/smg/ - Stock Market General

I'm serious
a bit on friday and then we'll see what happened over the weekend

They are boiled. Just in oil and not water.

They crank a little machine that plops a ring of dough into a deep-fryer.

the tariffs will continue until morale improves

rate cut

if inflation from the tariffs spirals out of control of their projections they will raise rates
the speculation since December was that they would hold off on changing the rates until July, doing it earlier would send a pretty strong rippling effect through the economy

they deemed it transitory in March, but we'll see how they feel in May

I get the feeling that the market is severly underreacting

Why would they cut rates when economists agree tariffs will increase inflation and result in a recession?
You can kiss any hopes of economic recovery goodbye. If Congress does not act immediately to undo Trump's insanity, we are all going to wind up much poorer over the next 4 years.
These tariffs are the largest regressive tax imposed on Americans, ever. It's like Trump wants to be North Korea.

Some kike out there is so mad the feds found out about it faggot ass loophole

We are in for some fun times I guess

They think he is going to call them off which i think he will

Cam we ghibli this?

which i think he will

Lmao

you are actually retarded
go back

*clear throat*
markets dump 1%

*due to added pressure from tariffs on inflation*
markets dump another 2%

*we will raise the FED interest rate by 50 basis points to ensure we front run any potential over heating of the economy*
markets dump 5% circuit breakers hit 10 year yield spikes and bessent takes refuge by being anally fucked by his "husband"

there seems to be a continuing delusion that this is all some 4d chess negotiation shit or that they'll be quickly retracted
I think a lot of people are just in denial he actually did it kek

green id

if powell does this I will buy a giant poster of this face and put it next to my remilia poster

what are you on about

youtube.com/watch?v=kYoS-KhrxzU

Picrel unironically is standing framed on my desk.

polymarket.com/event/us-recession-in-2025
lol

They will make us rich so that we can cut taxes, that is the thing you are not seeing. Once that happens market will double like in 2018. Also there are lots of ways to tax people we could have done instead its all the same but at least this way other countries might get kicked down rather than only just us.

my gender affirming therapist said that Trump is worse than Jesus! (the most homophobic man in history)

I'm utterly shocked that americans don't all feel the same way about BLUOOOMPF

Uh, so when are we buying back in? Monday? Or is the whole month fucked?

I'll miss him
ideally he'd get re-appointed

dollar down

bonds down

stocks down

where is the money going exactly

I read this in his voice kek

You sold and took a hit? Jeeze man get off the internet and chill.

juice

Let's not worry about that

it's being liberated

rich people who don't pay taxes
the exact people trump is saying are hurting

the leprechaun hid them at the end of the rainbow, sneaky fella

given our current situation, lets say I had 100k to put in ANYTHING right now what should I do

Tariffs paid to Elon's pockets

Its a valid question

Stocks down just means that the cash went back into peoples pockets instead of being in the market.

SPY puts

Tariff inflation isn't even real as far as Powell's job is concerned. He doesn't HAVE to raise rates to fight off ghosts, he just won't do anything tomorrow. Its like fighting your future cancer by giving yourself chemo just in case.

Markets will adjust to the new normal, people will buy far less goods which is a good thing for inflation and then Powells job will finally be done because Real Inflation will be back to 2% or hell maybe even threats of Real Deflation like China has.

If Powell raised rates .50 he would cause a worse recession because it would make the value of a dollar go way too hard since money would evaporate.

This. People are winning bigly.

My entire portfolio is basically NVDA. Wat do.

Tariff inflation isn't even real as far as Powell's job is concerned

people's inflation expectations are being raised permanently, that's his job
they mentioned this in the news

What is it going to take for TSLA to get to a level that matches material reality at all?

make circle of dough. float in deep fat fryer. flip.
youtube.com/shorts/2-62Mte87Dw

Turn off TV and wait 4 years.
Unironically.

bros... will soxl ever go back up to 30?

