action and economic downturn before.

stayed under 240 after hours so far too

People could be begging for socialism by the end ala Germany 1932

Crashing this market with no survivors

This
Have a shitty low res pic

I'm illiterate about finance amongst many other things, what would have happened had rates been cut? Hyperinflation, maybe?

making putbros rich

Nasdaq -6.6%

BTC holding surprisingly well even green in the last 24h

Well, what the fuck? Why?

all in on UVIX, it's going to be a Black Monday for the ages

This was as close to someone pressing the big shiny "CRASH THE MARKETS" button as we will ever see. Bogdanoffesque in its execution

It drops anymore and I'm going all in on the Hang Seng.

The market is also still being artificially held up by NVIDIA and AI hype. OpenAI has been popping this week, unprecedented demand, yet the tariffs are still tanking the market. Imagine when the AI bubble pops after China reaches supply chain escape velocity (Huawei is close) and people realise that these companies have been blowing hundreds of billions in capex. Compounded with tariffs a lot of people are going to kill themselves. Don't say I didn't warn you.

socialists exhuberant

Its going to be extremely funny to see his replacement have to embrace free trade as a diet-marxist.
Can't wait for the mental gymnastics on that one.

Excited and grateful for our Glorious Supreme Leader's plans!

Probably the only asset untouched by orange retard's retardation

Where did all of you motherfuckers come from, biz has never been this active, fuck off fed faggots

YET

She's even wearing red.

in his eyes? that he'll bring in the world economy to be a tributary state to the US and that every american can be a millionaire.
the reality? fast tracking american socialism by forcing the development of a command economy that will then be helmed by a sociopathic gen x'er who wants nothing more than to see boomers suffer

We're about to get woke FDR

the last true socialists died on the front lines of the spanish civil war. modern day leftists are just gay neocons.

Have you literally ever posted on a board when something big and relevant happens? It's like being surprised Anon Babble was fast when Ukraine was invaded

Toyota

The future is probably BYD and the like, sadly.
Regardless of one's political opinion, it's a fact that Elon's antics alienated his main customer base. And it's really hard to recover from that.

Not even fuckin close you’ll know we’re in it when you’re eating someone else’s or your own dog or cat for dinner and happy to do it

thread cloud

Market is red, republicans are red
Looks like winning to me

Do you think we could get the woke to blame orange people instead of white people? If so I'll sign on.

I assume some are hedging the bet

US dollar loses reserve status

BTC is the replacement

Tbf also helps Blackrock kike said this

How do I counter this card?

uhhh uhhh yes hello, my fellow americans, as you know, I have uhhh ahem... always been a fan of free trade and unrestricted market activity.

I really can't wait,

Nü deepstate is a disgrace

Shalom

Putin or WW3 ?

I ate your Moms pussy and was glad to do it. That count?

Toyota actually has some interesting looking tech with solid state batteries, though I'm no materials scientist.

It’s beautiful.

Be Pro Life

Commits suicide

Monday will be bright green, people shorted the bottom, there's a whole weekend for a pull back on some tariffs

bold of you to assume that he's thought that far ahead.

It's not even funny anymore

Cope if you want man. China being able to manufacture their own chips is a when, not an if. Once that happens nvidia is getting annihilated.

we'll get 480 on mondays
tariffs will be doubled

OpenAI backs deepfake cybersecurity startup Adaptive Security in new funding round

New York-based Adaptive Security has raised a $43 million Series A co-led by OpenAI’s startup fund and Andreessen Horowitz, it announced Wednesday. This marks OpenAI’s first investment in a cybersecurity startup, OpenAI confirmed to TechCrunch.

why is openAI investing in cybersecurity?

Monday will be bright green

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gap down after trump doubles the tariffs because foreigners did not say thank you and please

if he pulls back the market will pump for sure but the uncertainty that he won't just pull the same retarded stunt again will remain
unironically the only way I can see markets calming down now is if congress forces him to stop doing dumb shit outside of an external force preventing him from just doing it again nobody is going to trust him

We might as well just accelerate at this point. No sense in delaying the inevitable

Supply of the components to build EUV lithography machines and 30+ years of R&D. China is the greatest investor in reverse engineering and copy-pasta, but that only gets them so far…
Yeah and even just building the EUV source is really hard. You need to drip liquid tin, vaporize it into plasma with a high power laser, and filter the UV light that comes off of that plasma. Then to bring that EUV light to the mask you need to use very high quality Bragg reflectors, and you can’t use lenses at all because glass absorbs the EUV, so you need very well designed reflectors, and you need a high quality mask that needs to be kept in focus. All of this is done in a very strong vacuum, and you need to be able to add deadly gasses at well controlled temperatures. For all of this you need the latest and greatest simulation software, billions of dollars to spend, experienced engineers, and a decade of R&D. If you got the blueprints for every system through espionage, you still need billions of dollars, super specialized part (so you need to build multiple other factories for these parts), world class engineers, and years of design, alignment, and testing. By then TSMC has moved onto the next node because they have decades of experience and $134 billion in assets.

all the jews in command believe in precog crime and that LLMs are actually reasoning therefor can precog (too bad this will never happen and it will blow up in their face as orwell told)

Because "AI" is the current buzzword in the security industry.

t. Security analyst

Cope if you want man. China being able to manufacture their own chips is a when, not an if. Once that happens nvidia is getting annihilated.