Tariff inflation isn't even real as far as Powell's job is concerned

I think it is a very real thing as far as the Fed Chair's job is concerned, very silly post.

don't listen to that retard. Just diversify between t-bills, stock market and Precious metals.

News?! You think these people watch the news?

$30 or so sounds fair

I think the stock still has potential for a 10x to actually represent fair value.

smart-ass. I didn't say that americans were winning I just said they pulled it out and put it in their pocket.

They don't have a reason to not cut rates. Good.

Having more money in your pocket actually sounds like winning desu.

>bonds down

Anon, yields down means bonds up..
You could've locked in at 4.8%

A tariff is a tax moron.

impose a tax to cut a tax

Useful idiot

They already announced the rate won't change in 2025

This is the most economically-illiterate post I've seen on here today

eurotrannies and jews are derailing trumps based market. We need to ally with russia now

Bonds

Nevermind, this one is slightly more retarded:

This but unironically. Full alliance with Russia to strangle China.

I don't know why some of you think they would cut rates.
Not changing them is a reasonable opinion, but cutting them? When their projections are still wildly above their goal and movement recently has trended upwards? Why would Powell suddenly reverse course on a strategy he spent half a decade cultivating?

This. They're doing a lot, not just cars. It's seemingly baffling how retarded these people are who think it should go to zero, then I remember they're being paid to glow slide threads here.

Kill yourself faggot

Markets don't really go below 4% a day. This will continue.

free cup of coffee & doughnuts

free soup & bread

nobody working and stocks at clearance prices

What if the great depression wasn't so bad after all?

TZA

Alright, then explain the illiteracy mr. know-it-all.

slow and steady

Short europe 10x

death to america

During the 2008 downturn, markets dropped like 3.5%/day

Soundtrack: youtube.com/watch?v=YsGjFh1ke44

Why do you think they're always walking around wearing tuxedos?

RETVRN TO TRADITION

anyone with a brain boughted the dip and their great-grandchildren are now cushy millionaires.

Precious metals and plane tickets out of the US

Markets don't really go below 4% a day

incorrect

This is the real answer. Yields are going down. Anything with intermediate to long-term investment grade

Denial and hope are human coping reactions

If the stock market fell further theyd have to do an emergency shut down

Euros REALLY are seething kek

sexy midget

The money never existed

no we're not

Explain this like i'm a retarded 5 year old or a golden retriever

Like what?

Your words mean nothing when I'm crushing this hard

name of girl? Does she have rule34 of her?

I'm from America and voted JFK cope faggot

Did you guys bought anything? This looks like the best moment, maybe tomorrow, in 5 years.

So anyway, enough Anon Babble seething. Actual economic playing board discussion time

America as the largest consumer base in the world is the money bag, all companies want to sell there

Tariffs mean companies with external production will take a big hit, which is most of them now thanks to chasing them off to China and such

Tariffs will encourage them to move back but take time, tanking the markets, which is why Trump said he didn't care how they'd react

Europe is prepping to kill themselves in a war for the third time, which isn't good for investment since factories would be targeted and they don't really like bombs

Trump fucking hates the shit out of China now, so he'll hammer them hardest which means companies won't want to go there either

Isolated from the wars, America will be in an amazing position to profit and build industry fleeing from Europe and China no matter what, but most if they refuse to join.

This is also why Macron said not to invest in America, he knows the industry leaving while they're trying to build up would fuck them over and he's begging them to stay, not warning them that they'll lose money somehow

Trump will likely start trying to cut sweet deals with huge companies to move back soon and inspire FOMO in the others to trigger a flood, the media will claim this is because his plan isn't working and that he's desperate though

Over all this is the best position to make moves America has been on for over 100 years if he plays it right. Only way it could get better is if Israel does something that manages to shake the orange boomer out of his jew worship long enough that he doesn't join their wars either. Unlikely.

This has been actual economic discussion on Anon Babble. Thank you for tuning in.

I slurped

enough Anon Babble seething

I fucking wish, it's the only thing going on in either thread

Much of it never existed.