At least use the gigachad version

thoughts on AI Automated Pentesting?

None of it matters, they'll have the capability to invade Taiwan in 5-10 years anyway, if not sooner.

Imagine being in a room where Ben “Crazy Negro” Carson seems to be the only uncomfortable one. This picture is gold.

seeing libertarians seethe has made this all worth it

JPMORGAN SAYS IT NOW PROJECTS A U.S. RECESSION IN 2025

link?

Right now I think it's a huge marketing gimmick since it's still in its infancy. Manual pentesting is still king for the time being.

bros am I gonna have to go back to work in retail or can I still afford to finish my degree in 2 years without going into debt

the tall brunette on the left always seems to be having a moment of realization as well

libertarians

This is why I can't say I'm a libertarian in public. Literal fridge temp IQ people like you hear it and automatically think I'm a liberal because they both have "lib" in it.

i'm sorry bro, you're going to the coal mines.

slap tariffs even on things your own industries import

what could possibly go wrong?

so is it a safe bet stocks will plunge again on monday after trump escalates in response to china’s retaliation

Inflation is about to worse than a bunch of furry artists drawing comissions at a yaoi conventionyss8p

Bullish, it's hold above 5000

It's a safe bet that stocks will continue to dump on Monday unless Trump does a complete 180 on tariffs and does a naked dogeza during a press conference begging for forgiveness.

ai data mines tryhackme and hackthebox

Patel and Cletus are laid off

they will plunge no matter what he does. if he doubles down the problem only gets worse and everyone panics, if he walks back the tariffs then the market can't reliably predict his policies and everyone panics.

If you are smart and proactive your time is better spent finishing your degree at a faster pace and with better grades than working a cashier. Petition your college to take over the maximum credits. I took 5-6 upper courses on the quarter system my last two quarters and graduated way early and saved a lot of time and money. Maximum without petition was 4 iirc.

Even if he walks back everything, countries have lost trust. Brics mutates to next level super sayan.

I could see europe or the uk caving on some trivial thing and make the markets crab.

it will open at 450 and dump to 300

He's already boasting that his plan's working because Vietnam already "bowed" and they have a concept of a plan in the works for them
Same with Argentina and Israel (lol)
It's fucking over, anon

all my gains I made this year have finally been wiped out

Sorry I was late to the party bros but I'm finally here with you. Maybe I should just finally capitulate and then start over from square one.

yes go all in

I've read some very stupid posts in the last couple days but boy this one might be the topper

Nah, that wouldn't bring it up to crab level, that just would make the dump less bad.

I agree that it wouldn't go back up to where it was on Wednesday, but I think it would definitely start turning green if he walked it back entirely, at least for a day or two.

I doubt we it go below 400

they charge out the ass to take more than 15. I am hoping the grants keep flowing and maybe get a few scholarships and maybe those direct subsidized loans, but fuck. I figure regardless I need to get it as quick as possible because I will be 32 by the time I graduate. Can't really delay any more after wasting my 20s waging at a dollar store. if nothing else I can fuck off to Asia to teach english with the degree then kill myself

I mean probably 480
that would be amazing

We're on an express elevator to hell, going down!

cutting rates with a flat rate of 15% tariffs would probably put us up to 15% inflation in a year

Day: -14.97%
This Week: -24.52%
This Month: -25.37%
This Year: -50.93%

fun fun

straight up, lot of weakness

This Year: -50.93%

Fucking Christ

test

I will be 32 by the time I graduate.

fuck off to Asia to teach english with the degree

Oh, I didn't know people were still stupid enough to major in stuff like this with costs as high as they are.

I know 3 people that are doing/have done this, 2 of them don't even have degrees. Long story short most of the people doing this are unhappy and the pay is shit(especially at your age), even in non SEA countries.

fuck off to Asia

If you're a loser here you're probably going to be a loser there.

Give me all your crash porn pics. Including the Evangelions.

China rumored to announce the use of RMB as trading currency in bilateral trade, displacing the US.
SPY is GOING TO 200

Actually, just a min, my excel formulas are wrong, I need to recalc

raise tariffs to 50%

magats: fed should lower rates 0.25 to offset

bonus: Vietnam lowered rates to 0 tho

I was -50% two days ago but am back to -1.5% thanks to puts

Civil servant here. There's no deepstate, just the big boss at best. If my N+1 boss asks me to throw the chairs out of the windows because the N+3 boss asked it, I do it. Plus, it's fun.
And if they ask me to go downstairs to get back the chairs, I do it. Simple as.
But it's less fun that way.

I just lost 500k in 48 hours. I’m loving it though. some great buying opportunities ahead. Chaos is a ladder.