This fuss about tariffs is all cover for a liquidity crisis 30+ years in the making

Enough Anon Babble seething

Starts posting Anon Babble seethe

?

Who is going to do all this new manufacturing work?

Good. We'll handle this.

literally nobody is moving anything back, they'll delay until the midterms and the house revokes trumps tariff authority
senate already passed a motion for canada

cultists are retarded

Isolated from the wars

Interesting. I didn't know threatening military annexation is staying away from war.

Venezuelans. Were you not paying attention the past four years?

"enough Anon Babble seething"

posts le 4D chess trust the plan MIGA cope

There's a bunch of guys ready to do hard labor in Ecquador or Salvador or whatever they put them in

Yes, however, every country with a large enough GDP to matter will renegotiate some or all of this in coming weeks. It's not going to stay as is. Your assessment is the threatened scenario but it won't be the outcome.

There's a stipulation about slavery abolition in the US that prisoners are exempt from it

continuité domp

All the government fake jobs that got fired.

You can tell how correct a post is in /smg/ by how many angry Europeans reply to it

so what are y’all doing puts-wise?
hoping TSLA dumps
AMD puts are money printers
WMT hasn’t dumped yet, so puts are set to be free money by next week.
If anyone had bought DKS puts yesterday, they’d be swimming in cash

saars

Uhmmmm soxl almost under 10$

here comes the 2pm bot pump, right on schedule

When do we buy?
5150?
4800?

I'm going to kill myself

When Trump announces his war on Greenland. Like unironically, do people think that is not happening?

This is the dip you buy. Last dip ever.

April 9th at the earliest. That date is when Liberation Day tariffs go into effect.

Trumps retarded son telling us to buy the dip

ah shit, I made a mistake, didn't I? Time to sell.

We can take Greenland in 24 hours. Send them all back to Hell or Denmark.

anon read the date

If you’re slurping those understand you are banking on a near complete 180 on this entire thing. This market should be down 30%. The only reason it’s not is because they are still largely calling his bluff, only that the odds he is bluffing has been decreased. Wait until Jerome says “we are pausing our planned rate cuts”. You will see fucking blood. You must now put yourself in the head of a half retarded real estate speculator with a God complex. How do you even walk this shit back while saving face? Where do your fake victories and concessions come from? At this point you have to face the music that this guy is just really fucking stupid, and unlike his first term, he is surrounded by people who are just as retarded as he is.

One day a premonition of Trumps death will come to you in a dream. That's when you buy.

it should be down 30% because... well... it just SHOULD... OKAY?!

at least wait for Cramer to chime in

Germany took Denmark in like 7 hours. How the hell are those pussies going to defend the world's biggest island?

coomer brain

Unprofitable.

The market still thinks Trump is bluffing.
At this point, I'll heavily inverse the SPY.

I'm tired of winning

Hmm maybe it should because we set tariff rates higher than those seen since the turn of the century, but instead of being an export economy like we were then, we fucking buy the world’s plastic shit. The stuff we DO make is advanced and requires components to be manufactured in 100 different fucking countries, each of which we have 20-50% tariffs on. You are a fucking retard. Do we even share the same planet? Do you know that rate cuts can’t happen if inflation jumped 5% (extremely lower end estimate when 10% is the lowest tariff we have).

But Trump said we are bring manufacturing back. He must be right!

That is when you start losing.

Take the elevator to the top roof

Bank of America and Barclays now see a "high risk" of recession in the United States this year — Reuters

At this point, I'll heavily inverse the SPY.

One bullish headline will crush you. In this scenario that kind of thing can come at any time with zero notice.

I don't understand why it's always just middle aged men in these soup/donuts lines during the depression.

Didn't women and children need donuts too? Or did they have their own lines with fruits and milk and such?

We can take Greenland in 24 hours.

How's three day operation in Yemen going so far? Is global trade secured yet?

Whats the alternative plan to a 401k in these unstable times
Do i just start frontloading into a savings account

To me and anybody else who was smart enough to position for this

Women and children used to be drafted for war while the men stayed home. Because they're more equal.
That's how we developed our robust economy as a society.