Yeah, my excel formulas was broken, I fixed it, much better now
Day: -14.97%
This Week: -24.52%
This Month: -25.16%
This Year: -40.29%

the degree isn't in english, it's geographic information systems, you just need any 4 year degree to teach english over there with any reputable school. it's just a last resort option though, I know it's shit. I am a loser here but the few times I've been over there I had a good time. of course a job isn't a vacation but still

S&P pe ratio still elevated at 23.5-26, depending on source. Just to get back to historical averages means another -30%

How's your 401k doing you absolute American dumbass? Thank god I am European

some great buying opportunities ahead

its going to go down more lil bro

You on v a lot? This explains so much.

based, once my puts print I'll buy new ones

why would you say this when the EU economy is also sharting itself

everything is interconnected

Not nearly as bad. The one I'm posting about is my gambling account. I have a job now, so I don't have time to trade as much, so I mostly just let it collapse

it's true

LMFAO this is fucking surreal. Imagine this, the MAGAboomer doesn't even know yet that there's a market crash going on.
We haven't even seen half of it yet.
Holy shit kek

bros can what stocks track gold? i know i'm late but i don't want my dollhairs to continue being on fire

For sure. Still my plan is 1 mil when SOXL hit 15, another when SOXL hits 7. Than my last 500k into TQQQ when Nasdaqs down 30%.
Than I’ll have 300k left to live off of and wait, (I have no job). Hoping we don’t Great Depression.

Using the mexico tariff threats that he used to take down the largest car plant ever before he was even elected. His method is to just swing the tariff threats around to just force companies to build in america due to the risk of him randomly doing it again. It's madman theory but applied to global trade.

Karen Read? WTF!

why not just buy SOXS and set a trailing stop. or sell SOXL puts and then you’re guaranteed to get in at the desired price if SOXL shits itself further

Source?

you are insane.

Anybody else noticed that The Mannarino has turned into Rastafarino preacherino?

1 mil when soxl hits 15? why? it's at 8 right now

are you retarded? google it. wcshipping.com/blog/import-duties-cars-germany-tax-guide

meds
take them

magaboomers with brokerage accounts will certainly notice

I don’t know how :(
It’s been on my to do list to learn. After this I might learn how options work. I mainly buy and hold a lot so I should have been selling covered puts this entire time.

Lmao

germany is the EU

See

Trump administration declines expansion of coverage for costly obesity drugs

fucking kek the man is on a rampage
this might sneakily lead to a very minor pharma pump come monday tho

ozempic premiums to da moon

yo where my 401k go? lol

talk me off buying 2027 soxl calls (strike 20)

I think EU isn't announcing anything until mid-April from what I read yesterday or the day before, but things might change fast after what China puled

Stop.
You won't know where to spend all your money.

Buy tesla

he's right

why do conservatives care about some lady that did a dui

h-h-how much is the fish?

why would you buy leaps on a 3x leverage speculator ETF lel

youtube.com/watch?v=5M8Uiy8WR4U

Good, the tariffs will work even faster

Ask Turkroaches about it
Spoiler: 90% inflation per year.

because its cheaper than buying leaps in spy

Lol and I just finished two years of digging out of a hole

but like the whole point of 3x leverage meme gambler etfs is to hedge volatility swings, as in the whole point is short term trading in strong swings up and down

leaps are meant for assets that, like, arent supposed to do that
like big companies or major market indexes

Post the y-axis

Makes you think, doesn't it.

it's not cheaper retard, the premiums are insane on soxl

well the premiums on everything are insane right now cause vix is 45

Mario

My thought process is SOXL trades at 30-40 when spy is at 580
If trump stops chimping out then my calls will be up 1000% easily and we can go back to 580 after things clam down

obviously best case scenario

FYI: This isn't account value, it's account profit/loss. So the $0 line would be the account is worth exactly what I deposited.

Is that a threat?

gamestop is the play

GameStop is fucked

then trade the options on it that arent ridiculously long
its a 3x leveraged asset, movement is meant to be strong

if you buy leaps on something that just flies up and down, you will get raped by theta decay

Its madman theory but he is actually insane while getting head from his oracle cocubine laura loomer lmao

May 2026 sounds good?

guys, why do they turn off markets during weekends
the fuck am I supposed to do now

I dunno, ask the Nintendo Yakuzas about it, they're pissed off today.

we recycling this one? it looks like a shit leaf bake, but it's there...

do you know what a leap is man
please, don't hurt yourself
consider learning something more reasonable before shitting yourself all over options that you don't know what to do with

or dont up2u m8

no, make a non-shit thread

You sound informed. How would you play SOXL?

lets not thread split again

BREAKING: President Trump is “at the peak of just not giving a f*ck anymore. Bad news stories? Doesn’t give a f*ck. He’s going to do what he’s going to do,” per White House official.

I wouldnt
trading leveraged speculative shit like that is just gambling

You watch too much msnbc

The only logical end for you is to drink the Flavoraid in Trumpstown while you think "this for sure will own the libs" as you down that sweet, sweet cyanide.

ouch

Holy shit you are bitter. You're just mad the party is over for financebros.

No. Trannies need to leave
Someone bake with a Anon Babble related market crash news pic.