It's going very well.

US 10Y Treasury is dipping

You keep buying each pay check and hope it goes lower so you make more money when this retard gets run out of town and we start pumping again.

they haven't attacked a cargo ship in months

Russel 2000 is under 2000

Owari da...

i shot myself in the chest so that the bullet would go through my kidney and hit the libtard europoor behind me

At what point does owning the libs at our expense become undesirable? Owning the libs until we enter the American Century of Humiliation doesn’t seem ideal to me.

Me? I'm just gonna chill.

Dollar cost average. If you're young this market decline is much better than buying the top, as long as the job market stays stable.

Tmf only up 2.73%.
Bonds are supposed to go up in a recession but I've yet to break even.

DCA is foreign to FOMO minds

That was expected.

if inflation jumped 5% (extremely lower end estimate when 10% is the lowest tariff we have).

what is price elasticity of demand? What are sellers in other countries going to do with excess inventory?
Any economist pushing those numbers is paid to do so

vix

BEARCH

BEARPRIL

BEAR

BEARNE

BEARLY

BEARGUST

BEARTEMBER

BEARTOBER

BEARVEMBER

BEARCEMBER

If you are not currently making money out of this situation you are losing. And this is a good thing. You are just coping bro.

actually it's not trumps fault, it's the federal reserve chairman's fault.

Yeah, why would a senile narcissist want to be a god-king who rules with an iron fist?

People always forget that Trump's first and only commandment is to love himself.

Disingenuous nigger faggots, post portfolios

WMT started going down. Took long enough.

EU DEF, obviously. Green today, not hit by tariffs, VW factories reconverted to produce IFVs, money flowing into the industry, will create more jobs. Unironically the only beacon of light in this mist.
But I told you that much last month already, and even in February. Of course you didn't listen.

as long as the job market stays stable.

Come on man. Name one recession where unemployment was stable.

Bonds with long maturities. Or bond funds.

TMF is a bad ETF.

Libturds lack the pattern recognition needed for trading. Just put your money in your mattress.

I was too pussy to be short. I bitched out of puts last minute because I thought the announcement would be a meme.

nobody posts portfolios or positions because everybody here is an options gambling addict with $500 in an entry level robinhood account larping as a hedge fund manager

If the inflation is up QT is going to do more harm than good = bond rates don't go up = TMF doesn't go up

The instability is uneven. When unemployment goes from 4 to 6%, you don't lose 2% of your job.
If you personally keep your job then you've won.

Probably, but there's zero upside and unforseen risk in putting identifiable info out there

Sidelined pussy.

because I thought the announcement would be a meme

Judging by today, the entire market thought that. I was expecting a maximum of reciprocal percentages. Not this complete nonsense they announced.

No one's asking for a social security number and blood type. Biz was dead for months and now there are countless faggots in here crying about politics and the market being down when people were getting banned just for writing the name Trump.

Judging by today, they still think it’s a meme. I think they’re expecting a significant backtrack.

house revokes trumps tariff authority

senate already passed a motion for canada

Just like they did with the Trump tariffs from his first term?

oh no my friend, we still have long way to go.

TRUMP ON MARKET REACTION: ITS GOING VERY WELL

how retarded do you have to be to compare the term 1 china tariffs with this?

Have you thanked him yet?

Trump and his cronies shorting the market: confirmed

-4% on the s&p is a significant sell off. I don't think you can characterize this as a flippant response.

You have to understand this is brilliant Americans need to become poorer to compete with global sweats

He's right. Tomorrow will be bright green then blood red monday.

I just heard the term "Momo traders" for momentum
What animal could this be?

I put all of my money in fixed income months ago.
When do I catch the falling knife?

and if it's not...

Checkpoint because I'm curious
What's everyone at so far? I'm up 17% on only American stocks.

What's a fixed income? Bonds?

It's going to boom

Yes any day now you Gorbachev impersonator

You aware of the legislation passed on 2021 that allows senators to get banking info on anybody, and it's illegal for your bank to inform you that a request was made? Combine that with prism that has been a thing for a while now. And that's the shit we know about. I don't see a reason to signal the NSA that I'm ripe for exploitation.

if one ever wondered, what was the mindset that let Trump bankrupt a casino, now you know.

kill yourself

say thank you

what fucking decade do you think it is?

When Anon Babble died, the thread moved and created a split in culture.
Most of the thread personalities, the type that would blog their portfolio, are in the other thread.

liberate me from the chud plague.

>>/reddit/

When retail is bearish and getting arrogant with buying puts the market will rally to cause maximum retail pain.

Expect the market to close green tomorrow with 10% gains across the board. Always do the opposite of the consensus.

Looks like the SPY is failing the 540 retest so far

liberate me from the chud plague.

Reminds me of all the ledditors saying "i want out of this country, it's so evil by deporting browns", then in their posts listing only White countries as their goals kek

A cow, obviously

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

I'm very suspicious since it seems every third worlder and woman is bearish

i'm retarded and don't understand rates
what's powell going to do

I hate spxs so much

Trump said the market was gonna pump just to encourage retail enough to fuck my puts before 4pm. NOT what I voted for.

depends on what happens the rest of the month

Double bottom at 540. We gain rest of day at least

The 3:30 dump will be biblical. S&P will close -5.5% at least

If you didn't make money today; trading isn't for you/

Tomorrow will be red as well, not as red, but still red.

Yes, as well as money market products and other debt securities.

Thoughts on AVGO?

why

I have insider sources. Trump and co hasn't hinted at any rollback like bulls are expecting.

I mean to reply to

Tomorrow will probably crab or be a very slight pump as pressure eases.
It's not tomorrow you should position for, it's next week.

It'll dump because nobody wants to hold a position overnight. All it takes is senor dumbass opening his mouth again and you get a nice -10% to your portfolio while the markets are closed.

Trump said the market is going to rally

Why are they listening to guy who Tariffs based on trade deficit

while the markets are closed.

For you!

You are hilariously pozzed

while the markets are closed

get a better broker, most gains are ah/pm

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Why would Intel be worried about mass layoffs

Lol!

Why would Intel be worried about mass layoffs

they already had them so why would they be worried yes

wow

implying this is somehow surprising

ah so thats why intel had its random giga pump

Best to figure that one out or the next three-four years are going to be very rough

Yeah but what the fuck are excs worried about?

Layoffs are good for stocks

I was reffering to the fact Intel shouldn't have to worry about layoffs since they are probably going to profit from the deal

Unless it's that they are going to layoff intek workers they don't need via redundancy thanks to TMSC doing some of the work

Who the fuck cares about Intel, they're fucking dead whatever they do, half the market is already ARM.

"joint venture" is corporate speak for TSMC buy a piece of the Intel pie (20% stake specifically)

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
fucking kill me

Buddy check INTC

art of the deal or something

Ah that explains it they expect to be raped

justpretendingtoberetarded.tiff.exe

Should I sell before close and be content with my 1k or wait to see what happens next week? DIA puts expiry is next Friday

cutting operational costs by firing employees and handing over resource refinement to a more competent chipmaker is a good way to please board investors and make line go up, but not so good for a company's long term health and employee stability.

Remember, everything is fake and gay

Yeah I can see the stock is pumping but I'm a tourist here to watch the market carnage I'm confused as to how Intel would be concerned about layoffs as it's getting more capital from TSMC

are we schizopumping today or nah

I should check myself into a mental institution for the next for years, maybe it’ll make the world make sense

Plan was to base it off trade deficit

Wouldn't a super high global traff rate accomplish the same goal

Ack- man

Probably not until later this evening on futures if it happens. Jerome tomorrow, also.

PAPA POWELL SPEAKING WILL ABSOLUTELY GIVE DOVISH REMARKS AND HEAL THIS MARKET

Will he cave in?

5400 retest to end the day. Third time's the charm?

That's not what I said. You know that's not what I said. You cannot help yourself can you?

no he's just going to say the usual implying his stance on the tariffs is wait and see, expecting the mass rearrangement incoming.

you literally said jerome speaks tomorrow. You said it won't pump until than

he will raise rates by 5000 basis points

Line freaks out every which way whenever Jerome appears behind the podium.

given the vice chair's comments today, I expect he'll do everything to tamper expectations ahead of May 7th to avoid unnecessary volatility
probably the most generic "we're still looking ahead, many factors to consider" lines you'll get all year

the jobs report will be interesting though, especially based on the outplacement reports earlier today

just kidding. :^ )

oh hey, WMT and TSLA are going down.

Uhhh bros?

540 broke

its joever

This jew got brainbroken by liberal college students not worshiping Israel hard enough. A
formerly intelligent man now constantly coping about how brilliant Trump is

He profited massively in 2020 shorting the crash

Hike rates. Stagflation is here and the economy is doing poorly so it makes sense to crash the market temporarily and het rid of inflation while the opportunity is there

Does this retard think we are china?

What if we... became China

BRAVO DONNIE

do we go sub5400

Chinas a massive importer of Raw materials, There is not a major economy in the world that is fully self reliant.

where is the money going exactly

youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y

We're going to see rates get raised. Trump will flip his shit and may even try to interfere with the fed, causing the dollar and treasuries to crater.

Yeah no shit, they also have 7 times as many people in their country

I don't expect him to. The Federal Reserve shouldn't have to clean up the President's mess in the absence of any sort of national emergency. Congress may just overturn these tariffs as all that's needed are a few dissenting Republicans.

All according to keikaku

ELECT THE TARD
MARKETS
F
A
L
L
HARD

Its not the Feds job to be the presidents janitor
Congress with take back their power over tariffs before Powell ever causes some shit to fuck over his control of the Fed

get a 80 year old retard to nuke the economy

Everything going as planned. Yakub is in control

oh god, 540 was the dam

Boomers saw the incoming generations beginning to get a little taste of prosperity so they decided to crash the plane with no survivors. Their final act.

god i hope so delta make my tummy hurt

anything less than 5% is disappointing

mfw I had 100 shares of spy sold at 544

mfw I'm going to buy the dip for once

mfw it doesn't recover for 15 years.

I can almost respect the spite

Unironically this. The last 10 years of this country is a reflection of the eternal boomer’s fear and resentment towards their mortality. They want to take it all with them. Selfish to the last breath.

You young people are lazy.

UNDER 5400 YOU CAN DO IT

Quick reminder Trump can, and will, stay retarded longer than you can stay solvent.

How?

They hate us, and want us to be buried with them like the Pharoahs. The ultimate selfish generation, I almost respect the dedication

Congress reverses tariffs

too late, financial confidence in the U.S. already shat the bed

we head to a new Depression anyways with massive capital flight

Fully expect this to occur. It makes more sense to put money in the Gulf States than the U.S. at this point as the Gulf States have more stable governments, good relations with everyone, geopolitical leverage to ensure their security, low tax rates, and have not gone full retard with sanctions. If I was a billionaire I would want Singaporean or Macanese citizenship and residency rights in one of the Gulf States. Burn the U.S. passport, too much of a financial liability for any investor, especially now that billionaires are valid political targets for assassination and lawfare.

DOW PLUNGES 1,642 POINTS, NASDAQ DROPS 1,022 POINTS

A BIG FAT COW
WITH BIG JIGGLY TIDDIES AND A BIG WOBBLY ASS

Don't do it SPfivvy
Think of your children
It's never too late
He might take the tariffs away tomorrow

please don't jump

The market still thinks this will be pulled as nobody can be this retarded.
Give it a while, you will see some shit.

This was $5 two years ago

What are massive car tariffs for 500 Alex

I mean, the THICCness goes without saying.

Automotive tariffs

gen z boss and a depression!

gen z boss and a depression!

Is she gonna make it bros?

Based

Where's Itty bitty kitties?

it's not meant to be

The real maga was the supply chains we destroyed along the way.

could actually be seeing some reasonable valuations here if this keeps up

I don’t feel so good sisters…

At least I’m not this gullible Simp Kek!

there's still ten minutes, have faith

Why wouldn't you put a stop loss...?

soxl baggie....

dont worry, he'll walk back the semiconductor tariffs next week after enough of his asskissers tell him he might have went a little overboard

sold off my TSLA and WMT puts expiring tomorrow for an ok-ish profit
sold one of my two AMD $100 puts at open (fuck) and am holding the other into tomorrow. expires the 17th so not worried

The Republican Party will never recover if they preside over crashing markets and economic catastrophe for a second time in a row. Trump and Vance are fully retarded if they think our decaying economy, debt-ridden and plagued with many structural problems, can endure this blow. China and Europe are going to inspire confidence by announcing new FTAs and probably the transfer of lithography technology too as the ultimate fuck you to the United States. The E.U. will provide China with technical support and China will manufacture armaments for its militarization.

Meanwhile the U.S. will sit and rot in a corner with no real economic partners.

THERE IS STILL TIME

I mean the last time that tariffs like this were enacted, Republicans didnt control the house or senate for 60 years

You're sitting on the wrong side of the 200 DMA sis

GameStop shorts probably.

I actually want it to crash to 8 so I can double down. I’ll only have 300k to play with after that though.
That’s the weird part. Semiconductors were already exempt.

5400 breached.

they're exempt from the reciprocals but they still have targeted tariffs going into effect in May or June iirc on top of the 10% base

soxl baggies will never make their money back, his only hope would be AMD calls and hope NVidia implodes and loses it's market share

You were right but I didn't have the stomach

I missed this place and the smart Anons like you who make it. Good to know, cheers.
So what price would you need to see to jump in?

DO SOMETHING

Okay

*Dumps further*

GME isn’t even going down that much, to my consternation. probably due to the big dump last week

Nvidia continues to collapse

shiiiiet

Best I can do is an additional 10% tariff across the board.

GME is literally a crypto stock now and BTC didn't even dump that much today

Drumpfs harder

Because China might just invade Taiwan. The only thing stopping it was the prospect of a fruitful relationship with the U.S. even if only in economic terms. Hegseth and all the other retards are burning those bridges and opening the way for a confrontation.

knew I should have bought puts yesterday but I was scared trump would waif.

NEW NEW NEW

Best i can do is bombing yemen cause Israel told me to

At 88 it will have a PE of 30. Think I might buy more there.

profit is profit so it cant be helped

assuming the country doesnt completely collapse and trump's cabinet gets his head out of its ass, I imagine any price target from 6 to 9.5 will be guaranteed profit in the long run
whether it breaches below 6, which is the danger zone, is another story but there's no way you can go wrong buying at any price range within that 6 to 9 window and taking the right precautions to get out if the bottom collapses. even the current price is actually a worthy trade but you just have to be careful because a half valuation collapse is still possible if we hit a recession

if you wanted a riskier but potentially quicker play, you could gamble on shorting SOXS right now but you can easily eat shit if you do that

it goes to money heaven

what's the difference? Greater scope? More like greater cope.

I love that fact that "investors" like you exist

Calls were moving up yesterday while the stock was going down. Obvious insider trading caused me to double my calls

Remember when a virus with a 99.99% survival rate crippled supply chains for two years? How do you think we would do during a global war where libturds aren't able to get the meds that keep them from having daily meltdowns? Parts for elevators, cars, planes?
This is all being pushed by the Pentagon, in case you're too dumb to read the tea leaves.

Take your meds champ

I don't take advice from losers, sorry

Do you think it's possible for the DOW to hit 30K by close tomorrow?

No, that's way too low.

Elevator pitch: bomb-proof factories.

Whoa. High roller up 22%. What is that for you like $30-40 for the day? lmao

excuse me that is marv